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worldly vapor
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oh my god bro just knight the janitor already

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just punch him!

opal sigil
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Bro let the armorless chad hammer user get too close

idle crest
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turn them into a spectator in their own body with an ice pick for maintaining eye contact for longer than you're comfortable with.

opal sigil
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Jesus fucking christ

solid wedge
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does anyone know why i cant get past 71kg been 71 kg since beggar

opal sigil
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Okay uh, mine was a joke i dont know a greg. Im scared of this guy

worldly vapor
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nerd...

weary gale
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This game is so hard on normal damage settings bro

worldly vapor
untold wraith
idle crest
wheat brook
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Hell yes donuts

weary gale
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Yes

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i struggle with blocking bro and getting the right angle to hit

untold wraith
wheat brook
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Have you guys tried eating a giant turkey leg while playing half sword?

worldly vapor
wheat brook
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Try it

opal sigil
wheat brook
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You feel like a king watching foolish subjects fight

untold wraith
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I was doing a fistfight and then when i did a normal fight all my armor was gone

opal sigil
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😭 😭

untold wraith
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Your gonna what this game?

vivid hill
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Woah, early portrayals of wonder woman's invisible jet were amazing! No ones gonna see HER comin!

idle crest
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played halfsword only once so far after buying it, made a good bit of progress without even getting hurt and but then i entered my final match where i simply just tripped over my own foot and then died.

jade mortar
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any of you got a job recommendation? i need the money for Half Sword

cobalt shoal
idle crest
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man, the sheer fucking number of polygons in this toppled fence must be insane.

idle crest
# worldly vapor peak optimization

ive been saying this for ages, alot of the environment assets in halfsword have a fucking absurd amount of geometry, far more than whats needed.

opal sigil
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@idle crest thats the slums map. all of it for just that tiny map.

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those polygons are the least problematic

barren pollen
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IM IN DEBT

worldly vapor
neat tundra
polar wigeon
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welcome to it

opal sigil
barren pollen
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😭

worldly vapor
idle crest
# opal sigil

Yeah man i wont lie its kind of game design 101 not to do this.

frail geode
opal sigil
barren pollen
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light weight

worldly vapor
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have we forgotten about advanced 2d skybox technology from 2004

opal sigil
frail geode
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Looks good right? Like my armor is just a aluminum can.

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like spending 3.5K on a longsword trying it on these damn ghouls by drinking poison and getting rewarded with a bug that literally destroys my knee.

idle crest
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thing is, you dont even need to think about all of those trees, the terrain mesh they're using is extremely overkill on its own, those trees are fucking ridiculous.

opal sigil
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AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHAMPION??

frail geode
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yes you can, or you pay the damn guy 10 chillings per soul

idle crest
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People who work on the game are clearly talented but there needs to be a bit more, uh, quality assurance or i guess coordination with these assets.

stuck island
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noted

opal sigil
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smart cookie

worldly vapor
frail geode
opal sigil
woven crescent
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love this game

frail geode
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I like to say chillings

opal sigil
idle crest
stuck island
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i haven't had too many problem yet except for the lag on outside maps and willy being unable to handle my new flail (probably a strength debuff)

idle crest
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The fact that they ever made it into a build of the game is concerning. I hate to say it.

past moth
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W gaaaame

frail geode
past moth
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@sharp dagger kochag dzmebo sawauli tamashia

opal sigil
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i do that with brittish accent

stuck island
past moth
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yo thats me

woven crescent
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i probably woulda bought half sword demo for atleast 10 bucks

idle crest
stuck island
frail geode
slim python
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Guys are there any mods that can make me really strong on half sword?

worldly vapor
frail geode
idle crest
barren pollen
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anyone who has ever made a livershot?

slim python
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do you mind guiding me to doing it?

idle crest
stuck island
frail geode
weary gale
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is there a way to reset progress?

worldly vapor
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love it

idle crest
stuck island
barren pollen
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an u show me how du do it

barren pollen
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and also what happens to them and how u know it happened

weary gale
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is there a way to reset progress?

stuck island
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you can see the bruising especially when they're naked

barren pollen
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alrr

barren pollen
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i wanna see

stuck island
idle crest
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If i was to say, let my computer render 5 minutes of a pre rendered cgi cutscene over like, a week or something, i still wouldnt do what they have done with the trees.

stuck island
barren pollen
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alrr

frail geode
slim python
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ty gng

idle crest
frail geode
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shaders

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Rendering shaders

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before playing

stuck island
frail geode
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compile shaders

idle crest
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like heavy duty shit

stuck island
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i remember first playing slums map thinking it wasn't going to be that bad, oh how wrong i was, from 60fps to 15 fps lmfaoooo

frail geode
# idle crest like heavy duty shit

KCD 2 when the battle for the lil castle. people flew with camera to the army in the back and it was all paper cartboards, perfect optimisation

stuck island
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slums should be a community meme

outer oriole
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Why didnt u just ping me 😭

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Could just asked me and i woulda told ya instead of needing to search πŸ’€

idle crest
worldly vapor
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it should be like a large parallax 2d image outside i think

warm sky
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OK, so, Ive played a lot of demo, bought the EA, not refunding, gonna come back now and then to try out new stuff.
That being said, anyone played exanima? πŸ‘€
Looked real fun from playthroughs but I wanna know what im getting into since theres no free demo

opal sigil
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same fps no more framedrops

outer oriole
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Rip

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Weakling fr fr

frail geode
idle crest
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And the thing is, if these huge problems are still persisting in development then it suggests that nobody working on the game is aware of the scale of these problems.

lime parcel
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wow the devs are working so hard ! ! ! love them

lime parcel
stuck island
lime parcel
idle crest
stuck island
idle crest
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alot of the environment assets would have the be largely redone from scratch if the game was to be close to optimised

frail geode
opal sigil
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ill try

mild sail
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is there an addon to m0g

idle crest
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these weaved bits of the fallen fence for example, theyre basically cylinders that have tonnes of loop cuts to allow them to bend around the straight poles, the amount of triangles here would be massive considering its a relatively small and unimportant environment piece.

opal sigil
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i found these guys do u recognize one of them

frosty stratus
opal sigil
idle crest
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you need to have a fairly high density of vertex horizontally to get those curves which multiplies the verticle vertex numbers, of which there appears to be a huge density of vertex vertically too

odd scaffold
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damn the devs be working hard

idle crest
odd scaffold
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better than AAA companies imo]

odd scaffold
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you can feed HIM to YOUR family

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GET UΒ΄P

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skill issue + you got turned into sausage

fast nymph
fierce hearth
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i had that bug with the weapon stealing thanks for fixing it up

odd scaffold
slim python
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how? 😭

frail geode
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prepare to ragequit atleast once

odd scaffold
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weakest man in brasil

idle crest
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holy shit the string holding the fence together is actual geometry too, like i commend the fucking effort to model all of this but you simply cant make a game with these sorts of 3d meshes.

opal sigil
fierce hearth
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i saw you on tiktok if you made that video

opal sigil
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he has yet to finish falling

frail geode
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not really, you need to kill him several times for clothing pieces, but the bar to the tourney resets everytime you kill the baron so it makes you fight a lot to grind the full baron set.

odd scaffold
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you can even test this by looking at the wall in the slums map

frail geode
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because of drip

idle crest
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Full geometry weaved fences with even the string modelled will absolutely make your game run like turds.

odd scaffold
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its cool

neat valley
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to imitate having a full set of tiger pelt clothes

odd viper
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New update, still crashing on attempt to play:

odd scaffold
odd scaffold
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it worked for me on day 1

frail geode
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nope

odd viper
outer oriole
odd viper
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Yes, clearly my fault.

frail geode
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Nope not with baron armor

fast nymph
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1 2 3 4

outer oriole
odd scaffold
slim python
odd scaffold
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bro i gave you a solution if you want to be buthurt and just complain then don't say anything

fast nymph
outer oriole
frail geode
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Nothign different in combat just every time you defeat him you get a clothing piece

idle crest
neat valley
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why is my guy so weak

slim python
odd viper
outer oriole
odd viper
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More than I would for most games.

frail geode
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with armor the game becomes more fun btw

outer oriole
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Gimme a sec

slim python
odd scaffold
# odd scaffold oh.

so the wood the engine CAN handle just better than the foliage? but both are still bad?

opal sigil
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wouldnt wna be that guy

frail geode
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me too, the first 5 to 9 hours were painfull af, after that it became fun

slim python
quick bronze
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where do i sell treasure again

odd scaffold
idle crest
odd scaffold
idle crest
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look!!! This is all geometry.

opal sigil
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u gotta turn off steam cloud, go in appdata and delete ur savefile

worldly vapor
frail geode
opal sigil
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dont u keep the items

idle crest
odd scaffold
opal sigil
odd scaffold
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''handle'' strong wording

idle crest
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People think unreal engine 5 sucks but the truth is that its ease of use attracts the game developers who dont optimise their shit.

odd scaffold
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just like silent hill 2 remake

frail geode
odd viper
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@odd scaffold What do you mean by change resolution, specifically?

neat valley
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Okii

still charm
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I love when I bonk some dude so hard on the head with my hammer it knocks his helmet off and he drops like a limp noodle

odd viper
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That's a broad instruction

frail geode
odd scaffold
idle crest
frail geode
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I have played that game, I thought I would love it but I don't

opal sigil
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awe man

scenic prairie
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is it me or does it now cost stamina to swap hands

odd viper
frail geode
odd viper
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I wonder if there's something fucked up going on where it's not even recognizing my hardware

odd scaffold
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bro the devs didn't use the FOG for optimizing objects tho lol i don't know if they did on later updates but on release that was wack

idle crest
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satisfactory is UE5, its a game about building huge complex factories, it looks gorgeous on max settings and i can run the game with fucking global illumination turned on even though my pc is over half a decade old.

odd scaffold
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true

frail geode
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idk which games are running on UE5 I know this one does

scenic prairie
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that's funny, why else would the screen darken briefly unless it's unrelated or it's for the same reason it darkens when my character taunts another

frail geode
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I saw that game never played it.

austere radish
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Are they gonna add mulitplayer later to the game?

odd scaffold
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so you tire

odd scaffold
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try to talk when youre in heavy armor fighting it must be exausting

worldly vapor
frail geode
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I hope somewhere in the near future this game gets optimised a lot better, my 7900 xtx has troubles....

dull forge
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Anybody please HELP! I don't have any lights in the cellar brawl

frail geode
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and I am playing on 1440P

opal sigil
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turn off cloud saves by going in steam then properties. type win button+R then type appdata, go in local, halfswordue5 then savegames and delete gameprogress.sav . then im not sure what other things u have to delete if any. but if u see u still have some weird stuff left on ur save go back and delete like sg playerequiment and gauntletprogress maybe

frozen niche
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im an idiot once i figured out how to take the dead peoples armor the game got easy

odd scaffold
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HOPEFULLY devs continue to optmize

scenic prairie
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fair enough

frail geode
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I am using AFMF antialising and ig but need to check

odd scaffold
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because i still have a lot of fun with the game

untold wraith
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It's Chris's birthday today

idle crest
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The thing is, Half sword would naturally get a little bit of a pass on the performance thing due to it being a physics game, phyics game are notoriously tough to run, but its not even the fucking physics that causes the performance issues, its quite literally the graphics.

frail geode
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yeah gotta check

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lemme start up pc

scenic prairie
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Imma get back to training to block and control my enemies' weapons so that fights against the baron and other polearm/pollaxe users hopefully become easier

worldly vapor
frosty stratus
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HOLY SHIT WILLIE'S FEET NOW HAVE A TOENAIL TEXTURE. dont ask why or how i noticed it

odd scaffold
opal sigil
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its rlly not that hard when u do it, 2 minutes tops

untold wraith
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Have you played recently? Slop ain't in half swords vocabulary (anymore)

idle crest
frozen niche
foggy pollen
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do the black shoes exist?

odd viper
worldly vapor
frozen niche
odd scaffold
still charm
odd scaffold
worldly vapor
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you know its the unreal engine 5 "photorealism" that doesnt actually look like real life

odd scaffold
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damn if THAT'S performing better, i fear what is actual good performance

idle crest
worldly vapor
frail geode
devout scaffold
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What are gamebesones

odd scaffold
frozen niche
opal sigil
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the windows button on ur keyboard, hold that and R. then youre gonna see 3 folders. one is 'local'. in the 'local' folder there will be some folders in alphabetical order. go to H and you have halfsword files. thats it youre there

untold wraith
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IM JOKIN

odd scaffold
frail geode
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gonna test it atm

untold wraith
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ITS A JOKE

odd scaffold
untold wraith
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ITS A JOKE

idle crest
untold wraith
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DONT KILL ME

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IM JUST JOSHIN

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PULLIN A LEG

frail geode
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I have nasa pc and still struggeling with fps

worldly vapor
untold wraith
idle crest
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Normalize slight stylization in videogames.

odd scaffold
wooden lake
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guys what does max muscle look like

frail geode
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I'll see I heard dx12 runs better but maybe with the hotfixes dx11 is better

opal sigil
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oh right, forgot you have to type ''appdata'' in the box that pops up

odd viper
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Devs should just change engines like how hard could that be

opal sigil
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😭

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no no just appdata

untold wraith
worldly vapor
opal sigil
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yes

odd scaffold
opal sigil
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savegames

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then u see all those .sav files?

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delete 'gameprogress'

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no

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i mean you could

frail geode
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So you are saying that the game has Raytracing build in?

opal sigil
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wouldnt rlly do anything

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the first one, and the last two

frail geode
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that fucking sucks lol

distant nebula
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Still waiting for full sword

frail geode
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lol haha

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yeah it's for making light reflections automaticly right?

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ah yeah saw a post like 1 or 2 years ago from the devs using that and I was like but I am on AMD bro

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went from 40fps to 60/70 fps on dx 11

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frail geode
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It also not helps that all devs have Nvidia cards

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I think lumen would be scrapped if atleast 1 dev was using a AMD card, but yeah Nvidia is the way to go for developing games I guess.

untold wraith
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Game runs 60 fps on high graphics and crashed once on release day im living the dream

frail geode
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Ah yeah I am using AFMF atm it kinda works

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Yeah but like if they need time to polish some shit I don't really mind we get the earlier build.

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alr will do

untold wraith
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Off topic chat isn't looking too off topic today

frail geode
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well dx12 do kinda look better and if that optiscaler gives me same fps as afmf on dx11 it would be nice

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thanks, have a good day

idle crest
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A lot of game developers need to realise that just going for realism with a games art direction is not how you make a nice looking game.
Even if your game is going to be realistic it needs to be done with some amount of artistic methodology, preferably at least a tiny amount of stylisation in the textures.

Recognize the limits of computer graphics. Achieve more with less. Treat it like you would a painting.

frail geode
untold wraith
idle crest
dusky geyser
devout wigeon
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is full version multiplayer

idle crest
untold wraith
idle crest
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you certainly dont need a good budget to not put astronomical amounts of geometry in basic environment assets.

untold wraith
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Sounds like they need you

idle crest
dusky geyser
idle crest
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Triple A games are actually horrible for it because they hire people straight out of university who dont have the experiance

untold wraith
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With great power comes great games

idle crest
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halfsword is also not an indie game, they have a seperate publisher.

lyric fog
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gave this guy a bald spot

subtle rampart
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They're pulling out these updates pretty quick

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I'm impressed

lyric fog
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yea

untold wraith
subtle rampart
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AMD has crashing issues on Dx12 tho

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bad issues

lyric fog
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they're very locked in with the game rn

subtle rampart
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I had to switch to dx11

untold wraith
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Dx11 better anyway

lyric fog
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for some computers

subtle rampart
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looks so much worse

untold wraith
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False

subtle rampart
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Idk what world you're on

untold wraith
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Looks better

untold wraith
idle crest
worldly vapor
idle crest
untold wraith
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But your FULLY capable

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Case closed

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Loser

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I win

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Lol

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W ragebait

untold wraith
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More or less a skill issue

polar wigeon
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DX12 (or 11 it’s fucky), frame gen, dlss

neon pivot
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are we talking half sword stuff or regular general stuff

polar wigeon
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Actually wait what’s your specs

idle crest
idle crest
idle crest
past moth
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wonder how much it cost to build this game

rain bluff
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"If your homeless, just buy a house"

untold wraith
neon pivot
untold wraith
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Just buy a house

rain bluff
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so true

past moth
rain bluff
lyric fog
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people are only complaining on the slums and forest map, just don't play it

past moth
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they gotta add wresling in the game

untold wraith
fading saddle
past moth
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would be tuff

lyric fog
polar wigeon
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What’s your specs

past moth
rain bluff
lyric fog
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you can grab him and do all sorts of shit

fading saddle
polar wigeon
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2060?

neon pivot
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2060 in the tremendous 2026 😭

lyric fog
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this is a physics based game you can do anything with willie

untold wraith
lyric fog
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what the fuck

polar wigeon
past moth
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how can i add mods in the game?

rain bluff
fading saddle
neon pivot
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do any of u have gamepass?

cursive socket
past moth
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theres a gamepass in the game

untold wraith
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God forbid the fight goes to the ground

past moth
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??

untold wraith
neon pivot
# cursive socket Yes?

nice can u recommend me some games cuz i cant seem to find the browsing category page on this app for some reason

gilded perch
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Is the game good yet

polar wigeon
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do not listen to this

worldly vapor
cursive socket
sacred fog
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Isnt there a crossbow or something

neon pivot
vivid hill
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lmao my cats have gotten where if they are napping somewhere and hear me call their name they'll come out of the woodwork looking for pets

cursive socket
untold wraith
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look at how well optimized my game is even the 2d cutout art fellas get the graphic boot

lyric fog
untold wraith
neon pivot
untold wraith
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its a lil funky they render the whole town

vapid hornet
lyric fog
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thats YOUR guy's problem not minenice

vivid hill
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You should not have collision in the background

untold wraith
vapid hornet
vivid hill
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thats it?

small spoke
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They had a week or so to test the ea iirc

vivid hill
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I thought they got more testers wtf

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no wonder it released how it did

small spoke
# vivid hill actually hold on

i believe they have more actually than just 6 but they posted a application to get more shortly before the release of ea

cursive socket
worldly vapor
vapid hornet
small spoke
untold wraith
small spoke
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Seriously that's it?

vivid hill
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Yeah that explains alot

small spoke
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I genuinely thought the ea would have like 10 testers at the very least πŸ’€

neon pivot
vapid hornet
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but now uhhh

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we all are testers

small spoke
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we're those guys even testers for other games before

vapid hornet
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sooo like 1000+ people

vivid hill
small spoke
vapid hornet
small spoke
vivid hill
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But still\

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6 is nothing

small spoke
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very little

vivid hill
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might as well just tested it inhouse

short haven
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how do i grab enemys armor

small spoke
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the release is a bit jarring

untold wraith
small spoke
vapid hornet
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we can actually wait for another update because there is TWO PROGRAMMERS

untold wraith
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anyone with a lowend got their pc fried the second they opened the game

small spoke
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Cyberpunk 2077 was horrible on release

vivid hill
small spoke
untold wraith
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lol

ember jacinth
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hope we get an actual hotfix today and not a mistake fixer hotfix for the last hotfix

untold wraith
small spoke
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imo they Should have taken alot more time since Q1 still started

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no one I think expected them to release it in January

glacial burrow
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should I buy the game if I have 1650ti?

small spoke
elfin gyro
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I was wondering why me hitting the enemy in the dick with his own weapon wasn't working yesterday. It all makes sense

vivid hill
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Cyberpunk had no excuse

vapid hornet
storm otter
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when hounskull

small spoke
small spoke
naive compass
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W

untold wraith
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riding willie

stuck island
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can i post videos

untold wraith
small spoke
untold wraith
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never

vapid hornet
fierce hearth
stuck island
untold wraith
outer oriole
vapid hornet
wanton portal
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Can my shitbox laptop be able to play with these back-to-back hotfixes now?

small spoke
stuck island
fierce hearth
vapid hornet
stuck island
fierce hearth
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can i get i was here since itch io role

dry merlin
wanton portal
wanton portal
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It's a laptop

vapid hornet
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give this man a grave

wanton portal
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What are you going to do

gilded perch
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Half word sucks

wanton portal
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I've heard that people can play half sword on their laptops though

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That's why I'm asking

solid wedge
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how do i get the baron armor?

vapid hornet
wanton portal
uneven pebble
vapid hornet
stuck island
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how do i level up

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in the server roles

solid cloak
vapid hornet
stuck island
knotty lagoon
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any way I can restart my progress

dry merlin
vapid hornet
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wait for a sec

lime oasis
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multiplayer is controller only right?

frail geode
vapid hornet
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retire

knotty lagoon
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Ive tried

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Just restarts your character

lime oasis
vapid hornet
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wha

gilded perch
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how do you block?

vapid hornet
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thats it

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nothing else to dying

small spoke
lime oasis
gilded perch
vapid hornet
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you can like idk, edit the save files if you need it so hard

small spoke
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It's official name is assisted parrying iirc but I don't even remember how to do it other than I know it's a thing

small spoke
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like a small circle put it up to stop attacks from above and etc

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that's all I can remember

lime oasis
#

basically if your sword is in front of your character [not too left or right] you have a bit of aim assist

hardy river
#

There it is

small spoke
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Basically yes

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The other way is just manually blocking attacos

small spoke
untold wraith
lime oasis
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I mean you probably to get a little bit of help from it unknowingly

untold wraith
#

wrong trply

small spoke
#

You can't

lime oasis
#

always on

small spoke
#

It's literally just something that helps you if you do it right

small spoke
lime oasis
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delete the content

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specif. GameProgress, Settings and steam autoclouf

solid cloak
#

the best explanation is that willie does not want to die, therefore he angles his sword to help block attacks

lime oasis
#

the others are from beta

solid cloak
#

do you get it though

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i feel like you need to be told about 98 more times what autoparry is

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are you sure

vapid hornet
#

i feel like you have the same brain power as the two fishes combined

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and thats like

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small

earnest oyster
#

How do people hold their knife like in the trailer? yk when he lifts it over his head then stabs it into the guy

vapid hornet
earnest oyster
earnest oyster
vapid hornet
earnest oyster
#

thanks guys

naive moth
#

wrong game

vapid hornet
river oriole
#

aim for the head :)

rain bluff
ruby notch
#

They could’ve atleast fixed the blood in the new update the gravity is awful and it just floats in the air and disappears before it even gets near the ground

subtle rock
#

Trousers

river oriole
#

sheesh

ruby notch
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and it seems like the frame rates are even worse with blood after the last fix

naive moth
#

poor dude

subtle rock
proven depot
#

How did you instal mods already

#

Thine will be done

river oriole
#

how'd you get that many trousers? are you snatching your enemies' pants?

solar grove
#

basically if your sword is in front of your character [not too left or right] you have a bit of aim assist

river oriole
#

don't try to help this guy he'll get mad

proven depot
river oriole
#

see? i told you

proven depot
#

Text is deceiving

#

Halfsword is forever

river oriole
#

ok

rain bluff
#

woman are temporary
Willie is eternal

untold wraith
proven depot
#

That's me?

untold wraith
#

No

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Loser

rain bluff
#

smoth

untold wraith
#

Why do

#

You

#

Text

#

Like

#

This

river oriole
#

what are ur settings on

warm sky
proven depot
normal oak
#

Is half sword optimization fixed guys

warm sky
#

compared to what

#

day 1? it's playable now yeah

river oriole
#

no but it's getting better for the most part

proven depot
#

Oh wait I joined it

warm sky
#

compared to demo? give it weeks

proven depot
#

Yeahhhh

dull notch
neat valley
#

now kiss

river oriole
#

it probably won't ever run great on some PCs just because it's on unreal 5

neat valley
#

did he bite on your lips

#

freaky

warm sky
#

the romantic tension is crazy

river oriole
#

did he bite off your fingers

#

that's what pisses me off

neat valley
#

everytime a zombie bites me i like instantly fall over

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then crawl and moan and then get back up

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woahhh

#

a backdoor man

warm sky
#

a man of culture

river oriole
#

most people gotta pay for that

neat valley
#

ananananananan

naive moth
dull notch
neat valley
warm sky
#

romantic dinner for two in the depths of the abyss

neat valley
#

find 2 zombies

river oriole
#

he tore you a new one, literally

warm sky
#

pixels charged separately

naive moth
warm sky
#

well

hallow monolith
#

you should cook the buttocks before eating them

river oriole
#

i would too if a zombie bit my ass off

naive moth
warm sky
#

we had to manage expectations here yeah exactly

dull notch
#

Were you able to make it?

river oriole
#

give it time

neat valley
river oriole
#

it'll heal in time

proven depot
#

Damn you guys are fun

worn egret
#

it can't be...

neat valley
#

omg

#

the one fork is real

hallow monolith
neat valley
naive moth
true lily
river oriole
#

you got some money for me boah?

empty raptor
#

Hey guys is half sword optimized now? I’m still hesitant to buy it because I don’t wanna get it and have my PC crash or lag out

worn egret
#

it's so awesome when you get your neck bit in the abyss and like 30 seconds later you get back up

neat valley
#

20 dorra

worn egret
#

such a rush

hallow monolith
# neat valley yes

the game goated, i was playing on my potato pc 1 year ago and it could suprisingly run it

empty raptor
hallow monolith
obsidian heath
#

Is there a trainer out there yet

neat valley
proven depot
#

Dude I just bought the game right when it was out

neat valley
#

then i bought it like uhh

#

a year and a few months back

river oriole
#

i just want a mod to give the crossbow infinite ammo

neat valley
#

and played till chapter 6

#

and im finishing it rn

hallow monolith
neat valley
#

american venom is my next mission

river oriole
hallow monolith
river oriole
#

i pray for him

proven depot
#

Pls don't cry

worn egret
#

great view

ruby cairn
#

i hate the new abyss not because its bad but because im a scaredy cat

rough sable
#

found a duping glitch

naive moth
#

atp just quit to the menu

hallow monolith
rough sable
#

how do i find the pictures i sent?

river oriole
#

eventually another zombie is gonna spawn and bite off the other cheek

naive moth
worn egret
proven depot
#

Actually, I'll go play Skyrim

rough sable
proven depot
#

Maybe

worn egret
#

level 2 role

proven depot
#

Maybe one day

rough sable
#

in the photography channel bro

quick citrus
#

i left my halfsword running on the forest map all night and it was still running when i woke up

faint flume
#

Sword but its Half

rough sable
#

where do i find the file for it halfsword

quick citrus
#

acident

hallow monolith
hallow monolith
#

red dead my fav game bro

#

i love it

rough sable
#

how do i find the file where the pictures go in half sword

quick citrus
#

it was only at about 68 degrees

#

i tried saying the previous number but

naive moth
river oriole
karmic marsh
#

Quick Q, how do i equip clothes in game

I pressed H on accident and undressed in front of a pervy zombie

proven depot
karmic marsh
#

THe other chat is bitching too much

naive moth
quick citrus
hallow monolith
# naive moth red dead fried my pc

bro, i was playing on the shittiest gaming laptop and my laptop could still somehow run the game, it started becoming a bit laggier thoi bc i accedentaly broke my charger

karmic marsh
#

sweeeeeeet

#

zombie saw my pecker and im a bit embarrassed

naive moth
hallow monolith
naive moth
proven depot
#

I agree

plucky thistle
#

how do i bite?

hallow monolith
worn egret
hallow monolith
proven depot
#

It wants to eat

naive moth
river oriole
hallow monolith
river oriole
#

discord isn't

proven depot
#

Yes many manor lords

river oriole
#

nah

rough sable
#

WHERE IS THE DAMN PHOTO FILE ON MY PC how do i find it

naive moth
hallow monolith
#

manor lords is expensive, im broke and only got 47 cents

proven depot
#

How do I climb this feudal ladder?

naive moth
rough sable
#

WHERE IS THE DAMN PHOTO FILE ON MY PC how do i find it plsss

river oriole
#

it's impossible!!!

proven depot
worn egret
#

graphics to low 480p

proven depot
#

Chaos is a ladder

#

Oh shit

#

Computer died

hallow monolith
proven depot
#

Actually, it's too slow

#

No, it's too fast

#

Now it does nothing

hallow monolith
#

graphics or fps?

proven depot
#

Graphics nice

#

Fps nice

hallow monolith
#

bro, that graphics would lag my pc

#

oh

proven depot
#

Shut up

worn egret
#

I Heart Cheat Engine

proven depot
#

Oh ok

hallow monolith
#

hm, you should get a chinese or japanese pc

worn egret
hallow monolith
#

asian tech is better than western tech

proven depot
#

Computer, Gayorgia

#

Gayorgia

quick citrus
#

hotfix already fixing muscle progression? man devs you guys are lowkeyt so attractive....

naive moth
proven depot
hallow monolith
#

ching na

#

thai leeend

proven depot
#

Japanesu

#

Korea

#

Samsung

hallow monolith
#

lets invade chainauuuuuuuuuuu

worn egret
#

do you guys like shredded wheat

#

i love shredded wheat

hallow monolith
#

lets spread imperialismuu

quick citrus
#

thgat is not shreadded wheat

proven depot
worn egret
#

yes it is

quick citrus
#

that is like bricked wheat

proven depot
#

Sorry for saying shit btw

quick citrus
#

wheat that has been bricked

hallow monolith
worn egret
proven depot
hallow monolith
quick citrus
#

me if i was a horse i suppose

worn egret
hallow monolith
worn egret
proven depot
fiery dawn
hallow monolith
hallow monolith
ripe cradle
#

What mode is that?

worn egret
#

just england tbh

proven depot
#

Can we into Europe?

worn egret
#

and the south of it at that

ripe cradle
#

Where even are you like my game is just a arena

hallow monolith
ripe cradle
#

No problem

hallow monolith
#

ching chang chong, i eat fry bat

proven depot
#

Me too

ripe cradle
#

oh ok

#

i dindt know mb

#

Ty

foggy pollen
#

do black metal shoes and greaves exist

#

ive spent over 10k restocking and havent found emagony

ripe basin
#

So the billhook is op

halcyon wave
#

Ill be honest i have no issues running the game except in the slums. My frames drop drastically there. Is there anywa to fix it

ripe cradle
#

i did not noticed the game had launched i thought it only had the demo

foggy pollen
#

i mean yea but i might as well also use my money

#

havent found it on a willie nor in the shop

halcyon wave
#

Im trying

royal salmon
royal salmon
#

Specs?

#

Also try switch between dx11 and 12

#

Wdym by that

lethal sail
#

Any news on the amd issues being fixed?

royal salmon
#

There isn’t a 2nd gpu…

royal salmon
#

If you have the 2nd gpu ever made you aren’t even running discord

#

Do you mean like a 2080?

#

What brand st least??

lethal sail
#

Am I the only one having issues with a 2 monitor set up?

royal salmon
#

That’s not a gpu brand

#

Go in settings in your pc you can find specs there

ripe basin
#

Billhook just brought me to the commoner tourney fr fr

calm thicket
#

guys its me birthday

royal salmon
calm thicket
#

AND ITS THE SUPERBOWL

#

GO HAWKS

#

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ripe basin
#

FUCK YEAH

#

IM GOING DOWNTOWN IN A BIT FOR THE GAME

hallow monolith
royal salmon
calm thicket
calm thicket
ripe basin
#

But from seattle

calm thicket
#

ohhhhhhhhhh

#

that makes sense

royal salmon
#

What do hawks have to do with superb owls smh my head

calm thicket
#

bru doesnt give a gaf

royal salmon
#

That’s not mud

#

If you look at the wall, you will see it’s a toliet up there…

worn egret
#

ur slipping on shit brodie

woeful flame
#

…what

#

LOL

near iris
#

Why do i have two pictures of a dead hare in my phone

fierce hearth
woeful flame
#

LOOOOL

near iris
#

That i found in the desert

visual maple
woeful flame
#

This CANT be historically accurate

worn egret
#

LOL

ripe basin
#

FATAL ERROR IN MY COMMONER TOURNEY WHYYYYYY

visual maple
#

oh dear 😭

glass parrot
#

dude we need a sorting system on the chest

visual maple
#

cellar

#

cellar binding of isaac

spare stump
#

Why is there a UFO in the alley map??

royal salmon
royal salmon
spare stump
visual maple
royal salmon
#

Oh a ufo

glass parrot
#

I can only select the random mode

stuck island
#

halfsword is a fun game

visual maple
#

willies are aliens theory???

royal salmon
spare stump
fierce hearth
#

thats supposed to be like that

#

thats a medieval toilet

royal salmon
#

And it only pics submission

worn egret
#

teabagging was invented in the 15th century

ripe basin
#

COMMONER TOURNEY WON HELL YEAHSTVE

dull notch
woeful flame
#

Me

main gorge
#

"push his face into the mud" is now a lie and instead is literal shit

worn egret
#

imminent death

rotund swift
#

does the baron not drop golden shoes?

worn egret
#

no

rotund swift
#

just beat him for the 8th time or something and unlocked the "baron set" but cant find any shoes

#

damn

neat valley
#

beating someone up and taking their shoes feels like taking someones jordans lmfao

solid cloak
rotund swift
#

alright i guess now i will wait until half sword enhancer to be updated to early access and to also include muscle sliders n shit

solid cloak
rotund swift
#

hes a broke ass then clearly

#

i expected golden shoes

vivid hill
#

POV you manage to block this swing from cutting your neck, but you instead redirected it up across your face

frail geode
neat valley
#

dude the zombie went straight for my ass and it looks like my butthole bleeding

#

who codes these freaky ass dudes

neat valley
#

hes genuinely grabbing at it and munching on it

visual maple
#

Am I crazy or did the lighting improve after the patch

thorn patio
neat valley
#

i died from ass eating

sweet wigeon
neat valley
#

lmfao

sweet wigeon
#

lmfaoo

neat valley
#

he putting a little spit into it too

sweet wigeon
#

idk what kinda boredom the souls are subjected to while waiting for us to die but theyre pretty excited

neat valley
#

9 souls seek your butthole.

main gorge
#

skibidis

untold echo
#

mmm gambeson

main gorge
#

give me 20 dollars for half sword : )

vivid hill
#

Damn @unreal bay yalls budget was $20?

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untold echo
main gorge
#

it even shows

#

that it says 20 bucks

naive coral
#

Rip my baron armor im finna reset my shi back to beggar

quick citrus
#

just backup ur save first

#

i keep a folder for all my friends saves when they play

vivid hill
#

I would start backing it up lol

quick citrus
#

i love keeping a save for all different ranks as well for weight and height editing

#

is fun

naive coral
#

How dyu back a save up

naive coral
quick citrus
#

backup all files in that folder

#

or most importantly gameprogress.sav

polar echo
vivid hill
polar echo
#

hmm

#

i dont think testers were paid rly