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What accommodations will you gain if you’re diagnosed with it
cheese cake is the only good cheese product
the pants wont change it
You don’t eat pizza?
I dunno, but at the very least I can excuse myself by saying “sorry im autistic”
what do i need to do
btw is the tabbard actual armor or just something to look nice?
oh
Hell yeah man
yuh
ur wearing that big padded thing with the pattern right?
yeah taking that off solved it ty
np
I don’t care abt armor
okay
I want to look fly as fuck
real
I don’t want to look like a big ass toaster walking around
Like what ever happened to swag?
no point in armor if you dont get hit
To class?
seriously why do we only have half the black armor set
excuse me, fully armored knight is swag as fuck
Give me a highlighter green top, bottoms, and shoes
you know what else is swag as fuck?
Man the guy in the steam cover of the game is pretty cool
You’re right
is your plan to dress like a pimp
Hell yeah
Medieval pimp
Slap the maidens and gamble the riches
amazing- they give you weak to slice targets (zombies) and then by the time you get a good sword they have chainmail or plate armor
- You can get a sword first chest if you're lucky
- Skill issue
2: i am currently at 2025 souls clensed
bro forgot about timezones
Happy new year
ngl, i havent had that issue like in the slightest that just you bud
i even tried entering abyss through the seer with just a big sword equiped, but entering through there is the same as if entering through the main menu
definitely autistic

Ur mad
autism is either a superpower or a cognitive disability
You have both sides
i know
Your super power is the cognitive disability
oh no
what do you mean no no video
@indigo hare how politically motivated am i allowed to get here
No response means all the way
Obamna
Joe Swanson
Banned
Spread me (as in misinformation)
what
Spread misinformation
As in me
I am misinfo
More or less
Rounded up or down
Perchance
What an idiot
How do you miss that perfectly
It couldn't have gone any worse
That's not true
He could be dead
But he got close
bring back the bosses that were an achievement to put down, not these creatine bums
The bosses didn't get worse you got better
Congratulations
yeah the bosses in the demo had better gear, these dudes just look like they got balloons in their shirts 🥀
misinformation
Misinformation because you're gonna miss this information
You’re right, Youre actually lying and losing at the first boss because you got worse
Son
😢 oh...
ts actually peak
What
quite literally the best thing I've seen today
idowrk
So true king
You can’t just say perchance
mayhap
Stomp a trurty
super maria
quite poignant information here, gonna have to think on it
super maria bros: maria and logarithm edition
add facial hair
Bower
will do, Ill get to work on updating halfsword
thanks\
needs 500 cigarettes
put them in his mouth. all lit
i finally got to 3k souls clensed
peak!!
I was gonna ask this
its just repetition after like 1.5k :(
guys quick whats the funniest way to give up?
why the fuck are you being a good person?
feels good :)
Because i CAN
6188 0302 2845 0109 9/20 magdalene o. moriah 351
ty
Look what I’m playing👅
How
after many asked @patent axle @wanton portal , heres the facial hair and smoking of 500 cigarettes
i can't see what ur playing @wheat brook
that's 1.000 cigarettes not 500
but, that's twice as good
good job
AI cant do ts
bro tripped on the horse </3
the cigarette channel should also have a funnel with 10 liters of beer pouring in for ultimate manliness
Youre literally just bullying these poor mf’s
uno momento (spanish for wait)
i don't speak spanish what is this guy saying
just doxxed isaac's mother 💔
one moment
I genuinely forgor to bring my polearm and I dont wanna slim them out
de nada.
OUUCHHYYY! MODS! HEEELPPP
ok i'll wait
why are you translating spanish with spanish silly
por que no?
🧊
Ok bully
Whatever helps you sleep
is there a way to make that big spiky bat club thing in the weapon crafter?
no
thx ❤️
yeah no custom war staff
daily dose of moai’s life lessons: it’s cheaper to not spend money, than it is to spend money.
but there's two variants
@patent axle 10 litre beer drip added as per request
that's BEAUTIFUL
I dropped my war staff after getting so far, I just made a custom mace, might change to the cast one tho
flail is best weapon
i die hill on this will
does chucking people off a cliff and they die count as you killing them? Abyss-wise, I should say.
i suck with it
YES
awesome
every death is on you
even if you didn't kill them yourself I think
The giant filter is perfect
Is it acceptable for me to make my height and weight multiplier 1.5 so I can be as big as the champions
what if you kill them after the round is over? I have never tested but I feel like it doesn't count.
btw polearms in abyss SUCK
just as God intended
Yes
How is that?
Need sharp weapon in abyss
u too weak
Zombies and blunt damage dont go well together
Ah makes sense
in abyss you play as a skinny willie knockoff and polearms are always dull af which is bad against zombies
You see my question?
:(
I did not
I meant the endless abyss mode
Is it acceptable for me to make my height and weight multiplier 1.5 so I can be as big as the champions
I am having a blast with polaxe in abyss
grok should I buy this
endless abyss mode?
Tf is this name
no, you must atone for your sins and not mod the game
zimbieeeeeeeeeee
Acceptable in regards to like..is it cheating?
Yes
I mean technically yeah it would be cheating
only acceptable if you become the baron
But it’s single player so who cares, just have fun
W response
ur name choice is the reason why i am sentencing you to life in prison with no chance of appeal or parole. no bail either
I'm making my willy so big
why the grey blood
i'm sorry sir....
stupid censors
I can barely even spin kick, how tf you do this
you can't anymore
Damn
you can if you modify the ini files
Devs patched
you had to be in the golden age of HalfSwordery
Suckssssss
it's like when they removed shield bashing from exanima (very niche reference)
Kettleman screwed around and no hes in a tad bit of trouble
i need more of these
I played during the playtest, didn't even know you could do shit like this, I was only able to do the spin kick
lol
Doomed in hell, now having to fought the foes he's killed to save his life
i remember the meta being LITERAL FLYING and hitting people
How bro
btw do you guys like the zombies?
How in gods name
go crazy killing when ur in full plate
I'm waiting for Steam Workshop
I shit my pants when the zombies come
very tricky glitchy
I REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL VIDEO OF THAT
son you won't live to see it
Without armor: No. With armor: Yes
Too easy, the real enemy is the CASKET
holy fuck that's so true
it phased through me once and ended my run instantly
completely the opposite for me, with armor it's even way easier than they already are
my character got poked in the leg with a tiny knife and couldn't fucking stand up
bruh
@vestal eagle this was the old meta i was talking about
Without armor and a long ranged weapon: NO
I wish they made them stronger and made it so their bites infected you and you had to drink wine from the goblets you find in the abyss.
Never even crossed my mind to do shit like this, I used to do arm bars and spin kicks thats about it
so like, an actual challenge that scared your shit
That's much better
try doing spin bars and arm kicks and you will truly master half sword
Hopefully they can also fix GETTING OUT OF THE CASKET💀
blunt damage works works well on the zombies provided you can hit them in the head
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TcMxwt0weXU <--------------------------- this is me flying
I will then truly be able to half my sword efficently without it hurting my hands
Cutting em in half is satisfying
or really anywhere since they're so fragile
got my war staff back lets gooo
ok "Shredding Swords"
hit bro with the one two buckle my shoe
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TIkkTRn5Qm8 <--------------------------------- this is me hovering in to failure.
whoever said abyss polearms suck is just wrong (ignore the sick beats in the back)
I can just see a mortal kombat X-ray edit here
you better drop the channel name
is this endless abyss or progression mode abyss
HeadEyesEnjoyer
progression
most of the old videos i archived
then you didn't prove anything
so there's just one video of this guy teamkilling me
what 😭
kcd 2 is the new oblivion
they kill zombies bro
try endless abyss polearms, they SUCK ASSSS
this pollaxe layout is honestly ridiculously overpowered lol
mainly because your character in endless abyss is a skinny dude
Mine is just a standard voulge, and to be fair my guy is probably middle ground strong
yeah it's a light polearm + you're stronger than the endless abyss character
wish there was a way to make your endless abyss guy stronger
hey bro do you know if it's possible to make the endless abyss guy stronger
how many ranks are there?
1984
How?
I just saw there’s a mercenaries options while watching gameplay, but O don’t have that option. Is this a bug for some people?
I’ve beaten the baron 4 times without ever having backup lol
is that hard to do
wait you can take extra guys with you for the baron fight?
You do you, I won’t blame you. But if you think most big companies dont already have all your information down to the last detail about you, Youre in for a shock. Or not. Idk. But discord having your face isnt any worse than what’s already out there on you.
Idk I’m hella confused. Was watching moistcritikal playing, and saw he had a “mercenaries” option at the progressions menu screen, but I’ve never had that
well there was that recent breach where 70,000 accounts were compromised due to the face/ID thing
I feel bad for the person who tries to steal my identity, im very poor
Is the merc option bugged or what)
the warhammer workshop guy who makes the astartes mod for space marine 2 temporarily lost his account due to that breach
you hire them from the guy upstairs
haha oh I’ve never gone up there. Mercs woulda helped a shit ton with the baron
you probably have to hire muscle for that, but i haven't really used that feature
i'm too cheap to pay for them so i just do the 5v1 or w/e it is
I'm fucked, I used my face to verify on roblox
I had a friend that I knew when I was like 14 or so, and only online, find my full name, address, phone numbers, photo, and my parents numbers and addresses, 2 years ago in my late 20’s. They were trying to get back in touch with me again, and I was shocked how easy they found every last detail about me without ever even knowing my name from my own mouth lol. I don’t have social media either, at least I haven’t for a long time now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQp6akFrjY0 quick video, more to come. suggestions = open
Basically just a quick clip of me being a retard on Half Sword.
AntifreezeEater
hello
How do you eat antifreeze when it's liquid at room temperature
good question
-JohnnyQ
basically
i drip it into a sugar cube
mmmmm...
those too, dw
That seems like cheating
And the sugar would dissolve
Look. If you take a cup of soda, and pour it onto your food, would say Youre eating soda?

if it's the major portion yes
i mean sure sometimes i just buy a lab grade refrigerator and i freeze the antifreeze and eat it
have you tried keeping the fridge so you dont need to buy a new one everytime
is cereal a soup though?
no lmao
im too rich for that boy
you could write a guide
i mean sub sandwiches are similar in shape so you know what sure
okay
For the love of god write up a quick guide
Because I still have no idea how to help people with it
it will be more easy than having 400 people dm you
hey what halfsword videos should i post to my channel
those videos where you fight
GUIDE ON HOW TO GET REMOTE PLAY TO WORK FOR HALFSWORD!!!!!!
- Go to your steam settings > Find Remote play > Enable Advanced Host Settings > Turn OFF the hardware Encoding/Decoding
- In your steam settings go to controller and enable Steam Input
- Invite only your worthy friends in a battle to the death
If these do not work, DM me for further help
i have no idea bro
hi! can you dm my friend The._suby? hes having trouble with something
Does anyone know if the krastenburst is any good or provides any difference to the common Milanese cuirass?
it needs to be a moderator.
sorry for not noticing your text, you didnt reply to my chat
oh i thought you were talking about remote play
my apolagies
no, he cant add his phone number to his account and you need a verified phone number to chat here
and his main also got disabled
his main was @lost shadow
oh, cant he just create an alt?
this is his new main
this was his old main
what do you mean?
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create an alt account
i mean he can but he wont be able to chat...
i see
discord isnt letting him add his phone number
and you need your phone number verified to chat so he asked me to ask one of the moderators to dm him so they an manually verify him and get his roles back
so now i am waiting for a moderator to reply to my mod mail for them to dm him lol
i’m so happy
huh
uhm..
this is why im not gonna stay in the server after...
they really need to add an auto parry toggle. now that ive beaten the game and have moved on to trying real fighting techiques with various weapons to actually get good, its really hard to be consistent when the autoparry gets in the way alot of the time. its super noticable when trying to ox guard and then the autoparry moves my sword to the other side and i get my head chopped off because of it
I feel fucking insane, wtf is autoparry
the game has a hidden system that automatically adjusts your weapons position to make parrying easier
im also just thirsty for a challenge at this point and i wanna try without that too
This lecture so boring
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
son i’m crine
is this called getting old? nobody knows their copypasta anymore
We know it’s a copy pasta
copypastas are not niche bro
People are cruel to me because I look like I do
Nephew... 😭
GORDON. THAT DROPSHIP IS HEADED RIGHT FOR US.
Freeman
Where is Freeman?
Yuno miles brought rap back
You have to hunt him down 
Anyone want to giggle together
too slow
@lost shadow
Technology spell:
Tv tv tv tv remote computer computer tv tv tv tv tv tv phone
when does whole sword come out
Im going to put a wood rod in my nose It's made of wood
demo>ea
Sure
Yo, the npc’s should posture when they get brain damage
Like when they get hit really hard
I js thought of that for some reason
where on earth did skrillex go
Hotfix 3 is LeBron
Hotfix 4 is Hitler
Hotfix 5 is Stalin
what is he saying?
has anyone tried controller yet
The devs did and liked it
i tried it out on my game it was pretty slick
kind of funny how the steam page says it doesnt support it but it works at the same time
Controller is amazing i already was using it instead of my mnk in the demo though
does nobody actually remember skrillex
I get consistent head wacks
he lookhella different
im saying man its so consistent compared to mnk
i just looked him up WHAT
told you
like total vibe shift lowkey
also i think all he does now is producing lowkey
Does official controller have kicks, thrust mode, and camera mode yet or no. My scheme does if you want it
I literally just exported my old profile from the demo
nothing that i could figure out with kicks and cam but thrust works
Facts why dont their arms lock up at their chest
lets just hope they add button prompts or something similar haha
Mine is kicks as RB, cam as right dpad, thrust mode left d pad, quick stabs as double rt
If they’re gonna make the armor lock up when it gets hit they need to add that
hell yes
steam://controllerconfig/2397300/3663507116 if you have any issues lmk, i dont think i changed any of the in-game keybinds but if sm doesnt work ill be able to figure it out by resetting mine
most of the controls are labelled as well if you need to quick reference whats what\
ill try it out tonight thanks man
e
buny
Good eye, twin !!
thanks, i ate alot of carrots
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Is the Barons beak just un wieldy or can you actually get good with it?
You can get good with it
3
A well placed strike is all you need vs armored opponents

eath threa
fullsword tomorrow
just hit people
grok is this real
now i need the wide one
hm
Y'all need to be stopped
Why is every video i see of half sword now with BodyBuilder Willie 😭🙏
Bro built like Hulk Hogan
6 souls seek revenge im crine
SIX?! You’re lucky
A
@clever lotus for the record, there were other games before Minecraft that did what Minecraft did
Vintage Story is more realistic, and slower paced.
here's gods most violent pallette cleanser !
so like
what
If VS is an offbrand Minecraft, then Minecraft is an offbrand Infiniminer idk
but regardless, all games are good and hold their own with different ideas
just cause it's voxel doesn't make it offbrand
oi unsquish da cat
damn
squished cat :D

"all games are good" chairfucking simulator and sex with hitler 2
how do I sell a second weapon I picked up?
Glorious, My pallette is happy
Those are joke games, buddy.
omg i was referring to the games I listed
Unequip it and talk to the trader
not literally all games
"erm all games are good but not this one"
I had a more squished version but It's too far down in my gifs
how to unequip it? im brand new sorry
my guy i was referring to the games I listed
not LITERALLY all games
all games
click on the item, also go to #halfsword-chat-⚔ for chats about it specifically
your gifs arent working just so you know
Lol embed fail
i am aware
i am aware
just click the link
we have a whole planet in slums!! can you believe it!!!! open world!!! rpg. vr mode no mans sky
oh my god
just click the link
nah i dont wanna get ip grabbed
I can send my stickers here
ok
embed fail
dude is that kpop demon hunters
Yep
Congratulations you made me spit out my drink meanie
hmmm
i get pregnant kpop demon hunter ads on my youtube all the time
oopsss
yeah kpop demon hunters is cool 😎
Willie's Big Adventure
interesting
false
hahah im laughing at myself
so funny
ok
man I get ED meds all the time
you buy them?
either that or "this secret for drain cleaning-"
YEAH IKR
Nope.
the amount of ED med ads I get 😭
it's because discord mods have the limpest weiners
It's only cause I have unpersonalised ads selected
Buddy. I'm not a mod.
are you tryna like piss people off 😭
Likely.
that is
putting a period at the end of every message is lowk some good ragebait even though i dont even know if its intentional or not
Oh it's just how I type. God I hate professional writing tbh.
This guy gets pissed off by proper punctuation lol.
Projecting I see
LOL
your mom
yeah
How unfortunate.
what if they have two dads
hehe he has 2 dads
they* and yeah it happens
you found it offensive, i found it funny, that's why i'm happier than you
I'm just confused
she
omg wait you play abiotic factor?
ive been trying to get into that game
Abiotic factor fans when there is a biotic factor.
Yeah I do :3
They got a discord server you can ask questions in if ya need help
Just play half life lol.
I did
Just play half life 3
there is no Half Life 3 lol
yes there is
im gonna assume youre talking about HL: Alyx, which I am already planning on playing
Man I wish I could play HLA
no vr headset?
just get a vr lol
Yeah
says the one who cant get a good gaming laptop
I'm glad you said this out loud for the hopium huffers
Please, don't attract them!
Whar
priorities chud, priorities.
My priority is a better laptop lmaoo
as if other people don't have priorities too
my priority is... yuor mom
like kissin dudes
yuor
let's jusr say... my poenitz
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE EMBED FAILURE
for someone who doesn't care, you're getting very angry about it-
lmfao
lol
sorry i don't have gif perms lol
I have no idea when I get image perms
i'm gonna post people with downs syndrome
youre level 2, so it seems youre one level away :D
okay....?
We don't need selfies
nah i'd love to have downs
yeah got image perms and didn't get a notif for lvling up
those mfs don't give a fuck they just sippin on their caprisun
per chance do you play RimWorld
I did, really didn't get into it.
ahh
🚫 gregthegreger, that command is disabled in this channel.
Guys I need help about something urgent
?
imagine not having a username on discord
I got disrespected.
Omg brug its not about that
he paid the price
-- is a unique username tho
considering the millions of ppl that use discord
What is it?
Real
one time i had the nickname "several people"
jesus
now that's unique
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Can i dm u ? Its Rlly a random thing I just need advice of a completely random person
no
sus af
that's not even bad gore for this game
😞
yea
if it's like life advice
YES IK BUT PLZ
you should go on Reddit or something
i swear its not
Do it here buddy or not at all
Not dumb
Just delete it once we read it
Okay
Wait
if it's like not super personal
and i shoved a dagger in his skul
yah wait is it something personal im confused now
other time i cut off his face and feet
wtf are you doing to your enemies
So idk why im on this serv but whatever i need to know about a friend of me I just need a COMPLETELY honest notice
stripping them clean
Destroying the very essence of their soul and crushing all hopes and dreams, you like it? 
no it's scary :(
Yep, don't let the good cuts go to waste!
A little scariness in life is good tho
willie meat causes cancer
People on Reddit are too Nice and not honest
Na you got that
JESUS
trust me reddit is bad (i have screenshots from my time on reddit before i got banned)
i havent studied at all 😔
Mmmhhh okay i’ll try it ty
You don't got to you build different 
mmm
my parents are gonna try to get me adhd meds
epic
now i don't have to spend 9 hours a day on school
(homeschooled)
btw, i would avoid sharing too much of your personal life esp in a public server like this.
i don't really care
Bro's head isn't even connected anymore
people don't know who i am
Buddy I can create a profile from what you've said already
what do you mea
guys do you think that the next update will be a patch or a hotfix or a content update based off of the fact that there has been a new update ever like 2~ days or so.
9
11
2
patch
im gonna promise you, in like half a decade from now, you will wish you did
Am I the only one experiencing bugs with photo mode each time I try to take one or is it the same for everyone? Sometimes when I try to go freemode the whole screen just gets randomly filled up with idk what, its like the camera got teleported to a random part of the map. It usually occurs when I open photo mode just as my character is about to hit someone / get hit
yes, very common just exit out and go back in
At max, teen. You haven't finished federally required education. Autism. Poor economic standing. Your family isn't the greatest right now in terms of liquid cash.
dude we're upper middle class
See what I mean when people can make a profile on you?
i am doing federally required education
Doing isn't finished
that's not what they said yah
Wrong on all.
lmao
if youre talking about me, you are super wrong
pseudo-intellectual is correct
Yeaahh, did that. Theres just some moments where I think a shot looks cool like capturing the moment two guys are abt to hit each other, first contact kind of thing. But ehh, not really a big deal I'll find other ways 
i am arguing with a 30 year old black female with down syndrome
So we're insulting now MOOODS MOOOODS
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Moai has entered the chat:
cornball
"i know you are but what am i" ass response
just stop man-
🍿
hey he said i was wrong on all things
so i said the opposite
typing for 8 years
this wasn't the point of this anyways. The point was that you've already revealed a lot of information about yourself, so you should avoid saying anything more personal in a public server like this for just the sake of staying safe yk.
staying safe from what
I go play Zomboid now goodbye
Preds
Reasoning with a troll won't get you anywhere
yea worst they gonna do is show up and we're a 2A family
🐲
Doubt that the things you said would lead them to you anyways
i'm certainly not appealing
hows it going guys
bad
oh shit zomboid's awesome, have fun :D
Delectable
Yeah it is. Even B41. I have no idea how to update to B42.
Doin alright, yourself?
poo
properties > betas
^^^
Fine. Trying to figure out why ranking is so slow
Right click the game in your Steam Library, click Properties, go to Game Versions, then find B42
Yeah not sure which to select
The 42 one
OH
actualyl lowkey
i dont know LMFAO
I didnt even see the unstable one
Well hmm
It seems like unstable is the latest update of 42, but obviously it's unstable
The 42 one is probably an older version of 42, but it's more stable I'd assume?
Yeah
based on the dates alone, that's what it seems like
yeee looking at it, i think unstable is 42.13.2
based on the update notes/history
can u steal the barons armor
no, you unlock one piece of armor after every lord tourney complete
I just beat the demo
Finally
Without my pc crashing mid fight
Lol I'm the final boss now
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
Btw discord is gonna make it so you have to give a face scan/ give ur id to verify your age or else you get marked as underage and they are rolling this out pretty soon :p
fucking dickorg
love when every large social media company suddenly needs my fucking ID so they can give it to palantir
gotta personalize everything about me
Ty
Yeah I heard of this shit ugh
The face scans are so innacurate its silly
Yeah
Couldnt get onto reddit because i shaved my face
Gmod somehow karkin works
lmfao
I've heard of people in their 20's ending up in the 50+ zone cuz they've got like stress lines
This fat kid in my class had a full beard at 14
wow
I already got clocked once by Discord for saying I was -1 years old, so I had to give them my face and birth certificate so I COULD PROVE I WASNT -1. I dont wanna go through this shit againnn
yya should buy GMod
Yeah just like setup a ragdoll and camera
i thought you were jut saying to play GMOD for customizability LMFAO
It's fun too :3
tbh i wonder if Half Sword faces would work..
It's so funny when it counts as a correct face when the god damned lips are in their forehead
LMFAO
-# eggard
Why is there no baron shoes?
baron broke af on jays
It's just some Nike shoes
Lol
Achievement: "Crease his jays"
Literally all they need to do to make the baron shoes is make it golden and increase the durability
Tbh I haven't gotten anything beside regular shoes at all
Haven't seen armoured shoes at all since the demo
I have armored shoes
When'd ya get them?
Are you able to make them in the "Make Armor" area?
I've just entered the Soldat tier
Also, I got mine off a random dude
No? my shoes don't show up there
and I mean the common shoes, leather ones
Did you know you could steal stuff of a dudes body?
yep
alr
Stole most of my armour that way
lol
except- God damn it, stop grabbing the pants! I want that sword!
frrr
Had that happen when trying to grab a helmet off a dude at one point
Kept grabbing his arm for some reason
Even if I perfectly aim it with my hand
pressing C takes off your helmet?
Just hit the craziest clip of all time🔥
For some reason that keeps happening to me while I take pics
Its "H"
once I leave picture mode
Oh that's weird
H key is what takes off armor
weird that it still happens in picture mode
THE FRAMES
Bro's pc is running inside a Microwave
How does 10 FPS feel btw?
lol
BRANANA 🤞 TURN DOWN THEE GRAPHICS!!!!! 😭🙏🤞
i hate this game bro it said "Keep your feet on the ground" and look at the fucking image!!!!!!! my feet are on the fucking ground!!!!!!!!!!
Hello everyone, i wanna ask why does shadows, lightning and landscape permanently locked on low?
WHAT
why doesnt stabbing do anything
what are ya stabbin
someone is abusing youtube to upload onto their channel (reportedly)
my fucking game crashed cuz a corpse decided to pull down a crate lid with it and glitch it the fuck out
i've heard
what the fuck is your OS
spear and stabbing sword
Should work. gotta stab fast tho
Why am I not allowed to wear something that involved the leggings?
Certain items require other items. Other blocks slots.
The Arming Doublet enables the Cuisse slot
it glances off like 3/4ths of the time
pointy side in. Also ya need velocity.
Like while walking or them walking.
Standing still is the worst when trying to stab
Also go to #halfsword-chat-⚔ if you have questions
Is that geomerty?
I have a suggestion and my suggestion is that when you are playing sometimes wolves will burrow out of the ground and attack you and they are covered in dirt and mud
Brother what the fuck are you using as your OS?
How did you get windows vista
I actually really need to know
Like desperately
What do we think about the age verification coming to discord?
hey, anyone know what this pollaxe piece is called? i tried looking it up but got no results
everything else had that square hammer shape instead of the circular disc spike
I don't know
About damn time
Been waiting for a while now
I don't think anyone under the age of 16 should use social media, especially Discord
deadass thought that was a real life photo lmao i js woke up 😭
pollaxe piece
only issue with this
is
the ai scan and the fact discord had a data breach a few months ago
They need to lock their shit down
Not that hard to defend against data breaches
They just don't want to invest the money
not just that
they claimed the data breach didnt include anything related to age verification iirc
they basically just lied to lessen the damage
😭
🏃♂️🦛💨
💀
How tf was peoples data breached then, are they selling it?
Dumbass Discord admins
