Yeah. But its wierd cuz i'll be forced to wake up anyway but im still groggy as shit
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
thick crest
lofty kindle
I am always here.
fleet imp
I am always here.
thick crest
Big Bröder
frail geode
Yeah. But its wierd cuz i'll be forced to wake up anyway but im still groggy as ...
true, then I grab a warm shower and are awake
thick crest
I am always here.
Can you give me recon armor plz🙏
lofty kindle
Can you give me recon armor plz🙏
frail geode
what is recon armor
thick crest
Its a Halo 3 joke. Dev exclusive armor but they would give it to you if you asked nicely
I'm old
frail geode
Its a Halo 3 joke. Dev exclusive armor but they would give it to you if you aske...
Oh lol, I have played Halo 3 alot actually but never knew that
played it with a mate we completed all difficulties on splitscreen.
thick crest
My first game i remember playing was the OG halo on Xbox lol
frail geode
ah combat evolved
thick crest
Yeah man, those were the days
frail geode
my first game I remember very clearly is super mario 64 on the n64
thick crest
I never had Xbox live til I was like 12 so I just played campaign
frail geode
Oh lol my first xbox was a xbox 360 and we were late because we bought it in 2010, had some peak times with halo reach and cod black ops
thick crest
Same, first game i played was Black Ops 2 when I finally got the subscription
frail geode
Same, first game i played was Black Ops 2 when I finally got the subscription
oh yeah I tried bo2 on pc way later and was not a fan man, cod 4, cod waw, cod mw2 and cod bo was my cod time.
pearl coral
is this Glamrock Gerbert(
frail geode
is this Glamrock Gerbert(
fleet imp
Generational wealth🥹
opaque cradle
is there an official actual ending to the new (optional) abyss? like the one you choose in the main menu, or is it just as impossible?
agile flame
domer
plain scroll
is there an official actual ending to the new (optional) abyss? like the one you...
I would like to find out. I keep crashing when i get to the knight tier zombies 
storm otter
bro WHERE is the dark armor set
vestal eagle
bro WHERE is the dark armor set
Fr
I want that more than the baron set bro
There should be a new baron type boss called the heretic and he has a completely black suit of armor with a black cloak
That would be cool as shit
May not be historically accurate but would still be cool asf
worn egret
they gotta sign me for the wwe man i swear
patent jungle
safe sandal
verbal geyser
they gotta sign me for the wwe man i swear
you should body slam him from the fence, like climb up on it and absolutely demolish bro
pliant raptor
i think hes dead cuh
stuck isle
What is the max Weight VIA vanilla means?
atomic mistBOT
worn egret
What is the max Weight VIA vanilla means?
93kg
proven bay
bright ember
bright ember
wrong guy but close enough
frigid kernel
Whats next for half sword?
earnest kestrel
space joker
elder pawn
https://tenor.com/view/speak-gif-9578947274896178319
how to balatro
blue print
space joker
ice cream cone
2 pairs
glass dragon
🫡
spark quartz
I like to try and base my strategy on whatever my first few jokers are
elder pawn
i had one blind where i got 10k chips first turn
spark quartz
Imma play balatro now actually methinks
thick crest
Whats next for half sword?
Half Sword: Reloaded
flat widget
Imma play balatro now actually methinks
Sillius gambling on no
fleet imp
Me seeing 5 peasants genuinely deglove each other for a bowl of chitlins
elder pawn
Half Sword: Reloaded
Half Sword: Remastered goty edition
spark quartz
Sillius gambling on no
Nanners when he thinks any game involving cards is gambling (he is goofy banana)
past prism
Nanners when he thinks any game involving cards is gambling (he is goofy banana)
ig bro
flat widget
Nanners when he thinks any game involving cards is gambling (he is goofy banana)
Any card game I can't gamble in is an L
Sillius is being extra silly today
spark quartz
Sillius is being extra silly today
I will surround your home with copious amounts of bread crumbs to attract many birds
flat widget
I have wasps in my walls as defense don't make me get the activation button (honey bomb jars)
Playing my childhood games with Shaderglass for the old curved box TV view is the shit
Since I only grew up with a tiny old box TV
spark quartz
ok in that case I'll just poke holes in your walls so the wasps flood into your house
elder pawn
Don’t worry guys i have aids
spark quartz
good for you bro
fiery spade
ok and bitch boy
elder pawn
ok and bitch boy
indigo hare
ok and bitch boy
spark quartz
oh hi Easter
indigo hare
oh hi Easter
Hello handsome
flat widget
drowsy finch
Hello handsome
hej
drowsy finch
kallo :D
flat widget
fleet imp
flat widget
Nice selfie
flat widget
copycat I said it first
flat widget
how rude
dreamy mangoBOT
Scoundrel!
dreamy mangoBOT
Rogue!
flat widget
Compliment
dreamy mangoBOT
Wretch!
fleet imp
indigo hare
Nice
fleet imp
lethal wharf
what do the goblets in the abyss do?
brazen vale
Money
lethal wharf
wdym?
north jungle
Gnomed
lethal wharf
Holster them and sell them at the trader!!!!
are they worth much?
lethal wharf
They banned six seven
your joking
frail geode
your joking
frail geode
also i tried to holster one and i just dropped it
Try other hand, if that happens the slot is already full (I think)
lethal wharf
too late im out of the abyss
frail geode
Next time
lethal wharf
<#1345131070575874088>
icl this is really funny
gloomy crest
hey moai 
gloomy crest
Ain't got no love for you either, buddy
gloomy crest
every self-respecting discord server needs a catboy
and every self-respecting discord user will shun them
we turn the eternal wheel
fleet imp
Mr.Calhoun
gloomy crest
the real saying is "a lion does not concern itself with a 4% annual increase in the price of dairy"
I think
lethal wharf
every self-respecting discord server needs a catboy
yo what im not a catboy
just cause i have the cat cosmetic on discord
wicked storm
yo can someone help
wicked storm
i keep crashing during baron in the demo
gloomy urchin
haiii shizton
wicked storm
only does it during that
gloomy crest
yo what im not a catboy
keep up
lethal wharf
yo can someone help
yo dude you look just like the streamer simply
last whale
haiii shizton
Hi hello Cat Person
obtuse frost
Is that not tuff
wicked storm
yo dude you look just like the streamer simply
wish i knew who he was
lethal wharf
wish i knew who he was
gloomy urchin
* > w < *
lethal wharf
you don't keep up?
nuh uhn
gloomy crest
Knew that already
gloomy urchin
hes lying
twilit field
Mr.Calhoun
last whale
lethal wharf
what
gloomy urchin
:3
gloomy urchin
embed failure laugh at him
rough holly
fleet imp
atomic mistBOT
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-hop-on-halfsword-gaming-funny-gif-950787696686...
Legendary gif find
vestal eagle
Yo
vestal eagle
Legendary gif find
Whats scarier
faint dragon
Whats scarier
1st
rough holly
Legendary gif find
rough holly
Whats scarier
Neither. That's tuesday.
faint dragon
Whats scarier
2nd just feels a bit bittersweet
vestal eagle
2nd just feels a bit bittersweet
Good descriptor
true steeple
What do you all of you guys think of the game so far I was thinking about getting it and I really liked the demo just thought I should get others opinions before I bought it how's the early access?
vestal eagle
What do you all of you guys think of the game so far I was thinking about gettin...
Whats ur GPU
rough holly
Tuesday for who bro 😭
faint dragon
What do you all of you guys think of the game so far I was thinking about gettin...
The optimization is something
Das all
rough holly
Tuesday for who bro 😭
true steeple
The optimization is something
yea ive seen that but ive also heard it got better
true steeple
Whats ur GPU
my GPU is an NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070
lethal wharf
i got a 4090 and i lag
rough holly
my GPU is an NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070
oh bubba you'll need to hit nexus for performance mods.
true steeple
but to be fair it runs lots of games at very good fps
nah thats the thing though its very good
i swear its a secret gpu
rough holly
Its a UE5 physics game
you're gonna struggle trust me
even I do at times
and I have a 4070, 64gigs of ddr5
and an i9
true steeple
i have 32gb of ram
faint dragon
UE5 is hella unoptimized, das all
true steeple
yea ive seen it
but other than bad optimization hows the combat and everything feel
true steeple
Sounds good thanks for the info
but speaking of bad optimizations didn't the dev say they were working on making it better
true steeple
yea
pine hawk
anyone know when we getting a release date
flat widget
anyone know when we getting a release date
vestal eagle
but speaking of bad optimizations didn't the dev say they were working on making...
Yes
They made it better already
I can run the game on high perfectly fine but I have a beefier gpu
It depends on the persons build though
true steeple
It depends on the persons build though
yea make sense, but my pc, even though my gpu isnt the best, it still hold up very well some how even on modern games
vestal eagle
yea make sense, but my pc, even though my gpu isnt the best, it still hold up ve...
THan you should be able to play on high fine
true steeple
alright sounds good
vestal eagle
They optimized it really well recently
vestal eagle
alright sounds good
If all high don't work, then turn the foliage down to low along with landscape (I think)
true steeple
Yea, I've heard how much they optimized it recently, and it sounds good
pine hawk
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1289410516996984832/e...
is that a no
vestal eagle
is that a no
true steeple
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022571248829603881/1471582552400593038/t...
Sometimes I get that randomly while playing the demo, and I can still play a bit after it shows up.
vestal eagle
Sometimes I get that randomly while playing the demo, and I can still play a bit...
Oh, make sure to visit #1471027880787050598
wicked storm
is game even worth buying rn
true steeple
Oh, make sure to visit <#1471027880787050598>
Yea, Ill do that just depends if I get it tonight
wicked storm
i got a rtx 5060 and im seeing streamers with beast PCs having hell when it comes to fps
pine hawk
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022571248829603881/1471582552400593038/t...
thanks for the help
:/
vestal eagle
i got a rtx 5060 and im seeing streamers with beast PCs having hell when it come...
You should be perfectly fine then bro
true steeple
i got a rtx 5060 and im seeing streamers with beast PCs having hell when it come...
The Optimizations has gotten way better.
wicked storm
You should be perfectly fine then bro
is the combat better than the demo?
vestal eagle
I have a 7900 and my pc runs fine
wicked storm
oh
vestal eagle
is the combat better than the demo?
I think so
vestal eagle
thanks for the help
That was a no btw
vestal eagle
is the combat better than the demo?
It's mostly the same, you just have more versatility with how you want to fight
If you want a big ass hammer, you can use that, if you want a light halberd, you can use that
true steeple
is the combat better than the demo?
Yea, from what I've seen about the game it looks very fun, and has a good amount more then the demo, thats why I was also looking at getting it.
vestal eagle
Also the footwork was improved,
And your own weapons can't hit you anymore
They just clip through you
true steeple
And your own weapons can't hit you anymore
I did not even know they could do that in the first place
mellow veldt
true steeple
Also the footwork was improved,
Last thing, what about the fist fighting?
vestal eagle
Last thing, what about the fist fighting?
It's also better
Cause the footwork is improved
Now it's not like TABBS
TABS
true steeple
It's also better
That's great since my favorite thing to do was land hard punches in the demo.
lethal wharf
That's great since my favorite thing to do was land hard punches in the demo.
its way easier to do that with the muscle mechanic now
true steeple
its way easier to do that with the muscle mechanic now
Nice since I'm currently just fist fighting in the demo right now.
true steeple
its way easier to do that with the muscle mechanic now
I don't know why, but its kind of satisfying to that one punch.
lethal wharf
I don't know why, but its kind of satisfying to that one punch.
Yeah so now you can just make your character jacked asf and one tap everyone
true steeple
Yeah so now you can just make your character jacked asf and one tap everyone
Yea, but how do people make their characters look crazy? You know what I mean?
drowsy finch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NQ20M-B7Z8 @last whale
last whale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NQ20M-B7Z8 <@923519110900498442>
https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493
lethal wharf
Yea, but how do people make their characters look crazy? You know what I mean?
No clue what you mean
true steeple
No clue what you mean
I mean the weird figures that are 8ft tall
lethal wharf
I mean the weird figures that are 8ft tall
Oh that’s mods I think
true steeple
oh, yeah I assumed so
Anyways, I'll most likely get the game tomorrow afternoon, but yeah thanks for all the info guys.
still scaffold
I love fisting willie
wet urchin
I love fisting willie
lyric fog
from 9:57 to 10:42 only 8 message's
gloomy urchin
https://youtube.com/shorts/LSbIhAcAAW0 unga bunga
fallen imp
Wait what do you mean beating the Baron isnt the end, tf you mean I gotta beat the baron like x amount of times to get his full set
lyric fog
Wait what do you mean beating the Baron isnt the end, tf you mean I gotta beat t...
it would be to simple
the baron is already easy enough
fallen imp
gloomy urchin
imma be real i think devs werent sure how to make game have good replayability as the main focus as far as i understand was making it historically accurate
fallen imp
Tf you mean easy that was one of the most grueling experiences of my life
lyric fog
i mean if you have a blunt and hit him on the head he will get knocked out pretty easy
gloomy urchin
js dont get hit he for some reason penetrates armor like crazy
fallen imp
Fuck me for using a longsword I guess
gloomy urchin
longsword against armor are you stupid
lyric fog
Fuck me for using a longsword I guess
long sword?
gloomy urchin
theres a reason they switched to blunt 😭
fallen imp
longsword against armor are you stupid
No, my usual method of guillotining fuckers and aiming for the face still works like a charm
gloomy urchin
i mean sure but blunt is just way more reliable
lyric fog
yea
fallen imp
Fair
fleet imp
IM MAD AS FUCK RIGHT NOW WHERE DO I GET NEUROTOXIN
wheat brook
IM MAD AS FUCK RIGHT NOW WHERE DO I GET NEUROTOXIN
Holy shit😭😭😭😭
gloomy urchin
i think theres a limit but people use mods to modify their size to be hulk
lyric fog
IM MAD AS FUCK RIGHT NOW WHERE DO I GET NEUROTOXIN
can i get big like this
hasty linden
Free mode needs a complete rework or something. What do you mean I can’t even choose a map or keep weapons from previous rounds?? Also can’t even create weapons
atomic mistBOT
flat widget
Are you implying Captain Misinfo is a mod?
Funniest shit I've ever heard
Are you dumb enough to fall for that if he did
rancid sapphire
anybody know where i can find arrows for my crossbow?
i found the crossbow but no arrows
flat widget
anybody know where i can find arrows for my crossbow?
Quivers can randomly spawn in Forest I believe, but idk where else
not well versed in quiver spawns
rancid sapphire
Quivers can randomly spawn in Forest I believe, but idk where else
does it matter which level?
im have all levels unlocked
royal epoch
I’m a mod 😏
flat widget
I’m a mod 😏
GET THE FUCK O-
No way you're this dense
no way
BUDDY DO WE LOOK LIKE FUCKING MODS
USE YOUR BRAIN
drowsy finch
Because narrow passage sucks and we've specifically asked the devs not to make it one
flat widget
Back to being an inactive mod
weary tinsel
untold wraith
Yo wtf that's me
mellow geyser
violet tide
why is combat worse than the demo now
i got noodle arms while the willies got mf rocket powered arms that explode my ribs with each shot meanwhile i cant even swing fast enough for him to get a headache
pearl coral
violet tide
is it supposed to be like this? was there a full overhaul of the demo combat?
pearl coral
is it supposed to be like this? was there a full overhaul of the demo combat?
well it’s not supposed to be like that but there was a full overhaul
practice some
it’s hard at first but you’ll get it soon
footwork and generating actual technical momentum is a lot more important now
earnest kestrel
well it’s not supposed to be like that but there was a full overhaul
No-one will listen, they usually don't
brazen vale
footwork and generating actual technical momentum is a lot more important now
I've found a lot of real world techniques work better now like grappling and pushing and pulling I really have been enjoying it
bright ember
This cover is so fucking tuff
bright ember
footwork and generating actual technical momentum is a lot more important now
So maybe that's why my legs are always giving out on me in the demo now...
Hmm...
cursive notch
i'm so sorry yall i have literally made it all the way to baron and i will say in its current state this game is not worth 25 at all. it's kind of a mess. it's so fun and i love it but there is so much stuff that feels empty and missing. i feel like free play is so bland and the abyss is objectively worse. I've loved this game since the beta but i am frustrated with the way the early access turned out.
cursive notch
i'm so sorry yall i have literally made it all the way to baron and i will say i...
i also would like to say i don't want to just bitch in general of this server for this game but i wanted to throw this opinion out there because i know this game is going to turn out amazing but currently there is just a lot to be frustrated about. I will say a lot of the handling of weapons and the weapon customization is a huge upgrade but the rest feels like a downgrade. If i could play a mode like the demo with the weapon customization and handling updates i think i would be more enticed to spend 25 but i hate the ranks and i also am bored with the insuring and collecting. it's all kind of a slog.
my bitching is over
apologies to the server
vestal eagle
You know you can screenshot right
So why were you taking pictures of the monitor 😭
"I can't fall asleep in the dark so I use a night light" who says this bar
cursive notch
post on discord on pc?
vestal eagle
"I planted a thermal detonator inside a shop rite"
Answer me Dutch
Not what I asked but ok
Is this fire?
rugged star
So why were you taking pictures of the monitor 😭
same shit I do takes longer to email it to myself than it does to just take a quick picture of the screen
vestal eagle
same shit I do takes longer to email it to myself than it does to just take a qu...
Just press f11 on steam
It takes a quick screenshot
Hush bro
I forgot
lavish blade
you can also press c to open photo mode
rugged star
Just press f11 on steam
don’t use desktop
lavish blade
vestal eagle
don’t use desktop
Than how do you play the game?
rugged star
I was referring to discord
vestal eagle
you can also press c to open photo mode
Should I learn how to model so I can make the Punisher and put him in Half Sword
vestal eagle
I was referring to discord
Oh ok
rugged star
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471842041016090808/f...
Love the cannon in the background
slow brook
what the fuck
vestal eagle
Why are you sucking it
slow brook
vestal eagle
It takes too long for him to send the screenshot to his phone
vestal eagle
https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-6495888362340853940
elder pawn
https://tenor.com/view/frenchies-puppy-bulldog-dog-frenchie-gif-1231832289889910...
Space joker
vestal eagle
Space joker
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471842041016090808/f...
damn they changed your name color to poop brown
You're like my name but dehydrated
vestal eagle
Jesus bro
Download Pale Moon and Vista while your at it
Only 10 years old? Those look like they are from 2000 max
That's like medium tier
flat widget
kinda yeah
atomic mistBOT
vestal eagle
These are my specs
Don't mind Daddy Cool in the bottom right lowk thought that wouldn't show up in the screenshot
Also I'm blind asf
shadow pivot
bronze blaze
Isn’t like 160f pretty normal for games that take a lot to run
He’s only 20f higher
The poleaxe that I run if u hit their head at all it’ll kill them and knock the helmet off
Gotta hit with the head of the poleaxe tho
supple pewter
This one is pretty good https://youtube.com/shorts/jvY58W2yCZA?si=rZVrpl4wN1RZD2mI
mortal oar
prime flame
me and Rothard
atomic mistBOT
gloomy urchin
i am now top 100 jacek players in hellish quart according to survival leaderboard
blazing heath
i am now top 100 jacek players in hellish quart according to survival leaderboar...
im top 100 jan
gloomy urchin
nice
slow wave
I missin halfsword demo tbh
faint dragon
Don’t worry pal you can still play it
stuck hollow
mellow lodge
Man they really butchered the abyss in the full release
I just refunded the game
100%
The pure fact that these bastards can just latch onto me
First 5 fights were fine then the game put me up against the WWE champion
and then im thrusted into the zombie pit and am just mauled to nonexistence
To each their own I suppose
But I personally hate it lol. they dont feel like paper
thick otter
mellow lodge
Wait your gold saves?
Okay okay. I might retract my previous statement
Did not know that your money saves. Thought you had to start from 0 every time
Yeah for real
But if my money/weapons I insure saves for each run Ill undo my refund LOL
prisma linden
Any news on when a possible free mode rework will happen?
bright prairie
bright prairie
Any news on when a possible free mode rework will happen?
Next update most likely, though not confirmed explicitly. It's currently in the works
bright prairie
fervent crown
I found another mobile game using half sword gameplay
prisma linden
Next update most likely, though not confirmed explicitly. It's currently in the ...
Good that it is in the works hopefully they fix weapon physics too i can not swing over half of the polearms in the game without them clipping through me them lagging mid air or otherwise breaking.
kind nimbus
is today update someone sayid is today but when?
gloomy pine
holy clean
bright prairie
Oh shoot wrong channel
bright prairie
Good that it is in the works hopefully they fix weapon physics too i can not swi...
You gotta swing slower. You can't move your mouse significantly faster than your hands can move or they lose stability
stuck hollow
You gotta swing slower. You can't move your mouse significantly faster than your...
whatever, go my rangefinder
prisma linden
You gotta swing slower. You can't move your mouse significantly faster than your...
Just wierd cause this was not an issue in the demo i could swing fast and snappy and it would work without issue
bitter pilot
Hey devs, can we get more weapon customizations? I want to put a sword or a mace on a flail
bright prairie
Yeah I guess the jankiness when swinging incorrectly isn't a good thing
bitter pilot
Or a buckler on a flail
Or a gauntlet on a flail
Or a flail on a flail
😮
I want
I've been smurfing in the beggar tier with a baron sword
My abyss is going to be unholy if I ever die
stuck hollow
i will bring a pitchfork to a tier 8 fight and i will win
pitchfork aka the peasant with the pitchfork
kind nimbus
i want new update
bitter pilot
Wen was the last update?
That's still recent ngl
I want to weild the frying pan in the cellar
kind nimbus
is today some update?
bitter pilot
Like actually equip it
spark nimbus
I want better weapon handling
Maxed strength should swing the poleaxe like the arming sword
barren pollen
atomic mistBOT
fervent crown
They're using footage of real gameplay for the advertisement, but the pictures and videos on the app store are not half sword related
Woah what the hell
idle crest
Pure ripped assets
queen isle
How to play with remote play? Movement just doesnt work
idle crest
That’s a lawsuit
stuck hollow
That’s a lawsuit
nice
hybrid granite
does frank know about this 💔
idle crest
I don’t even think that’s ripped assets that’s like, straight up just the game repackaged but with the physics taken out and replaced with stock asset combat
hybrid granite
whats the name of the game
oh jesus it says 'half sword mobile' 4 euros
this needs to be taken down
stuck hollow
oh jesus it says 'half sword mobile' 4 euros
imagine if someone bought that
hybrid granite
i think it'd be no big deal if it was free but bro.. they're asking for money
stuck hollow
yeah
hybrid granite
oh also ripped assets
stuck hollow
yup
hybrid granite
i think thats bad enough for it to be taken down
cunning blaze
Daily checkup number nine to see if there is any new updates 
hybrid granite
Daily checkup number nine to see if there is any new updates <:willancestor:1185...
plain scroll
i think thats bad enough for it to be taken down
They are aware of it. idk anything beyond that
hybrid granite
yeah they're even using "HALFSWORDGAMES" as their copyright stuff
when its clear hsg has no involvement in it
stuck hollow
yeah they're even using "HALFSWORDGAMES" as their copyright stuff
maybe its the devs side project
hybrid granite
they're never making half sword mobile
blazing heath
what about half sword pocket edition
stuck hollow
i don't know how they managed to make half sword optimized enough for mobile
that's what they're asking the 4 euros for
hybrid granite
i don't know how they managed to make half sword optimized enough for mobile
they ripped assets, removed the gore inside willies, removed the physics and just added the most basic ass combat system
stuck hollow
they ripped assets, removed the gore inside willies, removed the physics and jus...
fair
hybrid granite
thats what i think they did
if this game had no willie physics constantly running imagine the fps
hybrid granite
yeah i asked galaxy about it
stuck hollow
shiiiiit
idle crest
Lots of people moaning about the combat as if it’s an official mobile port lol
stuck hollow
lol
hybrid granite
Lots of people moaning about the combat as if it’s an official mobile port lol
it looks like roblox animations lmaoo
idle crest
Well if you think, halfsword is all over like tik tok or wherever, lots of idiots will see that mobile version thinking it’s what they’ve been seeing
The same sort of people who you can almost guarantee will be google searching “gta6 for free” as soon as that game comes out
stuck hollow
The same sort of people who you can almost guarantee will be google searching “g...
on pc
gloomy urchin
hybrid granite
The same sort of people who you can almost guarantee will be google searching “g...
we were all a victim of some dumb shit like "free club penguin coins", or like "garrys mod free download"
when we were younger
idle crest
Yeah true lmao
plain scroll
I love downloading RAM
pale meteor
I got jumped scared not too long ago
dusky hazel
do i buy king of bones (half sword mixed with dinosaurs)
idle crest
You know what, if that bone break simulator on Roblox had halfsword gore that would be fucken amazing
hybrid granite
I got jumped scared not too long ago
arma reforger?
i tried arma 3 since i got it in my library and it was pretty fun, planning on buying reforger
ancient parrot
arma reforger?
yep
pale meteor
arma reforger?
idle crest
I think I finally decided what my sona is gonna be
It’s not gonna be a fursona, it’s gonna be a GOBLIN sona
neat tundra
I wouldve picked a llama, but you do you.
idle crest
Nah I don’t much like llamas
neat tundra
ok llama steve
idle crest
It would make more sense to pick an alpaca
mortal oar
why do people not like free mode it has pretty much everything except editing weapons and armor
tawny heart
wtf is this game
tawny heart
i got killed by air
balmy jay
why do people not like free mode it has pretty much everything except editing we...
after finishing progression mode I almost exclusively play freemode, but there's some things I'd like them to add which I made a topic about in feedback
sweet plaza
why do people not like free mode it has pretty much everything except editing we...
Editing weapons and armor is a big thing,
Also lack of maps and missing game modes from the demo (no buhurt or spoilance).
I prefer just playing progression as if it was free mode
quick finch
Should i stop my ai addiction
pale meteor
is this bodycam
Arma reforger
kind nimbus
When Comes next updateeeee
dull forge
When is the gore 3.0 coming? The one frank made with an inside skeleton
atomic mistBOT
hybrid granite
When is the gore 3.0 coming? The one frank made with an inside skeleton
mid ea
wraith goblet
guys why are the npcs dying so fast in brawl
hybrid granite
tweak your damage settings
hybrid granite
And when does ea end? Or when is middle ea
idk
quick finch
Ok
rancid reef
Thanks
rancid reef
Huh
small spoke
sweet plaza
And when does ea end? Or when is middle ea
The statement is up to a year but lets not kid ourselves
balmy jay
I don't wanna see it end until the game is really ready. The biggest mistake for ea games is launching too early and burning your wave of new players on an unfinished game.
dull forge
The statement is up to a year but lets not kid ourselves
Yeah, we gon have much longer to wait
kind nimbus
When Comes next update someone tell me
minor dagger
Where is next update
kind nimbus
Yep
naive marten
Did you know that a grasshopper's balls take up around 14% of its body weight
idle crest
Like me then
wheat brook
When is the gore 3.0 coming? The one frank made with an inside skeleton
WHO the hell is frank😭😭😭😭
plain scroll
Main dev
daring ember
ქურდებს სალამი
upbeat hedge
Hey devs,
Steam doesn’t reward noise it rewards early momentum.
I help indie teams create that momentum by putting their games in front of players who already want this kind of experience. The result is real wishlists, real feedback, and visible traction fast.
No ads. No bots. No fluff.
Just players, data, and results.
DM me if you want to see whether this fits your game.
idle crest
Hey devs,
Steam doesn’t reward noise it rewards early momentum.
I help indie te...
Game already has a publisher :p
wanton portal
Game already has a publisher :p
why do you like llama's
idle crest
I don’t
wanton portal
then why is your username llamasteve
balmy jay
Hey devs,
Steam doesn’t reward noise it rewards early momentum.
I help indie te...
why does bro sound like chatGPT
idle crest
Because I joined a server once while I had a basic nickname, someone nicknamed me llama Steve after a llama they wanted to own as a kid
random lion
The salami lid
still charm
Hey devs,
Steam doesn’t reward noise it rewards early momentum.
I help indie te...
Mfers will do anything but get a real job 🤦♂️
idle crest
It was better than the discord name I had so I kept it
wanton portal
me and who
idle crest
Gonna send that to my crush
balmy jay
is your crush a llama named steve?
safe lily
Mfers will do anything but get a real job 🤦♂️
Ong
idle crest
is your crush a llama named steve?
No I’m Steve
balmy jay
No I’m Steve
is your crush a llama
still charm
Hey devs,
Steam doesn’t reward noise it rewards early momentum.
I help indie te...
Also just ran this through AI checker and came back with 100% certainty. 🤣
idle crest
No I’m not into animals and if I was I wouldn’t be into llamas
safe lily
Also just ran this through AI checker and came back with 100% certainty. 🤣
Son couldn’t even take the time to write it
balmy jay
Also just ran this through AI checker and came back with 100% certainty. 🤣
There's so many giveaways man. Especially whenever someone uses the phrase "no fluff" I get triggered
balmy jay
No I’m not into animals and if I was I wouldn’t be into llamas
hey man it's okay I would not judge
atomic mistBOT
still charm
Hey devs,
Steam doesn’t reward noise it rewards early momentum.
I help indie te...
Everyone report this guy for scam. Not even a real person
restive trench
No I’m Steve
still charm
Bro isn’t even tryna scam people in the discord he tryna scam the DEVS
idle crest
Ew
restive trench
im not sorry
idle crest
I hope I don’t overshare in my friends dms again
balmy jay
idle crest
So real
proud smelt
Hello my friends!! ⭐️
balmy jay
big ND energy in this community and I love it
kind nimbus
hello when comes the update
idle crest
I’m as nd as they get ngl
balmy jay
that's why we play niche medieval games
idle crest
I’m going goblin now because it perfectly describes what happens when I don’t take my meds
GOBLIN MODEEE
balmy jay
balmy jay
hello when comes the update
ask the devs
kind nimbus
ask the devs
how
wanton portal
balmy jay
hello it's me, NPC
wanton portal
hello it's me, NPC
technically we're all NPC's
kind nimbus
not really we shouldnt spam them
ohkey but do you kon when the update comes today?
wanton portal
ohkey but do you kon when the update comes today?
nobody knows that
idle crest
technically we're all NPC's
Not me, I’m a player main antagonist
wanton portal
Not me, I’m a player main antagonist
who's the protagonist
idle crest
who's the protagonist
Idk, all that matters is that I’m EVIL
balmy jay
ohkey but do you kon when the update comes today?
I don't even know if there is an update today? You know more than me
balmy jay
technically we're all NPC's
idle crest
I was going to play Mordau with my crush later but I’m actually so tired
Probably gonna zonk out
wanton portal
https://tenor.com/view/know-yourself-james-engvid-learn-about-yourself-get-to-kn...
foreal
balmy jay
ceertified zonkers
fair sentinel
hey guys, is it possible to turn of the bark noise in the arena
its give me headaches
idle crest
ceertified zonkers
ADHD, super hyperactive and sleepy at the same time
balmy jay
ADHD, super hyperactive and sleepy at the same time
Sounds like a bad time 🙁
balmy jay
hey guys, is it possible to turn of the bark noise in the arena
pretty sure you can't, sadly
fair sentinel
pretty sure you can't, sadly
:c
idle crest
And autism, so I’m everything and nothing at the same time
wanton portal
And autism, so I’m everything and nothing at the same time
nice
balmy jay
Your psychiatrist just gave you the DSM and said that's you
idle crest
Your psychiatrist just gave you the DSM and said that's you
Yes lol
Best way to describe me haha
vast merlin
forgis on the jeep
idle crest
https://tenor.com/view/tism-peak-overload-gif-17446650
Probably lucky, adhd and autism is a weird mix
I’m going to EXPLODE
Urghhh I’m at the level of tired ness that I could fall asleep within seconds of laying my head on so merging
manic grail
accidentally took this shit with me to a lord tourney
vast merlin
I’m going to EXPLODE
go sleep dawg
idle crest
go sleep dawg
IM A TWERK
vast merlin
IM A TWERK
a what?
balmy jay
accidentally took this shit with me to a lord tourney
honestly style points
idle crest
AT WORK
vast merlin
Ohhhh
manic grail
wait no i was wrong, not a tourney
vast merlin
in 60 seconds, a minute pass in Africa
idle crest
Strange place
manic grail
from the beta, still wonder what happened here
balmy jay
from the beta, still wonder what happened here
seems like you killed him and then he died
balmy jay
oh I see
manic grail
i think my sword is too long
hybrid granite
anyone know a good like medieval game thats involved with sieges? i know about bannerlord, kcd and stronghold for that but i wanna see any other examples
or just like a medieval life simulator
wanton portal
anyone know a good like medieval game thats involved with sieges? i know about b...
I should really get back to playing KCD
too bad I'm banned from Uzhitz
hybrid granite
manor lords is supposed to be pretty good
yeah i played a bit
hybrid granite
too bad I'm banned from Uzhitz
what did you do
wanton portal
what did you do
killed the bailliff
plain scroll
or just like a medieval life simulator
Anvil Empires
hybrid granite
Anvil Empires
i applied for playtest
livid charm
Does anyone know if the damage to player/damage to enemies sliders are the same as in the demo, cuz I feel like I deal more dmg than in the demo
hybrid granite
what is it about
medieval foxhole
plain scroll
what is it about
You have to farm, blacksmith and all the stuff involved with logistics and then you have to seige the enemies. Every single character is a player
gloomy urchin
me rn
hybrid granite
so those are the only games fitting that category?
manic grail
why cant i steal gold guy armor
vast merlin
why cant i steal gold guy armor
you gotta unlock them by doing more and more tourney
manic grail
that stinks
gloomy urchin
what if some random kingdom figured out electricity in 16th century and gatekept the method
manic grail
why cant i just rob him thats dumb
gloomy urchin
cuz that'd be too easy
drowsy finch
a good material to use for armors
No, it’s extremely soft
gloomy urchin
hi ralii
golden kayak
that stinks
Especially when all you get for winning is a fuggin fauld that’s half a kilo lighter than usual
gloomy urchin
:3
manic grail
Especially when all you get for winning is a fuggin fauld that’s half a kilo lig...
i got a cuirass so i think i got off fairly easy
im still weak as shit tho
golden kayak
i got a cuirass so i think i got off fairly easy
It’s a set order, first win is always a cuirass
manic grail
ohhh
wanton portal
No, it’s extremely soft
then why is there gold armor in halfsword?!?!
unrealistic
1/10
not recommended
golden kayak
a good material to use for armors
I mean it’s real fancy but it’s almost always an extremely thin coating of gold on top of (hopefully) hardened steel
gilded schooner
then why is there gold armor in halfsword?!?!
unrealistic
1/10
not recommended
Ummmmm its Gilded
random lion
The pfennings lid wont fit
gilded schooner
Which is historically accurate
gilded schooner
no, there's Gilded and then theres Gold
Ummmm its gilded Armor
gilded schooner
we should be able to make gold armor
armor crafting coming never
gilded schooner
Let us blacken our armor (not blue) and after 20 days itll rust and every injury will give tetanus
drowsy finch
then why is there gold armor in halfsword?!?!
unrealistic
1/10
not recommended
It’s gilded armor, not good, its probably mostly a steel composite
Gold has a different shimmer in half sword
wanton portal
It’s gilded armor, not good, its probably mostly a steel composite
not good
gilded schooner
gilded
golden kayak
Let us blacken our armor (not blue) and after 20 days itll rust and every injury...
Toby Capwell’s blackened armour is peak
kind nimbus
Is there an update for today😔
gilded schooner
Toby Capwell’s blackened armour is peak
thats blued not blackended
manic grail
also we should be able to adjust weapons without making a new one
it'd be cool to start a run with a mace and end with the same mace, just modified
stiff tiger
Hey guys, is there anybody can help how to remote play split screen?
muted spade
damn
manic grail
joined today
absolutely in on it
vast merlin
what the helly?
gilded schooner
elite username
vast merlin
i just see someone evaporate
manic grail
should i insure my baron beak
manic grail
just costs a lot is all
vast merlin
should i insure my baron beak
just insure everything, you are rich as hell at that point
gilded schooner
https://tenor.com/view/nothing-to-see-here-explosion-explode-bomb-fire-gif-49236...
we LOVE naked gun
manic grail
just insure everything, you are rich as hell at that point
4000 doesnt feel rich
gilded schooner
just costs a lot is all
i prefer crafted polearms
manic grail
3000 now that i insured the beak
manic grail
i prefer crafted polearms
i prefer one handed things
vast merlin
4000 doesnt feel rich
you make those money back doing lord tourneys and unlock baron armor, which is insured on its own so you dont have to pay
gilded schooner
i prefer one handed things
what weapon
manic grail
you make those money back doing lord tourneys and unlock baron armor, which is i...
i know i have the cuirass
manic grail
what weapon
i used a messer until i got to everyone using polearms
golden kayak
thats blued not blackended
The owner of the armor has said it was “chemically blackened”, every reference to it I’ve seen has called it blackened and gilt
gilded schooner
The owner of the armor has said it was “chemically blackened”, every reference t...
i mean
manic grail
what weight should i be at lord
gilded schooner
blackening technically has two meanings
manic grail
cuz im sitting at 78
wanton portal
https://tenor.com/view/nothing-to-see-here-explosion-explode-bomb-fire-gif-49236...
is that the romanian flag in the background
what is happening
gilded schooner
black can either mean no polish or chemically polished
either really cheap or really expensive
muted spade
cuz im sitting at 78
WEAK
manic grail
thanks for answering my question
edgy briar
manic grail
how about you answer it next time
manic grail
YOU
ARE
WEAK
or you could answer my question
i know im weak
you're coming at me yelling that 2+2 is 4
muted spade
hit the gym
muted spade
HIT THE GYM
random lion
i asked what weight i should be
Depends on the stature, as long as the slider is all the way to the right it is at the max.
manic grail
`HIT THE GYM`
not helping
manic grail
Depends on the stature, as long as the slider is all the way to the right it is ...
i put it to the max
but now im lord and only 78kg
no im baron
ive killed him
muted spade
how the fuck do you kill the baron with 7 8 fuckin kg
hybrid tide
muted spade
this is unbelievable
random lion
how the fuck do you kill the baron with 7 8 fuckin kg
If he has a short stature 78kgs would be his max muscle mass
muted spade
@manic grailwhats your stature
balmy jay
manic grail
i literally just said max
muted spade
this is literally impossible
random lion
i literally just said max
Your height is at the max? 78 is way too low.
balmy jay
short kings rise up
manic grail
this is literally impossible
i played when you couldn't gain muscle
random lion
i played when you couldn't gain muscle
The muscle progression system has been in since the launch of EA.
balmy jay
he's just a buff dwarf bro
manic grail
manic grail
The muscle progression system has been in since the launch of EA.
there was a bug when you couldn't
random lion
there was a bug when you couldn't
Are you positive?
manic grail
yes???
balmy jay
can confirm there was
random lion
can confirm there was
Ah
manic grail
fym are you positive i was 64kg for most of my gameplay that doesn't just happen
balmy jay
waas just for some people I think, worked for me too
but saw it mentioned in one of the hotfix patch notes
manic grail
one sec my pc sucks
plain scroll
Muscles not growing was an issue in hotfix 4. It was fixed very quickly
indigo hare
There was a bug preventing growth but that was only for a couple days
manic grail
Muscles not growing was an issue in hotfix 4. It was fixed very quickly
and i played a lot very quickly?
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/funny-very-sloth-slow-gif-15401812
My mom said you treat EVERYTHING like it’s a race to the finish and you should feel bad about yourself for it
manic grail
im only now getting muscle mass lmao
hard swallow
Are you positive?
#updates message Check the logs here xd
indigo hare
im only now getting muscle mass lmao
It’s been fixed since the 8th of February
gloomy urchin
hi moai moai moai
manic grail
i can't play every day
indigo hare
You should
hard swallow
It’s been fixed since the 8th of February
Grey, update your game, we haven't had a patch since February 8
drowsy finch
There was a bug preventing growth but that was only for a couple days
I’m a bug
manic grail
got this pic then my game crashed twice and my pc bluescreened
manic grail
WHAT
WHAT THE HELL
I DIDNT DIE???
WHAT THE FUCK
I WAS DOING SO WELL I DIDNT DIE FOR AGES
oh my god
it reset my game
indigo hare
WHAT THE FUCK
Did this happen after leaving inventory
manic grail
no
hard swallow
I dont give a shit for progression, i js download saves off of nexus 😂
manic grail
I dont give a shit for progression, i js download saves off of nexus 😂
good for you ai profile pic
plain scroll
manic grail
is there a way to fix this or am i just fucking reset for no reason
indigo hare
He said your pfp is AIIIII!!!
balmy jay
IMPORTANT: I'm eating one of these and you aren't.
wanton portal
https://tenor.com/view/oh-shit-gif-1557601506207836970
manic grail
IMPORTANT: I'm eating one of these and you aren't.
is that an apple turnover
balmy jay
is that an apple turnover
it is
narrow escarp
WHAT THE FUCK
That happened to me a couple hours after the game released and I didn’t know how to fix it so I just made a new save when that save got deleted and now It hasn’t happened again
wanton portal
IMPORTANT: I'm eating one of these and you aren't.
I just ate one these earlier this morning
balmy jay
I just ate one these earlier this morning
my man
manic grail
That happened to me a couple hours after the game released and I didn’t know how...
god damnit dude
plain scroll
is there a way to fix this or am i just fucking reset for no reason
Unless you made a backup of your save file i think youre reset
hard swallow
yknow, they never removed willie.
hard swallow
good for you ai profile pic
No need to be an asshole :/
manic grail
well is your profile pic ai
hard swallow
What did I just say
manic grail
i am merely asking a question
hard swallow
What did I say.
pale fossil
lmfao
pale fossil
i am merely asking a question
I think you got your answer
hard swallow
Real
indigo hare
What did I say.
“What did I just say”
dreamy mangoBOT
Flibber de’gibbet!
hard swallow
poor guy
hard swallow
“What did I just say”
Smartass 😂
balmy jay
fuck half sword
POV you running away from HS
indigo hare
Anyone not playing halfsword for 12 hours straight, starting in the next 5 minutes, will be removed
hard swallow
Easy money
indigo hare
Also if you say anything even slightly negative about halfsword
pale fossil
Anyone not playing halfsword for 12 hours straight, starting in the next 5 minut...
Shall we resume our eternal war? After all of these months?
drowsy finch
I won’t stomp on you
Yaaaay!!! Thankk youuu
hard swallow
Also if you say anything even slightly negative about halfsword
half slop
indigo hare
Yaaaay!!! Thankk youuu
I’ll feed you to a bird
hard swallow
I hope you’ve enjoyed your time in the streets of discordia
Slop sword
pale fossil
Slop sword
ok slop profile pic
muted spade
indigo hare
Slop sword
I’ll invite you back so I can remove you again
manic grail
POV you running away from HS
pretty much
indigo hare
You mean the female protagonist of the South Korean zombie apocalypse series All of Us Are Dead, portrayed by actress Park Ji-hu. A kind and resourceful student at Hyosan High School, who is the daughter of a firefighter and uses survival skills taught by her father to navigate the zombie outbreak alongside her childhood best friend, Lee Cheong-san, with whom she develops a mutual romance?
plain scroll
Moai reminds me of a stinky person
manic grail
Anyone not playing halfsword for 12 hours straight, starting in the next 5 minut...
i probably will end up playing again damnit
indigo hare
Moai reminds me of a stinky person
Trying my best to emulate you
plain scroll
Trying my best to emulate you
drowsy finch
I’ll feed you to a bird
I have to shoot you with a tau cannon now
indigo hare
I have to shoot you with a tau cannon now
Ok but I’m gonna complain an unbearable amount
drowsy finch
Ok but I’m gonna complain an unbearable amount
U already do!!!
gloomy urchin
RAHH
indigo hare
U already do!!!
🖕 😡 🖕
gloomy urchin
does a cool ass backflip
pearl coral
hi
atomic mistBOT
pearl coral
no way bro they on Slums
drowsy finch
no way bro they on Slums
THIS is optimization
pearl coral
i come down with bronchitis the one day that we're gonna have an awesome cajun food party in french class
pearl coral
hi
random lion
BeamNG is evil, bumped into a rock earlier and screwed up my steering
Overcompensated here and uhhh
pearl coral
i come down with bronchitis the one day that we're gonna have an awesome cajun f...
ive literally only been sick over HOLIDAYS the past like 6 months
didnt even get to have christmas breh
random lion
i come down with bronchitis the one day that we're gonna have an awesome cajun f...
Dude thats so real
Sickness when cool stuff happens
pallid sigil
how to get stronger
random lion
how to get stronger
Draining stamina will slowly increase muscle mass.
- heavier gear you use increases the gain.
pallid sigil
Draining stamina will slowly increase muscle mass.
im not seeing any imporovments
random lion
im not seeing any imporovments
It's slow, there is also a cap.
pallid sigil
o
random lion
I only reached max mass at around knight or lord.
indigo hare
i come down with bronchitis the one day that we're gonna have an awesome cajun f...
One time I had some issues with my stomach and had to eat super plain, neutral food for an entire week. Of course Thats was the week my parents decided to order food which they never ever did, cook some fancy lobster and steak meals, and just go all out on eating for the week. I never felt more hated 😔
pallid sigil
im lord and still the same as i was when i began
random lion
im lord and still the same as i was when i began
What is your character's mass.
pallid sigil
What is your character's mass.
85
pallid sigil
right
pallid sigil
o
random lion
My max was 91kg because my character was taller.
drifting stirrup
@gloomy urchin
drifting stirrup
Jesus how many terrorists are in that game?
indigo hare
Yes
random lion
The salami lid
drifting stirrup
The salami lid
Won’t fit (it won’t fit)
gloomy urchin
i didnt like cyberpunk but now i miss it
random lion
Won’t fit (it won’t fit)
So the salami lid ain't gonna fit
gloomy urchin
alr im off to bed goobnight everynyapony
drifting stirrup
alr im off to bed goobnight everynyapony
Sweet dreams Twinjamin Franklin ❤️
pearl coral
sword in march
pale fossil
One time I had some issues with my stomach and had to eat super plain, neutral f...
inferior genetics