general-catfish-🐱🐟

[lime parcel]

yayy i did it

[tawny gale]

He’s geeked off that deadly nightshade 😭😭

[lime parcel]

LOLL

[lyric fog]

you have to do some tweaks

for me i did them and i have no lag at all

[tawny gale]

BOORRRINGGGG

I switched to DX11 and run on medium, but other than the slums occasional stutter and lower FPS the game runs great

[forest kernel]

Will my run save if I quit?

[tawny gale]

I think so

In the middle of a fight I don’t know

If the game crashes it should pick up from where you left off

[forest kernel]

Ok thanks

[lyric fog]

in a middle of a fight it will just restart the fight i think

[tawny gale]

Oh neat

[forest kernel]

It better save this is the farthest I’ve got lol

[lime parcel]

where

[tawny gale]

I got to man-at-arms last night

Game is so fun

Especially with the flails

[lime parcel]

it really is

YES

[opal sigil]

woW axe needs a nerf

[tawny gale]

Battle axe?

[lime parcel]

but the sharp flail isnt nearly as fun

[opal sigil]

whatever axe

most of them

[tawny gale]

All of them???

[old haven]

The blunt weapons feel so amazing

[oak depot]

I feel like the weapons are too sharp

[tawny gale]

I rarely used them bc they weren’t too good in the play test

[sinful loom]

liar

[tawny gale]

Shhh

[oak depot]

like lightsaber type sharp

[lime parcel]

yea it does feel like that. i sometimes accidentally turn and kill someone begging next to me. you also couldnt stab through someone point blank in the demo, but you can fully do that here

[opal sigil]

i gotta show u a clip

[tawny gale]

Yeah I feel the same way, I feel like slashing is way better in this, but I really do get the most insane dismemberment

Comes with the territory of this game lololol

[opal sigil]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

[tawny gale]

What da hale

I wish I was at my PC so I could share my clips

[opal sigil]

how on EARTH did i get split in half 😭

[tawny gale]

I have a couple good ones :>

[stable palm]

How to stab with left alt button with one-handed swords? They just hold up and to the side, like blocking a strike

[tawny gale]

Yeah stabbing is weird now

Hard to control tbh

[stable palm]

I can stab with double-tap of LMB, but the left alt is just... huh????

[opal sigil]

i got another clip of a smaller axe just chopping my whole leg off thru a shield

[ashen snow]

fix the game fuckers

😭

[tawny gale]

I love the jank of it right now

Makes it entertaining

[opal sigil]

alt is thrust mode, u hold it and then do motions with ur mouse to poke

[tawny gale]

Half Sword jank is best jank

[visual maple]

holy shit

[fiery jolt]

cleared 58 souls, these zombies cant do nothin to me 🔥 🙏

[opal sigil]

its better for when u got like a spear or something and you wna give a lot of pokes

[tawny gale]

I do that but it just switches stances

Swords and messers are definitely harder to poke if you’re using alt, spears and other pole weapons work well

[stable palm]

That's out it USED to work with one-handed swords. THAT AINT HOW IT WORKS NO MORE

[tawny gale]

True

[lime parcel]

i just cleared 25. they're so easy in the higher levels when they used to be impossible in the lower tiers

[opal sigil]

ohhhh thats dumb

[fiery jolt]

yeah it just sucks that due to my weapon being a kilometer long, my balance is absolutely atrocious and I fall over every 2 seconds

[tawny gale]

Clearly fabricated

[wanton portal]

is mordschlag in the game? I forgot

[lime parcel]

xddd

[stable palm]

I played the Playtest, and then the demo, I know how this game used to play!

[wanton portal]

I played the demo and refunded the playtest 👍

[stable palm]

The playtest was free

[tawny gale]

Cost too much ig

[wanton portal]

oh

I'm too broke

[tawny gale]

Lmao

[wanton portal]

and too stupid apparently

[tawny gale]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[wanton portal]

cause I thought you were talking about the EA

[tawny gale]

Ohh

Yeah

[stable palm]

Too broke for free? That's called debt lmao

[tawny gale]

I was ehh about the EA at first, but it grew on me

I actually really like to play it now

[wanton portal]

the best I can do is watch other people play the ea

[tawny gale]

Can’t wait to go home and knock some poor peasant skulls with my comically large flail

[stable palm]

Still need to optimize it more, and completely rework the freemode. But the progression mode is pretty good so far

[spark quartz]

holy crap we getting tanks in hd2

[stable palm]

Which is my favorite

[wanton portal]

tanks werent in hd?

what

[stable palm]

HD2

[spark quartz]

not 2 no

in 1 yeah

[tawny gale]

Oh yeah free mode is not my favorite right now, but managed to be split screen to work with a friend

[sacred pilot]

Do I need to grind strength in free mode too?

[spark quartz]

hd2 was built on an engine that no longer receives support so adding big shit was not an option early on lol

[lean yarrow]

Is it just me or guntpet looks ugly

Gauntlet

[atomic mist]

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[lime parcel]

guntpet

[stable palm]

Gauntlet? Ye mean the new progression mode?

Or you still playing demo

[lean yarrow]

Hand protection feel like they looked better in demo

[wanton portal]

a pet gunt

amazing

[lean yarrow]

Love me some guntpet

[stable palm]

Oh. Eh. I'm not too hung up on details. I don't play on the ultra-high extra-realism blabbity blah-blah-blah that would make my computer catch fire. I'm just playin' modded TABS is in control of a flesh-colored wobbler lol

[wintry path]

is there a reason i can't wear pants with greaves or poleyns

and is there a way to wear both greaves and poleyns

[lean yarrow]

Well I wish I can actualy play again it runs fine untill fatal error occurs

[stable palm]

No, ye need greaves and cuisses. Poleyns and greves take up the "knee and down" slot

[lean yarrow]

It happens ever minutes so physicaly impossible

[wintry path]

so how do i wear pants and greaves

[stable palm]

While cuisses take up the thigh slot

[wintry path]

ohhh

i get it

[gloomy crest]

Really random and off topic but I did not know that capture cards actually cap your monitors framerate to what the capture card can only do

[wintry path]

pantsless hobo with greaves it is

[gloomy crest]

That's so bizarre

[stable palm]

Greaves are basically shinguards. And you need to wear hosen underneath.

Don't forget shoes

[wintry path]

oh i NEED shoes to wear shinguards and hosen at the same time?

[stable palm]

I don't think so, but maybe

[frosty stratus]

guys i just sniped someone across the forest map

[stable palm]

I remember wearing hosen and greaves, but I also always wore shoes

[visual maple]

had my first fatal error just now ❤️

[stable palm]

Hell yeah

[visual maple]

do you guys think if i huff skooma before my next duel i can kill my opponent with one strike

[drowsy finch]

Fuck 8 AMs man…

[loud notch]

AMD?

[drowsy finch]

I’m happy it saves ur progress pretty good now

[stable palm]

Nah, just snort moon sugar. Cheaper, just as effective, and ye won't live long enough to worry about side effects

[drowsy finch]

Only if you don’t start folding like a lightweight shaveskin

[stable palm]

Can't wait for the mods that add khajiit skins lol

[visual maple]

probably easier for me to smoke because that's what khajiits are supposed to do all day i guess

[loud notch]

I mean like are you running an AMD gpu/graphics card or nvidia (if you know)

[visual maple]

fuck my stupid betmer life

[lament rose]

im so tired of the crashes and FPS drops man 😭

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/catra-shera-gif-19409498

[visual maple]

idk, i play on a retail office laptop

it runs... ok

[loud notch]

Oh okay, damn half sword runs on that 😭

you know what, if it ain't broke don't fix it

[visual maple]

had to use the config™

[lament rose]

if you're on windows press win+R and type "dxdiag" to see your specs

on the "Display" tab you can also see your graphics card

[visual maple]

uh

i think maybe i don't have one

no wait

it's just a shitty intel one

[lament rose]

It's not shitty actually

[loud notch]

Out of curiosity have you encountered the blood bug at all where it pools in weird squares?

[lament rose]

It's rather decent for a retail laptop. Does your job include graphics design or heavy tasks on the computer?

[visual maple]

i'm 15 🥀

[loud notch]

I'm just trying to figure out if it only happens on AMD cards or not

[lament rose]

Ah I see

[visual maple]

was a christmas gift

[lament rose]

You better be studying at school and not spending all day on Half Sword

Otherwise we'll all be very mad

[visual maple]

i have today off AGAIN because virginia snow

dw vro

[lament rose]

Good. Your success is important

[loud notch]

Half sword might be importanter

[visual maple]

i can't play half sword with half an education

[lament rose]

Double down and quit school to go to fencing classes

[gloomy crest]

Gotta afford that RTX 7090 36GB in the future

[loud notch]

Aren't you currently doing that

[lament rose]

You might turn out to be an idiot but you'll be a dangerous idiot with a sword

[gloomy crest]

I present to you: the sheer difference in graphical and encoding potential when streaming between the 9060XT & 9070XT playing the demo

[visual maple]

well, exactly halfway through freshman year

so i guess

[gloomy urchin]

(it do be loud tho)

[lament rose]

Haven't you heard?? Jeff Bezzos says the future is all about cloud computing! You'll own nothing and be happy!

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466595222367764572/1466595222573023467/caption.gif

[gloomy crest]

Just realised I sent that on mobile so the quality and fps will be shit either way as mobile discord compressed everything

[wanton portal]

what if I force my laptop to run half sword

what do you guys think will happen

[visual maple]

you vill eat ze bugz

[frosty stratus]

WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOW GETS JAMMED: (it can get jammed) literally smack it against any static object a couple of times and take aim again

[lament rose]

I hope you have good thermals in there

[gloomy urchin]

ts js cheaper

[loud notch]

Buying ram in 2023 is like buying bitcoin in 2010

[wanton portal]

except bitcoin wasnt a scam and it shot up into value

[gloomy urchin]

if we get to the point where we genuinely need cloud computing to play games

i blame devs for not optimizing their shit

normalize epic games with shit graphics

[loud notch]

ram has DEFINETELY shot up in value my guy

[wanton portal]

fall guys

[gloomy crest]

Me with 2 PCs

[gloomy urchin]

we never needed anything past voxel graphics

[lament rose]

Shouldn't they already be blamed for not optimizing? Lol

[visual maple]

i should make an mspaint adventure set in half sword

[gloomy urchin]

yes but no one gives a shit because their 5090 runs it in 60 fps

[gloomy crest]

I too enjoy voxel style games

[lament rose]

And we should never let the market reach a point where cloud computing will be necessary. It's your wallets that decide that

[gloomy crest]

If you can rotoscope funny halfsword movements I'm sold

[gloomy urchin]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739080/Sword_Hero/ look at this

Steam

Sword Hero

Sword Hero

A seamless open world, full of secrets and stories to tell, closely following the style of the cult-classic Gothic series. No invisible walls - you go wherever you please right from the beginning! Just watch out - The wilderness of Wes is unkind to the unprepared, with beasts such as the Greyskin, Giants, Dragons and other monstros…

Release Date

To be announced

[lament rose]

I get your point but the people who can afford a 5090 are far far lower in percentage than those who go for mid level cards. That's the vocal majority

[lament rose]

Been playing the demo, real nice

[gloomy urchin]

1 gb of space for this peak

[loud notch]

I bought 64 gigs in early 2025, if I wasn't so reliant on my pc I would sell that and make a BUCK

[lament rose]

the humble flail enters the chat

[gloomy crest]

Top 1% ahh gpu

[wanton portal]

is this world of warcraft in first person

[lament rose]

Mr Robot's plot was all about going up against owners of 5090s

[gloomy urchin]

its third person and its basically what rpg should've been in the first place

[visual maple]

i mean spiked mace is cool but i think they're maybe a wee bit ugly
i prefer axes anyway

[gloomy urchin]

u gotta watch trailer i cba to explain it all

[visual maple]

OH FLAIL

[gloomy crest]

I had a ddr4 kit that went faulty (specifically the notorious white dominator corsair kit) I can't imagine how I'd feel if that happened in this ai boom economy going on

[gloomy crest]

Mr Robot is team red

[visual maple]

2 handed hafted axe with no spike

[wanton portal]

just watched the trailer
I was wrong

this is kcd1 in third person

[visual maple]

ts carried me to veteran tier

[loud notch]

Reminds me of overgrowth

[lament rose]

Obviously, who in their right minds would go team green if they're running linux?

[visual maple]

no not the greataxe, i mean like the ones you can forge

[wanton portal]

sword hero has been added to wishlist

[gloomy urchin]

from what i've seen kcd1 is kinda... okay

[lament rose]

It has a few similarities actually lol

[visual maple]

i switched to a billhook at veteran tier though

[gloomy urchin]

this from what it looks is peak

[wanton portal]

hope they change the title of the game though

[lament rose]

no slander for KCD1 please

[faint dragon]

Flail is the new meta

[wanton portal]

sword hero is not cutting it

[gloomy crest]

Another sort of physics tech demo that vanished into obscurity

[gloomy urchin]

yeah but old school vibes

[gloomy crest]

I hope that doesn't happen to HS

[visual maple]

i couldn't play that shit because henry can't even read

what do you MEAN i can't fucking read

[lament rose]

did HS ever become mainstream anyway?

[gloomy urchin]

as far as i understand sword hero is type of game where literally EVERYTHING you do matters and you CAN do EVERYTHING

[visual maple]

got frustrated and turned the game off

[wanton portal]

everything?

[gloomy urchin]

yes thats how medieval time worked

[lament rose]

? It's not even out

[wanton portal]

even riding dragons?

[gloomy urchin]

we got trailer and description

[visual maple]

yeah but there's a certain point where it's not even fun anymore

[wanton portal]

why do I have to learn another language to learn how to read in kcd1

[gloomy crest]

I mean there's about 25k players on it or so?

[lament rose]

oh nice lol that's more than I expected

[gloomy urchin]

probably but goodluck reaching that

[visual maple]

you need to balance the realism and gameyness and i feel like kcd1 really fails in a lot of places

kcd2 looks good though

[gloomy crest]

Same lol when I saw the player count i was like "Where were all of you wtf"

[lament rose]

I disagree, what makes you think that?

[visual maple]

people waiting for paychecks or something

[wanton portal]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/311810/Operation_Black_Mesa/

Steam

Operation: Black Mesa

Operation: Black Mesa is a fan-made reimagining of Gearbox's Half-Life™ Opposing Force and **Half-Life™ Blue Shift.**Two Campaigns in One
Experience two unique single-player campaigns taking place during the Black Mesa Incident that started off the events of the Half-Life™ universe. Survive a day job gone wrong as security guard Barney Ca…

Release Date

To be announced

[visual maple]

i can't read

[wanton portal]

I want to play this game

so bad

[gloomy crest]

Idk games pretty cheap

[loud notch]

I feel that, my last PC had soooooooo much go wrong with it, sometimes I'd be in the middle of the game and it would just black screen for the day, and I'd be like oh well, guess I'm not playing today, so I bought a whole new pc and put it together myself, new 7900 xtx, 64 gigs of ram, ryzen 7 5800x and terabytes of storage. if I did that today it would of costed me like 5 or 6 times the amount it did

[lament rose]

Isn't reading a skill that's one click away 😭

[loud notch]

the ai boom is killing pc gamers

[visual maple]

too much effort bad game

[wanton portal]

isnt ai dying anyways

bankruptcy and all that other stuff

[visual maple]

now if you excuse me i have to grind cookie clicker

[slim spruce]

Hello

[gritty plover]

Did they fix split screen crashing

[loud notch]

Kind of, but the market costs of ram and what not are still very much in effect

[gloomy crest]

You're not a true pc gamer unless you spend ⅔ of your time on it troubleshooting and altering clocking profiles

[opal sigil]

what does insurance on items even work

[wanton portal]

why do you need 4 daggers

[visual maple]

you need an arming doublet for those armor pieces

[ornate lichen]

these two are twins bro

[opal sigil]

well clearly not

[lament rose]

https://tenor.com/view/jackpot-devil-may-cry-gun-dante-pose-gif-14329655

[loud notch]

You aren't a true pc gamer until the start hitting people with the "Um actually pre builts are TERRIBLE"

when it has all the same stuff thats in your computer

[visual maple]

cain and abel

[lament rose]

im too old to understand what that means 💔

[opal sigil]

thats the point

[ornate lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/jackpot-devil-may-cry-gun-dante-pose-gif-14329655

[visual maple]

it means they look the same tf

[lament rose]

what did I get 😍

[opal sigil]

its the same stuff in my computer but more expensive

[loud notch]

Reminds me of europapa

[gloomy urchin]

my alternative is spending an hour scrolling through dooms of the internet to find that one proton launch options to run a game on linux

[lament rose]

That's amazing

like on Quake?

[visual maple]

i wish i could be a cis woman so i could have dante from devil may cry's children

[gloomy crest]

Buying a prebuild was the best thing I did lmao I got a 3060 and r5 4500 build for £600 and it was god awful but it showed me the exact performance of those sort of parts and what I'd need to spend to get to my desired pc

[wanton portal]

dont they have like
Demonic transformations why do they need guns?

[loud notch]

true, but people are also paying for someone experienced to put it together with a warranty in most cases

[gloomy crest]

I would be gutted to be new to pc gaming, spend 3h building my own for it to be absolutely terrible

[visual maple]

smokin sexy style

[lament rose]

To be SSStylish?? Get on with the times man

[visual maple]

no deadass

[loud notch]

I wish that was what the abyss was

[visual maple]

they use guns because it's hot

that's how most things are in dmc

[gloomy urchin]

i cant trust my ass to connect a pc components together but whoever prebuilt my pc i fucking hate him

[lament rose]

they legit dont even use their demonic powers unless they're on the verge of losing

[gloomy urchin]

ts is just horrid

[visual maple]

on the what?

[lament rose]

but it's easy ;-;

[visual maple]

on the vergil losing

[lament rose]

its nice to see fellas your age know about DMC

[gloomy urchin]

you have 3 sockets and 8 pins

[lament rose]

you better play the old ones

[gloomy urchin]

there are also 3 letters before sockets

[visual maple]

i haven't played it much

[gloomy urchin]

where do you connect pins?

[visual maple]

it's fun but clunky at times

[loud notch]

I've never ran a prebuilt honestly, but I have no hate towards people who do, (some of them) are cost effective and a good opportunity for people to figure out what kind of gear they'll need for the things they wanna do

[gloomy urchin]

i messed up pins and socket but you get the idea

[lament rose]

when building a PC there's multiple things that have pins, what are you talking about

and what sockets do you speak of?

[gloomy crest]

It gives people new to the space a solid platform to tinker with and get confident with swapping parts imo

[opal sigil]

yes to the warranty part. prebuilds are partly bad because you genuinely dont know who put it together. lots of posts on reddit of people who bought computers that the CPU installed with the peelable protective plastic still on it, like just put thermal paste over it and called it a day

[loud notch]

people also get so caught up in the whole idea of they have to buy EVERYTHING new, I like just changing out parts as I need too, cards getting dated? replace it with something new, need more ram? buy more, so on so fourth

[gloomy urchin]

uhh

[lament rose]

saved over 1k in parts a few years back buying certain components on ebay. 100% recommended if you know what you're doing

[gloomy urchin]

THE pins

[visual maple]

bigweld over here

[lament rose]

😅 The only reason you're not confident in your ability to put together a PC is because you haven't really looked it up much. With a bit of research on your part you'll be able to do great things

[loud notch]

Peak reference

[gloomy urchin]

well considering there r multiple pins and sockets that just makes it worse doesnt it

[opal sigil]

personally i would put THE pins in the square hole

[gloomy crest]

I'm just a picky power hungry player so over the course of 1½ years I went from that 3060 prebuild to a self built 7800x3d 9070xt build 😂 😭

[visual maple]

wyk about watching robots dvd on your 360 at midnight as a 9 year old

[gloomy urchin]

alr but whats the point of half of pins that end up being unused litearlly everywhere

[lament rose]

Your average computer will have about 9 parts to put together. That's it\

[remote turret]

[gloomy urchin]

9 parts and shenanigans with wires

[loud notch]

I actually watched it with my girlfriend about 2 months ago, but I get the idea!

[lament rose]

I believ eyou're talking about the cables for the power supply. Those can be modular and you can choose what to use and what to put away. You'll end up using them in the future for your upgrades

[gloomy crest]

If you splash out and order cables from cablemod you can have seriously clean cable management

[visual maple]

you need to do two things

1. wear a doublet
2. do not have jack chains on your doublet

then you can wear spaulders

[loud notch]

360 was goated though, nothing will ever beat booting up max payne 3 for the first time or like kane and lynch

[gloomy crest]

I've never had an original experience it seems

[lament rose]

max payne 3 ❤️

[visual maple]

go back to oblivion filthy daedra

wait actually daedra are hot

nvm you can stay

[visual maple]

this game kicked my ass

[gloomy crest]

I've seen some enemies pull feint moves and it made me wonder if im secretly playing against a dev

[visual maple]

still confused how it was ever related to doritos

[gloomy crest]

Bro

[ornate lichen]

guys a moment of silence for him... he perished sadly.

[gloomy crest]

Even the 2nd game on the xbox one was addicting highkey I loved that game

[visual maple]

i need them to add female player characters so i can name mine katia managan or something

[wintry path]

lwky i do this whenever i start losing

i just spam the g button until i can stand

[gloomy crest]

Using Claude to make a shitty roblox game akin to a corrupted Wii game >>>>

I know

[lime parcel]

sleep

[lament rose]

8 bucks for like 2 minutes of your time

[loud notch]

Other disk is actually still in my 360 that hasn’t been turned on in a solid 7 years

[gloomy crest]

I asked it to lock the player backpack until the player presses the "play" button on the main menu and it completely broke everything and made it unplayable as a whole

😂

Rips hole in space time dimension

[lament rose]

such nice memories. I bought one of those for a friend of mine with a 360 back then

[loud notch]

Oh god man, seeing this just reminded me that xbox live is a thing, paying 50 bucks a year to play online 😔🙏

[lament rose]

PSN would like a word with you

[gloomy crest]

After 10-55 prompts of asking it to fix the script because it broke X/Y other thing it usually works as intended

[lament rose]

they should also make a mode where you ride the horse downtown and buy bricks and hardware

[gloomy crest]

But will involve adding 15 extra scripts and local scripts to Player and ServerSide

[lament rose]

no rewards either

if anything it takes your groschen

[gloomy crest]

It's like £120 yearly now or something insane

Lemme check hold on

[lament rose]

Imagine charging 120 quid for absolutely nothing

And on top of that, Sony is still selling their consoles same price or even more expensive than at release, 5 years later

[gloomy crest]

Ahhh what was regular gamepass is now called Gamepass Premium

[loud notch]

Then they hit you with the "We have to sell if for that much to cover the low price of our consoles!" like at that point buy a low end pc 😔 sadly console players nowadays only play for cod or fifa/2k/madden

[lament rose]

I hate it. My sharp weapons are useless 🙁

im talking about sharp weapons not absolute units lol

[drowsy knoll]

the EA is fun

mad?

[gloomy crest]

Paying to use your own WiFi that you already pay for was stupid enough now they force you to have an extra library of shovelware that they call the gamepass and charge even more

[lament rose]

anyway time for me to go gym. see yall

[earnest kestrel]

How is his opinion skill issue?

[lament rose]

It's standard practice don't look into it too much 😂

[loud notch]

"it comes with gamepass! you can get free games you were never gonna buy/touch for free"

[lament rose]

That's not an issue it's a mechanic. The flail requires its own space

[earnest kestrel]

I won't then lol

[lament rose]

If you don't give it it will leave on its own

[gloomy crest]

They're stopping with the whole "we sell consoles at a loss" shpiel soon anyway considering they're gonna go up to £700+ i think they're just trying to milk it hardcore for the time being by jacking up the prices on gamepass (formerly xbox live gold)

[gloomy crest]

Fucking real

[loud notch]

the moment I decide to load up "the case of the holden idol" is the day I will stop gaming

[gloomy crest]

"Hundreds of AAA titles for you to choose from gamepass!"

https://tenor.com/view/flying-gorilla-gif-25368748

[loud notch]

Classics

[gloomy crest]

Ofcourse yeah how could I forget

[loud notch]

Not enough

all my money goes to keeping my mercenary's happy, it's the only thing I have left to buy

[earnest kestrel]

I have so many buckaroos rn

[fathom parrot]

whos up swording their half rn

[gloomy crest]

"Max Curse of Brotherhood my all time gamepass favourite!"

[loud notch]

So quality it doesn't even have an image, incase you wanted to get a new pop of that "moving out 1" nostalgia

[gloomy crest]

Thumbnail moved out

[loud notch]

Fr

[gloomy crest]

https://youtu.be/Ovj8D6NZXPQ

😂 😂 😂 😂

Worst fucking game ever bro

[loud notch]

Reminds me of cyberpunk launch day

[gloomy crest]

Nintendo probably put these guys in a gulag for putting that on the xbox store

I prefer super monkey ball

😂

[raw flare]

Any scott pilgrim fans

[loud notch]

Man nintendo is just as bad nowadays, buy this new gen switch to play the new zelda game! or if you don't you could just... not play the new zelda game

[vivid hill]

Bro didnt skip neck day

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/scottpilgrim-lucaslee-lucas-lee-gif-5490898

Here

[gloomy crest]

I tried to replicate his grind on the new skate game

Did not succeed

[raw flare]

You were never ment 2 succeed

[gloomy crest]

Came close a billion times though

[raw flare]

Closer than he was

[gloomy crest]

What the fuck was that

[raw flare]

March 3

[fiery juniper]

guys how da hell do i get the pocho looking armor cover 😭 ive killed the baron twice, havent seen it in the shop, and i cant grab it off of enemies

[gloomy crest]

That was so WayFair missing persons wardrobe pages coded (Google that)

[raw flare]

Can't wait for March 3rd

[gloomy crest]

I can't wait for September bro

[raw flare]

Y

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/fable-fireball-fable-fireball-gif-13406765067791828505

[ornate lichen]

whens the next hotfix im dire to know what they fixed

[loud notch]

Even bought the limited edition, Zelda Wii u, played breathe of the wild, have never touched that mf again 😭

Then I bought the Zelda switch for tears of the kingdom, played it, and gave it to my girlfriend because I am never gonna touch that shit again 💀

[ornate lichen]

yesterday?

[raw flare]

What this?

[gloomy crest]

Yeah not a fan of handhelds, tempted to buy a steam machine I can hide away at work though

[raw flare]

Predictions from earlier

[gloomy crest]

Put a hdmi switch on it and play some games while the shop is dead type beat

[gloomy crest]

Fable

[raw flare]

Wait that's gonna be fire

[gloomy crest]

Indeed

[loud notch]

I would give ANYTHING to have been on of the guys Gabe Newell dropped the first steamdecks off too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dy-KWjp-m0&pp=ygUmZ2FiZSBuZXdlbGwgaGFuZCBkZWxpdmVyaW5nIHN0ZWFtIGRlY2s%3D

[gloomy crest]

Richard Ayoade being a character is peak

https://youtu.be/r-vsKE1D6Nw

[gloomy crest]

I'd have asked him for steam credit and some CS cases

[raw flare]

Holy peak

[gloomy crest]

"Come on big G I need some games to play on it now"

[loud notch]

Lol I want the great steam treasure hunt badge from 2010

[gloomy crest]

It's made on the forza engine of all things which is wild

[loud notch]

instantly makes your account worth a few grand

[gloomy crest]

An action rpg on a racing game engine like what

[raw flare]

Jeez. all the releases we r getting this year is crazy good

[gloomy crest]

My favourite of the games is Fable 2 and they're going back to that time period in the games which makes me overjoyed

I'm ecstatic man

[deft moat]

chicken

[raw flare]

It's gonna come to PC right?

Surely

[gloomy crest]

Can see Bower Lake and bowerstone in all it's glory in a modern high detail engine

[gloomy crest]

Indeed

There's a steam page for it

[raw flare]

Ok I've never played a fable game but this looks so good

Honestly might get

[gloomy crest]

Bro

Where have you been all your own life

Fable is peak

[raw flare]

We're should I start in the fable series

[hybrid granite]

Someone give me any suggestions where i can draw a knight in like the 1300-1500s period im so clueless rn

[loud notch]

Fable before gta 6 possibly?

[gloomy crest]

Fable anniversary then use xeniacanary to emulate Fable 2 because you can patch it to run at 1440p60

[raw flare]

100%

[gloomy crest]

#references♥_1450-1470

[raw flare]

Bet bro

Def gonna try out

[broken creek]

ngl ts unplayable cuz of no optimization

[raw flare]

Can't U turn grass off??

[gloomy crest]

The xenia fable 2 will be entirely free too because 2 & 3 were console exclusive so you just need to run the xbox 360 ROM on it

[loud notch]

Top tips, if you are like STRUGGLING play on windowed mode and turn those graphics low low low

https://tenor.com/view/tropic-thunder-get-low-t-pain-flo-rida-low-gif-16354395456431739759

[raw flare]

I might look 2 play on my 360. See if I can get the originals

Prefer playing on original consoles

[candid trellis]

i hope the quiver comes soon bruh

[raw flare]

2 freeplay?

[loud notch]

Tbf this has already been a great year for gaming, 2 months in and we've already had my winter car and half sword

[gloomy crest]

If you want grab a ROM for fable 2 online from a dump site and I'll send you the program to extract the .xex file from it to make it patchable by xenia canary

[raw flare]

Cuz it's in the game

[candid trellis]

when you pick it up it disapears when you go back to the tavern

[ornate lichen]

not again bro

who is it

[raw flare]

Yeah it's stupid

[gloomy crest]

I can't legally send you the xex file myself or anything like that because it's against tos lmao

[raw flare]

Sure bro

Send them

[candid trellis]

what is git yapping abt

[wanton portal]

calling a game "fable" is like calling a game "epic"

"tale"

[indigo hare]

No piracy in the server

[gloomy crest]

See

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-tudyk-garr-dodge-ball-pirate-gif-9492100

[candid trellis]

ban this fella now ⚡

[gloomy crest]

I cannot actually distribute it and I know that

[lucid sentinel]

would something like a torse be planned do yall think

torse on the kettle helms would go so hard

[loud notch]

I feel like that'll likely be a mod, I am looking forward to moding becoming bigger, I just wanna be able to do crossbow duels and replace the music with bardcore limpbizkit

[candid trellis]

why wont they just make it so you can have the quiver mannn

fah

[loud notch]

Because it's like a little OP I feel like

[wanton portal]

Legally you can't
Illegally you can

[ornate lichen]

beg mcwonder, maybe he will tell them to put that in the next hotfix?

[gritty matrix]

where do i brawl

[candid trellis]

early game sure but it sometimes just flies away

[broken creek]

i am

[candid trellis]

it would be so cool if they made it so i can use it more

its a really fun weapon

[loud notch]

You playing the game or the demo?

[gritty matrix]

the early access

[wanton portal]

earliest of accesses

[loud notch]

[drowsy finch]

No privacy either, turn off ur vpns !! 👁️

[loud notch]

I still don't know which one you mean

[next tundra]

is there going to be more optimization hotfixes soon?

[wanton portal]

I know what a vpn is
what does the acronym mean

[gritty matrix]

the latest version the paid one

[gloomy crest]

Okay UKGOV

[vivid hill]

Virtual proxy network

[wanton portal]

nice

[loud notch]

Ah okay, it's just the missions that say brawl

[drowsy finch]

Very Private iNternet setting

[rain shoal]

BRO IM DYING

[drowsy finch]

Polotic … no polerticks >:(

[spark quartz]

WTF 😭

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/kuzco-emperor-emperors-new-groove-groove-kronk-gif-18199325229402223098

looking ass

[drowsy finch]

Bro I’m THRIVING

[rain shoal]

BRO I CANT BREATHE

[vivid hill]

Are you sure? Cuz he doesnt look like hes overdosing on bane venom

[rain shoal]

LMFAO

[edgy frigate]

Slums map is actually a good map variant that adds new levels of gameplay where you can’t turn your camera facing certain directions

[wanton portal]

considering you have the build of a truck
I wouldnt be suprised

[vivid hill]

Necc

[spark quartz]

hi ralitaliyalipaligalihalijalikalimalinaliwalifalifolley

[wanton portal]

rolly rolly rolly

[viral pivot]

can u play half sword against a friend

[wanton portal]

is being this big have any advanatges

[drowsy finch]

Hi goat!

[loud notch]

On god. I'm in Scotland and this is a MUST, we are in the worst timeline, somehow 2026 is more like 1984 than 1984 was

[viral pivot]

we ALL use nord VPN

[wanton portal]

I thought the united states had a discord server for a second

[vivid hill]

Yeah, ur big also u can chuck ppl

[spark quartz]

Express VPN >>>>> nord

[ornate lichen]

i only know how to make them bigger, how do i give them muscle like that?

[viral pivot]

ya but express VPN is israeli

[late crescent]

how do you gain such bulk

[viral pivot]

i mean its good but expect spyware

[spark quartz]

for one its not, and two don't make shit political you should know better

[vivid hill]

Update the weight value, more weight, more muscle

[knotty kiln]

Manifesting a hotfix today

[wanton portal]

why is the back so bloody

[silent solstice]

is the game fixed now? Should i buy it?

[viral pivot]

ExpressVPN is owned by Kape Technologies, a digital security firm that acquired the company in September 2021 for $936 million. Kape Technologies is owned by Israeli billionaire Teddy Sagi

[vivid hill]

Once u get huge ur blood starts clipping through ur body I think

[ornate lichen]

i do find it sus how almost all the higher ups are online rn

[loud notch]

"fixed" is a broad statement

you running a AMD card?

[silent solstice]

oh thats worrying

[silent solstice]

a old 3060 rtx

💔

[late crescent]

I don't think it was ever broken (For nvidia atleast)
I mean there's still small lag issues and the occasional crash but it's been fine for me atleast

[knotty kiln]

yes… I manifested

[wanton portal]

Anabolic steroids will do that to you

[indigo hare]

Fair point my friend move on please

[viral pivot]

ye ik

mb

[ornate lichen]

if mcwonder comes online then that means there is most likely a hotfix today

[silent solstice]

mixed reviews on steam say alot, and i heard the physics are now complete bonkers?

[knotty kiln]

Sam sulek?

[loud notch]

Should be fine, AMD is just a little cooked rn, that's coming from an AMD user

[late crescent]

not at all

[untold wraith]

Playing halfsword mobile (bloody bastards)

[rain shoal]

also I love how the heavier u are the deeper ur voice is

[wanton portal]

you know what they should add
a medieval gym or whatever they were called back then

[late crescent]

physics are fine, I haven't felt much of a change

[ornate lichen]

i loved that game

[rain shoal]

I literally sound like an ancient orc

[wanton portal]

Imagine willie bench pressing

that would be so cool

[knotty kiln]

Positive reviews actually are slowly going up

[vivid hill]

Physics are misunderstood, mistake the devs made was not telling anyone about the new weight / strength system, so everyone was confused as to why they fell over so easily at first. We know now as you progress you get stronger and more stable

[viral pivot]

W game

[untold wraith]

Ain't a surprise to me

[viral pivot]

ofcourse

every game has bugs at the beginning

[wanton portal]

ok
if it ever gets to like a "Midly positive" on steam
I might just get

IT

I wont be able to play it but

[viral pivot]

i expect half sword will get their game fully fixed in like a few months

[wanton portal]

it'll be there

[vivid hill]

It will

[viral pivot]

ye

[vivid hill]

It just had a rough launch

[ornate lichen]

you have a bit high hopes there buddy, with every update comes a new bug, thats in every game

[wanton portal]

how many hotfixes do you think they'll do before launch
10?

[viral pivot]

yea but it will be playable i mean

very playable

no lag in the slums

[loud notch]

Just tested it out, you can use the broken wood on the alleyway map in the brawl as a weapon (kind of) pretty fun

[viral pivot]

im trying to play half sword with a friend how do i do it i just saw a tiktok video of someone playing against a friend

[ornate lichen]

yes, no brush with 2000 polygons on a cabin wayy outside the map

[knotty kiln]

can I gift someone the support pack so I may give the devs more money

[wanton portal]

I have a really dumb question

[loud notch]

Yandere toothbrush goes crazy

[viral pivot]

yes you can sir

[wanton portal]

I have refunded half sword before
if I get it and it still doesnt work
can I refund it again?

[ornate lichen]

you may

[silent solstice]

ohhhh okayyy

thanks for ans my question

[viral pivot]

dont get the playtime to 2 hours

[ornate lichen]

why?

[viral pivot]

then you cant refund anymore

[ornate lichen]

but i never talked about refund

[wanton portal]

are you talking to me or him?

[viral pivot]

to him

to you

i mean

[gloomy crest]

Kid named finger 😂

[vivid hill]

To us

[viral pivot]

cigarrettes

[ornate lichen]

PFFTf

[wanton portal]

to who?

[ornate lichen]

HAHAHA

[viral pivot]

waltuh

[gloomy crest]

I hate those memes so much because they tickle me everytime

[vivid hill]

Memes? Is a kid named finger a meme?

[viral pivot]

yes i had this profile since 2022

[spark quartz]

Genuinely surprised I can run high graphics on the forest maps and still get over 40 fps, I know thats not a lot but for a 2060 that's decent

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-we-all-lift-together-gif-19925077

We all suffer together

[gloomy crest]

Sorry aboot that

[loud notch]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brother-is-watching-you-gif-26058339

[late crescent]

forest just randomly crashes for me, I have the foliage set to low

FPS is fine on it

[loud notch]

you hear they wanna try put age verification on VPNs? defeating the point of a vpn

[loud notch]

you have to give up who you are

[livid finch]

mullvad >> all other vpn providers

[dapper fable]

Eat
Play half sword
Good
Sleep
Repeat

[vivid hill]

Oh ic

[loud notch]

Could be worse, you could be a kid named paint

[dapper fable]

Ok bye

[wanton portal]

L4D2 mods make it so I can snort Walt's product

amazing

[pastel sapphire]

guys why my saves always deleted Why doesn't the game save when I exit? Is this the case for everyone?

sup everyone

[wanton portal]

theres saving problems in half sword?

[gloomy crest]

So they want to tie personally identifying details to a service that's supposed to hide that? GREAT!!!!!

[pastel sapphire]

yes

[rain shoal]

How do u hulk in abyss

[livid finch]

wha

[loud notch]

"fym you're a journalist who wants to write articles without being identified 🤨 " ~ Comrade Keir

[rain shoal]

How do u hulk in abyss

[livid finch]

hulk as in

?

[gloomy crest]

This just went from a meta powercard to a D tier card in the UK

[vivid hill]

Check #modders-guild-hall @opaque rampart made a script for it

[mighty badger]

my HEDGEBORN of a mercenary stepped in the way o my TRAP and died

[loud notch]

Illegal card, can't be played

[gloomy crest]

"Sorry lad you'll have to turn all that off so we know if we should send PREVENT to your doorstep based on your amazon basket and posts on Facebook."

[loud notch]

Are you actually even able to get these like overcoat cape things?

[gloomy crest]

Not yet but it'll be cool

[austere pollen]

strip it from an npc? I saw one wearing a cape

[gloomy crest]

The tabard goes in a different slot

It's like a coat looking slot

[gritty plover]

When are they gonna fix split screen crashing

[loud notch]

"That's IT young man, you'll need to play pathways AGAIN because clearly you haven't gotten the message"

[gloomy crest]

😭 😭 😭 pathways omfg

[wanton portal]

really dumb question
is Half sword still UE5 slop or is it better?

[austere pollen]

halfsword went unity

[gloomy crest]

Making a goth chick the antagonist of a game was a super bad idea everyone wants those

[loud notch]

The one thing that unites the nation left and right is that we all HATE the internet safety act and the blatant propaganda like pathways

[loud notch]

Fr fr

[gloomy crest]

I'm gonna be using grapheneos soon anyway come payday, tracking and logging no longer 👍

Gonna start compartmentalising my online activity

[loud notch]

first thing when you type it on yt

[austere pollen]

I was black pilled when the net neutrality act was pulled

[gloomy crest]

Dancing infront of ones face is unacceptable by both sides

[loud notch]

You could also just search everything in TOR but the load times suck

[gloomy crest]

I could go even more hardcore and use lineage but that shit is basically dialup

No apps nothing entirely offline phone sort of thing unless you cave in to Google again

[solar berry]

yo what do u mean what did i do?

[loud notch]

I also keep seeing people being like “the government can take control of your cars steering at any time” yeah guess again 😭 ✌️

I’m not sure bout allat

[gloomy crest]

Avg scot car

Thats not yours right surely

Im creasing

[ornate lichen]

aint no one gonna try to steer my rust bucket

[loud notch]

Nah, me and my dad bought it from a bloke who didn't want it anymore and then resold it, we own a garage, we get stuff like this in from time to time, I love the robin reliants though

[ornate lichen]

i wonder where i can get a pfp like mcwonder

im no artist so i cant make it myself

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/reliant-robin-car-gif-5025335

All i think of is this

😂

[ornate lichen]

reminds me of the ibishu wigeon and pigeon out of the hit game beamng

[loud notch]

thats what those cars are based on

[gloomy crest]

Its a real car lmao

[loud notch]

That was a good episode of top gear

[ornate lichen]

i have a feeling something fishy is going on today, ive never seen alot of higher ups online on a normal day

[gloomy crest]

Oof

[ocean ibex]

strength system is garbage

[gloomy crest]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2018400029778510310

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[echo turtle]

Hello There

[fast nymph]

lmao

[ornate lichen]

why does like only this guy have likely spammer thing

[unique notch]

is this normal?

[gloomy crest]

Was previously reported a lot for spam is my guess

[ornate lichen]

oo did you get your account hacked before sheer?

[fierce hearth]

what do we call the npcs now

[ocean ibex]

weirdly enough no

it just.. happened

[loud notch]

looks like he's spent 2-3 years dagestan

[gloomy crest]

Someone probably just mass reported you for spam because they dislike you

[wanton portal]

bay harbour butcher

[gloomy crest]

Shit happens

[ocean ibex]

LMAO prolly

[spark quartz]

why he look like that

[dawn scarab]

HEDGEBORN

[sour light]

he looking like he is out for blood

[livid finch]

likely spammer

[ocean ibex]

ragebait

[livid finch]

[viral pivot]

hi why cant i be a knight when i do split screen

[unique notch]

he is

[gloomy crest]

No way this is real

[viral pivot]

HUH

[sour light]

I wish I had the game since I only got the demo😭

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[livid finch]

buy it then

[ocean ibex]

did u actually get charged that

how rich do u gotta be to have 4.3k in ur account 😭

[gloomy crest]

No bro Jeff was into cs skins

Allegedly

[livid finch]

most adults do

[ocean ibex]

most people playing this game are minors

[sour light]

you think France is stable enough to even buy something?😭

[gloomy crest]

If you're single with no dependants living in a flat or with parents this is easily obtainable even in the UK imo

[livid finch]

ur gonna realize 4.3k isnt all that much when you move out

[fast nymph]

kawaii sad oversimplified napoleon 💔

[sour light]

💔

[loud notch]

Fr fr, once you buy the big things, I.e. car, stock pile of clothes, ext ext you can start building up a decent amount of money

[gloomy crest]

I am not single and have 2 dependants so I'm basically passively spending money like a forever bleed proc in a videogame

[livid finch]

thats why you live in city centre, no need for a car or any of the costs associated with one

[wanton portal]

he looks like that one bald guy in KCD1

[loud notch]

But then you have to pay city centre rent... and also you have to be in the city centre

[gloomy crest]

If i want something i have to spend money on it then and there to obtain it before my bank is dry again

[candid trellis]

what is this?

[livid finch]

400 eur isnt too bad on rent alone

[loud notch]

Yeah I promise you it's not 400 quid to live in the city centre in the uk

[livid finch]

yeah but thats uk

ppl work 18 hours a day

[fast nymph]

minimum salary here in macedonia is 430 euro lmao 😭

[livid finch]

its proportional

[gloomy crest]

We have a 600 quid/mo place and it's pretty bad 👎 would recommend just getting on the council list

[blazing barn]

meanwhile US with $1200+ rent

[fast nymph]

i know lol

[ocean ibex]

istvan toth?

[loud notch]

Maybe coal miners but 99% of people work 9 to 5 or similar hours

[livid finch]

I lived in kensington years ago

actual shithole

[gloomy crest]

I know a Scottish coalminer he has such a heavy set accent i can barely understand what he's saying

[livid finch]

2 hours to go 3 km with public transport

[loud notch]

I got lucky and got given my family house by my parents

[gloomy crest]

There's a specific place in Scotland that's notorious for his accent and he's from there idk what the place is called

[loud notch]

Glasgow? Aberdeen?

[fast nymph]

mods, ban this spam bot already /j

[gloomy crest]

It's a "curly" vocal inflection / accent and he sounds like he's both choking on his own spit and has a dry throat

It's so hard to describe

[sacred briar]

texture

[uneven oar]

i have an arming shirt but i cant equip any shoulder armor, whats up with that

[gritty matrix]

can you do fist fights in the free mode?

[loud notch]

wait for the armourer to show up and remove the shit from the arms on the arming shirt

[livid finch]

remove chains

[loud notch]

the buckles and what not

[uneven oar]

gotcha ty guys

[loud notch]

Could be just about anywhere north of glasgow then sadly

I'm from ayrshire so I got a pretty watered down accent

I also hang out with americans a LOT

so it's not as bad as 95% of the people I know

[forest fox]

i have a 100 hours on the demo but i just cant play anymore in the early access, is it because i need to win more fights so the character gets stronger or something? i just stare scared waiting for the npcs to mess up and try to kill them, and then my character decides to move the weapon around instead of swinging and i end up dying

its not like the game is harder, its like my character was drunk

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

I am getting angry

[gloomy crest]

I just looked the accents up on YouTube and the closest one is caithness

[prisma galleon]

what would you guys say the best stat spreads are for the casted weapons? My go-to is a giant poleaxe with hammers on the end to ugga dugga but I wanna branch out lol

[loud notch]

Are you playing in the dirt field/pig pen?

[gloomy crest]

It sounds NOTHING like english

[loud notch]

You should listen to a Shetland accent

[solar berry]

oh my days, i disarmed the baron trying to get his sword, he pulls out his casted mace and the next swing i take at his hand, my sword goes above and shreds the inside of his helmet

[gilded schooner]

haha shitland haha

[gloomy crest]

https://youtu.be/t-2ARXaLz1M

He sounds like this lmao

[forest fox]

no, i guess u say it because of the wet floor, no, i meant the fact that swinging feels different, like its harder to do

[uneven oar]

bc yo have to train

you arent insanely strong anymore

[forest fox]

i have better chances punching than with weapons

[loud notch]

I think part of that is because they introduced the weight system now

[forest fox]

okey thats a great answer

[loud notch]

so everything is weighing you down

[gilded schooner]

aka skill doesnt matter at earlier tiers

[uneven oar]

skill still does, you js cant use a crazy heavy weapon anymoew

[gilded schooner]

your hits are entirely based on rng early on

[uneven oar]

youre js wrong bro

[loud notch]

https://tenor.com/view/baffled-shocked-tiktok-live-boogtown-bamboozled-gif-125364007318990222

[uneven oar]

use a lighter weapon

[forest fox]

im feeling like a great skill issue because i cant kill a bot and i got a bunch of hours

[gilded schooner]

early on weapons dont do shoot

shit*

[uneven oar]

get a hand axe

get to choppin

[gilded schooner]

im using a fucking messer

[forest fox]

alr thanks to both

[hardy parcel]

has anyone had success aiming with the crossbow, the bolt does not seem to fly straight at all lmao

[uneven oar]

start street fighting then g, your character is js insanely weak

[gilded schooner]

it does it just bounces off half the time

[gilded schooner]

evidently not considering i could use the spear perfectly fine at beggar tier

[hardy parcel]

i also was trying to fire in slo-mo so maybe that messed with the physics of the bolt or smth

[gilded schooner]

and on the rare occasion where it DOES fly properly

[uneven oar]

then the messer that you have is off balance

[uneven oar]

did you make it yourself?

[gilded schooner]

no

[forest fox]

and the weight only increases with errands and won battles? or is there another way

[uneven oar]

so its off balance lmao

[gloomy crest]

This you?

[loud notch]

some trivia about the guy in the video btw, he lived til 99 and died about 3 years ago

[uneven oar]

make your own

[gilded schooner]

very rarely is it actually lethal

[uneven oar]

get center of gravity right

[gloomy crest]

Legend

[gilded schooner]

ive had guys survive throat shots before

[hardy parcel]

Early game i just used the flail, carried me quite far

[violet garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790697040812310558/1467598518381449420/image.png?ex=6982f161&is=69819fe1&hm=8491304f8f8ed54de977d65949ee9477462351b419877c6a91d9a686038e803e&

[weary tinsel]

I Wish

[violet garden]

I’m quite fond of the thogamizer

[stable terrace]

can i train muscle in free mode guys?

[hardy parcel]

turns out blunt stick with another blunt stick chained to it is fairly effective 👍

[gilded schooner]

personally i use the poleaxe with the axe head

[gloomy crest]

Ahh, I know someone from Shropshire that hoards armor and participates in larp fights

[gilded schooner]

its not very good for chopping

[loud notch]

Is training muscle a thing???

[gilded schooner]

but it looks cool

[gilded schooner]

the answer is we dont fucking know

[uneven oar]

no the answer is yes

[weary tinsel]

Yeah im not really a larp kinda guy more like reenactment

[gilded schooner]

muscle changes

but we dont know HOW it works

[uneven oar]

wear heavy armor, and box, it makes you stronger

[livid finch]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-screaming-stan-twitter-gif-10105594390836420978

[stable terrace]

yes when you punch you gain weight and when you wear heavy armor

[uneven oar]

makes weapons usable, also allows for more stamina and less movement penalty with armor

[gilded schooner]

did the devs ever confirm this

[stable terrace]

yes

[uneven oar]

the me guy js doesnt know what hes saying

[gilded schooner]

it also lets you stand up straighter

[summer field]

how do you put clothes back onnn

[loud notch]

Seems out of place almost

[stable terrace]

iv been gaining muscle from punching a lot and jumping with heavy armor

[livid finch]

isnt that the same thing?

[gilded schooner]

i wasnt there when it was confirmed so

[solar berry]

yo can anyone tell me how to disarm the baron easily to get him to drop his sword, i can disarm him but i cant get the mace out of his hand to make him grab ur sword

[uneven oar]

hold q or e depending on what hand

[solar berry]

yes, very right

[weary tinsel]

Not exactly

[solar berry]

i should rename to half sword playter

[gilded schooner]

yeah they are

[stable terrace]

its muscle progression its a thing but i dont know if its possible in free mode

[small jolt]

Finding this shit by myself was awesome 😭😭

[gilded schooner]

muscle progress IS a thing but we dont know how it works

[small jolt]

Funny how they just never talked about it

[uneven oar]

they put ts out there instead of fist fights in free mode 😭

[stable terrace]

leg muscle jump with heavy armour

so muscle progress isnt possible in free mode?

[uneven oar]

nah sadly

[gilded schooner]

wtf Qgartha in Half Sword confirmed

[weary tinsel]

LETS GOOOO

[stable terrace]

fuhh

[weary tinsel]

FUCK YEAH

[small jolt]

Reactions going crazy

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/diggy-diggy-hole-i-am-a-dwarf-and-im-digging-a-hole-yogscast-marching-up-marching-gif-9744256137478419988

[lucid sentinel]

Woohoo

[uneven oar]

there is a save editor tiktok i saw earlier, you cccan make your dude into hulk

[spark quartz]

fuck another announcement 😭

[small jolt]

New update yay

[ornate lichen]

I KNEW IT

[ocean ibex]

peak

[night kraken]

🎉 🎉 baby's first fatal error 🎉 🎉

[loud notch]

Yo I've gotten all the baron armour and I had NO IDEA about any taunt mechanics

[weary tinsel]

Update

[fast nymph]

HALF SWORD GOT UPDATED LETS GO

[pliant marten]

they thought they could sneak a feature in the hotfix

[night trellis]

I have blood pooling issues on an AMD 6750 XT. Anyone else?

[ripe wraith]

shut up haha

[frozen rose]

The taunt one is actually cool

[sacred briar]

yay update

[inland estuary]

yooo that making enemies submit with talking is pretty cool

[muted copper]

whuh

[boreal abyss]

G

[livid finch]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[frozen rose]

Okay

[pliant marten]

flibbertigibbet

[weary tinsel]

Lfg

[chrome token]

when are we readding the new gamemodes

[fast nymph]

tap g to insult

[languid warren]

The baron is in the EA?

[dreamy mango]

✅ #general-catfish-🐱🐟 is now in s l o w m o t i o n. Regular users can only post once every 40 seconds

(Suggestion: Type </slowmode:1348774488665489426> off when you want to disable slowmode)

[worldly dragon]

W update

[lime oasis]

short press g while you haven;t yet won

[inland estuary]

click G

[plucky prism]

yeah, they said theyre working on it

[pliant marten]

yes

[shadow vessel]

where's the full sword

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/theyre-coming-juan-the-forever-purge-get-ready-here-they-come-gif-21547803

[delicate anvil]

Taunt mechanic?? What

[ornate lichen]

see

[weary tinsel]

UPDATE

[languid warren]

w faps???

[frozen rose]

ZOOIEMAMA

[wispy python]

I think this game is cool

[dreamy crystal]

Best I can do is three quarter sword

[crystal venture]

So press g to taunt them and make them charge?

[bright ember]

Hotfix 3, let's get it

[sweet walrus]

RAGAMUFFIN

[solemn kayak]

Pressing G taunts

[foggy pollen]

Yippee

[small jolt]

“bafoon”

[gilded schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/brüder-bruder-rummelsnuff-miner-mining-gif-6271319749727417754

[waxen steeple]

This is why we believe in the dev team

[indigo hare]

Make a modmail, not post it in public chat. Posting a picture of someone saying a slur isnt much different from you saying a slur

[gloomy crest]

Remember you can crush the testicles so make sure you kick them until willie begs for god

[shadow vessel]

good enough

[normal thistle]

is this a cpu or gpu heavy game
@stable terrace then why when playing my cpu is at 100% and my gpu at 7%

[stable terrace]

both

[cerulean jacinth]

We so still not back 🥹

[frozen rose]

I forgot you can crush balls now

[night trellis]

Oh just report him to trust and safety lol

[dreamy crystal]

Yes

[inland estuary]

in my pants

[velvet yarrow]

Yes

[pseudo thicket]

what the hell is the taunt key

[lucid pawn]

G

[broken sparrow]

press g

[lime oasis]

more on gpu but high enemy situations like riot missions are cpu heavy as well

[weary tinsel]

You can insult them to death wtf

[waxen steeple]

"Squandrel"

[topaz urchin]

"You can talk your enemies into submission via the taunt mechanic, NPCs will react" thats so good

[fast nymph]

THIS IS WHY I FORCED MY FRIEND TO GIVE ME 2 EUROS TO BUY THIS GAME LETS GO NEW UPDATE!

[bright ember]

G I'm pretty sure

[mild sail]

yo how do i like not crash every time i click anything

[small jolt]

I just need the ability to snap bones

[stable terrace]

way more gpu tho

[frozen rose]

"Ragamuffin"

-# or whatever it is

[tawny geyser]

Ragamuffin

[proven bridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1464381800288620574/ai76hu.gif

[languid warren]

not at all

[cerulean jacinth]

It's like putting your sword at their neck to make them surrender. They need to be some form of injured already

[dreamy crystal]

Intel?

[sour steppe]

i flipped a guys knees inward one time

[pseudo thicket]

ohhh that's taunting ? i never knew

[shadow vessel]

do you have your settings all the way down? 'cause I can run medium graphics quite fine

[lime oasis]

Morrowind calm spell

[gloomy crest]

Sounds like a cpu bottleneck, what are your specs

[inland estuary]

I can run ts on 30fps medium graphics on a steam deck, its your PC thats the issue guys ✅ ✅

[loud notch]

Mb I didn't even know modmail was a thing

[mild sail]

yes

[bright ember]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-epic-cool-cool-skeleton-keyboard-gif-9406471634714037785

[stable terrace]

thats a pc issue

[small jolt]

Fun to do fr. I typically do that by smacking their knees in with a hammer

[solar berry]

hell yeah

[normal thistle]

1660 ti and a i5-7500 cpu, im upgrading my cpu to a ryzen 5 5600 tho if that helps

[foggy pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1428514406337351751.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=HollowDance

[livid finch]

js put it on low, looks the exact same

[gloomy crest]

So you're doing a whole board swap too? Neat

[rare marten]

lmao

[dreamy crystal]

I have similar specs and get tolerable performance on high

[candid crown]

Yall better have fixed my issue like good boys

[mild sail]

core i7 10700k yup

[small jolt]

How is it on that controller?

[visual maple]

is the foliage tolerable now

[inland estuary]

yeah i thought medium 30fps sounded more impressive than low and 40 or so

[languid warren]

I can run it -3 fps on a 9999ti with 6767 gb of ram bro its your pc that's the problem

[normal thistle]

yea

[indigo hare]

No worries, hes gone now anyway

[bright ember]

Insert dismem_scream_2.mp3