me
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
scenic shuttle
crystal granite
3rd party ticket system suffered a breach
vestal eagle
I'm going to be so honest bro, Bad Bunny looks like such a goofy little goober
scenic shuttle
@vestal eagle knock knock
vestal eagle
<@1460711455895589055> knock knock
Whos there
scenic shuttle
bzzzzz
vestal eagle
bzzzzz who
scenic shuttle
tank engine sound " bzzzzz "
vestal eagle
tank engine sound " bzzzzz "
My bad bro I'm just such a stupid, slow chud
scenic shuttle
cunning mist
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rigid stream
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Dude what
cunning mist
Dude what
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rigid stream
Uhhh
tepid field
Discord is implementing face id stuff
rigid stream
Im either being trolled or his message is not showing to me
cunning mist
sand lotus
no way
cunning mist
Nah I'm just joking
sand lotus
Nah I'm just joking
god dammit, cant believe i fell for that
rigid stream
I even got my diaper on😥
cunning mist
-# hehe
cunning mist
I'll send it
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uh
sand lotus
exotic hemlock
sand lotus
ohhh nevermind I got it now
exotic hemlock
When will skibi toilet collab happen
sand lotus
-# 8 there we go
mellow geyser
i woke up handsome again, ts getting ridiculous
pine hawk
mellow geyser
nice
heady jetty
Salutations
atomic mistBOT
frail pewter
is this game coop? ive seen videos of people playing together but is it literal split screen?
restive trench
is this game coop? ive seen videos of people playing together but is it literal ...
yes
you gotta connect a controller for the 2nd person
you can get it using freeplay
frail pewter
oh ok they should make it coop
frail pewter
it is though..??
oh i thought u meant it has to be on the same pc and not u can invite a friend
restive trench
oh i thought u meant it has to be on the same pc and not u can invite a friend
you can invite them using steam remote play
frail pewter
you can invite them using steam remote play
ahhhhhh ok thanks
restive trench
if steam remote play doesnt work try parsec
restive trench
glad pendant
ty!
restive trench
sadly no background
glad pendant
perfect
flat widget
No background is amazing
restive trench
here is the source: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1voLbkjZN3zcJpMgyzQccld3xPJbyGZr5
restive trench
here is the source: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1voLbkjZN3zcJpMgyzQcc...
the public press kit is pinned in #halfsword-chat-⚔
this is also available
dusk tendon
Is half sword still optimized bad or have they fixed it?
restive trench
Is half sword still optimized bad or have they fixed it?
right now the optimizations are better yeah
my pc is below minimum specs and i can run it fine on low settings
of course im not getting 60 fps but its playable
dusk tendon
I have a 4090 is that good for it
restive trench
yeah really good
slow wave
I have a 4090 is that good for it
I’m playing on a 4060 I can play on high graphics with around 80 frames
restive trench
you can even use dlss to boost your performance
though one map you might get worse performance in is slums
its still good
but not as good as others
barren flint
5070 ti struggling on forest map is peak
restive trench
5070 ti struggling on forest map is peak
turn down foliage
barren flint
all on medium, dlss seems to forget to exist sometimes, escape and options fixes it
restive trench
all on medium, dlss seems to forget to exist sometimes, escape and options fixes...
yeah, there is a problem currently if you press save it disables dlss
restive trench
to avoid it dont press save after changing the settings
it still gets saved so dw
unreal bay
glad pendant
Is half sword still optimized bad or have they fixed it?
im getting awesome performance on a 9060xt 16gb with settings all high/epic
blood turned down a bit
stuck isle
lost sapphire
am i the only one whos game was running better before updates?
rigid stream
How to get money for half sword tutorial pls
That doesnt include getting a job
Ew
real osprey
Never give up on begging
hybrid granite
Never give up on begging
20 bucks 💔
lost sapphire
hybrid granite
Use the money from your commisions
Half sword aint much
Wait your shit kinda good
Like the models
pearl depot
imagine people paying for commission 🪦
lost sapphire
its not me begging, i already got it
restive trench
Use the money from your commisions
he's not the one begging lmfao
lost sapphire
Wait your shit kinda good
thanks though ❤️
wanton portal
he's not the one begging lmfao
miscommunication is a wonder
real osprey
20 bucks 💔
20 bucks is alots that like a month of rent if u live in a tent
wanton portal
20 bucks is alots that like a month of rent if u live in a tent
bars
also
its that not that deep
20 bucks isnt going to stop you from paying your dying grandmothers hospital bill
lost sapphire
My dogs a bum and wont get a job to help
some dogs earn more than most of us tbh
sweet plaza
My dogs a bum and wont get a job to help
Withhold treats until the the dog finds one. U shud be supportive and help him write his cv
real osprey
some dogs earn more than most of us tbh
Exactly, thats why my dog needs to stop being lazy
lost sapphire
i saw some famous dogs on social media, getting sponsors and shi
real osprey
Withhold treats until the the dog finds one. U shud be supportive and help him w...
This things not getting treats
Look at her ugly
And bald
Shes only good at pulling other dogs
somber jay
real osprey
Shes only good at being a vrchat avatar
real osprey
ethernet btw
lost sapphire
are you german?
gloomy urchin
ethernet btw
how is this bad
real osprey
are you german?
britsh
lost sapphire
oh okay, i got friends from germany they all got bad internet
real osprey
i wonder what would download quicker half sword or the entire mainline mgs games
probably half sword but not by much
only because of the headstart
crude cove
Clipped this on Release day and forgot about it
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m1AjWHCVG8aUyhVUD?invite=cr-MSxGWk4sODM4MDE3OTQ&v=8
real osprey
Clipped this on Release day and forgot about it
https://medal.tv/games/half-s...
what the fuck
wanton portal
Clipped this on Release day and forgot about it
https://medal.tv/games/half-s...
omg so unrealistic!!!
Halfsword: NOT recommended
crude cove
what the fuck
lol
crude cove
omg so unrealistic!!!
Halfsword: NOT recommended
this is what i love about EA games
finding jank thats still fun
real osprey
crystal granite
Clipped this on Release day and forgot about it
https://medal.tv/games/half-s...
goated fps
crude cove
goated fps
Its really pushing my AMD RX 6700
but it holds up
plus the game runs better now compared to launch day
crystal granite
tried doing an alley riot on high settings with a desktop 3060
ran at a smooth 5 fps
crude cove
yeah its not perfect, but i still blame it on hardware, not the game
plain scroll
Try resaving your graphics settings. Ive noticed if i resave sometimes i get more frames
static ermine
Hey, does anyone have a problem of their armor pieces disappearing when equipping/unequipping stuff?
hybrid granite
he's not the one begging lmfao
Damn just noticed
hybrid granite
ran at a smooth 5 fps
My 1050 runs better 😭
atomic mistBOT
ebon island
question: does your character gain muscle in the training thing or only through fights?
hybrid granite
question: does your character gain muscle in the training thing or only through ...
Both iirc
ebon island
oh sweet
so if i just swing my mace a shi ton in training ill get stronger?
i kinda made the end of my mace too heavy and unwieldy 😂
white prawn
i kinda made the end of my mace too heavy and unwieldy 😂
if it's indeed too heavy maybe it's better that you just make a new mace that's actually weldable
ebon island
if it's indeed too heavy maybe it's better that you just make a new mace that's ...
yeah im kinda broke tho 😂
white prawn
try stealing normal maces and see how a good mace swings
ebon island
try stealing normal maces and see how a good mace swings
(i havent passed the first teir)
white prawn
(i havent passed the first teir)
okay then try stealing a hammer
they're fairly similar
you can just loot it from the slums too
sometimes slums have loot across the bridge
just take that loot
ebon island
okay then try stealing a hammer
just stole a small sword from the tournement
i think im set now
btw- whats the button to wear armour? atm it just goes into my hand and i cant figure it out
i cant see a keybind for it
white prawn
btw- whats the button to wear armour? atm it just goes into my hand and i cant f...
hold e or q
ebon island
hold e or q
ah thnks
white prawn
depends on what arm you picked up the armor with
ebon island
depends on what arm you picked up the armor with
sweet, thanks mate
white prawn
I'm going to try to shower whilst trying my best to not damage my new spider friends
ebon island
I'm going to try to shower whilst trying my best to not damage my new spider fri...
lol
lost field
Well well well guys
Time for face verification
I hope half sword helps us go around it with a new smilley willy feature
lime harness
asid Cicero, Barbus has to be the best companion in skyrim (talking dog, that you sadly can't really keep as a companion unless you ignore the quest)
frosty stratus
guys how hype are yall for today's hotfix
unless its a content update hopefully idk
hybrid granite
I'm going to try to shower whilst trying my best to not damage my new spider fri...
Which friends
Dont kill them
hybrid granite
guys how hype are yall for today's hotfix
Pretty hype cause i get a few more fps on slums and forest every update
idle crest
asid Cicero, Barbus has to be the best companion in skyrim (talking dog, that yo...
I only do that shit with the skeleton key ngl
stuck hollow
whuh
lime harness
I only do that shit with the skeleton key ngl
ye, do you enjoy cicero as a follower
they are literally the only reason I do the dark brotherhood questline lmao
idle crest
ye, do you enjoy cicero as a follower
they are literally the only reason I do t...
Not even close to fucking true lmao, could you be more wrong?
The main and only reason to do the dark brotherhood quest is to watch in glee the glimmer of life in astrids eyes fades away as she lies withered and charred on the floor, wallowing in the consequences of her actions.
All my homies hate Astrid
prisma musk
guys how hype are yall for today's hotfix
When is it coming.
lime harness
Not even close to fucking true lmao, could you be more wrong?
The main and only...
ah XD
neat valley
welp there's a cobweb in my bathroom
can you grab it and like hit enemies with it
like in the sword
short for half sword btw
gleaming ermine
I swear i had a level
i ated it
remote crater
There's this thought in my head and it won't go away
Its telling me to pick up a knife and stab my throat
alpine wedge
btw that might hurt so be careful
gleaming ermine
https://tenor.com/view/klassny-klassni-klassny-klassni-kot-gif-15764074524754019...
atomic mistBOT
edgy briar
drowsy finch
unborn kayak
white prawn
Its telling me to pick up a knife and stab my throat
huh what don't do it
https://tenor.com/view/love-yourself-self-love-computer-duh-duh-drake-laptop-gif-7513248789473415085
wet zinc
Can people dm me their fashion so i can draw it?
ashen iron
Yo guys is there a way to get my stuff back? For some reason most of my baron set disappeared even tho it was insured 😭
honest reef
I dunno man
marsh hearth
Anybody know how to get remote play to work
rich lantern
Yo guys is there a way to get my stuff back? For some reason most of my baron se...
does it seem like your save was set back a bit?
or did you die?
ashen iron
does it seem like your save was set back a bit?
I haven't died
it looks like it was set back yea
rich lantern
I haven't died
do you know how to access your game save in files?
ashen iron
do you know how to access your game save in files?
yea i have a good idea
rich lantern
yea i have a good idea
right click on your GameProgress > properties > other versions. it MAY be possible to salvage but im not entirely sure
make a copy before doing any of that though
ashen iron
right click on your GameProgress > properties > other versions. it MAY be possib...
wait where is game progress located
if yk
rich lantern
and if it does not work, i would consider making a copy of your save AFTER piecing baron set together
ashen iron
and if it does not work, i would consider making a copy of your save AFTER pieci...
good idea
rich lantern
wait where is game progress located
Windows + R > %localappdata% > Half Sword UE5 > saves > saved games > GameProgress.sav (or GameProgress)
lime harness
hey uhh, ghosts
I think I found out what happened to your kid, how do I explain they got mauled by a pack of wolves
rich lantern
hey uhh, ghosts
I think I found out what happened to your kid, how do I explain...
thats a name i havent seen in a while. how yah doin?
drowsy finch
hey uhh, ghosts
I think I found out what happened to your kid, how do I explain...
He had a sword, why didn’t he just kill them?
lime harness
thats a name i havent seen in a while. how yah doin?
doing good, doing skyrim stuff lol
wishin I had some cash lmao
u?
lime harness
He had a sword, why didn’t he just kill them?
it's a wooden sword lmao
balmy jay
it's a wooden sword lmao
sounds like excuses to me
lime harness
XD
rich lantern
u?
pretty good, been learning to move like m00 with the poleaxes. (im not even close)
drowsy finch
it's a wooden sword lmao
2 damage is still damage!
gloomy urchin
i js finished z.a.t.o
rich lantern
this is what i get for showing off...
gloomy urchin
i recommend
kinda didnt like the abstract idea even after explanation in the review but the novela itself is nice
drowsy finch
Chat why is youtube trying to sell me this
karmic coral
anyone know how to make it kbm va kbm in split screen?
cyan oak
Chat why is youtube trying to sell me this
What, i thought this game only has melee weapon?
drowsy finch
you call it ai
No I don’t
gloomy urchin
what do u call it
drowsy finch
:(
drowsy finch
what do u call it
Something else, buddy!
gloomy urchin
ohh
thats a platfrom though
we're talking about algorithm
which is mass scale auto corrector refined into video data extractor
orchid sorrel
lowk waiting for whole sword
gleaming ermine
No
cerulean nacelle
open kayak
lmao took out the baron in 1 hit
ashen iron
Windows + R > %localappdata% > Half Sword UE5 > saves > saved games > GameProgre...
didnt find nun. Downloaded a save with a baron set from nexus
rich lantern
didnt find nun. Downloaded a save with a baron set from nexus
That works too. That sucks about your save man 🙁
tawny gale
1980s-2010 Mercedes Benz 🤤🤤
raven ore
ben
sly crane
When is full sword coming out?
frail shoal
neon pivot
atomic mistBOT
opal sigil
nerf the poop river 😭 https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m5GuT5AvOrp2-l8Hf?invite=cr-MSxZbmUsNDUzMjYzOA&v=8
i put ONE foot down
silent jolt
nerf the poop river 😭 https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m5GuT5AvOrp2-l8Hf...
you should contract illness from falling in that
opal sigil
autism representation in half sword!! my character has sensory issues so he goes limp from the feel of the mud in his toes
LOL
primal thorn
life when you do everything right
wanton portal
I wanna break rule number 2 so bad
wanton portal
life when you do everything right
fierce hearth
could you hypothetically make sukuna by just having a large invisible sword with no weight that can be one handed
opal sigil
I wanna break rule number 2 so bad
why does bro want to be politic for no apparent reason
low cloak
naive walrus
i thought half sword enhancer wasnt a virus
plain scroll
autism representation in half sword!! my character has sensory issues so he goes...
Its not just mud. If you look on the wall you will find it is something else 
wanton portal
why does bro want to be politic for no apparent reason
politcs boring
religion on the other hand
opal sigil
Its not just mud. If you look on the wall you will find it is something else <:p...
first message was ''nerf the poop river'' 
opal sigil
sorry for the emoji i wanted to put one of a nerd pointing his finger up but that one was funnier
plain scroll
sorry for the emoji i wanted to put one of a nerd pointing his finger up but tha...
I forgive even if i will cry tonight
opal sigil
https://tenor.com/view/gulp-cat-gif-27257259
KI Y 
opal sigil
I forgive even if i will cry tonight
i weep for thee
plain scroll
opal sigil
WHY AM I LAGGING ON ALLEY HELLO???
gloomy urchin
meow
opal sigil
meow
gloomy urchin
hiss
plain scroll
WHY AM I LAGGING ON ALLEY HELLO???
Try resaving your settings. Ive noticed if i resave my settings it doubles my frame rate
gloomy urchin
these optimization tricks are getting out of hand
plain scroll
these optimization tricks are getting out of hand
This is like the simplest on tbf. Hopefully devs make the save permanent 
ancient parrot
This is like the simplest on tbf. Hopefully devs make the save permanent <:frogg...
Any other optimization tricks?
opal sigil
go in ur files or something and turn on dynamic resolution
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/gulp-cat-gif-27257259
Mantic look what I have
ancient parrot
go in ur files or something and turn on dynamic resolution
What files?
plain scroll
Mantic look what I have
ominous evil curse
wanton portal
Mantic look what I have
egyptian thingies
drowsy finch
ominous evil curse
Dw its just a rich boy flexing on all the 2500bc brokies
plain scroll
Could this be the back story of how Rali became Evil Rali :0
drowsy finch
egyptian thingies
Wrong Wrong Wrong!
drowsy finch
Could this be the back story of how Rali became Evil Rali :0
Its not a fucking curse !!!!
plain scroll
Its not a fucking curse !!!!
Thats what all curse doers say
gloomy urchin
rali is evil wizard confirmed
drowsy finch
Thats what all curse doers say
Its just John Richman going “i got more ox than u brokies 🥱”
gloomy urchin
hmm
but if ur evil wizard thats what you'd want me to believe
nice try ominous wizard man
hoary oxide
I am ready for apocalypse
idle crest
I am ready for apocalypse
January 1st, woke up on the floor by a table like that looked very similar lol
hoary oxide
Left 4 dead 2
No its minecraft actually
I had to kill james thompson the 4th after he got bitten twice. Sad but he at least he got to overdose sleeping pills and alcohol
drowsy finch
I am ready for apocalypse
Just wait till I get on my puter
true herald
I got to the lord rank last night
true herald
I’m gonna dox ur ass
idle crest
I got to the lord rank last night
How do I get that by my name? Do I need nitro or something?
hoary oxide
I know exactly where EVERYTHING is
Its the farm near fallas lake. I got nothing to hide i just like that base location
drowsy finch
How do I get that by my name? Do I need nitro or something?
How’s EA treating u 
true herald
How do I get that by my name? Do I need nitro or something?
No you go to your profile and you'll see tags
drowsy finch
Its the farm near fallas lake. I got nothing to hide i just like that base locat...
Way to spoil it :(
Interiors are nigh on impossible anywho
Its fine i dont even give a fuck its fine 
dusky hazel
theres a ufo in the lagmap
hoary oxide
Way to spoil it :(
I don't need to be doxed in pz. I know where i live
drowsy finch
theres a ufo in the lagmap
M00 reference
dusky hazel
M00 reference
am i Nissin something
drowsy finch
am i Nissin something
Yeag
Ur not an original gangster like me
I’ve been here since 2003
dusky hazel
did the ufo appear somewhere in M00's vidoes or what
wanton portal
https://tenor.com/view/depression-gif-18185912
sadboy
dusky hazel
Fih
small spoke
I’ve been here since 2003
Grandma
plain scroll
theres a ufo in the lagmap
There is one on alley too
drowsy finch
Drinky guy
dusky hazel
There is one on alley too
how do they reference m00 tho
drowsy finch
how do they reference m00 tho
plain scroll
how do they reference m00 tho
He has an old short where willie gets beamed in from a UFO but idk if they are actually m00 references
dusky hazel
He has an old short where willie gets beamed in from a UFO but idk if they are a...
oh
idle crest
How’s EA treating u <:dune_stare:1405579284789199012>
I seem to be able to run it on medium fine, high is playable but the framerate is just about low enough for me to prefer medium. I’m using a computer that was quite high end in 2019, with a 3840x1440p screen.
I’d say from the perspective of a 3d artist for games, the game runs very well considering the massive glaring problems with mesh optimisation etc.
drowsy finch
He has an old short where willie gets beamed in from a UFO but idk if they are a...
Don’t let these newer generationals acquire Nobility’s Ball Intellect
plain scroll
Don’t let these newer generationals acquire Nobility’s Ball Intellect
Dont worry. we all know the UFOs actually contain funglings
gloomy urchin
drowsy finch
I seem to be able to run it on medium fine, high is playable but the framerate i...
Medium is a really good spot to be. I’m not one to really care about graffickss thoo
So the optimization is no biggy for me as it stands, as someone with a newer laptop
I’m a big fan of the new handling
little snow
game try not to run like shit(impossible)
small spoke
the fungus saving earth from aliens
lime harness
oh boy I can't wait to be the best father ever!
(going to abandon them for the next 3 months at home with an ork in steel armor and 5 plantation workers)
drowsy finch
I made such a beautifully weighted and balanced billhook the other day
The billhook really is the best
The hafted is fucking INSANE but it lacks leverage
That being said I could do the lord’s tourney with minimal issue
with the hafted
gloomy urchin
whar about poleaxe
idle crest
So the optimization is no biggy for me as it stands, as someone with a newer lap...
Given the nature of the game, it could be far better optimised than it is, I’m talkin huge glaring issues, but I’m surprised the game runs as well as it does given what problems it does have
drowsy finch
whar about poleaxe
Billhook
gloomy urchin
seems like a solid weapon for me
drowsy finch
Given the nature of the game, it could be far better optimised than it is, I’m t...
Hopefully it gets fixed soonsies!!!
gloomy urchin
poleaxe allows you to cut with insane force while still knocking out in like 2 hits
billhook is just... long
plain scroll
billhook can be short if you make it short
gloomy urchin
billhook can be short if you make it short
then its a bad billhook
drowsy finch
billhook can be short if you make it short
This too
gloomy urchin
why would u need a short billhook
plain scroll
why would u need a short billhook
Because i wanted a short one.
drowsy finch
billhook is just... long
It’s the goatt
wanton portal
why would u need a short billhook
question
why is it called a billhook
instead of just a hook
gloomy urchin
cuz hook sounds boring
wanton portal
ok but where did bill come from
idle crest
Hopefully it gets fixed soonsies!!!
The problem is that these aren’t issues that occur early in development. These are issues that, if they occur at all in development, it speaks to a lack of experience for the development team in general.
Im not sure how likely the developers would be to notice these problems if they allowed them to ever exist in the first place.
hoary oxide
ok but where did bill come from
maybe some guy named bill made it
wanton portal
maybe some guy named bill made it
man...
Bill sounds dumb
just call yourself Will
Willhook
I will hook
with my billhook
plain scroll
why is it called a billhook
Bill is another name for a birds beak and they sometimes look like bird beaks 
wanton portal
Bill is another name for a birds beak and they sometimes look like bird beaks <:...
sometimes?
mystic marlin
i got really high yesterday and realized you can straight up strip people naked down to they underwear and like some people are probably doing terrible things to the poor peoples of half sword
plain scroll
sometimes?
You can get some funky looking billhooks
drowsy finch
ok but where did bill come from
Because it has a bill
dusky hazel
guys its the guy from half sword
small spoke
The problem is that these aren’t issues that occur early in development. These a...
It's a indie studio and if i recall the devs have said this is their first game so it could be because of that
gloomy urchin
i got really high yesterday and realized you can straight up strip people naked ...
please dont do any more drugs
mystic marlin
if you grab someone who is surrendering and hold the grab button like you’re unsheathing, it will instead undress them
drowsy finch
The problem is that these aren’t issues that occur early in development. These a...
Spam feedbacks that talk about one specifically
Like one issue per feedback
idle crest
Spam feedbacks that talk about one specifically
It would literally be easier for me to fix them myself.
wanton portal
It would literally be easier for me to fix them myself.
you're going to fix the developers?
drowsy finch
I noticed that your guy will go out of breath if you just hold his sword to the ground
wanton portal
I noticed that your guy will go out of breath if you just hold his sword to the ...
sword too heavy
idle crest
you're going to fix the developers?
Yeah man. Totally that.
wanton portal
Yeah man. Totally that.
wow... you're so cool
mystic marlin
please dont do any more drugs
like you can pick them up by the hips and like pull them to your hips and they like screaming 😱 “AUUUUAGHH AUUGHH” and like ok i have to put you down this is inappropriate
but some people probably use this game inappropriately
small spoke
like you can pick them up by the hips and like pull them to your hips and they l...
I guess bro?
drowsy finch
sword too heavy
I completely minned its weight 
wanton portal
bros speaking from experience
who is
small spoke
who is
The guy giving details on how he stripped willies and picked them up by the hips
wanton portal
he's blocked for me
what he say
wanton portal
The guy giving details on how he stripped willies and picked them up by the hips
what
small spoke
gloomy urchin
ts better be warnable
small spoke
I'm sure it's not
wanton portal
ok I had a good reason to block them
small spoke
People post so much worse and say so much worse about willies without problem 😭
opal sigil
is this tuff or no
wanton portal
is this tuff or no
signal pivot
s...s...s.iix..... six....
opal sigil
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232093934197543042/1344643534573146183/u...
oh
yay
signal pivot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232093934197543042/1344643534573146183/u...
yo i got that gif too
small spoke
-# a bit of a overreaction
wanton portal
s...s...s.iix..... six....
mystic marlin
People post so much worse and say so much worse about willies without problem 😭
the mods literally share willy feet pics
small spoke
-# a bit of a overreaction
People say and post way worse shit without even being told to stop
signal pivot
https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ball-lick-bowling-ball-big-lebowski-gif-8202424
that shit NASTY
hundreds of hands and do you know that they oil those lanes? Tsk.
opal sigil
like you can pick them up by the hips and like pull them to your hips and they l...
try getting on a brawl, looking down at the floor and spamming left right click
wanton portal
that shit NASTY
hundreds of hands and do you know that they oil those lanes? Tsk...
what
they do?
small spoke
what he said is not that bad or something mods would care about so relax a little 😭
mystic marlin
you do not have the right to judge me for undressing willies
wanton portal
I thought they just oil the balls themselves
little snow
if only halfsword ran
signal pivot
thats why you cant walk on the lanes
signal pivot
thats why you cant walk on the lanes
slip hazard
wanton portal
thats why you cant walk on the lanes
you can
you just gotta hit your shot before you get banned from the joint
little snow
signal pivot
dont kink shame smh
signal pivot
you can
you just gotta hit your shot before you get banned from the joint
true
little snow
yeah what the fuck is this chat
wanton portal
dont kink shame smh
we DONT listen and WE judge
signal pivot
yeah what the fuck is this chat
ive seen worse.
wanton portal
how do I make willie stab himself
signal pivot
how do I make willie stab himself
you make him stab himself
small spoke
Son
hazy agate
there's a mobile game that took half sword footage
mystic marlin
it’s not assault it was a consensual riot extermination
violet ore
bet
gloomy urchin
no
they prolly know about it
its been said a few times
fym they dont you dont know that
plain scroll
They already know about it
gloomy urchin
if u want it to get attention you modmail
plain scroll
The legal team is working their magic
gloomy urchin
they have legal team?
plain scroll
they have legal team?
game seer
gloomy urchin
ah ok
mystic marlin
i heard if you undress willy and place him in the middle of the cellar circle and stab him in the willy as a sacrifice to God Half Sword, good luck will be bestowed upon ye.
gloomy urchin
can we kill him
mystic marlin
can we kill him
he has to be alive until you stab his willy
frosty stratus
WHEN NEXT PATCH IK ITS TODAY
awwww
r they switching back to the 3-day-per-patch thing?
fkuck
mystic marlin
gross i would never do this to willie
opal sigil
i heard if you undress willy and place him in the middle of the cellar circle an...
ill try this
hazy agate
lawyer Willie
dusky hazel
i bathed my blade in the baghstaghrd's blood
hoary oxide
Im starting to like the crossbow more
dusky hazel
do i look like him
dusky hazel
Im starting to like the crossbow more
if you could know where how to aim ti wouldve been much cooler
covert zephyr
devs fix split screen progression please 🙁
hoary oxide
if you could know where how to aim ti wouldve been much cooler
I just aim lower than the crossbow and hit most of the time
oblique crane
So... After upgrading from 1660 Super to RTX5070 I can finally play in 60 FPS. Yay?
covert zephyr
can yall go like my bug post for split screen please 🙂
opal sigil
So... After upgrading from 1660 Super to RTX5070 I can finally play in 60 FPS. Y...
you upgraded your pc so you could play early access half sword?
crisp gorge
i have built both the most dangerous and least deadly weapon in halfsword
a poleaxe with all its weight in the head
if youve got a helmet on your taking a nap
if you dont, hope you like daffodils
ashen iron
LOL
oblique crane
you upgraded your pc so you could play early access half sword?
Well it wasn't just for Half Sword but I tested it as well lol
opal sigil
nice
gloomy crest
hi
opal sigil
i had that bug once
then never again
i think i changed a setting
the clouds
visual glitch
nvm
ig
u can see the clouds thru the walls on 2nd screen
balmy jay
So... After upgrading from 1660 Super to RTX5070 I can finally play in 60 FPS. Y...
Upgrading your GPU in this economy? I'm jealous
atomic mistBOT
primal roost
120 here
frozen bloom
I sent it to you
primal roost
what settings
sacred briar
floating knight boss
thorn helm
does anyone thinks that after physics hotfix blood looks cartoony too?
ashen iron
Does anyone know what r these for?
frosty stratus
Does anyone know what r these for?
idk
hoary oxide
Does anyone know what r these for?
the pouch is for the quiver i think the rest idk
viral pivot
Does anyone know what r these for?
future updates
primal roost
wow you're old
drowsy finch
wow you're old
small spoke
I think the an iq too high version is much more accurate
drowsy finch
I think the an iq too high version is much more accurate
You’re not a reliable source bub, for it is your iq being questioned.
small spoke
You’re not a reliable source bub, for it is your iq being questioned.
you're not reliable In general bub
agile oar
Man the higher tier flail is OP. I just breezed straight through the Militia tier
drowsy finch
you're not reliable In general bub
YEA I AM :(
small spoke
YEA I AM :(
Hi :( I'm nic
drowsy finch
Man the higher tier flail is OP. I just breezed straight through the Militia tie...
It stops being good whenever heavier armor is introduced
idle crest
lol so you can keep the large candelabras from the abyss...
drowsy finch
Hi :( I'm nic
Shut up, nicotine.
small spoke
drowsy finch
lol so you can keep the large candelabras from the abyss...
Can I beat Half Sword with ONLY Abyss weapons?
drowsy finch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252586517948272650/1419190378556555384/t...
That’s a cat, sill.
agile oar
It stops being good whenever heavier armor is introduced
I’m at the man at arms tier rn and had to ditch it… for a Plancon 
idle crest
Can I beat Half Sword with ONLY Abyss weapons?
"can i beat half sword with one of the best weapons in the game?"
small spoke
That’s a cat, sill.
what the fucks a cat sill
drowsy finch
I’m at the man at arms tier rn and had to ditch it… for a Plancon <:shrugtroll:1...
Just wait ‘till you get a well balanced billhook!
agile oar
Do yall know where to find the OG pitchfork?
small spoke
Do yall know where to find the OG pitchfork?
under there
small spoke
Under.. where?
made you say underwear
small spoke
drowsy finch
"can i beat half sword with one of the best weapons in the game?"
That doesn’t sound nearly as suspenseful
idle crest
i could probably fight god and win if i had a large candelabra
agile oar
drowsy finch
what the fucks a cat sill
There’s a comma there. You are a pseudo-linguist and I HATE you.
GRAHHH
drowsy finch
i could probably fight god and win if i had a large candelabra
No u have to pretend its bad for youtube
small spoke
There’s a comma there. You are a pseudo-linguist and I HATE you.
jokes on you I don't know what a psuedo linguist is
random lion
I am here to post stuff unrelated to the conversation
honest oak
agile oar
Can I beat halfsword with no armor, no weapons, max enemy health, max player damage, no balls, no pride, no money, no friends, no future, no happiness
small spoke
I am here to post stuff unrelated to the conversation
is this a accurate vr game about sniper rifles
random lion
Can I beat halfsword with no armor, no weapons, max enemy health, max player dam...
Beating halfsword no happiness and money was my playthrough.
south tangle
halfsword speedrun no happiness any%
drowsy finch
jokes on you I don't know what a psuedo linguist is
Joke**’s on you,** I don’t know what a pseudo**-linguist is.**
agile oar
A lose on first blood option would be neat
random lion
is this a accurate vr game about sniper rifles
It's a game about guns, not just marksmansip.
Hotdogs Horseshoes and Handgrenades, it's only for PCVR.
small spoke
It's a game about guns, not just marksmansip.
Hotdogs Horseshoes and Handgrenade...
interesting game I'd test it out if I had a VR headset
small spoke
At least I’m literate !!!
hi literate !!! I'm nic
agile oar
Willy needs a Handgonne
drowsy finch
halfsword speedrun no happiness any%
Thats just the community😭
small spoke
Willy needs a Handgonne
so true king so true
hoary oxide
drowsy finch
hi literate !!! I'm nic
Names are capitalized 
agile oar
so true king so true
Of burgundy
looks inside
Romanian
south tangle
im one in a krillion
random lion
interesting game I'd test it out if I had a VR headset
It's worth it, the ballistics are very accurate and the guns feel good.
indigo hare
Of burgundy
>looks inside
>Romanian
Burgundy, Romania
agile oar
Burgundy, Romania
small spoke
Of burgundy
>looks inside
>Romanian
its not because I'm from the french or Netherland burgundy its because someone else was named duke of burgundy and he left and he told me I can take his title or whatever
agile oar
Smh
small spoke
agile oar
Romanian colonization of burgundy
small spoke
lmao real
drowsy finch
im different
We’re different :3
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/michiru-bna-happy-gif-9229812350499056982
holy shit
drowsy finch
Nic I didnt know u were roman
south tangle
We’re different :3
small spoke
Nic I didnt know u were roman
yes I am the last roman citizen
drowsy finch
yes I am the last roman citizen
Do you worship Caesar ?
small spoke
Do you worship Caesar ?
Yes
agile oar
No season 2 of bna 😔
south tangle
MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH
DUDE I WAS JUST PLAYING ON CYBERSTAN A COUPLE MINUTES AGO IT IS CRAZY
agile oar
I’m going to eat super earth
south tangle
Did you not know
small spoke
I've been out of the loop for a while
drowsy finch
DUDE I WAS JUST PLAYING ON CYBERSTAN A COUPLE MINUTES AGO IT IS CRAZY
I haven’t had time to yet
small spoke
What the hell
south tangle
We are in the clanker capital
drowsy finch
I want to liberate those machines so they can serve democracy instead of evil traitors
small spoke
I feel like redownloading it but I know I'd eventually play it for 2 days and stop playing and uninstall after a week
most of the new content is locked behind warbands and I'm not trying to mindlessly grind anymore
agile oar
Half sword is the only game I’ve actually been able to come back to for a few years now
small spoke
He is evil
Hypocrite
south tangle
Uncle Sam vs Cyber Stan
agile oar
Cyberstan…. Kazakhstan true successor??
small spoke
Did they add anything that doesn't involve grinding mindlessly for super credits
south tangle
specifically the cyborgs from the first game
small spoke
wait what
south tangle
yes they are back
small spoke
What does the Constitution have attached to it in Helldivers 2?
Bayonet
drowsy finch
specifically the cyborgs from the first game
We have to liberate the Automatons from the Cyborgs!
small spoke
the automations are evil as shit aren't they
spark quartz
the automations are evil as shit aren't they
Well well well if it isnt nic
drowsy finch
the automations are evil as shit aren't they
Thats the cyborgs not the automatons
Thats like blaming a gun for killing people
ember jacinth
still no hotfix???? yea im crashing out
small spoke
Well well well if it isnt nic
Well well well if it isn't silly something
spark quartz
Well well well if it isn't silly something
awful
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-krabby-patty-smug-spongebob-squarepan...
fuck ts mean
agile oar
30 fps is completely playable for me
drowsy finch
I have 80FPS
agile oar
On my- HOLY SHIT IS THAT SPAMTON
placid marten
yes
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-krabby-patty-smug-spongebob-squarepan...
explain
small spoke
Yo mom gat a j-awful of deitz nuts
listen here buddy it's only funny when I DO it
drowsy finch
fuck ts mean
Bro forgot
untold wraith
listen here buddy it's only funny when I DO it
small spoke
Bro forgot
I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
small spoke
I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
vague post king
drowsy finch
I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
Bayonet
small spoke
What
agile oar
drowsy finch
Would you go to war if you were a pikeman?
small spoke
Bayonet <:dune_stare:1405579284789199012>
What about the bayonet
agile oar
Would you go to war if you were a pikeman?
Yes
drowsy finch
What about the bayonet
Did u repress your blunder or something
small spoke
Would you go to war if you were a pikeman?
I personally don't think I could if I was half pike half man
agile oar
William Fullsword
small spoke
Did u repress your blunder or something
i am going to stone you to death
small spoke
drowsy finch
i am going to stone you to death
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/fish-cat-tank-lots-group-gif-17631686898485614619
No perms
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694
ragebait
modern bronze
Sound it out
still not understanding bro
untold wraith
still not understanding bro
False
agile oar
Every time I do a brawl my goober spawns in ass naked
drowsy finch
Every time I do a brawl my goober spawns in ass naked
Yeah! Its a brawl!
No armor!
Just strongth
drowsy finch
still not understanding bro
modern bronze
https://klipy.com/gifs/i-couldve-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-ga...
what
im confused
untold wraith
Just strongth
bright ember
untold wraith
Silly ain't never recovering
untold wraith
Fortnite zombie
drowsy finch
@spark quartz 
drowsy finch
Fortnite zombie
We have to Fortnite Save The World!
untold wraith
<@243239405970522114> <:blunder:1353665506066038845>
SHH
I was so fat and nasty
-mike Tyson
bright ember
Fortnite zombie
Fuck off
untold wraith
vagrant fractal
oh man I'm such an idiot. I just got the baron vambraces before the update and I've been wondering why my arms keep getting sliced up so easily since the new update. I had harnesses before, and I didn't even notice cause of my tabard. I've been running around with only chainmail protecting my shoulders this entire time
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892
bright ember
vagrant fractal
Does anyone else find the balance way worse since the update though? My dude is tripping like he's chugged a 26 suddenly. I've lost knockdown matches because my guy either spawned on the ground or fell over instantly.
Also
the stamina cost for flipping your weapon is stupid and I don't like it
I want to spin my polearm around like a tibetan monk thank you very much
drowsy finch
oh man I'm such an idiot. I just got the baron vambraces before the update and I...
Baron’s armor set is kinda buns anyways
vagrant fractal
Baron’s armor set is kinda buns anyways
ya I just want to get the full set before I reset is all
drowsy finch
I want to spin my polearm around like a tibetan monk thank you very much
I find I’m perfectly capable of it still, it’s just a lot more management
Same with balance, you just gotta get used to the new strafing physics
vagrant fractal
I find I’m perfectly capable of it still, it’s just a lot more management
I might be habitually more spammy with it. Seems like a tad too much of a stam drain though.
drowsy finch
I might be habitually more spammy with it. Seems like a tad too much of a stam d...
It’s definitely something that takes getting used to 100%
vagrant fractal
Yea that's true about getting used to the physics though
drowsy finch
Like it took me a second as well
chilly isle
bro he got an extra face
vagrant fractal
it's happened every update so far
even back in the playtest
always gotta adjust
hallow monolith
bro he got an extra face
i can see his brains
drowsy finch
it's happened every update so far
That makes sense tho, they’re trying to balance polearm and swords
Since making one better seems to ruin the handling of the other
vagrant fractal
That makes sense tho, they’re trying to balance polearm and swords
makes sense just for the nature of the game too. It's all physics based so everything is slightly different when things are tweaked
not only that it was also really really common
lotsa people didn't really have stoves/ovens
exactly
peasent life wasn't very good
were basically like a slave
chilly isle
my head hurts a little
gleaming plaza
Hello! Does somebody want to help a poor student get the game on Steam? After paying for my English exam I'm almost broke. Thanks in advance!
drowsy finch
? What?
chilly isle
bro took his mask off
drowsy finch
Hello! Does somebody want to help a poor student get the game on Steam? After pa...
Get an on campus job
alpine wedge
frankenwillie
vagrant fractal
did you just watch the max miller vid on this
chilly isle
lol
vagrant fractal
I assume something very similar
makes cooking/history videosw
very good stuyff
yea
it's not all medieval
but I reccomend it
townsends is also really good but it's pretty much all 18th century
gleaming plaza
thanks brother!
waxen heart
frankenwillie
golden kayak
townsends is also really good but it's pretty much all 18th century
Always some gotdamn fish soup 🤮
vagrant fractal
this doesn't seem very democratic to me
vagrant fractal
Always some gotdamn fish soup 🤮
I mean, fish were pretty plentiful and easy to get back then...
golden kayak
I mean, fish were pretty plentiful and easy to get back then...
I’m just land locked so I’ve never been one for fish much (besides fried catfish )
golden kayak
Now pemmican I do enjoy
vagrant fractal
Never had it
golden kayak
Dried meat, berries and fat
vagrant fractal
ik what it is just never had it personally
probably would be pretty good
I like jerky
golden kayak
It’ll make you have the oil shits but it’s delicious if you like jerky
vagrant fractal
haha
golden kayak
I have some dried venison and garlic sausage in the fridge that imma have for breakfast
vagrant fractal
Seems like a waste of time arguing with an "ai" when you could be out there spreading managed democracy
vagrant fractal
can you guys unfocus your eyes on comannd
yes
signal pivot
its so weird
signal pivot
i can make myself see double
vagrant fractal
it trains you to do that well lol
spark quartz
Cyberstan missions are so much fun
golden kayak
Baby
golden kayak
that's a sausage dude
He’s just a baby
spark quartz
automatons?
Yee newest update lets us go to the automation industrial worlds
They're sick asf
Its so metal
indigo hare
Its so metal
4/10 pun
golden kayak
put that dude on a diet
He used to be skinny before I moved in with my mom, now he’s plump as hell
unreal bay
Dog
neat valley
Dog
hello my leg is stuck in the coffin door
if i leave and rejoin will i still be in the abyss
i dont wanna lose my guy
neat valley
if i leave and rejoin will i stay in the abyss
fierce hearth
gaunt shore
hello
scarlet creek
goodbye
oblique crane
Upgrading your GPU in this economy? I'm jealous
It actually had somewhat reasonable price of 67k roubles. Which is still a lot (860$ i think or so) but comparing to what I spent to upgrade my... Well pretty much WHOLE PC it's actually cheap
slate marsh
It actually had somewhat reasonable price of 67k roubles. Which is still a lot (...
5070 for 860 is outrageous
oblique crane
5070 for 860 is outrageous
Yeah but it actually lower price than I saw in Russia before supposed prices "skyrocket"
slate marsh
Yeah but it actually lower price than I saw in Russia before supposed prices "sk...
PC market is in shambles
Glad I have a solid PC so I don’t need to upgrade for a while
oblique crane
Glad I have a solid PC so I don’t need to upgrade for a while
I don't need to upgrade now either 👍
I now have something that I would've called my "Dream PC"
kindred flint
i dislocated my arm trying to grab a halberd any tips?
atomic mistBOT
hallow monolith
i dislocated my arm trying to grab a halberd any tips?
i think you can heak by just running around, idk if it works in earky access tho
oblique crane
i dislocated my arm trying to grab a halberd any tips?
Considering that you already won I suggest just moving on
fierce hearth
i cant find the tutorial to make you have huge muscle
hallow monolith
six seven
frosty stratus
He used to be skinny before I moved in with my mom, now he’s plump as hell
Well Well Well
dull notch
(Love the Kingdom Come Deliverance artwork) 🙂
bright ember
frosty stratus
CITY BOY
wicked mural
bright ember
lofty kindle
shell crater
https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-17996173991133180589
Greetings!
shell crater
How are you doing today?
bold grotto
i got the full game today and its pretty good
optimization is still not very good tho
plain scroll
https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-17996173991133180589
The books Mcwonderbeast! What do they mean? Also hello o/
lofty kindle
The books Mcwonderbeast! What do they mean? Also hello o/
I can't read........
restive trench
The books Mcwonderbeast! What do they mean? Also hello o/
lost palmBOT
I can't read........
rigid anvil
(Love the Kingdom Come Deliverance artwork) 🙂
honestly changed my mind on kcd2 after playing kcd1 again fully
Kcd2 is such an ass downgrade
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-ahoy-steve-gif-12207079
Its the bitch from DbD !!!
bright ember
mystic marlin
ill try this
it’s work
drowsy finch
This statue is actually really cute, you love to see such kinsmanship between two peoples :)
neat valley
freemode isnt customizable enough
hoary oxide
the crossbow deaths always look so dramatic for no reason
severe fulcrum
This statue is actually really cute, you love to see such kinsmanship between tw...
Would slime them out no diff
restive trench
the crossbow deaths always look so dramatic for no reason
i would be dramatic too if i was hit with a bolt in the eye
lofty kindle
Its the bitch from DbD !!! <:dune_stare:1405579284789199012>
Dbd? I'm Acronym illiterate.
fringe zodiac
i am 1 death away from this becoming a horde shooter
restive trench
Dbd? I'm Acronym illiterate.
dead by daylight maybe idk
hoary oxide
i would be dramatic too if i was hit with a bolt in the eye
Skill issue ngl
boreal remnant
There were a few more after that but i beat whats out so for so im all good haha
dull notch
Wonder when the next update will be?
restive trench
Wonder when the next update will be?
i have a feeling tomorrow
man that reminds me before ea release lmao
we went from "halfsword when" to "update when"
lofty kindle
Wanna show off your swag kit?
fringe zodiac
How do I unlock these slots?
harsh sky
rotund swift
damn updated halfsword enhancer doesnt include stuff to modify the ingame strength thing? like those screenshots where people are buff as fuck
restive trench
How do I unlock these slots?
arming doublet without chains
fringe zodiac
arming doublet without chains
How did i miss that!
Thank you
harsh sky
hushed roost
How do I unlock these slots?
Arming doublet for the shirt and hosen for the pants if u hover over the clothes it shows u what will unlock those slots
cedar gull
neat valley
the patron mission is hilarious lmao
sturdy hearth
the patron mission is hilarious lmao
its amazing, you can drag him away or just straight up kill him and drag the corpse
hushed roost
I didn't know at first so was just like huh what if I brought only his leg
Then I see the victory screen and just died laughing
sturdy hearth
what if you cut off a limb while he’s alive, can you just take that limb away and have it win?
atomic mistBOT
opal sigil
its cuz ur hands are weak from punching too much
opal sigil
they just slip off my fingers instantly
if you try atthe start of the round theyre way more grippy
if u go in camera mode for a bit sometimes it makes ur hands stronger when u go back
neat valley
oh damn thanks
i only bought the patrons head to the door and it still counted lmfao
tawdry raft
is it just me or the blunt damage feels way stronger here than demo, just aslong as they hit me with the shaft of the weapon lightly im stumbling
river oriole
is it just me or the blunt damage feels way stronger here than demo, just aslong...
i think the shafts are a bit bugged with how much damage they do
i've noticed they sometimes seem to do more damage than the head of the weapon itself
like that "sword staff" polearm
sturdy prism
guys im stupid, how do i get a houplande?
spark quartz
river oriole
guys im stupid, how do i get a houplande?
a what
sturdy prism
the wizard robe thingy
idle dome
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sturdy prism
jupon, houplande, the clothing that goes over the armor
tawdry raft
i've noticed they sometimes seem to do more damage than the head of the weapon i...
Yeah I’ve noticed that, the npcs with the Glaive are so annoying and will knock u out so easily with just hitting u with the staff
sturdy prism
the mercenaries all have it, i want one. not sure how to obtain
hasty anchor
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neat valley
ok thanks
river oriole
Yeah I’ve noticed that, the npcs with the Glaive are so annoying and will knock ...
Yeah, with very light hits too
So far it's the only thing that's knocked me out since I got past peasant/commoner tier.
Spears.
sleek belfry
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sure bud
night kraken
hushed roost
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nice copy pasta
vocal glacier
guys do yall think im ready for veteran?
obtuse kestrel
tawdry raft
Yeah, with very light hits too
currently stuck on the last toruny cuz im getting disarmed and knocked out so easily
river oriole
currently stuck on the last toruny cuz im getting disarmed and knocked out so ea...
try a pollaxe with this layout, it's kinda busted how strong it is
neat valley
its still like impossible to grip anything
are people js made of butter or something
indigo hare
Wonder if this guy is here
I hope not
drowsy finch
Dbd? I'm Acronym illiterate.
Dead by Daylight!!!
solid cloak
see no evil hear no evil speak no evil
you WILL eat the bugs and be happy
