general-catfish-🐱🐟

[cobalt locust]

Ruh roh raggy

[queen dagger]

In the end we all just have monkey brains and neurons fire when you bonk a Willy

[hard swallow]

true

[dry merlin]

My gf loves watching me play Halfsword but my best friend and I stayed up all night discussing different armor and medieval weapons and fighting styles. My gf won’t be mad if a 6 foot tall crate arrives with armor right

[worldly vapor]

mgiht be mad at the 5 thousand dollar pricetag

[queen dagger]

Definitely not she would actually appreciate if you used her credit card too

[dry merlin]

I’m a sucker for anything with Knights in it. This game is the only thing in my brain rn

[dry merlin]

HMMMMM interesting

[subtle storm]

i am just built different, i am a gamer... i play lots of games, and i am a fan of horror, blood n gore, action, adventure, indie, story based games lover.

[dry merlin]

Oh well, gotta break the news that we gotta bike to work but there’s a suit of gothic knight armor on display in the living room

[hard swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peak-is-this-peak-so-peak-peak-it's-just-so-peak-gif-1360442599844596686

[worldly vapor]

is biking to work really so bad

[dry merlin]

Holy moly

[dry merlin]

Not really

[queen dagger]

Kinda same I like some mid-evil games like mordhau so when this popped up on the map I shiddid a brick

[subtle storm]

i am gonna cosplay medieval knight..

[subtle storm]

woman edition*

[dry merlin]

PEAK

[queen dagger]

With @dry merlin ‘s armor he used his gf card to buy with

[worldly vapor]

mid evil

[queen dagger]

You’re sharing it right?

[gleaming ermine]

I love fish

[queen dagger]

Potato potato

[dry merlin]

Im probably gonna instead make the armor in a local forge since it might be a thousand dollars cheaper but take more time to make

[dry merlin]

Depends

[subtle storm]

[queen dagger]

Now that’s some giddawilly energy

[dry merlin]

I love making cosplays and I was planning on making a black knight one from dark souls but I’m stubborn and if I’m making armor it has to be steel.

Same with the chainsaw man one I was making, if I’m making it, the chainsaws are gonna move

[queen dagger]

That’s sick but have you seen the oath breaker paladin from bg3 that’s some armor right there

[dry merlin]

Yup

[worldly vapor]

black knight fromy motny python

[queen dagger]

Even better

[dry merlin]

Elite knowledge right here

Holy haven’t heard that in a long time

[queen dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-mind-relatable-connection-funny-meme-gif-5907854347893100775

[worldly vapor]

its pretty common in this discord cuz

were all freaking ugly nerds

[dry merlin]

Finally I found my people, only took several years to find a nerdy game with an equally nerdy community

Anyway gonna go stare at Knight armor for the next 5 hours, later y’all and have a good rest of your nights/day

[worldly vapor]

what knight armor

[civic owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1121133779415744613/1147356070747066509/Discord_3J8zkfJ8vt.gif

[dry merlin]

14th century and some Gothic ceremonial armor. I do like cruisader armor and hounskull armor

Holy Apple you’re screwing up my typing

iPhone moment

I love German 15th century gothic armor

[faint dragon]

Legendary gif

[worldly vapor]

yumme

[dry merlin]

Chefs kiss

[vast vector]

i too would love to kiss the chef

[dry merlin]

Same, because they COOKED with the armor

[pearl coral]

hi

[dry merlin]

Gothic armor especially since they have more ridges and grooves to allow blades to slide off although they weren’t used often in combat

[dry merlin]

ih

[pearl coral]

they were used often in combat

there are very few types of armor not used in combat

[dry merlin]

Mainly for ceremonial purposes but certain kinds were used in combat

I love the looks of the ceremonial ones more

[worldly vapor]

actual ceremonial armor borders on ridiculous trust me

[pearl coral]

even many of the “ceremonial” ones are misattributed and probably would’ve been worn in combat

[worldly vapor]

this is from the 1500s

made in an antique style

[pearl coral]

yeah things that are visibly impractical are ceremonial lol

[dry merlin]

That’s why I like them, for me armor is armor and I like even the ones that have long shoes since that was the fashion at the time

[worldly vapor]

I aboslutely love how they imitated classical design

[pearl coral]

there’s another wack ass all’antica harness i need to find

[vast vector]

after multiples tries, i got out of beggero commoner, now i im militia

im happy

[dry merlin]

Yeah, impractical but design wise are beautiful

If I could send images I would show some German armors I love

Need to level up 💔

[worldly vapor]

my lord

[pearl coral]

fah @worldly vapor do you have that one harness handy where it’s mostly maille and a burgonet with falling buffe that extends down to the sternum

[worldly vapor]

I have no idea

what kind of helmet do you think this is

is this a burgonet?

[atomic zealot]

Is there a limit to how many times you can come back to life when ur character dies?

[pearl coral]

yeah

[jolly oak]

as long as you beat the ghouls that want to eat your soul, or have none in the first place, you will come back

[atomic zealot]

great, thanks a lot

[worldly vapor]

this one is rlly cool its like a cross between a burgonet and a sturmhaube

[pearl coral]

neat

dude i need to find that harness im talking about

[worldly vapor]

pinterest is such a goldmine of random armor

u can prob find it on there

wtf kinda helmet is this

[pearl coral]

hat

[dry merlin]

A silly one

[sturdy sinew]

sailor hat ahh

[worldly vapor]

just metal hat

[pearl coral]

might be reminiscent of the mysterious “montaulban” hat that one french source talks about vaguely

that one note on the arming of the men of the kingdom of france

[worldly vapor]

btw what is the name of this helmet its not really a kettle imo

[plush shore]

fastest way to build muscle?

[pearl coral]

cabasset

[tiny sparrow]

armour up then burn stamina

[worldly vapor]

woah butt armor

[plush shore]

does it work in sparring matches or do I need to do normal matches

[pearl coral]

ugh!!!!

[tiny sparrow]

im not to sure of that one myself i was wondering the same shit earlier all i know is armour up and burn stam

[sturdy sinew]

I'm not sure that muscle building actually works right now

[tiny sparrow]

that looks byzantine

[pearl coral]

it’s not

[worldly vapor]

byzantines had no european plate armor

[pearl coral]

i think this is false

[worldly vapor]

i thought only venetian and italian mercenaries in their employment wore

[pearl coral]

im fairly certain whatwith the byzantine ties to the region italy had actually been exporting armor to them for a long time

[worldly vapor]

do we have any art or surviving instances of byzantine full plate

[pearl coral]

don’t think so

tbh i haven’t seen much art from 15thc byzantium tho

[tiny sparrow]

Byzantine forces used plate armor, particularly in their final centuries (13th–15th centuries) by adopting Italianate, Western-style plate

[worldly vapor]

yea its kinda a problem we dont have a lot of byzantium at all

[tiny sparrow]

frome google

[worldly vapor]

a lot of the best sources for byzantine armor is from church paintings

[pearl coral]

bad source generally

[weary tinsel]

sup

crusader armour doesnt fit half sword

[pearl coral]

there were italian outposts near the balkans and whatnot i believe there was one in cyprus for a while that have had armets discovered on them (with breathing holes curiously enough)

[worldly vapor]

its interesting to me how we have so many survivign instances of ancient roman and greek armor but almost nothing from byzantium even though it also spanned like 1000 years

[pearl coral]

maybe not cyprus

[worldly vapor]

maybe thats an adaptian from non italians?

[weary tinsel]

nvm

[worldly vapor]

also what source is there that says they used full plate

[pearl coral]

the venetian colony negroponte on euboea i think was what i was talking about

[pearl coral]

i don’t have a source on hand but i’ve seen a lot of discourse on trade between the byzantines and north italian republics as well as generally reputable depictions of noble byzantines in italian export

[pearl coral]

i think it was maybe an adaptation to wear on foot since the tropical environment might make some cavalry things unfavorable

spitballing

[worldly vapor]

oh where does one find these depictions

[weary tinsel]

I have heard of this

interesting

[worldly vapor]

i found this from a byz manuscript

[worldly vapor]

the last one coud be depicting italian men I think its from a venetian controlled area

[pearl coral]

3 and maybe the others are Andreas Pavias’s crucifixion, newest pic is by an iconographer named Nikolaos Tzafouris

[worldly vapor]

i love how he still has the SPQR banner

[worldly vapor]

oh but the crucifixion is from the Cretan School so theres a strong possibility the armor choice was influenced by venetian presence rather than byzantine norms

these icons are really good though

[pearl coral]

these guys are from a fresco in an orthodox church near heracleion

[pearl coral]

allegedly this italian artwork is displaying the entrance of an emperor to italy but idk couldn’t find much on it

[weary tinsel]

very nice giornea

[worldly vapor]

if its an italian artwork chances are it could be just depicting an emperor how they'd expect rather than his actual armor norms

also the dubrovnik purchases of italian armor

was that what youre talking about?

apparently serbia purchased a lot of italian armor

[pearl coral]

this depiction of john viii paleologos was made during his visit to “buda”

[pearl coral]

shrug i figured it might be pertinent

[pearl coral]

i haven’t heard of this yet

[worldly vapor]

is that kasten brust armor or some other type

[weary tinsel]

kastenbrust

[pearl coral]

edit for clarity

[worldly vapor]

ye I rlly doubt for some reason that a roman emperor was wearing kastenbrust

idk why

prob cuz its not italian

[teal creek]

is there a way to start a new game?

[pearl coral]

it was said that it was provided to him by one of the other kings in attendance of the meeting

interesting thing on the turks who conquered constantinople

[worldly vapor]

that makes sense

[pearl coral]

go to appdata and delete your savegames in the half sword folder

[worldly vapor]

what book is this

[steep moth]

delete gameprogress.sav

it's in appdata/local/halfswordue5 and then some more

[versed socket]

That has to be bait

[worldly vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[dry merlin]

[versed socket]

Nah it's just a regular cloth hat but metal (y'know like how they made armored version of clothing articles)

[slow pawn]

is there somekind of cheat menu out? or is there an ingame thing?

[abstract flower]

how do i fix this issue

i cant post images here

[versed socket]

?

[still gate]

Pibby, Bluey, Ohio, bowser fart, Peppino. Chungus, Among Us, Jumbo Josh. Skibid Toilet, and Ghetto Smosh.

https://tenor.com/view/pibby-bluey-ohio-bowser-fart-pepino-gif-15476894054843795767

[pearl coral]

@weary tinsel no ck

[pearl coral]

it’s mostly maille but it has a burgonet and falling buffe that look animalistic and it has segments reaching down to the sternum

[weary tinsel]

Yeah not sure about that one

[pearl coral]

i posted it probably a month ago

[supple forge]

ahaaa streaming is interesting

[versed socket]

I reckon it's not this one but i want to post it anyway

[pearl coral]

scrolled my message history and landed right on it

[supple forge]

🙂 streaming halfsword tonight lets goooo

[versed socket]

Ohhhh yessss

[elder pawn]

Ohhhh nooooo

[pearl coral]

lovely image

[versed socket]

[incoherent mumble]

[lime harness]

I love hearing one of my cats fighting something in the forest and I literally can't do anything about it because the brush is way too thick to walk through and it's pitch black out

here's to hoping he's just pissed at a raccoon and not hiding in a tree from a cougar, then again if it was a cougar I wouldn't be hearing him right now

[pearl coral]

playing ck3 and have conquered sardinia

i am the ultrajudge

[gentle copper]

woah penis armor

[weary tinsel]

[versed socket]

sardinia carpenter the famous singer

[gentle copper]

1066 or 867?

a lot harder to do in 867 cuz you gotta start as a count first and then conquer Sardinia but now you're bordering the Kingdom of Italy cuz Italy owns Corsica

and that's just the surface

one time I did a sardinia playthrough and a Tunisian conqueror showed up 😭😭

[weary tinsel]

Opinion on this placard 😆

[supple forge]

Hey sammm do you know the requirements of the content creator role and how I get it?

[gentle copper]

Megamind armor

[versed socket]

opinion on this placard ? (elite meme)

[ashen warren]

my birthday is in 3 minutes :)

[weary tinsel]

[elder pawn]

nonono the metal penis guard is soooooo necessary

the most important piece of armor

[weary tinsel]

Its a codpiece

[elder pawn]

Codpieces are S tier armor

[versed socket]

(the penis doesn't go inside btw)

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-steve-carell-michael-scott-thats-what-she-said-gif-20446601

[weary tinsel]

[elder pawn]

Mmmm bobby

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-dad-bobby-ok-okay-no-you-dont-have-to-gif-5351354616916592062

[weary tinsel]

Theo von

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/theo-von-bobby-bobbeh-mmmm-bobby-mmmm-bobbeh-gif-2325899012926313542

[elder pawn]

I have a hole in my shoes

[mellow geyser]

my bad gang

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ihaveaholeinmyshoes-i-have-a-hole-in-my-shoes-hey-dad-can-i-get-new-shoes-of-course-buddy-gif-17691330662127410900

[weary tinsel]

Nah genuinely wtf is this

[feral fulcrum]

A car

[mellow geyser]

finally, sex while driving

[weary tinsel]

[mellow geyser]

the car nine months later:

[mellow geyser]

oh hi leon

[elder pawn]

he’s a fish

Mark edward fish

[fading belfry]

this is the worst ive ever seen chat

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-miss-you-i-love-you-filthy-frank-hair-cake-idubbbz-gif-24440022

[mellow geyser]

first time?

[pearl coral]

always 1066

[mellow geyser]

lamee, i always start 867

[fresh slate]

@fresh slate yo take your medications

[mellow geyser]

i do also only start in ireland but i digress

[weary tinsel]

Huh

[quaint ore]

lads

[mellow geyser]

and ladies

and lad-theys even

[elder pawn]

Son is that the Heather Mason from silent hill 3

[versed socket]

happy bird day

[ashen warren]

thank you

[weary tinsel]

Bobby

[quaint ore]

i go so far in abyss it fatal errored

[hard swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1469584731656949790/FXPMLIN.gif

[quaint ore]

i have yet to see a damn baron in the abyss

not even sure if there is one

[weary tinsel]

Haven't gotten that far either

[quaint ore]

damn i should of check my score

rip

[vivid hill]

I is sleepy

must I sleep

but code

[quaint ore]

go sleep

[ashen warren]

Rest my friend

Please

[vivid hill]

but code

[worldly estuary]

sleep

[vivid hill]

it calls me

[worldly estuary]

big sleep

more code after sleep

[quaint ore]

BUT SLEEP

[sweet yarrow]

Guys ive been playing for like 3 hours and cant get past begger😭

[weary tinsel]

Yeah imma sleep

[worldly estuary]

dude i struggled too

get a long weapon and just boink people

[quaint ore]

damage maybe?

[sweet yarrow]

Its 12:15 am where I am so im gonna try tomorrow

[feral fulcrum]

You mean from dbd

[quaint ore]

same

ciao

[elder pawn]

Son i weep

[sweet yarrow]

Ah i love dbd

[vivid hill]

But I finally got code ready to start writing

[feral fulcrum]

She’s from dbd

[vivid hill]

It took so long

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-heather-dancing-heather-mason-dance-dancing-gif-5051730797254252467

[elder pawn]

This is L baits

[quaint ore]

IT CAN WAIT TILL TMR IT AINT GOING NO WHERE

[vivid hill]

😭

its gonna compile itself without me

[sweet yarrow]

Thanks though hopefully it helps

[safe sandal]

adjusting mouse dpi and sensitivity, and also accel swinging into enemies after they overextend themselves in an attack is what helped me get to baron

also make sure your mouse movements are precise

[quaint ore]

or if all else fails go nuts

[sweet yarrow]

Yeah im really bad at hitting enemies

[quaint ore]

works mostly

[safe sandal]

your body in the game helps a lot with the momentum of your swing

[sweet yarrow]

The brawls are the easiest ones

[quaint ore]

yep

alr im gonna sleep

[safe sandal]

if you swing from left to right, hold the movement key forward and right, just as the swing is about to release, you will get so much more force and momentum

[sweet yarrow]

Gn

[safe sandal]

and right to left vice versa

[quaint ore]

night

[sweet yarrow]

Ah ok

[safe sandal]

yeah so you basically want to move your body into your swings

[mellow geyser]

happens

[safe sandal]

shift helps you get away from enemies attacks and it also allows you to swing faster and hard with short movement key taps

[elder pawn]

your mom

[safe sandal]

honestly you can also not worry about enemies hitting you, most of the time they overextend themselves and you can get free hits in, just be careful not to get hit

[sweet yarrow]

Alright thanks

Hopefully i wont be begger tomorrow

[safe sandal]

nah you got this

[pale bough]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-fact-checked-true-sigismund-kcd2-kcd-gif-12154432158578270300

[elder pawn]

Sigismund…

[lavish onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/kmt-chiang-kai-shek-real-kuomintag-patriots-chiefs-taiwan-gif-17579615360057427467

[worldly vapor]

im a real kuomintang patriot

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-true-cowpoke-pooner-qianlong-gif-3827914201118197286

[still gate]

#gobacktopatch3

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-among-us-sus-sussy-baka-gif-25187184

[lavish onyx]

the son of heaven decrees

[vestal eagle]

I lowkey love my hair rn

I look like this guy

https://tenor.com/view/wichana-bible-wichapas-bible-lord-farquaad-wichapas-gif-9233782553549749131

Except I'm not short and prissy

[white prawn]

irl hair or sword in half 🤔

[elder pawn]

you are doe

[vestal eagle]

irl

[white prawn]

ok :D

i am an inch or two shorter than Napoleon

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-ai-robot-ai-meme-ai-meme-gif-509507551361818171

[elder pawn]

Thanks antman

[vestal eagle]

Napoleon was like 5'7 so ur fine

[white prawn]

ik

I'm 5'5 that's why I said thst

[vestal eagle]

That "Napoleon complex" bs was propaganda because napoleon had such a massive shlong and was such a good leader

They hated him so bad they come up with literally anything to demean him

[white prawn]

yuh

one of the propaganda was portraying him in the same light as we portray certain recent dictators

[vestal eagle]

Exactly

[white prawn]

as far as facts are concerned, Napoleon is cool and awesome and has insane plot armor

[untold charm]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469596593673211976 battle of the chuds in suggestions oh my god

[vestal eagle]

Like how did they from the image on the left to the image on the right

Napoleon was a chad, not the chud bitch on the right

[white prawn]

I've heard Napoleon actually tried to get himself killed in that one Russian war but all the cannon shots and musket shots missed him anyways

would've been cooler to find him dead in war than find him dead of disease though

[vestal eagle]

Why does my Alexa pronounce Jerma the German way

[white prawn]

Alexa is German

truat

[vestal eagle]

It says something more like Gearma instead of germa

[vestal eagle]

Alexa is a goyim

[signal olive]

anyone know any solution to camera mode bugging out where you are stuck in camera mode PoV even if you try to exit it? swapping pov to first pov and pressing freecam don't solve it (pressing F for freecam just does arrow time, which i can tell via the sfx), menu won't pop up with esc

NEVERMIND it's solved by taking a picture (x)

[vestal eagle]

I lowk love bootybuttcheeks

[smoky root]

did they actually add balls hitbox to the game

[inland briar]

yes you can crush willie's balls.

it stuns him.

and has him Screaming in pain

[alpine wedge]

just dragging a drunken man back to his home safe and sound

[vivid hill]

Saw these two trees making out today while on a walk.. it was awkward

[vestal eagle]

Watch out for willies

They like to hide on the forest map

[vivid hill]

My bodyguards are with me dw

[vestal eagle]

Everytime I see ts bro

[storm otter]

villainous henchmen head ass

when hounskull

[carmine gate]

These moddings always remind me of the ''you broke my heart'' meme on insta

[storm otter]

“true willie”

[uneven elk]

I feel like some of these should do more damage, and its pretty inconsistent

Like obviously the physics is janky but sometimes it looks like they hit hard and it does no damage

[fading belfry]

i feel like some objects are hard coded to deal more physical damage than others

[south tangle]

what do I even do now

[elder pawn]

Throw it at him

duh

[lofty kindle]

Please use #modmail to report users. Pinging the whole modteam should only be in an emergency.

I hate discord that message is ages old.

[spring notch]

why are there a bunch of weapons i cant use in freeplay?

[tough garden]

Is there a way to play fist play in the early access

[untold charm]

the pillarmen

https://klipy.com/gifs/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-49

[fading belfry]

figured out how to make my willy little

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772960543627673630/1459337476836687892/Pv4VYWO.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372996708937502750/1402824347164475578/togif.gif

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-orb-chicken-orb-chorb-cock-gif-27361113

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-gif-23116344

[elder pawn]

can we just kill him

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437180450962673861/1441243753900671167/shado.gif

[flat widget]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-sol-bandit-bringer-punching-gif-26292339

[honest crest]

politics debate going on in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[elder pawn]

Can we please kill ben

[fading belfry]

shoot ben

[elder pawn]

disembowel ben

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772960543627673630/1459337476836687892/Pv4VYWO.gif

[fading belfry]

cinidi

[elder pawn]

Oh my god shut the fuck up

[scarlet creek]

Sad chud are you a truecel

[elder pawn]

i’m a chudcel

i’m chudmaxxing

[scarlet creek]

Are you sleep deprived, eating like shit, mouth breathing and consuming brainrot content

[elder pawn]

yes

of course

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[elder pawn]

hahaha! im such a fat fucking chud

[scarlet creek]

Are you really aroace or just larping as volcel to fool everyone

🤔

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-chud-fat-chud-brucedroppemoff-bruce-gif-7290048522851418216

[elder pawn]

What is a volcel

[scarlet creek]

Voluntary celibate

[elder pawn]

No i am actually aroace

[scarlet creek]

delete your messages suggesting you posted something bad

[elder pawn]

Ben shut the fuck up

please

[scarlet creek]

My chicken balls

[proven bay]

Punt this little fella like a football

[fading belfry]

thats me

[proven bay]

You'll get punted like a football..

[scarlet creek]

#Broootal #blackpill #heightpill #heightism #lookism

[scarlet creek]

Why is that foot deformed

[proven bay]

Willie is deformed all over

[scarlet creek]

Shut up ndcel

😾

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Even chuddier than sad chud

[atomic mist]

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[tribal quail]

hank

[gentle trout]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-charlie-kirk-meme-charlie-kire-golden-charlie-kirk-japan-charlie-kirk-small-gif-13997572783739258294

[little tartan]

hello half sworders

thanks bro

[frozen niche]

Keeps crashing my whole pc screen freezes and sound keeps going idk why

[neon pivot]

is ur pc able to support the game

[gentle trout]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-impressed-ohio-impressed-impressive-approved-gif-4436552342543765255

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-speed-ishowspeed-ohiounderstand-gif-5708579072330997022

https://klipy.com/gifs/whats-a-father-xxx

[stoic plinth]

it’s genuinely unplayable if you have an 9070xt

Driver time out almost every time it’s so weird

[frosty stratus]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469979984306376827

[frosty stratus]

i have an rx 6700 xt and it runs fine for me

[stoic plinth]

Cuz it’s not the 9070xt lmfao

[tribal quail]

time docotr freeman

[hushed roost]

AMD be having quite the struggle with halfsword recently

[tribal quail]

wait

[carmine walrus]

is the muscle bug fixed yet?

[weak heron]

anyone know how i can make my blades stop dismembering them i dont want decapitations i want neck slices

[fading belfry]

you get what you get and you dont throw a fit

[restive trench]

try lowering gore

[weak heron]

yeah that worked

[carmine gate]

So excited for custom daggers

[river oriole]

how many times have you posted this today ffs

[carmine gate]

Or knives

Wait wth is dis 💀

[river oriole]

seen this shit 20 times today

[carmine gate]

Bro watched too much insta reels, needs a savior

[chilly isle]

city booty

[carmine gate]

I'm about to turn into a preacher, going "The power of lock in compels you"

[river oriole]

parents gotta start putting screen time locks on their kids phones man

sheesh

[carmine gate]

We need more lock in edits for them. Gotta catch them kids where they at

Instead of jonkler phonk and Italian brainrot edits, we give'em lebron and sports

[river oriole]

😬

i guess that's better than the alternative

[sonic python]

never btw

[carmine gate]

You never know 🤷. Gotta stay hopeful till the end fr

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[carmine gate]

Why do I have the sudden urge to see Willie in a suit?

[mint wigeon]

What one would you click? (Doesn't matter abt quality)

[carmine gate]

First one if you're talking about survival chances

Even if it's slim to none

[frail shadow]

what is the max mass?

[carmine gate]

I hit 97kg last time I checked

But now it's around 75 again for some reason.

[frail shadow]

ok appreciate it (:

[spark holly]

I had to upgrade from 3060 to 5070Ti to be able can pull off >100 FPS on Low at 2k and finally be able to play
The era of Unreal Engine 5 games

[solid lake]

why am i always 66kg? do i need to die for me to get more kg?

and also how do i access the leg part of the armor? because i tried trousers and hosen and i still cant access cuisses and greaves

[frail shadow]

you need arming doublet for cuisses

and hosen are the only pants to go under armor

[quick bronze]

heres my ksp glider (ignore the music)

[frail shadow]

and you lose muscle when dying

[frosty stratus]

i told grok to make these 2 willies fist fight. the first image is what i put in. wtf is this 😭

i want my ram back

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/u8-h31GK4EU?si=llki9P4mR7lokUwH

Valentines is soon

[pearl lagoon]

oml I know that audio but I don't understand anything about it

but like elite ball knower

[quick bronze]

its the theme when taboritsky forms the holy russian empire in the hoi4 mod the new order

basically he thinks that alexei (a dead child of the russian tsar) is still alive and purges russia to "prepare russia for his return"

[pearl lagoon]

yeah thats some what I remember of it

[tall yew]

Morning fellow halfsworders

[white prawn]

Both are bad, but the first one is bette- oh wait discord showed me this instead of the present chat what the fuck

[tall yew]

Discord tends to do some "special" stuff sometimes

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/spot-late-inabakumori-vocaloid-kaai-yuki-animation-gif-874869795057809482

[primal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-avatar-meme-gif-25115218

[white prawn]

fir me discord shows gifs from Krisp or whatever the unpopular gif site was

but only on pc

on mobile it's the regular tenor gif catalog

[white prawn]

oh ok

[craggy trail]

Make them kiss

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1436344054995620044/watermark.gif

[remote crater]

Someone open ts

[frosty stratus]

sora banana generated

[remote crater]

I'm finna get smth for free

Plz

[craggy trail]

What if I don’t want to give China my information

[remote crater]

It's owned by us company now

[craggy trail]

Well I REALLY don’t want to give America my information

[remote crater]

Don't worry they won't

It will just open tiktok shop and u don't have to pay for anything

[craggy trail]

guh I don’t have tiktok

Can’t do it

[night kraken]

They already have it

[craggy trail]

They have what I let them have

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167311939429466192/1299661135053590592/caption.gif

[craggy trail]

I have more gifs of you than anyone

[wanton portal]

proof or doesn't exists

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1449401250658390207/watermark.gif

[wanton portal]

damn

[frosty stratus]

yall is it real that the "mud" in the slums map is actually just shit?

[daring turtle]

Yes

My fault

[pine stirrup]

Imagine you see some guy doing ts on you

[frosty stratus]

tf you mean "my fault"

[daring turtle]

My fault man

[old shale]

"A FRenderResource was deleted without being released first" how do i resolve this?

[lofty vector]

he shat there

[daring turtle]

No

I didnt shit there

I just

[lofty vector]

then what did you fo

[daring turtle]

I couldnt hold it in anymore

[lofty vector]

do

so you did shit there

[daring turtle]

Dont JUDGE me

Well

[trim spindle]

should i try out tf2

[lofty vector]

i did too : (

[daring turtle]

Dont word it like that

[lofty vector]

which one

[daring turtle]

Team fortress 2 duh

[lofty vector]

theres like 3

tf2, tf2 and then the “other” tf2

[trim spindle]

the one with the heavy weapons guy

[primal thorn]

when was this gif made

[lofty vector]

yes

try that tf2

[lofty vector]

mine now

[restive trench]

whats the other tf2

i know Tf2 and TF2

[lofty vector]

train sim game

i forgor the name

[restive trench]

oh

[lofty vector]

but i know its acronym is tf2

[restive trench]

Transport Fever 2?

[lofty vector]

yes

[restive trench]

damn thats a lot of tf2s

[atomic mist]

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[neat valley]

activate windows

[remote crater]

Hosea...

[safe night]

The Rains of Castamere

[mild vale]

do something bro

not again

[remote crater]

Lenny...

[mild vale]

DUTCH!

[true sail]

LENNY MY BOAH!!

[spiral forge]

i just had to kill 39 zombies in the abyss

[dreamy mango]

🚫 mrspooderman, that command is disabled in this channel.

[rigid stream]

wait Lenny dies?

😨

[eager jungle]

ah shit we just spoiled someone

poor fella

[rigid stream]

nah i was kidding

[eager jungle]

nice

[rigid stream]

i finished the game already on high honor

[eager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-what-thanos-thanos-what-gif-8935823244677000296

[neon pivot]

im on my

7th or 8th playthru

[rigid stream]

oh shi

thas alot

[neon pivot]

yea im kinda addicted

i do ts to most of rockstar's games idek why

[remote crater]

Fire hose and Lenny in the same mission

[neon pivot]

like i musthve did atleast 30 finished playthrus of gta sa

back when i was a kid

[mild vale]

fire hose

[rigid stream]

fire hose😭😭

thats crazy

[boreal remnant]

Does anyone know the new ranking list?

Like that you can unlock

[neon pivot]

0-4999
5000-9999
10000-14999
15000-19999
20000-24999
25000-29999
30000-30000+

[forest parrot]

I want people to be kinder to each other Post Irony and hate is old Kindness is the new brainrot

[boreal remnant]

Whaa =,) i meant like knight and barron and stuff =,)

[neon pivot]

idk

[boreal remnant]

Haha ok ty for trying tho =)

[neat valley]

why is slums like huge with fields and shit

[frank flame]

are they planning on adding different plume colors?

[pastel oak]

uh...give it a shot here: Peasant, Commoner, Militia, Soldier, Veteran, Man-at-Arms, Knight?

[stray oriole]

Devs fix my damn MUSCLES

[frank flame]

then lord

the last rank isnt actually a rank its a milestone you have to hit to fight the baron

[cursive dust]

Guys how split screen working?

[frank flame]

and you can do this a few times

[pastel oak]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3658265849&searchtext=play

[cursive dust]

Tysm

[wheat brook]

Pancake time

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/609985878689054748/932036094671859783/image0-1-1.gif

[neat valley]

Rearry?

[rocky wedge]

so much fatal errors in the game dawg

[maiden edge]

Why the Fuck is the Multiplayer so shit

[foggy pollen]

What do those mean

[maiden edge]

There is no good tutorial for the Shiti Multiplayer

why so complicated

[neon pivot]

cs2 ranking system

[maiden edge]

@sharp dagger Du Kopf why so complicated

Yes but it should be possible to play over steam Remote play together with other people

[remote crater]

I just heard Arthur cough...

[maiden edge]

stop sucking micah

ya cunt

[vital tartan]

yo guys

i need a help with modding

on a demo version

[radiant hornet]

roblox sword?

[barren verge]

how do i put bolts back in the quiver?

i tried to hold the key and i got catapulted to space

then game shat itself

[digital fulcrum]

What are gambesons?

[worn egret]

SLOW MODE INCOMING

AHHHHH

W DEVS THO

[opal grail]

I’m so mad

[proven bay]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-retro-classic-bloxy-cola-linked-sword-gif-960629153604423519

[echo pendant]

yay new update

[manic grail]

am i gonna have to get my muscles all over again

[worn egret]

no

[opal grail]

I bought the game and I can’t even play it

[severe parrot]

Is the performance fixed yet?

[manic grail]

yeah but i got to man at arms without getting any muscles

[pallid orchid]

ive been so confused why my stamina/strength hasnt been increasing

[tardy dock]

mfs when a sword looks like a sword

[simple lake]

you have to install it too

[worn egret]

idk maybe

[proven bay]

No

[weak schooner]

YES SECOND PERSON TO REACT WITH MEGA PREGGER

I truly won

[tiny cedar]

Are the people with mid PCs playing smoothly now?

[lethal sail]

Have they fixed the crashing for AMD hardware yet?

[swift torrent]

Are there still issues with losing progression? Thats mainly whats keeping me from jumping in

[upbeat current]

hows the performance for everyone right now? the only thing holding me back from buying is the apparent badly optimized state

[tardy dock]

im not attacking you bro ur good 😭

[uneven sorrel]

GAMBESONS

[quaint pelican]

how fast do yall progress muscles btw

[steep tiger]

The Half sword demo is great, should I buy the game?

[opal grail]

No shit lol it’s just GeForce now is making me pay an upgrade toplay it

[balmy warren]

guys I'm about to finally buy the game 😭😭😭😝

[molten goblet]

Love me a gambeson

[worn egret]

it ran fine on a 1080 low graphics

[quick minnow]

Devs got jokes ngl

[quartz pelican]

what

[upbeat current]

what res?

[stuck cedar]

Fr

[tiny cedar]

Even on slums?

[autumn light]

is it optimised too

[pallid orchid]

bruh, I got to lord and cant stop getting knocked out instantly bc I cant get up with the heavy armor

[wild wren]

Hopefully they'll optimize this game, my potato can't play it anymore

[worn egret]

720p

[opal grail]

I use GeForce now for my games cuz my laptop isn’t good enough to run shit

[worn egret]

yeah

[steep tiger]

Is the game worth it?

[worn egret]

i'd say it is yeah

[quartz pelican]

fih..

[quartz pelican]

yes

[still scroll]

Even my 4070 struggles quite literally

[stuck cedar]

Yup

[quartz pelican]

it has a playtest thing

[steep tiger]

I'll think about buying it then

[hidden cradle]

@charretard until you get the baron armor yeah

[quartz pelican]

oh

that is not good

[upbeat current]

whats ur rig if you dont mind me asking?

[plain scroll]

Please dont ping devs unless they are active in chat

[pallid orchid]

5070Ti can not handle more than 5 guys on the field

[quartz pelican]

you are now

[steep tiger]

Are there many differences between the demo and the game?

[echo pendant]

yeah

[quartz pelican]

????????????????

[still scroll]

If there are 3 or more willies that is

[molten goblet]

Feh! Just who came up with the stupid idea of giving Space Ghost a talk show in the first place?

[past knoll]

Half sword x blade song when

[quartz pelican]

that was a very obvious question i cannot lie

[carmine steppe]

guys i have a q about the game

[hidden cradle]

Then you just wanna flex the gold ;P

[kindred flint]

halfsword updates lowkey generational rn i hope they make a comeback on the store

[pallid orchid]

7 on low

[quartz pelican]

willie lowkenuinely might be too detailed for us people 💔

[quartz pelican]

dawg how tf can it not handle

how many polygons does this mf have

willie is too powerful

[hidden cradle]

Probably a CPU issue, my 5070ti is crushing on high and im playing on a G9 odyssey at full scaled up resolution

[rocky wedge]

is there a way to get on top of the cart in the forest?

[turbid thistle]

Sad how it's obviously early access and people still couldn't wait with the reviews, like you can tell the team is working so hard on improving

[carmine steppe]

Is it possible that we can play like 10 vs 10 in the future

[quartz pelican]

cpu try not to bottleneck challenge (impossible)

[pallid orchid]

I have a 7950x3d🤷‍♂️

[quick torrent]

hope so too

[dull notch]

How’s everyone liking the update so far?

[jaunty relic]

damn why cant i gain weight, any of yall got that bug?

[molten goblet]

Highly invested in this

[quartz pelican]

idk i'm lowkenuinely broke asf ngl

[jaunty relic]

im literally at the baron still at 66kg

[kindred flint]

just eat

[steep tiger]

Hell yeah looks like peak

[runic charm]

You can jump on it with a lot of luck

[jaunty relic]

i will feast on the dead willies ive killed

[rocky wedge]

how do i even jump

[hidden cradle]

Ah maybe just AMD then, hopefully it gets better for you G

[jaunty relic]

genuinely though im just stuck at the same strength level, its so bad to the point i can barely carry my armor

[runic charm]

hold the kick button
youll notice yyour willie going into a crouch
and then release when you feel like it

[hidden cradle]

Im on intel

[molten goblet]

Pole vault

[molten goblet]

FOR REAL?

[dull notch]

No jumping, but space bar allows you to kick

[runic charm]

yes

[rocky wedge]

damn i didnt even know that existed

[runic charm]

it works best when not wearing armor

[jaunty relic]

doesnt work, i did that a few times

its just a glitch i guess

[molten goblet]

NEW TECH?????

[hidden cradle]

Muscle gain was bugged but is now fixed

[jaunty relic]

could it be cuz my character was made before the update

[hidden cradle]

You can spin kick if you time it perfectly

[tiny cedar]

should i buy it now or do i wait for summer sale?

[hidden cradle]

Support the devs now ya raggamuffin

[jaunty relic]

my ego is preventing me from editing the files, i guess i got to try and beat the baron at 66kg

[tiny cedar]

99% discoount is looking at me tho

😭

[jaunty relic]

i literally fall over while walking because of my armor

[rain bluff]

imagen just fighting and suddenly this guy stands up again

[quartz pelican]

bro get DOWN

[tiny cedar]

they should add swords to this game

[runic charm]

with the current updates its running pretty smoothly for me by now
and its a lot of fun
but its not that much better then the demo
id buy it
but if youre short on money id wait for now

[vivid adder]

I can’t explain how satisfying it is to really learn how to make use of polearms

[devout wasp]

bro punching the concrete

[ornate canyon]

Do yall ever just dual wield swords and windmill them while walking into unsrmored guys? The hands and legs just go flying

[tiny cedar]

i did buy it but i refunded, the games looking pretty optimized now but i heard waitying for summer is worth ot

[vivid adder]

Swapping hands mid-overhead swing you can legitimately pull people out from their legs if you use the beak head to hook their ankles

[ornate canyon]

I am the bay harbor butcher

[dull notch]

It’s fairly cheap at only ~$20 so if you want to go for it give it a try (make sure to watch some gameplay videos too 🙂 )

[tiny cedar]

and im gay

[ornate canyon]

🫃

[quick torrent]

free mode about to get a lot better than in the demo tho, the more time goes on, the more the demo will become obsolete

[ornate canyon]

[livid star]

When steam deck certified tho

[spring cove]

PERFORMANCE is NOT FIXED WHEN I have 3 ENEMIES on an OUTDOOR map

[hidden cradle]

Barons peak into one to get him stuck on it, then beat the others with his body is also entertaining

[ripe jolt]

is there a mod where you can set bones or replace limbs in abyss only?

just saying

im tired of abyss runs where a foot gets chopped off. let me take one of theirs and put it on!

[hushed iris]

could we get a better free mode

[jaunty relic]

i think the half sword gods just heard my cry for help, because i just quit the game and got an update

[runic charm]

frankenstein update?

[ripe jolt]

would be for abyss only

but yes

[dull notch]

About to hit 60 hours! Let’s gooo!

[ripe jolt]

if a head gets chopped off a zombie should try to put it back on

[hidden cradle]

I mean fair, we are in purgatory and can take things back with us anyway, im in

[peak prairie]

please god do not make them more tanky

[ripe jolt]

screenshot and post when u get six 7

[atomic mist]

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[ripe jolt]

destroy the brain

[dull notch]

Good luck!

[ripe jolt]

you can recover from alotta deadly wounds in abyss too

you can hop around with one leg

but good luck

id like to take a leg and put it on like clothes

and restore the limb

[dull notch]

I’ve done this in the Abyss and it took like 10 mins of hopping on 1 leg and rolling around to finally break free lol 😆

[ripe jolt]

Trip enemies and use an axe

[sturdy folio]

I asked this when early access first released, is it worth buying now?

[ripe jolt]

yes

buy

buy now

[sturdy folio]

Ok

[wind geode]

ya'll see it too, right?

[ripe jolt]

i need to see this game modded into a modern setting with chainsaws and such

[wind geode]

by the locker

[ripe jolt]

and pvp

[wind geode]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kai-kaicenat-cenat-haVF5ZGPJQ5gKZzfi5

[abstract copper]

clean your room

[livid star]

Is the game worth buying if the strongest pc i have is a steam deck

[wind geode]

on the right side of the lockers

[signal night]

MORE OPTIMIZATION LESSS GO#

[abstract copper]

you need to go to sleep

[wind geode]

ik

The workstation looks so different. I haven't played since version 7.0

[rocky wedge]

what does spar mean in the fencer

[dusky wagon]

they're based upon who you kill

well now they do

sounds like your steak is too buttery

[golden kayak]

I had the same reaction when the baron beat me to death and I had to fight 300 of the bastards

[quaint pelican]

im at man of arms and im still at 66kg what is muslce prog broken

[golden kayak]

Paying off souls is for people who are planning to lose, I’m a gotdamn winner

[golden kayak]

Apparently the new update fixed it so you just gotta keep fighting

[worldly vapor]

you fool!

[quaint pelican]

nah cuz its so hard and funny to fight im full armor with double hand weapon and a breeze knocks me over

[golden kayak]

I’ve only died once in the abyss and that was before I ever left peasant tier

[barren zenith]

I miss demo not because I think the main version is bad im just broke as fuck and cant afford it

[golden kayak]

Honestly if your gear is insured just make a new character at your highest tier and you should have more than your current mass

[plain scroll]

Im pretty sure you can still play the demo

[barren zenith]

can you?

I had it uninstalled at launch is it on steam?

damn well geuss a broke mf can still play halfsword

[idle crest]

oh yay tabards

jupons

brilliant

[feral valley]

is half the slums map supposed to be missing now

[frail geode]

they also should fix tabard fully covering armor and armor not clipping through the tabard, but let em cook my man let em cook, they are doing great work atm, pushing out hotfix after hotfix.

[arctic ruin]

I hope so

I dont like slums

[frail geode]

yes

[arctic ruin]

Too laggy

[feral valley]

i can see the ufo now

[arctic ruin]

Even on low settings and max performance DLSS

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ufo-aliens-gif-9476697166132811266

[feral valley]

the one in the distance

[mighty badger]

mods are already being made, and custom mercs to spar with are part of them!

[frail geode]

do you have Nvidia or AMD? If so do you have 20 serie and above or a 6000 serie and above?

[torn jungle]

Hope so, no idea why most of the map is high texture assets

[idle crest]

wish they let me work on the maps too tbh, im obsessed with optimising shit, got it down to an art

[tacit sierra]

LMAO

[mighty badger]

@lost palm

[feral valley]

you misinterpret what i said, litterally everything outside of the arena is gone now

[frail geode]

I am asking what GPU you got

[torn jungle]

Oh nice

Ive completed the game already however lol

[frail geode]

does it have the option to put on DLSS or AFMF?

[mighty badger]

they could make different maps with those areas, a map in that camp would be neat

or simply an open field

https://tenor.com/view/it-all-make-sense-now-rdr2-arthur-morgan-red-dead-redemption-2-gif-12786082745371615911

[idle crest]

shields do that tbf

thats more of a problem with the armour, not the shield

[tribal sierra]

I still dont understand how we dont have like... normal unarmed freeplay

[steep terrace]

im screwed

[tribal sierra]

Matter of fact the freeplay settings in general just suck

[frail geode]

bro I am wearing a pavise shield on mah back and one on my arm, I am invinsible bro

[tribal sierra]

LMAO i didnt even think abt baron in the abyss

[steep terrace]

https://giphy.com/gifs/metal-gear-solid-v-muNcDSuINVr1e

[opal sigil]

lord have mercy

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk-2077-gif-7970642282730893332

[opal sigil]

yeah i noticed that, the whole log just bounces off when it hits the shield

[steep terrace]

nvm

[opal sigil]

shields dont ''do that'' he'd be shoved to the ground normally 😭

[mighty badger]

you can also bash it out of the way with any heavy enough weapon

[opal sigil]

yeah but thats kinda cool i like doing that

isnt the hookà better

[hybrid granite]

Is the wooden staff good for grappling?

[opal sigil]

when you swing the hook can like slice the enemies throat or something

[idle crest]

mans never had to do real combat against a motherfucker with a shield and it shows.

[warm pebble]

Make a modmail

[azure summit]

yes

[hybrid granite]

Theres a hook?

[azure summit]

hook and spear yeah

[opal sigil]

dude, its basic physics. a log thats heavy as shit doesnt just bounce off a shield, it just shoves the shield and therefor you because youre behind it

[opal sigil]

u prolly havent unlocked it yet

[hybrid granite]

I was lord tier and just found that out

[opal sigil]

lol

happens

[twin nexus]

The game's been pretty easy until I reached the Lord tournament, now I'm frequently being knocked out by the buffoons with polearms or whatever they're called

They bump me once with it and my guy loses his balance, falls to the ground, then spends the next minute slowly trying to get up whilst being beat in the head by three NPCs who have perfect aim

But when I hit someone in the head, it's barely a sneeze
They take two or three head hits to go down, but they can FLOAT UP ONTO THEIR FEET THROUGH ME

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD MAGIC IN HALFSWORD, BECAUSE I'M FIGHTING CONDEMNED WIZARDS

[opal sigil]

get mercenaries

click ''train'' and hire mercs

[hybrid granite]

Change your damage settings if its too hard

[opal sigil]

yeah who the fuck does bro think i am hercules??

[twin nexus]

That's a good idea
I had forgotten that was an option
Thank you

[hybrid granite]

[opal sigil]

lol no problem, ur gonna see it makes all the difference in the tourney. also first round you always get no teammates so dont stress

[idle crest]

Yeah unfortunately physics is never simple, and if you believe the physics of a situation to be simple then its likely that you dont understand it.
Im not entierly sure what you mean when you say log but if its light enough to be swung then shields are 100% very good at absorbing that shit

[opal sigil]

were talking about the

big ass logs that u activate with the levers

and they swing down

[idle crest]

the game has that?

[warm pebble]

Halls map

[opal sigil]

youre trying to prove me wrong on a piece of converstation that you dont even understand 😭

[opal sigil]

yes in the halls map, theres levers on the pillars

[idle crest]

swinging log traps is quite a specific thing that changes the situation a lot

[warm pebble]

Low is demo's high, high us demo's cinematic

[opal sigil]

thats literally what we were talking about

the way the logs bounce off the shield

you came in and started trying to prove me wrong

what???

[worldly vapor]

how did you beat the peasant champion

[worn egret]

yayy

[warm pebble]

@lost palm

[twin nexus]

I've been playing on the easiest settings lol

[golden kayak]

Stabbed him through the spine with a pitchfork while he was distracted by my mercenary

[worldly vapor]

metal pitchfork or the wood one because I cou;d never find the metal one

[golden kayak]

Wood

[opal sigil]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m42CiOSGGPFWZeBrz?invite=cr-MSwxVE4sNDUzMjYzOA

[idle crest]

i started out saying that they "do that" which they do, to what extend theyd do it to a swinging log i dont know, i wouldnt be surprised if a large enough shield could be used to brace against it.

[worldly vapor]

damn the wood one is actualyl good?

[golden kayak]

Gave him the Geralt treatment

[opal sigil]

why are you still going on bruh

[twin nexus]

In the higher tiers, paying off the seer for the people you kill is op, especially if you use a mace to break people's arms and legs

[golden kayak]

GOOD?! It’s a sharp stick, it’s fecken awful

[worldly vapor]

is that the map where you have to escort the drunk man

[opal sigil]

you realised you werent even talking abt the same thing as me and now youre still trying to prove yourself right, youre an odd cookie arent you? 😭

[idle crest]

same reason you are you fuckin nerd 😂

[worldly vapor]

ok ty. and the basement one has a reverse grip dagger, right?

[opal sigil]

waaaaaaaaa. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[indigo hare]

Move on

Please

[worldly vapor]

its like being an elementary school teacher

[opal sigil]

mkay

[golden kayak]

Yep, real good when your laying on your back, a rondel through the gooch will take down the most heavily armored knights

[opal sigil]

why did he call me a fucking nerd what did i do :C

people be so mean these days

[worldly vapor]

are u not a nerd tho lets be real

[opal sigil]

nuh am not

im a jock

https://tenor.com/view/suhdude-dudesuh-suh-dude-gif-5398030

[worldly vapor]

youre playing half sword. do jocks play half sword?

[opal sigil]

😭

[worldly vapor]

lets call it jocksword from now on

[golden kayak]

We’re in a discord for a sword fighting game, we’re all nerds

[worldly vapor]

we playing jocksword though

[opal sigil]

my jocksword is mighty

[worldly vapor]

my jocksword is huge and oiled

[golden kayak]

Keep it in your hose if you wanna keep it

[worldly vapor]

keep your jocksword in your scabbard unless youre planning to use it

oil it up once a week at least

and make sure to prevent rust with renaissance wax

on your jocksword

[untold wraith]

Hows the update

[worldly vapor]

Unknown.

[golden kayak]

Update: the wax welded my jocksword to my wool pants

[worldly vapor]

no youre meant to keep it i nthe scabbard!

[worldly vapor]

disrespectful

[opal sigil]

whos pelvic bone is this bruh

[worldly vapor]

mine

[opal sigil]

Why does he have it

What are we doing here chat

[wind geode]

what does this fog event even do

[worldly vapor]

i dont know I woke up and it was gone

[worldly vapor]

invisible aliens are coming

[wind geode]

They're chill

[worldly vapor]

they will repossess your stolen technology..

[opal sigil]

Game can look like shit and be carried by fog like that

[frosty stratus]

guys can someone compare perfomance of slums map on launch vs latest hotfix?

[idle crest]

mum sends me stuff like this alot. Thank you mum.

[wind geode]

I haven't even interacted with them yet bro

[worldly vapor]

is he ok

[wind geode]

I haven't gone to their camp

[opal sigil]

I was gonna get on after i get up from my seat

[frosty stratus]

fr i do this every time someone tells me to smile thats actually so relatable

[worldly vapor]

go to their treehouse for free interior decor

[idle crest]

Honestly, I dont think hes gonna make it. 🥀

[opal sigil]

Shes real for that

Id lobotomize a mf for less

I bet greg remembers the time he stole my pencil

Nvm he prolly doesnt

[worldly vapor]

six or seven

probably the janitor?

[opal sigil]

Did u do retribution lol

LOL

[worldly vapor]

major skill issue