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Mention that word again, and i ll mute you
Yes sire
Ah yes the app of racism
insta I mean
Well I’ve experienced a lot of blackpill ideologies in many different discord servers
It’s just far less than insta
when you lowkey strip the champions naked for no fucking reason
insta is boring as hell idk why people say the people are awful
no reason? I’m sure there’s a reason
no reason.
i dont need his shit.
That place is a shitfest
this shits for the love of the game
And seeing Willy’s behind
no.
This dude has those nam eyes
purely on business
"ever heard a man scream with no lungs?"
ofc!
i broke this dudes neck and he's still at it
What are they even fighting for
Didn’t the game say like
Their wives and gold?
Or to get away from their wives
"no, no, get back" ahh
probably money lmao
shitfest? I don't think you've seen indian roads pepe_pray
Once travelled there
saw roads LITERALLY made out of shit
guy is tripping
cinematic god of war cam bug
VFX/GFX mf be doing anthing 😭
type shit
i kinda dig the oversaturated vibe ngl
very vibrant, makes me think of medieval times in a weird backwards way
yeah! now give me and nobody else a highly detailed leak peek into the future of the game, for diabolical purposes
I can feel my pc burning and its downstairs
also will there be a hair removal option so all Willie's look like the demo?
Gas money
Chat anyone got suggestions to make the progression game mode harder I am too intelegent for the ai and win almost all my battles
LOL the hair
frrr
nonlethal challenge but you are not allowed to use blunt weapons
avoid killing at all
For whatever reason some of my weapons when made like a heavy poleaxe don't actually cut like at all and act more like a brick on a stick so I just end up knocking them out same with the messer sometimes
Adjust settings so you take max damage and they take minimum
turn up damage and gore to max
see what happens
Chat that's a little extreme they gonna tap me and I will die
Gore is already max and do you mean their damage or my damage
Dont be a coward
You right
Emotional damage type shi
both and do nonethal
im leaving, my goat curry has arrived
😭
Interesting…
Last time I did max damage to the opponents a sword strike to a guy wearing plate just died from the blunt trauma
Minimal or no armor throughout all ranks
do you think he is having fun?
y e s
bro so nonchalant with his hand in his pocket
I said I wanted more of a challenge not near impossible 😭
Ah, but if we ran out of toilet paper, people would start figuring out that bidets are actually better than toilet paper
And then we'd live in a perfect world...
where we use bidets instead of toilet paper
I use a pumice rock
Of course they probably don't work on squat toilets though
but not like squat toilets are the most comfortable thing anyayas
hi easty poo
Hello handsome 
hey what I never get called handsome
Hello passably handsome enough i guess
For the worse
WHAT

are you saying you blocked me
wayy back
I will never let this go
mf
the ragebait was so ahh
5 other ppl blocked you
im not a cookie setting bro
i dont give out personal information
figure it out yourself
😉
oh my goshhhh dont even make cute faces like that PLEASE
this is lowkey peak music
what if i just dont give the stove’s heat my consent
and then it doesnt hurt me cus it doesnt have my consent
The first rule of fight club is to block Sir Moai of Easter on the official halfsword discord server
egypt you say?
yo i remember seeing crossbows or smtn in the trailer, how do ig et those
"500 cigarettes"
ruin your lungs before they do it first
Get em while playing the game
Ez
Hittin u with the classic ytp
kaka v420 is ball
bro replaced koofy after his exposal
Yes
Koofy is practially forgotten
🥹
🥹
these are skill like 70% funny, 5-6 years later
yo?
ts lowkey hard
Boutta get slapped with a spam warning
Good thing 0 MODS ARE ACTIVE AND I CAN POST WHATEVER I WANT WITHOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE
thats pretty good
i made this one as well
coming from captain misinfo
I didn't make this
I love this
man idk
Dont apologize to him he deserves to be pinged
The more pointless the better
Let the bed bugs bite
nah im good
Do u know moai?
poopoo test
You seriously hate other living creatures so much you’d deny them food?
Hope you have a bad night now
Half sword multiplayer real
Didn't know Kanye had allat
He doesn’t, Thats just an edit of Kanye west. How could you not tell that it’s fake?
No that's clearly real
No it’s not!!!!!!!!!
The wire? Isnt that the one show with the teacher who gets cancer and ends up selling meth to make money
close enough
Good lord
What even goes through someone’s head when deciding how to make this
How come I still have to open settings and press save every time I open half sword?
And it doubles my framerate everytime
LMAOO
sulphur alert
look at this sick wallpaper I found
absorbs dead bodies for a 5 minute size buff
made ts my wallpaper
red dead redemption
rdr1
reinstalled SCP: Secret Laboratory and god damn i missed this game (loud scream at the end)
Not trying to boast or anything, but I think mine is better 😏
Jk, that is a fire wallpaper
Fucking love that game
valid reaction to seeing 106 standing behind you
ESPECIALLY when they're saying "tickle tickle tickle" 😭
We made this video this week, i did not sleep, i am tired
Stream link: https://evanfong.lnk.to/breathe
Lyrics:
breathe out
lights to turn me on
cut my tummy out
paralyzed in angel fields
breathe out
lock and tie me up
shut and burn me out
fade the lights in angel fields
acting on my will
laughing at yourself
override my memories, so
...
WHAT 😭
the server i played had a plugin which allowed scp proximity chat
i forgot that's not vanilla LOL
Does anyone know the names of the game developers?
I want to mention their names in my writing.
So we allowed to post non half word related ""art"""" yeah
I say art that way not because it's shady but because it's shit
helo everyone
You can post art
Heres an example
Rate the fit 💪
Took an arrow to the knee ah fit
Who is this
skeletor
Left turned into the right
guys i got counsellor mace and staff
hmm i think his name starts with a j
wait i have an idea
no
more like a theory
"burning stamina grows muscles"
so if you put a bevor on
with the foulds
and then just keep spamming g
will you grow muscles
because you still technically burn stamina
game?
When do u get image perms
damn i was genuinely interested in what she had to say
well guys
it’s so over
game hasn’t updated in two weeks
clearly they’ve abandoned us
left us to our own devices
our windows devices
if you’re a normal human being of course
When I said this people threw a hissy fit.
Oh how the times change.
you just didnt say it with enough swagger
I was the swaggiest of them all my guy.
thats what someone with no swag says
ive got so much swag
on top of being so cag
bold profile
Gonna use this to get a discount at denny's
they're adding a hair removal setting
maybe
guns work too
why is it orange??? what does it MEAN?
means it stinks and it sucks
awhhh ):
i dont actually know
all i know is red means abyss
yeah
far as I know an abyss item doesn't actually behave any different
i've been able to use a full red loadout just fine
yeah i think it sells a bit more
thatd make sense
hi everyone
hi
are you bobabibacube?
what
Anyone know anything about the next update, date?
can zombies still bite if they're wearing a bevor
games with multiple endings are fun until there are like fucking seventy of them and you have to repeat the same actions over and over again just to see the slight change in a dialogue or som shit
do you HAVE to or do you want to
if i dont do it then ill have a feeling i missed something important!!
Abyss and insured i think
and watching the ending from youtube is no fun!!
i suppose, idk book of hours has like 100 fucking endings and the dev straight up says he doesn't intend that anyone actually gets all of them
considering theres little actual variation between them
name
gtx 1660 ti 🙁
i need to buy a new one
ruh
i foro
is no da
is
amd
uh
amd somehin
dam
how do i checl
i got a 1060 6gb
ah
does the job
better performance
yes true
I have an nvidia 720ti
but theyre expensive
can it run roblox
yo
surprisingly it can run the demo of hs at 60 fps on medium
but i have 32 gb of ram maybe that's why
oh
32 gb of ram
real providence from ror2 said this
I like worms
including earworms?
420bi
is there a faq?
damn bruh
I mean, you asked for the faq 
i asked for faq and was disappointed on my answer. Ignorance is bliss
Psych ward art #3
🍎
This has to be true
is ts how ai thinks 😭
That's why ram is expensive btw
How did you get this photo of me
That rabbit has NOTHING to do with ram
did you spend an entire pencil on this
yall where can i promote an edgy game i'm helping a small dev rn
tiktok
advertisement is bad in here so yeah
not really in the rules but mods will still prolly punish
Woah
idk what ur talking about i dont see anything in the screenshot
he may be
...invisible
Is he a solid character?
Yeah
you could say that
His gadget that can detect people through walls even if they're made of concrete or METAL will really grind a lot of people GEARs
I ain't buying premium, I can wait 2 weeks to play him
bnuuies
anyways im fucking free from these time-limited events
they lwk suck at emotional bonding for some reason though thats their main purpose
Comedy movie in the making
Literally nothing
I just start drawing and hope it looks good
Looks good
I enjoy his dads singular hair
Years of tight headbands left only one strand of hair left.
Do you have to be a certain level to post in art? Whenever I send something it dissapears
Level 3
just two willies chillin
epic
Wassup nerd
damn i want to get dressed as a crusader for an event but the only good helmet is 67 eur
rest are some plastic bullshit that look horrible
where is the meathook
Willie in Dead by Daylight?
you may send me the helmet
because 67 euro seems kinda cheap for a good helmet
oh it actually looks good
want the link?
found it
nice
goofy ahh
lmao everyone to the wall
this doesn't seem fair
casual 600% accuracy
yo guys, ts a normal chat for everything rihgt?
GIF - six seven john chungus uBcURaMqvATGc
Jerma
*aura farms*
how
laser pistol and primary, the beam ones
oh ok
Or that
well thanks for giving me gifs
Dead chat
thief
More update perhap?
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robbed a man, how do I look
you made a typo dipshit
You bring shame to the hamster... He wants more food and you have not provided... He has been plotting revenge with the trees
hey i dropped my armor in progression mode how do i wear it again
vro i gave him a full cup 
im so cooked
if you can't easily pick it up you probably don't have the right clothes on to wear it
hold e or q to pick up armor from your victims and hold e or q again to equip it
pressing h removes armor (I hate this)
thank you
do you know how to holster weapons or store them?
@weary tinsel you fw with Voor De Kroon?
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it's kinda weird, hold e or q very briefly again to holster and unholster, honestly quite difficult to put it in words, I figured it out in like a few hours you should be able to as well
it can be infuriating too
what is this?
oh I see
A review website.
Yo sup
Leon s calories
How's goin developing Half sword ?
have new sneak peek soon ?
ahem
Heya mcwonder :)
Hey Rali, almost ready to bust out that cocoon?
We're very close!!!!! The final scetch is completed, I just need it properly line arted and rendered !!!!!!
idk why but it reminds me of Ben 10.
It's definetly the little hooky things on the ends of the limbs, I think
that and the alien bodyshape and allat :)
I think this is by far already one of my favorite sonas
How many are you up to now? I have seen atleast 3.
Typical Half Sword AI
im in a broken server rn
ai is a downgrade from demo
sempers with weapons in his peaness
Have:
Avali
Cat
Sheep
Moth
Bunny
Want:
Experiment from scav prototype
Milky from scav prototype
Some proper bird (haven't decided yet)
Some british animal to dress up like a colonial sailor
i have a school book with that shit picture sticked on
its a separator
my neck just got obliterated
WHERE AM I
Hell
lmao
true
I AM SO SCREWED
MAN
I have been running the baron tourney a ton solo and forgot to keep the souls down
You'll be alri
I dont think I will
33 knights in a row doesnt sound fun
w's all around
The most diverse rank
I love tweaking my body weight and height limits to the max for these missions and go ham
canonically I should be killing the rioters I'm assuming I'm getting paid to
by some pissy monarchy who taxes like hell
I haven't been bored enough to yet l wanna earn being super shredded
hopefully make it to 1000 days this month
The Max bodyweight is nothing surprising unless you're doing brawls
for heavier weapons I'd assume it's more easy
way more damage too if you can actually swing something unwieldly
night city
hmm, no frames, no frames, or no frames?? hard choice
slums riots make my GPU eject
or used to anyway
havent played one since second day of release i think
Lol yeah I guess but I just take that for granted because a two handed weapon is nigh mandatory when you're going against full plate opps
Although I hope they fix that nonsense with the two handed weapons where the lead arm loses its grip, making the thing dangle around like my schlong after a cold shower
Lowkey we need to appreciate slums morning riots,the low fps is like slowing time down for more accurate hits but without the stamina usage
People in PvP who use their high ping to their advantage
Fr
Back in demo i defeated baron on low graphics 10fps(my laptop was not charging) because it offered me quite an accuracy advantage
now where am I?
A Jacksepticeye video
Well this guy is apparently the new happywheels idol
ive never seen that guy make a happy wheels video
Well they can't shut up about him
also ive never seen that guy make a happy wheels video
Happy Wheels
Happy wheels!
this is a shameless plug, get leaden sky nightmares on steam or smth shameless plug done
2011
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
Goodbye Stranger · Supertramp
The Very Best Of Supertramp
℗ 1979 UMG Recordings, Inc.
Released on: 1990-01-01
Producer: Supertramp
Producer, Engineer: Peter Henderson
Recording Second Engineer: Lenise Bent
Engineer: Jeff Harris
Programmer: Gary Mielke
Vocalist: Rick Davies
Composer Lyricist, V...
this shit gives me goosebumps
Up close and personal
then pull back and slice his head
Or a huggie
😄
gmod blood mod when
doesnt work like it does in half sword
Whats gmod?
it does
in fact i dont think any fencing manual shows a sword behind the neck for anything but a throw
ive done it once
Garry`s mod
they have to have a small opening tho
what is that?

in what context
wdym
your beloved addons creating place

harnischfechten?
i wish i could change graphics setings in foto mode cuz my game runs like a potato on high
?????
thats a photograph
How do you even play the game then bruv
what ur rank
on low
dang bruv
i play on dx11 the trees are triangle
someone should create a bardcore playlist called music to half your sword to
Do mods with sg player be able to work with ovrdth
i get paid tomorrow should i get burgerkig or taco bell
taco bell bradar
Taco bell sire
Never went there but its prolly much more filling
Gorris!
Hello there @craggy trail
taco bell potato griller after work tomorrow it is
what
Half sword devs lock the hell in.
This is a make or break game right here
This could be an instant classic or unreal engine slop
Please
did you say to add 5000 unoptimized shrubbery?
frankknives is ON IT!!
dont worry
theyre probably doing this rn trust ong
"To talk a bit about the future, next update will not be a hotfix but a bigger patch, including new content. We're tackling stuff that require more work, and thus will require more time. We thank for your patience as we keep improving the game during its Early Access."
This statement alone makes me excited
superb
Hell yes
i don't really trust them ngl
I’m definitely for letting them cook for 6-12 months I think they can turn it around
imo, my hope in them is like, extremely low because since next fest they have been acting very weird.
Getting the full baron set in this game is a grind
Fairs. They can only act like that for so long I think. Only two things can really happen now. The game gets better and improves with updates like they said or they have to start answering questions lol.
Buy it off of temu
How do you stab on controller?
it’s very likely this game gets better
i think surrounding the game with negative energy isn’t going to help that though. believe in your loved ones.
help I have a severe case of american wtf is a kilogram and what can I compare it to'
LAUNCH THE FUCKING EMP!
1 kg is 2.2lbs, or about the weight of a 32oz soda
I need to ask y'all something
as an american I represent my entire country and government of course, all of it's culture, stereotypes, every single discriminatory believe you could have, 10 guns and 100 boxes of 5.56, and I LOVE MY COUNTRY
EVERYTHING
ABOUT MY COUNTRY
EVERYTHING
100%
100000000%
Yo
I need to ask you something
100000000%
go ahead
What is wrong in this image https://imgsrc.ro/12ghostrsa/16617045.html
Damn
Wait
the answer is that humans can be selfish disgusting creatures assigned by cooperate greed and or mental deficiency
yeah 0 fucking jokes were made by the 3d modelers or some bs like that I say behead em all
I think even if someone stepped in and was like "wtf this is way too phalic shaped and should not be sent out" but yeah that's publicly traded companies for you, time over money because time = money to them, no humanity, no shame, just garbage like this
and you damn well be ready for ai slop being commercially produced in the thousands by billion $ companies who would only lift a finger if it threatened their security
coca cola dgaf
pepsi co dgaf
and those mega coorps own like 100 different giant companies and products too
things are so beyond proportionally fucked if you comprared today to 1926
and the soon to be authoritarian president of the freeest place in the world if you can afford will again do some impulsive shit that benefits the people who deserve the pain they give for the shit they want
Wtf is going on with you bro
people aren't even people to most coorperate leaders who have control over what decisions giant companies makee
uh I'm fine
just ranting
shouldn't go into politics but shit's getting real
way too real
sorry to come off as whatever tf I'm ranting about I'm done
a lot of yap tbh but your right so damn right
¯_(ツ)_/¯
willie PT my beloved
lowk waiting for the minmaxed half sword early access stream
when people say playtest blood is better
too bad they're all millennials and don't know about relevant shsit
Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite
Also, the problem with that image is the symbols on the vacuum, look closer
If your interested, dm me
droplets in PT disapears in 10 seconds. in EA droplets doesnt disapear
doesn't look like ai, if it is then you can blow my brains out with a shotgun
cause this reality is so beyond fucked
How dare you
one thing i really miss though is the responsiveness of the droplets
is the rt blood just always gonnna have that kind of delay to it or no?
the RT droplet is gonna have its responsiveness fixed
Will you guys add back that tomato?
the amount of mess you can make and it stays
Ahem..?
I wish they crawled around more so so you could get those curved trails without physically dragging them
https://youtu.be/d0RukOc2UE8?si=17tN8Xv00kMCjdG- who did not watch ts atleast 1 time in his life
i'm playing the demo rn
EA abyss is too hard, i will probably never make it far enough to fight a zombie baron
also EA baron has no feathers, remember that for next time you see a baron screenshot
no helmet on zombie baron either
so there IS a zombie baron
I've seen him only once tbh
died :(
yeah, especially polearms
and you can just axe his head
then boom
you become the winner of winners
and also he is a zombie
he can not do more than push you around and bite you
but biting will not work cuz you will be in full metal
they still gnaw fingers
"I can't let you get close"
What if I get in a Extremely specific situation where I have nothing but a staff
demo was something else man
Did try EA?
What was something else abt demo in this pic then it is in EA?
never back down never give up
Chill galaxy marsh
W press😆
uh
galaxy
W press😆
why is the word B-R-O-C-H-A-C-H-O considered as 🧠 rot
You can do this in EA is what he’s saying
Galaxy don’t be passive aggressive
Or I’ll get mad

bro when someone says passive agressive
i imagine
some dude rips off another dudes arm
and then he say
sorry i did not mean it
I don’t what is EA even about?
were in peace
Flying fish
Flying fish are so cooll!!! 
dude it was just like simple and chill
it was wackier
its like comparing alpha TABS to current TABS
what
iykyk
You’re wrong
What the fuck??
Is this real?
Rali??
Rali stop is that real??
Oh my god what is that??
vro
Ahh okey fair
Yeah i hope there will be a better sandbox version
Cause i dont really play progression at all
Not my thing
I wanna hop on, fight and have fun
Bronana bread you are quite literally working on the game🥹
Then go abt my day
I am VFX artist
Not gameplay dev
Maybe i am a rare example dev that isnt stuck in his own eco bubble
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
I dont tho lol
Thats why you are a player, i am a dev
I need to have faith, and trust in my own abilities and my friends (the dev team)
No no, im a dev. I'm macedonian jk
mr dev
You are a mace??
i am vfx dev
tell this to your friends
Marshal chill😳
No, we will add a case hardened scar pattern 661 AK skin tho
i just want more helmets
Holy SHIT😳 marshal crashout😳
case hardened pattern 661 poleaxe 🥶
Blue gem 😋
is the high marshal in your name
blue gem rondel dagger type shi
like high marshal helbrecht
from warhammer
@grok make that a mod
pay is getting docked 💔
haha yeah fuck you game tf you mean I can't use my arms to STAND UP WITHIN A FUCKING SECOND I'M GONNA PULL OUT MY JUGGULAR
chill bro it aint that deep.
btw will you hire Pavle as the Main Big Guy at Half Sword HQ?
idefk who that is
its a reference to some old ahh folk song made by some chuds from Macedonia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgwW-gTXy6s
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard Enterprises
Pavle mi Pie · Makedonski Merak
Macedonian Patriotic & Folk Songs
℗ 1997 Mister Company
Released on: 1997-05-10
Music Publisher: Mister Company
Auto-generated by YouTube.
banger ngl
ok this remind me of a gif about mrbeast
😢
I SAW THAT JESSY
Be yourself
Bro.. just hold g.. you’re good😭
Mmm tea…😵💫
this is why i want to airstrike your burgage plot
Mmmmm double decker bus😵💫
I’m not saying fish and chips
soggy fries
Poop and fart
I’ve had British chips they’re good
Im wiping my happy tears with my british flag
here's this video i found on some crazy buggy techniques with the polearm youtu.be / dQw4w9WgXcQ
ts reminds me, once i ragebaited some guy that only used Adventure Time and Hazbin Hotel gifs as reaction images
it's a thousand grams
||roughly 2.5 pounds per kilogram||
Matt pat sucks
Flying fish :3
MALI! UREDUVAJ MALI!
Sory?
it means "KID! KEEP ORGANIZING KID!" in Macedonian, basically there was like an event at a local school here which was just brainrot and a kid was screaming that at the actors, i know a kid who goes to that school and he recorded it.
I never would have known that but now that I know that I know it!
fuck it, i'm posting a Mali compilation.
pick up that MALI
bro gatekeeps his poetry instead of venting it to someone who would do the same
@gloomy urchin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gavfQ4Qu9qw
Thank you @ConelradCreations for finding these songs. I put all the songs into one video instead of a playlist. #fallout #fallouttvshow
stay ominous
okay but keep killing me slowly over this
beyond curious
not to come off as weird but you literally said you don't want to share which humanly means ofc you do and don't
contractionary huh
wtf is ts bro 💔
I just wish someone would do it to me
so pressure pressure pressure
do as thy please
creativity hides behind necessity
I wouldn't show you my shit idfk why I'm pressing you
sry
skibidis your toilet
how to reset my save?
this is pingvin from gacha game
anime
is this zzz
WRONG! arknights endfield
beautiful cat with homophobia 💙 💛
is my puppy bogdan homophobic?
no he's not whitney chewston
I hope not he’s super cute
I think he’s thoughtophobic
He’s not thinking about shit right now😭
730 anime pictures
how
of anime duh, what did you think i was talking about?
thanks for a second I was about to yell at you and beat your ass because I thought you were serious
I could never have figured it out without the j
youre right his statement WAS trash
😢
skeleton instrumentation
https://youtu.be/gIkBJruoxG8?si=kDLSEEfB9KCO56s9
Ordinary holy jesus
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wtf is that thing
Marmot
hampert
fatass
Its Garry's Mod, the gamemode is called "Homigrad" this is footage from a homigrad server hosted by Zmod.
Deagle sound is peak btw
i saw that
Hey so it wouldn’t hurt to try to RE-paste my CPU before I just replace it?
Throttling pretty bad recently ad restarting and I’ve had the chip for 7 years I think now
i think you are talking in the wrong server
you're supposed to replace thermal paste every year or 2
Thank you
LOL fuck no I dont even dust my pc
get pwned

