general-catfish-🐱🐟

[signal halo]

Bedsheets are easy though?

[pearl coral]

Perhaps to you

[tall yew]

Thank you!
That was interesting to read

[signal halo]

Perhaps

[royal adder]

So like, I saw a mobile game ad advertising a medieval combat arena game, the game and its gameplay are far different but it was using half sword gameplay as the advertisement. Idk if the half sword team allowed this and maybe you guys know something but it seems a little weird lmao.

[pearl coral]

i posted another bit about it a few messages down if you didn’t see

[signal halo]

I'm gonna play stardew now I recently lost a 7 out of 8 round tourney and that deeply upset me

[pearl coral]

they probably know by now

[shy kernel]

why are the npcs weapons sharper than the player's

[royal adder]

Alright lol

[signal halo]

I legit got hit in the balls by a polehammer and died instantly

[royal adder]

This is the best video ive seen in a long time lmao

[small spoke]

polehammer

[tall yew]

Wow thats alot of words, good thing i AM reading all that

[signal halo]

Nice shirt

[civic hollow]

wait what

what is this contraption

[pearl coral]

thanks

[supple forge]

can someone send me a pic of BIg tall willie?

or send it here

[pearl coral]

i’m wearing my bedsheets instead of putting them on my bed because i couldn’t figure it out quick enough

[supple forge]

i need it too editg

[ebon island]

question: trying to forge, but only able to make the mace, is it greyed out if you cant afford it or do i have to unlock it?

[supple forge]

ig i can just take one from media nvm

[civic hollow]

😭

[small spoke]

heh

[civic hollow]

if it works it works

[pearl coral]

have to unlock

rank up

[ebon island]

damn

hows that happen

[tall yew]

You unlock more weapons and options for said weapons with rank i think

[pearl coral]

tournament

[ebon island]

???

wheres the option for tournement

i only get the scraps and brawls atm

[small spoke]

I don't think you've ranked up enough to unlock tournaments

[pearl coral]

fight until the bar at the top is filled

when it is filled you will have the beggar tournament

[ebon island]

ah

[pearl coral]

partake to rank up to peasant

[ebon island]

wait what bar 😭

[tall yew]

There's a bar at the top of the menu when youre speaking to the jester, you fill it rhough completing the fights once its full a tourney shoudl show up, if i doesnt sleep once. Fight and win the tourney and you progress to the next tier

[pearl coral]

above the combat options

[ebon island]

ah

thanks fellas

[tall yew]

[ebon island]

when is the first sword/messer available? Militia?

[pearl coral]

think so?

[tall yew]

I think so aswell

ive only really started forging once i reached Soldier rank iirc

[wanton portal]

why is he brushing his bald head

[small spoke]

He still has 2 strings of hair left

[pearl coral]

messers are fun if you balance them right

[small spoke]

probably not how you say it but whatever

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/homero-postre-forehead-the-simpsons-homer-simpson-gif-15716264

[pearl coral]

follicles

strands

[uneven elk]

How to equip spaulders?

[pearl coral]

locs

[small spoke]

Thank you

[pearl coral]

need arming doublet

[small spoke]

Arming doublet

[uneven elk]

Man almost always this chat more helpful than halfsword chat lol

[pearl coral]

half sword will teach the most people how limb armor was worn

[tall yew]

I love how i went up to Lord rank and only then realized im still wearing a pair of leather shoes i got in the commoner tier

[small spoke]

ts server has like 3x the members of war horse studios

[tall yew]

Now im working on finding all the black armor pieces

[small spoke]

Odd position to put your pollax in

[pearl coral]

pollax

[uneven elk]

Oh it doesnt work with chains

[tall yew]

Ive only found the Half gloves and harness tho... 😭

[uneven elk]

Which is better protection ya think

[real jolt]

Also wish they add custom Flails and Warstaffs

[pearl coral]

chains are like the lowest tier of arm protection

[pearl coral]

why

[uneven elk]

But the spaulders are just shoulder protection tho

[small spoke]

-# it's clipping through his crotch

[faint dragon]

That brigandine looks kinda good

[real jolt]

Would be awesome to make a Max mass Warstaff

[pearl coral]

do what you want

[pearl coral]

not brigandine

[faint dragon]

Oh what is it?

[tall yew]

find more armor pieces then (im being silly) but tbf i didnt really feel like the chains did much for arm protection anyways

[pearl coral]

covered cuirass

[tall yew]

Cuirass (barons cuirass ti be exact)

[faint dragon]

Oh alr bro

[small spoke]

i thought it was a plated brigandine

[pearl coral]

it’s a breastplate with a textile covering

[tall yew]

Im just gonna act like i know the difference between a brigandine and a cuirass

[small spoke]

i see

[faint dragon]

Oh I see now how its a covered breastplate

[formal otter]

y'all have the ea?

[tall yew]

Yes

[small spoke]

not me laptop broke 💔

[formal otter]

man, i'm broke as hell, i still have the tech demo

[tall yew]

o7

[pearl coral]

brigandines are middle class chest pieces that have a bunch of smaller plates arranged in rows and all fitted to a canvas or textile or leather or all of the above outer covering

a cuirass is a breastplate and a backplate

[tall yew]

Depending on what system you're running it may be better to stay on the demo for now tbf.

[faint dragon]

OUCH

How’d it break

[pearl coral]

iberian knights were known for wearing brigandines regardless of the available cuirasses

[small spoke]

It was on life support barely even connected to the fucking keyboard miracle that it survived this long

[tall yew]

Oh, that makes sense! thx for letting me know

[tall yew]

Thats sick

[faint dragon]

Ah yes brigandines

[small spoke]

i wish cloaks were used more but because of bandits it became unpopular iirc and I think it might have been a bit impractical in combat

[tall yew]

Time to stop bedrotting and get up 😭

[ebon island]

holy crap the two handed mace is unweildy in the new early acces

[pearl coral]

cloaks were used extensively in combat in the 16th century

[ebon island]

its god awful

and it keeps getting stuck around my neck on any sideways swing

[formal otter]

anyways i'ma show some clips,

capes and cloaks were actually very good as offhands

[small spoke]

were they? I heard something about them going out of fashion somewhere in the medieval era because of how popular it was for bandits to use them

[pearl coral]

well mostly 17th actually

[pearl coral]

i mean everybody would have had a cloak to some degree

it’s just how you prepare for the weather lol

[formal otter]

like cloaks could like ''parry'' and blind opponents

[small spoke]

True

[pearl coral]

holy roman knights are sometimes pictured with riding cloaks to keep woodland grime out of their armor

italians with loose fitting giorneas

french and english had livery coats to provide a similar purpose and identify them

[small spoke]

I do not think they would use them for that assuming we're talking about knights or medieval soldiers in general

There is a form of combat where they do use cloaks like this though

I don't remember the name

[pearl coral]

there are several early modern manuscripts that show cloaks as a valid sidearm

i’ve witnessed some of its usage in real life

it’s fun

[formal otter]

see, sam agrees with me, and cloaks could like block off slashes, because of it's thick fabric.

[pearl coral]

well for knights and soldiers no they wouldn’t use it

[rain shoal]

Living Tribunal ah looks

[formal otter]

yeah cuz knights were armored af

[pearl coral]

it was more common for like city dwellers of the 1600s

[formal otter]

i don't think they would've needed it

[small spoke]

I more or less meant them and soldiers with armor

Not like some guy in his tonic

i could see him using his cloak as a side arm

[small spoke]

ouch

[lucid sentinel]

w bedrot

[lucid sentinel]

there are instances of the cloak being used as a softener for blows however this is only really present in rapier techniques

you could use the cloak to throw at the opponent and blind him though

[alpine wedge]

baron sword and pickaxe has been obtained, now somehow to get his daagger i think

[gloomy crest]

His dagger is a standard rondel i think

Doesn't really matter that much to obtain

[alpine wedge]

are his weapons made out of gold?

[gloomy crest]

All but his rondel which is a regular one

[alpine wedge]

actually nvm i forgot we cant smelt rondel

[gloomy crest]

I even got his mace which is also not gold

[formal otter]

WAIT YOU CAN SMELT IN THE EA???

[gloomy crest]

Because he had a casted one

[alpine wedge]

gold is so expensive tho

[alpine wedge]

yes

[formal otter]

omg... if only i was in america..

a dollar compared to philippine peso is like a 50 currency difference:(

[hybrid granite]

mine is 110 and i still bought half sword

[formal otter]

oh

[gloomy crest]

It's £18 in the UK rn

[viscid mirage]

Hey yo my General peeps! Do you guys know how many armor pieces you can get from the Baron? Also does he have his own custom Dagger too?

[gloomy crest]

He has a standard rondel

[alpine wedge]

oh for me it was around £10 with the 20% discount

[gloomy crest]

Oh nice that would've been more ideal

Saw this online I'm trying to replicate it with the axe lol

[viscid mirage]

No clue how many armor pieces tho? Was just wondering if he has chainmail shirt/skirt tbh (well and the dagger thingy which you answered lol)

[gloomy crest]

All his plate armor bar the feet are unique gold pieces

[hybrid granite]

since the start

[rain shoal]

might be the most diabolical addition

[viscid mirage]

EA

[gloomy crest]

Click on the fella that says "craft weapon" lol

[alpine wedge]

start of ea

[gloomy crest]

Yup

[alpine wedge]

oh

[normal rose]

How do you smelt weapons and for what reason??

[tall yew]

7 i think

[gloomy crest]

I made my guy like 10ft tall in the save editor now I cant go back 😂

[alpine wedge]

there is a guy in the lobby area where you can smelt weapons, you can choose how the weapon looks like, mass, and lenght il show a pic soon of it

[viscid mirage]

Hm I am on 6 so I'll be able to see after 2 more Baron murders

[normal rose]

…So you mean craft?

[alpine wedge]

this guy

[normal rose]

I thought you meant smelting down weapons

[alpine wedge]

oh

[gloomy crest]

Yes

[tall yew]

Im on 4 pieces i think. Its just from what i read from others. Pleas lmk once you found out 🙏

[viscid mirage]

Yall are being more helpful here lol. Does anyone know if doing Lord combat gives more towards rank progress or is it the same as clubbing noobies

[viscid mirage]

I GOTCHU! I'll @ you if it's cool

[tall yew]

Sure, thats perfectly fine!

[lament rose]

did anyone even buy this game on Epic?

[alpine wedge]

yes

[tall yew]

I think Lord rank gives more, especially the riots and champions do alot for me

[alpine wedge]

demo is the free one

[gloomy crest]

Epic is the launcher that people open when there's a new free game they're giving away

[lament rose]

hahaha

[alpine wedge]

yeah i only use epic for the free games , even got gta 5 premium when it went free

[lament rose]

They had a nice thing going a few years back with the 10 dollar off coupons. Ended up buying Hitman 3 there cause it only cost me like 9 bucks

[viscid mirage]

Appreciate you!

[gloomy crest]

I just use cherax on gta ngl

[lament rose]

worse performance

in all seriousness it has a lot more content

The free mode is a lot worse

[tall yew]

Lighting, weapon variety, graphics, gamemodes. ALOT to be exact

[lament rose]

But the progression is fun

I like watching my willie get bigger

I mean his muscles wow that sounded awful

[viscid mirage]

I still think something happened but who knows. I prefer DEMO combat/gore but that could just be me right now. Either way I am enjoyin tf out of it, so I don't care, they need to do a ton and they will. Also a little disappointed with content we were promised

[alpine sedge]

I like the progression mode a lot better than the demo gauntlet

[alpine wedge]

game looks alot better tho and devs are fixing the performance thing

[tall yew]

Same

[viscid mirage]

I wanna be able to kit out my merc lol

OH do you guys know if I control my merc with 2nd player, do I keep the gear I put on and the merc?

[pale bay]

i got the same problem as the guy yesterday was talking of loss of saves

[tall yew]

if you have over 30 hours in the demo just give the devs some mone (via buying the EA) so they can keep improving it.

[lament rose]

not better enough to warrant constant trouble on lowest settings though. Optimization is absolutely a problem right now

[viscid mirage]

Also also is it possible to split screen on diff monitors?

[alpine wedge]

well it came with a discount so getting ea is an investment compared to when it becomes better but not on offer

[wanton portal]

how much do you guys think half sword is going to cost once it fully releases

[viscid mirage]

I hope $40 - $60

[lament rose]

truth. I hated the early access problems but I'm not refunding

[tall yew]

Ea, even without the discount will probably be cheaper than the full release will be once its that far.

[lament rose]

It's your money brother you can spend it how you like

[atomic mist]

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[tall yew]

How many hours do you have in the demo?

[tall yew]

Legend!

[alpine wedge]

probably 🤷

[rain shoal]

just realised

u can choke the enemy

[lament rose]

(Picture of Obama saluting with a caption "I Salute You Sir")

[wanton portal]

I have 112.9 hours in the demo
shame I cant put those hours in the ea

[lament rose]

yup, it looks more like im stuffing my hand in his mouth every time

I said that? 🤔

[tall yew]

I mean it is for most games, since its a trust thing for the early acess buyers. You trust your devs with money so they can keep working on it.

[tall yew]

Bro youre the one on a HP laptop right? yeah youre a lost cause Lmao (no offense to you but im not suprised)

That was me.

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-sandler-not-fair-its-just-not-fair-eight-crazy-nights-gif-2104156969143997672

[lament rose]

what HP laptop though 🤔

[alpine wedge]

tbh im happy with the price, since its cheaper in my country im p sure and i love the game even if some parts are bad, still a really good game

[tall yew]

They mentioned something about an old HP laptop. Doesnt even has a dedicated gpu lol

[gloomy urchin]

chainsaw man reze was okayish

[lament rose]

fax

[wanton portal]

its not old

I've had it for like

5-3 years

I think

[lament rose]

I do. If you're going to spend your money spend it on me 💸

[steady aurora]

Hello

[gloomy urchin]

paypal me $30000 :3

[alpine wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/klassny-klassni-klassny-klassni-kot-gif-15764074524754019618

[wanton portal]

that one gif

[viscid mirage]

@lost palm

[lament rose]

make it rain and I'll get on a pole for ya buddy

[tall yew]

I mean its was a little more expensive for me than for americans but like i would have payed 30$ for it, even in its current state. Simply because i played the demo for 60 hours and i know the devs will be working on the EA

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-arknights-chen-qianyu-chen-arknights-endfield-gif-18168964414162263000

[wanton portal]

woah

[lament rose]

I saved that thank you

[wanton portal]

out of all the games you could've bought

remnant

[lament rose]

excellent. Now buy my mixtape

[tall yew]

Not to break your bubble but 3-5 years is old if it comes to Laptops. Not pcs laptops specifically.

[wanton portal]

ffs

[wanton portal]

I havent heard good news in this server

and probably never will

[lament rose]

I don't usually charge for that it's part of the routine

[tall yew]

Im stating this once more. This is my opinion and youre obliged to another opinion but IF you played the demo for 20-30 hours or more. You should pay for the ea even if its unplayable for you now (except you already know your machine wont be able to handle it even when perfectly optimized)

[lament rose]

Give ME your money!!!

[tall yew]

WOMBO COMBO

[wanton portal]

what? why should I buy it again if I know I can't play it?

[tall yew]

Youve had plenty of fun in a free demo. now its time to pay for that fun expirience. Giving the devs money so they can focus on optimizing the game.

[lament rose]

Tbh while I do agree with you, it's only more of a personal boundary and you can't know or ask someone to spend their money

[wanton portal]

spent it all on red

[lament rose]

I'm saying this as someone who grew up rather broke and only had a massive library of demos on my PS3 to play

[tall yew]

That why i said you're obliged to your own opinion.

[tall yew]

I said EXCEPT for the people that know they cant play it even when optimized. So youre good

What does that have to do with my statement?

I didnt say you cant critizes it. I jus said i think you should pay for the time you had in the demo so the devs habe the funds to optimize the EA.

[wanton portal]

for a better potential experience in the future?

[tall yew]

ah yes, play 180 hours of the demo but doesnt want the EA bevause it costs money

[brave scroll]

knight helm or bevor + a diff helm

[lament rose]

guys we don't really need to talk about where people should spend their money

[wanton portal]

give a person halfsword demo they'll play for 100+ hours
give a person halfsword ea and they'll complain about the price

amazing

[tall yew]

How are you playing 180 hours in a game you dont like

[viscid mirage]

@lost palm

[forest parrot]

I don't have any money because I spend it all on craps and my bowel surgeries

[lament rose]

Everyone has their own needs and it's understandable that some would want to support the game later on in its development. Someone who played 180 hours of the demo is absolutely going to buy the game once it's more optimized

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-raccoon-absolute-cinema-gif-17862327649353748812

[viscid mirage]

really wanted to quote this too lol

[tall yew]

Reasonable

[viscid mirage]

Never heard a more real statement

FUCK so I got permission....don't want the mods smiting me

@lost palm

[split laurel]

sun tzu said that

[lament rose]

you know what half sword needs more of? AI generated slop

[split laurel]

yessss

[lament rose]

That's the only reason I haven't paid for supporter edition

[tall yew]

You know what. Fair enough.

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089014025351860264/1101561843757105172/imposter.gif

[lament rose]

hell yeah

[tall yew]

Hellish fart better

[wanton portal]

thats why there's damage sliders

[split laurel]

he said that after he said "i fucking hate axes in haldf sword why do they cut through everything i hjate this game"

i also said that

[lament rose]

ngl axes remind me of that 1000 degree knife trend we had back in the day

[wanton portal]

do you think I could run hellish quart

on my shitbox

[lament rose]

tbh probably. Why not try it?

Just refund it if it doesn't

[tall yew]

Idk🤷‍♂️ never played it. I guess maybe there's a chance?

[lament rose]

the sliders should be there to crash my computer and corrupt my hard drives

[viscid mirage]

I HAVE NOW KILLED 3 of my MERCS on accident :,)

mfer

[lament rose]

eugh ark

[wanton portal]

and give me porn viruses

[gloomy urchin]

im kinda on him with this one but its really debatable

[lament rose]

I'll give you that no problem

[distant radish]

@silent thicket yoo bro me you n terry, tomorrow morning, my place, gene modification, be there

[tall yew]

ah yes the "WHY DO YOU RUN INTO MY POLEAXE" moment... love it

[gloomy crest]

Used to have a housemate that played ark it just looks like a chore

[lament rose]

one of my friends has spent over 5k hours on it. I know what you mean. How the hell

[viscid mirage]

😭 ong...first one I accidentally crushed his wind pipe, other one bees, and the one just now...I pulled a funny little lever and he got hit directly by it and it stabbed his face through his armor

[wanton portal]

what

isnt project zomboid

really low quality

or some shit

[tall yew]

Project zomboid looks fun... but its ahh without friends to play... none of my friends are into it sadly

[gloomy crest]

"Hey wanna play pz?" 128,114 mods later

[gloomy urchin]

how

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/zomboid-dog-gif-15735278909360391194

[gloomy urchin]

its good in its own way

[viscid mirage]

This is me btw

[tall yew]

Thats probably a conscious decision for artistic choice tbh.

[viscid mirage]

Most realistic and fun zombie game to ever exist

[gloomy crest]

If a game needs 15gb of mods for a session it's not worth playing fr

[gloomy urchin]

pz is good cuz it allows mod support

[viscid mirage]

+play heavily modded w friends

[gloomy urchin]

if it didnt have mod support it'd be like 6/10

[tall yew]

Soooo... minecraft?

[gloomy urchin]

considering the update frequency probably felt like yandere sim or som

[gloomy crest]

Why play mc when hytale and vintage story exist

[tall yew]

REAL

[viscid mirage]

I mean....I got so many games that are fun vanilla but everything is better with mods. Risk of Rain, Zomboid, Minecraft, Garry's Mod, etc etc etc etc

[tall yew]

Vintage story mentioned

[wanton portal]

doesnt it have a workshop?

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[gloomy crest]

I understand gmod but the other shit bro if my friend is gonna install 400 mods for the server I'm out yo

[tall yew]

valid.

[viscid mirage]

Ya modding is def hell, especially in co-op

[gloomy urchin]

bro never played rimworld

[wanton portal]

what about l4d2 modding

its as good as gmod modding

[viscid mirage]

So many bangers mentioned lol and I need hella mods on any games that have em

[wanton portal]

imo

[gloomy urchin]

actually no nevermind rimworld

minecraft modpack

[gloomy crest]

I have like 2 hours in l4d

[viscid mirage]

Not as good but def some good mods

[tall yew]

i only rimmed my world LMAO (im being silly btw)

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[gloomy crest]

I prefer back4blood unironically

[tall yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1452051614268395693/cat-tongue-shake-cat-meme.gif

[gloomy urchin]

i think theres some pattern between peak games and them allowing mod support and having 400 mods for it to feel good

[wanton portal]

rockstar should allow workshop for their games

[tall yew]

Y'all wanna know what the best game ever is?

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-stone-deep-rock-galactic-gif-25114877

[unreal oar]

i came to the youtubers

[gloomy urchin]

you're going in a corner

[viscid mirage]

WE'RE RICH!

[wanton portal]

is dead space worth playing?
heard its similar to the half life games

[tall yew]

Thats a valid one aswell, but the gif is from deep rock galactic

[gloomy crest]

Listen bro if it's the sort of mod like calamity or fargos mutant/souls like we have on terraria that's all good but I don't like it when my mate tells me to hop on something then I'm sitting for 3h as he fixes 400 mods that are conflicting and crashing the game nonstop so we can play for 20 mins and get off

[gloomy urchin]

valid

[tall yew]

How i love to heart that sentence

[viscid mirage]

@lost palm

[gloomy urchin]

gotta do modpacks for that

[tall yew]

worth it if you have some friends to play with!

[viscid mirage]

My friend wants to hop back into it because the update lol

[tall yew]

Reasonable im still pretty new to the game tbf but im enjoying the heck out of it!

[viscid mirage]

Remnant is fire 1 and 2

[forest parrot]

Covers you in clay and mud and I bake you in a stove and turn you to a clay pot

[tall yew]

But now that BL2 got mentioned... One of the best games, Ever. ITS SO PEAK MAN

[forest parrot]

I don't see you that way

[lament rose]

imma go play some half sword see yall later

[alpine wedge]

can someone pls lmk why i cant wear baron vambrace?

[tall yew]

Sadly BL TPS, 3 and 4 dont come close to the peak that was BL2😭

4 is the closest yet... if it wasnt for the bad optimization

[lament rose]

yet another unreal slop 😈

[tall yew]

Gaige for fun, Sal for Raid bosses

[viscid mirage]

Gaige and Handsome Jack gotta be my fav characters because summons lol OH and the BL4 Siren

[tall yew]

I mean its definitely different from BL2 but the story was fun to play... havent tried any endgame content yet tho

[weak sundial]

go to craft armor, select your arming doublet, and remove the chains. they take up the arm and shoulder slots and prevent you from wearing vambraces or spaulders

[gloomy urchin]

nerds talk

[alpine wedge]

i did that but my vambrace dissapeared 😭

[weak sundial]

can't help you there big dog

[tall yew]

Reasonable i really liked Frag-trap for its gambling mechanic

One big ahh map

Claptrap better tbh

my goat

[tepid field]

Behold

[weak basin]

i want my mallet in freeplay so bad

[tall yew]

Bro, just go to youtube, i cant send gameplay because of discords video requirements lol

[viscid mirage]

SWOLEIUM

[tepid field]

I have become the hulk

[tall yew]

bro use adblock on your browser?

[viscid mirage]

Firefox to be specific

[tall yew]

just look up BL4 gameplay watch for a few minutes and youre good

[rich lantern]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

[tall yew]

I personally use brave

[viscid mirage]

This works too but Firefox is the new meta after Google did it's bs lol....I used to use Brave, Google, and Opera

[steady aurora]

Hello

[tall yew]

Might have to try that hot fox brwoser
Especially after learning about the Brave CEOs opinions...

[viscid mirage]

Yeah it really do be like this in the modern era lol

[tall yew]

Why do these people have to be so buns... i mean the browser is great but maaaannn...

[viscid dragon]

God damn

[tepid field]

ben swolo

[viscid dragon]

Lunk

[dreamy mango]

🚫 neekneeek, that command is disabled in this channel.

[night terrace]

Guys, i think we need harder and smarter Opponent

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1468184858840006666

[tall yew]

Bro brb, taking a screenshot of the map once BL4 is updated

[lament rose]

nvm fatal error im back

[tall yew]

So uh... is someone gonna buy me that shirt

no

im on mobile too

i guess it has to do with your level

[viscid mirage]

You gotta talk more to get ranked up to RED chat name, you are PINK

[forest parrot]

How many turns in your helix

[tall yew]

Just keep chatting and youre gonna reach that sooner than later

just dont spam chat

since thats bannable

[raw hedge]

nice hulk

how

[tall yew]

Yeah im just saying... you can never know 😭

[viscid mirage]

Go to the pinned in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[sleek belfry]

youtube premium

[tall yew]

HELL NO

Do not give that company money

[sleek belfry]

why?

[tall yew]

they dont pay Creators well enough and keep way too much money for themselves

Well and that

but some people may like that

[sleek belfry]

yeah but i get to watch cat videos with no ads

[forest parrot]

Google needs the money to keep the lights on

[tall yew]

B-but AdBlock

granted

[sleek belfry]

doesnt work

and i got dual membership

[viscid mirage]

(Firefox)

[tall yew]

adblock doesn't count as views aswell as not giving the creators money... so yeah

I dont want kids and im in Switzerland already

[tepid field]

I use ad naseum. It auto clicks ads but denies them the data so it just wastes their money.

and obviously auto blocks them

[forest parrot]

I use an adblocker and donate $200 dollars a year to Google to avoid supporting creators

[viscid mirage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/106Ws1hA5R2AlW

[tall yew]

BRUH WHY IS IT SO BLURRY😭 it wasnt like this the last time i played LMAO (BL4 MAP BTW) @inner fable

[viscid mirage]

Hey I confirmed more than 7 times to kill the Baron!

For sure

[tall yew]

NICE!

[tepid field]

I have grown again

[tall yew]

Its a massive map, and there are still like a few smaller maps that you can enter for like bosses and stuff

[mighty light]

allo

why baron set incomplete-ish

[tall yew]

Vex is such a baddie bro

[queen isle]

Has anyone tried to play via remote play? does it work?

[tall yew]

No clue tbh

[queen isle]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-walnuts-sopranos-gif-25168388

[wet trout]

it works but you or the other person needs a controller, its also real finicky

[obtuse vector]

676

76

7

76

76

7

76

7

6

76

6

667

6676

76

7

667

[viscid mirage]

Why?

[tall yew]

Ah yes, another willie losing his mind... normal occurrence in this server tbh

Nah, thats good

i love the mods for that

all those messages end up in #🧠rot

I see that message now lmao... yeah it can be a little annoying when you dont use those numbers in the "meme" way 😭

[viscid mirage]

That is so funny

[tall yew]

Yeah 6-7 works i think

[viscid mirage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-jokes-satire-YuAkXs5K0SYkCtVwdR

[tall yew]

but again

i despise that number

THE MEME DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

bruh

im getting old

i guess

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-6703646901174089618

Me rn

not the 25 but the rest of it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1452051614268395693/cat-tongue-shake-cat-meme.gif

HELL YEAH

[livid finch]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

[tall yew]

me rn

bruh is that the new Ihpone UI?

[sage dawn]

bro whats the last rank

[tall yew]

lord

[livid finch]

Baron

[tall yew]

No offense but that shot looks AHH

[uneven patrol]

[sage dawn]

Baron cuirass or whatever?

[tall yew]

Nah you get to lord, then everytime you finish the baron you get another piece of his armor

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[sage dawn]

i see

[tall yew]

Guess i gotta change my name again... im pesos now

nah you can change the name for each server specifically

its fun

[sage dawn]

so long ass redoing of lord challenges and then long ass "Rank up" for 1 piece of armor and then redo it multiple times probably 10 hours of gameplay for golden armor of baron?

[livid finch]

I got it in 4 and I suck

[tall yew]

Fair, i was used to apple but then bevause of money and needing a new phone i switched to Xiaomi. I'll never get an apple phone ever again

[tall yew]

Not 10 hours but yes

[sage dawn]

okay maybe i exaggerated hours a bit
still tho thats lwk just a bit annoying

[tall yew]

Nah, i get that

but i like it

[livid finch]

At the last rank it gets very repetitive

[tall yew]

prolly gonna take me 10 hours for a full set of black armor tho

[sage dawn]

yeah all the lord challenges is just riots

[livid finch]

Just buy it?

[tall yew]

ive never seen a piece in the shop lol

[sage dawn]

i did
Twice
And bought twice

[orchid coyote]

have you guys seen the UFO yet?

[tall yew]

Nice

[sage dawn]

but thats prolly crazy luck

[livid finch]

I see them all the time wha

[tall yew]

i havent seen them or just havent realized ive seen them 😭

Guess im pesos now

because of this message btw

yoo, quick question. where do i open a mod ticket here?

[split perch]

Hi, are they gonna make this mode that was in the demo in the early access? Because I loved this mode

[tall yew]

Progression is that mode just different than in the demo

better imo but thats for everyone to decide for themselves

[tall yew]

Wait i think i found it lol, my dumbass didnt see the modmail channel

[viscid mirage]

Gotta be bannable lmao

[tall yew]

Yeah its about this guy

You wierd af

[viscid mirage]

Oh shit that is wild...take screenshots just in case lol

[sage dawn]

is background being unmovable a bug or it requires something (or perhaps something that is not done yet)

[tall yew]

Yeah the private message was worse

[viscid mirage]

Why did he target you 💀

[tall yew]

I have no clue

Bro likes my kuromi profile pic i guess

[viscid mirage]

@plain scroll I don't know if it's okay to ping Mods but we got a dude @kind sluice in here being weird in chat & dms to @tall yew

[tall yew]

Appreciate it❤️

[vernal pewter]

what happened to freedom of expression

[tall yew]

do i have to claim a modmail so the mods can see it?

[tall yew]

Bruh... threatening stuff in pms aint freedome of expression (atleast thats how i interpret what the guy sent)

[viscid mirage]

Beats me, normally they are more active but I was gonna @ the online ones. I know some of them but they aren't online.

[vernal pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/block-blocked-you-are-blocked-user-discord-gif-2473019735961525447

thats tuff

[tall yew]

Eh, it'll work out one way or another im sure

[tall yew]

Appreciate you tho❤️

[viscid mirage]

That it will :) you can open a ticket in the #modmail tho

[tall yew]

already did that!

[viscid mirage]

I gotchu lol, that's odd asf, and I didn't even know they dm'd you

[tall yew]

just have no clue if i have to claim it so its visible for mods

[ashen shoal]

t

[viscid mirage]

Either they are banned or deleted the text lol

[plain scroll]

Thank you. Ping the whole team with @ modteam next please

[ashen shoal]

wheres ma og role

[viscid mirage]

Alright thanks for letting me know 🫡 I appreciate you

[ashen shoal]

😢

[vernal pewter]

now i know if i want to touch someone i wont find them in here

[small spoke]

So many willies but you can't touch any of them

[tall yew]

Appreciate you Bugfix and Mantic ❤️

Back to halfing my sword i go

[viscid mirage]

Hella relatable

[lament rose]

I love my 10 minute sessions. Would love to spend some more time but the "Fatal Error" mechanic ensures I am productive with my day and don't overcommit to the game. The devs really thought of everything 😄

[gloomy crest]

You tried dx11 and turning blood down?

[lament rose]

indeed. I'm also getting some weird extreme FPS drops during random moments, while some maps run at 100 FPS they'll dip to below 10 for a few seconds for no reason

It usually happens when an NPC has been fatally wounded but it can also happen just out of the blue

it's that same drop that you may have noticed when you go on photo mode and zoom in on a wounded NPC

[frosty valley]

i think the hall map should be unlocked earlier

by the time we get to it everyone already has full armor so the traps dont do that much

[lament rose]

there's a lot of nice maps that need to be earlier on in the game

I'm nearly lvl4 and I haven't even seen the pit map. Does that even exist in progression mode?

[tall yew]

Pit isnt anywhere to be seen afaik

[gloomy crest]

Yard?

[frosty valley]

theres a pit map??

[lament rose]

wtf it was on the trailers 😭

[pseudo talon]

Patchie when

[lament rose]

I was most hyped about it

[tall yew]

I dont think so? im not sure

The alley goes hard tho, love that map

[lament rose]

alley is nice but traps trigger randomly

[tall yew]

Eh, not randomly just a little to easily if you ask me

[wintry path]

js bought the game whats the best way to make it run well

[plain scroll]

Avoid the slums map

[faint dragon]

The lag goes crazy

[gloomy crest]

So odd, I haven't had a crash for days

[faint dragon]

Smack battles ahh

[forest parrot]

I've been making an effort to be more joyful

[gloomy crest]

Chopping dudes up like dexter on this helps

[lyric fog]

so i fixed the lag

and its really fun

[livid finch]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[gloomy crest]

I will be happier around September time when fable drops

[forest parrot]

When I was a child maybe 8 or 9 I would take worms and put a twig in one of its holes and then push through until it reached the other side and I would stick those twigs in the dirt like heads on a pike

[lyric fog]

but while i was fighting in slums i fell over and the other guy fell on top of me and broke his neck and i won

[gloomy crest]

Avg halfsword player

[forest parrot]

I was but a boy

[livid finch]

Least sadistic mordhau player

[gloomy crest]

Mordhau is an insane shout tbf

Very fun and chaotic

[livid finch]

You should see some of them

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-spinning-warrior-gif-14035301

[serene fossil]

Hello, dear Willies. As we all know, there are still some performance issues. I wonder whether there is much that can be done to improve such a physics-intensive game. I am not a programmer or anything like that, so I wanted to ask how much can generally be achieved through optimisation. Have fun and be kind to each other.

[livid finch]

A fair bit

Nobody except the devs can really tell so

[gloomy crest]

Upgrade pc

Depending on gpu, turn blood off and play on DX11, depending on the hardware you have altogether will decide whether you run the game at a solid 40 fps, or a 120 fps lock in in all maps bar the slums

There's no inbetween apparently

[livid finch]

Some guy on launch day was confused to why it wouldnt run on his rx580

[gloomy crest]

Changing graphics settings on UE5 games for performance tends to be useless but you can certainly see a boost from turning blood or gibbing down on HS

[livid finch]

Low looks nearly identical to higher presets

[gloomy crest]

Yup lol

Doom: The Dark Ages is the worst for it imo

Lowest graphics looks the same as the highest graphics

Well on release anyway, Idk if they changed that

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[gloomy crest]

"Why isn't this game running good on my phenom II cpu and amd firepro gpu :((((("

[serene fossil]

thx guys 👍

[livid finch]

When is halfsword online multiplayer coming to ps4?

[gloomy crest]

A firepro btw is the gpu you want if you have a desire to replicate the power of a base xbox one

[forest parrot]

2 Days

[gloomy crest]

I was that dude once

With the white Xbox One S

I'd never seen above 30-60 fps

Thing lasted me about 7 years never had a fault but then i got a job and got the series X

Which broke after 2 weeks so I moved to pc

[topaz sigil]

is the amd blood bug really that hard to fix?

not hating i love the game

[gloomy crest]

Idk it could either be extremely simple or theyll have to deep dive into how AMD gpus do the math on rendering things like that

[topaz sigil]

yeah maybe they dont own any amd gpus on theyre team

[gloomy crest]

Well there's a big fat NVIDIA splashscreen when loading the game up that screamed "Things will be broken for team red"

[stark talon]

bro you gotta let that shit go

[gloomy crest]

Lol

Bro £400 series x console and the fan header shorted while playing an xbox 360 game can you imagine

Consoles fucking suck

[topaz sigil]

not sure if i hsould just refund then

[gloomy crest]

I mean they're gonna fix it 🤷

Just be patient it's early access

[reef cargo]

u can always refund and buy it when it's fixed but it'll be more expensive then so up to u

[pallid linden]

366 souls taken care of 🙏 nearly 3 hours in abyss

[dusky trench]

when update

[inland tulip]

where is the battle to move out of commoner

im waiting for it

[dusky trench]

tourny

[inland tulip]

got hella money and the bar is maximum for like 2 days but there is no tourny

[dusky trench]

bnn n i got like hella money

[inland tulip]

no shot

whats bnn

[dusky trench]

the viral video of the guy singing

bu nu nu nu i got like hella money

[inland tulip]

[next tundra]

anyone know how i can get a crossbow

[dusky trench]

chest

[frail wedge]

Does having both a long hauberk and foulds actually help or do they overlap and provide no extra benefit?

[dusky trench]

in thwe forest map

by the carrige

[frail wedge]

Chest next to Forest wagon

[next tundra]

i once saw a chest in the carriage is there a way to reach it somehow

[frail wedge]

Hold spacebar and let go to jump

[next tundra]

ah thx\

[frail wedge]

This also improves your leg strength the more you do it, preventing you slipping over and allowing you to jump higher

Although the heavier you are, the lower you jump. So may wanna go lightweight in to it if that's your plan

[next tundra]

yeah its uhh very hard to jump into the carriage

[frail wedge]

Gotta work on those legs

[dusky trench]

is there anything useful in that chest

[frail wedge]

Upper body strength is gotten from swinging weapons until your stamina is low

Lower body is from jumping with weight

So equip your heavy armour, win a fight and just start squatting for a while. Next time you take your armour off you can leap through the meadows to your heart's content

[next tundra]

a crossbow i think

[frail wedge]

Nah Crossbow is on the floor chest

[inland tulip]

yup

[frail wedge]

Wagon chest itself is usually a weapon, an armour piece and/or a goblet

[next tundra]

the chest on the floor was empty

[frail wedge]

Yeah it's a chance to spawn

[dusky trench]

what can i use the goblet for

[frail wedge]

Not 100%

[frail wedge]

Sells for 300gp

[inland tulip]

btw i got to militia, thing is: can u get strenght etc in training place or sparring with mercenaries or nah

[next tundra]

Alright

[frail wedge]

I don't think so, but just beat your opponent down then swing for a while into the air, or jump in your armour

Before holding G to end

[frail wedge]

Never skip leg day

[brave scroll]

do i js keep doing lord tourney until i get the full baron set?

[frail wedge]

Yup, although a fun tip is to first knock the beak out of his hands

Let him draw his sword

[inland tulip]

cuz tbf, ive been rocking all the armor i can get and a flail

[frail wedge]

So in first fight you can go home with the beak, sword and chest

[brave scroll]

oh alright i didnt think of that

[frail wedge]

You can't armour or weapon rip him though, so I used a flail to wrap around his beak and yank

[frosty stratus]

Meet the sniper

[inland tulip]

and i dont know how much is considered "done" after jumping for a while and swinging

[frail wedge]

Oh it would take 2 hours to go from 0 to max

[lyric fog]

i was at the LAST fucking zombie and died

[brave scroll]

would it work if i just hit him in the head really hard over n over

[frail wedge]

But for a while I was just doing a minute or two of jumps or swings after every fight, until I stopped falling on my ass

[inland tulip]

i mean, i aint doin allat but still cool to know xD

[inland tulip]

yup exactly what imma do

[frail wedge]

I mean if he never draws the sword, you don't get it

[inland tulip]

cuz i mean i barelly fall rn even with almost full armor

[frail wedge]

Try walk over some mud on Slums and see how you do XD

[wintry path]

how do you loot the wagon on the forest map

[inland tulip]

don't make me remember... the suffering, the child inside me screaming remembering how it first walked at 2yo. the envirenment crumbling before me

[inland tulip]

jump shawty

[frail wedge]

At this point I'm at 81kg and can sprint over it fine, my upper strength is only about 50%-60% so I still struggle to swing really heavy weapons like the beak around. But I can run over mud and jump over bodies easy enough cause I focused on legs

[wintry path]

i jump like 2 inches bro my character is a lil bitch

[inland tulip]

u have to jump more

[wintry path]

fahhh

[inland tulip]

so ur legs build strenght

FAHHHHHHHHH

[frail wedge]

Your armour weight reduces height, but the more you jump with more weight, the stronger your legs get

[wintry path]

does jumping in training work

or does it have to be in duels

[inland tulip]

no

@frail wedge told me it didnt

i hate him now

[wintry path]

fml

[inland tulip]

yup

[frail wedge]

I might be wrong, but it didn't feel like it works

But it does however work after beating someone

[wintry path]

ok i js beat a guy so im gonna jump for 30 minutes straight

[inland tulip]

ur right i think

[wintry path]

wish me luck

[inland tulip]

and thats why u hate it

[frail wedge]

So just go into a beggar match, pop the naked guy then train

[inland tulip]

xD

[wintry path]

i see no luck being wished

[inland tulip]

u dont need luck

[wintry path]

i pray for misfortune to fall upon you two

[frail wedge]

Also so close to the full Baron kit

[inland tulip]

u need autoclicker at that point

[inland tulip]

yeah like, whats the final objective of the game btw

cuz i didnt finish the gauntlet

[viral thistle]

Okay, game is good

Armour looks good

[inland tulip]

and im still militia on a full run rn on the EA

[frail wedge]

Gauntlet in the demo was simply beat the Baron to unlock him

[viral thistle]

Some helmets are jank

[inland tulip]

yeah i know that one

[frail wedge]

No idea what happens when you get all pieces in the EA

[frail wedge]

What you see here is as far as I've got

[brave scroll]

wait strength is a real concept in the game?

i thought we were just as strong as the willies in the demo

[inland tulip]

yup

[brave scroll]

and i didnt know you could TRAIN certain parts

[cyan berry]

You vs 100 peasants

[frail wedge]

Yeah that's why you fall over and do no damage at first

[viral thistle]

Anyone know if theres a way to get a full blackened kit?

Cant find a breastplate or cuirass in black anywhere

[frail wedge]

Nah demo willies are like at 40%-50%, we start at 0

[wintry path]

all this hopping got me feeling like a frog

[random drum]

Is leg strength actuslly separate

[frail wedge]

Yup

You can tell how strong your upper body is by your voice, hit G

[frosty stratus]

found out how to take willie over your shoulder and kidnap him

[wintry path]

now how do i train my upperbody

[frail wedge]

Higher pitch = weak
Lower pitch = strong

[wintry path]

i don't see a bench anywhere

[random drum]

How do I test leg strength and train it

[frail wedge]

Swing weapons until you are out of breath, repeat

Heavier weapons the better

[wintry path]

aye aye captain!

[frail wedge]

Just make a sledgehammer essentially

Or brawl hand to hand, as the many swings you make tire you fast

[brave scroll]

how do you train specific parts? like for example is it only split into upper and lower?

[frail wedge]

See how high you can jump, or if you fall over super easy. If you can barely get off the ground or slip constantly, your legs are too weak for weight of your armour

[frail wedge]

Yeah just "Strength" and "Leg Strength"

[random drum]

Ty also do I just train it by jumping

[frail wedge]

Yeah, but it trains faster the heavier your armour

A full plate set and about 30 secs of jumping after every match will max you in no time, long before you beat the game

[random drum]

Alr nice does it not effect my weight like upper does s

[random drum]

Alr

[frail wedge]

I don't believe so, leg strength is purely to stop you slipping on terrain, getting up faster and being able to wear heavy armour without crumbling

[frosty stratus]

somehow sent this motherfucker flying with an arrow

[frail wedge]

Oh and jump height

[brave scroll]

im at day like 45, is my character maxed? i have never jumped until now

also i dont usually swing until no breath

[frail wedge]

Probably not if you've never jumped, days/time doesn't matter XD

You can tell, it physically shows you how beefy you are

[inland tulip]

btw how do we take the quiver out

cuz i got it on

[brave scroll]

okay ill spend my time with my pole arm just swinging until i pass out

[inland tulip]

and surprise surprise, WHERE IS THAT

[wintry path]

yo wtf the bees can jump you ??

[inland tulip]

i learned that yesterday in the worse way

almost lost a run

[frail wedge]

Craft one with max head and shaft weight, maximum head size and minimum shaft size

[inland tulip]

im militia now, i clicked G so fast

[wintry path]

they do so much damage and you can't even see them 😭

[frail wedge]

So all the weight is forward, two or three swings will be your entire stamina

[wintry path]

ts too expensive

[inland tulip]

i was like: ho it is a bees nest. yo why is my screen bleeding... HO GGGGGGGGGGG

[brave scroll]

okey

[wintry path]

there seems to be 13 vengeful spirits after my ass

most regretful

[frail wedge]

You can crossbow them when an NPC is near them

[inland tulip]

buddy

i know

[frail wedge]

Or throw daggers at it

[inland tulip]

but i didnt

xD

[frail wedge]

Throwing daggers feels much harder in EA than Demo though

I got real good at it in the demo XD

[wintry path]

if i try to play doubles without hiring someone what happens

[brave scroll]

okay last question to stop being annoying 😭 are you able to get as big as the champion npcs?

[inland tulip]

i think so

[frail wedge]

Yes, that is the max and why their vocies are so deep

[brave scroll]

im gonna train

[frail wedge]

All champions are max height 100% strength

[brave scroll]

this game is so

[inland tulip]

same later xD

[brave scroll]

exciting

[inland tulip]

after we beat it is gonna be sad

[lunar flax]

every time i die, the game just crashes

[wintry path]

im noticing a solution here

[inland tulip]

smack ur pc from the sid

[lunar flax]

what

[inland tulip]

i only see advantages xD

[wintry path]

not dying 😂

[lunar flax]

such a good idea

[frail wedge]

I'm running minimum height for my character though, cause now it's not tied to strength at all. Minimum height and max strength is a grappling machine

[brave scroll]

thats why my physique is always in the middle ground, i had no idea you needed to train

[wintry path]

im js running the default

[brave scroll]

i used to love double legging willies in half sword demo

i have so many clips

[frail wedge]

I can just grab someone's hips and rotate them, even if they are in full plate

[lunar flax]

not sure this is gonna be possible

[frail wedge]

Min height supremacy

[inland tulip]

im doing mid

my character looks like me

idk i just enjoy that

[wintry path]

OH FUCK MY PC

THE SLUMS ARE SO LAGGY

[inland tulip]

instead of killing in real life im kiling in game i mean

[next tundra]

where can i find some arrows

[wintry path]

MY 1660 CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT

[frail wedge]

Ah I did a mix of inspired characters at first, but after my 7th beggar death I just rocked what it gave me

[inland tulip]

caravan

chest

[frail wedge]

Except reducing height to min

[inland tulip]

open

get

use

[frail wedge]

I have a blonde guy called Andreas who climbed from Beggar to Lord

[brave scroll]

my character is slightly balding

[next tundra]

my dude cant jump high enough to get in

[inland tulip]

im militia and started in beggar

[frail wedge]

More training and less armour!

[inland tulip]

yesterday

[frail wedge]

That chest is a pain in the ass

[inland tulip]

jump jump

[next tundra]

alright

[inland tulip]

but arrows are on the side too

at least for me they were in a match

[frail wedge]

The best chest is when you sometimes get the closed one on wagon

[inland tulip]

i hava a quiver

HOW DO U UNEQUIP THE QUIVER BTW

[frail wedge]

I got plate chest, knees and gloves out of it as a Commoner

[inland tulip]

itspissing me off

[frail wedge]

Made life easy

[inland tulip]

i cant see my as

pause

[frail wedge]

No idea, I couldn't figure that either

Looks like it should be the top left slot, but it's always empty

The bag looking one

[next tundra]

for me the quiver just dissapeared

[brave scroll]

is staying tired while swingign optimal for training, or should i swing until tired - recover - repeat

[wet zinc]

You should swing when the opponent miss or on ripost

[lyric fog]

my teammates were going crazy on tourney

[visual agate]

i think either would work but idk

[lyric fog]

my teammate won a one on one on the big dude

[visual agate]

fr

mercs lowk come in clutch 😭

[mellow lodge]

Is the game still broken beyond belief?

[brave scroll]

not really

[dull notch]

So I ended up buying and trying it out yesterday, and I am loving it, I am getting around 144-170fps at the moment 🙂

[lyric fog]

all of my teammates died

[mighty bear]

Just play kcd2 damn

[faint dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/uzGLwGNqtTQ?si=DQvYmiTb3zHhpL4n

This truly is a half sword moment

[lyric fog]

how do you gain muscle

[mighty badger]

use armor and heavy weaponry, and also survive with a single character long enough

[lyric fog]

thanks

[visual maple]

chat is my man at arms cool

[wheat brook]

I think you would go into cardiac arrest if this happened

[visual maple]

was lowk rooting for the death of my mercenaries so i could loot their festering corpses

[drowsy finch]

Billhook goated!!! :D

[alpine wedge]

yeah thats why i let them do the 3v1 and i just chill at the back

[wintry path]

why do my crossbow bolts keep bouncing off the enemy

[visual maple]

you ain't got no legs, lieutenant dan!

[wheat brook]

He has the plastic prosthetics

[lime parcel]

i shouldnt have gone crazy with that sword ...

[tender flower]

ur done for i cant even survive 5

[lime parcel]

i started the game trying to cause as little death as possible but i guess ive changed

[lime parcel]

i have a lot of armor now tho so i think i'll prob be fine

[tender flower]

lucky

[lime parcel]

i was dying all the time at the beginning tho because zombies are really hard at the start

[little talon]

game is so much harder at the start

once you get some armour its piss

[lyric fog]

the first zombie bit my left arm yill you can see my bone and i survived but i had to die on the last one, there was 6

[wanton portal]

waltuh

[barren osprey]

is there only one type of armet?

[lime parcel]

yea around militia or commoner you start getting way more armor than your enemies which in turn makes it much easier

[visual maple]

should i get this green tabard again? i noticed a lot of mercenaries are wearing green so i like the idea of matching them

[little talon]

i had to take the clothing off as it was glitching through the armour

[frosty stratus]

HOLY SHIT IM MAGNUS

https://klipy.com/gifs/magnus-carlsen-slam

[wanton portal]

now play pawn to e4

[mighty vigil]

did they ever fix the issue with the windowed mode setting making your right side of the screen unusable?

[vivid hill]

I think after work today I'll see if theres a way for us to change skin color, and make the hulk

[visual maple]

move in an L shape loser

[vivid hill]

Bro

[vivid hill]

I didnt even realize there was a roblox bootleg

[wanton portal]

question

can you like

break jaws

[vivid hill]

Not yet

Gore 2.0 isnt in yet

[wanton portal]

I thought this was gore 3.0?

[vivid hill]

No we only got new blood fx

[wanton portal]

ohh

[vivid hill]

The gore itself is same as the demo aside from the new player model

[wanton portal]

so gore 2.0 will have breakable jaws?

[frosty stratus]

gore 3.0*

[vivid hill]

Youll be able to explode heads with blunt weapons

[frosty stratus]

we allready had gore 2 and have

gore 1 was in the original demo

wich was. sadly killed off

[wanton portal]

whatttt

[frosty stratus]

and gore 2 is in the new demo

and in the current ea

[wanton portal]

ohh ok

[frosty stratus]

np

[wanton portal]

but he said

gore 2.0 isnt in yet

what did he mean by that

[visual maple]

FUUUUUCK

[wanton portal]

did you get beaten by a shield

[visual maple]

HOW DID HE EVEN BITE ME THERE I HAVE A BIG ASS BEVOR

[tawny gale]

I look like this

[daring musk]

is baron set last thing unlockable?

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-left-4-dead-bill-the-sacrifice-tank-gif-6772139249155911534

its the tank from l4d2

[raw flare]

Is there any way 2 back up sav files?

[wanton portal]

whats a sav file

[raw flare]

Save*

[tawny gale]

Save i tynk

[raw flare]

Mb

[tawny gale]

Autocorrected to tynk??

What da hale

[wanton portal]

tynkering

[tawny gale]

Not that I’m aware of I’m sure someone here knows :P

[raw flare]

Kk Il ask around

[tawny gale]

I like when the jester goes “yes”

[wanton portal]

why is the jester even hosting fights

shouldnt it be a guard or something

[tawny gale]

Because it’s awesome as fuck

Jesters played more roles than just as an entertainer, but as to why one is just about in a random tavern I have no idea

[rigid anvil]

Half cord, i apologize for thorning into a conversation. But…. Show me your willies.

[tawny gale]

Wait I just answered my question, he’s an entertainer, of course he puts together fights

[frozen inlet]

i hate tripping on swords then getting my leg cut off

[visual maple]

don't ever buy no drugs from frankenburg yo they got my boy fucked up

[tawny gale]

The slums is such a cool map, I like how the mud is actually a hazard you have to work around if you’re not careful

Sucks that it makes my PC run at one frame per sometime

[frozen kernel]

After playing with my willie so much I feel like it'd gotten pretty red