general-catfish-🐱🐟

[flat widget]

Dirty...

[tidal peak]

im down

[indigo hare]

Alls fair in…war

[flat widget]

I need to talk to the higher ups

[leaden chasm]

can me and white van get a private vc

[plain yew]

I'm gonna run doubles on you in the slums until your buthurt

[tidal peak]

yeah fr

[leaden chasm]

its gonna get raunchy

[indigo hare]

I am the highers ups

[flat widget]

Oh so this is war? bet that changes things

[tidal peak]

whats your numbert

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[plain yew]

Numbert

[indigo hare]

Shush

[mystic marlin]

this shit is not funny enough to be this loud

[snow violet]

she knockdown on my halfsword till i buhurt

[polar swallow]

Willy hath spoken

[elder pawn]

Pro Ginger Bread

[untold echo]

get this man a man

[leaden chasm]

ban this homophobe for silencing our gay relationship

[tidal peak]

slay kinggg

[quiet pasture]

someway to see how your muscles are progressing would be nice

[flat widget]

The opps are going to spin the block old school Moai

Muskets like real men

[leaden chasm]

gym helps

and eyes

🤔

[worldly vapor]

I am a mom

[vital coral]

i lost my set of armor because i got flung in the abyss

[elder pawn]

Congratulations

[spring pagoda]

insure armor

[polar swallow]

Idk if insurance transcends purgatory

[flat widget]

Religion in my gen chat banned

https://tenor.com/view/administrativeday-penguin-penguins-waddle-feathers-gif-14002898

[leaden chasm]

free my boy white van

he aint do nun'

[spring pagoda]

yes thats the point of it

[leaden chasm]

just tryin to be a gay man in todays world gets you silenced

wow

[flat widget]

how

[polar swallow]

[violet garden]

Methinks neither of these are muskets

[supple pecan]

This game is so much better after the last new patches. great job dev team!

[indigo hare]

He told you he was timed out? 😔

[violet garden]

Mind. Blown.

[flat widget]

that's the point shhhhh

[leaden chasm]

we already on a call bro hes my new e kitten

this romance is blossoming

[indigo hare]

Ah okay. I just wanted to make sure you didn’t have Vencord

[vital coral]

i dont even know how i just got flung while fighting one of the zombie things

[indigo hare]

But stop being weird

[leaden chasm]

?

just tryin to live my life with my ideals

[untold echo]

fuck is vencord

[indigo hare]

Don’t talk about e kittens

[leaden chasm]

is that too hard to ask in todays world

[tardy dock]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-animal-cleaning-tidy-floor-gif-7632028141660776717

[snow violet]

i love the goofy ass M1 assembly trainer

[leaden chasm]

my e boy?

[indigo hare]

Third party software to see hidden channels, people who were timed out, and other stuff like that.

[snow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-princess-hello-kitty-hello-kitten-hwello-pwincess-discord-mod-gif-8006257255753720434

[worldly vapor]

alternate discord client that lets you bypass some things

[flat widget]

Is vencord bannable bc I was talking to a regular here that has it and he was being cocky af that's it's not bannable

[indigo hare]

Who?

Throw him under the bus

[leaden chasm]

it was @elder pawn

[indigo hare]

You have to now

[worldly vapor]

no snitching big man..

[tardy dock]

insane

[violet garden]

Your point is that you’re stupid? Dummy? Don’t talk shit about me. Get out of my face and don’t try to make a fool of me. Worthless. I have an unthinkable capacity for love in my heart, and such is the same for hate. If I cannot have one, I will indulge in the other. Don’t try me.

[snow violet]

Moai wants people to snitch without payment

[indigo hare]

Dont be dicks

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408968142407073847/1466839405044961461/image0.gif

[indigo hare]

Vencord lets you see stuff you shouldn’t

[leaden chasm]

skill issue

[worldly vapor]

why is vencord even not allowed tho do yall rlly got secret files we cant be seeing

[indigo hare]

Breaking tos is baaaddd

[leaden chasm]

release the halfsword files

[indigo hare]

Against discord tos

[leaden chasm]

no redactions

release the halfsword fiiles

[snow violet]

yknow who else doesn't want people to see files?

[indigo hare]

And yes theres been a leak before my time as mod

[leaden chasm]

#releasethefiles

[untold echo]

big men fighting for meager coin

[flat widget]

I fuckin forget bc it was around release day but I remember I saw him around a lot and he was posting pics of locked unseeable chats, wish I remembered but I swore it was banned and he was being a little shit that mods wouldn't do anything

[indigo hare]

Just ping the modteam next time or make a modmail, it’s not allowed

[flat widget]

gotcha chief, I would have so loved to see him banned

[brazen siren]

You can tell if people have vencord?

[flat widget]

yes

[brazen siren]

Neat

[indigo hare]

I swear yall peer pressured him into not telling me who

[flat widget]

surprisingly you can ge them to tell you easily

[flat widget]

I would have anyways

[snow violet]

fed

[flat widget]

Would have told you

[indigo hare]

Youre a good person unlike the rest of the criminals

[flat widget]

lol

[brazen siren]

Half sword discord server is a cia honeypot

[flat widget]

I just don't like nosey Vencord users since I used to deal with it a lot when I was a mod on a big server

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/oblivion-gamerpoop-criminal-scum-gif-15277113

[vivid hill]

Where did he touch the law

[snow violet]

when is the rug update coming out

[indigo hare]

Thats the one I wanted

[snow violet]

REALEASE THE RUG FILES

[flat widget]

How many members we at?

[indigo hare]

155,213

Over 5k since release

[flat widget]

Holy shit biggest server I modded in was only 48k you got me by a lot

more than I thought lol

[indigo hare]

We were at 45k messages every 14 days in halfsword chat, less in gen. Now we’re at 215k in halfsword and 165k in gen

[vivid hill]

(Daggerfall reference)

[indigo hare]

And less mods

So

[flat widget]

sheesh

[indigo hare]

Kinda sucks lol

[snow violet]

oof

[flat widget]

Yeah the mod team is too thin since Clue is gone

Clue was decently active

[vivid hill]

Now there's no one to stop us from using tts

[flat widget]

Fuck that tts shit

on god

[indigo hare]

Now we’re just more strict on certain stuff

[vivid hill]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-gif-26401569

[indigo hare]

Like I’ll destroy you for abusing tts

[flat widget]

Thank you Moai

[indigo hare]

Your time in the streets of discordia

[flat widget]

that was pissing me off

[snow violet]

i love you mr moai

[vivid hill]

But i want my [tts] voice to be heard

[brazen siren]

What does vencord even do

[flat widget]

I had to have a talk with someone who could hear my laptop that had nothing playing bc of some dumb sexual tts from this server

[tardy dock]

what if i claim to be a blind man

[vivid hill]

It vens ur cord

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/no-calling-nope-telephone-whos-this-gif-17539920

[flat widget]

Had to explain it wasn't my doing

[flat widget]

You see things you shouldn't

Basically

others things as well I wont say

[vivid hill]

I wonder how blind ppl use things like phones and computers. You can't get by in life without it anymore

[brazen siren]

Gif of drake helping lil yachty with his laptop

[indigo hare]

I apologize for the inconvenience

[worldly vapor]

lets you see hidden channels, get some nitro features for free, its like explotiing but on discord

[brazen siren]

Braille screen

[snow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

i gotchu snail trail

[brazen siren]

Thank you neph

[stuck isle]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-pov-message-blank-chad-stare-gif-6307823301448165787

[tidal peak]

Set my boy NineOverHi free

[flat widget]

dawg my mom hmu and said she just bought THIS for her purse

I don't know what to say

seriously

[worldly vapor]

this looks like pure ass

[vivid hill]

I apologize, but after consulting with our review team, we have come to a difficult decision: we cannot accept your apology at this time. We wish you well on your pursuits and encourage you to submit another apology next year.

[flat widget]

Derringer so maybe, i love Derringers tho

[radiant haven]

i think i made a good polearm

[tidal peak]

#releasethefiles i know this server has some dirt in it

[worldly vapor]

the grip is ass I hate the color hot pink

[tardy dock]

you need to confront her IMMEDIATELY

[flat widget]

about what specifically

[tardy dock]

just say no.

[stuck isle]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-2-fnaf-2-movie-balloon-boy-five-nights-at-freddy's-gif-13960215646157032691

[flat widget]

LMAO

[tidal peak]

#releasethefiles

[tardy dock]

literally anything else

[snow violet]

better than the new Donny Deringer

[vivid hill]

Shut

[flat widget]

I personally have a taurus and not some little baby shit like that

[vivid hill]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-be-quiet-funny-gif-19370091

[flat widget]

but to each their own

[agile helm]

right what she needs is a P320

completely reputable

[tidal peak]

#ReleaseNineOverHi

[agile helm]

no problems whatsoever

[snow violet]

nuke him again

[indigo hare]

That’s great and all but uh, ur a nerd

And a loser

🖕

[vivid hill]

I take that as a compliment actually

[vivid hill]

Aw

[flat widget]

OR A SIG SAUER IF SHE WANTS TO SHOOT THE PURSE AND NOT THE BAD GUY

[stuck isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466555189833105620/EuwOl8T.gif

[vivid hill]

[indigo hare]

Im leaving now

Don’t burn the place down

[snow violet]

everyone knows the AK-50 is the best EDC

[flat widget]

Goodbye gramps

sleep well

[snow violet]

goodnight shnookums

[worldly vapor]

are we dissing sig sauer rn?

[radiant haven]

bro i fall over so easily yet these guys are built like fucking iron man 😭

[flat widget]

heavily yes, horrible guns

[worldly vapor]

how

[flat widget]

Accidental discharging

[stuck isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[placid sinew]

P320

[tidal peak]

thats was not tuff

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mushy-mushed-banana-crushed-mashed-gif-17924400095421379717

[agile helm]

im gonna dress you mr deer

[worldly vapor]

ok shge should get a hipoint instead..

[median kiln]

Why are weapons infinitely sharp?

[agile helm]

yeah the YC9

[worldly vapor]

I could use some pants

[stuck isle]

I will accidentally discharge on you

[snow violet]

mmmmfffff

[agile helm]

yeah i keep having this problem how do i fix it?

[flat widget]

Silly, Don't make me put you 6ft under and expose the 6ft of dirt on you 🫵

[agile helm]

not a gun owner btw

[tidal peak]

saying "shut" is the most discord moderator thing to say

[fading belfry]

their studio equivalent to roblox studio is so dogshit

[flat widget]

this is war don't forget

I remember

[fading belfry]

hopefully theyre releasing editor 2.0

[spark quartz]

oh yeah? I know what you did in 04 banana

[vivid hill]

https://youtu.be/ygmANk3bOfU

[flat widget]

That's threatening me mods ban him

[flat widget]

do tell do tell

[idle loom]

Half sword vr script gatekeeping

[spark quartz]

you abducted four banana trees and forced them to make bananas for you then when they couldn't produce anymore you turned them into mulch for other banana trees

You're evil

[flat widget]

It was actually 5 and I turned the trees into paper and drew bananas on them to sell the art for even more money

[spark quartz]

I didn't think you could be even more evil

[flat widget]

cmon.

[brazen vale]

The greed is sickening

[flat widget]

You know you wanna see the art

Cmon Silly

[spark quartz]

the helmet not fitting on the head is funny bro is not protected

[flat widget]

LMAO

[elder pawn]

holy shit it’s bananarocketman

[vivid hill]

https://youtu.be/NT3QTKcD8tE

[flat widget]

I bet this is what you look like Silly

[vivid hill]

I abducted 1mil banging skeleton shields and made them farm bananas

[vivid hill]

Is that markiplier?

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-gif-23116344

[river prawn]

@tacit tapir why did you bowser fart

[flat widget]

no

it was someone I was in VC with years ago

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mandela-catalogue-alternate-laugh-333-analog-horror-gif-26452556

[flat widget]

Yes hi hello

it is I

[vivid hill]

Bro like can u not dox me?

[storm otter]

are we ever getting hounskulls

[vivid hill]

No

I decided not

[tacit tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-skeleton-skeleton-shield-rahh-banging-gif-16260127451993683396

[vivid hill]

I don't recognize the word so no

[river prawn]

penoma i think isaak doxxed you

[vivid hill]

Oh shi now everyone knows I live in Houston texas

[river prawn]

now we know

[flat widget]

do you fr?

[vivid hill]

Yuh

Big ahh city gl finding me here

[river prawn]

going over there to find you

[flat widget]

i'm in DFW

you close

I can sniff you

[river prawn]

check your closet little willie

[vivid hill]

Ive been to Dallas once, snowed on the way back it was really random as someone who grew up south of Houston and rarely saw snow even stick

[storm otter]

we need bascinet

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[spark quartz]

this is banana tryna act tuff

[flat widget]

Real, snow is so rare and it's never the good fluffy kind you go out and throw snowballs at your gf like in movies

[storm otter]

when is hounskull

[spark quartz]

where is hounskull

[storm otter]

hemlet

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1332478891297865760/Willie_business_card.gif

[vivid hill]

Yeah everytime it gets cold enough it has to rain then freeze

[flat widget]

Im a dev and banning you Silly

[spark quartz]

I'm the pacific ocean and will flood only your house

[vivid hill]

Ppl act like we complain about the cold but they don't understand how our weather works here

It legit rains then freezes

Solid ahh ice

No snow

[flat widget]

I'm so hot i'll melt the ocean

[spark quartz]

the ocean is already a liquid tho

[vivid hill]

Rapidly changing temperatures during winter is so annoying it fucks with my immune system

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-chud-fat-chud-brucedroppemoff-bruce-gif-7290048522851418216

[vivid hill]

But is it wet?

[unreal bay]

Good old days

[flat widget]

exactly, so you see how prolific the sentence is that i'll melt it

[last whale]

BLOOD

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434645975716200568/20251102_125006.gif

[flat widget]

Cmon tell me i'm not swaggin Silly

[spark quartz]

looks like cheetoh

[spark quartz]

I fucking forgot about this

[unreal bay]

Cheetoh!

[river prawn]

cheeto

[spark quartz]

Banana where can I peep your beat

[vivid hill]

Chatgpt just told me to "be careful" when bringing up the "is water wet?" topic cuz it starts fights

Empires fell debating this

[flat widget]

fuuuuuuuuuck

[clever lake]

It isn’t wet.

[vivid hill]

Brothers turned against each other

[spark quartz]

put that shit on spotify and YouTube gang

[flat widget]

I need to get more motivation real shit

[spark quartz]

bad herbert

[river prawn]

no

im nice herbert

[flat widget]

I haven't been in the mindset to drop any heat freestyle or anything

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-people-gif-25984064

[drowsy finch]

It’s water, actually

[spark quartz]

understandable, I haven't had motivation

[vivid hill]

Depends on how you define wetness. If you define it as something covered in water then true its not wet

If you define it as something consisting of a liquid that causes wetness (the definition ive always grown up understanding and going by), then it's wet by definition

[clever lake]

Nah you’re his alter ego trebreh ecin

[spark quartz]

hey rali, please be quiet otherwise I'll tell on you

[drowsy finch]

:(

[drowsy finch]

Look at what I got!

[clever lake]

So if I cover you in lava, are you wet?

[spark quartz]

oh nice, thats cool

[vivid hill]

Lava doesnt cause wetness, I think you misunderstand what lava is, its not minecraft

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/howquaint-theyresostinky-gif-21765506

[clever lake]

I was not talking about Minecraft.

[flat widget]

Within the next.... Year I'll send you something fully recorded

[drowsy finch]

Yeah!! I wish there was a coyle one but I er uh they didnt have it

[vivid hill]

Right, you were comparing lava to water

[spark quartz]

sickkkkk

[spark quartz]

just get a judas priest album its basically the same thing

[clever lake]

More magma than anything but yeah.

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/heyselcuk-hey-bradar-labubu-sabubu-lex-sus-gif-12299152818219392172

[clever lake]

Bad Herbert

[river prawn]

nice herbert

[clever lake]

Bad Herbert

[river prawn]

nice herbert

[clever lake]

Bad Herbert

[spark quartz]

microplastics are suprise seasoning

[clever lake]

Exactly!!

[vivid hill]

Now if we're talking about something more fluid like, Id say something like molten steel could be defined as wet, and capable of getting things "wet with molten steel"

[river prawn]

bad silly mod

[vivid hill]

If its hot enough

[drowsy finch]

Thats not leland coyle… :(

[river prawn]

you dont drink soylent

[clever lake]

So if I covered you in molten steel you’d say you’re wet with steel?

[flat widget]

Silly do you think you could freestyle or write some bars

you got that ability

[vivid hill]

Well first id scream then be like "very good! Yes this is me being wet with molten steel"

[spark quartz]

Bro wants me to be their ghost writer

[clever lake]

You’d be dead.

[flat widget]

naaaaaa just curious

[clever lake]

You wouldn’t just be screaming

[vivid hill]

THEN id be dead, it'd be my final words

[spark quartz]

Unfortunately I'm not talented like that 😭

[flat widget]

I won't be another Drake don't worry

[river prawn]

hi im a fartycuck

[clever lake]

You’d die from the pain almost instantly.

[flat widget]

no ghost writer

[clever lake]

Bad Herbert

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/indiniprint-peter-griffin-farting-on-meg's-face-gif-16236183519554983030

[vivid hill]

Nah not immediately, the pain wouldn't have set in immediately because it immediately burnt away the pain receptors on the surface

But it would quick

Im a fast talker

[vivid hill]

(Happened to my hand when I accidentally poured boiling water on it)

Didnt feel it immediately

Burnt the top layer off

[clever lake]

How much molten steel would I need to cover you in for you to be considered wet?

Keep in mind that the steel would instantly evaporate any moisture.

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043916581580853258/1370907557933092984/avali_squish_gif.gif

[vivid hill]

Enough to make me pee, okay this topic has bored me now

I am off to smoke and clean and sleep

[clever lake]

wtf is wrong with this server

[vivid hill]

Gb

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chug-chugging-drinking-oj-gif-20256641

[clever lake]

https://tenor.com/view/women-women-meme-man-shower-monster-shampoo-monster-energy-gif-3555148821411623114

[flat widget]

Real and Based

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-farm-laughterhouse-george-orwell-animals-gif-91994457611685322

[vivid hill]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-pop-xqc-popsicle-shower-chat-gif-25612875

[clever lake]

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-the-orville-gif-7999465420984481267

[flat widget]

I go now chat

Adios

I return later

[clever lake]

Goodbye lung cancer man

[flat widget]

what 😭

[vivid hill]

[flat widget]

NO

NO STOP

NO

[vivid hill]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-nero-devil-may-cry-gif-2802678053041607583

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-memes-pregnant-gif-26528786

[clever lake]

I replied to the wrong person I thought you were pneoma

[flat widget]

really.

[vivid hill]

Ugh okay I'm leaving fr this time

Too much

[clever lake]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-memes-pregnant-gif-26528786

[flat widget]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jujutsu-kaisen-todo-aoi-1

[devout wasp]

the horse impregnated him

[clever lake]

“I got the horses in the bag”

More like “I got the horses in my back”

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-what-gif-25256285

[clever lake]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-chud-gif-2887627200340906462

[uneven ibex]

this update changed nothing bro i just watched my entire body get split and flung through the ceiling when the guys axe was miles from my chest and being stopped by my weapon 😭

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/antvenom-soylent-soy-reddit-wholesome-gif-16664606553980864408

[clever lake]

Skill issue

[devout wasp]

too bad i cant post gifs

[clever lake]

How?

Why

What

[devout wasp]

im level 1

[clever lake]

I’m pretty sure you spawn here with gif perms

[uneven ibex]

parried the attack and still died from it, despite the attack never touching me, spontaneous combustion is coded into the halfsword game

[devout wasp]

oh nvm its picture perms you dont start with i think

[clever lake]

This is not sekiro my guy

[uneven ibex]

didnt qte my heart monitor fast enough

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-i-need-this-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-tweaker-gif-7898738045635868823

[uneven ibex]

sekiro has parries the same way this game does, its all fencing my friend

[devout wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

fuck

[agile helm]

skyrim has parries

[devout wasp]

yer it dont work

[clever lake]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[agile helm]

fallout 4 even has parries

[uneven ibex]

yes

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-saying-that-gif-2288717594196978123

[uneven ibex]

melee combat in both

[clever lake]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-2088247993237804628

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-thug-thug-shake-pool-gif-15295480721685212431

[clever lake]

https://tenor.com/view/pipe-bomb-miku-pipe-bomb-miku-silly-miku-silly-miku-pipe-bomb-gif-14794310888550215845

[radiant haven]

im either too strong or this weapon is too powerful but i just knocked a muscular ass dude down in plated armor in one blow with just the pommel of this poleaxe

[clever lake]

Wow, real good view of what’s going on here

And it’s three pixels

[radiant haven]

i didnt get a pic of when i knocked him down but heres the full image since i cropped only the pommel of the polearm

[clever lake]

Oh, it’s you, the link spammer.

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/unacademy-lets-crack-it-cricket-ipl-happy-gif-18813428

[neat tundra]

poleaxes are pretty op against armor, yes.

[elder pawn]

okay tung tung

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[clever lake]

Dude you play on the Itch.IO version. Just download it off steam, the demo is free.

It’s way better

[rugged salmon]

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO CHEAT AND GIVE YOURSELF BARON ARMOUR

[river prawn]

what was that guys

[elder pawn]

no

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[clever lake]

No. Suck it up and git gud.

[winged garden]

anyone else experiencing the crossbow reload bug where if you reload then end the round your mouse just becomes dead?

[elder pawn]

no

[clever lake]

Okay bad Herbert

[rugged salmon]

bro this shit just takes too long

ong

[elder pawn]

we will kill you specifically

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437180450962673861/1441243753900671167/shado.gif

[clever lake]

Too bad, you wanna play the game then play the fucking game, if you don’t want to then don’t.

Simple.

[rugged salmon]

bro your strange

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-fat-man-belly-belly-fat-obese-gif-17939051054485362877

[clever lake]

https://tenor.com/view/drstrange-one-onemore-avengers-endgame-gif-14454957

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-dr-strange-strange-benedict-cumberbatch-avengers-gif-22604801

[rugged salmon]

yalll are su, hostile queers if i ever seen em

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[clever lake]

Hah we had the same idea

[winged garden]

damn...

[clever lake]

Why do you suppose I just threw a chair at you?

[neat tundra]

there are save files you can download off the nexus mod page for half sword that have all the baron armor unlocked.
but you will lose your current save unless you back it up.

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-2583399619372591816

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-milesteller-jksimmons-gif-5318252

[clever lake]

Were you rushing or dragging?

[winged garden]

where can I report bugs btw?

[elder pawn]

thanks kepontruckenp

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-tuff-seng-gif-3387784384922472211

[clever lake]

#1465774955009540257

[river prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pigion-pigionnnn-pigon-piggoon-gif-547643011701970174

[radiant haven]

i actually just make shit bru

[sturdy dove]

has anyone watched The King?

is it in the same time period as our beloved Half Sword

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079395042810150912/1441517888031952979/IMG_20251018_184112_091.gif

[reef iris]

WHAT THE FUCK

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408968142407073847/1466839405044961461/image0.gif

[reef iris]

mmmmm

[vestal eagle]

I sincerely apologize for my brainrot comments 😢

I will never do it again

Hopefully

[vestal eagle]

What tier is this again? It's above peasant but below man-at-arms

I forgot

[reef iris]

Commoner

[vestal eagle]

That's right

[boreal remnant]

what does insuring weapons do? i thought id keep it after a reset but i didnt? can someone explain what it IS for

[dull notch]

Commoner

[radiant haven]

im looking spiffy

wait if i get the shield on my shoulder ill literally just be mini baron

since i have a greatsword and dagger

[pearl coral]

no and it’s not a good representation of the period it takes place in either

[misty shell]

What piece do you need to equip the spaulders / shoulder pieces? 🤔

[pearl coral]

arming doublet

[small spoke]

Remove the chain from your shoulders too iirc

[pearl coral]

it has the aiglets on the shoulders that thread through the leather and affix it

[misty shell]

Ahhh got it, thank you !

[scenic blade]

VLC media player FINALLY added dark mode

[twilit field]

PEAK

been waiting all my life for this to happen 🥹

[scenic blade]

Same

[clever lake]

Who tf are you?

Why are you asking me that message was like hours ago

[mossy sonnet]

Be nice bro maybe they are just catching up

Also a silly question to ask in a public server.

[wanton wind]

gettin the game tommorow

[dull notch]

Let’s gooo!

[rapid basin]

wwww

[violet garden]

Who tf are you?

[boreal remnant]

Wtf? I wasnt asking you shit? I was asking literally in "general"

Weirdo

[pearl coral]

you don’t lose the weapon basically

[pearl coral]

i mean you were replying to his message

[light beacon]

I only have the demo lol

[boreal remnant]

Ohhh damnnnn

[pearl coral]

you can throw it across the map and not go back and get it and still have it, you can die and your next character will get it

[boreal remnant]

My bad my guy i ginuinly didnt mean too 😭

[tacit pike]

Still, imo his response feels needlessly aggressive

[light beacon]

I need play half sword early accses

[queen coral]

im pregnant too

[pearl coral]

yeah

[radiant badge]

I bet I can guess your graphics driver

[weary tinsel]

(Not half sword period)

[dull notch]

Nice!

Be back in a bit, gunna go back to playing 🙂

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[untold echo]

mods

?

[untold echo]

this is a day in history

[idle loom]

What level gives images

Also why is it called catfish i dont get it

[keen ether]

this is what you get when you send me to the abyss

armor stripped, and the rest is up to the blade

[dull notch]

“Level 2” or “server booster”

[idle loom]

Alr

Thanks

[worthy mulch]

that looks ai

[fading belfry]

little knight

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[pearl coral]

peak

[fading belfry]

this is art

[pseudo barn]

ts game is so buggy i cant even grab in abyss anymore

[fading belfry]

skill issue

[dull notch]

You may need to restart the game client

[worthy mulch]

no? i just said it LOOKS i didnt tell it IS ai

[kindred vale]

hefty motherfucker

[pearl coral]

it dont look

[worthy mulch]

im blind

[fading belfry]

🥰

[kindred vale]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-gif-12067866563295373623

[pearl coral]

nice

[worthy mulch]

????

[pseudo barn]

??

[lofty vector]

who has the gun mod please

[pseudo barn]

i do

[misty shell]

I'm sorry... the WHAT? xD

[dull notch]

I didn’t even know there was one lol

[ivory halo]

turn the crossbow into a minigun and we ball

[dull notch]

Oh gosh.

[lofty vector]

please

[pseudo barn]

i lied.

[lofty vector]

NOOO

[pseudo barn]

yes

[storm otter]

is there a way to specifically train my arms so I can skip leg day in half sword

[worthy mulch]

where can i get more arrows

i only got 1 time arrows

and i lost it randomly

[prisma walrus]

Has anyone been able tu use the split screen without or with significantly less fatal error? When testing with a friend, the game crashes quite randomly. From 2 minutes on playing or 6. I couldn't get it to run for more than 6 minutes without crashing. I tried using DX11, DX12, low settings, but nothing seems to work. So has anyone a solution or is it simply not usable as for now? I aske because I've seen on the server someone asking the same question but apparently he didn't have DX12 enable wich might have been the source of his problem, whereas mine seems to be different. I appreciate any response

[prisma walrus]

First time picking up the bolts I got 3, so I think it's random

[worthy mulch]

I havent got fatal error at all + i dont have friend to try it even 🥀

i just tried it alone few matches

[fading belfry]

i got fatal error on the fucking menu

[wanton portal]

can the NPC's pick up the crossbow and shoot you?

[fading belfry]

i dont think so

[wanton portal]

lame

[prisma walrus]

I noticed when moving toward my friend's character that the game crashes more often than if I don't. Also not doing anything, without blood or glre the game still crashes. My friend was testing the controlls, I wasn't moving byt the game crashed while nothing happened. It's really random and apparently other people don't seem to have my kind of issues

[worthy mulch]

huh i always tried hitting it and i havent fatal error me

[prisma walrus]

How long have you tried it?

[worthy mulch]

i tried it like last weekend alone some matches

enemies fight the other guy

end of matches i hitted it but cant do damage to it

[prisma walrus]

Because you need to click on "carnage", without that it's just team play

[worthy mulch]

oh

ok

idk what english is even

[prisma walrus]

Well alright, I will try and olay with splut screen and see if ther's crashing without a second controller connected, thanks for sharing your experience

[worthy mulch]

can we play later today?

[cedar rover]

51 dAYS GONE

[worthy mulch]

from what?

[cedar rover]

progression lol

[worthy mulch]

ok

[cedar rover]

lord rank rn

[worthy mulch]

same

but i have more less days

[prisma walrus]

You are asking me ?

[marble vortex]

Real 😔

Except from Beggar for the 6th time

[worthy mulch]

yes please

i dont got no one

to play the split screen

or anything at all

[prisma walrus]

Alright, add me on discord if you want, when do you think you'll be able to play ?

[worthy mulch]

yeah but later today

like uh... 5 hours later?

[prisma walrus]

But I have to warn you, the game is instable so if it crashes without us finding a solution it might not be for long

[worthy mulch]

ok then we can play something else

if it does

[prisma walrus]

Maybe, it would depend what. I'm not one to play multiplayer games generally

[worthy mulch]

we can check our steam games

or we can go to parsec on my pc to play emulator games

[prisma walrus]

Either way, we should add each other on discord because otherwise we might forget each other

[real kindle]

when the demo was/is more functional than the actual game release

Hope this is a problem that can actually be fixed on the dev's end and isn't some sort of hardware incompatibility issue, because it has literally made the game unplayable for me.

Or to be more specific, it gave me exactly one progression run before permanently locking out.

Verifying files/uninstalling and reinstalling did nothing for it

[prisma walrus]

I can suggest something to help you, I don't know if it will work though. Go to your appdata/local/halfsword folder/save/savegame or something like that and create a "backup" folder. Then cut and paste everything that is not a folder in your newly created backup folder and relaunch the game, see if it fixes things. Maybe the files of the demo are fucking with your game

[lilac mango]

Does anything happen after you get all of the Baron's armour

[candid crown]

It didn't

[prisma walrus]

Sucks

No luck by also switching to dx11/12 I guess? Or by scanning the files with steam?

[sour basalt]

how do i get my insured stuff

[outer oriole]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u insure it

[sour basalt]

no like i mean how do i put it back in inventory thing

like when i die

[outer oriole]

it should stay equipped on u

u might have to relaunch if its disappeared idrk

[sour basalt]

k

[fickle sparrow]

"spill first blood" lowkey broken tho

[devout wasp]

i hate how finicky ethernet cables are

[outer oriole]

huh

wym, ethernet cables arent finickiy gng ;-;

[devout wasp]

mine is, one little bump and it disconnects

maybe bcs its from spectrum

[outer oriole]

I think u need a better connection slot or a better cable

[devout wasp]

its just a standard ethernet port on my computer with the little press tab

[outer oriole]

my ethernet cable is fine and it doesnt even have the little clippy anymore cuz it broke

[outer oriole]

might be a bad cable then

[royal epoch]

You might just be having a personal issue with it gng aint even gonna lie.

[devout wasp]

it is equipment from spectrum to be fair

[royal epoch]

that explains it

[outer oriole]

whats spectrum

[devout wasp]

my isp

[outer oriole]

ohhhhhh

[devout wasp]

for some reason when signing up i didnt pick the wifi package, now that is a skill issue

[outer oriole]

luckily I dont gotta deal with paying for things yet 😔

lowkey not looking forward to being an adult, I mean yeah I can get a job and stuff but also jobs lowkey not peak

[devout wasp]

its not that bad

especially if you can get your own place like i did

peace of mind is pure gold

got tired of walking on egg shells with my family

[river oriole]

is it just me or do swords feel kinda bad to use

you can't really make greatswords anymore

[lofty vector]

ue save editor unknown error, any fixes? im confused only on the gameprogress.sav

[gloomy crest]

W setup?

[honest crest]

has anything harder been made

[plush shore]

why cant you take the last bosses armor 😭

[outer oriole]

u gotta kill him like 13 times to get all his gear

[plush shore]

u fr or trolling

[river oriole]

its 9 times for the full set

theres 9 pieces

you get 1 every time u win

[plush shore]

full kill or just defeat

[river oriole]

just defeat

[plush shore]

ah okay I havent left the room yet cause I was trying to strip him lol

[umbral bough]

hi yes spectrum technician/maintenance guy here

[umbral bough]

actual skill issue wtf

just get a cheapo 20 dollar netgear instead of coughing 7-10 a mo for our router (unless you have gigabit and get it complementary)

[plush shore]

where do you get the armor pieces next to the helm and above the pauldrons

[umbral bough]

something is wrong with your modem's ethernet port. insist on a replacement whether it be directly from a tech or shipped

[atomic mist]

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[river oriole]

that guy made me mad

[fallen sparrow]

use this, it works just fine, I've tried it

[lofty vector]

thanks

[fallen sparrow]

you can also go to the GitHub and download the command line tool to convert directly to a json file and vice versa

[blazing roost]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m3W7jwzQ77KLEY8ei?invite=cr-MSw4emYsMjc5NTMxOTEy

[river oriole]

blended

[plush shore]

is there a muscle/ mass cap? Or can you just keep getting bigger

[rocky isle]

i have 1k+ hours and don’t even have the peasant class

[reef iris]

how to take off my shirt

in abyss

I beg your finest pardon mate?

[reef iris]

That fit is genuinely badass

[haughty forge]

I really really want to get a mode where you can bring your free mode gear into the abyss

[river oriole]

thanks

[reef iris]

I want a free play alternative mode to abyss where it's an endless horde of them not js fighting 1 and 2 constantly and then them respawning I want to f ight multiple at the same time

[haughty forge]

cause I wanna cut down the zombies with my longsword. Regular guys don't mess with you after you cut off a limb

[haughty forge]

this too, absolutely

maybe combining the two

though, once the game gets to 5 enemies, it kinda offs itself for me

[reef iris]

It would be so badass if some soul was killing hordes of vengeful souls for freedom and the horde just keeps coming until the soul is overwhelmed and perishes along with them force to trot and rot in this barren field

[tender flower]

Wtf

[river oriole]

he still wont give up

[reef iris]

@vestal eagle I thought you were gonna say something badass but this works too

[vestal eagle]

Why did my message get deleted

What did I even say I forgot

[proven bay]

New WilliWillies either fall over from the lightest touch or never give up until they’re gurgling blood

[reef iris]

same i tried replying to you but it wouldn't let me

[vestal eagle]

,s

Damn

Don't work here

[vestal eagle]

What did I say I forgot

[reef iris]

hmm

wait why are you asking me

oh

uhh

I didn't see

[vestal eagle]

Ok

Bro

[reef iris]

WAIT I LOVE YOUR PFP

[vestal eagle]

I have to be going insane

[reef iris]

SHINYYYY

[vestal eagle]

Thank you

[reef iris]

I love glossy

[vestal eagle]

Yea it's the little MSN Messenger guy back in like 2009

[reef iris]

ELITE

[vestal eagle]

Love these little guys

[reef iris]

yaya

[vestal eagle]

Bro

[vestal eagle]

What the fuck did I say damn it

I feel like I'm going insane

Fuck this shit on everything I love

[tender flower]

Somthin about how you breed wolfs and will have human/wolf kids, somthin really screwed up

[vestal eagle]

OHHHH

I REMEMBER

Why tf did I say that

[tender flower]

Thats my question

Why

Bros gotta explain

[river oriole]

[smoky ridge]

what the fuck is going on in general

[digital coyote]

I'd like an actual horde mode

[haughty forge]

yeeee, combine the two.

they'd have to really optimize the coding on enemies though, cause currently 5 or more makes the game run really bad

[vestal eagle]

I was looking at @neat tundra 's status

[sleek crystal]

so is winning the lord tourney supposed to revert u back a rank and do nothing or what

[digital coyote]

I mean with like actual human enemies. Give me the demo's freemode and an expanded brave stand where you have hordes of enemies coming at you that are weaker than you and slowly get stronger over time.

[digital coyote]

You have to keep winning it

[haughty forge]

ah, it's a proper popular meme

[sleek crystal]

what

[digital coyote]

It gives you pieces of Baron armour

[sleek crystal]

how much

[digital coyote]

So you have to keep winning it

idk, until you have all his pieces

[sleek crystal]

no wonder i couldn't take off his armour

[digital coyote]

No

[haughty forge]

ooooh, I'd like that

[digital coyote]

you get 1 piece per win

so you keep doing it

[sleek crystal]

bruuuhhhh

[digital coyote]

I stopped playing cause it's boring now ngl

[lilac mango]

Does anything come after you collect all the pieces?

[digital coyote]

There's realistically only 12 hours of content here

Idk

I've not done it yet

I got bored

[lilac mango]

I saw the thing about the Dance with Death

Idk if that’s an actual thing though

[digital coyote]

no clue what that is

[lilac mango]

Was in the trailer

[ornate lichen]

hell yeah we got horrorbyss now

i could make it darker

[neat tundra]

Light being important in the abyss would be so peak.

[ornate lichen]

yes! now imagine if i get rid of flashlight and had to carry a lantern with me

you gave me an idea friend

i shall use it on my next run

i just found out that some lanterns dont emit light

[neat tundra]

Are you modding the game to remove ambient light or is this a reshade trick?

[shadow pier]

ANYONE HERE G00NING RN?

[ornate lichen]

reshade

darn it

[warm sky]

ok but that goes kinda hard

[ornate lichen]

the flashlight lowkey made the ui look better

[vestal eagle]

The duality of man, talking about half sword in the general chat and talking about other stuff in the half sword chat

[warm sky]

I think it wants you to play abyss

that works out well lol

[ornate lichen]

lemme really quick find out if there are lanterns that emit light

[vestal eagle]

I've finally unlocked pic perms

Amazing

https://tenor.com/view/3lamestudio-gangnam-style-2d-animation-gif-17526317845883527832

[plush shore]

hello does an sheated buckler still protect from damage?

[ornate lichen]

i think all the lanterns dont emit light in the abyss anymore

[vestal eagle]

All y'all newgens don't know nothing about 3lame

https://tenor.com/view/3lame-three-lame-oneyplays-3lamestudios-bobby-hill-gif-16670630008588361346

[ornate lichen]

nope. not even the candlesticks have light so im gonna be using reshade flashlight

[vestal eagle]

Take this convo to #halfsword-chat-⚔ please and thank you

Gosh

🙄

[neat tundra]

Since its reshade, it might just be that it doesnt recognize the in-game light sources at all.

[ornate lichen]

no i turned the effects off and it still didnt emit light... but i found a better "flashlight" and that is using the spotlight effect instead of the flashlight effect, makes it look more like a lantern now

[vital crest]

O.o why's your abyss darker than dark

Can you even see your fingers

[ornate lichen]

because i want a challenge

[cobalt shoal]

Baron's sword is so goddamn light

[vital crest]

Challenge, just play with your eyes closed at that point xD

[ornate lichen]

also makes the death screen look even better

[warm sky]

oh shit thats amazing

[vital crest]

Better, is deffo a case of opinion

[warm sky]

I have it as my back up weapon to deal with zombies if I ever die

[vital crest]

That looks over saturated now in the center imo

[cobalt shoal]

It's pretty good

[ornate lichen]

yeah thats the spotlight effect, you cant really like customize the effect, it only has two options that dont overgo brightness nor size or anything

this is with flashlight and i must say this was probably better

[vital crest]

Would hounestly look better if someone just added some fire to the bottom of the screen xD

[rugged salmon]

Does your baron armor progress reset if you die?

[vital crest]

Particle ofc

[rugged salmon]

I have the chest pe8ce and legs and died, next time I kill the baron will I get the chest piece again now

[ornate lichen]

zombies are so god damn scary with this

[vital crest]

🧐 revenants 😆 but yeah 😆 I hounestly don't like how they're implemented ATM

They should be able to kill you from chewing through your body, especially when your stuck on the floor xD, nothing worse than when they suddenly give up biting and your both just laying there xD

[smoky ridge]

your baron pices are automatically insured

[rugged salmon]

Yeah but like am i gonna get a second baron chest piece now

[slow temple]

Is there any way to report someone?

[rugged salmon]

Or will it knkw to guve me the next piece

[ornate lichen]

i made it even harder chat

[vital crest]

O.o in what regard? Discord?

[slow temple]

Yeap bothered by someone in here

[vital crest]

Just block them and moot on 🙂

[slow temple]

Okay it seems like there is no other way

[outer wharf]

Is there any way to just do normal brawls outside the progression mode fights? Like with the fist play in the demo

[vital crest]

It's only extra hassle for ppl to deal with, that may not even agree with you

[slow temple]

Already blocked

[rugged salmon]

Can you get me too

[vital crest]

It's always just the best option then, if they try going around the block then you have issues to bring up

[slow temple]

What do you want to get?

[vital crest]

No one moderating anywhere wants to deal with personal disagreements every day, especially in a public discord for a videogame 🙂

[rugged salmon]

Blocked

[slow temple]

That's right

[slow temple]

wut why

lmao

[rugged salmon]

Im just playing🤣😂

[slow temple]

😂 😂 😂

You got me

[rugged salmon]

Bro was hovering over that block button

[slow temple]

Noooooo I wasn't buddy

[rugged salmon]

On a real note who's Willie do i gotta beat to get picture privileges

[vestal eagle]

Dm's

[vital crest]

Wait you don't have that?

Oh wait Im red not pink

[rugged salmon]

Nope🫠

[rugged salmon]

?

[vestal eagle]

Jk

[vital crest]

🤣

[rugged salmon]

Your banned

[vital crest]

One day you'll regret that joke, then suddenly big bob

[rugged salmon]

🫡🤣

[vital crest]

https://tenor.com/view/bigbobfr-bigbob-sandwich-haroldkumar-bigbobfrench-gif-11914037

Why can I only find it in french lmao

[vestal eagle]

How y'all reacting if this starts staring you down in a dark alley

I'm dropping trough and bending over bro, cause I'm fucked

[frozen niche]

22 souls and i get a fatal error near the end fuck my fat chud life

[vital crest]

What in the Donnie darko is that

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-hank-hill-3lamestudio-dance-funny-hilarious-gif-8582837330123085529

[dreamy mango]

🚫 rich4rd20, that command is disabled in this channel.

[pearl coral]

is this man's mockery

[ornate lichen]

mod can you rate wha ti made with reshade? (with help of a specific person)

[vestal eagle]

How you felt after saying this

[pearl coral]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N2XA3vv-kTA

[pearl coral]

no i mean it's a pretty formless horror concept that was made a few years ago

that's what it's called

[rugged salmon]

Where do I check my rank

In dc

[pearl coral]

thumbs up

[vestal eagle]

Oh I thought you were just being philosophical

[pearl coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tTAgLRPRg4

no

[dreamy mango]

🚫 rich4rd20, that command is disabled in this channel.

[crimson garden]

This gotta be super heavily inspired by AOT

[pearl coral]

how

[crimson garden]

Everything but the face looks like a titan tbh

Down to the skin tone

[pearl coral]

i dont see it

its caucasian

[crimson garden]

Probably just me seeing AOT in everything tbh im in the midst of my like 3rd rewatch😭 i see naked monster and my synapses start firing

[rugged salmon]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this discord xp takes way too long to earn

[vestal eagle]

What phenotype is this

[rugged salmon]

Doesn't anyone know a good way tk farm that dc xp

Ew

[rugged salmon]

My ex

[vestal eagle]

Btw thats fake teeth

[rugged salmon]

I hope so

I hope more than the teeth are fake

For their sake

[vestal eagle]

Guy is actually really handsome and ripped without the fake hair and teeth

[vestal eagle]

See what I'm saying

[rugged salmon]

Bro what is this

[rugged salmon]

Is that you

[vestal eagle]

Thats the jizzler

On Instagram

[rugged salmon]

And what does this jizzler do

[vestal eagle]

I think you know

Ok that's enough bro 😭

This guy is just so damn funny

[rugged salmon]

Im scared

[marble vector]

he looks like gordon ramsay

[vestal eagle]

Look him up

The jizzler on insta

[rugged salmon]

I will

[rugged salmon]

Don't do Gordon like that

[vestal eagle]

Let me know if you laugh

[marble vector]

🤣

[analog aurora]

When will these sword blades be added back bru 🥹

[rugged salmon]

They were prolly too heavy

I have a secret weapon I built, once I hit lvl three ima send pics

Shit is absolutely broken

[unreal bay]

Gordon Ramsey

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/balançando-cabeça-negação-não-gif-17196864744151477201

[analog aurora]

But you can change the weight tho and half of the late game sword blades are “too heavy”

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/columbo-clublumbo-running-hill-trip-gif-22300836

[analog aurora]

These sword blades were so tuff in the demo. Love double fullers so much 🥹

[vestal eagle]

What yall know about Lt. Columbo

Not a damn thing

[restive trench]

who

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/columbo-gif-20992236

[analog aurora]

Too heavy unless you use the mass slider to balance the weight just a little above the cross guard tho. I think 1200-1600g is the sweet spot… I like to go a bit lower, but the center of mass/balance matters most compared to weight in terms of handling.

[restive trench]

nope

[vestal eagle]

Watch the show

Best detective show ever

Better than True Detective

[proven depot]

Helloes

[restive trench]

ill add it to my todo list that i never actually do

[fierce hearth]

is there a way to give you muscles in freeplay

[proven depot]

Do you agree that we are going back in time? Yes or no??

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[mystic marlin]

💔

[wanton portal]

this was cute

[gloomy crest]

HELLO

[bleak nymph]

hello

[rugged salmon]

Wait

Why is my name green now

What has been done to me

[faint dragon]

Truly a til death to us part moment

[rugged salmon]

I've been officially crowned

[trim copper]

crossbow tutorial

part 1 how to get a crossbow: you can fInd a crossbow in only tWo mAps which are forest and alley. the spawns are not consistent so there iS a high chance you wont get it on your first try, though you Have to know that the alley has only a slight chance of there being a box And there also could be weapons and other things so its even more raRe to get a crossbow in the alley so your best shot is forest. Locations: for alley, there are two spawns for it which are (img00000001.png , img00000002.png). for forest, unlike alley, has only one spawn
that is on (img00000003.png)

part 2 drawing (not with pencils): when you want to draw you shouldn't go TOO harD or TOO easy, you just need to Make it not too slow not too fast you should just train to see how to do it exActly (vid00000001.mp4)

part 3 aiming: i can literally tell you nothing but you should train and see how it worKs, though i will tell you something (yes i lied) which Is the further you are the lower you should aim

part 4 saving arrows: wheN you start with a crossbow on your hand you always get a free arrow preloaded, so just make willies Get close To you and shoot them on their bodies, after tHat you need to press r to save it, just repeat thIs and you get as many arrows aS you want

extra info:willie's ragdoll becomes weightless if you stab it with an arrow, all of your saved arrows disappear if you dont have your crossbow on your hand even once (not very sure about this one), sometimes the arrow will bounce off willie or straight up just go through them without damaging, if you wanted to exit the reloading screen thingy thing just press right click and then r, if you want to shoot the crossbow without there being an arrow draw it back, press right click and then press r (you dont have to close the reload screen thing if you wanted to shoot without aiming)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247311024407842887/1469270639218000146/img00000001.png?ex=69870c6a&is=6985baea&hm=7c8c765b323ad15463cce0e9300f3a70108cbb6f08fb41376339a36ad7bf8ea0&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247311024407842887/1469270648990728276/img00000002.png?ex=69870c6c&is=6985baec&hm=59d95165a94b2ed3cc1ede8dd54a3c5cddcc00a8940bf1ac44245274f50ded7b&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247311024407842887/1469270659925282927/img00000003.png?ex=69870c6f&is=6985baef&hm=b80df23ce11809b2491f5beddf9f54bb81bc63c04fffb777bfab3c03a2ddb61c&
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1247311024407842887/1469270694062719006/vid00000001.mp4?ex=69870c77&is=6985baf7&hm=39f146458d2eed7170a8ae41b96f8aa6dbe7bc011006baa857d707f5ca58000a&

@plain scroll maybe pin it?

[frigid inlet]

This guy uses caps like a homestuck character

[unreal bay]

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-gif-12100055351253481367

[unreal bay]

We need a gpu that can morph into any gpu

[daring sparrow]

boy they rlly bonked this game up boys

[unreal bay]

How to un bonked ts game

[daring sparrow]

Hhaha im not sure brother, but all the best!

[unreal bay]

But you said game is bonked

[daring sparrow]

I dont know how to un bonk game sorry.

[unreal bay]

[daring sparrow]

What went wrong

[unreal bay]

Early access game, rough launch. Now fixing with multiple patches. We are slowly building up to positive rating

[pale spoke]

Guys is this a monster?

[unreal bay]

Horribleeee brain cell

[pale spoke]

I think it eats humans

[unreal bay]

Its hiding under table

[pale spoke]

Yes..

[unreal bay]

In loaf mode

[daring sparrow]

Yeah fair enough. TBH it was a very rough launch which is hard to say as a total half sword shill. I'm sure you and the team are reading feedback.

[unreal bay]

Thanks for believing in us

[daring sparrow]

Oh I do, and I do enough to speak the truth. Godspeed fellas

[unreal bay]

Godspeed

[pale spoke]

Here's another picture of the man-eater

Oh no

[daring sparrow]

yO what kind of fish is this?

[pale spoke]

Idk

It's orange

[daring sparrow]

is it ok?

[pale spoke]

Idk either

[daring sparrow]

maybe call police?

[pale spoke]

Maybe

I think it's too late

Ngl this mafaka always tries to pee in all corners of the house, I think the orangeness makes him go mad

[daring sparrow]

idk brah maybe ask for squatter removal service

[pale spoke]

I think I have to call plage control

[twilit field]

a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter

[young pulsar]

Guys

https://www.kultofathena.com/product/long-stem-candlestick-3/?srsltid=AfmBOoqY96WFd2zetoFgCEME2mVfm6vy0VsSptyM2wbj7NwCGtaWuFuJ

Kult of Athena makes the long candlesticks lmao

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/maneater-hall-and-oates-here-she-comes-watch-out-boy-shell-chew-you-up-gif-18198484

[pale spoke]

It's him