general-catfish-🐱🐟

[coral thunder]

wdym 3 reps of 30

[heady crater]

THEY DIDD IT

[gusty geode]

Bye peeps!

[coral thunder]

3 sets???

bye yo

[flat widget]

I meant sets lol I'm so tired

[quartz peak]

ew, people actually thriving and being civil towards eachother.

[coral thunder]

ohh

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1339840153161699338/1445869738520608950/RDT_20251201_105456147157416709607617.gif

[white prawn]

Is it weird that I'm 14 years old (turning 15 this year) and I'm interested in a game that might have a rating of 17+

[flat widget]

uhh

no?

[coral thunder]

stfu you smell like the difference between a swiss voulge and a halberd

[coral thunder]

no?

[white prawn]

awesome

[flat widget]

Most ppl be playing GTA at 12 bro

[coral thunder]

like what

[umbral bough]

to join the have a life club in halfcord you must:
bench one plate
be within bmi
40+ hour work week with benefits and pto
401k and ira and no/less debt than assets

[coral thunder]

deadass

[white prawn]

my friend did that

GTA San Andreas on mobile

[umbral bough]

why are you being undemocratic

[coral thunder]

lil kids are wilding yo, savage for no reason

[umbral bough]

do not let gen alpha touch gta 6

[coral thunder]

bro my parents did not gaf what i did, i had gta liberty stories on the psp at 2

[flat widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/698981800323580025/1156397268149207100/speed.gif

[gusty geode]

Be within BMI, playerbase drops to 3% of the peak instantly

[heady crater]

Bro kids when I was like 8 wanted to play nothing but gta 4&5 and cod all day so nah

[umbral bough]

NO KIDDING.

[spark quartz]

see you next march

[quartz peak]

now now, how can I be certain you people are democratic?

[coral thunder]

no let them, but no oppressor mk2, make struggle

[white prawn]

Alrighty I guess I'm not a weirdo then

[umbral bough]

it's astonishing how cooked the average halfcord person is

[flat widget]

I was playing Naruto Clash of Ninja 2 almost exclusively at 8 lol

[coral thunder]

im not, you are like a stray parapalegic dog to me

[gusty geode]

Well we give people the democratic decision to vote

[umbral bough]

most dont believe i have a full time career and 5+ hobbies

[white prawn]

Idk what that is

[flat widget]

on my gamecube

[coral thunder]

ofc why would we, you are a MOD on HALFCORD

smh

[white prawn]

What are the 5+ Hobbies?

[quartz peak]

Mild comments were made, such poor temperament

[umbral bough]

hey i volunteered to be a slave

[restive trench]

cars cosplaying and stuff

[gusty geode]

Your options for democracy are Either agree with us or be crucified

[hasty blaze]

Breathing
Eating
Sleeping
Blinking
Pissing

[flat widget]

I have hobbies bu currently lack the career aspect

[gusty geode]

Sounds fair to me

[heady crater]

Goated choice of game, I just played a lot of ufc undisputed 3 and assassins creed

[restive trench]

hell diving too

[coral thunder]

while in the office chair

[heady crater]

Around that age

[white prawn]

I have a few hobbies but it would be illegal for me to have a job at this age

[umbral bough]

cars guns swordfighting cooking piano and cosplay/conventions

[coral thunder]

im saying

[quartz peak]

We are simply united

[zealous heath]

@umbral bough friend me

[flat widget]

The cultured ofc player, not that ufc 5 shit I respect that

[gusty geode]

Were you born this millennium perhaps?

[heady crater]

I’m working on it💔

[gusty geode]

I think not

[umbral bough]

then some elite ball knowledge stuff like gunpla/gundam building and whatnot

[white prawn]

swordfighting as in HEMA right

[flat widget]

I need to play UFC Undisputed Forever

[umbral bough]

kenjutsu and kendo actually

[flat widget]

haven't touched that yet

[white prawn]

ooh idk what that is

[umbral bough]

i dont do hema

[white prawn]

interesting

[heady crater]

Yup born in 05

[gusty geode]

Because UFCU3 was insane but I played that when I was like 8

[umbral bough]

why

[umbral bough]

05 here as well

[coral thunder]

yall are like

[gusty geode]

Unc 😔

[coral thunder]

fossilising

wtf

[umbral bough]

children in my half sword discord

[white prawn]

occasional piano playing, rollerblading

[umbral bough]

graaaah

no wonder server quality went down

[umbral bough]

piano is great keep at it

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/brachiosaurus-jurassic-world-dinosaurs-dino-jurassic-world-dominion-gif-23902537

[flat widget]

I'm 19 bro what oyu talking bout gramps

[zealous heath]

because I need you to be on my friends list

do you think I just want you to be my friend?

[coral thunder]

quote

[gusty geode]

Clueless family photo

[heady crater]

Undisputed 3 is so godamn good I been playing the fight night forever mod and it’s pretty damn good too

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/view/cowl-cowls-gif-2563789475502710348

[restive trench]

its sacrificing season

[coral thunder]

quote him

[static beacon]

spam spacebar to do the can can

[white prawn]

right ill keep at it if i start to actually learn how to read sheet music

[heady crater]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[umbral bough]

you joined within the last 3 hours and singled me out to friend you

what for and why

[coral thunder]

hurts my brain istg

[flat widget]

go smoke your pipe in the rocking chair outside gramps

[coral thunder]

n i read arabic

like

why is music so ass to read

[umbral bough]

i play by ear mostly

[coral thunder]

aneurysm istg

[umbral bough]

sheet music is my bane

[gusty geode]

I might be the only person here who doesn’t need to use “and” when talking about their birth year

[hasty blaze]

Who knew this mod was so highly evolved

[coral thunder]

damn

[white prawn]

me trying to read sheet music rn is like trying to read as a peasant in the medieval era

[restive trench]

wdym

[gusty geode]

2000 best year

Millennium child

[restive trench]

damn

[flat widget]

my brother is a 1999 lmao he's barely out of reach

[gusty geode]

Year of the dragon

[coral thunder]

youd have an easier time with arabic calligraphy

[zealous heath]

because there is very clearly a reason, friend me

[umbral bough]

old ass

[hasty blaze]

Duh duh duhhhh

[static beacon]

two thous and

[heady crater]

Sounds like a scam lollllll

[gusty geode]

Oh damn you actually got me there

[flat widget]

Goodnight fellas

[white prawn]

Yeah and I'm not even Arabic

[craggy trail]

Half Sword… tomorrow… or the day after… timezones suck

[umbral bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1368821676846088263/1415241692948467803/lv_0_20250910021457.mp4?ex=697c6189&is=697b1009&hm=b20e1c9fd1228902d98aa6a11e4a243300d5721f37de54026e0d15be68f3913e&

my piano playing

[white prawn]

I don't even live near the middle east

[craggy trail]

Hello halfcord

[white prawn]

I'm Thai

[gusty geode]

I’m going to poison your wine

[spark quartz]

God DAMNIT BANANA MAN

[coral thunder]

nobody says 2000 10, they say 20-10

[white prawn]

Helllooooo

[umbral bough]

viet

[coral thunder]

ARAB THE WORD FOR THE ETHNICITY IS ARAB

[flat widget]

BOTH OF THE MODS??????

[static beacon]

now if only we were born before 1000

[flat widget]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[craggy trail]

You changed your PFP again?

[flat widget]

BOTH OF YOU GUYS???

[gusty geode]

I was expecting the screaming chicken meme when I seen the black screen

[spark quartz]

idk gorf DID I?

[umbral bough]

how the fuck are the other mods this incompetent

[craggy trail]

No

[flat widget]

uninstall on life fellas smh

[static beacon]

two thousand and ten

[coral thunder]

nobody says that

[white prawn]

oh

[flat widget]

ong

[umbral bough]

how did you get got by the oldest trick in the book

[coral thunder]

arabic is the language

arabian is the peninsula

[flat widget]

y'all living this down

[gusty geode]

WHATD I DO?

[coral thunder]

arab is the ethnicity

[gusty geode]

Ah that’s what I done

[white prawn]

but i got confused some people say Arabian horse or something like that once

[coral thunder]

and our mods are on coke

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[spark quartz]

i'm more of a pepsi guy tbh

[craggy trail]

finally

[white prawn]

ok bye chat

[coral thunder]

thats a breed of horse and those ppl are talking about a peak game

kiss them for me

[craggy trail]

Bye!!!!

[hasty blaze]

Au revoir

[coral thunder]

sigh

[white prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195586879375032353/1464697926965002313/dinner.gif

[spark quartz]

not falling for this one you little SNEAK

[flat widget]

HAHAHA

[azure marsh]

Why is thrust charging so op in half sword, I can literally sprint straight at the enemy after double clicking lmb and get a guaranteed win in like 10 seconds

[gloomy crest]

I'm not working today but I have a 15 hour shift tomorrow

[gusty geode]

Fun fact, only a very very tiny population of Saudi Arabia can be called Saudi

[flat widget]

IT WAS THE EASIER ONE OT FALL FOR SMH

[static beacon]

because they can do it back

[umbral bough]

i have 500 dollars on the line and a mustang to race see you guys later

[gusty geode]

Because Saudi is the name of the family that owns Saudi Arabia

[flat widget]

I can't believe I got y'all w the obvious one

[flat widget]

go get the bag bro

[zealous heath]

@gusty geode seeing as they're refusing to do their job friend me

[gusty geode]

You can just message me if you need to

[hasty blaze]

Do it lenny

[gusty geode]

My inbox is open

[flat widget]

Goodnight fr this time

[coral thunder]

no, thats wrong

[restive trench]

a moderator's job is NOT to friend you

[coral thunder]

saudi is the nationality

[zealous heath]

No I need you to friend me

[hasty blaze]

Saucy Arabia

[gusty geode]

Why

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1289410516996984832/eye.gif

[coral thunder]

and the family that rules is al saud

[flat widget]

sus

[coral thunder]

the a is stressed

[gusty geode]

This feels like you’re trying to put a curse on me

[coral thunder]

its dry asf, i hate it

[umbral bough]

suspicious behavior

[static beacon]

rub garlic on your temples to cure it

[flat widget]

baba yaga hex shit

[zealous heath]

there is no greater curse than stupidity

[gusty geode]

You’d know

[umbral bough]

asking one mod after another to add you with relative persuasion

[gusty geode]

Someone get me a drum kit

[hasty blaze]

Alright guys I’ve got five cents on the line and a tricycle to race

[umbral bough]

baga yaga.....
john wick

[heady crater]

https://tenor.com/view/drums-kevin-the-office-joke-gotcha-gif-2491893864036576499

[azure marsh]

I just noticed my timezone has now officially crossed into HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[gusty geode]

Alright guys I need this on the line and my mom is kinda homeless

[coral thunder]

old ppl making jokes is funny

[static beacon]

john wick 3 is a funny movie because i fall asleep on the plane and suddenly he's in the middle of the desert

[coral thunder]

morocco was kinda random

[gusty geode]

@zealous heath Friend me

[coral thunder]

imo

[gusty geode]

SIKE

[flat widget]

mod abuse smh how could this happen we need Wonder to clean the streets up

bullies

[coral thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/pussy-perfect-pussy-gif-12280214349501430057

[flat widget]

ok buddy

[static beacon]

ok bro

[gusty geode]

It’s not mod abuse if literally everyone found it funny

[coral thunder]

okay thats my gift

bye bye yo

[restive trench]

damn they should ban you 😔

[coral thunder]

disintegrate now

[spark quartz]

well well well if it isn't veroo the cat

[flat widget]

what if that's what a bully would say HMM? Incriminating

[restive trench]

whos veroo the cat im quingous gluffdwagom

[static beacon]

"NOT A FURRY
NEVER take me seriously"
... so you are a furry?

[flat widget]

And you fell for my earlier trap so you're at a loss

[coral thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-scout-tf2-gif-12750436057634665505

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143612887152218186/1296012938066264105/caption.gif

[coral thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-low-tier-god-ltg-gif-4022085103641635431

[static beacon]

does he know i love him

the cat

beady little goober eyes

[coral thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

[gusty geode]

Don’t make me do what I have to do

[brave elbow]

i heard tomorrows a very special day

[heady crater]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-mods-crush-his-skull-low-tier-god-fish-react-gif-4333739735553177172

[last jackal]

Half sword tomorrow

[coral thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horrors-beyond-our-comprehension-low-tier-god-mods-banned-gif-8530537273735940092

[static beacon]

this would hold up in court about as well as "in minecraft" would

[flat widget]

https://klipy.com/gifs/get-in-here-buddy-dwayne-johnson

put em hands up

[heady crater]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-reaction-low-tier-god-gif-3069402631519613407

[flat widget]

cmon

[azure marsh]

Son 😭

[static beacon]

mods, embed fail this man

[coral thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-low-tier-god-sleep-goodnight-moderators-gif-15792675966851774905

[static beacon]

undelete that

[static beacon]

that was pure comedy gold

[heady crater]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-lay-his-soul-to-rest-mods-lowtiergod-low-tier-god-lay-his-soul-to-rest-gif-7538084563916736570

[static beacon]

mods, have him reduced to ash

[coral thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954475608560246864/1328368788365901966/togif-2.gif

[heady crater]

Mods, kiss him on the forehead and tell him he’s loved

[coral thunder]

damn

that hit too close yo

[spark quartz]

but that would be lying

[coral thunder]

bro

and its the fucking moderator

😔

[heady crater]

Mods, show this man unconditional love and show him the human condition is worth living through

[restive trench]

anothereasysteal.gif

[spark quartz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pat-garrys-mod

i kid i kid

[unreal bay]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SkyRadio-101fm-radio-sky-skyradio-Su6sx7xA8AAK6mK9jD

[coral thunder]

then dewit

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/death-cat-falls-over-gif-17605935280907017193

[restive trench]

actually its 1

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

[coral thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533523

anyways

gn yo

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-basil-omori-basil-basil-omori-meme-gif-21151811

[heady crater]

Goodnight

[restive trench]

WE WILL HAVE IT ONE DAY

actually 1 day

[unreal bay]

A day

[neat tundra]

clicked on this stream and within minutes they made a comment about the voice acting being good, didn't even speak in chat yet because I was busy googling the arteries again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1oF5p4rq_s

[heady crater]

Can’t wait to get home from work on Friday

[sage steeple]

I would delay halfsword if I could to torture all of you

[heady crater]

You’re evil

[sage steeple]

[heady crater]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1366747511905058826/caption-23.gif

[sage steeple]

I am hot
shit

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-dancing-roblox-monkey-dancing-roblox-monkey-dancing-with-lights-doing-the-tango-gif-1920112154905137782

[restive trench]

what does bro do to his cat for it to run this way

[unreal bay]

Ptsd clap

[restive trench]

bro claps once and the cat is kicked to the moon 😭

[unreal bay]

2

2 clapps

Very fast

[restive trench]

interesting

[unreal bay]

Yes

[sage steeple]

Works on my old neighbour too when I launch a barrage of fire crackers

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464350355688259769/ParryThis.gif

[karmic sierra]

willie shot dead in the bronx 😢😢

have they caught who did this

[unreal bay]

Yes it was Larry

[gilded onyx]

Go to bed devs

[karmic sierra]

larry 😡

[inland tulip]

What s the price

[karmic sierra]

reminds me of an old half sword screenshot i have

[karmic sierra]

of ea?

[inland tulip]

Half sword

[gilded onyx]

Below 30

Sale when it comes oit

Ez

[unreal bay]

i just woke up at 6am

gulp

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/149-bpm-one-hundred-and-forty-nine-bpm-149-beats-per-minute-one-hundred-and-forty-nine-beats-per-minute-bpm-149-gif-6256321691967683578

[hybrid granite]

Oh nice

Galaxy do you perchance know if a 1050 may possess the capability of running the game

[unreal bay]

how does it run on the demo?

[restive trench]

wait how much different is the performance in the demo vs ea

[neat tundra]

thats hard to determine without knowing the hardwares baseline performance with the demo.

[unreal bay]

indeed

[gloomy crest]

nobody knows (despite what they may say)

[unreal bay]

and its early early access

[restive trench]

i have a bad pc (750 ti, i5 3550) and lowk the game runs kinda well at 40-30 fps with high shadows and 100% render scale using hse though i can get 60-50 fps if i play on medium

[kindred prawn]

well the testers do

[unreal bay]

[neat tundra]

but nobody knows who the testers are, and the testers are probably under threat of pitchfork if they talk.

[gloomy crest]

Ask them then

[unreal bay]

yeah lemme know how that runs on EA with dx11

[restive trench]

id probably be able to run it on low or medium with a 5-10 fps difference depending on the map

[gloomy crest]

UE5 foliage is going to put you in the ground

[kindred prawn]

maybe the testers were the friends we made along the way

[restive trench]

oh right

but yeah as i said depending on the map

[naive coral]

1 day away!!

Im rlly hopin the new game aint expensive

[safe night]

I'm not one 😔

Australianism at it's finest

[gloomy crest]

Can you believe it guys? Half Sword, just a day away! Half Sword is in a day! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. Half Sword, just a day away. Oh, wow! Can you believe it? Half Sword , just in a day! It got here so fast. Half Sword, just a-

[chrome token]

theres a bunch of scams in photography

[naive coral]

Can u believe it guys! COWARD! jus a week away! I BEG THEE MERCY just a day away!

[pale fossil]

Can't wait to hit Willie with my pommel

[chrome token]

dont believe the scams in photography

[gloomy crest]

This is Elden Ring NPC dialogue

[sharp dust]

Can i make willie taller

Or fatter

Or skinnier

Or muscular

Or shorter

[sage steeple]

Yes, you can make willie bangable

[spring estuary]

One more day…

[sage steeple]

If I hear one more day one more time.....

or see

I will be very happy

[spring estuary]

24 more Hours…

[sage steeple]

inaccurate and misinformation

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-the-boys-homelander-homelander-nervous-the-boys-homelander-nervous-gif-26186039

What happened Zorn?

Can't type?

https://tenor.com/view/i-m-villain-gif-8105801559398118233

[spring estuary]

31 more hours…

[sage steeple]

How do you know it Zorn

[simple jetty]

So do we have a time or it is just “some time on the 30th”

[restive trench]

check #halfsword-chat-⚔ pins

we do have a time

[spring estuary]

On steam it says „releases in 31 hours“

[simple jetty]

4am on a Saturday? Sadge

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

[jade ferry]

how much will halfsword cost in australia first release??

[sharp dust]

Its gonna be under 30 usd i think

I dont know if there was an exact price

[restive trench]

check on this website though game might be banned in aus due to heavy violance though not confirmed https://egdata.app/offers/2f61cd0dd0ed420f845fddfb5751f34f/price

[sage steeple]

How dare autralia, time to ban them

[sharp dust]

Oh nice

25 bucks

[sage steeple]

If my country's price is correct then I will buy it as soon as it drops cause I have it in my steam wallet.

[languid ferry]

31 hours!

[languid ferry]

oh please no

this country is pure ragebait

[jade ferry]

nah its not banned though its coming on 31st

[languid ferry]

I gotta buy before it does get banned 😭

[jade ferry]

if it was they probably wouldve banned tech demo

[languid ferry]

true

[jade ferry]

since changes are only really map armour and features as well as being able to change types of gore

[restive trench]

might be an epic games thing 🤷

[rapid rivet]

fitgirl looking real delicious bro

[jade ferry]

FUCK

i mean steams still here

[neat tundra]

north korea isnt on there, kim jong un could play and the devs will have the opportunity to remotely turn his copy off.

[gloomy urchin]

is this true

[restive trench]

mayhaps
https://egdata.app/offers/2f61cd0dd0ed420f845fddfb5751f34f/metadata

[rapid rivet]

half sword creators found bombed

[restive trench]

fire

[jade ferry]

nah id join a vc with him

then ban him

[rapid rivet]

Kim Jon un vs baron

[gloomy urchin]

750rubles

is like 8$ converted

rahh

glory to half sword devs if this is true

i dont have to pay for it like an average shitty AAAA rpg open world game

[sharp dust]

Thats 89k here 💔

[jade ferry]

where tf are you bruh💀

[sharp dust]

Mongolia

[jade ferry]

89k in mongolia

[sharp dust]

1 dollar is 3.5k

[sleek belfry]

btw are we talking 30th of jan in australia or america?

for release date

[plain scroll]

THere will be regional pricing

[sharp dust]

Nice

[plain scroll]

I believe <t:1769792400:s> but this may be wrong

Adjusted to your timezone btw

[sleek belfry]

3:00 am 31 jan 💀

[plain scroll]

halfsword not tomorrow

[gloomy urchin]

2 am 31 jan

fitr

fire

[atomic mist]

Need Help? <a:petwillie:1192507921242796143>

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[sleek belfry]

new jjk ep comes out at 3 am

so

[sharp dust]

Why is that the command for the guide

[eager jungle]

today is my birthday and then halfsword ea releases tmrw
fire stuff

[sharp dust]

Happy early birthday

[eager jungle]

8 pm

[jade ferry]

4am 31st tf is that

[eager jungle]

yall are unlucky

maybe being in russia does have some perks after all

[open stratus]

It does, be grateful, I'm in Hungary and we go by German prices even though our salaries are lightyears away from German ones

[white prawn]

3 days ago, a new song by my favorite vocaP, inabakumori, dropped at the same time of my rabbit's death
And tomorrow half sword Ea Is releasing
Yeeeeeeeeee

wait no

my rabbit died the day after didn't he

oh yeah so he died yesterday

[plain scroll]

Im sorry to hear that

[waxen heart]

Sad may he rest in peace

[eager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332161685196374095/1380557384476262512/attachment.gif

[white prawn]

anyways that was why i was kinda stressed out yesterday and stuff

[valid spire]

Thank you for removing halfsword tomoroow from brainrot filter

halfsword tomorrow

[white prawn]

Half Sword tomorrow

[eager jungle]

little does he know

oh removed

nvm

woohoo

[white prawn]

Half Sword is actually tomorrow

[plain scroll]

I didnt do it but i did mention it to mcwonder

[eager jungle]

halfsword tomorrow 8 pm

[white prawn]

Tbf half sword is actually tomorrow rn

[valid spire]

thats why i thank you brother

[eager jungle]

i also found out clone drone in the danger zone has an even better vr game on it so my day is extra nice

i might play it if i feel like touching my vr again

cause bad sight genuinely fucks you up

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-yes-boss-military-salute-giving-honor-rip-gif-23161689

[sweet goblet]

can anyone lend me 1M euro

[valid spire]

would you give it back?

[sweet goblet]

yes of course

[hybrid granite]

What do you need it for

[sweet goblet]

Dont know yet 🤔

I just feel like I could use it

[hybrid granite]

You know i kinda need it too

Paypl open for donations (1 million and up)

[sweet goblet]

yeah count me in too, i would probably buy half sword first thing tho

[valid spire]

uhm alr send me your paypal or something

[sweet goblet]

card details work?

[valid spire]

let me ask you something first

would you give it back tomorrow?

[sweet goblet]

honestly, probably not

im going to need like, hmmm

maybe like 200 years

[valid spire]

oh man im sorry but no

i guess i wouldn’t need it in 200 yrs

[gusty geode]

Anyone have an orb of immortality I can borrow?

I promise I’ll give it back

[plain scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808839516428173344/1457485002521710745/togif.gif

[gilded onyx]

Nope.. they cost a fortune

[restive trench]

bro cant live for 1 day 😔

[gilded onyx]

Can't spare one right now

[raw eagle]

I got the orb of mortality, works for you?

[lime harness]

RAHHH

[sweet goblet]

yo what

[lime harness]

DRG

:>

[gilded onyx]

Erm

[lime harness]

uhh

[gilded onyx]

What the fuh

[lime harness]

the new season I'm pretty sure

I mean if the DLC for it is releasing, it'd only make sense the season is releasing for it to be coming out as well, right?

[mossy berry]

How much it will cost

[lime harness]

iunno

[sweet goblet]

my dumbass thought that half sword was going to get released sooner 💔

[lime harness]

prolly somehat cheap

[gusty geode]

This looks like chisinău

[lime harness]

nah you gotta deal with dwarves and beer, now get back down on hoxxess unpaid intern #4526616

[sweet goblet]

😭😭💔

[lime harness]

lmao

[sweet goblet]

I honestly cant wait, im excited asf

[plain scroll]

I like your funny words magic man

[lime harness]

for halfsword or drg lol

it's both for me

[sweet goblet]

halfsword

[lime harness]

fair

[plain scroll]

Chat cairn releases today

[sweet goblet]

though i feel like im developing some kinda of psychopathy due to it

[gusty geode]

Is this your picture? It looks like Eastern Europe like either Ukraine Moldova or Romania

[gilded onyx]

Kerosene heater smell

I can smell it

[plain scroll]

No i stole it from someone

[gilded onyx]

Am I dying

[gusty geode]

Ah

[plain scroll]

Im in england

[gilded onyx]

Can someone see if the smell of a kerosene heater is bad for me

[gusty geode]

I know but you’re not bound spiritually to England

Unless you are

Then I’m sorry for your loss

Having to live in the same country as Birmingham must be exhausting

[plain scroll]

I am. I actually died and turned into a ghost last year

[gilded onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-i'm-dead-lol-laughing-lmao-gif-7585881974681125832

[gusty geode]

Oh congratulations man!

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-brittish-brit-pov-sonder-gif-12430170985001984944

[gilded onyx]

The smell is getting more noticeable

[gusty geode]

Word for word

[pseudo flicker]

hm

[gusty geode]

Light a cigarette

[plain scroll]

Maybe do something about it instead of messaging about it

[gilded onyx]

It's 5 am

My parents are sleepy sleep

[gusty geode]

Nuh uh

It’s 10am

[gilded onyx]

Plus I'm tired

Iw aanna sleep ep

[lime harness]

you'll be alright man

here do what I do

find the nearest brick wall

and jump at it full speed with your forehead

[gilded onyx]

Lobotomy

[gusty geode]

Drive into a lamppost

[sweet goblet]

tried that

nothing

[lime harness]

wrap yourself around a tree like a slinkie

[gusty geode]

This is what I was referencing btw

[lime harness]

wh XD

[gusty geode]

It’s the solution to all of your problems in life

[lime harness]

https://tenor.com/view/extreme-road-rage-road-rage-road-car-caught-on-camera-gif-5049530554344151313

found it

[waxen heart]

oh my goodness

It grazed the house

[gusty geode]

Carmaggedon mod

[gusty geode]

Hey John!

Long time no speak

[waxen heart]

LENNY MY MAN

[waxen heart]

Yeah

[spark quartz]

Holy good golly the fallout show just showed NCR power armor

It is so fucking sexy

[gusty geode]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[lime harness]

wuh

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-shield-gif-4723149553822545077

[spark quartz]

dude

[lime harness]

https://tenor.com/view/desscaras-ichi-the-witch-bleach-behind-you-gif-12510366988121230587

I am so sorry

[waxen heart]

Its like a robot version

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-sped-up-silly-goober-sea-gif-1807503861489774979

[spark quartz]

I LOVE THE NCR RAHHHHH

[waxen heart]

When i was playing fallout new vegas i was doing the ncr ending

[plain scroll]

Last episode of fallout is on the 4 of febuary iirc

big excited

[lime harness]

why do sea lions just spazz out like crack addicts getting their next fix constantly

[plain scroll]

[grand bane]

HALFSWORD TOMORROW

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-21952967

[unreal bay]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SkyRadio-101fm-radio-sky-skyradio-Su6sx7xA8AAK6mK9jD

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/tomorrow-annie-youre-ony-a-day-away-gif-13996266

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[grand bane]

FRIDAY IS MY SHORTEST DAY TOO RAAAAAH

[plain scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204848159088709652/1465745214646915247/giphy.gif

[grand bane]

Fortunate son literally just started in my headphones.
Not joking

[grand bane]

Im really excited for being able to reverse grip the knife.
Gonna make it actually useful in armored grappling

[quick night]

She To till i morrow

[long dawn]

Willie is so hardened for tomorrow

He has seen some Willies

[pseudo star]

I'M UNEMPLOYED RAAAAAAHHH

[pale fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[soft relic]

half sword tomorrow

[spark quartz]

I bet the remaster of 3 and new Vegas are set to release on or shortly after that

[gloomy crest]

I'm so excited half sword tomorrow

[naive bronze]

hello does anyone know how much the price will be for half sword

when it gets out

[cold wraith]

‘‘Twas the night before early access, not a Willie was stirring, not even a ragamuffin

[dreamy ginkgo]

Is the price still set at 25 dollars and 15 with the discount

[gloomy crest]

I'm still selling my kidney

[naive bronze]

WHAT

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[naive bronze]

hell nah im brokey cant do anything

[gloomy crest]

Any of you want to buy a kidney

[naive bronze]

gonna play demo more

[cold wraith]

Insane deal wtf

[naive bronze]

how its insane deal u can rent me for a month for that money

finally

[weary tinsel]

HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[gloomy crest]

Half sword tomorrow

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[gloomy crest]

I'm so excited

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-thats-true-true-that's-true-gif-4838202470046867466

[gloomy crest]

I can't wait to mutilate and disfigure willy

[weary tinsel]

I wanna wear this cuirass

[high sorrel]

depends where
Switzerland? Usa? Sure
Poland nope

[supple pewter]

Oh that’s hot

[weary tinsel]

Kastenbrust for the win

[midnight void]

half sword tommorow

[weary tinsel]

HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[naive bronze]

Depends also in for Turkey. Economy is shieet.

[gloomy crest]

Let's be real we are all sadists why are we getting so excited because we love hurting people

[naive bronze]

Lowkey cornball ass comment

[weary tinsel]

I like the period accurate arms and armour

[gloomy crest]

That and opening armour like Cans

[green elk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-trying-not-to-laugh-yefe09-TQTgBy0JWyiky9rbBV

Ig bro

[weary tinsel]

Wtf lmao

[supple pewter]

That can’t be the only reason

[naive bronze]

Yeah id ont have the permission

[green elk]

Willy dumpy

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/hump-gif-18311140

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/radlcies-cat-ears-pop-ears-popping-gif-6350368405702208034

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-empty-brain-out-brain-meme-brain-no-brain-meme-gif-1120718379326435330

[naive bronze]

I would like to see some modder add like ak 47 into a medieval fighting game. I wonder in how much time that will happen.

[gloomy crest]

Me too

[midnight void]

pretty sure modded weapons arent a thing yet

so awhile

[weary tinsel]

HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[supple pewter]

Isn’t there like a game all about that?

[gloomy crest]

Half sword

[green elk]

I’m pretty sure there’s a mod that makes some weapons even bigger

[honest hedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3pL1AdCwY

[naive bronze]

PQWEODKDQWOPK :d

[weary tinsel]

Wtf

[naive bronze]

here is your answer

:DDDDDD

[green elk]

Peak

Up the blicky on Willy

[midnight void]

not really custom tho isnt it just changing allready existing files

[weary tinsel]

That's nuts

[midnight void]

or well models

[gusty geode]

Guys I have to know something for real though

[naive bronze]

we are brokey

[green elk]

I think. That still means it’s a mod.

[gusty geode]

When the hell are they bringing blood back?

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[cold wraith]

I’m really excited for that militia scale helmet

[naive bronze]

what blood?

[grand bane]

HUZAAAASH

[gloomy crest]

Chainmail is beautiful isn't it

[weary tinsel]

Scale skull caps are badass

[midnight void]

whats the mod name

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[cold wraith]

Real

[honest hedge]

No clue.

[gusty geode]

The blood in game, they removed it for the Tokyo games con

[merry locust]

i always preferred 'common soldier' stuff as opposed to full harness

[gusty geode]

Can’t wait till they add it back

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[solar karma]

How much will be the game

?

[supple pewter]

https://youtu.be/ljS7r3qzfd4?si=3skhSd8YnFs73QYL

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[gusty geode]

Bout tree fiddy

[supple pewter]

Found it

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewis-saunderson-wolf-in-the-hospital-room-tiktok-british-guy-gif-17123152316704558635

[naive bronze]

Fr? thats bad then. I think they will give us options for eu players. And not for asia players for gore and blood. Like most of the games back in the day did that.

[honest hedge]

Also a lot more fun to fight against.

[weary tinsel]

HALF S29RD TOMORROW

[merry locust]

yeah, the game is at its best in the mid tiers like soldier/militia

[naive bronze]

Just like Manhunt game maybe they will do that idk? Maybe implement the game country to country.

[gloomy crest]

I'm excited for the spiky baseball bat to be in the full release

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[gusty geode]

No I’m kidding, it’s because if you look back to 2024 you will see the chat used to be INUNDATED with “when is blood coming back?” Or something of that scope like maybe 400 times a day

[supple pewter]

God I want to penetrate Willie with a stick

[naive bronze]

The Pipi instead of spikes there is a huge penis.

[gloomy crest]

Bamboo stick torture

Let's go

[spark quartz]

some of yall really act like this tho

[honest hedge]

Those were the days.

[grand bane]

The addition of reverse gripping a dagger (and I assume half swording in both directions) will do so much for higher tiers

[cold wraith]

I wish the setting of the game would allow Sabres (or Byzantine equivalent) but I guess you can’t have everything 😅

[green elk]

That’s what me and my friends call your mother.

[naive bronze]

Maybe i dunno.

[merry locust]

well the biggest thing that would help the knight tier is better, more precise stabbing

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/peanuts-peanut-factory-nuts-gif-13787679

[gusty geode]

Highest IQ halfcord member

[naive bronze]

fax tho

[honest hedge]

Yeah, but I wonder how they could even do that.

[grand bane]

I can’t even tell if this is satire

[gloomy crest]

I'm excited for the crossbows

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[gloomy crest]

I genuinely hope it is

[merry locust]

idk but i do hope they continue to improve upon the combat

[spark quartz]

Well well well if it isnt DAVID

[gusty geode]

It feels like we only got blood back 1 year, 2 months and 7 days ago

[weary tinsel]

Baron leeked?

[supple pewter]

What is he saying?

[merry locust]

john alla tedesca

[green elk]

What would mods feel if I posted the entirety of linkin park in the end through discord gifs

[grand bane]

Or just the ability to do false edge cuts (which also means swinging knives point forward).
Along with ambidextrous ”short grip” opening up a bunch of poleaxe techniques

[gusty geode]

Baron leaked? He better clean himself up then

[honest hedge]

Tung tung sahur!

[gusty geode]

Some get me a GOD DAMN DRUM KIT

[gloomy crest]

Can we stop with the brain rot

[supple pewter]

Get e drums with a vst, very fun

[weary tinsel]

HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[green elk]

No we cannot city boy

[gusty geode]

I need a rimshot stat

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/city-boy-gravity-falls-cityboy-city-gif-7883969618059930120

[gloomy crest]

HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[supple pewter]

Roland snares

[charred jackal]

if the game releases at 5pm gmt there is a reasonable chance we can crash the steam servers like bannerlord

[merry locust]

man i remember when this game was just the itch demo

[supple pewter]

I think the pd120 has rimshots

[honest hedge]

Well, it release 18:00 for GMT.

[spark quartz]

wahhhh

[merry locust]

it has come very far

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jotaro-kujo-gif-18083286

SILLY

[charred jackal]

that makes it more likely

[green elk]

Supreme ragebait

[charred jackal]

also ruins my day because thats when i go to bed....

[gloomy crest]

Can someone explain to me how to convert that to Tasmanian

[spark quartz]

frrrr bro was fuming

[gusty geode]

Oh? You’re approaching the mods? Well then come as close as you like

[spark quartz]

Jotaro moment

[midnight void]

ASBR mention

[green elk]

Lucky it wasn’t the burger gestapo

[honest hedge]

Well, check your timezone, depending on where you are you could be GMT+11.

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-dio-jotaro-approach-approaching-gif-25253208

[honest hedge]

So that would be like uh.

[midnight void]

look up current GMT and compare that to your time to see the diffrence

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-insanity-virtual-insanity-template-walking-dancing-rearranging-furnitures-gif-27710286

[gloomy crest]

I figured out thanks

[radiant night]

This is the stuff I see in exanima

[supple pewter]

Get an Alesis nitro max or something pretty cheap

[midnight void]

suprised there are jojo fans here

[midnight void]

"bizzare brother named jojo"

[spark quartz]

Yeah Jojo is great, like one of two animes I've ever watched

[midnight void]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[midnight void]

same not counting pokemon

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[grand bane]

Not like Jojo is INCREDIBLY WELL KNOWN or anything

[midnight void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[gloomy crest]

I can't wait to use a sword as a hammer

[midnight void]

no its super niche trust

[spark quartz]

willie with a low taper fade

[gusty geode]

Virtual insanity released in 1996, heeling sports LTD patented the heelys in 1998, coincidence? I think not

[gloomy crest]

That low taper fade makes Willie look like a mugger

[grand bane]

I did enjoy Baki.

[spark quartz]

average British roadman

[spark quartz]

Oh yes I forgor I enjoyed berserk

[gusty geode]

My new headcanon is that the inventor of heelys is a massive jamiroquai fan

[gusty geode]

Heh

Breast

[midnight void]

been to england and they ALL (yes all) talk like this

[honest hedge]

But have any of you read We Did It (Bokutachi ga Yarimashita)?

[midnight void]

yes ALL

[gusty geode]

You’ve never heard of the greatest accent in the world, the Cornwall accent then

[grand bane]

Baki is an allegedly grounded series about martial arts. Yet it does the most batshit insane and absurd stuff ever. But because it is always so insane it never feels like bullshit

[midnight void]

not sure what that is

[spark quartz]

I've never been there but I agree

[gloomy crest]

Someone will die of a heart attack just as half sword releases

[gusty geode]

Where they all speak like the old guy from hot fuzz

[midnight void]

i assume thats a city and i havent been there

[weary tinsel]

HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[midnight void]

i havent seen hot fuzz

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[spark quartz]

Yeah honestly anime is just not my thing in general, I could never get into it tbh

[gusty geode]

Cornwall (or Kernow) is a county in England

[grand bane]

Great movie

[midnight void]

i know

[spark quartz]

Dave watch collateral

[midnight void]

im not too big on comedies i prefer real movies like cars cars 2 and cars 3

[honest hedge]

Brain fog.

[grand bane]

I used to watch it years ago. But haven’t watched anything besides a few episodes of Cowboy bebop in the last 2-3 years

[gusty geode]

This is how it sounds https://youtu.be/jizMe1Sjkxo?si=Qcr9x_hdZ43THCaG

[spark quartz]

Dave WATCH COLLATERAL

[gloomy crest]

Weird question but does oiling of a sword make it cut worse better

Genuine question

[gusty geode]

Does it have timothee chalamet in it?

[spark quartz]

"make it cut worse better"

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[honest hedge]

Probably no difference.

[spark quartz]

bros name is not Dave 💔

[midnight void]

how can the UK be so small and STILL have accents

[gusty geode]

You don’t know me

[spark quartz]

You're right, I don't

[gusty geode]

Because it’s OOOOOOOLD

[midnight void]

uncle

GOD DAMN IT

[grand bane]

SILLY WATCH SISU!!!!

[spark quartz]

Yoooo that's sick asf

[midnight void]

cant say uncle-le

[gusty geode]

Like the instrument?

[spark quartz]

Mord you're a man of culture have you seen Collateral?

[midnight void]

uculele?

close enough

[gusty geode]

Yeah the unclele

[midnight void]

were all saying uculele instead of uncle now

[weary tinsel]

I dont believe so, no

Any good?

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/oEFPcljAXgs?si=ODw093miUokUbqaP

Watch ts

[gusty geode]

I will also watch this

Since I know timothee chalamet isn’t in it

[grand bane]

Silly as an enjoyer of violence, ”man to angry to die” movies and absolutely stunning cinematography.
Have you watched Sisu?

[spark quartz]

nah I know about it and it looks stupid imo

I don't like superhuman man fights Germans as a theme, it seems too over the top for my liking

I don't mind over the top but not in ww2 movies

[gusty geode]

Boy I am GLAD I didn’t recommend my next movie to you

[weary tinsel]

Jesus

[gusty geode]

It’s this little underground film called captain america: the first avenger

[spark quartz]

Bro its so good

[gusty geode]

And that’s ALL HE DOES

[midnight void]

do you guys like inglorious bastards

the tarantino movie

[spark quartz]

Thats a bit different as its a superhero movie, and ww2 is only really one movie

[gusty geode]

Not nearly his best film but yes

[midnight void]

only other movie ive seen that he made is kill bill which is my favorite movie

[weary tinsel]

I thought it was good

[gusty geode]

Christoph waltz as Hans landa was maybe the greatest casting role of all time

[gusty geode]

I would watch django unchained

[midnight void]

yea ive been thinking about it

[gusty geode]

Seriously fantastic movie and def in my top 3 OAT

[midnight void]

agreed

[grand bane]

That’s the thing. He is not superhuman. And it’s not really that over the top. It’s one guy in a (for action) small movie.

Dudes just made of pure Finnish Sisu and determination. In general I would put how over the top it is somewhere between Rambo and the first John wick.

[gusty geode]

Say sisu but swap the vowels

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-baka-sussy-goofy-goofy-ahh-gif-15006883243388750247

[spark quartz]

John Wick for what it is albeit unrealistic is at least practical and Rambo is just nonsense so, eh

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-away-gif-13653609800890535042

[midnight void]

i dont really watch war movies only one ive seen other then inglorious bastards is saving private ryan

[spark quartz]

You gotta expand your ww2 movies gang

[gusty geode]

Hacksaw ridge, is another great one

[spark quartz]

You've only seen the two most overrated ones

[midnight void]

is that about the guy who played spider man

[gusty geode]

1917 is also a great one (even though it’s WW1) because the whole movie gives off the illusion that it’s done in a single take, very cool piece of cinematography

[midnight void]

is that one on netflix

[gusty geode]

The guy who plays Spiderman is in it

[gusty geode]

I believe so

[midnight void]

yea i know that one

[spark quartz]

bro you gotta watch

Thin Red Line

We Were Soldiers

Apocalypse Now

1917

A Bridge too Far

Bridge over the river Kwai

The Deer Hunter

And the band of brothers series. This isn't even scratching the surface either

[gusty geode]

All quiet on the western front is another great one you might’ve missed

[spark quartz]

nah its aight, I thought about adding it but its kinda eh

[gusty geode]

I mean the original one though

[spark quartz]

The og is pretty goddamn brutal yeah

[grand bane]

Like yeah you have to suspend your disbelief a bit but Sisu is not an over the top movie.
Way less than the second John wick.

It’s also just 90 minutes and has VERY little exposition. Just give it a watch

[grand bane]

The estate of the man it’s based on would say otherwise

[spark quartz]

me say Dave watch collateral

Dave say nothing and tell me to watch movie

Me no watch movie because Dave no watch movie

[gusty geode]

This might be a hot take from me

I think John wick is a pile of genuine doodoo ass fart

[spark quartz]

that's not so much of a hot take as it is an attempt to come across as cool and against the grain

[gusty geode]

I just think they tried to ride the neo train too hard

[gloomy crest]

I agree with you about John wick

[grand bane]

If you watch Sisu I watch Collateral

[midnight void]

Dont joke

[gusty geode]

The cinematography is great in it

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/good-deal-damn-good-deal-inglourious-basterds-gif-9641888780287763794

[gusty geode]

But the plot is just so BORING

[gusty geode]

I’d take that deal

[midnight void]

Yea but that action is great

[spark quartz]

yeah see you don't watch john wick for the plot, thats your first mistake

[grand bane]

You Won’t regret it.

[spark quartz]

You'll never reason with someone whos already came to the conclusion they're right 💔

[gusty geode]

I need to be invested in a story that’s my problem

[grand bane]

That’s like watching Sisu for the Dialogue (or lack there off)

[spark quartz]

Is sisu on any platforms

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-17765053

[supple pewter]

https://youtube.com/shorts/addg-zjLXr0?si=Hfwa1yBR-lFfIjry

[civic owl]

im not a big fan of movies to be honest

i prefer series over movies

[spark quartz]

that's fair, Im kind of the opposite now

Used to prefer series but now I like movies

[grand bane]

Probably depends on country so you should look it up yourself.

[civic owl]

how come? what changed

[spark quartz]

Hardly watch series unless they genuinely interest me

[spark quartz]

Series are an investment ya know

[supple pewter]

Isn’t that normal?

[spark quartz]

Like you gotta be locked tf in for several seasons and depending on how long the episodes are an hour

[civic owl]

yea of course, but just me like me, rewatch the same series every time

lol

[civic owl]

yea but if it's something like breaking bad then it's worth it

[spark quartz]

Dude I have a horrible curse where I cant rewatch or play video games again unless I forget it completely

[civic owl]

if i said how many times i rewatched breaking bad or the big bang theory

pff

[civic owl]

really??

that sucks dude

[gusty geode]

Oh guys, I just had BIG NEWS

[spark quartz]

It sucks so hard bro, like if I know what happens i just cant get back into it

[civic owl]

yea but you know what you can do

[supple pewter]

This curse has been cast upon me too

[civic owl]

every time you rewatch it, you are really likely to find something out that you haven't seen before

[spark quartz]

Hit myself on the head until I forget everything?

[civic owl]

that has always happened to me

[gusty geode]

The revolution is nigh

[civic owl]

that could work too lol

[spark quartz]

I think its just my adhd but I genuinely cant

Not self diagnosed btw I've had adhd since I was a kid

[civic owl]

tbh i dont blame anyone or judge anyone for self diagnosing

[spark quartz]

Me neither unless its performative

[civic owl]

getting tested these days is impossible

[civic owl]

i dislike performative people so much

[spark quartz]

Dude fr, its so cringe

[gusty geode]

I play halfsword performatively

[civic owl]

why cant people just be themselves without needing stuff like mental disorders as a crutch

[spark quartz]

Its like seeing people wear pre ripped jeans or metal shirts that haven't skateboarded once in their life or know a single metal band

[gusty geode]

I actually think the 2 handed mace is underrated (please like me)

[civic owl]

LOL yeah right

do you know aphex twin btw

[spark quartz]

The whole reason ripped pants became cool is because they were ripped while using them

[civic owl]

i got something related to say about this

[spark quartz]

I do not

[civic owl]

yeah dude and then ripped skinny jeans became a thing and every hipster was wearing them

lmao

[civic owl]

aww damn

[gusty geode]

I seen a kid outside of a skate park once scuffing his shoes deliberately to make it look like he was a “hardened skater”

And for the first time in my life I thought “fuckin poser”

[civic owl]

basically mfs would just say 'i like aphex twin!!' and they would listen to his most popular songs all day but not listen to anything else

[supple pewter]

Isn’t he like idm?

[civic owl]

yes

[gusty geode]

Same with deftones

[civic owl]

ugh

people actually do that

[civic owl]

yeah even deftones

good point

[spark quartz]

Unfortunately I was like that in middle school, but in my case it was just sad asf and I was trying really hard to fit in (it did not work)

But yeah seeing tiktoks of people wearing like these big baggy pants with a metal T just makes me cringe so hard, like bro you look like a clown. You know for a fact they saw that style on tiktok and said "yeah let me replicate this to show myself as something I'm not"

[supple pewter]

Depends if you like metal or not

[plain scroll]

What is truly underrated is a light 2 handed mace

[spark quartz]

Kids also dancing to viral metal songs acting like they know metal when the two bands they listen to are Lorna shore and sleep token

[civic owl]

we all tried to fit in whilst we were at school

and for what

[spark quartz]

small things really seemed like they mattered back then

[young lynx]

is early access gonna be paid?

[iron sundial]

yes

[spark quartz]

25 buckaroos

[supple pewter]

Sleep token is barely metal, they have metal influences sure but it’s not their main genre imo

[iron sundial]

Does anyone know what the discount on the game will be????

[young lynx]

dang it!!!!

[supple pewter]

I don’t enjoy them

[civic owl]

yeah honestly

people listen to the same music nowadays

[spark quartz]

Yeah fr, idk why they get paired up so heavily with metal. They are a decent band but I dont like them after seeing them live, its basically a thirst trap band with skinny british middle aged men rubbing themselves, its weird asf

[civic owl]

they all copy each other

[supple pewter]

Hahaha

[signal pivot]

If i mention the name "reggie"
Who does halfcord think of ?

[storm tapir]

will the game have a slight evene like 10% sale on release acause some games have that

[gusty geode]

Idk if this makes sense but, in my mind, sleep token is the 1975 of metal

[spark quartz]

I don't think i know a single celebrity named reggie

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[honest hedge]

What are your favourite metal bands?

Or just songs.

[weary tinsel]

Sepultura

Fr

[supple pewter]

What you listen to? What subgenre?

[weary tinsel]

Nailbomb

[civic owl]

none to be honest

[celest nimbus]

Is it just a midnight release but what timezone

[supple pewter]

Insanity cult!

Or lord belial

[weary tinsel]

12pm.for me

Tomorrow

[gusty geode]

I am not very deep into metal but it would probably be something like power metal or nu metal (which I know people argue isn’t metal but I think it is)

[storm tapir]

will the game have a slight evene like 10% sale on release acause some games have that

[honest hedge]

I like some Black Metal, mostly atmospheric.

[signal pivot]

i think of this guy

[supple pewter]

Nothing wrong with that, people should enjoy what what they like🤷

[midnight void]

Painkiller

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cavalera-sepultura-band-thrash-metal-hot-people-love-sepultura-max-cavalera-gif-4117662804934232556

[honest hedge]

I like Death Metal and Black Metal and some Prog and Deathcore.

[weary tinsel]

Prong is a really good band