general-catfish-🐱🐟

[karmic sierra]

inspiring man

[pale meteor]

Day 1 out of 7

[fast nymph]

6 out of 7

[pale meteor]

1600hrs+ of gameplay

[gloomy urchin]

looks decent but not something "realistic"

[karmic sierra]

and the crowd goes wild

[faint dragon]

Yep true

There’s a dragon at the end

So its also fantasy

[karmic sierra]

truth truth

[gloomy urchin]

did people back in the days sucked at sword fighting that bad?

unless they were knights?

i mean isnt it kinda intuitive to keep sword pointing at your enemy like you're about to thrust them?

[waxen heart]

Hi guys

[pale meteor]

I've beaten the game over 140 times and I'm over 1600hrs played... Too bad I didn't get to 2khrs or 200 wins

I got far enough though

[tepid crow]

So excited for this
Just wondering if devs have mentioned if there will be steam deck support?

[gloomy urchin]

can we consider half sword realistic sword fighting 🤔

[karmic sierra]

theres some techniques like the tail guard where you dont

[gloomy urchin]

highkey hard to pull off historical moves

[karmic sierra]

i might be stupid

[pale meteor]

Fighting realistic can only be enjoyable for so long

So you learn throwing tricks and trickshots

[gloomy urchin]

i mean sure

but i kinda meant slicing-wise

in the trailer at first he swings sword like a chunk of steel and at the end he keeps it pointing at the enemy

also keeps the movement limited and restricted idk how to describe it

[karmic sierra]

i see i see

[gloomy urchin]

mfs could spend 30 years figuring out fencing and we can prolly figure out all of the theory in like 5??

we have books and wtv else sure but practical experience and "not wanting to die" should help as much no?

[dusty musk]

halfsword sixmorrow

[unborn sphinx]

I've heard people say the tech demo ran well on the deck, I run it on linux myself

[gaunt condor]

That trailer is batshit insane

I LOVE IT

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[pine edge]

so, how much was shown in the trailer?

[acoustic cradle]

Where are the women knights

[honest oak]

They are in the dlc

[fading saddle]

we are not getting the nude mod

[kind tusk]

im so hyped man

[proud mica]

i dont see faq?

#faq

[covert notch]

Im eating tacos and the damned tortillas are serrated bro

[pale meteor]

the lamp is great to stun with

[cold wraith]

Willie, you are, NOT the father!

[dusky hazel]

betting all ym shillings the militia will win

[cold wraith]

I bet all of my grossos on that man with the grey, he seems to be able to move his limbs very freely, I mean, look at that leg!!

[faint dragon]

Thats dope ash

[tight breach]

Just think everyone, they have halfsword. Are playing it. Won't show it to us and they get to have it and we don't

[patent jungle]

@manic drift stop impersonating me

[tight breach]

We should make them be us and us be them and then we have half sword and they are us because we are them but then we still don't have half sword d or a soul because we ussed the us them the we

(my sanity is dropping without traps)

[manic drift]

but im lops

[patent jungle]

no im lops

[manic drift]

no im lops

[patent jungle]

no IM lops

[manic drift]

iM lops

[patent jungle]

I AM lops

[manic drift]

I IS lops

[patent jungle]

No, sir im lops

[karmic sierra]

i think this one is lops

[manic drift]

yeah im lops

[patent jungle]

....

N OOOOOOOOO

[karmic sierra]

yeah idk about the other one

[manic drift]

@patent jungle is impersonating

[patent jungle]

cmon im level 3, ive been in this server longer than him

ive been lops since i joined

!!!

[manic drift]

i've been lops before you joined

[patent jungle]

fake ive been lops before u were lops

[manic drift]

but i was lops since i made my account

[patent jungle]

fake u werent, i was

[tight breach]

At what point is this spam nonsense

[karmic sierra]

sure sure...

[patent jungle]

i am lops tell him to not be lops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[karmic sierra]

when lops becomes lops and not lops

[patent jungle]

I AM LOPS

!!!!!!!!!

[manic drift]

i set my name to lops when i made my account

[tight breach]

Both of you kith and then reproduce by budding

[karmic sierra]

who is lops

[manic drift]

this other lops guy only set it after

[patent jungle]

me

[karmic sierra]

why is lops

[manic drift]

me

lopster

[patent jungle]

ive been lops before him

[karmic sierra]

good idea

[patent jungle]

i am the lop

!!!!!!!!!

[manic drift]

well im the lops

[patent jungle]

no i am the lops

[karmic sierra]

i think im lops now

[manic drift]

you lopster

ok

[patent jungle]

you lopsass

[manic drift]

@karmic sierra is lops

[karmic sierra]

mmm yes

[manic drift]

hi lops

[karmic sierra]

as it should be

hi lops but not lops

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-man-behind-the-slaughter-purple-guy-fnaf-meme-skin-tone-chicken-bone-gif-10695570410071372963

[tight breach]

@manic drift is fake because their pronouns are wrong

[patent jungle]

i am lops

[tight breach]

They didn't do enough work

[manic drift]

okay this is too much for me

im gonna go now

[tight breach]

Shoddy skin stealer

[patent jungle]

lol!!!!!!!!1111

[karmic sierra]

wow we're the only lops now lops

but im the true one

[patent jungle]

"duevr"

[tight breach]

I miss Gorris

As well as moai

[patent jungle]

sir moai?

[tight breach]

Of pain
Of Christmas
Of spaghetti

But yes

[patent jungle]

wym u miss him?

[autumn citrus]

are there devs

[patent jungle]

he changed name?

[autumn citrus]

actually i have one question

[autumn citrus]

yeah i cahnged my name thanks for noticing

i know you guys were missing me

[patent jungle]

what

[tight breach]

You are not moain

[wary crest]

good boyssss

[patent jungle]

u aint sir moai of easter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[autumn citrus]

nope

[fast nymph]

WHERE IS MOAI MY BELOVED!??!!?

[autumn citrus]

but i know you guys still missed me

[tight breach]

Subhuman balkhan duck

[patent jungle]

moai doesnt have fonk tag

and hes mod right

[autumn citrus]

excuse me?

[fast nymph]

i know you looked at my profile but i can't prove it.

[tight breach]

Don't have to I absolutely did

Mostly to figure out if I was looking at Kanye West photo shopped over knight armor

Which was an extremely funny image to me and now I want someone to make that

[autumn citrus]

i have one question for the full game

will there be a flail

there has to be right?

[tight breach]

Yes

[fast nymph]

wait where is Sir Moai Of Easter?

[patent jungle]

what

[autumn citrus]

awesome sauce

[tight breach]

I am. Not a dev. And lying

[patent jungle]

Subhuman Balkan Fuck

[tight breach]

GORRIS

[faint dragon]

“We all float!” ahh pfp

[tight breach]

🎉

[autumn citrus]

patty cake patty cake

[faint dragon]

Hello rat king

[patent jungle]

eh i cant find sir moai in the server

[tight breach]

Oh by the way I got an olive cross recently, someone gave it to me

[patent jungle]

what happened

[faint dragon]

Hmmm what does it look like?

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[tight breach]

Idk if it's actually appropriate to talk about medical nonsensical nonsense in the chat but long and short a good friend of mine survived cancer and gave ME a cross because "I helped them do it"

[fast nymph]

WE NEED ANSWERS ABOUT THE DISAPPEARANCE OF THE EASTER MOAI!

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1353757369708056677/1388210426881376267/togif.gif

WHERES MOAI

[tight breach]

It's a little twelve dollar cross that comes with a meditation book

[patent jungle]

damn, good thing he made it

[dusky hazel]

🗿

[tight breach]

Yeah nah dudes a fucking beast

[faint dragon]

MOAI

[patent jungle]

WERES MOAIII

[dusky hazel]

idk but check out this successful amputation

[fast nymph]

did he like get banned or something?

[tight breach]

To my knowledge non

[patent jungle]

what happened to him

[tight breach]

I just miss random users at random times

[patent jungle]

wait i might have him in dms

[faint dragon]

He could be greyfacedman

Im not sure

[tight breach]

He is

[faint dragon]

Yup thats moai

[tight breach]

Anyway demons cannot touch me I have Christ on my side

[patent jungle]

i tihnk

yea

i have greyfacedman in dms

[tight breach]

As well as this funny piece of right angled wood

[patent jungle]

i think hes greyfacedman

[tight breach]

Once again he's he is

[dusky hazel]

baron vs militia is basically free aura pics bro like

[tight breach]

Anyone heard from skong man?

Uh sand I think it was

[faint dragon]

Baron assaults poor militian in public

[dusky hazel]

militia fights back tho

very tuffly to be specific

[faint dragon]

Then militia will stand a chance!!

[tight breach]

We have crypto scam members in the discord apparently

That's... Interesting

[fast nymph]

YEAH ONE TIME, ONE DMED ME TRYING TO SCAM ME! (she later got banned)

why did my dumbass type "banned" as "scammed" LMFAO

i lowk kind of lied to them that i had a job, my ass is unemployed.

[dusky hazel]

couldve blocked them

[tight breach]

"text buddy"

[fast nymph]

i was lowk interested where it was going.

[tight breach]

Listen, if your trying to get in my pants that's all well and good. But there's nothing there

"I don't need your information" how will you pay me you fool

I don't want your money give me cheese

[fast nymph]

she thought she could get with THE Spase Bulachanski, She cant bag someone like me /j

[tight breach]

/srs head up king

(I fucking hate /j and the simmilar)

[dusky hazel]

i use /j to maek sure people knwo its a joke

cuz for some reason some people dont understand sarcasm

[fast nymph]

me too

[tight breach]

They also don't understand havarti cheese

[sleek belfry]

that might be autism gng

[tight breach]

But I do

[dusky hazel]

problem is I am the one wiht the tism

[tight breach]

Nuh UH I got rawrtism

[dusky hazel]

and I can understand sarcasm and also see it

[tight breach]

I can taste it

[dusky hazel]

i like emmental

[sleek belfry]

theres levels to this

[dusky hazel]

its pretty good for grilled cheeses

[fast nymph]

suka blyet?

[tight breach]

Provolone with Colby Jack

[dusky hazel]

does the triple x deal more damage htan normal x

[sleek belfry]

no russian

[tight breach]

God now I need a grilled cheese

[fast nymph]

speak english please.

[dusky hazel]

english only but yeah

[tight breach]

They aren't being racist it's a server rule

[sleek belfry]

i understand russian he said Yes, are you russian

het is no

da is yes

[fast nymph]

ok this guy is a troll he just said "ukraine is shit" i know a little russian.

[dusky hazel]

im not russian

im italian

i just said "english only but yeah" as to specify that its not just russian language that isnt allowe dhere

[sleek belfry]

im not russian, im australia

[fast nymph]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[tight breach]

Lmao

They are insulting Ukraine

[dusky hazel]

nice

[tight breach]

God my Russian is rusty as hell

[dusky hazel]

im ngl cassowaries are tuff

[tight breach]

My kanji even less so

[bright prairie]

I would take action but I have no clue what they’re saying

[tight breach]

They said Ukraine is shit

[indigo hare]

One sec

[fast nymph]

dawg he said "Ukraine is shit"

[tight breach]

It literally is 1-1 Ukraine is waste or Ukraine is shit

[dusky hazel]

you know what the last 2 letters are

[tight breach]

It's a troll

[indigo hare]

Okay yeah

[dusky hazel]

i have an idea on how to deal with scammers

say willie voicelines

[sleek belfry]

that guy would get a 100% on the russian citizenship test

[dusky hazel]

dont matter which ones just a random one

[tight breach]

Should have said
У меня низкая мозговая активность.

[dusky hazel]

call them something like "ragamuffin"

[tight breach]

I will now speak in English

[fast nymph]

as a person who can read cyrillic and understand quite a bit of slavic languages, "govno" means shit/poop.

[tight breach]

Just had to get that out of my system

[plain scroll]

please move on

[tight breach]

I like German as a language and kanji is fun as well

[tight breach]

My apologies

[sleek belfry]

cheese

[tight breach]

CHEESE?!

[fast nymph]

i only kind of understand slavic languages because i am a slav 😭

[sleek belfry]

NO CHEESE

NONE

[tight breach]

Cheese?

[sleek belfry]

we are sold out on cheese

[fast nymph]

GIVE ME CHEESE!

[tight breach]

(I thought we were doing the treat bit)

[wind geode]

Bro, that is NOT me

[dusky hazel]

lets talk cassowaries

theyre cool

[tight breach]

Outlast trials player?

[sleek belfry]

big ass birds

[tight breach]

Peak?

[fast nymph]

Wtf does ts mean modman?

[wind geode]

wdym

[tight breach]

I think that's outlast whistleblower actually

Which God speed man

[sleek belfry]

new to this gang

[wind geode]

trials

[tight breach]

Couldn't see the hud

Be careful of whistleblower

That's all I'ma say

[dusky hazel]

why are htey so aggressive tho

[tight breach]

Do you have the filter on

[dusky hazel]

like they literally dropkick you and when it happens your intestines come out

[wind geode]

what

[sleek belfry]

wouldnt happen to me

[wind geode]

what filter

[dusky hazel]

thats actualyl like somethin with australian wildlife thats bigger than a spoon

like

[tight breach]

The filter that makes naked NPCs have filter grain

[dusky hazel]

kangaroos will kick you and htye have claws o ntheir feet

emus will kick you and they have claws on their feet

cassowaries

like

they all pick the same build 😭

[sleek belfry]

meta build

[wind geode]

Nah I've seen dih a few times

[tight breach]

Good the correct way to play the game

[sleek belfry]

😳

[tight breach]

Praise Dr Easter man

Who I think is moai in disguise

[empty bear]

what did i just walk into

[sleek belfry]

the caption?

[kindred marlin]

Can i play early acess with a i5 7400 16 gb ram ddr5 and a 1050 ti?

[dusky hazel]

skin and what

HELP WHY IS THAT GUY CRAWLING AT ME

[tight breach]

Brother the games got much worse

[fast nymph]

AYY TWINS WE BOTH GOT A 1050 TI!

[tight breach]

Whack him on head.

Also Jessy did good work on the trailer

[quick night]

Mopsen The Protector Vs Melon Mania, The Art Of Memes

[tight breach]

The track against his voice wasn't too bad but it needed a little variation like a harpsichord or a lute

[sleek belfry]

also

anyone else here play foxhole?

[tight breach]

That is too say the people complaining the music is too grating are simply mad it wasn't melodically busy enough

[tight breach]

Here here

[rain bluff]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 6 DAYS TIL DEMO

[empty bear]

half sword a week away

[sleek belfry]

shard and team?

[tight breach]

EA demo is out

[tight breach]

Been a while but I had a gray uniform

[rain bluff]

thats what i meant

i cant think clearly anymore

[tight breach]

Am I not thinking of the right game

Endless war where you a have logistics teams and it's giant scale pvp battles that last like months where you capture map points and such not

[sleek belfry]

wardens and Colonials?

[empty bear]

can you believe it guys half-sword a week away

[dry perch]

how much is the game going to cost?

[tight breach]

Colonials

[sleek belfry]

able shard?

big map

[tight breach]

With the trenches and such?

[sleek belfry]

like the full map

[tight breach]

Let me Google it

The big one

[sleek belfry]

yes

[tight breach]

Yes yes!

[sleek belfry]

YOOO

[tight breach]

Apologies lol

Much more of an arma 3 guy

Haven't started with reforger

[faint dragon]

Yes pickleson

[tight breach]

Door kicker 2 is also fun

But people sweat it too much

Erm ERM ERM ERM you weren't precise and tactical and a real seat squad wouldn't

They are dead we are not

Simple as.

Six days in Fallujah is also fantastic

[dusky hazel]

am i scratching his back too hard

[red hull]

Will there be multilayer?

[snow violet]

unfortunatly theres rarely 100+ people online for the multiplayer

but i agree, very fun game

[tight breach]

I play private lobby anyway

Me and three goober friends go stupid

[snow violet]

based

[quick night]

Split screen coop and pvp

[tight breach]

PTSD go funny

[plain scroll]

splitscreen multiplayer that works with steam remote play. No online

[snow violet]

did they drop a price for halfsword?

or is it just wait and see

[young thistle]

half sword has me geeking out for 3/4 sword

[snow violet]

just wait for the full sword

[warm pebble]

Under 30 has been confirmed

Im assuming 25ish

[quick night]

Is it?

[warm pebble]

Supposedly if i look back on mcwonderbeast's messages

Im assuming 25 but might as well be 29.99 or something

[plain scroll]

It has been

[snow violet]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

[thorny sigil]

im Jerusalem

[quick night]

Yeah I just went through the messages to make sure

[snow violet]

honestly wouldnt mind even dropping 40ish on it depending on the amount of release content

[swift moss]

release half sword or i ban all

[snow violet]

dew it

[plain scroll]

[swift moss]

!ban all

[thorny sigil]

I can pay a maximum of 7 dollars

[plain scroll]

Thats not the prefix we use noob

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-everyone-wheel-i-hate-you-gif-7282616540403564084

[swift moss]

ban all

[warm pebble]

Can you show em ;)

[plain scroll]

id parry it

[snow violet]

DAMNIT NO GIF PERMS

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perm-flex-gif-25791122

[snow violet]

T-T

[swift moss]

/ban ALL....

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-e-caption-embed-fail-gif-12509343887038783501

[snow violet]

i will dono my life savings for gif perms

PLEASE

[jagged valve]

6 days

[thorny sigil]

I am Constantinople.

im

MEHMET THE CONQUEROR

[wanton portal]

do you guys hope that half sword is going to be the same gorey fighting game like it is rn
or do you hope that it has a story mode

[tender pond]

What's the difference between a messer and falchion(ingame)?

[snow violet]

both, both is good

[waxen heart]

Hmmmm based on there is different location i guess story mode but both is good

[deft comet]

ones named a messer and the other is named a falchion

im sorry dude but a story mode in this game would be the goofiest fucking thing

its better to just leave it stupid and fun

and gorey

[wanton portal]

I mean
its going to introduce different and new faces right

[languid ruin]

im so full of halfsword oooooough

[wanton portal]

Willie is not in the ea

[safe sundial]

Halfswords never supposed to come out they're gonna pull the rapture card the day of release 🥹 ✌️

[wanton portal]

of half sword

[swift moss]

willie dead

[languid ruin]

the willie fungus sprout evolved into many subspecies after years of tiny changes

[snow violet]

were getting nuked before Halfsword releases

[wanton portal]

erm
we're* 🤓

[snow violet]

i hope it starts with your house

[languid ruin]

i'm willing to sacrifice a 2027 gta VI release so that this game comes out fully faster

[safe sundial]

The entirety of halfsword is on someone's computer and it's gonna melt

[swift moss]

we're* 🤓 getting nuked before Halfsword releases

[wanton portal]

that's GTA 6's pc release date btw

[woven lantern]

bruh😭

[snow violet]

erm you're late

[swift moss]

dam

i said it first

[snow violet]

LIES

BLASPHEMY

[safe sundial]

Manager Melon typing up a storm

[quick night]

I want the game to have no gore or blood so they can publish it as pg-13,

plus i want to convert the gameplay to a button masher, since it being mouse controlled would be to hard for the general masses,

I want the first thing we see to be a tutorial since the masses won't understand the game without it,

I want the game to completely remove all weapons and replace it with light sabers since the general masses find historical weapons boring.

[swift moss]

allat of typing for what

[wanton portal]

this is just the average star wars game

[deft comet]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-emoji-no-no-emotiguy-no-no-no-gif-gif-9742000569423889376

[wanton portal]

anything space related is for NERDS

[deft comet]

bro wants ea to direct halfsword

you heard it here first

[swift moss]

half sword delayed because i said so

[snow violet]

i got thrown in brainrot jail

[quick night]

No one cares about historical media, only fantasy and sci-fi, which is easier for the masses

[deft comet]

guys what happens if i ping milek with a funny meme

[wanton portal]

warn and mute

[snow violet]

NO you HAVE to make it as appealing to as large of a market as possible

[deft comet]

what if he laughs

[wanton portal]

still

[warm pebble]

And make the main character fight for [insert random country] rights to not make the sensitive minds mad

[swift moss]

do it

[wanton portal]

the rules state that dont ping staff members unless they're active in chat

[wanton portal]

🤓

[snow violet]

but what if i want to say hi 🙁

[wanton portal]

HENRY

[waxen heart]

Fire fit

[safe flax]

hopefully there is like a 10 percent off sale or something when the game comes out

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kingdom-come-deliverance-gif-14042213953607243455

[waxen heart]

Henry has come to see us !

[safe flax]

is manager melon writing an essay

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241845595384315977/1462747486715121808/IRvpH0WDnTyYw1t9-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[waxen heart]

The fuck happened with the krusty krab

[unreal bay]

Alot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219761764435103784/1270054955448930324/togif.gif

[swift moss]

burnt down

[warm pebble]

Btw i gotta ask, will you keep giving us snek peks when ea releases ?

[safe flax]

are u ok manager melon

[unreal bay]

Its just a week

[safe flax]

are you still writing an essay

[warm pebble]

Manager melon why you writing the bible

[waxen heart]

Let manager melon write

[warm pebble]

No like, after release, like "next patch" leaks kind of thing

[waxen heart]

And we see for ourselves when he is done

[safe flax]

whos gonna tell him

[unreal bay]

Oh yeah sure

[warm pebble]

Show us the good gore work like we all love

We all psycopaths

[swift moss]

delete every single thing related to you in the project so it never releases

[unreal bay]

Will doo

[low cloak]

How much is the game gonna be?

[unreal bay]

99

[low cloak]

any info?

[safe flax]

probably like 20 to 30 moneys

[warm pebble]

Nice

[snow violet]

nuke the discord and unlist the game from steam

[swift moss]

cents

[snow violet]

i heard it was confirmed to be 30 usd

[cold wraith]

4 grossos

[warm pebble]

Under

Under 30 was confirmed

[snow violet]

woop woop

another win for the poor (me)

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[warm pebble]

First silksong and now hs

We gotta crash the marketplace

[swift moss]

ok ddos steam

[primal roost]

what is manager melon typing

[swift moss]

so the marketplace crashes

[primal roost]

✌️

[snow violet]

nuke gabes steam yacht

[warm pebble]

Manager melon why you still writing

Sre you writing that house of louds fanfic ?

[swift moss]

no give it to me

[primal roost]

but then no hl3

[snow violet]

hl3 before gta6

[primal roost]

imagine hl3 is on the steam machine

[snow violet]

its stored on gabes steam boat

[restive trench]

he does that sometimes

hes gonna write a masterpiece you just gotta wait

[primal roost]

he stopped

[warm pebble]

EVERYONE STOP

[snow violet]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

[primal roost]

hes still going

[snow violet]

YOU MADE HIM RESTART

[warm pebble]

MELON WHATS GOING ON

WHO'S FORCING YOU

[snow violet]

YOU ARE

EVERY TIME YOU TYPE HE HAS TO RESTART

[quick night]

I think they should remove ALL physics based movement, and just switch to premade animations, since it would make the development and game easier for the masses,

since we targeting this game for teens we should optimise this game for mobile, and implement freemium features, like ads and in game transactions and battlepasses,

they should make the main character a women of color, since it would be relatable to the general masses,

we should make the game more fantasy based since medieval and historical stuff is boring to the masses,

plus they should make a event in roblox so all of their players will hope on half sword,

we should release merchandise before the game even releases, plushies popcorn buckets and bobbles heads,

We should replace goodmalware with ice spice since she is more famous and popular to the general masses.

Thank you for coming to my pitch.

[safe flax]

jesus

[worldly sluice]

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW MUCH THE GAME WILL COST?????

[safe flax]

hes finally done

[safe flax]

£54

[worldly sluice]

...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1298345534444277760/1451035105895120997/attachment.gif

[snow violet]

41 pesos

[quick night]

@Grok is this true?

[restive trench]

no its real

[snow violet]

grokler

[cold wraith]

10 Groschen

[quick night]

Community manager said it would be below 30 in usd.

[restive trench]

lets talk about the price

[worldly sluice]

will it be possible to make your opponent a woman in the game?

[worldly sluice]

oh ok

[restive trench]

nope

[worldly sluice]

🙁

[worldly sluice]

i hope mods will fix this bug

[spark quartz]

29.99 lmao

[frosty stratus]

WAIT WHAT I JUST REALISED THIS IN THE EA TRAILER. GmbH??? like the people behind beamng? 😭

[restive trench]

SO THATS WHY PIRRET USED BEAMNG AS REFERENCE

for regional pricing

[frosty stratus]

WHEN

o

[restive trench]

yesterday when ea trailer dropped

he said regional prices gonna be similar to beamng to a degree

[frosty stratus]

lets hope its 25 euro

maybe my broke ass can afford it

anyways bye yall

[quick night]

Baller knowledge I gatekept for years

[frosty stratus]

gotta go rn

[wanton portal]

wow

[safe flax]

yes

they helped half sword do the multiplayer thing i think

[wanton portal]

does that mean we could be able to drive cars in half sword

[snow violet]

playable wagons ! ! !

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866699859813859352/1387785520414851123/lv_0_20250626162250.gif

[quick night]

Why drive cars if we can just ride willies

[restive trench]

check pins in halfswod chat

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/twenty-dollars-gil-grease-rise-of-the-pink-ladies-s1-e7-that's-expensive-gif-7323069280207478066

[restive trench]

ayo

[wanton portal]

wrong gif

[snow violet]

to this?

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[quick night]

Make it dancing script

And black and white

And press new

[restive trench]

here

[worldly sluice]

because im black

[restive trench]

what

[worldly sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322378357396078714/1348270417701240843/attachment.gif

[snow violet]

what if you were white or chineese

[sleek belfry]

yuno ball

[worldly sluice]

bro my brain cant handle this

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[deft comet]

whats ur fav melon type

[restive trench]

oh no

hes back at it again

[quick night]

The one with big watermelons and eats like a vacuum

[restive trench]

oh nvm

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-ever-feel-safe-remember-im-out-there-gif-13823472169564031973

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235317149183115345/1437335400027918450/attachment.gif

[worldly sluice]

im un din din done

[quick night]

MOPSENNNN!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE CHAT.

FIGHT THE BATTLE!!!

#1464610388044939305

Fuck man he is in medal again

[waxen heart]

This is going to be the battle of the year

[gloomy urchin]

i automatically vote for you cuz you're more active

i saw mopsen probably like 3 times

[pale rampart]

half sword playtest will cost money right?

or is it free

[deft comet]

itll be at least 3

[quick night]

The Early Access?
Yeah, below 30 in usd

As the Community Manager said

[deft comet]

@silk harbor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRYwbGgd3XQ
i thought youd enjoy this nice man showing his beautiful cabbage

[pale rampart]

yeah early access mb

holy thats a ton but it was expected

[quick night]

dev ping, kill them!

[deft comet]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-memoji-gif-23490017

[quick night]

Hey atleast it's cheaper then mw3 (the new one)

[spare lance]

[deft comet]

i am now half bow

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-change-your-ways-deep-meaning-serious-the-gif-14128459904087667281

[quick night]

Why does Schreibers get cool name color but not custom role icon? Do they view Schreibers lesser then other roles like og?

[snow mulch]

How much is halfsword gonna be

[deft comet]

7

[quick night]

Community manager said it would less then 30 in usd

[snow mulch]

Oh wow

Thought it would be like 60

[deft comet]

this isnt ea bro

[frozen granite]

Bro ts releasing on steam?????

Ima go wild

[mighty badger]

1:Goth cultist, 2: Space Cowboy if you want, 3: You can be a fucking dumbass and a genius at the same time

[frozen granite]

Fuck yeah

[mighty badger]

i mean

technically yeah it is

its early access after all

[deft comet]

its joever

battle pass is coming to halfsword

[spark quartz]

16 hours 💔

[deft comet]

billions must buy dlc

[mighty badger]

I had to give the pc to my BROTHER :(

[spark quartz]

Do you not have a PHONE MF

[mighty badger]

but personally those are the three biggest points for OW2

[quick night]

If they don't add Loot boxes I would lowky ########## and ######

[mighty badger]

i DO but i dont LIKE using discord in the phone

[thorny sigil]

I am not one of those men, I am Selahaddin.

[weary tinsel]

Tags

[spark quartz]

Oh boy lets take a look at what that gif was

[thorny sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/salahdin-sala-din-edit-kingdom-of-heaven-if-we-being-real-gif-14287642533521541665

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[spark quartz]

ok phew

[mighty badger]

need level 2 to send

[thorny sigil]

this

[spark quartz]

I thought that was gonna be rancid

[mighty badger]

just chat a bit

[spark quartz]

You're banned from aging btw

you will simply rot

[thorny sigil]

How do I become level 2?

[spark quartz]

Yap

[mighty badger]

just chat a bit

doesnt take long

good thing you are texting people then

HA

[thorny sigil]

ok

hello chat

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dance-sea-lion-gif-18060641275691946665

[spark quartz]

uhhhhh do what I do and pretend you care about anybody while secretly holding a deep resentment towards them

[weary tinsel]

Wtf

[slate summit]

What the fuck. Halfsword is now in the wishlist top 10

holy jesus

[thorny sigil]

What do you think about Türkiye?

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-speechless-shocked-uhm-gif-6727402699965503008

[spark quartz]

I'm more of a chicken guy

[deft comet]

Constantinople

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/grr-grrr-grrrr-grrrrr-grrrrrr-gif-11468024821216396093

[thorny sigil]

not

[slate summit]

törken

[quick night]

Rot? Brainrot? Sklbldl Toilet?!!!!

BRRRR SKlBlDl DOP DOP YES YES, SKlBlDL DOP DOP NEET NEET

[thorny sigil]

this is istanbul

[slate summit]

cope

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-gif-18313685835431531380

[thorny sigil]

not constantinapole

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disappointed-disgusting-disgusted-looking-gif-6561690286467128067

[deft comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqnb_nU7RBE

[mighty badger]

gtg hit the gym buh bye folks

[quick night]

going insane bruh

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[slate summit]

Be silent, greek.

[mighty badger]

chest and biceps

my back day goes with triceps

i have grown aware

aw man :(

[thorny sigil]

We buried the Greeks in Istanbul in 1453.

[mighty badger]

"person" is crazy

[deft comet]

guys why was constantinople changed to istanbul? constantinople was clearly the better name

[mighty badger]

hold on got to check it real quick

[slate summit]

Is that why your DNA test says 70% greek and 10% turk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732625407307677776/1445404660633571509/dale-walking-dead.gif

[spark quartz]

generational beef happening rn

[slate summit]

never ask a turk what his DNA test says

[mighty badger]

yeah i did confuse it it is back and biceps day lol

[mighty badger]

lmao

[thorny sigil]

The meaning of Istanbul is "Islamic city".

[mighty badger]

anyways bye plebe

[spark quartz]

Annnd thats where we stop

[thorny sigil]

That's the most misinformation I've ever seen.

[spark quartz]

Discord users trying to read server rules challenge impossible

[deft comet]

what was the meaning of constantinople

[spark quartz]

Last warning muffin

[mighty badger]

hehe

[spark quartz]

Stop making shit religious and political

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1464110938386071738/image0.gif

[thorny sigil]

i dont know

[deft comet]

failure

[slate summit]

lets whip him in the town square!!!

JUST DONT BRING UP ISRAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[spark quartz]

And now youre in timeout!!!!!!

[weary tinsel]

Uhh

[slate summit]

lets all have peace

and eat scrambled eggs

[weary tinsel]

Rules...

[deft comet]

my bro whats ur opinion on the political climate of zimbabwe

[thorny sigil]

I agree with this

[spark quartz]

man idk i just got here

[slate summit]

it has a pretty cool name

[spark quartz]

How about we just drop the conversation all together

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-soy-boy-soy-milk-singing-scary-gif-26833699

[thorny sigil]

ok

[opal zinc]

wait i can mod half sword?

[meager charm]

requiem_70 (Requiem_70)'s avatar

[opal zinc]

how can i mod it

[spark quartz]

#modders-guild-hall

[opal zinc]

ty

[restive trench]

hollow knight inspired pfp?

[meager charm]

muffinthug (Muffin)'s avatar

[quick night]

Don't mind me

[spark quartz]

Bro is scheming

[thorny sigil]

Do you like me?

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-fright-gif-1407771759511089766

[deft comet]

i like your mums cooking

[gloomy urchin]

meow

meow

[spark quartz]

I saw that

[thorny sigil]

what does this mean

[gloomy urchin]

no you didnt

[spark quartz]

bro forgot to switch from Russian

[deft comet]

it means your mother is a lovely woman and she makes great food

[deft comet]

me after eating at syniox's mums house

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356874329433968793/1370879040180850708/You_have.gif

[thorny sigil]

Why are you talking about my mother?

[restive trench]

4?

[deft comet]

because shes my mother as well

we are brothers

[spark quartz]

Half bow please stop dawg he did NOT like the joke 😭

[gloomy urchin]

maybe

[deft comet]

come on man

im literally praising the guys mum

[thorny sigil]

yeah

[safe raft]

Average eastern european man:

[thorny sigil]

i like it

[weary tinsel]

Lots of iggor cavaleras

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-bark-arf-woof-no-self-control-gif-14080917966721155551

[gloomy urchin]

whatever sound horses make

[drowsy knoll]

W early access

[deft comet]

how is your mother? is she in good health?

alhamdullah i hope she is

[spark quartz]

she died in 2012

[deft comet]

fuck dude

im so sorry

[spark quartz]

I'm just kidding lol

she aight

[weary tinsel]

[deft comet]

[gloomy urchin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802977594860503042/1202955975951384607/caption.gif

[last whale]

Gore.....

[deft comet]

man that aint funny

[gloomy urchin]

no he aint

[spark quartz]

me when I dont read the rules about mentioning politics including political figures

[hybrid granite]

hmm better way to word it

[deft comet]

guys can i play a muslim willie in half sword early access?

[restive trench]

can you read the god damn rules

[deft comet]

i wish to slay infidels

[spark quartz]

plz stop making religious references gang its IN THE RULES

[deft comet]

OKAY SORRY

[gloomy urchin]

rules are GONE

[deft comet]

DAMN

[restive trench]

silly, drone strike this motherfucker

[gloomy urchin]

#rules

[thorny sigil]

wow, im muslim too

[last whale]

Nuh uh

[spark quartz]

that is not an appropriate joke to make given the context

[deft comet]

i knew you were my brother

[blissful drum]

same

[restive trench]

OH IM SORRY LMFAO

[hybrid granite]

all of us lowkey stupid

[restive trench]

i meant as in steam support drone strike

[thorny sigil]

you are muslim?

[gloomy urchin]

bro could js go for a triple streak

[deft comet]

i am

though i think the mod doesnt like us discussing this

[drowsy knoll]

my biggest issue with the new trailer is everyone isnt bald

[gloomy urchin]

no religions

no poloticks

no philosophy

and whatever

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cherry-grizzly-bear-gif-5086384154174318002

[deft comet]

bismallah may the mod have a prosperous moderation session

[restive trench]

cut their heads off

[thorny sigil]

I just asked, it wasn't to argue.

[drowsy knoll]

everyone in half sword universe is bald everyone knows that

[thorny sigil]

yes or no

[deft comet]

i know but hes itchy about it

[gloomy urchin]

thats false unfortunately

[hybrid granite]

bro gotta be gentle or the hand gone too

[deft comet]

yes

[gloomy urchin]

everyone got hair now

[drowsy knoll]

but the bald lore

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929032494320320636/1287920082420367392/image0.gif

[thorny sigil]

where are you from

[hybrid granite]

guys you can play as bald willie mcwonderbeast said you can change his hair

[gloomy urchin]

haii shizton

[deft comet]

thats where the info stops

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-rabbit-alice-gif-9929725

[last whale]

Hi Stair Man

[gloomy urchin]

apparently you were the second person to reply to my first ever message

[hybrid granite]

one thing thats pretty cool is im gonna be starting hema like next week maybe if i can buy a sabre from this one guy

[thorny sigil]

bosna

[restive trench]

who was the first

[gloomy urchin]

m00

[restive trench]

nice

[deft comet]

hello

now i am the third person

[gloomy urchin]

first ever in the server

oh it is

[thorny sigil]

albania?

[fast nymph]

Bye

[restive trench]

for me hes the first

[gloomy urchin]

nvrm i messed the order up shizton is first

silly i cba to get ticket in modmail if someone talks about how bad country is is it against the rules

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazber-ayayay-russian-bear-gif-7897369180319212790

[gloomy urchin]

mf is gone the second i asked a question

https://tenor.com/view/spin-haru-urara-woah-spinning-so-fast-uma-musume-gif-17233076072559719995

waterer i gotta sleep

bye

[hybrid granite]

you're from bosnia

[thorny sigil]

I am from Türkiye

[weary tinsel]

Lmao

[hybrid granite]

sick bro i love going to istanbul

one of my favorite cities

[thorny sigil]

Istanbul is very beautiful.

[hybrid granite]

we dont have a good history with the turks (im serbian) but i love turkey

[thorny sigil]

True, we don't have a very glorious past, but you helped us at certain points in history.

I am absolutely not happy with what you have done for Kosovo.

[red forge]

How much will the game be on release

[quick night]

Early Access?
Community Manager said below 30 in usd

[karmic sierra]

an arm and a leg

[karmic sierra]

that makes way more sense dude

[deft comet]

how many times have you answered this question

[red forge]

Not bad

[thorny sigil]

I can't pay more than $10.

[mystic locust]

I just want that trailer song lowkey ✌️🤧

[quick night]

6

To

5 times

[wanton portal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6UhQnuigSNJzXCG7s5tIok?si=d6f2d78f21cf4390

[thorny sigil]

Because our economy is in very bad shape.

[quick night]

Holding my alpha urge to say the number

[thorny sigil]

1 dolar=42 turkish lira

[deft comet]

guys

lets make a gofundme for syniox's halfsword purchase

[thorny sigil]

thank you

[deft comet]

COWARD

[last whale]

The poor shall stay poor

[deft comet]

okay this is actually fucked up to say lmao

[thorny sigil]

I'm only 14 years old and I'm saving up my school allowance to buy video games.

[light tree]

same lowkey

[spark quartz]

hi odesai

[light tree]

hi silly mod

my dear pal

[spark quartz]

Shizzy wizzy

[light tree]

how are you

[spark quartz]

I'm aight bro how are you

[last whale]

Silly Head hi

[thorny sigil]

I'm not poor, I just can't get money from my family to buy games.

[light tree]

really good now that I know the game is releasing soon :D

and I sent the google form thing too so I hope mayhaps they will respond lowkey

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1463032999410139188/tenor.gif

[last whale]

Just work lmao

[wanton portal]

how fast do you guys think people will find bugs in the game?
like when it releases

[light tree]

where are you gonna find a job at 14

[wanton portal]

summer

[thorny sigil]

im 14 years old

[light tree]

well good thing the game isnt releasing in the summer

[last whale]

So what

[light tree]

where are u gonna find a job at 14

[last whale]

Just find a job, very easy

[thorny sigil]

I cannot work because I am not of legal age.

[light tree]

L ragebait

[wanton portal]

at jobfinder.com

[deft comet]

imagine trying to ragebait a 14 year old bro

giga loser shit

[light tree]

fr

[wanton portal]

you could work at very small bakeries and stores and shit

[quick night]

How about doing errands around the neighbourhood? Mowing the lawn, taking out the trash, or is that just a American thing?

[wanton portal]

american thing

[light tree]

most of that is an american thing

[last whale]

I am giving advices

[light tree]

maybe in the winter like shoveling the snow

[wanton portal]

canada

[deft comet]

no you're just being rude.

[thorny sigil]

Sometimes I work at my father's shop, but he only pays me 300 TL.

[wanton portal]

whats TL

[thorny sigil]

turkish lira

[light tree]

turkish lira

its 6 euros

[wanton portal]

wow

a measly 6 dollars

[last whale]

Nuh uh

[light tree]

you should try to ask him if you could do some more work for more money lowkey

[wanton portal]

you're going places kid

[deft comet]

Mümkünse, para karşılığında komşularınızın bahçelerinde veya çiftliklerinde yardım etmeyi ve çalışmayı teklif edin.

[grand bane]

not even threefiddy

[thorny sigil]

There are no houses with gardens here, and my father won't let me work another job.

[light tree]

I make threefordy a minute pal

get on my level

I make 10 yen a day pal

[grand bane]

https://klipy.com/gifs/english-only-english-only-in-global-chat

[thorny sigil]

He was already offering 100 TL, but when I insisted, he gave me 300 TL.

[light tree]

yeah but I mean like asking more often or asking for some more work if yk what I mean

[deft comet]

Bu, başka bir iş bulmakla ilgili değil; küçük miktarlarda para karşılığında yardım ederek veya büyükanneniz gibi yaşlı insanlara alışverişlerinde yardımcı olarak yavaş yavaş biraz daha fazla para kazanabilirsiniz.

[light tree]

even if its just 300 some times

[last whale]

English please

[grand bane]

a whopping 0.064 USD

[autumn laurel]

stop it

[deft comet]

damn okay

trying to help a kid get money to buy this game

and you're all trolling him

[thorny sigil]

aslında bunu nasıl yapacağımı bilmiyorum

çevremde böyle işler yok

[light tree]

hes trying to help someone work to be able to afford the game smh

[deft comet]

just ask, syniox

[pine hawk]

when are we getting a half sword release date

[light tree]

is this ragebait

[autumn laurel]

heard of dm's?

[deft comet]

go out on your own and ask

[last whale]

Brother

[deft comet]

you're turkish, yes?

[light tree]

[thorny sigil]

Okay, I'll try that.

[pine hawk]

they said q4 2025. did they scam us

[light tree]

bro

holy ragebait

this is actually working on me

[pine hawk]

"anything i disagree with is ragebait"

[thorny sigil]

yes

[deft comet]

do it nicely though, be kind and say, can i help you with anything around the house? im trying to earn pocket change.

[slate tide]

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIUONS ARE GETTING A MULTIPLAYER MODE?

[light tree]

its literally in announcements pal

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/addition-to-mycollection-more-collection-gif-14095863

[light tree]

no

[deft comet]

then you have a big family

[light tree]

never

[deft comet]

ask your cousins or uncles or aunties

your grandma or grandpa

[slate tide]

never?

[light tree]

never

[quiet sun]

#faq still no idea how this keeps getting asked over and over again Jesus

[last whale]

People are illiterate

[runic cove]

where did you find this brother

[slate tide]

sorry first time in this chat

[autumn laurel]

need the one where patrick is just mouthing all over the hook for people that fall for bait

[thorny sigil]

I have a family of five.

[quiet sun]

You been in the server over 6 months 😭

[deft comet]

i mean your outside family, like your uncles and aunts

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-hook-gif-15276887

[slate tide]

yes but never read a thing expect about release date

[autumn laurel]

yes

[deft comet]

they could probably use some help around the house

[autumn laurel]

wheres a meme manager when you need one

[deft comet]

or even the local shops

[quiet sun]

Where indeed damn

[light tree]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[thorny sigil]

Yes, I have five uncles and four aunts.

[deft comet]

great!!

[light tree]

god damn

[deft comet]

go and ask them for work

[quick night]

Mfer I'm right here

[quiet sun]

GASP

[light tree]

hi manager melon

[autumn laurel]

we need some meme employees as the managers be getting lazy smh

[light tree]

are u related to m00

per chance

[grand bane]

Rage for the rage throne

[last whale]

Where is Manager Melon

[quiet sun]

Yeah where are your meme subordinates?

[light tree]

I am meme ha ha ha

[quick night]

Lazy? That's only m00 I just pumped a meme a few minutes ago

[light tree]

m00 owes me 500 dollars

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/water-drop-faucet-on-drip-gif-15498615