general-catfish-🐱🐟

[slender ruin]

to play progression together u need a mercenary and split screen enabled and when they join the stream remote play it should set the 2nd player like its local multiplayer on the same computer

for free play it's pretty simple but is sometimes buggy

[zenith mountain]

bag alert

[hardy parrot]

In abyss mode not progression one zombie is 25 "Souls clensed"

[river oriole]

you can find a bolt pouch with anywhere from 1-3 bolts i think

[bitter pilot]

Can you keep items you find in the abyss?

[flat widget]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doubloons-jack-sparrow-1

[steep monolith]

Not that i have seen

[zenith mountain]

yes

[untold flume]

faaaaah

[sturdy sinew]

I just died by running into the hanging cauldron and faceplanting into the wall ;-;

[zenith mountain]

you can keep everything out the abyss

[limpid lantern]

yes, i got a spear and that made me speedrun that shit

[unreal drum]

why am i always swinging i cant look around without losing all my stamnina to swinging

[limpid lantern]

but you cant wear abyss clothes

[bitter pilot]

Do you need to die to exit or can you just press g?

[quick bronze]

now try doing 500

[limpid lantern]

ive only died once now that i think of it, and it was funny as fuck

[untold flume]

No, I once found a nice sword and didn't keep it
I know lantern things can be taken though. Some can be taken, some not

[hardy parrot]

I got a chest plate from the abyss and was able to take that back

[grand basin]

i lost my 5k poleaxe that had gold

im sad

[limpid lantern]

maybe im just silly then i dunno

[zenith mountain]

i got a chest plate, some pants, a sword, a candelabra, and 2 chalices

[limpid lantern]

5k and you didnt spend 20 to insure it

[zenith mountain]

maybe it depends per item

idk

[limpid lantern]

you deserved it 😭

[bitter pilot]

Did you die to exit?

[zenith mountain]

lmao

[grand basin]

i dont insure

[zenith mountain]

no i killed everything

[hardy parrot]

That was yesterday though so who knows if they changed it

[flat widget]

Silly.. I was Silly once..

[quick bronze]

...why?

insuring has no downsides

[grand basin]

because i just dont

[rotund pike]

ball crushing?

[limpid lantern]

sounds stupid

[limpid lantern]

correctumundo

[bitter pilot]

I insure everyting

[grand basin]

i buy slaves with my money

[limpid lantern]

based, continue on

[rotund pike]

makes sense

[zenith mountain]

enjoy your ball crushing shift at the ball crushing factory

[hardy parrot]

I insured nothing and lost equally nothing

[bitter pilot]

Got me some white pants and a red top

[patent plinth]

Fuck

I forgot

[grand basin]

i beat the baron like 5 times now

[limpid lantern]

did dude just post his wordle in the fucking halfsword discord 😭

[grand basin]

i still need some parts

[wary basin]

does anyone know how to leave abyss if you enter manually?

[drifting valley]

i mean its a step up from twomad porn

[grand basin]

kill

[limpid lantern]

you just have to win

[untold flume]

hold G probably

[runic flower]

how do i steal clothes?

[limpid lantern]

stepdown*

stepbro*

[zenith mountain]

when theyre down grab them and hold q or e

[bitter pilot]

Grab em and hold em

[hardy parrot]

Grab and hold the button

[grand basin]

when i tryed this it didnt work

[limpid lantern]

i wonder if you can do it while they are up. i swear ive grabbed the helmets off dudes and wailed on em

and no i dont mean popped them off

[zenith mountain]

i think so

[hardy parrot]

It can be finekey

[bitter pilot]

I stole all my clothes

Looking fresh af now

[lunar flax]

i hope the devs dont get discouraged from the negative reviews and continue working on it

[limpid lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cyclops-ryu-dap-me-up-dap-dap-up-gif-2485274535169214603

[hardy parrot]

If you wap them hard enough their helmet flies off

[golden fog]

everyone else just getting endless fatal errors?

[fiery tangle]

how the freak do u get the crossbow

[limpid lantern]

dude thats what im saying

[bitter pilot]

Nop

[grand magnet]

how do i put things on in game while im in a fight? theres a button to take things off

[limpid lantern]

it can spawn in a box in Forest map

near the carts

[zenith mountain]

this hard?

[lunar flax]

because i already have 10+ hours and i wont be able to refund

[drifting valley]

pick them up then hold e

[hardy parrot]

Hold the button again

[drifting valley]

or q

[bitter pilot]

Wdym?

[limpid lantern]

im pretty sure i have like 30 which is as long as its been out

[grand magnet]

thank you all

[lunar flax]

do u know what sleeping is?

[limpid lantern]

for the past two nights, no

[grand basin]

I like dressing up rupert

[lunar flax]

damn

[bitter pilot]

Its when ypu go to the abyss

[lunar flax]

yeah, i think ur right

[limpid lantern]

we really need a willie character model option

[zenith mountain]

why is my sword being forged with a messer blade

[lunar flax]

i agree

[lunar flax]

whats ur rank

[zenith mountain]

militia

[cunning hill]

does anyone elses reflex option randomly turn on every other round

and lag their game

[zenith mountain]

i make a sword and its just a long ass messer

[lunar flax]

then idk

[limpid lantern]

edit the blade

its a messer blade

[zenith mountain]

oh im dumb

[hardy parrot]

At least he couldn't grab you

[lunar flax]

any tips on how to get past the peasent rank?

[zenith mountain]

hire muscle

[lunar flax]

for the tourney?

[zenith mountain]

yeah

[limpid lantern]

dont feel too bad, ive killed myself 4 times on spikes and lost my helmets on Hall

[lunar flax]

they keep dying

[hardy parrot]

Pitchfork

[lunar flax]

even the strongest ones

[limpid lantern]

range

[zenith mountain]

get better muscle then idk

[untold flume]

I did it with the flail and mercs

[limpid lantern]

these people need to discover medieval metas

i dont know what else to call them, but they work

[untold flume]

long pokey stick

[limpid lantern]

as soon as you get armor, use your mass too

[lunar flax]

im using a no kill rule, so im using the mace

[gloomy urchin]

can i choke willie to death

[limpid lantern]

based

[untold flume]

No kill rule when the mace breaks their neck

[forest hull]

It was until 5 hours ago that I found out you can choke people in HalfSword

[stray cedar]

kinda crazy to have a face and EYE COLOR slider in a game where you are only looking at the back of your head but no willie option or something to make your character more tan lol that you can actually see

[lunar flax]

i do one hit to the face then i just beat up their body

[hardy parrot]

The strat is:

1. Get pitchfork
2. Fight champion
3. Steal all his shit
4. Do that until you win

[sweet chasm]

how do you get a quiver in free mode

[bold bolt]

willie

[zenith mountain]

that might kill them

[hardy parrot]

I have yet to see/use the crossbow

[limpid lantern]

i got to look at my eyes for exactly 2 seconds while downed and then got a helmet

[limpid lantern]

neither have i

[cunning hill]

go back to deep rea

[zenith mountain]

did they remove the passive parrying system

[zenith mountain]

bro i hate you

[sweet chasm]

how do you get a quiver in free mode

[marble pivot]

Beggar axe (it was listed as a sickle for me), and 2 mercenaries.

[cunning hill]

LOL

[sweet chasm]

how do you get a quiver in free mode

[cunning hill]

you dont

[sweet chasm]

hm.

[glossy iron]

I second this option

[tribal hound]

im such a noob ive been stuck at peasant for 3 hours

[zenith mountain]

do you even know who i am

[glossy iron]

Yes

[zenith mountain]

oh'

[carmine glacier]

veteran is so fun

[cunning hill]

you can only get the quiver in the forest map rn

[limpid lantern]

as long as your having fun

[fleet imp]

CLOBBERED

[glossy iron]

just fawking with you twin

[cunning hill]

and it goes away after so many arrows

[zenith mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/terence-angry-birds-stare-mm-judging-gif-22399016

[glossy iron]

LOL

[cunning hill]

https://tenor.com/view/mob-psycho-100-update-not-today-gif-15912654188829006754

[limpid lantern]

except it was

[cunning hill]

it was akshually yesterday 🤓

[carmine glacier]

damn i was about to rank up then game crashed

😢

[limpid lantern]

it akshually wasnt 🤓

[cunning hill]

akshually

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102853913067126868/1431854881395966053/attachment.gif

[carmine glacier]

the spear with the big 2 side thing is so good

[cunning hill]

the spear merc is insane

[grand basin]

YEEESS I GOT THE SHIRT FOR ARMOR

[cunning hill]

i had him literally clutch like 4 fights in a row 2v1

[cunning hill]

bro what shirt is it fo rshoulder pads

genuinely cant find it

[zenith mountain]

i found a new cheese method

[grand basin]

arming shirt without side armor

[manic seal]

why are 2 handeds so broken can't swing at all without letting go or your hands wrapping around your body like an idiot

[cunning hill]

ohhhh ty

[cunning hill]

not swinging right idk

[hardy parrot]

Beeg stick too heavy for noodle arms :c

[carmine glacier]

lower the weight of the weapon

[fleet imp]

I WILL REMEMBER THIS BATTLE FORVER! ROTTEN BARREL!

[manic seal]

its swinging from left to right bro theres nothing to it and im in knight rank rn swole asf i shouldn't still be having this issue ;(

[carmine glacier]

the sweet spot of the 2 handeds is around 1.5kg

[manic seal]

especially when it doesnt happen to npcs at all they swing fine only me and they're smaller than i am lol

[atomic mist]

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[kind oak]

Can I kiss the devs?

[grand basin]

i happy i got my cloak

[cunning hill]

i dunno my swings are kinda okay

i dont notice any major differences

some weapons swing better some worse

itll be fixed eventually

[untold flume]

Weapons have CoM, just get a good weapon

that effects the swing

😖

Kind of wish like 3-4 would show up at once. Sometimes I have to fight 2 and it's pretty cool.

[grand basin]

dang it i made my stick wrong

[carmine glacier]

its mainly weight

[zenith mountain]

just swinging shit around

[untold flume]

yeah I'm not risking it

[frail wedge]

Wait you only get them one at a time? I just had to fight 18 and they came in 6 groups of 3

[untold flume]

full panic mode

[jaunty dragon]

lmfao, killed the baron now i wear gold when doing my lordly peasent killings

[glossy iron]

I do not wish for 3-4 because mine are all magnetic aoe throat goats and literally suck me in like a black hole

[untold flume]

Maybe rank determines it?

[jaunty dragon]

im pretty sure its who you kill while you are alive that determines that

[sharp fog]

do you get anything more than baron cuirass if you do beat the baron again?

[runic flower]

is ts game playable with controller

[untold flume]

Well I noticed that. But I only get 1-2 at a time

[frail wedge]

Maybe cause I did a lot of Buhurt’s solo?

[iron fable]

Somewhat

[glossy iron]

Possible but not plausible

[untold flume]

It's pretty cool that big lads will come back with their weapons and armor and fuck you :D

[frail wedge]

Which resulted in a lot of 1v3s and therefore triplets in the void

[carmine glacier]

hell yeah i got men at arms

[crimson garden]

I cant put anything in this slot, what do I need?

[runic flower]

i want to play with my brother in split screen

[cunning hill]

bro my game keeps turning reflex on randomly and turning my frames to like powerpoint

mid round too

😭

[iron fable]

You definitely can it’s just awkward

[glass heath]

Is the weight thing realistic? Like should I have th center of gravity 8 cm above the guard in a long sword

[frail wedge]

To wear pants that can fit them

[zenith mountain]

not sure but i did that and it feels good

[jaunty dragon]

if you like full kill someone theyll end up in the abyss with you, and im pretty sure aslong as you keep moving more will spawn, run with the horde for a min and lemmino, if im correct on my hypothesis when i die ill have an army to face

[cunning hill]

controller works, but one person has to use controller and the other keyboard, two controller wont work

[runic flower]

and how could we play both with a mouse in the same screen?

[warm cargo]

How to get more crossbow ammunition

[cunning hill]

also you cant do progression right

for some reason

[cunning hill]

have to find q vuiver

quiver

[rigid anvil]

whoops!

[wary basin]

anyone know how to jump into the wagon

[warm cargo]

Forest map?

[glass heath]

I think it’s pants and a arming tunic or smth, then get thigh armor but make sure it’s compatible with ur knee/ shin armor

[iron fable]

No clue

[rigid anvil]

say bau dude just do the tourneys to progress

[cunning hill]

yep

[frail wedge]

Try the Hosen that only weight 1kg instead of 1.35kg

[glass heath]

Thank you hesinburger

[cunning hill]

its in the smaller box next to where the crossbow spawns

[tribal sierra]

ooo pro tip pickup the goblets from abyss they are worth hella money

[cunning hill]

not ehwat i meant

[frail wedge]

Most maps have loot too

[cunning hill]

i was telling him that co op progression doesnt work

[runic flower]

i got like hella money

[cunning hill]

DAMN?

[jaunty dragon]

you dont need money when you can take the enemys armor and weapons

[glossy iron]

Ive found some armor pieces just scattered on the ground

[tender sedge]

is there ball crushing in the game?

[frail wedge]

I had full armour and several goblets from checking the Forest Wagon, Cellar tables and alley chests by commoner

[tender sedge]

i noticed it in the paytch notes

[frail wedge]

Made Peasant really easy

[nova vale]

damn reviews/price on this game are rough

[vital idol]

Any fix for split screen progression??? Can't finish the rounds

[jaunty dragon]

if you grab armor on the bodies of people you can hold e or q to pull it off and then again to put it on yourself

[glossy iron]

are you checking the chest inside the wagon?

[frail wedge]

Yeah

And the two on the ground

[glossy iron]

I always see it but I cant figure out how to get in

[glass heath]

I think it’s because peasant mode is tuff cause we got no armor and blades are wacky rn it seems, and the game was very laggy at first

[frail wedge]

Punch the chest, grab, flip it out the wagon

[untold flume]

🥀 "everyone so mean to me"

[glossy iron]

noted, thank you brother

[fallow skiff]

scythe

[glass heath]

Vro the beautiful

[frail wedge]

You may need a little more than starting strength to flip them out

[zenith mountain]

pommel strike demon

[frail wedge]

Base strength can’t quite get it I found

[untold flume]

nuclear pommel

[fallow skiff]

what if you replaced the blade with another pommel

[zenith mountain]

thats just a mace

[prime nymph]

they should add a big map where u can ride on horseback

bro chats so calm no

now*

[zenith mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-toes-lol-gif-25857743

[tough verge]

vro.... looney-tunes ahh fall....... 😭

[prime nymph]

😭

[wary basin]

can arms break?

[untold flume]

omg if you make a sword max size and max weight it's actually like Gut's sword XD

[bold summit]

just bought it, why is everyone complaining about performance? I pull 200+ frames

[lean valley]

hey guys, i read somewhere that your handling can be improved by sparring. is this true? so far it feels like my swings have a lot less weight behind them compared to the demo.

[olive urchin]

Nuts Berkman

[olive iron]

cause their pc sucks

[livid galleon]

Berserklejerk is leaking again

[lean valley]

i mean there are very glaring performance issues in about half the maps, its not just on the user end

itd be silly to ignore that

[olive iron]

true that

[gloomy urchin]

did i overreact

[livid galleon]

Yes you build up muscle from fighting and sparring

[lean valley]

ok thanks, i did notice my character was getting bigger on the brawls

[prime nymph]

go into the slums map and look off into the distance

[lean valley]

so it increases from normal fights too?

[livid galleon]

Basically from everything that uses stamina

[frail wedge]

That’s my experience too, only issue I’ve had is two crashes since launch. Both times put me back in the same fight with no progress loss

[lean valley]

the forest and alley are even worse than the slums for me

[frail wedge]

But I think we’ve just been super lucky, many are having a rough time

[hazy orbit]

What does souls redeemed in abyss mean?

[prime nymph]

the forest and alley have no lag for me but the slums has crazy lag

[raw grotto]

HOW?? what settings

[tawny shale]

I didn’t know it increased just by fighting. I thought it just increased by going up tiers

[lean valley]

but the cellar and the demo map have ran great, still it performs worse than the demo though

[frail wedge]

I get it from just the preset High settings

[lean valley]

even though its the same thing

[prime nymph]

WHY IS THE POLEARM JUST A BIG STICK BRO CAN SOMEONE HELP ME

[crimson garden]

Appreciate the help gents @frail wedge @glass heath

[prime nymph]

WHENEVER I TRY TO MAKE A POLEARM ITS JUST A BIG STICK

[tawny shale]

Click the arrows

[prime nymph]

fucj

[untold flume]

Ah, first fatal error in 20 hours

[olive iron]

you have to change the head with the arrows

[prime nymph]

fuck

im stupid

[thick thorn]

guys

[lean valley]

yeah click the right arrow to change the head

[prime nymph]

thanks

[tawny shale]

Big stick go bonk tho

[frail wedge]

Manage to perform the chest flip? XD

[thick thorn]

how do i get ontop of the carriage in forest

[digital moss]

any files we can edit to get as many coins as we want in progression?

[untold flume]

Legit more stable than beta. I got more fatal errors in the beta lol

[frail wedge]

Punch the box, grab it, flip it out

[untold flume]

Just earn coins 😎

[frail wedge]

No need to get in

[fleet imp]

Too much has been lost. Why lossen more?

[livid galleon]

Hold and release spacebar to jump

[crimson garden]

Na im at work, ill just be keeping it in mind

[crimson garden]

Tried this, does not work

[frail wedge]

Wait is that really a thing?

[lean valley]

you have to fight every person you killed if you die

[faint dragon]

These look good ash

[bold summit]

Medium, frame gen on auto and DLSS on ultra performance. Overclocked RTX 5070 TI, 32 GB DDR5, overclocked and liquid cooled Ryzen 7 9800X3D

[crimson garden]

Yes it is

[hazy orbit]

No I understand that but I played it on its own and when I died it said 25 souls redeemed

[livid galleon]

Worked for me. There were also some vids of it posted in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[lean valley]

huh, maybe its just a count of how many you killed if you are playing the abyss mode

i havent played the abyss by itself yet

[crimson garden]

Gotta be a method to the madness then lol i spent 20 mins trying to loot that chest

[hazy orbit]

I killed one… maybe it allows you to kill that many times before it becomes a negative and you need to play abyss

[livid galleon]

Yeah it’s tricky. Gl tho

[hazy orbit]

Cause if you have 0 souls you insta respawn

[olive urchin]

Abyss by itself counts souls redeemed as score. I got 150 redeemed from killing three dudes

[lean valley]

oh thats interesting

i was always a free play kinda guy when only the demo was out

[real karma]

i think it just depends how strong and heavy your willie is

[merry canopy]

this is half sword

[olive urchin]

Yeah no same

[lean valley]

but now im just playing the progression mode

[untold flume]

Tactically acquired some chainmail

[lean valley]

anyone notice that even in the OG map it still performs worse?

[real karma]

performs the same for me

[livid galleon]

No regret in these eyes

[untold flume]

It probably does yeah. All the new lighting and visuals. I don't notice any issues though

[lean valley]

in the demo i had consistent 60+ fps on high settings, but im on low settings and im still getting dropped frames in the OG map

[olive iron]

i don't see the half of a sword tho

[mental cedar]

i cant post the screenshots i take from win+shift+s even though i see other people posting screen grabs in here (not the photo mode screenshots)

[jaunty dragon]

anyone been able to find a full black suit yet? i can only find the arms and legs

[still gate]

Do yall think that the dlss bug will be patched with the new hotfixes

[crimson garden]

I was about t4 no armor i think lol maybe not strong enough then

[jaunty dragon]

any map with a trap can be done naked

[hardy parrot]

Is the new abyss mode supposed to be super empty?

[jaunty dragon]

bees, swinging traps, pits

[crimson garden]

I use print screen to do it, idk if thats the same screenshot just a different key or what but it works for me

[crimson garden]

I love the bees lmao although i generally wind up killing myself with em on accident

[mental cedar]

i have to use the win+shift+s command because my keyboard doesnt have print screen lol

[merry canopy]

here's one

[crimson garden]

Have yet to. See the pit or the traps gamemode

[jaunty dragon]

i just run up to em with my weapon at the right level and keep movin

[mental cedar]

i can post the image to other servers too, just not this one

[crimson garden]

Oh, maybe bc youre level 1

Im not sure

[olive iron]

oh no

[real karma]

level requirement prob

[olive iron]

ohh no

willie's willy..

[mental cedar]

looks like it

how long does it take to level up? ive been a lurker for a while for updates + previews but havent really interacted with the server until now

[crimson garden]

if im dying, we all are

[thick thorn]

omg im actually going to break my willies arm trying to grab this box from teh carriage

[smoky bear]

hi guys im wondering how to wear the vambrace, everytime i double click it it doesnt let me wear it

[untold flume]

Dream sword. Completely unusable lol

[fair belfry]

does anyone know why I can't equip vambraces/cuisses/spaulders?

[crimson garden]

Use photo mode to see if anything is actually in it first lol

[real karma]

you need arming doublet

[jaunty dragon]

wish i could post pics, id show some of my strats, so cheese

[fair belfry]

thank you that's a change i didn't expect from the demo

[undone pike]

is there any way to stop lagging on slums? or is it everyone

[crimson garden]

Its everyone for now

[crimson garden]

Turning foliage down helped me alot

[mental cedar]

i wanted to show off my absolute unit of a peasant who cheated almost certain death and is about to dominate the peasant tourney

[real karma]

dont look towards the lake

[lean valley]

do you guys only notice it on slums? ive noticed it on alley and forest especially as well

[crimson garden]

Alley is virtually unplayable for me lol slums runs better than it

[undone pike]

also is there any way to adjust gore? i cant find the setting anymore

[mental cedar]

the update actually helped slums performance a lot

[crimson garden]

Its there in the game settings

[undone pike]

its on every outdoor map for me

[mental cedar]

its still really laggy, just less laggy than before

[untold flume]

interesting bug. Dont enter camera mode when testing weapon designs from teh weapon designer

[undone pike]

i have good pc i think game is just very unoptimized

[lean valley]

same for me, alley and forest i avoid like the plague bc it messes me up

[hardy parrot]

Alley and Forest ran fine for me, Slums is just ass

[crimson garden]

I wish my settings would stay after testing lol, kills me not knowing if ive perfectly recreated my weapon

[untold flume]

Slums I run fine. I have some clips

[glass heath]

<3

[lean valley]

yeah, but yard isnt as bad as the other outdoors

for me

[undone pike]

well of course i mean like
the new maps

ykwim

[manic seal]

wheres the dude i talk to to lessen my zombie count?

[undone pike]

forest, alley, slums

those lag crazy for me

[crimson garden]

Wait until night then click abyss

[lean valley]

yeah but yard doesnt run the same as it did either

[crimson garden]

10 per soul

[latent urchin]

jesus the wrists are pretty rough rn, like this was very frustrating lol

[jaunty dragon]

back corner of the tavern, i see him at night but i think hes all the time

[latent urchin]

oh i thought i was still in half sword chat my apologies

[undone pike]

also what was up with the reverse grip stab in the trailer? or was that something else

[sweet harness]

how do i get better gore?

[crimson garden]

Had the same thing happen mid tourney and it got me killed lol, genuine desk slam moment. I miss demo physics 😔

[latent urchin]

i think theres a knife you can find that uses it

[fleet imp]

DEATH.

[undone pike]

is it that one german one that looks like a messer

or

[latent urchin]

i jsut hope it gets tuned soon

[undone pike]

not german

the one with the weird name

[grave lichen]

Is the game worth buying now after the fix

[latent urchin]

idk, i thought it was a roundel dagger

[lean valley]

on that subject, anyone notice two handed weapons getting magnetized to the ground basically? cant do overhead swings sometimes

[crimson garden]

Probably will, been 2 days and 2 hotfixes have been dropped, praying my beloved polearms are returned to their former glory

[undone pike]

idk if this is just me but i cant stab with one handed swords anymore??

if i hold alt and try to thrust forward my character doesnt recognize im in thrust mode

[real karma]

give it like a week tops and it will be 10x better since a lot of issues will be fixed

[crimson garden]

Yup or seemingly can only stab from one side

[undone pike]

unlike in the demo

[undone pike]

i only figured out how to stab by just double clicking

[icy crane]

has anyone else noticed you can just dup the craftable weapons?

[undone pike]

i cant figure out how to stab by holding alt anymore it doesnt seem to work anymore

[undone pike]

it always costs money for me

[crimson garden]

Yeah its yet another thing that didnt need tuned all that much but got tuned and broken lol

[real karma]

it works fine on 2 handed weapons just one handed ones are janky

[undone pike]

[undone pike]

yeah i can stab just fine with longsword but i cannot stab at all with arming swords unless i double click

[spice oriole]

What does a liver shot do

[flat widget]

takes away a lot of their stamina

[spice oriole]

Ah

[flat widget]

makes them winded

[spice oriole]

I was confused because I kept doing them but nothing was happening but that makes sense

[lofty vector]

what did the update do?

[real karma]

this longsword i made is actually insane im knocking people out by hitting their helmets with the tip of the blade while halfswording

[cursive peak]

why does the tech feel so much clunkier now?

[lost bluff]

I'm sick and my uvula is swollen and feels gross in my throat what should I do bros

[spice oriole]

Started slums optimization, added liver shots, patched some stuff

[spice oriole]

Drop the stats homeslice

[lofty vector]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805585135147024394/1389351246389055661/unnamed-1.webp

[grave lichen]

Cut it off

[real karma]

i would but i forgot them

[untold flume]

It's so cool seeing the CoM of the weapon effect the swing. People that say "weapon physics are bugged" just don't understand the new weapon physics

[spice oriole]

Send a photo of the tuning when you get time

[lost bluff]

I legit wish I could it's insane how bad it feels

[cursive peak]

ohhh the weapon physics changed?

[undone pike]

raw honey

[icy crane]

tea

[lost bluff]

Just straight? I've been doing honey tea

[spice oriole]

I hate when I’m about to do a fat swing at my opponents and my heavy ass weapon just flies out of my hand

But it’s super funny

[lost bluff]

Got a get buff

[river oriole]

slow down the swing

[undone pike]

it helps soothe the throat, but honey tea also helps. i find honey itself can be more soothing, try eating a small spoonful of raw honey and then drink some tea to chase it

[river oriole]

and that won't happen

[untold flume]

Definietly. Or at least with the new strength thing the physics feel different but aren't actually different 🤷
If the weapon is too heavy or you're too weak you're wrist just can't handle fast swings

[lean valley]

its really jarring after spending so much time on the demo. its not what i was expecting

it just doesnt feel as good to me if im honest

[undone pike]

you can do that by spamming spars right

[untold flume]

I'm use to it now. I'm fighting like it's the beta again 🤷

Just get good weapons that dont break your wrist

[lost bluff]

Legit I'm just trying random over the counter remedies to reduce throat swelling but I appreciate this random tip I will try it out

[river oriole]

you just don't like it because it's different and you're not used to it yet. adapt and learn.

[oak moss]

my mercenary with the war staff solo'd the baron.

[lean valley]

or maybe its a downgrade

[polar dawn]

if its a solo who the heck is the other guy

[river oriole]

it's not

[untold flume]

Damn that is LONGsword

[lean valley]

i think most people disagree

[river oriole]

who cares? most people are stupid

[lost bluff]

There are a couple things that have been downgraded like limb collision so arms and legs clip together now. But generally I agree it's just different and not "worse"

[lean valley]

right, thats a great mentality to have

[cursive peak]

it certainly feels like one. I feel a lot less in control and like in general the physics and look of it has been downgraded back the demo two years ago, but i have an open mind, maybe i just need to learn

i really do just feel like i'm playing the demo 2 years ago when it comes to how clunky this is

[lean valley]

right, im still having fun but i wish they kept their lightning in the bottle with the demo. it was great how it was

it really felt great

[sturdy sinew]

people criticize with every update to the combat, but then get used to it again

[river oriole]

yeah

it's happened literally every time

"game is dead, combat ruined"

[untold flume]

The combat is still like beta lol

Just learn the weapon building and strength stuff

[lost bluff]

Moving slower has helped the game feel more consistent again. Seems like maximum momentum is easier to achieve while swinging and swinging too fast might be an intentional design change

[untold flume]

this sword is silly

[river oriole]

people just start ranting in discord because they're upset they lost a match

[untold flume]

Too heavy for me sadly. Spent 200 gold on it

[oak quest]

i agree, the weapon swinging and combat in general feels a lot clunkier compared to the demo

[untold flume]

It will be the perfect peasant killer

[lean valley]

yeah but sometimes the differences are pretty noticeable. at least the new strength system should be explained because i had no idea till i read it somewhere. i could tell i was getting bigger but didnt know why the handlign felt off

[manic seal]

idk if this is deadass just me but after u win the round and u start swinging ur weapon does it feel like u have a bit more control than during the round?

[oak moss]

wonder if my strength is capped already

[somber valley]

weapon handling is still fucked beyond the strength system

[sturdy sinew]

ig you cant use heavy weapons until you have stronk willy

[oak quest]

i genuinely don't get what happened for the EA version to be in this state, the only thing i can think of is that somehow most of the files for the early access got deleted or something so we're now playing an older build that what was shown in the trailer

[untold flume]

Get naked and see

[lean valley]

or maybe they just want the game to be as great as possible. i love this game while acknowledging there are a few things id like to be changed

[oak quest]

because there are 10x more bugs and barely any of the promised content

[untold flume]

maybe lock on is effecting that?

[river oriole]

yeah but that doesn't mean your opinion is objectively correct

[manic seal]

ill test it rn and see it could be fr

[untold flume]

I haven't had any major bugs in the 20 hours I've played. I've had less fatal errors

[river oriole]

or that other's opinions are objectively incorrect

[lean valley]

i dont remember saying my opinion was correct, im just voicing it

[somber valley]

i was so impressed when the demo got the weapons to stop phasing through you in every clinch

[real karma]

maybe because a lot of the trailer stuff is still in development

[grand basin]

i broke the game

[lost bluff]

Yeah the strength system, insurance, and abyss all need to be better explained with tooltips or popup tutorials. Also how hiring works because teammates are necessary for tournaments. Also how looting gear works because that's so important to progression

The game just needs a lot of tutorials

[grand basin]

i got two baron chestplates

[oak moss]

nice armor nerd

[river oriole]

im having so much fun i can't stop playing

[oak quest]

fair, i just feel like for transparency's sake they should only put what is in the release day version in the trailer

[lean valley]

yeah, there are a lot of new systems that work in pretty complex ways that shouldve been explained

[oak quest]

because obivously the most sales are gonna be happening in these first few days of EA launch

[river oriole]

what is in the trailer that isn't in the game

[solemn moon]

What does this imply?

[lean valley]

luckily with some experimenting i figured out most of it, but its overwhelming at first for sure

[sturdy sinew]

I just can't get over their massive bald spots on the top right and back of their heads

[lost bluff]

I actually love the new progression mode now, but hated it until I read explanations on how everything worked and what to actually do
Now I am making huge progress and rarely losing characters. It's much more satisfying and has the pacing I expected. But it's not obvious how to do that as a new player and that's a problem for sure

[solemn moon]

Medieval Johnny Cage

[real karma]

have you not crushed willie's balls yet?

[lean valley]

yeah i like it a lot more than the demo gauntlet, but one thing i will say is insurance should be nerfed cuz you can basically save all your gear wayyyy too easily

so theres not much punishment for dying

[wide sleet]

can u not use the mercs for the tourney?

[solemn moon]

About to

[untold flume]

You can. Make sure you assign them

[real karma]

insurance should insure it for one death, then you gotta insure it again. or you could stack insurance

[lean valley]

thats how i thought it would work too

[wide sleet]

by highlighting gold? in the ui

[neat tundra]

insurance on items you have equipped will lose its insurance and go back to your chest on complete death.
items in your chest will remain insured so long as you dont die with them equipped.
at least I think so

[lost bluff]

I think "insurance" is just a weird thing to call it. That's why I was confused at first. I thought it only lasted one match/death like Tarkov or something, but it's actually how you unlock ALL GEAR for meta progression including free mode

I think a lot of people just need to understand that and the game isn't teaching the mechanics properly rn

[lean valley]

i dont know, i feel like my armor has stayed gold even after dying with it

but i cant remember fully, my current character is like 3/5 of my hours ive played

[lost bluff]

It stays insured forever you are correct

[neat tundra]

did you die in the abyss and have to make a new character?

[untold flume]

Fullsword moment. Max size longsword is kind of crazy. This isn't even max weight. Hopefully I can wield something like that in the future when I'm stronger

[lean valley]

yeah

[untold flume]

https://klipy.com/gifs/berserk-american-psycho-1

[real karma]

no, i always insure the good stuff i have on and i keep it permanently

[gloomy crest]

yall who wins in a 1 on 1 willy or frank

barehanded even terrain

[manic seal]

lol i just got a fatal crash error but the game still ran fine and then just randomly closed like 10 mins later lmao

[civic owl]

so do muscles do anything?

[civic owl]

in terms of half sword obviously

[lean valley]

oh really, i didnt know insurance is what allowed you to use it in free play

[neat tundra]

weapon handling gets better for heavy weapons and lets you swing faster with more control and precision

[sturdy sinew]

I noticed I could lift willy up above my head with muscles as well

[lean valley]

lol

[untold flume]

muscles when they make you stronger :O

[civic owl]

oh cool, do you just get more muscle by leveling up?

[lost bluff]

Like what others said and also better movement with heavier armor

[lean valley]

apparently its by fatiguing your character

[civic owl]

it could've just been cosmetical

[neat tundra]

you get it by using stamina and wearing having heavy stuff equipped.

[oak moss]

wish there was a muscle mete so i could tell if im capped or no for the sake of "doing everything"

meter*

[civic owl]

awesome, thanks man

[untold flume]

Just look at your character

be naked

you'll see the swol

[civic owl]

i wonder if there's a limit

[oak moss]

my character looks swole, but is there MROE swole?

[neat tundra]

under the character in your chest screen is a weight slider, this tells you your progress of muscle mass.

[lost bluff]

People are saying you earn muscle as you spend stamina, like an XP bar
So doing sparring matches will level strength

Think of insurance as the permanent progression and character strength as the rogue like losable progression

[lean valley]

i thought that included the armor, if the slider is all the way to the right then i have max muscle mass?

[neat tundra]

yes I believe so

[lean valley]

or will the slider be able to be increased further after my next rank

[oak moss]

oh so I AM already capped?

[undone pike]

does muscle gain scale with stature? so taller characters get more muscle/start out with more muscle?

[lean valley]

probably not, i think stature just affects size and not stats

but i dont know 100%

[bleak nymph]

you pretty much look capped so i guess so

[lost bluff]

Don't think so. Small characters can get just as buff it seems

[neat tundra]

max can be different depending on your height, but it looks like you are.

[undone pike]

is it better to be taller or shorter

[honest geode]

https://tenor.com/view/at-my-limit-frogg-howlers-den-gif-8915159624107162699

[undone pike]

because i cant feel a difference

[honest geode]

I want more youtube videos

[lost bluff]

Generally taller for more reach

[lean valley]

i usually do in the middle, and yeah i havent noticed a huge difference either way

[somber valley]

they really need to decrease environmental damage too. slowly faceplanting and getting KO'd like a granny is just

[civic owl]

does insurance go over to other characters u make or no

[lean valley]

like upper middle for me

[real karma]

yes

[lost bluff]

Yes you keep insured gear forever across characters

[civic owl]

damn

[oak quest]

i genuinely don't get how this happens but it definitely never happened in the demo https://imgur.com/a/iPHdDlc

[civic owl]

wow

[neat tundra]

taller is better for reach, but shorter can have an advantage by embracing their height and attacking lower than a taller person can.

[quartz obsidian]

damn i was thinking tarkov too

[lean valley]

oh by the way, the armor equip is pretty confusing sometimes

[rigid anvil]

difference is tarkov is ass and half sword is AWESOME

[lean valley]

i cant tell which armor combos will allow me to equip other armor pieces

[icy venture]

Hello everyone, where do i put suggestions or buggs?

[lost bluff]

Yeah maybe if it was called "purchase for armory" or something it would be more intuitive. As opposed to "trading" which is temporary gear? Idk

[real karma]

discusion page on steam

[untold flume]

Ultimately you just need the special pants and shirt to wear the other bits of armor

[icy venture]

THX

[lost bluff]

#1465774955009540257

[neat tundra]

#1465774955009540257 right here would be preferred to steam forums

[lean valley]

yeah i noticed when i put on a different shirt it opened up a few armor slots

[untold flume]

This thing is so big it has crazy reach even in half sword stance lol

[lean valley]

the way some of them were blocked made me think i was too low rank

[tight breach]

i am quite enjoying rondel dagger in peasant rank

[gloomy crest]

"psst"

[tight breach]

,ocheal myers vibes

[still gate]

Can someone please tell me the abyss lore

[untold flume]

UK moment

[neat tundra]

arming doublet is what you need for equipping vambraces and such.
it can have arm chains that will need to be removed.

[untold flume]

stabby stabby

[grand basin]

i think it takes too long to get to baron again and again

[lost bluff]

Zombies are mad u killed them

[lean valley]

oh, so by removing the arm chains i can equip more?

[still gate]

That’s what I thought it was

[lean valley]

i was just adding as much as i could

[oak moss]

hope the tabard doesnt actually offer any sort of defensive bonus because that shit looks so bad

[manic seal]

games okay but damn could u imagine how good the EA would've been if they just had ONE open beta to test out the new stuff they were adding? i thought more companies would learn by now but i guess not 🤣

[placid tree]

is there a way to set up a fist fight or will the enemy always have a weapon

[lost bluff]

If you use blunt weapons and never kill anyone, you don't even have to do the abyss. You get free revived

[neat tundra]

yes since they take the same slots as the vambraces and pauldrons

[untold lichen]

@shut relic when will volk ever be entertaining yo

[lean valley]

ohhh ok thank you

i wish there was a way to tell which armors were taking up extra slots, ill check next time i get on because maybe i missed it

[quartz obsidian]

make sure its not a poleaxe ive accidentally killed 10's without knowing

[still gate]

Damn I always used the axe so I’d mostly kill people even when I didn’t try too

[lost bluff]

Lol it happens. Can't save em all

[bleak nymph]

ah shit

[lean valley]

whats the most people youve had to go through in the abyss?

[quartz obsidian]

28

[lean valley]

my max is 19

[real karma]

i had like 47 in an abyss and won because my sword is goated

[untold flume]

cooooool

[quick bronze]

11 but thats just cause i barely died once i started getting armor

[lean valley]

hahaha

[quartz obsidian]

zamn

[neat tundra]

the lore is tied to medieval superstitions about death basically.

[azure marsh]

oh dear

[harsh fog]

I'm really broke right now sadly

[real karma]

trying to slime out the whole city

[lean valley]

19 for me was early on, i used the counselors staff and it worked wonders

i love that weapon

[quick bronze]

barely died is an understatement iveo nly lost because either i got knocked down, or a glitch happened

[bleak nymph]

😭

[azure marsh]

when do you get armor

[quick bronze]

i started getting it around the militia tier i believe

[still gate]

Cool

[tight breach]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m1P8HcRv8BU6tbD_s?invite=cr-MSxvd3UsMTk0MDc0NTM3&v=30 THIS DUDE will definitely want revenge

[still gate]

The zombies are so easy to kill

How to people die from them

[manic seal]

is lord the last rank? I haven't gotten 1 lord fight to progress in the last 30 minutes LOL is this shit bugged or what

[lean valley]

yeah i was just going through and adding everything i could lol

[real karma]

if they bite your neck you're cooked

[bleak nymph]

lord fights happen rarely usually its just riots

[azure marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/100-yard-stare-1000-yard-stare-stare-staring-staring-meme-gif-18404030142962634873

[still gate]

Never had that happen

[quartz obsidian]

sometimes your guy just feels like staying on the ground for 2 minutes

[real karma]

kill you in like 2 seconds

[quick bronze]

i think all lord fights are just riots

[still gate]

Damn

[quick bronze]

i dont know why

[lean valley]

i found if you fall to the ground they cant really get you

[bleak nymph]

yeah and sometimes that dude in his underwear

[manic seal]

so how are you supposed to progress then the other fights give u barely any progression compared to your ranks fights

[lost bluff]

I was up to like 30+ zombies before I realized I was doing it to myself. You can also talk to the guy every night and clear your conscience like 3 zombies at a time so it's more manageable. Lots of options to always keep your guy alive actually

[neat tundra]

it can appear as early as commoner, or maybe earlier via the merchant.
champions will usually be better equipped and armor closer to the next tiers stuff.

[real karma]

yeah i noticed that too, sometimes they end up just tripping trying to hit you

[bleak nymph]

you gotta do it again and again and again

[quick bronze]

i progress fine with veteran fights and above

[azure marsh]

the abyss zombies are insane theyll just latch onto your arm and not let go until another one rips out your jugular

[placid tree]

is there a way to set up a fist fight in free play

[royal epoch]

Abyss zombies creep up on me. Even after I hit them they bite my hand then neck

[quick bronze]

i hope they add actual lord fights

[lost bluff]

Unfortunately not. Hopefully it's added very soon

[placid tree]

arrgghhh its lowk the most fun thing to do in this game

[real karma]

the craziest part is that if you chop off all of their limbs they just start trying to walk on the nub of their legs

[lean valley]

abyss is when half sword becomes a horror game

[lost bluff]

A dismembered hand will still move around and grab your feet and stuff lol

[azure marsh]

they legit wont die until you slice them in half

[quick bronze]

can i use make a quote bot or is it still banned

[still gate]

I can’t wait for the emote update where we can hit the Griddy on dead willies

[crimson garden]

Yeah theyre maybe SLIGHTLY overtuned☠️☠️ should not instantly sweep my feet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417362240463699990/1467128997451137197/MedalTVHalfSword20260131065718420-tr-edit.mp4?ex=697fea9a&is=697e991a&hm=10e067339ac8190a768d8e93b608c070e3da791397ee5dd659f0c3ce82ac5504&

[still gate]

How tf are your zombies doing that

[undone pike]

i took the cap of a zombie's skull off and it still tried to bite me until i split him in two 😭😭

[lost bluff]

I think it's a glitch lol but I saw a video of one getting fully beheaded and still attacking

[neat tundra]

stabbing them with the large candlestick in the torso can kill them instantly (if they are on the ground)
they might still have fight left in them if they are standing, I haven't risked it yet.

[still gate]

Mine just act like regular npcs and sometimes bite me

[azure marsh]

did he just SUPLEX YOU with that bite 💔

[crimson garden]

Yes lmfao i was malding, my beloved character gone 💔

[quick bronze]

it would be cool if zombies had injuries (e.g dismemberments) depending on what you did to them in human form

[lost bluff]

Hope you insured that nice mace

[royal epoch]

Lmao, bro they get me on the floor and then just nom

[celest sedge]

My fav weapon just stabbed into the ground and then glitched through it. RIP halberd, you'll be dearly missed

[manic seal]

the riots are so fun 😭

[crimson garden]

I think i have insured every single weapon and armor piece i have just so its available in freemode lmao

[azure marsh]

someone pin ts please im genuinely crine

[red cloak]

just wait for super riots

[azure marsh]

riots?

[lost bluff]

I thought about this too. It's still cool that they actually represent the guy you killed. Like if you kill a champion with an axe the zombie will be a big guy with an axe
It's like the river in MGS3 lol

[manic seal]

super riots 😭 😭

[royal epoch]

Bro the zombies for me legit run out of the darkness and bit my neck turn 1.

[manic seal]

yee at higher ranks all the lower ranks try to attack u and u just dominate thru em

[royal epoch]

Honestly they break my neck with how aggressive it is before I bleed out

[crimson garden]

longsword goes absolutely NUTS for riots

[bitter pilot]

I legit cant stop playing this is gaming crack

[neat tundra]

crawling is slightly faster than before if you dont have a traumatic brain injury, hold s when on your back and looking forward. thats the only way ive gotten out of these situations.

[somber valley]

polearm handling actually improved

[azure marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[manic seal]

haha i been usin the polearm with the blunt end on one side with pokey and then the other side is just full pokey

[celest sedge]

I for once feel like wielding a polearm is fun and not just pain

[crimson garden]

W tip actually, i constantly forget you can crawl backwards before getting up

[celest sedge]

They feel impactful

[karmic sun]

Is there any way to reset your progress? i want to start at beggar tier again

[quick bronze]

barons beak is a PEAK weapon all of yall need to use it

[lost bluff]

I keep seeing people say that 2 handed swords suck now but I was always a longsword main
Is it true?

[mental cedar]

question, do holstered shields block attacks?

[red cloak]

Haters gone. Ashes of Creation dead, Half Sword out in EA its good week

[crimson garden]

I crafted one that feels great, but yeah the ones ive found have felt terrible

[azure marsh]

whats ashes of creation

[mental cedar]

could you theoretically fill your hip slots with pot lids for early game thigh armor

[solemn moon]

I HAVE FOUND A GREAT TREASURE WITHIN THE ABYSS

[lost bluff]

Ok so it's really important to get one with the right center of balance now and the random spawn ones usually suck?

[karmic sun]

Is there any way to reset your progress? i want to start at beggar tier again

[neat tundra]

it sucks if the sword isnt balanced properly, or if you have zero strength and havent gotten used to the handling.

[still gate]

The minimum requirements on the store page are definitely bullshit

[red cloak]

dunno some dead mmo

[azure marsh]

what is that

[manic seal]

wait so insuring your items in progression mode gives u them in free mode?

[still gate]

At least right now

[civic owl]

that has to be painful right?

[solemn moon]

Goblet. Big money.

[quick bronze]

yea

[red cloak]

we need gambling in the tavern

[rotund pike]

the crossbow is fun

[somber valley]

im playing on a 1050ti

[azure marsh]

...

[placid tree]

where do you get crossbow

[lost bluff]

Forever. Always insure your nice stuff and progression mode gets a lot easier

[karmic sun]

Is there any way to reset your progress? i want to start at beggar tier again

[heady mist]

how do you shoot it?

[azure marsh]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I FOUND THAT IN THE ABYSS BUT PASSED OVER IT FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[crimson garden]

I wouldnt say usually they suck, its just randomly generated so theres a big chance they’ll suck lmfao, i balanced the weight about a qtr of the way through my sword (max length blade and about half length grip with a full mass full length guard)

[bleak nymph]

i wish 😔

[quick bronze]

i insure ALL o fmy stuff, and im going on a quest to insure every cool helmet in the game

[rotund pike]

right mouse is aim and left is shoot

[somber valley]

these 6 round duels are very dumb though

[heady mist]

ah i did that, probably shot it without knowing tbh

[crimson garden]

While we’re talking about the crossbow, how do you get more arrows for it lmao

[rotund pike]

i found it in the crates on the forest map i think it spawns randomly

[lean valley]

yeah i dont craft bc i dont really know what would work

[untold flume]

ow

[lean valley]

maybe i should experiment more

[crimson garden]

You can test them before you buy them

[untold flume]

the look of a man who regrets his decisions

[manic seal]

betttt

[bleak nymph]

on the forest map, SOMETIMES there is a satchel with arrows in it next to the crossbow

[rotund pike]

you cant really tell how many arrows you have tho

[lean valley]

ohh yeah true

[crimson garden]

Well shit ive seen that satchel i just assumed it was a map prop lmao

[somber valley]

blunt damage needs a big nerf

[red cloak]

like uhh dice or something

[sturdy sinew]

indubitably

[bleak nymph]

😭

[bleak nymph]

sounds good

[oak moss]

a poleaxe violently vibrated through my body

[quick bronze]

i pray that the mods add support for custom armor sets to be added so we can add shit like a greenwich armor set 🙏

[rotund pike]

i hope you can buy arrows cause i usually only have one shot

[quick bronze]

im using my poleaxe toy 🌹

[lost bluff]

Pro tip, there are no map props. Even the latticed walkways in slums are physics objects. Every single bowl on a shelf is a real object. It's nuts.

If you see something that looks even remotely like a box that can hold something, open it ever time

[rare vale]

yo guys how do i rank up? i am in peasant rank and i maxed the progression bar but no matter how much i win battles i dont rank up. ive won like 10 matches but still no rank up while the progression bar is to the right

[untold flume]

YAAAAA

[quick bronze]

tounrey. play the tourney

[crimson garden]

Yeah ive learned that, just found out earlier you can actually loot the golden cups and shit you find to sell lol

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[somber valley]

holy shit blunt damage is idiotically overpowered right now

they just have to walk into you

[lost bluff]

Tournament sign up is only available in the morning. Make sure to hire 2 goons to help you with the multi people fights

[quick bronze]

that typo is gonna kill me

[rare vale]

okay thanks

[bleak nymph]

i love this map so much

[lost bluff]

I missed so much loot in my first hours before I understood the new mechanics it's actually painful to think about

[raw flare]

how do i equipt amour 2 locked slots

[hardy patrol]

how do I chose where something gets equipped?

[real karma]

arming doublet

[lost bluff]

You either need a piece of clothes that can equip the outer armor, or something you are already wearing is incompatible

[rotund pike]

is chainmail supposed to be paired with clothes cause its clipping through eachother alot

[lean valley]

how does that one run? ive seen it and am excited for it

[lost bluff]

In real life, yes. So I assume that's just a visual bug

[rotund spire]

holy shit Veteran Tourney is so hard

[sturdy sinew]

I hope that clipping with the chainmail is sorted out because it's really necessary

[bleak nymph]

its small, runs good

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[quick bronze]

i hope all clipping is resolved it offs my piss

[bleak nymph]

dudes be quoting anything atp

[rotund spire]

I really fucking wish that injuries didnt translate over to the next fight

[rotund pike]

i forgot my flail when i dropped it doing the drunk man thing 😭

[normal bolt]

Man this early access is so much fun, I never expected the game to be expanded so much after playing the demo for over a year

[lean valley]

hire 2 soldiers and use the big candlestick from the abyss or the spiky club thing

[lost bluff]

Yeah even the demo has weird clipping issues but the ea release has even more. I hope they can fix that up at some point too

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[oak olive]

Is bro xorvo attano

[lean valley]

and poke them from a distance

[oak moss]

oh boy quote spamming

[quick bronze]

jack marston did NOT say that

[waxen nexus]

my name is john half sword

[oak moss]

is it enough to delimb a zombie and walk away, or do I actually have to make sure it melts into goo?

[pseudo barn]

he did

[flat widget]

I hate clipping in any game, genuinely can't just ignore it I feel like the second I notice it I'm staring at it constantly

[bleak nymph]

yes i did 😔

[oak olive]

I got so excited for a second then I zoomed in and that's just an armet this sucks

[quick bronze]

sword sword swordhur

[lost bluff]

Lol same

[civic owl]

lmfao

[somber valley]

it feels like they upped the sliders for blunt damage to the max

[bleak nymph]

yeah 😔

[somber valley]

had a barrel jump up 2 inches and knock me out

[oak olive]

Be quiet newgen

[quick bronze]

do you think its willie or willy

i use willie

[pseudo barn]

i a bit racist

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[placid tree]

willie ong

[coral plume]

Willie

[bleak nymph]

willie

[oak olive]

What's wrong with Willy 😭

[red cloak]

Sometimes I pull so ahrd I rip the skin

[grand basin]

they got eyes on the back of their head

[placid tree]

willy doesnt have as much aura

[oak olive]

Same

[oak olive]

Are you sure

[placid tree]

so sure

[quick bronze]

if you use willy i will put you in the pre-hotfix 1 slums map

[placid tree]

threw a trashbag

[oak olive]

My Willy always have aura

[oak moss]

ive been in here a year longer than you

[indigo hare]

What

[oak olive]

Be quiet newgen

[placid tree]

speak up newgen

[bleak nymph]

evil baron bullies peasants

[oak olive]

No IV been here 6 days before you

[manic seal]

where do u find the crossbow at? I haven't seen one in my entire 14 hours of playing....

[quick bronze]

i dont even know when i joined but it was probably before you newgen

[indigo hare]

Forest

By the cart

[oak olive]

I joined a month before you newgen

149 bpm

[placid tree]

if i beat the baron more than once can i get all of his clothes

[quick bronze]

okay uncle

[manic seal]

ty bb <3 (pls dont mute me :P)

[bleak nymph]

gotta beat him 9 times total

[flat widget]

calm down girlies you're both beautiful lol

[placid tree]

sounds worth it

[oak olive]

Oh my God I almost sent a gif of anime girls kissing on accident

I meant to send 149bpm

[quick bronze]

send in dms please

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/149-bpm-one-hundred-and-forty-nine-bpm-149-beats-per-minute-one-hundred-and-forty-nine-beats-per-minute-bpm-149-gif-6256321691967683578

[placid tree]

haha woop! dont send that lol... dont sent that

[bleak nymph]

it defo is

[oak olive]

I have a wife

[placid tree]

👀

[quick bronze]

send the anime girls kissing in dms NOW

[lost bluff]

Is the pavise worth it or should I stick with my buckler?

[oak olive]

But i have a wife

So no

[quick bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-10749022239239578206

[prime nymph]

get the small pavise

u can punch with it

[flat widget]

LOL

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-homer-simpson-the-simpsons-gif-15214401019221830675

[placid tree]

#observing

[azure marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[lost bluff]

Better than a buckler though? Its heavier

[prime nymph]

i love that the devs added a muffling effect on willies voices if they have a full face helmet or mask

[prime nymph]

100%

[civic owl]

very romantic

[bleak nymph]

real

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-jjk-pink-role-gif-701518254404567742

[subtle sky]

Can someone help me out

[lost bluff]

Hell yeah I'll try it out. I need a better Messer also but I'll deal with that later

[quick bronze]

oh wait im oldgen ive been here since 2023

[subtle sky]

With the added jumping I dont think its possible to do spinning heel kicks anymore

[prime nymph]

one of the main reasons people used bucklers were because they were small and easy to see your enemy if you were using it, but ingame theres third person so theres no use

[azure marsh]

yeah ok blood role

[quick bronze]

me realizing im oldgen

[oak olive]

Uncle

[prime nymph]

how do you check when you joined a server

[flat widget]

Don't say that I first joined back then don't make me feel old

[cold wren]

Oldgen yet isn’t even over 3 years lmao

[prime nymph]

lets see whos been here the longest

[oak olive]

Click profile

[lost bluff]

Makes sense but I've been having really good luck parrying long weapons away and closing the distance. I hope the pavise lets me do the same still

[quick bronze]

2023 is oldgen vro

[prime nymph]

it will

[oak olive]

You just know it's there

[azure marsh]

ive obviously been here the longest

[prime nymph]

oops i meant to reply to klesck

[civic owl]

LOL

[oak olive]

May 2025 buddy be quiet newgeb

[prime nymph]

why do willies hair glow when its dark

[quick bronze]

how i feel calling people newgen

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-haircut-hood-barber-berserk-gif-26443196

[celest sedge]

Do you want a joke answer or an actual answer

[oak olive]

Willys do NOT grow hair in the dark

[pseudo eagle]

Guys I’m still down to help others get better fps on half sword so reply to this message in this channel and I’ll dm you instructions (I know I sound like a Chinese Ali express ad just deal with it)

[prime nymph]

yes they do

[oak olive]

Really

[prime nymph]

joke answer

[prime nymph]

yea

[oak olive]

Not mine

[lost bluff]

Do you have a preferred one handed wep so far? I already said I'm a fan of the Messer but I would try something else

[oak olive]

Get that checked out

[prime nymph]

black hair turns grey when in the dark

[celest sedge]

because you touch yourself at night

[prime nymph]

mace

[bold summit]

ok the zombies are kinda stupid ngl

[prime nymph]

what.

[oak olive]

Oh you meant glow

[quick bronze]

i use my willie for a one handed weapon, but i also tend to use my haft shaft

[prime nymph]

😭

[oak olive]

Get that checked out still

[somber valley]

thrusting with an axe = instant death

[cold wren]

🤣

[lost bluff]

Like a short, fat one? I only tried the 2 handed mace so far but they seem good

[flat widget]

You use your willie one handed? sounds like most ppl

[digital pendant]

I like the thin spiked mace

[quick bronze]

my main loadout is baron beak + baron sword

[oak olive]

I joint December 17th 1468 bud

[prime nymph]

morning star mace with max weight on the metal part and half weight on the handle with half length and max size on metal part

[celest sedge]

Bro when you're fresh out the gate and have shit body mass those 2h maces are unusable. The rubber wrists make them whip all over the place

[gloomy crest]

only real brawlers fistfight swordsmen

[celest sedge]

Hard to even get a good swing in

[quick bronze]

newgen

[flat widget]

was doing that less than 10 minutes ago lol

[lost bluff]

Hell yeah I got a new load out to try now thanks guys

[prime nymph]

np

[celest sedge]

quarter and draw me

[visual agate]

nor way its most pinnacle

[rich lantern]

game cheated me 🙁

[visual agate]

😟

[cold wren]

Congrats lmao

[red ermine]

im trying to do multiplayer but i control my friend and he also controls himself, any help guys?

[celest sedge]

I remember the old days of rubber wrists, I just didn't expect them to return.

[heady mist]

is there a way to do brawls in freemode?

[celest sedge]

I came here from the subreddit to see the chaos yesterday.

[bleak nymph]

damn it 😔

[visual agate]

im so og

[rotund pike]

what does the red even mean on items

[gloomy crest]

i think fists are the best weapon because you can just wildly swing them around or theyll get cut off

[rotund pike]

stolen?

[quick bronze]

https://giphy.com/gifs/world-war-VwHZ2F2e99hde

halfcord yesterday

[flat widget]

Love that movie

[oak olive]

I don't need your congrtiltons

[visual agate]

i thought it meant legendary or smth 😭

[flat widget]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spongebob-dying

[cold wren]

Cool

[celest sedge]

I set the subreddit to sort new and every time I refreshed there were five new threads, I knew I had to see what an unrestricted chat feed looked like.

[quick bronze]

evil legendary

[rich lantern]

holy combo

[visual agate]

maybe…

[bleak nymph]

this is because i have the baron helmet and its too big for a Bevor, so its red.

[quick bronze]

jojos bizzare adventure stand

[rotund pike]

no i mean like this

[bleak nymph]

ohhh

[quick bronze]

i think its because

[flat widget]

nice 4 piece

[visual agate]

its because its hungarian

[quick bronze]

hungarian wine

[visual agate]

probably

[bright grotto]

When you get a thing from the Abyss and bring it back it's red for some reason

[flat widget]

Cursed

[visual agate]

ah

maybe

[bright grotto]

Evil item

[civic owl]

if only neck snapping was a thing

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/149-bpm-one-hundred-and-forty-nine-bpm-149-beats-per-minute-one-hundred-and-forty-nine-beats-per-minute-bpm-149-gif-6256321691967683578