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#general-catfish-🐱🐟
edgy briar
I didn't see it coming
karmic sinew
okidoki thx for the info
warm pebble
I didn't see it coming
If you wanna flex on your friends you can also say "overmorrow" for "the day after tommorow"
edgy briar
If you wanna flex on your friends you can also say "overmorrow" for "the day aft...
so, I can use underning right
tall yew
If you wanna flex on your friends you can also say "overmorrow" for "the day aft...
wait thats a thing in english too?! i thought only german did that as in "Übermorgen"
warm pebble
wait thats a thing in english too?! i thought only german did that as in "Übermo...
Might be a literral translation
Its kinda like the word "wermst"
rigid anvil
</3
warm pebble
Theres no occation where that word is practical
tall yew
https://tenor.com/view/crazy-german-flag-germany-trikot-gif-12722037627503073743
Servas 
okay enough german
english it is again
rigid anvil
https://tenor.com/view/crazy-german-flag-germany-trikot-gif-12722037627503073743
guten morgen frieund :3
tall yew
Might be a literral translation
Its kinda like the word "wermst"
dint even know that word lmao
dont*
its kind of not suprising that the german speaking countries like that game dont know why tho
edgy briar
dude, I'm playing on a RTX 3090 24GB, ryzen 7 5800x, 64gb DDR5, 2tb HD 7800/6900, and only lagging on forest map (40 to 55 fps).
tall yew
just not suprising
lyric fog
i need games where i can torture people
turbid meadow
DLLS can just cauze more stutters if you have them tho
edgy briar
dude, how dude have a 1050 on 2026 lol wtf
edgy briar
1050ti the mf who said game is lagging on steam
lol
of course it will lag, it's a mf 1050ti
hahahhaah
errant minnow
dude, how dude have a 1050 on 2026 lol wtf
not really far fetched i had a 775m up until recently
errant minnow
shit ran most games i wanted to play, but decided to upgrade anyway
errant minnow
all the arma games lol
alpine wedge
how do i get baron shoes? when i cleared the tourney i got the baron set again im pretty sure but with no shoes
errant minnow
well it struggled with 3 a little and i didn't think about running reforger
alpine wedge
i need games where i can torture people right now
people playground
topaz thicket
hello
edgy briar
i need games where i can torture people right now
Play Stellaris, you can invade planets and make there people slaves
lol
when I'm stressed, I relax there
Stellaris is PEAK
lyric fog
Play Stellaris, you can invade planets and make there people slaves
i'll see
hmm not my fancy
i need it where i can rope somebody and he trys to escape to his free world but he can't move
it needs to have its own ai
so i can see it suffer
spark quartz
lyric fog
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2E88qRJHtSo?feature=share something like this
wild dirge
nah
lyric fog
but it can't be roblox
wild dirge
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/mod-mod-gif-time-to-learn-mods-king-snoops-gif-3426083554...
Lyncon more like Lincoln
proven night
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/772139652626382859/1110635224238391366/...
no gif moment .
lyric fog
i need the games now please
edgy briar
Lyncon more like Lincoln
same accent
warm pebble
how do i get baron shoes? when i cleared the tourney i got the baron set again i...
He doesnt have gold sabatons
wild dirge
https://tenor.com/view/pink-role-gif-2766445355196647211
i dilike you permanently
edgy briar
i dilike you permanently
wild dirge
https://tenor.com/view/gojo-jjk-pink-role-gif-701518254404567742
no
i bet id win in a 1v1 against u in halfsword
edgy briar
lyric girder
badabing
burnt pawn
dont spoil jjk for me pls
worldly vapor
@spark quartz whats your favorite animal
worldly vapor
dont spoil jjk for me pls
honest hedge
guys how do people do that crouch jump thing
Hold down space.
dim storm
dont spoil jjk for me pls
John kaisen dies
fiery juniper
Hold down space.
i am now too powerful
honest hedge
i am now too powerful
stone ginkgo
does the game run on Linux guys?
fiery juniper
does the game run on Linux guys?
i dont know, hope that helps 👍
civic owl
stone ginkgo
i dont know, hope that helps 👍
thanks
violet cloak
its been ages since ive seen role racism🥹
stuck pivot
whoever says this isnt tuff is lying to you
worn egret
bro thinks he's gyutaro
atomic mistBOT
worn egret
my god, a qi condensation manual
spark quartz
<@243239405970522114> whats your favorite animal
probably domestic house cats
I love cats
stuck pivot
I’d say forest is the most well optimized and slums is the least
real karma
I’d say forest is the most well optimized and slums is the least
for outdoor maps yeah
tall yew
I love cats
spark quartz
I’d say forest is the most well optimized and slums is the least
Slums has too much stuff in i think, its when you look off into the distance does it really lag
stuck pivot
Cus slums got bs you cant even see or go to and its taking all your fps
real karma
Slums has too much stuff in i think, its when you look off into the distance doe...
its whatever those white tents are ngl
idk why but theyre so laggy
lowk just replace that with a png and its just as good
spark quartz
idk why but theyre so laggy
I think theres more than just them, theres a lot of details around the tents too. They should just put rocks there or somethin for the time being
real karma
yeah
stuck pivot
How buff is too buff
real karma
before they patched it i walked over there and it made me lag so bad
stuck pivot
My char already got six pack jumping with armor
thorn helm
is the last update has real fps increase?
real karma
ngl idk if the black bar below ur weight in ur inventory really does much bc i feel like my character is still getting stronger
real karma
is the last update has real fps increase?
the last one wasnt a performance hotfix
stuck pivot
RIP my granny she got hit by a bazooka
thorn helm
the last one wasnt a performance hotfix
there is a sentence about material optimization, mb that could significantly increase fps
thanks
mellow geyser
I like cats
knotty hill
My game runs better at medium settings than the lowest one
spark quartz
I like cats
We all like cats
real karma
My game runs better at medium settings than the lowest one
low is really unoptimized ngl
literally no reason to be playing on low
mellow geyser
We all like cats
Hell yeah
thorn helm
My game runs better at medium settings than the lowest one
does dx11/12 affect performance on your pc?
knotty hill
on low it's like 98% gpu usage and 0% cpu
real karma
does dx11/12 affect performance on your pc?
it makes it run faster but loading times are kinda bad
i had to watch all the foliage on forest slowly load in
knotty hill
i'm using dx12 yeah, it's like 20-30% better performance wise, but lot's of artifacts
like bad hair rendering and glitches
stuck pivot
What beggar willie be eating💔 💔 💔
thorn helm
in my case, dx11 is better, prob because of outdated gpu
real karma
if the game is literally unplayable dx12 is better though
thorn helm
1650
stuck pivot
if the game is literally unplayable dx12 is better though
DX12 crashes tho
knotty hill
3050 8gb here
real karma
DX12 crashes tho
depends
stuck pivot
3050 8gb here
My ram is 2gb
knotty hill
the only place it runs 60 fps is at the cellar
manic grail
lowkassuinely hall is ez as fuck
devout scaffold
are they ever gonna add back fist play in free play
thorn helm
DX12 crashes tho
I had the same with dx11 before 2nd hotfix
knotty hill
Also balanced dlss works better than performance or ultra performance
this games likes medium settings all around at it seems
manic grail
does crouching down regen stamina faster? feels like it
stuck pivot
When u in fist play and get one tapped out of nowhere
chrome token
i deleted my game progress file but i still have my progress
how do i get rid of my progress
storm salmon
does going into sparring help level strength and you just retire your character homie
go to the inn keep and hit retire
knotty hill
how do i get rid of my progress
disable steam cloud and delete everything at appdata/halfsword/ savefolder
probably one of them is for game settings, but idk
chrome token
disable steam cloud and delete everything at appdata/halfsword/ savefolder
how do i disable steam cloud
chrome token
LOL
I MESSED AROUND WITH THE FILES A BIT TOO MUCH
let me show you what it shows me in the story thingy when you launch progressiojn
knotty hill
Looks like you can't send pictures in this channel
manic grail
When u in fist play and get one tapped out of nowhere
you gotta learn the art of the lethal hook
manic grail
Looks like you can't send pictures in this channel
formal inlet
Looks like you can't send pictures in this channel
you are too low level
manic grail
talk
knotty hill
Makes sense
manic grail
wish we got more wood choices in weapons
formal inlet
i would like a shorter staff
you can make it yourself
well
it takes too much time to gain access
to it
knotty hill
didn't get there yet, still trying to find out if there is a limited weight to each rank or if i'm glitched somehow
formal inlet
didn't get there yet, still trying to find out if there is a limited weight to e...
?
minor owl
wish we got more wood choices in weapons
i want seperate metal changing options
like i should be able to make the pommel, the blade and the hilt different colors
knotty hill
?
Before the update i was getting 3-4 kgs on the first rank of the game, but i don't know if that's because i was playing with a shorter character
chrome token
i remember this in 1475
stuck pivot
despite the framerate probably forest
Forest is the most optimized one but ok
knotty hill
i like the slums, the mud mechanic is quite funny
stuck pivot
i like the slums, the mud mechanic is quite funny
The slipping?
knotty hill
yeah
minor owl
Forest is the most optimized one but ok
The optimisation in this game is very confusing
I run all maps insanely well except forest
I never struggled with slums
daring turtle
I run everything well except slums
minor owl
i like the slums, the mud mechanic is quite funny
once i slipped on that map and hit my head and died
stuck pivot
Would vr in this game be good or defeat the entire purpose?
minor owl
it would be good but too easy but it doesnt have to be hard to be fun
knotty hill
there's something like that already
minor owl
this is something especially the case for vr games
knotty hill
gore i think is the name of the game
indigo grail
I run all maps insanely well except forest
i only run forest extremely well
knotty hill
gorn*
minor owl
gore i think is the name of the game
Gorn? no its nothing like half sword
stuck pivot
500 dollars in my card😭 😭 😭
minor owl
the weapons are cartoonish and i hate how they made them floppy like rubber
manic grail
like i should be able to make the pommel, the blade and the hilt different color...
i agree
knotty hill
really? it looks liked so when i stumbled into videos of the game
minor owl
Blade and sorcery is more like a vr half sword than gorn is lol
stuck pivot
Blade and sorcery with no sorcery
knotty hill
oh yeah, there's this one
minor owl
500 dollars in my card😭 😭 😭
hey you could get a quest vr with that i think
manic grail
stuck pivot
hey you could get a quest vr with that i think
But its all my money
manic grail
minor owl
But its all my money
thats ok just dont eat
stuck pivot
Paddy or Gaethje?
stone ginkgo
uhhh, game runs... surprisingly good so far
stuck pivot
Elite ball knowledge
minor owl
uhhh, game runs... surprisingly good so far
i curse you with The Slums of Doom and Despair
stuck pivot
What are some single player games that are actually challenging
knotty hill
in what way
stuck pivot
in what way
As challenging as multiplayer pvp
knotty hill
sifu
safe sandal
furi
manic grail
As challenging as multiplayer pvp
half sword 
stuck pivot
uhhh, game runs... surprisingly good so far
Good grammar but no capitalization😭 😭
manic grail
this thing is long
stuck pivot
Is all lower caps just an aesthetic thing for discord users
stone ginkgo
i curse you with The Slums of Doom and Despair
i hear that they optimized that map
minor owl
they did but the concept of some random shitty village causing unfathomable performance drops is still really funny to me
manic grail
maybe i should have hired someone
manic grail
Is all lower caps just an aesthetic thing for discord users
im just on a computer why should i care at all to properly use caps
tranquil tapir
cool bird fact of the day
the Bearded vulture is born with completely white feathers aside from the wings, but bathes itself in 'iron rich materials' to give itself a rusty/red color
(aka it bathes in the blood of its victims to dye itself red)
manic grail
not like im writing an email
knotty hill
they did but the concept of some random shitty village causing unfathomable perf...
getting 40 fps at the slums is already a huge victory for me, for now
alpine wedge
do you guys think it would be very very cool if their were stealth in the game
knotty hill
i hope the game evolves a lot more performance wise
they could dedicate easily 3 months just for performance and general fixes and i wouldn't feel the need for more content
manic grail
do you guys think it would be very very cool if their were stealth in the game
a Takedown type map would be cool, where you can go stealthy or loud
minor owl
Is all lower caps just an aesthetic thing for discord users
proper grammar is necessary for text to be more coherent and comprehensible
alpine wedge
a Takedown type map would be cool, where you can go stealthy or loud
i would love stealth especially since the rondel got added
manic grail
did they remove muscle growth? i'm man at arms and haven't changed a bit
stuck pivot
Will this run half sword💔
minor owl
Such a shame. My character is a 90kg titan right now with industrial pistons for arms
wet star
minor owl
Will this run half sword💔
with enough incense and prayers maybe
eager jungle
why am i fighting undead steve
stuck pivot
Yall know the zombies eat you
gray niche
Will this run half sword💔
download more ram
opal sigil
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4wNLT2VfV4ngzw4D?invite=cr-MSxTN08sNDUzMjYzOA NO MORE CHILDREN FOR YOU
minor owl
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4wNLT2VfV4ngzw4D?invite=cr-MSxTN08sNDUz...
bro is playing as chris walker 😭
knotty hill
someone in <#1043854764095582260> was talm bout it
mostly me xD
so it's really broken, i'm not going crazy
stuck pivot
How tf do i craft armor
minor owl
cant
rn its just adjusting armor
i think armor forging is a planned feature but idk
would make sense if it was
gray niche
How tf do i craft armor
jump 10 times
pseudo eagle
Can slums run on a steam deck
minor owl
Can slums run on a steam deck
maybe with a ritual
pseudo eagle
maybe with a ritual
Ah, I’ll try that. (jk)
knotty hill
gray niche
hes jk
minor owl
have yall seen what happens when you try to make the handle of pole-axe weapons the shortest length
your character grips it by the god damn blade 😭
knotty hill
thor's preferred grip
minor owl
such a shame because i want to use a short pole-axe thats double bladed
so it just looks like a big ol greataxe
pseudo eagle
All of my maps on progression are slums and my console crashed last time I launched slums 😭
gray niche
just beheaded willie and now hes bald?
stuck pivot
Why does the blood look like ts
formal inlet
just beheaded willie and now hes bald?
his true form was revealed
pseudo eagle
just beheaded willie and now hes bald?
Fresh cut
patent seal
Why does the blood look like ts
ts
formal inlet
Why does the blood look like ts
you still have that?
manic grail
i would love stealth especially since the rondel got added
they should make it so you can go prone without being knocked
formal inlet
thats old
knotty hill
Do you guys feel that face mutilation happens a lot less now on EA?
formal inlet
they should make it so you can go prone without being knocked
you kinda can
hold jump
gray niche
his true form was revealed
my sword had chemo on it
formal inlet
eventually you will fall
manic grail
without falling over either lmao
formal inlet
also is there a halfsword enhancer that works for this game
it gives me a fatal error when i use it
and its updated
and spawning in weapons is impossible
it bugs the shit out
or just crashes
pseudo eagle
Speaking of console crashes, I know how to make half sword run a bit better
devout musk
Let me guess people complaining cause HS EA doesn’t work on their woke steamdecks?!?…. When I read some conplains and I see how I do still enjoy every seconds of it since 7 days I’m really wondering if this game gets the community it deserves… bad reviewing an EA game… whatever…
formal inlet
well they did have one in the demo just was not accessible ingame
patent seal
woke steamdecks
formal inlet
Let me guess people complaining cause HS EA doesn’t work on their woke steamdeck...
mainly the reviews come from the release and the like update that followed
because it was very unuoptimized
pseudo eagle
Let me guess people complaining cause HS EA doesn’t work on their woke steamdeck...
They’re more affordable than ram tho
And still run good enough to enjoy games
devout musk
mainly the reviews come from the release and the like update that followed
I got 3060ti 32 gb ram and i got a solid 60 fps ffs maybe dont put ALL ultra you Cuckholds!!!
formal inlet
I got 3060ti 32 gb ram and i got a solid 60 fps ffs maybe dont put ALL ultra you...
what
knotty hill
3050 8gb here and it barely gets 60fps at the cellar on the lowest settings
pseudo eagle
I got 3060ti 32 gb ram and i got a solid 60 fps ffs maybe dont put ALL ultra you...
I keep it on low and I still get 50 fps maximum which is good enough for me
knotty hill
A good start would be to get more than 40 fps on every map and i wouldn't complain much about performance
main pilot
i have an rx 580 16gb😭 on dx11 low i get like 20 to 40 on slums
patent seal
4080super 32gb ddr5 ram and 9800x3d only getting 60fps
knotty hill
At least game manages a lot better multiple enemies compared to the demo
pseudo eagle
On my other pc it crashed before the beginning cutscene even started 😭
knotty hill
we're getting improvements on performance each update, that's a good signal
shell pike
i lowkey found another glitch somehow🥹
stuck island
slums is gaining the same reputation as korok forest in botw
halcyon quarry
slums is gaining the same reputation as korok forest in botw
what is korok forest
south tangle
I got 3060ti 32 gb ram and i got a solid 60 fps ffs maybe dont put ALL ultra you...
Dude I regret not buying ram while it was cheap so much
lyric fog
everybody's favorite game rn
halcyon quarry
how does kicking from the ground work
shell pike
bro ive found two glitches for tourneys now
short haven
I love spin kicks i got 4 knockouts in a row 🤑
lyric fog
they lie or what ?
you can
its just light kicks tho
its not really like the demo kicks
short haven
its not really like the demo kicks
Wait did the change spin kicks
for like main game v demo
lyric fog
idk
south tangle
Wait did the change spin kicks
They do feel different, atleast to me
limpid lantern
why am i fighting undead steve
rain plover
Wait did the change spin kicks
Son what is your pfp 😭
short haven
Son what is your pfp 😭
its so tuff bro
stuck island
what is korok forest
place in the game that makes your switch lag
void kiln
How do you go against the mfs in the abyss they seem leagues stronger than any of the enemies in the lower ranks 😭
stuck island
one grab and you're done
stray sigil
How do you go against the mfs in the abyss they seem leagues stronger than any o...
jus
jus keep your distance
and aim for their head
void kiln
Easier said than done when they're the only enemy to lunge at random lmao
void kiln
And then a single bite and you fall? Why does a bite to the arm make you collapse on the ground
stray sigil
he got back up and bit me to death
void kiln
50/50 is better than none!
tall yew
Idk, zombies are pretty easy once you figured them out. They fall over so easily
worldly vapor
probably domestic house cats
mine is the bactrian camel
void kiln
Idk, zombies are pretty easy once you figured them out. They fall over so easily
Flail is best weapon against them
stray sigil
sharp object
short haven
maybe
topaz thicket
Yo uh how do i earn money?
tall yew
not really an axe
tall yew
Yo uh how do i earn money?
do the fights with the jester?
void kiln
Nah imo its the small axe
How 😭 if I use anything shorter than 6ft range they bite me and I collapse, then it's over
stray sigil
Easier said than done when they're the only enemy to lunge at random lmao
just be VERY aware and if they have an big weapon they'll usually drop it. also try not to kill enemies that already cause you trouble
topaz thicket
do the fights with the jester?
but the figth cost money
tall yew
How 😭 if I use anything shorter than 6ft range they bite me and I collapse, the...
Nit to be mean but... skill issue 😭
tall yew
but the figth cost money
yeah, if youre low on money the innkeeper has a errand for you
void kiln
Yeah I know it's a skill issue man 😭
stray sigil
How 😭 if I use anything shorter than 6ft range they bite me and I collapse, the...
man just back up
atomic sluice
How do you get muscles???
stray sigil
ive only ever had to back up against the zombies and have had no issues killing them
stray sigil
How do you get muscles???
i think swinging around heavy weapons
void kiln
My initial question was how to beat them, and every suggestion is something I am shitass at, truly misfortunate
tall yew
How do you get muscles???
using stamina tho that is bugged since the update yesterday
topaz thicket
that is a litle to adnvansed my my monkey brain
atomic sluice
i think swinging around heavy weapons
Just in regular matches or can I do it in training
stray sigil
My initial question was how to beat them, and every suggestion is something I am...
honestly just grab an candlestick and hit them on the head while keeping distance
tall yew
My initial question was how to beat them, and every suggestion is something I am...
The solve for that is just doing the stuff youre not good at until you are good at it 
stray sigil
Just in regular matches or can I do it in training
idk
tall yew
Just in regular matches or can I do it in training
both
atomic sluice
using stamina tho that is bugged since the update yesterday
Is the muscle growth system not working rn then?
tall yew
apparently not
atomic sluice
Darn
tall yew
i have mo real way to test since im at max muscle with my char
light tree
i have mo real way to test since im at max muscle with my char
you can never be at max
topaz thicket
yeah, if youre low on money the innkeeper has a errand for you
who is the innkeeper?
light tree
who is the innkeeper?
the guy who lets u sleep
round current
has anyone spedrun this game yet
topaz thicket
thanks
tall yew
you can never be at max
yes you can.
stray sigil
yes you can.
no you can never be at max
light tree
yes you can.
no you cant
stray sigil
because you can never be at your best
so you gotta keep trying
to get to your peak
tall yew
What are y'all on about
light tree
show me what this max looks like
tall yew
stfu man
tall yew
i was talking to the other guy
stray sigil
oh ok
tall yew
atleast youre funny lol
stray sigil
thank you
stray sigil
thats very kind
tall yew
i cant be bothered find it out yourself
light tree
i cant be bothered find it out yourself
what do you bring to the table pal
stray sigil
wait are brainrot words blocked
light tree
yes
topaz thicket
waht pets yall have?
stray sigil
stray sigil
waht pets yall have?
wilhelm
tall yew
waht pets yall have?
stray sigil
i have wilhelm
tall yew
two of these funny guys
lyric fog
5 plus 6
topaz thicket
wilhelm?
tall yew
?
topaz thicket
i have wilhelm
i cant relly call a man a pet
thorn scaffold
why is my polearm going through the enemy? literally 0 collision
topaz thicket
but okay
lyric fog
ok guys be honest
stray sigil
wilhelm is my pet
lyric fog
what is your favorite game
tall yew
stray sigil
i saw him get mauled to death by an champion last match
topaz thicket
wilhelm is my pet
maby ur slave?
stray sigil
but yknow maybe hes fine
round current
i think the npcs are like
stray sigil
and he does nothing
stray sigil
way stronger than you
is it not random
sullen marsh
Anyone had the issue where on splitscreen the controller player cant skip to the next game when the host has died?
topaz thicket
maby
round current
it hardly moves
round current
but when IT hits the log
round current
it goes brazy
stray sigil
ohio sadness
topaz thicket
ah
stray sigil
when your ealize your mercenary lwok goated
so you gotta spar him to put him in his place
topaz thicket
yall wanna know how to make a flamethrower with 26 erou
stray sigil
yeah sum like that
round current
are yall da
round current
a mutt is a dog with an indiscernable geneology or whatever
like you cant tell what its parents are
gosh
stray sigil
im quoting an gif
round current
stupid folk
stray sigil
😔
tall yew
oh so its the same as if you play it in the german version. he's called köter there
honest hedge
round current
call me mutt boy i'll nut keep dat shit outta here
stray sigil
call me mutt boy i'll nut keep dat shit outta here
?!?!
flat widget
stuck pivot
Do i just not kill anyone
stuck pivot
HOW AM I GONNA DO THAT WHEN THE BEST WEAPONS ARE SWORDS
stray sigil
sure
tall yew
The best weapons arent sword tho? like not even in lower tiers
flat widget
HOW AM I GONNA DO THAT WHEN THE BEST WEAPONS ARE SWORDS
knock em out easy
tall yew
Literally for Abyss i love to use the hatchet or any axe at all
round current
unless ur trash the best weapon from like commoner to whenever bevels are common is the longest sword you can make
tall yew
Wrong
stuck pivot
why bro so tall
round current
uh right pal
tall yew
why bro so tall
big boy
light tree
newgen
tall yew
idk
light tree
The best weapon for the abyss?
the one that hurts the most
round current
why dont the devs prioritize optimization on linux systems? are they stupid?
stray sigil
guys help im brokw
tall yew
im quoting an gif
thats like saying the n word and being like theres a gif that says it 💀 thats not an excuse lol
topaz thicket
should my game suddenly turn 2D?
light tree
why dont the devs prioritize optimization on linux systems? are they stupid?
what is this ragebait lmaoo
stray sigil
thats like saying the n word and being like theres a gif that says it 💀 thats n...
i thought it just meant an dog
thats mb
light tree
i thought it just meant an dog
it does kinda
stray sigil
i did not know the meaning behind it
light tree
MASS: 110KG
idk what u expect
tall yew
i mean even just calling someone a dog boy is kinda wierd but go off i guess?
light tree
calling someone a dog is just a insult
tall yew
doesnt mean anyone else would be okay with it
i wouldn't care either still just kinda wierd
stuck pivot
How do i make willie stop skipping leg day
round current
every day i remember that 90% of discord is full of mindless vassalpeople that are genuinely less than a quarter sentient
tall yew
How do i make willie stop skipping leg day
there's currently no way to build muscle
light tree
doesnt mean anyone else would be okay with it <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
stop making a big deal out of nothing 😔
tall yew
Im just saying
light tree
there's currently no way to build muscle
yes there is, progression
- modding if you know what ur doing
magic ridge
Hey I've just created a ticked on modmail and it moved it to a chanel I have no access to 😄
light tree
modding doesnt count <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
yes it does
stuck pivot
there's currently no way to build muscle
It says burn stamina to build muscle gng
topaz thicket
how do i make my game not run 7FPS?
tall yew
It says burn stamina to build muscle gng
yeah but its bugged rn gng
light tree
how do i make my game not run 7FPS?
get a better pc
topaz thicket
😭
tall yew
no need to beg
stuck pivot
Anyways who can help me use ce to get infinite pfeminhs💔 💔 💔 💔
tall yew
theyre already on it
weary gale
how to get knights armor in free play?
tall yew
how to get knights armor in free play?
Get it in progression and insure it
weary gale
Get it in progression and insure it
whats insure do
stray sigil
whats insure do
i think it just lets you use it in free play
and
in every other run
weary gale
k
stone ginkgo
hoary oxide
whats insure do
You won't lose your stuff after dying or dropping it
tall yew
whats insure do
for one it unlocks the insured stuff in free play the other thing is lets say youd lose it in a fight you would have it in your chest after that round
stray sigil
i think the difficulty of the game itself has increased
tall yew
nah
stray sigil
but its not like
tall yew
its not hard bro
stray sigil
temporary anymore
tall yew
its harder in the beginning maybe but as soon as your at hogher tiers its way easier imo
vivid hill
dull notch
i think the difficulty of the game itself has increased
Remember there’s also a slider to assist 😛
tall yew
which makes sense since, a beggar wouldn't know how to use a weapon
stray sigil
which makes sense since, a beggar wouldn't know how to use a weapon <:thumbsup:1...
i dont think the way your weapon works changes between ranks
or how good u use it
wild shale
what does it mean when my weapon is red in inv?
sturdy sinew
got it from abyss
stray sigil
im so helpful
tall yew
i dont think the way your weapon works changes between ranks
no but you get more armor better weapons more strength to wield said weapons and so on
stray sigil
no but you get more armor better weapons more strength to wield said weapons and...
you said strength didnt work
tall yew
what does it mean when my weapon is red in inv?
i think its when you stole it or something idek what ut does tho
tall yew
you said strength didnt work
you cant build strength since yesterdays update is what i said
dull notch
Yup, it’s either from Abyss or stolen I think 🤔
tall yew
maybe both idk
stray sigil
guys do we think the crossbow is op or no
tall yew
no
stray sigil
in UNARMORED tiers
with NO shields
because at those points
the crossbow is useless
tall yew
it still bounces off of peoples bare heads i think
stray sigil
i mean
tiny sparrow
you cant build strength since yesterdays update is what i said <:thumbsup:113887...
pretty sure my guys been gaining strength
stray sigil
that hasnt happened for me
tall yew
pretty sure my guys been gaining strength
may just be an issue for some people idk
tall yew
that hasnt happened for me
idk im just saying what ive heard from people. I havent used the crossbow bc i cant be asked lmao
silent oracle
is the game more optimized ?
polar ermine
will i ever be able to play as a woman
tall yew
is the game more optimized ?
vivid hill
Who will win this standoff
stray sigil
idk im just saying what ive heard from people. I havent used the crossbow bc i c...
its pretty good for one person
but thats it
if you miss
or theres more
it just becomes an terrible stick
tiny sparrow
the crossbow is niche it wouldnt be as bad if you could put it on your back or something but having it stay in your hand its practically useless you get a couple shots of muss or ricochet now you gotta drop it and switch to a mele and hope not to get bonked
stuck pivot
Who will win this standoff
Me
tall yew
i think the crossbow should technically work against armor aswell, kinda depends on what model crossbow the devs went after and what kind of bolt there is in the game
stray sigil
yeah i really wish the crossbow could be holstered
i think there might be an way to store more arrows though
stuck pivot
Does anyone even use the pot on the chain in cellar?
tall yew
there is i forgor the name of the thing tho
tall yew
Does anyone even use the pot on the chain in cellar?
not really tbh
stuck pivot
Whyd yall rig the horse😭 😭 😭 😭
tiny sparrow
Does anyone even use the pot on the chain in cellar?
its easier just to smack em with a rake
stray sigil
axes or swords
weary gale
Man i love killing people IN HALF SWORD
tiny sparrow
both are good i just perfer swords
stuck pivot
Man i love killing people IN HALF SWORD
wow ma
stray sigil
axes are REALLY good
but they're
REALLY lethal
which is
REALLY bad for the abyss
so i use swords
like an less powerful axe
tiny sparrow
just pay them off
stray sigil
just pay them off
i have 11 pfennings rn
there are nine souls waiting in the abyss for me
tiny sparrow
dont be broke i guess
proven bay
i have 11 pfennings rn
Broke ah
gusty condor
So long as you wear a hauberk and standart you're basically invulnerable to the zombies once you disarm them.
stuck pivot
I think.. i miss my spoilance
real iris
dont be broke i guess
i have 12
stray sigil
Spoilance..
real iris
peffings
proven bay
Flemmings
proven bay
Why'd they pick that dumbass name
tiny sparrow
how
gusty condor
6k pfennings in my account right now.
tiny sparrow
i got 2k and im about to be lord rank do the tourney now
gusty condor
I basically stole every poleaxe and sold it. Lol
proven bay
Rich as fuck.
stray sigil
ok dude
proven bay
gusty condor
Good way to make money. Pokeaxes are expensive as fuck.
stray sigil
my FUCKING guy decided to just crawl out of the yard
proven bay
2 in game sheckles
shell swift
pokeaxes lmao
stuck pivot
Yes i run 60 fps in abyss on epic graphics howd you know
neat solar
Does halfsword have a road map? Like, expected features and such they're going for?
proven bay
Good way to make money. Pokeaxes are expensive as fuck.
I found a glitch yestderday that let me keep the items i test after forging
stuck pivot
Whats the best peasant weapon
proven bay
🔥
stuck pivot
Or should i just keep using my mace
stuck pivot
how tf do i get flail
stray sigil
its in the cellar
weary gale
How do u get armor?
tiny sparrow
the rake just hits like a ford f450
weary gale
oh
stray sigil
when i used the rake it wasnt good
stuck pivot
its in the cellar
ok im in the cellar rn where is it
stray sigil
ok im in the cellar rn where is it
has an chance of spawning
to the left
of where you spawn
by the pot thing
leaning on the table
oh
tiny sparrow
How do u get armor?
anyone who has armour on them that you are fighting you can take it off them when theyre dead by grab the peice of armour and hold e or q
stray sigil
thats the one place ive seen it spawn
just looka round the cellar for an big stick
with another
small stick dangling off it
stuck pivot
has an chance of spawning
ok i got it
stray sigil
Now, get an REALLY expensiev mercenary!
Make him do everything until he dies!
Then take all of his armor!
stuck pivot
Bro damn this is lucky spawn, i got flail, rake, scythe, an opponent has two hand morning star
vivid hill
Would you charge at this guy head first?
tiny sparrow
i dont even bother buying mercs they ussaly dont live long enough for them to even be a distraction for me so i solo that shit out
stray sigil
Would you charge at this guy head first?
yes
no armor
i can take that
No armor?
Crossbow!
tiny sparrow
Would you charge at this guy head first?
are these mods htf you do this shit
stray sigil
are these mods htf you do this shit
no he can just do that
stuck pivot
I think.. i miss my Pitchfork
stray sigil
I think.. i miss my Pitchfork
pitchforks still existbtw
stuck pivot
Anyways who was the guy that modded a gun into the game
stuck pivot
pitchforks still existbtw
Its not the same
stray sigil
Its not the same
there is the one fgrom the demo
ive only eveer seen it in the alley
round current
how do i make SURE someone is dead
stuck pivot
Nobody missed the lil scratcher thing
polar wigeon
Its not the same
They literally perform just fine
stray sigil
how do i make SURE someone is dead
why
polar wigeon
how do i make SURE someone is dead
no head
round current
i have a policy that if anyone beats me (usually in first blood or knockdown) i kill them
polar wigeon
or major head wound
round current
but killing knights is getting annoying just wackin em with a mace until they splurt
tiny sparrow
i ussally kill them if they knock me down a bunch and piss me off
stray sigil
i have a policy that if anyone beats me (usually in first blood or knockdown) i ...
vro if anyone beats me i dont kill them
solely because they are an threat in the abyss
round current
im not gonna die
polar wigeon
solely because they are an threat in the abyss
the humble 10 coin
stray sigil
i only kill them to avenge mercenaries i like
vivid hill
stray sigil
the humble 10 coin
i could use that 10 coin
on
adjusting my armor or sum shit
i hate paying off the abyss guy
polar wigeon
peon.
stray sigil
i usually just drink the poison
stuck pivot
I will come back to this game once you can run over people with a cart
stray sigil
I will come back to this game once you can run over people with a cart
youc an do that
stuck pivot
youc an do that
Fahhhh
wooden hinge
how do u do that
polar wigeon
*would overheat
stray sigil
Fahhhh
you gotta go up twice 2 down left right up up and it spawns the forbidden horse
stuck pivot
how do u do that
Go to ue editor .cc
stray sigil
then you gotta get out o f bounds in the slums and ride right for 5 minutes before the horse teleports you to the hidden map
in that hidden cave map you can find the cart
stuck pivot
you gotta go up twice 2 down left right up up and it spawns the forbidden horse
bro u lying
stray sigil
nah bro ts is true
polar wigeon
nah he’s not
stray sigil
on EVERYONES soul
wooden hinge
imagine half sword online
polar wigeon
on ALL OUR souls it’s true
stray sigil
imagine half sword online
i'd be terrified
of half sword online
I've seen what people can do in this game.
polar wigeon
imagine half sword online
I’d beat your ass
stuck pivot
How do i get og willie face
stray sigil
How do i get og willie face
uh
flat widget
imagine half sword online
HS MMO coming soon
polar wigeon
that one’s a DIFFERENT cheat code
flat widget
preference
polar wigeon
I personally like EA better but it def still needs optimization
wooden hinge
I’d beat your ass
in demo prime i defeated 5 armored man as a peasant using roundhouse kicks and pure determination with fists
polar wigeon
I think the modes are more fun and overall more to do
stuck pivot
Demo is better for fps and none of allat technical rpg bs
flat widget
Demo if you want straight hands no bs
wooden hinge
legacy mode
polar wigeon
in demo prime i defeated 5 armored man as a peasant using roundhouse kicks and p...
I’m just blatantly talking out of my ass for senseless provocation and with no knowledgeable merit to my skill
stray sigil
original death loses all progression
but with the maps and abyss and shit of the ea game
oh i forgot to ask
new or old abyss
which is beter
polar wigeon
I DO think to make the game harder insurance should be way more expensive
wooden hinge
old abyss
stray sigil
i like new abyss more
wooden hinge
if u die in a tournemate
round current
once i stabbed a guy straight through the neck with barons beak and he didnt die that shit had me GEEKED yo
stray sigil
ur gonna face 30 people
pay them off or face them dawg
stuck pivot
i like new abyss more
I like how the zombie eats you
stray sigil
😭
polar wigeon
:D
tiny sparrow
in the demo i solod the entire run with an axe peasant for fun the amount of time i went into abyss sucked but i got their in the end
round current
i've got 46 souls to face so far
stray sigil
old abyss sucked imo
round current
good job guys! lets shoot for 40!
wooden hinge
I like how the zombie eats you
but their navigation system is ass if ur on the floor ur safe
stray sigil
i HATED the old abyss during the higher ranks
polar wigeon
I personally REALLY fw the new abyss and how it references medieval totentanz
stray sigil
i think the new abyss is better
because it actually gives consequences to killing
and makes sense
topaz thicket
how do i cash in the money i killed the guy but nothing happens
polar wigeon
That oo
wooden hinge
yea but make the zombies lunge at u
wooden hinge
they are too easy
stuck pivot
I got so many cinematic moments in new abyss
wooden hinge
the old abyss was like
less consquences
polar wigeon
yea but make the zombies lunge at u
They did to bite you but all the day one EA whiners cried that they were too hard
stray sigil
less consquences
more consequences on higher ranks
stuck pivot
I stabbed that zombie in the face on the floor while it was eating my dih
polar wigeon
so now they practically have to hickeymax you to make you truly afraid and even them armor just stops it
stray sigil
and it was the zombie of an guy i was struggling against
stray sigil
the zombies are fine as they are now
the only changes i think theys hould make is either
they dont bite you on the head completely
polar wigeon
I do think it would be cool if they just straight up tried to tackle you
stray sigil
or the head bites do less damage
stuck pivot
Making me do 6 round of fist play for 7 pfemmings😭 😭 😭
tiny sparrow
i want a pve mideval zombies mode
polar wigeon
Making me do 6 round of fist play for 7 pfemmings😭 😭 😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
wooden hinge
I do think it would be cool if they just straight up tried to tackle you
thats what im saying
wooden hinge
i want a pve mideval zombies mode
abyss
polar wigeon
we are NOT making it out the fields
wooden hinge
is that
stray sigil
It would be cool, if I got ganged up on by 500 zombies!
tiny sparrow
i meant online
stray sigil
Then they held me down and ate my neck bone off!
wooden hinge
i dont want another cod zombies wanna be
polar wigeon
if this game ever decided to go online an infection game mode would be sick
atomic mistBOT
tiny sparrow
i dont want another cod zombies wanna be
not even for points or nothing i just wanna hack zombies apart with homies
stuck pivot
How many mercs should i buy
polar wigeon
There is split screen mode but idk if that works in abyss
stray sigil
and follows you around
polar wigeon
How many mercs should i buy
How much money you got
stray sigil
and instantly picks you up and bites you and kill syou if it catches up
stray sigil
then they add prize loot boxes
stuck pivot
How much money you got
270
stuck pivot
They should add micro transactions
polar wigeon
Or just one that’s 50
stray sigil
They should add micro transactions
ts so peak twin
wooden hinge
when is half sword gonna become full sword
wooden hinge
how to u make stuff a quote
lost palmBOT
how to u make stuff a quote
polar wigeon
They should add micro transactions
SON 😭
merry ibex
yeah
polar wigeon
Get a higher bevor otherwise yes
wooden hinge
idk mine is full of muscle and huge
round current
gulp
merry ibex
theyve optimised physics a lot
polar wigeon
Death plans for YOU bro.
merry ibex
stuck pivot
How does ur armor look like ts
round current
TO BE FAIR
stray sigil
How does ur armor look like ts
alot of theft
round current
i fuckin slipped on some blood
stuck pivot
I think.. i miss my Bloody hands in fist play
stray sigil
they basically add like armor
round current
and the baron's weapon glitched into my chest and killed me
cerulean sphinx
and the baron's weapon glitched into my chest and killed me
bro that dude is massive
The warstaff is so peak tho
Smacked him over the head
stray sigil
what can chainmail not do
all i need now is to go to the forest again
and find the extra arrow thing
worn egret
lord
plucky jackal
Would be cool for them to add another use for money because I'm starting to stack up a ton
stray sigil
i feel so much tuffness radiating from my character in this game then the demo
cerulean sphinx
Would be cool for them to add another use for money because I'm starting to stac...
Im at like 2k rn
devout wasp
do shots to liver just deplete stamina
plucky jackal
Im at like 2k rn
I'm close to 10k lol
cerulean sphinx
How do I unlock the leggings? I beat the baron but it still wont let me
cerulean sphinx
I'm close to 10k lol
dayum
stray sigil
why is every npc in this game so deadly with the flail
stray sigil
How do I unlock the leggings? I beat the baron but it still wont let me
i think you get an piece of his armor everytime you beat him
from what another person said
i have not reached the baron yet
cerulean sphinx
i think you get an piece of his armor everytime you beat him
Ohhh yeah I got the chest piece
devout wasp
why is every npc in this game so deadly with the flail
the flail is just simply deadly
cerulean sphinx
flail is fire
restive trench
Would be cool for them to add another use for money because I'm starting to stac...
experiment with weapon crafting
make your dream weapons
spark quartz
experiment with weapon crafting
veroo veroo veroo
proven bay
3fps
cerulean sphinx
Ngl warstaff is the best weapon
devout wasp
reach is honestly your best friend in this game
plucky jackal
experiment with weapon crafting
Yeah, I've made some polearms and poleaxes but the wrists are just super weak to use those type of weapons for now.
spark quartz
hi silly how reyou
i'm gurch how are you
plucky jackal
Swords aren't much of a use because the longer weapons are better
worn egret
did the newest hotfix fuck strength??? i literally cant gain any
restive trench
i'm gurch how are you
im goob
stray sigil
Yeah, I've made some polearms and poleaxes but the wrists are just super weak to...
just use them then
stray sigil
to get stronger
restive trench
did the newest hotfix fuck strength??? i literally cant gain any
yeah i think they messed up muscle gaining
plucky jackal
to get stronger
I'm already max strength
worn egret
awesome man
cobalt dawn
why cant u take the golden armor of the torny ?
cerulean sphinx
Oh dam im at 83
stray sigil
there must be an glitch or something
because i got hurt
and now i cant unholster anything
restive trench
why cant u take the golden armor of the torny ?
you dont, you get one piece every time you beat the baron once
cerulean sphinx
why cant u take the golden armor of the torny ?
I asked the same thing at first lol
cobalt dawn
you dont, you get one piece every time you beat the baron once
ah I Got his cruiass
stray sigil
im not bleeding from ANYWHERE btw
cobalt dawn
it looks kinda lame ngl
stray sigil
can anyone tell me whats wrong with me rn
restive trench
and now i cant unholster anything
are your hands ok
cobalt dawn
can anyone tell me whats wrong with me rn
rip hand
restive trench
can anyone tell me whats wrong with me rn
your hands are not ok
cerulean sphinx
chopped ya fangers off
valid bison
can anyone tell me whats wrong with me rn
hand is fukt