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please i can take it
you did something stupid
kalann can u beat him like moai woukd
?
That depends
I cant
Bro u cant do shiiit
like 23, paragraph 99284
ts guy ac reads the rule
LMAO
R E A D
LOSER
Moai wouldn't stop at just beating
1984
guys look up line 4 section b1 bro
1484
rule 8
nerd ah boi
ur underage arent you
typa guy to read terms and conditions
shut up you probably spell color like colour
Discord is a private entity, the server is public. You don’t have “rights” on discord like that
haii moai
u smell like yellow bro\
you slow down when a cop is nearby
Holy aura
can u tell me what the second amendment is
can we enforce rule 1 a single time in entire server's existance
do you remember what happened
You said private server originally and just corrected yourself
i don't have rights, not even right to remain silent?
you have left 👍
its 1984
Ah i see I did
i think ur only right is that ur not obligied to report
No, only I have the right to silence you
can you silence me for like 10 seconds i need the pain
you just got corrected by a red role
how it feels to be a serf in frankenburg
remains silent
Very embarrassing
pls big moai
unremains your silence
i just need 10 seconds
nooo
of my own pitiful silence
It's not the first time... Moai would know hehe
i have places to be man
goddamnit why wont i get 10 seconds of muted
60 is minimum
hours
nein
maybe the willie bot is the real puppet master of half sword games
can you do days
Willie is a fungus
Are you one of those mini mods they talk about
mini mods?
it seems my contact has been lost with the dev team
you're not a mod but you act like one
if you stop writing for 60 seconds then thats like being muted for 60 seconds if you think about it
haha
yah but i need the reel deel
i dont like reading stupid messages and topics
impersonating a police officer is a crime
neither do mods
it's not piloce, mods don't get paid
police*
Some lucky ones do
impersonating a law enforcing volunteer is a crime
A server I modded in paid
Comparing police to a discord mod is crazy
we don't?
they’re more like the combine officers
i assumed
chicken on a tree.png
it does feel like a job sometimes
it's basically a 50/50 if the mods get paid
Some of the mods here aren't even active enough to deserve pay
i just took the wrong guess
like whom?
u, moai, sam and mantits are the only 4 mods i've seen in a while
rules go into server guide so i think thats why they dont appear in channel list
do my homework
no
Cold
i will fucking
genius
throw an anime girl picture at you
you fear them as vampires fear holy water
i love that gif
Tcal, and I've only ever seen you or Lenny like a couple times before so I can't say much for you or Len
ok you know what fucking shoots you
what shoot me
why would there be a suppressor
enloudener
no clue its a foxgirl hunting in a forest
whos a nerd now
i hate roblox so much dude
people saying "I'm not sweating" When all they do is break my ankles
life is roblox
no
well maybe u just suck
You're just mad
ok man
dude i love him
who is that uhh
daydrian harding??
love that guy
corykenshin
yeah that’s right
half sword content update in 5 years
I wanna buy the full game of half sword so bad but considering the fact i get no fps in the skirmishes with 4 people in the demo imma have to hold off 😭
lol
more like a 400lb power tripping mall cop
YOU AINT NO REAL COP BOY 🔥🔥
that's what i tell them
segway
nah frfr
🫂
it's funny when they get all heated but remeber they have to call the cops still
their sergeant is the manager of the mall 🙏
discord mods and mall cops are the same 500lb and looking for thier next kitten to impress at the water fountin
“look at my awesome whole 2 nickels i can flip into the water fountain.. 😼”
pushes prescription glasses yeah im pretty cool babe they even took my tazer after i showed a grandma the business
mrow
this damn cat who let them in dont let them puke on the carpit again
heh.. code 416789.. we got an armed robber… his 45 acp wont stand against my plastic baton
yo im actually falling for the ragebait
he'd bve out of breath before he got to 7
no im just gonna claw at you until you bleed to death
:3
im not a supporter of declawing
so will just take you to a pound and let them euthanize you
no
too late
buh
amen
maybe you get lucky and a grandma adopts you and her 600 pound ass crokes and you got a meal with the other 30 cats she had
maybe youll reach level 3 and be able to post images
hey sir knight! do one of those anderson andersons tricks!
you can’t say all of that??
it’s true
i can’t say the purple milkshake
from mcdonald
i didn’t even know that was considered brainrot that was
so long ago
lol
he had a time when the brainrot overtook him
The voices finally got to the best of us
stating that you’re spongebob is brainrot???
Thats anything we CANNOT say lmao
youve never seen the meme?
was worried
im digging in you
im begging
LMAOOOO
🥓
im really starting to dislike this game
who up ro'ing their blox
Welcome to the club
average retribution match
you die in the most random ass ways.. like i ran so far from bees and they CHASED ME
like go get the guy NEXT TO YOU
fully rendered and animated bee's
IM FAR AWAY!
I feel like the early access has too much stuff going on, in the demo the progression was a lot more straightforward
You mean the y axis rotating 5 fps bees lmao
i noticed that npcs on slums dont slip nearly half as much as the player
mods ban this guy
Will get memed less than the fully rendered earth
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS THAT
yeah but there was little to noo creativity with weapons, now you can use any weapon on any class and armor etc
I want multiplayer first and foremost
LONG LIVE RALSEI
we have split scren we are not getting MULTIPLAYER
your opinion is ass 
Not first... like for a while, we need optimisation and willie tweaks before getting expensive shies
i wanna tweak the length of my willie so he can grab people by their heads
I did not spend 1400 euro on a PC to play "optimized games"
i wish i could tweak the lenght of my willie
thats a you issue
I need to put that puppy to use
the fuck is a euro
bro
nvrm i dont to engage with newgens
what’s a muse
its a European currency
but here’s the million euro question
what's a.. omni-man
what’s a currency
normalized arbitrary thing that simplifies trade of labour
anddd its all over my screen
Split screen is stupid, it was only good in the Minecraft PS4 era
can we all agree to KILL FIVESPY
yes
WE NEED TO TOURTUE HIM
And i did not spend 1200 euro on a pc to play a game that maxes my components, we give feedbacks for a reason, and multiplayer is the last of our worries rn
but here’s the million pfenning questions
what’s a arbitrary
something that doesnt actually mean anything
so many good games that had split screen and you choose to point out the one game thats ASS with spliut screen
yes because it doesnt fit in narrative
willie in bio Opinion approved
ugh my brain is rotting
you know meowing at you is like best interaction you deserve
i need songs to listen to
i know
My bad All
FIVESPY CAN YOU TYPE FASTER?
ong
typing the bible rn
WE DON'T NEED A NOVEL
If I'm playing coop, Im either sharing the screen, like in party games or I just play online, prime Bomberman was really good
Never read it.. how good is it? I don't really like science fiction - some random youtuber
bomberman mentioned i like this guy
im crine
You wasted your time playing deltarune, don't even bother to reply, I'm blocking you
THIS FUCKING NERD
I played chapter 1
whats wrong w deltarune
i mean id make fun of sm1 for playing bejewled or smt but deltarune is crazy
i love delt rune
this guy got so pissed for no reason
straight cat piss never touch delta8 🙏
rage bait successful
love to see it
I wish i had the full game :(
but all i got is thi STUPID DEMO
skill issue tbh
wait thats cool asf
49 keys
can’t open a single door tho
I call down the power of rich people to purchase deltarune for me
49????
bro they dont look like they got that many
cut me some slack
like one of these but with SO MANY KEYS
but it's great! : ]> ..Mom bought it for me with my non existent chore money
bro i have 3 dollars till next friday
i used to only have rebirth on console it was lame asf
yikes
If I was better at voice acting I would get a Voice acting gig for a random game/show 🤷
I mean.. I make roblox games
close enough
I'm remaking area 51 rn
i havent messed w roblox studio in yearsss has it gotten any better
been cooking in roblox studio
🤣
peak better than anything i could cook up in there
well what do you do
^^
havent even opened it since like maybe 2018 lmao
i mean as in do you build or script
when i tried i was just building
i was way younger i wasnt tryna learn how to script 😭
Half blocks
yes
17 😭 so in 2018 i was like 11?
dear lord i'm 16
i figured id run into nothing but old heads in this server everyones actually close to my age tho
18 soon here
this server is 50% old people and 40% entitled children
Ready to be the drunkyard errand
the 10% are the actually decent members
not surprised i havent met anyone thats into the medeival stuff like this thats not like 45 😭
other than here ofc
not complaining
you've spoke to over 15000 people on here?
id play that 🙏 🙏
i did indeed
wow
sucks you belong to the 50% 
oof
i was thinking of hiring an animator to remake some animations
i gotta find a 3D modeler too
I'm making jumpstyle because broed
What're you tryna make?
peak
thats mean you're in the 40%
not sure how to explain it , a Roguelite?
you're not wrong but you're not right either
Honestly If you block stuff out with the parts and export it you can model from there
Sheesh ts looks cool
Truly a 5 minute craft
But dat gif is so stupid
The hole prolly ain’t even halfway through
yeah thats the stupid part lol
why not just use a skewer
bro playing quarter sword [BETA]
brilliant , let's drink milk with a skewer
nup
furry
chat should i cop ts
@pale meteor yo dude give some tips, the game runs well enough to play but i aint get a kill in 2 hours
Huh
For what
ok i think its not jsut my skill issue with handling longsword distance
its really hard to see
from side view its really easy compared to first person
for combat
diddyblud67unc
we dont like mentioning it
the guy
BRO HOW DO YOU COUNTER LONGSWORD
WITH A SABER
SHE TRANSITIONS EVERY GUARD LIKE CRAZY AND I DONT SEE FUCKING GAPS IN IT
AND SHE TRANSITIONS FROM GUARD TO ATTACK IN LIKE SLIGHTEST MOVE OF HER HANDS
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
THATS THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY TO BEAT HER
BUT I CANNOT FUCKING GAMBLE HER MISSING BY AN INCH AND ME INSTANTLY ATTACKING
you barely need to move your hands to switch attacks and guards
you just need to rotate that shit
ts pmo
we need indian physics mod for this game
willies abound
15 fps gameplay
where did my message sgo
this highkey goes hard
i swear if i ever fucking see axe or other dumb shit being represented as more powerful weapon i'll js lose my mind
longsword too op nerf it
i get 40 fps on slow motion atleast
Should I get hellish quart
I cant play half sword
so this might be the next best thing
it was fun, then annoying asf, then fun again
try out different characters
i'd say its peak but losing due to some dumb shit do be annoying
truth be told i tried to replicate moves i saw in hellish quart lol
were they any realistic
and actually possible
every move in hellish quart is recorded from a real person
they have a costume that does it
Hellish quart is essentially a realistic mortal combat style duelling game. Very good very complicated
its js really hard to figure out the exact movement you need to do at every step
how
idk i just keep dying to people i never see
and when im near someone i miss all my shots
i wish hema was more popularized its really fun
i agree
high and am gamin
you should fix that you can say 67unctripping just by not using spaces
gimme a sec definding ap oint
it wouldn't be so lonely if you people join lol
I cant
hey am i the one who should close the mod ticket or should a mod do it once its resolved
ask admins to correct automod
by the way
mantic, is pinging the owner automodded?
i just know a ping automod bypass
might work
You dont need to ping the owners
i know
If you close it then we know its resolved otherwise we just keep it open for a little and then close it
who created this server im curious
1450's i think
That sounds about right
Deleted User
do they have fatalities?
do they have xrays?
didnt think so...
@pale meteor should i move out of this position
I had an idea for a mod I'm working on where ima make weapons from around the world that were around the same time as when halfsword is set
i hgear people shooting and stuff
Well no but they have dismemberment and shi
WILD
That a public mod?
Fine Street Fighter or Tekken
when did i say that
last
nothing is impossible with tho opower of mods
last year agao
@pale meteor am gonna open dms so its easier to chat
it's a code mod
no its pak
i was given permission for minor non english text so i can post this peak
why was it removed :(
oh
Playing the best game in the world (Beside Half Sword)
holy violations
Ohhhh BOOMSHAKALAKA
@light tree im on a 1050
im gonna try turning stream off see if i get an extra 1 fps rq
@light tree @pale meteor yeah i dont think driving all the way down there is for me
i heard some russians laughing at me really faintly before i died
might've been those dudes in the truck and they saw my crash
@light tree i wouldnt be surprised that a ps4 would trigger a fire alarm when you start it up
@light tree missed prime among us 😭
@light tree what game is that
nah im in vc
wait wtf how do i do that
game settings
On muscle progression beyond 93kg
i did but i dint see no blood force settings
just the blood setting changes it
I wanna say this but I feel like it will come off as rude, so I’m saying this to not be rude.
There’s a chat feature inside of voice chats, which doesn’t have a user flood a chat
Oh, I am sorry, I wasn’t aware of that
no worries
Also, lovely pfp
thanks
hes my new opp
do you guys think if i try boxing it'll be as fun as hema
except the part where it hurts
Anyone know what the significance of the book in the town level is
My favorite character
yeah but his thrusts are pain to fight against
@light tree can you type which game you're playing rq or the steam page
Tech them
ion get this space-to-long-guard thing
Are you playing saber ?
Do i regret my refund ? Yes.
Was i able to get good fps? Nah.
man i had an urge to fight with sword before
now it is greater than ever and i want a saber
Why can’t you try and go for handshots
how
I don’t remember 
Delete key deleted? Kinda fitting icl
bro you cannot tell me this wouldnt fucking look cool in a duel scene of a medieval movie
I remember learning a tech with saber where if you could read what way they were swinging, if you hit the opposite button it’d guarantee a hand shot
I doubt it still works
it probably doesnt work on every character so
Yeah it was saber v saber only
man japanese songs go hard
yeah but every saber guy has their own attack animation
Russian songs go harder
they go hard in different ways
russian songs go hard because of their meaning
I am verily aware
japanese songs go hard because of their music
ion think its a guarantted tech
cuz of that
and what about combos
It certainly used to work
Which is what I said earlier
used
loving this half sword mod icl
Maybe I described it wrong, but it was a single button press
Half Sword 2
half claw
It wasn’t hard to doo
its like halfsword but the devs put one too many zeros at the time frame and set it to bc
I’d have to play again to see if you can still do it
too many zeros not enough ones
not enough spin kicks and rolls
It was really aggressive
whats the name of that fatass in orange coat with heavy saber
lwk i think he proves that fancy ass moves might actually work in a fight if pulled off correctly
tarnavski
i hate him as well
bro doesnt care about his life at all
he keeps fucking swinging
how do penguins survive without arms
are they stupid
i hate to play him and fight against him. The attacks feel so slow and don't have any range
joeks aside tho the game is called king of bones
yea
stupid birbs
its like half sword but instead of bieng medieval its dinosaurs
(physics driven gory combat game)
ok i gotta do my map for geography 😭
Do you sit on the Bone Throne?
wait no fuck geography i need to play endfield
But cartography :(
The ai in this game is something
there wa snt a bone throne so i was all alone
You were alone without a bone throne prowling on the stone?
@light tree what game were you playing in vc
do you want me to send you the link to the game in dms
its 20 euros
still wanna
Buncha baby ducks, send them to the moon
Soda machine that doesn't work, send them to the moon
imagine a siege in half sword
i think it could be done if they optimize it like how they did in kcd2 by making npcs just a static image who arent relevant in the siege
The game can barely render a forest, how do you think a siege would go 
Not that I dislike the idea
Hi
give the devs more money and time then they can optimize it
Throw more money at them, that’ll fix it
@restive trench ancient egytian scarabs that contain the names of rulers on them as protective charms
Chocolate coins 
the blessing of ra
hello chat
Chocolate is brown and food and these are tan and rocks
Blah blah blah
im squidward im squidward im squidward squidward squidward
Nefertiti ackshually
oh you said rulers not gods
uh
blessing of ahmose
Was waiting for someone to post that lmao
swag
did you know
brown isnt technically a color
its a shade
of orange
like how grey is a shade of white (I think)
You’re a shade
50 shades of
tbh half sword kind of is like mount & blade but with actual physics
What does this fucking mean 😭
ohh that would be so nice
knock a dude down a ladder and he takes down everyone under him on the way down
KITTY
This is the Alligator Snapping Turtle.
his sword embeds itself into a dude's head, dude falls over under another dude who trips on it and cuts his leg off
i wish we could do that in bannerlord
physics freaks out and sends one or more of said dudes into orbit
how can i post pics for references and such?
ah i see
is this an actual verb
u just get that over time i assume
yea its in the dictionary
me when i say "it gladdens me" instead of "im glad"
just to look fancy and allat
come to think of it
english is really fancy when its "object was acted upon" instead of "someone acted upon object"
hey guys it says unsupported file system when i try to update
Who does this 😭
any idea what to do?
I don't think there are people who genuinely play on peaceful mode
said probably no one
No
polearm hugging
ok whateveri m goin to bed goobnight everymrrpnyapony
hey guys it says unsupported file system when i try to update
this is only for half sword. does anyone know what to do?
english is just the mutt from the alley that has 50 diff breeds in it
does it even if the game is uninstalled/ moved from the directory
well if i reinstall the game it reinstalls with the new updates just fine
however this happens anytime a new update releases for half sword
and its only for half sword
what file system do u use?
Ssd
not a file system lmao
how would i check
Properties
really want the game but dont have mony so unfortunately sticking to the demo lol
optimise/format disk drives in search bar
chat how do i kill this monkey
Incredible, all that space and down to the last 65gb
Tf are you putting on that
most of my steam libary
That’s crazy
recently ive had to start deleting stuff tho
Bro has every game on steam
Google says you’d need over 360TB to download every game on steam. Get downloading
i mean thats only 15 hard drives at 24tb per
he is the one who knocks
gotta get a 2 petabite drive
byte
Shouldn’t you be at werkkkk ?
ban em chat
I am!
But we only have one service writer today and she’s taking forever to do anything so im just standing around the shop googling important things like that
I was gonna bully you but im a changed man so i wont
Im not a changed man and ur a nerd
Yeah well im coding so you right
What’re you, in college or something?
ntfs
Or this your own endeavor
Im doing a programming course but its not a college course
Im going to dm you
why you interested in nerd shit? you a nerd or something?
is this a threat?
ikr
u only have 1 drive?
Mmm that sounds ez and fun:)
I’m going to be late to class so I can eat some fucking food
I’m SO hungry
hm
Your daughter?
Fatass
dead3y3_yt i saw your tiktok. It is very important to the lore that willies willie is approximately 3% larger than beta. You'll understand one day
Just because you eat 1 meal a day that looks like this doesn’t mean I do
woah pal I don't eat that much
dont call me a fatass
How do I gain the ability to post my fat bastard cat in #animals-🐾
Big back over hear eats the whole pea 
I eat the pea with the bone
Level 2 I think
Ah I see
i have the full baron set now
This is the worst 😭
I posted it on the other channel but i post it here as well, i together with kristoffripoff we are investigating muscle growth beyond 93kg, #1474023089284190333 message
here is what i managed to figure out, post more if you have any experiences in that regard
Puncle
Aaron
Pafter
Yot
Rurviving
U
S
fr rf
I wish I had a twinkie rn frfr
Not necessarily a bad word itself, just the context surrounding it is inappropriate 99% of the time.
Hey bud
please oh so great Moai, find it in your heart to allow me to speak with the forbidden word, as I promise deep down in my heart to use it responsibly, for the greater good of mankind!
Say the number one above five and one above six, i dare you
I would never
Moaii doeyn’t have a heart he has minerals :(
what, 67?
deep down in his minerals
so we all
vroom
do you support Minnesota
Go eat duh
MY STATE OOHRAH
what do you mean
deep down in your heart, are you a believer in Minnesota
everybody talkin bout minnesota but what about big soda?
I did!
god forbid we mention megasoda
minnesota seems nice
I’ve never been happier to skip classe
Not enough
Yes enough >|<
I am the #1 Minnesota believer
I am #1

in general
We can share the bench of #1
ok
Megasota WILL happen. North Dakota needs to be invaded
either that or invade Northest Dakota
Bwananunununu
why not invade east dakota
this is mean
fuck east dakota all my homies hate east dakota
can we talk about Pink Floyd
sure
Over rated under hated
English only please 🥰
absolutely dogwater opinion holy shit
your heart of stone is on full display
Is he pink or is he floyd? Miust make up his mind
Chinese PUter
Thats rasist
that thing is fucking creepy
CPU means Circuit Performance Unit
How came
Too human
yeah
Pink Floyd more like mid AVOID
ha
That was good
Good job me
🙏
pink floyd is so peak tho even their david gilmore stuff was awesome
you freaking frick
and how could you ever hate dark side of the moon or the wall
come on bruh
PIJK FLOYD
the wall is like
not even top 5
for pink floyd
damn that's crazy it's a good thing that's your opinion and not mine
Rugh looking guy
It means ComPUter.
nah because like. their lineup is fucking stacked
robot
wywh
Trust me I have experience
dark side of the moon
Compuhter
Compluhter !!!
he is computer
What are computers even avout?
the wall is better with the film, as an album it's a bit on the weaker side i'll give you that but there's a lot of good songs on it.
What arecomputersevenabout

The spider man villain)?
Oh look at me im Pink Floyd i dont like bricks or walls
good songs, but as an album is overstays its welcome
easter i genuinely hope you step on the pronged side of a power chord TOMMOROW
film is better
FUCK that
No, nerd
i really like a momentary lapse of reason tbh
did they fix like the lag issuses in the game? cause i seen people complain about it
amlor is mid
disgustingly mid imo
not bad. but far from good
same goes for final cut
ok i gotta stop engaging, this is so annoying
literally crying
talk about pink floyd
get annoyed when someone doesnt like an album
masterclass
you're just so pretentious about it bro 😭
the aggression is making me want to scream in RAGE
i js dont like amlor lmao
i like ahm and meddle
that's fine, you're just like, too much
Animals is lowk a boring album
i see that icl
not a lot going on
still top 3 for me
top 3
I guess I should listen to it again, but the energetic music of dark side and the wall is more my jam
My favorite band is glorf. Best album by far is garbledale, sporting hits such as glifford rock, Youre my zibblezorp, and, to zloop or flim
do you guys like ruffles
the chips?
is this real or are you being a stinky little frick
animals can get pretty energetic
Kettle chip superiority
fuck yes dude i love ruffles
clasics are the best in my opinion
What if instead of fighting we didn’t fight and drank aspartame water!

holy these gloves
good lord
bro is smough
Helmet sized
is the halfsword early access hard to run on a laptop?
Obviously real. Have I ever been known to lie
I can do it fine
that entirely depends on the laptop
depends
i have an aoc
Yeah what gpu and cpu
the chest plate forces the body to match its correct size so it looks really odd
how do i check?
ctrl+shift+esc
He looks fucking nasty
go to performance tab
itll open if you do ctrl shift esc
opened it
is it in the top right kinda
yuh
it dont say amd
woahj
then itll say intel
yeah it says trhat
is it right next to intel?
yuh
its n97
woah