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quick night
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Something being larger can make it a lil bit longer

lucid atlas
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but so far it seems kino

raven ore
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kino?

lucid atlas
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cinema

quick night
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Fredback

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Fred

drowsy finch
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I truly miss shitty ass nightmare ai

untold wraith
drowsy finch
untold wraith
elder pawn
drowsy finch
elder pawn
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#Lootget!

untold wraith
quick night
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quick night
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Thanks mommy

forest parrot
sinful loom
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okay but why is the baron easier than the peasant boss

forest parrot
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My beliefs serve my every desire. The goddess of luck showers me with wealth. I have ultimate power.

idle crest
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Yippie my ciurass is being sent tomorrow finally

waxen heart
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I feel sick

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I just vomited at 1am (my timezone) and right now

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At like 6:45 somewhere

lyric moat
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when gem

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lowkirkenuinely

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reef cosmos
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We ever get a fix for the UE crashes?

spice void
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thank you john halfsword

wintry ingot
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wintry ingot
brisk ivy
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Please mcwonderbeast I need this, my steam account is kinda halfswordless

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wicked mural
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If you say please, it always works, you can get whatever you want. My mommy told me this πŸ₯Ή

autumn laurel
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Each time someone asks for them to release the game the release timer gets reset πŸ˜”

valid spire
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release the game

valid spire
wintry ingot
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hey

dusty ferry
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are there any news about when half sword will come out besides q1

idle crest
craggy trail
wintry ingot
cosmic stone
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why did i spend 50 hours in this ghame

wintry ingot
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secret

wintry ingot
cosmic stone
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woah

lament pulsar
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Yo give half sword now or consequences

atomic mistBOT
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frosty stratus
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ngl is it just me or is it normal for people to eat the ice once they are done drinking shit?

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or am i crazy

frosty stratus
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maybe

calm agate
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how ,uchj longerrrr

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i wanna give you moneyyyyy

gloomy urchin
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you just resetted the update timer

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do you feel proud

frosty stratus
frosty stratus
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@gloomy urchin we gotta slime him out ❀️

proven sphinx
frosty stratus
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in a bad way

proven sphinx
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regardless of the time of year i will be sat at my desk crunching on some ice cubes

mild ruin
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whats the good way of being sick

proven sphinx
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thats okay though

frosty stratus
frosty stratus
mild ruin
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like craving ice is a sign of low iron my mom has that

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WHAT

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THATS BRAINROT???

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im gonna cry

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ice is good tho

proven sphinx
mild ruin
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yea close enough

proven sphinx
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something about healing my inner child

frosty stratus
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wait holy shit he is genuenly serious

proven sphinx
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i am deadly serious

worldly yew
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Whar

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I mean if im overheating ill like

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Eat ice

rocky wasp
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genuinely whats different in ultimate challenge mode

daring turtle
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its like the abyss mode but it crashes very often

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what are you typing

rocky wasp
daring turtle
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trust me no one could take a REAL hit from a REAL blade

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it is pretty hard tbh

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"ultimate challenge" for a reason

rocky wasp
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is it still a ultimate challenge when half the deaths are rng based or bug based

daring turtle
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i mean tbh the first time i won the game

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i couldve easily beaten the baron and all his lackeys

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really easily

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but my pc kept crashing

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SO DAMN MUCH

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the real challenge was my cheeks pc

rocky wasp
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i died bc i stepped on a fucking axe that was on the ground

daring turtle
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lmaooo

rocky wasp
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once you get armor its easy as shit

daring turtle
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tru

rocky wasp
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but no all that gets dropped for me is the stupid shoes

daring turtle
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i stabbed a guy with a pitchfork and he did front flips and crashed my game

daring turtle
rocky wasp
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the gauntlet mode was so easy

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after the first 4 bosses

daring turtle
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yeah

daring turtle
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commoner boss is legit harder than the knight boss

rocky wasp
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knight boss was so easy

daring turtle
rocky wasp
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i think i killed him in like 3 hits

daring turtle
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and the commoner boss... THE 3RD BOSS IN THE GAME

rocky wasp
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commoner boss is just insane tho

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but i found out how to beat it pretty easily

daring turtle
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either you get a clean hit and kill him instantly, BUT HE GETS ONE HIT IN TOO AND KILLS YOU EVEN FASTER

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or he js instantly slashes ur head off

rocky wasp
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i just stayed in peasant class and kept the pitchfork

daring turtle
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i js lunge at him with a longsword and pray he dies

daring turtle
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but its not fun

rocky wasp
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its not fun but i just wanted to get it over with

daring turtle
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cant blame you

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theres literally no tips i can give you for the ultimate challenge man

daring turtle
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for my crashing issues, i turned quality to low (i play on high usually)

lament pulsar
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But then i realise it's not as pleasing as it looks

rocky wasp
lament pulsar
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We must imagine the ice eaters happy

daring turtle
rocky wasp
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for me its the weapons that are an issue

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first guy always has a knife

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then the second guy has a shield and a mace

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but then the third guy has the bringer of doom and dispair that i cant counter

daring turtle
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for me it was usually 1st guy has an axe
2nd guy has a longsword (i usually die here)

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thats the best progression i think

proven sphinx
daring turtle
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knife - axe - longsword

rocky wasp
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with the spikes going out of it

proven sphinx
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the dreaded hatstand

daring turtle
dusty musk
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hey

daring turtle
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if u can kill a guy with a plancon in ultimate challenge ur set

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its ggs

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but my game always crashes seconds after i get it

dusty musk
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plancon is mid at full armored people

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but sometimes goated

daring turtle
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its literally a weapon made for bashing through armor irl

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one clean hit to the head with armor or not and its over

dusty musk
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body hits cant kill instantly

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thats what i mean

daring turtle
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still great

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can break bones sometimes

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but rarely

dusty musk
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thats what i meant gngies

daring turtle
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yeah but

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still

daring turtle
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most weapons dont do nun to ppl with armor anyway

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so if its mid or not still great

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also its max tier is like soldier before u cant get it anymore

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so

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at that lvl its great

dusty musk
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i dont get plancon with more spikes alot\

rocky wasp
daring turtle
rocky wasp
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"just turn off blood"

dusty musk
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its the good version

rocky wasp
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how am i supposed to see if a hit did damage then

rocky wasp
daring turtle
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of course

daring turtle
dusty musk
daring turtle
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also the bodies arewnt the problem damn it

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its the damn armor laying around

dusty musk
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or screams or oofs

rocky wasp
dusty musk
rocky wasp
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i hate the edge alignment in this game

daring turtle
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they always grunt or sum when hit

rocky wasp
daring turtle
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also we needa buff overheads

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u NEVER hit one

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im taking that statement back ijs oneshotted a guy with an overhead

dusty musk
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use slow motion to hit guy with head

daring turtle
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theyre hit or miss

rocky wasp
daring turtle
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mosly miss

dusty musk
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armor

rocky wasp
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spears are so useless for me cuz all i can stab is their legs

dusty musk
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u can stab bodys

daring turtle
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lock off with z and aim higher

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but being able to change what body part u lock on to would be cool

rocky wasp
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i dont get why the lock on point is so low

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i think it locks on to center of mass

daring turtle
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oh man

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i beat a guy and js got cocky and started punching him and i punched his sword and cut my arm in half

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aww golly

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rocky wasp
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i give up

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bug sword

little raven
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Willie sat on the shitter too long and lost blood flow to his legs sword

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i've been dying to willie wobbling too often

tired tulip
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Day 15 Of Early Access Tomorrow

There are no News

Potential Release Date: March 14th 2026.

gloomy urchin
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is it possible to make a realistic fighting scene in 24 fps without it looking too fast or too slow or actions being too obvious (in a way that its stupid for opponent not to react)

daring turtle
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thats pretty specific

gloomy urchin
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meh not reallly

daring turtle
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i dunno

gloomy urchin
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realistic implies all of it being there

daring turtle
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maybe

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why not

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dont click them

idle crest
gloomy urchin
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oh i meant cartoon

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like an animation

idle crest
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Is it different for cartoons?

gloomy urchin
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i mean i guess?

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now that i think about it yeah it was too specific πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

plain scroll
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My basic understanding is that most cartoons are done on 24fps or they are animated on 2s which is where you hold a frame for 2 frames steamhappy

gloomy urchin
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i was honestly thinking of a knife fight but assumed its the same principle of realism for all animations

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but something like boxing match is easier to animate than depict how knife vs knife or knife vs hands really looks

plain scroll
gloomy urchin
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i have ptsd from my dream because i saw a guy being stabbed to death 😭

slate marsh
gloomy urchin
slate marsh
gloomy urchin
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YOU JUST DID!!

shy perch
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Hi

slate marsh
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No I wished we had an update for progress

shy perch
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I'm new here

shut yew
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my wife will divorce me tomorrow unless this EA comes out PLEASE

plain scroll
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Means more time to play halfsword when it releases Ivanjak

gloomy urchin
# idle crest Ouch

i didnt even know i had enough brain power to make something like this

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like it genuinely happened n allat

idle crest
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I go to work, come back, eat wife's dinner, go to pub, come back, play halfsword, sleep, repeat.

wintry ingot
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get good scrub

idle crest
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Nor I tbf, just a bunch of concubines who all happen to be lads.

idle crest
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Accurate.

gloomy urchin
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a wife in this economy??

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whats next a house

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a j*b??

idle crest
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I'm trying to become a landlord, kill two birds with one stone

gloomy urchin
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ok im going to bash my head against a wall and go to bed :)

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goobnight see u in astral world

tired tulip
gloomy urchin
tired tulip
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if ts more than 1050 for rent

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im going to kill you

idle crest
tired tulip
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god

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damn

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fuck off

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2k per tenant?

idle crest
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No just that much

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Need to get the place evaluated actually, it had the best rating possible, at least until the current tenants moved in.

indigo hare
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I love landlords Especially slum lords theyre so cool

idle crest
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Slum lord is a name that goes hard

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I wonder if our current tenants have been given their notice to fuck off yet

untold wraith
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Make the homeless more homeless

indigo hare
untold wraith
idle crest
indigo hare
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Forget the needy

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And less fortunate

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I need money

idle crest
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Eat the poor.

neat tundra
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make their families pay for the disposal of the leftover bones.

indigo hare
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Man this the worlds most important think tank

warped heath
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Im genuinely gonna freeze in like 2 hours

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My power is not coming back until 7 pm

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The boiler aint working

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And its -2 celsius outside

soft relic
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half sword today

wicked mural
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half sword since the 90's

atomic mistBOT
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worldly yew
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GLORY TO IMPERIAL SUPERPROFITS

stable wren
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there skyrim mods that changes weapon animations to hema moves and stances

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thats my fun fact of the day

wind geode
hallow lion
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can you play online?

warped heath
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Im reading hunger games

idle crest
wind geode
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no

warped heath
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I genuinely could be in there i swr

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Im putting on winter gloves cuz ts insane

wind geode
warped heath
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Im crine

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Whtas moist critical gonna do in hunger games

wind geode
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you didn't know?

warped heath
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Like the starving child in the 375th second of the movie right

plain scroll
warped heath
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Yea top notch performance right there

vast tusk
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joarkin dapeanus

drowsy finch
warped heath
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They turned the power on ig im staying alive

untold wraith
indigo hare
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Scrapping the GOT Jon snow spinoff to possibly make an Arya spinoff is so god damn stupid. Damn you HBO

supple pewter
earnest isle
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Balf sowrd a way day

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south solar
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Is weapons damage a thing in this game is swear after a few hits i cant cut through anything

wicked copper
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guys, i'm interested into quarantine zone, should i buy it or wait till halfsword?

south solar
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Damn ig its just a skill issue

ripe gull
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ultiamte challenge is impossible bruh

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i'm on like my 700th try

tranquil orchid
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Will half sword be free after launch?

indigo hare
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But the demo will remain

tranquil orchid
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How many dollars will the game cost after release?

umbral bough
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@stable wren

umbral bough
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it was a fun cosplay

topaz oak
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js cooked up a new gif

tranquil orchid
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@umbral bough How many dollars will the game cost after release?

topaz oak
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im like 99% sure that’s in #faq

topaz oak
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and also why would a chat mod of all the authorities have that information before the rest of the public

topaz oak
indigo hare
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Won’t announce until release itself

umbral bough
topaz oak
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lowkey book of life > coco

daring turtle
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can we stop with 6 and 7 come on man its not funny

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WE left this in 2025

daring turtle
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if only i could send gifs too

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aww man

toxic thistle
#

dont worry man

#

here have this

topaz oak
daring turtle
topaz oak
#

have you ever seen a red role genuinely ask if the full game will have pvp

daring turtle
#

✌️

toxic thistle
#

what you even yapping about?

daring turtle
#

i hate this

#

im ashamed of what i have said

#

forgive me

umbral bough
#

lma

daring turtle
#

woah

#

das crazy

#

yall got tips on commoner boss

toxic thistle
umbral bough
daring turtle
#

thanks man

daring turtle
umbral bough
toxic thistle
daring turtle
#

no no like a tip i dont know about

umbral bough
#

then there is none

daring turtle
#

alr damn js spray and pray?

umbral bough
#

if cheesing w/ pitchfork still doesn't work then it's skill issue

daring turtle
#

its not fun though

umbral bough
#

you can kill him with a kitchen knife though

#

pretty fun

daring turtle
#

even with a longsword

umbral bough
#

i personally like to block and parry to style on him

daring turtle
#

trying to rush in and stab js gets me slashed and killed in a second

umbral bough
#

wait for him to swing wide and then you slash at him

daring turtle
#

have

umbral bough
#

then you havent done it well enough

daring turtle
#

he js takes it and as hes falling down his sword touches me lightly and i implode

daring turtle
#

dont gotta be so meanie

umbral bough
#

he's just difficult, i'm being frank

daring turtle
#

hi frank

umbral bough
#

hi rares

daring turtle
#

wsp

umbral bough
#

not much

autumn laurel
#

Any great sword enjoyers yet?

#

πŸ˜”

toxic thistle
autumn laurel
daring turtle
#

very

#

cool

#

to parry

#

and

#

haiyah

#

yk

autumn laurel
#

I do know

toxic thistle
daring turtle
#

its alr but my favorite weapon is the

daring turtle
#

yk

umbral bough
#

militus feels lonely being the only active good greatsword user

daring turtle
#

i dont wanna be boring but my favorite weapon is the plancon

#

and its boring

#

but i got attached to it very early game

#

and i cant escape

autumn laurel
#

Oh

umbral bough
#

plancon is an actual crutch

indigo hare
umbral bough
#

overtuned pos

autumn laurel
daring turtle
#

i hate it so much

#

but i dont like any other weapon

toxic thistle
daring turtle
#

not like i like it either but its js the most common one i use

toxic thistle
#

Pole axe is my favorite

daring turtle
#

i guess im sort of a poleaxe guy

toxic thistle
#

:)

umbral bough
#

because it's a braindead free win stick

daring turtle
#

:)

autumn laurel
daring turtle
daring turtle
#

my favorite weapon is the large candlestick

#

wait no thats basic too

#

damn

toxic thistle
daring turtle
#

my favorite weapon is definitely the lamp from the abyss

#

cant change my mind

autumn laurel
daring turtle
#

longsword is basic

autumn laurel
toxic thistle
autumn laurel
#

Great sword is king

daring turtle
#

hah

#

mustard

#

mustard it

#

get it

#

ketchup

autumn laurel
#

Banned

daring turtle
#

what

umbral bough
#

every specially-designed weapon is basic because they're all tried and true methods to kill a man

#

banned btw

autumn laurel
daring turtle
#

wharrado

daring turtle
#

embrace fists

umbral bough
daring turtle
#

alr damn bro

#

what CAN i like without being basic

autumn laurel
daring turtle
#

right

#

both of those are basic

#

how about a kitchen knife?

autumn laurel
#

Both of what

daring turtle
#

can i like that?

toxic thistle
daring turtle
#

i use pole axe in the tin can stages

#

since it doesnt take too much energy to use

autumn laurel
topaz oak
#

Hazmid hotel is one of the biggest disappointments in tv history

worldly yew
#

Okay so

#

Depends

#

The community recently has gotten alot better

#

Theres some banger games on there

topaz oak
autumn laurel
#

Wha

worldly yew
#

My recent interactions with the community have been pleasant

#

Depends where you go

#

Again some is ass

#

But like

#

Alot of people just chillers now

#

Because the people who used to do the corny shit have

#

Grown up???

#

And they still play the game

umbral bough
#

ok no more reaction spam

worldly yew
#

pls

daring turtle
worldly yew
#

I used to be a complete cornball

#

But its like

toxic thistle
worldly yew
#

You grow up??

umbral bough
daring turtle
#

some people grow up and dont at the same time

worldly yew
umbral bough
#

some people unfortunately only grow up physically while their brains make sideways movements

worldly yew
#

Because they got tired of being ignored and banned and shit

daring turtle
#

so

#

cant relate

worldly yew
#

no investigation no right to speak??

daring turtle
#

when can i send gifs

worldly yew
#

???

toxic thistle
#

when you level up @daring turtle

worldly yew
#

What type of fuckass argument vro 😭

daring turtle
#

but still

#

i was talking in general on that one

#

mb gng

worldly yew
#

Your view of the game is shaped by fringe outliers and clips of said fringe outliers

#

Your perception is of a fraction of the game but that being all you know you generalize everyone to be like that

daring turtle
#

very true

worldly yew
#

The game wouldnt be nearly as big if everyone were like that

daring turtle
#

i am very much not immune to propaganda

umbral bough
#

i am the propaganda

daring turtle
#

who knows

indigo hare
daring turtle
#

could be a huge gathering

umbral bough
#

what i don't like i will make sure others dont like even if i dont know anything about it (i do.)

daring turtle
#

and the people who arent and are around so many people like that

indigo hare
#

So true king

daring turtle
#

they'd leave

#

wouldnt they

indigo hare
#

If I don’t like it, it’s because it shouldn’t be liked

#

Follow my lead

worldly yew
umbral bough
#

me and easter on the same level once more

toxic thistle
daring turtle
daring turtle
#

Wouldn't they?

umbral bough
#

if i (wise leader to be listened to and followed) dont like it, no one should

worldly yew
indigo hare
daring turtle
worldly yew
#

examine the material conditions around you dialectically pleas

daring turtle
#

what

daring turtle
topaz oak
# topaz oak Hazmid hotel is one of the biggest disappointments in tv history

the color palletes are ass
the character designs are mostly ass
the songs are decent ig
the pacing is ass
the plot is ass
the show assumes you watched the pilot
the villains can NOT be taken seriously
charlie is ass
alastor is ass
the amount of swearing pmo
(a large chunk of it is from like 3 people but that doesnt make it less annoying)
it’s just ass all around

indigo hare
#

I mean sorry

worldly yew
#

where my dialectical materialists at

daring turtle
#

no symptoms yet

daring turtle
indigo hare
topaz oak
worldly yew
topaz oak
umbral bough
#

can't hate something you don't understand sometimes

daring turtle
worldly yew
#

RAHH

#

someone gets itπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

umbral bough
#

everything i hate i know exactly why i hate it

daring turtle
umbral bough
#

whether it be anecdotal or empirical evidence

topaz oak
#

alastor is such a FRAUD bro

daring turtle
umbral bough
topaz oak
#

all that glazing just to get one tapped

#

lemme find the gif rq

worldly yew
#

They call him 007
0 on screen feats
0 aura
7 times getting absolutely merked and needing someone to save him

daring turtle
#

a cat wearing a hat on a mat as he sat he ate a rat and he got fat!! πŸ”₯

topaz oak
daring turtle
#

I am not educated on that show

#

I will not watch it because it looks ass

#

that is my reasoning

#

not a very good reasoning

#

but its still a reasoning

#

and im okay with it

topaz oak
daring turtle
#

its just

#

the LOOK of it

#

hurts my eyes

umbral bough
#

had to kill someone

daring turtle
#

what

toxic thistle
#

what

topaz oak
umbral bough
#

i had to kill someone

daring turtle
#

the colors have literally no contrast

umbral bough
#

its so sad that steve jobs died of ligma

toxic thistle
daring turtle
umbral bough
toxic thistle
daring turtle
#

banned

#

ggs

daring turtle
#

i have a beautifu lreaction gif that i will use after every sentence once i level up

#

this

toxic thistle
umbral bough
#

get to typing mr newgen

daring turtle
umbral bough
#

you will get there eventually

toxic thistle
daring turtle
#

i have 5 gifs of that guy

#

all of them fdont work anymore

daring turtle
umbral bough
#

dont know i forgot

toxic thistle
#

about

umbral bough
#

about tree fiddy

daring turtle
#

dm me to see my gifs of that guy

umbral bough
#

asking me to dm before a date?? how bold of you

topaz oak
toxic thistle
#

@umbral bough

daring turtle
#

I CAN GIF

#

yes

toxic thistle
#

oh not you clueless sorry

daring turtle
#

YES

topaz oak
#

the show just pmo

umbral bough
#

and god taketh away

daring turtle
#

i have so many gifs to share

#

take them all

#

ill stop here you guys dont deserve that many

#

bye chat

indigo hare
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topaz oak
dreamy mangoBOT
#

🚫 colelew, that command is disabled in this channel.

tribal briar
rotund burrow
#

dead annoucement channel

#

and update

sick folio
worldly yew
#

There are only 2 things I wanna see in the game

#

Bone dent physics

#

So I can cave a skull in

#

And vr mode

toxic thistle
#

everytime that gif is posted

sick folio
#

WAT

toxic thistle
worldly yew
#

Yea

#

I might get a game called blood trail

toxic thistle
worldly yew
#

Cultists

toxic thistle
#

you smoke crack pipes to heal

worldly yew
#

I watched my friend play it

toxic thistle
#

I remember playing it

worldly yew
#

Seems very fun

#

I too want to mag dump a child

toxic thistle
#

I refunded because their just wasn't a lot in the game

#

at the moment at least

worldly yew
#

Only other 2 vr games I play semi regularly are ancient dungeon and vrchat

sick folio
#

THIS GAME MAN ITS NEVER GONNA ARRIVE I SWEAR TO GOD I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware.
Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself; we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, an accretion of sensory experience and feeling,
programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody. and thats why the devs are taking so long

toxic thistle
#

My straps are broken so I haven't played vr in a bit. The game I used to frequent was pavlov and boneworks/bonelabs

worldly yew
#

half sword should add a Wales faction trust

#

Im totally not biased because im welsh

toxic thistle
#

@worldly yew you gonna play project mix when it comes out?

worldly yew
#

Never heard of it

#

Whats it abt

toxic thistle
sick folio
#

WELSH MENTIONED?!?!?πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ‰

toxic thistle
#

in vr

worldly yew
worldly yew
#

Any and all anglos within a 1 mile radius of me combust into flames and get sent to hell

toxic thistle
worldly yew
toxic thistle
#

it's not bad I played teh demo

worldly yew
#

I might check it

toxic thistle
#

Half sword should have a cat in the arena that just watches outside of the playable area

#

it's important for the game for sure

worldly vapor
toxic thistle
worldly vapor
toxic thistle
#

but it's safe

#

:)

worldly vapor
toxic thistle
umbral bough
#

recommending questionable games

vocal thorn
#

I'm going to estimate that full game comes out Feb 15th

late wagon
#

I want halfsword to come out

runic cape
#

Hello!

toxic thistle
modest goblet
#

Was upppp :3

runic cape
modest goblet
#

Ah damnn that sucks

runic cape
#

JOHN CENA ON TONIGHT’S WRESTLMANIA TO SEE IF HE CAN TRULY RETAKE HIS BELT

modest goblet
runic cape
modest goblet
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swift moss
#

osakaos

weary oyster
#

Eyyy nice seeing that it seems that you win when you get winning screen now

indigo hare
#

You can’t have your name set as that bud

gloomy urchin
#

hi

toxic thistle
gloomy urchin
umbral bough
#

anti political

toxic thistle
#

no your just illiterate

umbral bough
#

server rules dictate no politics or ideological stuff

toxic thistle
#

god bait use to be believable

umbral bough
#

coal

#

coal and larp, you have 24h to change username

severe cloak
#

unofrtioantly the world of half swording is no democracy

tired tulip
severe cloak
#

sorry

vale cloak
#

that means no science

#

science is a philosophy

toxic thistle
shell hawk
shell hawk
#

im kinda new to the server and idk any announcments or hints

vale cloak
toxic thistle
#

That's all you need to know

shell hawk
vale cloak
visual agate
#

warps i unpinged

indigo hare
#

No, are you going to change it or not

#

Okay Ill take that as a refusal

#

You’ve had multiple direct chances now

tropic tendon
#

I HATE FATAL ERROR SO MUCH

#

AHHHHHHHHH

tough glen
#

What does Q1 2026 even mean?

pearl coral
#

@drowsy finch

pearl coral
indigo hare
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#
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tropic tendon
pearl coral
#

you have to make a compromise

tropic tendon
#

sure

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tired tulip
topaz oak
#

whoever made the peroxide server automod has to GO bro

#

its actually 1984 over there

#

who tf put the word FART on the automod list

tropic tendon
#

lol

topaz oak
#

coulda blacklisted ANY word

#

and they picked FART

tropic tendon
#

halfsword yesterday

gloomy urchin
#

bypassing automod smh

topaz oak
#

stupid ah

tropic tendon
#

halfsword tonight

#

trust

topaz oak
austere bear
#

So

worldly vapor
#

this guy loves ireland

vale cloak
#

1461520081929375949

#

Precious Eagle-Cactus Fruit help us

worldly vapor
#

rifles of the ira

#

i forgor

#

amen nigel. up the ra

vale cloak
#

its your name adress bank pin and social security numbers in base 64

#

big brother is watching you

tropic tendon
worldly vapor
#

bro is from transnistria

vale cloak
#

neither am i, i dont mean the visable one

worldly vapor
#

i love living in alabama i hate walkable mixed use developments I love fast food and air pollution

vale cloak
#

we have bad ifrastructure in australia too but we have good public transport to make up for it

delicate rapids
#

whens full game come out

vale cloak
delicate rapids
vale cloak
worldly vapor
#

theres 1 good city in the USA and its called greenville, sc

#

they have a waterfall

#

meanwhile im stuck in freaking birmingham al

#

swarming with homeless people im gonna die

vale cloak
#

they actually do theres thing open carry group where they go to like maccas strapped with aks

worldly vapor
#

america is made of cool cities once every 500 miles with parking lots inbetween. and nobody walks outside the cities

#

its boring as hell

vale cloak
#

i got the opposite of what Michael Jackson got... the lucky bastard

#

you can wield a willie as a weapon but you cannot weild a willy as a weapon

indigo hare
#

Can we just

#

Be normal for a day

gloomy urchin
#

na na na boo boo

indigo hare
gloomy urchin
#

you wouldnt dare

violet garden
#

Even if our national parks could use a couple more Walmarts

indigo hare
violet garden
#

i just donated $100 to my local oil lobbyists thank you moai

gloomy urchin
#

@violet garden do u have a valentine

umbral bough
#

??

violet garden
#

sorry buddy. it is how it is.

umbral bough
#

need some dollar generals

gloomy urchin
#

post an anime girl

#

and kill you

indigo hare
#

No

violet garden
gloomy urchin
violet garden
gloomy urchin
#

death threat

violet garden
umbral bough
#

blue archive????????

#

get out of my server

gloomy urchin
umbral bough
#

out of any degenerate gacha game you could post you choose BA

gloomy urchin
#

is this better

gloomy urchin
indigo hare
#

And third

#

Etc.

umbral bough
#

if yes i approves

gloomy urchin
umbral bough
#

if not cringe military anime larp

gloomy urchin
#

i have like uhh 200 of tjose

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#

Todays word is oligoprothetic

worldly vapor
#

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topaz oak
#

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#

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#

😭

drowsy finch
#

but yeah not that shit is ASS

small stone
#

I hope I can break weapons in battle in next version, because armor breaks occasionally too

violet garden
elder pawn
violet garden
elder pawn
violet garden
#

Worthless statement

elder pawn
#

Me use big word = Me smart

#

Me smart = Me win

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

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# elder pawn your grandparents!

Don’t interact with me further pal. Your words are meaningless and this is a waste of my very important time. I am an intellectual, you see.

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i bite my thumb at thee

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Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry’s!

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hey any1 know how to restart the game to the begining? im stuck on the final challenge

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my girlfriend

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I bet you can’t even afford bread!

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wouldnt that make them poor

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because they couldnt afford it

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why would someone who cant afford education be foolish

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they might learn from other sources

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Too foolish

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give a teach to a fish and he’ll day for an eat

man teach a fish how to day and he will eat bread because it tastes better than key

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how do I know if my girlfriend is cheating on me I have her address, her account, her full name and her personal information pls give tips

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QUICK LAUGH AT THE PEASANT WITH NO EMBED PERMS!

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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Cursed be ye all, who have made mockery of mine honour and rendered me a fool before all eyes.

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in n out mid af

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(i just hate the west coast)

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and i was in shape