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i tried killing a zombie with a pair of vambraces once
i could easily knock the dude out
couldn't finish the job
This is Barney Calhoun from the Half Life Movie 2
Hello there
I have been busy

Hru doing polyester
Lmao
I wish
Abyss zombies need to go full World War Z
Pounce, crawl, run, the works
we NEED half-life: barney
and the ending of HL3 he'll say: about that beer I owed ya'
The satisfaction of knocking someone's helmet out their head with your weapon
When will daggers be added to free mode?
Never
Blue shift 2!!!
I want an opposing force sequel first
does anyone have any tips on how to get the barons rondel dagger? its the only weapon im missing
Almost died when making those spoons because i forgot to eat and drink
same rank btwโ๏ธ
meow :3
same rank btw
no
erm actually technically it isnt because that was just from you losing the riot!! ๐ค
atleast mine is true
yeah so
Im literally a commoner
glip glorp
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the rondel dagger have anti armor capabilities? or does it not work against full plate
only chainmail
not full plate
Youโre supposed to aim for gaps and the hauberk, thatโs what itโs for, but maybe it can puncture weak armor
that's gotta be pretty hard
the actual steel plates themself you cant pierce but the chainmail and gaps in between yeah you can
easiest target would be the gap in the neck
kinda you gotta have a good swing behind it
wich one should i go for
2
2
2
halberd
gng my previous character died and my new one was called Sigismund by the game
he's not a redhead though
so eh

i do train and rest. is that it?
is there any way to change the map in free play
Why is alot of the armor and weapons not in freeplay? and why isnt the weapon creating thing in it either
Am I missing something?
you are not missing anything
game is under baked
needed more time
if not,they prioritized stuff mostly wrong
no unfortunately
I feel like they should have put alot more into freeplay, its one of the main reasons I enjoy the game in the first place
absolutely agreeing with this
They will eventually just give them time
one tip for freeplay is to insure your weapon from the progression
if you wanna get a certain weapon that you forged into freeplay or certain armor just go and insure it and have it on the chest
all insured items will be available on freeplay
Insuring your gear in progression gives you access to it in the very lackluster free play
i wish you could block you head when you fall over
Seed oils
Oh and artificial dyes
And sweeteners
And also polyester clothing
Super late to this but I've gotten that dagger through a breastplate
You gotta swing tf out of it though
Go hug a tree:
The tree:
If you have a polearm itโs a bit easier, since you can usually protect yourself getting up by holding rmb to..idk what itโs called..halfsword grip I guess, the polearm and hold it above you to block hits to the head from up top
im halfsword gripping my polearm rn
I donโt believe you
I need feedback what should be done in this
whoops wrong channel
when will the big update release
Ever Half Sword Player Dream will join Buhurt
This is tuff as FUCK!!!
Why is nobody talking abt this look???
last update was on Wednesday, just three days ago.
as far as I'm aware they have been focused entirely on optimization at least up until last hotfix, hence the weekly updates.
there's been no information about what the update will have, whether its stuff that already technically exists and just needs to be implemented or entirely new things.
I wouldnt expect to see it next week I guess
How do I reverse grip my weapon?
but fingers crossed its not gonna take a month
the rondel dagger is reverse grip by default, there is no feature to reverse grip or switch grip for any weapon.
the rondel dagger is on a table in the cellar map, sometimes.
Ah okay theres been instances where I have my sword in reverse grip though thats why Im confused
thats likely your wrist twisting, theres a floppy wrist issue right now.
time for some fun
this is peak
Just got my grubby mits on an austrian bayonet from ww1
send photograph
Will when can !!!
Sup yall
Yo
How ya guys doing this fine Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night (Depending on Timezone)
Is bear 5 scary
holy peak
Is that elon
Ok bear 5
Folk
Why does this cat have no ears
DISTANT COUSIN๐ญโ๏ธ
cuz he cool like that
Wont he go deaf
Son
Nephew
Fair
Guy
Citizen
civilian
he dodging them bullets
ishowseeds
Ohio seed
how do i make my freemode character the same as my progression character cause my dude is beef wellington in freemode but my character in progression
you donโt
trepang 2 is a banging game
if you're talking about armour/weapons you can insure it in progression and then use it in freemode
but character creation wise i dont think you can
no cause my character is beef wellington from nexusmods and my progression character is the guy i made
why is my guy allergic to holding polearms with both hands
that's why i stick to swords and maces
although he apparently has the wrists of a toddler because he let's that thing go all the damn time
also why do spears knock me out in one hit sometimes and then other times maces/blunt polearms do literally nothing to me in plate
the game kinda acts like all the weight of the spear is in the point
bear 5
so its like putting 4kg in the surface area of a pin and then throwing it at someone
and have you experienced your weapon spazzing out whenever your hand gets slightly tapped
in what way?
idk how to describe it other than that
it like tries to keep the momentum but tries to stop it at the same time
and then he loses grip
i mean i've had some dude launch my mace into the crowd in the arena by tapping my arm
game of the year 1853
the sword and the revolver are my go to combo
i love the perfectly vertical spinning armor plate that flew out of the explosion
i love the rifle but it's carried less than the smg
yeah true
what game is that?
trepang 2
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was thinking so, only bit of it i'd seen was from matragano's voice acting vid lol
oh yeah i forgot he did va in this game

this is the only newer game that actually has an atmosphere, bossfights and ending that actually makes you have a dopamine rush like ive never been so happy to beat a game in my life
best games ive played
most games now adays feel emotionless to me
maybe its the characters or story but idk
yeah and the gameplay is super rewarding
you can hear the tone change in their voices when they realise it's you
music has got to be the best in anygame
oh yeah its amazing
spawnkilling is my favorite tactic
my favorite voicelines are the incoherent screaming from when i suddenly appear
my favourite is that one specific voiceline at the plane crash where he calls me his 'favourite little psychopath'
however i do agree
Someone put anton lazar into half sword
right fucking now
its either him, or the monster thats on the cover for the ost
what game is this
Trepang2
the dynamics of it is great it dies down or speeds up
when needed
i usually play my own music for games because the music doesnt fit right
was hoping for some kind of like map editor maybe so that players could make new campaigns and such
vut i found the soundtrack was perfect
yeah the dlc is great tho
yeah i got the dlc
trepang 2
Repeat the cycle, Or break the cycle
trepang 2 is just ultrakill dog
Ultrakill but better
dont go dissin ultrakill ๐
he never said it was bad
What is Trepang 2
ultrakill is good but very diffrent
mb
my favorite characters are either the mallcops or the lawyerthugs
It sounds like it sucks
Search it up on steam
i enjoyed trepang 2 way more that ultrakill
someone put this man in a room with 106
Its your opinion
textbook definition of judging a book by its cover
smh
if slop is good story writing, gameplay and graphics
by its cover quite literally
the ragebait is consuming you.....
tbf i thought the same thing before i played it
im not enraged
loved site-83 btw, dunno if yall like that level
i played the early playtest when it came out ive been following it for years
its so scp coded, i adore it and how it ended
wait can you repeat the cycle
i never tried i just blew the dudes brains out
You will have to find out, while i was playing though i found something weird
I just watched gameplay it lowk looks like Payday, Left 4 Dead and Control mixed together
Pure slop game
May be good slop but its still slop
holy ragebait?
before you continue, whats the payday aspect of it
i liked unidentified structure more
Boring and repetitive
if you dont like the look of it dont play it
I'm not ragebaiting
i know im responding to the ragebait but the game is genuinly the complete opposite
icl anything is repetitive if you keep playing it i dont get what point theyre tryna make but honestly it's their problem
we're all telling you its a good game, if you dont wanna believe us then fair enough
This ragebait does not make me feel good, I'm done now
It's probably a good game I lowk didn't even look at gameplay or pics
yeah we know
Your mother rages on my bait
im tryna beat penthouse on extreme for the cute stripes camo but this map is so DARK
i dont even get why some people intentionally go out of their way to ragebait
they come off as annoying shits for that
im more that halfway when 100%ing the game
How old are you?
eh, some people go absolutely mental with responding
bulldozer in that level gave me nightmares
makimng people angry is funny
I had 18 boiled eggs๐
Can we agree that trepang 2 and ultrakill are both goated games and just be done with it
If your under 18, ofc you wouldn't understand ragebait
Have fun farting and burping bro
Slap your belly while your at it
Really?
This made me start laughing and farting whilst slapping my belly
scp 5k is pretty good ig
Holy shit๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Delete this dude
i wish it was way more campaigned focused tho
doesnt have good controller support
probably
Why does it look like the Spiderman gif
idk if i tried
Your mother has controller support
although i dont mind playing with keyboard and mouse, i just want a more "authentic" console experience for it
almost halfway there
it looks like that kind of game
Your mother plays on my authentic console
Alright im done
Nvm yall this trepang game looks pretty good
alright that one got a chuckle out of me
All in a day's work ๐
hmmm
Your mother was all in a days work, shes so fucking big bro
i think theres controller support
should i continue assisting sir bartholomew the II get a stronger physique... or should i texture my gutterman model
yeahh but it isnt really good with the menu for some reason
did your fella die too ๐ข
nope, hasnt died yet
ive killed about 30+ zombies
oh my little hubert died to a glitch
did you hold a funeral
i played abyss in free mode and i got softlocked so i quit to desktop
wdym
no but i made Hubert II and he inherited all of huberts belongings
navigation there just doesnt work, i get stuck on one button and i cant move out of it
You could have done better with what you were given. I told your mother the same thing unironically
are you talking about scp 5k or trepang 2
5k
trepang is good with controller, but i dont see it as a controller game
oh i didnt realize you had it
yeah it has to be somewhat decent though its on xbox
im playing on laptop with a ps5 controller
i am your beast is honestly really good with controller
wuts dat
ohh its that one game where the guys were talkin and they get ambushed
cant remember if one of them shit their pants or what
playstation controller have a weird layout for me idk its just the way your thumbs go on the thumbstick
i wish xbox controllers had the same tech playstation controllers do
also, i unironically laughed and recoiled from surprise when the slide into your dms achievement popped up on trepang 2
stick drift will still be a pain in the ass
yeah ive heard stick drift if a problem for playstation controllers its fairly easy to just replace the sticks with hall effects though
yeahh but i dont really know if im gonna go all on out to risk it for the biscuit
i have a head for my soldering iron meant for replacing sticks it makes it so easy
you can get 2 sets for like 10 bucks
i havent really delved into the whole tampering with electronics, so i would still be cautious
Guess who else got 2 sets for free
when controllers have hall effects companies overprice it so much
extreme difficulty gameplay
dont u needa be lvl 3 for embeds?
what am i
I got you with that one ngl
answer to your question
Meh
mb i jst didnt know bcz u had 3 roles n i thought u had to be lvl 3 or ask an admin or smth
my fingers feel like wood.....
name the kid baelor
if its twins name them bealor and eddard
oh baelor...๐
Trepang2
One of the only good ones ๐
Break the cycle
Just watched Iron Lung, amazing movie glad I got to see it in theatres 
I posted a gif the other day and only got level 3 today
Level 2 is when you unlock embed and image perms
break the cycle
That episode was mind blowing ๐ฅ
Beaster !
reak the cycle
All of ts over a bird btw
its definitely a skin
trepang
i loved and hated the mission where that BITCH ordered us to kill our own allies
is this trepang 2?
yo
Is ai really that bad for your brain?
Because I stopped using ai because I thought I would rot my brain but now I'm just more bored
Nuh uh
Guess what
That gif is AI
Pretty obvious
yhea
If a celebrity was to reprimand you for something, whom would make you feel the most shame?
dwight howard
Good answer
@sinful loom i got a artist, and her art style is so weird
?
which one
For me it would be Shelley Duvall, or Jon Bernthal
It like almost looks ai, but it clearly isn't
New artist
For my fursona
jon bernthal seems like he would beat my ass with a belt
?
i dont know any celebrities
this is why people are racist
Just answer bro
Nah just imagine him yelling at you
That shit would hurt my soul
I dm'd u it, it might be against the rules idk
okie
im a wee bit confused is there a full version of the game that isnt for the public or is there only the demo?
yeah the full game is out but you have to pay 100 dollars
where do i get it at?
under there
Are we counting celebrities from the past or not
huh?
Under where?
i like kurt cobain
Yea, they count
Anybody
Is Jesus Christ technically a celebrity or not
Nah, he's a Superstar
celebrity literally means famous person
ohh
Jesus Christ, Superstar
wrong
Michael Jackson probably ig idk
If Jesus were to reprimand me, I lowk wouldn't care cause he's just the same as me
michael jackson was the most famous person for his time
Good one
Ehh
Not more famous than Frank Sinatra
Definitely was
fu fact: cranking your fov super high will make you seem more pro even if youre not at all
Who the hells frank
maybe beatles, elvis, muhammad ali, etc
Arnold was pretty famous back then too
This has to be bait
Maybe Sly Stallone
Everything is bait to you rali
There was so many people more famous than Michael tbh
Nah I don't think so personally
MJ got his whole shtick from Elivs
Elvis
And he was still alive when MJ was doing shit so
Iโm not a fish, fool.
Michael Jackson was known for just being known by everyone at least from what I know
Guess what I bought nic
Image isn't loading is it a Czech bayonet
He was known for being a good dancer, that's it I would say
His music was kind of generic during the time
Austrian, actuall
y
1912
Its missing its handle :(
Least it ain't Czech this time
Also I don't like MJ, he was a weirdo
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Why not pal?
Any reason for that?
Excuse me
no reason
not gonna stand mj slander
Real
Forgot to say that guy looks surprisingly young for his age
He kissed little boys and shit on Neverland Ranch, he also manipulated them by making them think they were in a relationship and then he would "leave" them, making them heartbroken
Freak ahh shit bro
We're those whole pedo allegations proven false
He also hanged out with the big JE so
Not really
He lowk does, Italians age well
Don't call me that buddy
not your buddy, friend.
Proof he didn't
What's the proof of this anyway exactly you're the first person I've talked to that thinks he was on that kind of timing even with the allegations
do your research
I'm not your friend, guy
b4 talking crazy bout dead ppl
not your guy, pal
an article made by abc doesnt prove shit lmao
You mean a guards testimony?
do real research no lazy shit
I er uhh, think this is an appropriate time to drop thisss
What
This is not an appropriate discussion 
Reel and true fin
Dms
also one thing I gotta ask in DMS
i aint gonna stand for mj slander i said what i said
Well then don't believe the hype, mj was a freak
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since we just posting shit and calling it proof btw
Remember that thing about switching gears ๐
u are correct
I just dont want anyone in troubbllee
Aaron Carter was a drug addict, you really gonna believe him?
Lets talk about this bird instead twin
yes
me af
This isnโt actually a bird I donโt think it is actually
What could he possibly be thinking of
birds maybe?
Yes it is
nic nicotine nice
whoa glizzy blender
HOW TO RESET FREE MODE PROGRESSION
Silly nilly billy head
there shouldn't be progression in the free mode?
Free mode progression?
.
Whats the problem
read it
He sounds like a big mf
You want to be small?
yes
Oh, I think you insure your stuff and then retire, you get a new character
I'm not sure tho
You could just alter the save files
how
how
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You go to the merchant, click insure, insure your stuff and then go to the guy in the balcony and retire
what is this bro
i already have hulk
there is no merchant in free mode
how do i retire
my guy in progression is not buff like that
.
So your guy in free mode is big and your guy in progession is small?
I have no idea
I don't think you can
You are just stuck with the Willie you have in free mode
what kind of fucking game is this
Early Access kind of game, just make a bug report
Not everything is going to be fully complete
The fact the game is this good in early access is awesome
I like the game but it is sad that the physics deteriorated this greatly
There is going to be a online mode?
what kind of mango isa this
hello everyone
i am sincerely sorry about my previous messages i have sent here that was past me
im different now
Who are you?
some people might know me
if you do recognize me i am seriously sorry
if you dont then thats good because i am genuinely embarrased about how i acted on here before
dont worry about it
Ok
Did you hear that Cyberstan Stands ? 
Big fan?
meh i dont like it without the feathers it looks weird
Looks shtupudilicious
Feathers make it cool and pretty
Boys look nothing like feathers
Iโm a big fan of nothing

This is the ultimate study pose btw
I love boys
Tru dat
Me too bro, me too
awe cmon you're getting it everywhere
Grown ass man still has blood 
ikr im like 16 and i dont even have blood
Youโre a child !!?!!

you're a child!!1
Noper doperr
guys i think im gonna be in the next slavic robot video bc he commented on my reddit post and invited me to his discord

glup,,
Heโs gonna roboticize you
NOOOO
Demo lowk less buggy than the actual game
a lot less features ig
they fucked up physics a lil
my character keeps having panic attacks
just at random itll fully drain my stamina
??
yeah
positivity on halfsword dc outlawed since when ๐
SHUT UP!!
yeahh
Good morning chat
Fuck you
โค๏ธ
Nobody knows I'm morbidly a beast
ok am i allowed to ask about what happened with militus or whoever i havent been in this server in a hot minute
There is going to be a online mode?
getting mixed signals here
local co-op
vaya mierda
i dont think i got a clear answer here
cuz like i knew clueless pretty well
Itโs night
Multiplayer mod soon
False
time zones
for me it is half 1 in the morning
or at night
early morning or late night
yeah right โcaptain misinfoโ
i will not fall for your tricks
FUCK
WRONG
slight misinput :3
ion think he made this
i dont remember game theory postin ts
Delete this
That ain't alright round these parts son
fine
And i snitch
Givin u a Chance
my ig is so fucked
Surely halfswoed make early access cheaper
it was cheaper when it first came into early access

okay so basically you need to be a higher server level to post gifs
urmmm, no politcs!!!! ๐ค โ๏ธ
Cat
hello
unemployment activity
awesome sauce
if that was an insult i pray you try harder
in a non verbally masochistic way of saying that
Dont worry you'll live
no im bleeding out
G7
agreed
dude i cant wait until this blizzard hits
im gonna watch star wars and bobs burgers and read no country for old men (again) and play god of war
if the power doesnt go out
if it does i might not be able to watch star wars
I finally beat the Baron in early access
Now do it 10 more times
why is it not letting me wear the cussies
We need the pyramid head cleaver
think you need to unequip the thing below the cuisses and then reequip it after equipping the cuisses
We need a kopesh
But like a really aged one from the babylonian era
that like shatters when hit because it's so fucking old
Fair but I want an extremely heavy and large blade
and useless
Those swords handle likke shiitt though
Who cares
Mod your save and get hella strength
ew no
The user, usually
I wouldnt mind, and its optional to use it.
ah
Isn't a kopesh that one sword Egyptians used
Ancient egyptians
which is why it would be brittle and useless and fucking suck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flรจche_(fencing)
this is my favorite move in hs because half the time, the willie just stand there as they are actively being impaled
meow
Im so nervous
how to reach level 3?
boyyy
i dont blame you
my euthanazia is scheduled for me in north korea in 48 hours
128.447.513.772:7742:6600
aint this the walmart shooter
ngl idk
I dream for the day that a home computer will be powerful enough to simulate an entire war in halfsword
he is the base of the chud memes
its just like a photoshopped or ai generated image of the selfie he took
its probably the og photo with a gigachad filter on it
hello
Is it possible to install mods on Half Sword?
this 7 second video is over 20 mb i think i messed up my bitrate settings
go to the #modders-guild-hall
They really named the two handed candlestick the counsellor staff
That's insane
Actual ball knowledge bruh
your mom
ok
https://youtu.be/RSbPdf3CGD8 absolute cinema
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SCP stands for Stupid Cfucking Pwriting
nuhuh
"nuh uh" said the shut up one who needs to shut up
you're being mean
:(
what in the indie
that looks really cool
the whole city underground idea is js dope by itself
hope they don't butcher it
should of kept his mouth shut
feels nice getting a hit with the rear end of the small candlestick
stingrays are fucking adorable
guys im gonna go do photography for my local hema group
Sounds like chud shit
Is that you?
what does chud even mean
Can you get paid for that?
Walnuts
im just doing it for fun rn
I hope not
Tell them 25$ per picture
Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers
Man you took that from me
alrighty im putting this in the other chat man wtf
Larpppppp
Where are buhurt clubs even held
these are just at volleyball courts i believe
Thy mothers abode
Oh, free entry?
wdym
Yo mamas house
The other guy said it alr
Lil slow
0_o
nah but jokes aside i think its a kinda small club
He saidHush
So itโs not a professional organization
no
What happens if one of the larpers kills the other
Do they go to prison or are they rewarded
when was the last time you saw the light of day
dead after daylight
Do you have a camera
no
im just gonna remember really well
and ai it later /j
Happy Saturday
Willie was sexy can we bring him back?
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I think ULTRAKILL is a trash game
I wouldve sawed his head off with his own guts but you do you
"Mend your soul from my little fucking game!" https://open.spotify.com/track/7dsQMBTYVLZtiOLgZyTyl6?si=b184138699594751
This is a good one. https://open.spotify.com/track/3Z6SeET6LCbnPjonHBInwB?si=c0e37280cef74b94
hi
hello
I think I was lifting a big back
mr mod i have a question
would it be against rule 2 if i were to talk about why i think captain durag is bad representation
Who tf is captain durag
made by disney btw
the rule of thumb is if you have to ask itโs probably not a good idea
fair enough
Can I tell him something first before we stop?
Cause that shit is actually horrible
i guess
It's pretty political, you sure your not gonna warn me?
i have decided you cannot tell him something first before you stop
Too many words bro
My head hurts now
Thanks buddy
Do y'all remember that Football game where you would tackle someone and then it would do a whole ass Mortal Kombat Brutality
What was it called?
is the game still experiening crashes with high volume of blood/bodies in the area?
How to look with only partial baron set
she helps me in my kitchen
meow
meow
meow
Woof
has anyone noticed this mysterious ass book on slums?
Captain durag
There's a book in all of the maps iirc
Easter egg or something I don't know what it's referencing
weird
This entire chase was crazy, between tricking the guy and then getting the expop to smack him
what is this game
Outlast Trials
bet thanks
brutal execution
Blood bowl?
brutal many knife stab then a slice to the neck
ngl i thought that was just like a co-op dlc or something not a dbd ripoff
I promise the pvp is nothing like dbd
yeah like how call of duty games are nothing alike
The reagents can literally kill you
ok some call of duty games are more different than others
rag bait
some are open worldish some are good
ranyon
That's like saying The Finals is trying to be CoD cuz they're both fps games lol
its more than that bro
its like finals to warzone
they have the same genre and subgenre
differences are matters of mechanics
my point was that i didnt think it would be a "dbd-like" game
ive only seen the title and a multiplayer clip and thought it was more of a co-op horror phasmaphobia ripoff
trials is its own thing
its surely got unique mechanics and characters
but its also clearly trying to be dbd
i have no opinion on the game but its undeniably going for the same core idea
wait wtf
did I just the scp 096 scream for abit
