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but so far it seems kino
kino?
cinema
I truly miss shitty ass nightmare ai
Genuinely
tell me this isn't peak
THERES BLOOD IN THE BOX
Loot get! :3
#Lootget!
When im in a slap yourself competition and my opponent is this guy
Bob
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Thanks mommy
okay but why is the baron easier than the peasant boss
My beliefs serve my every desire. The goddess of luck showers me with wealth. I have ultimate power.
Yippie my ciurass is being sent tomorrow finally
I feel sick
I just vomited at 1am (my timezone) and right now
At like 6:45 somewhere
when gem
Hope i dont vomit the third time
lowkirkenuinely
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We ever get a fix for the UE crashes?
thank you john halfsword
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why
why not
Please mcwonderbeast I need this, my steam account is kinda halfswordless
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Please halfsword team release this, im kinda depressed rn π
If you say please, it always works, you can get whatever you want. My mommy told me this π₯Ή
Each time someone asks for them to release the game the release timer gets reset π
helo
hey
are there any news about when half sword will come out besides q1
Do NOT release the game
I love how old shitty ai is literally just psychedelics
Where did you get the two extra femurs from?
π€«
why did i spend 50 hours in this ghame
secret
hey , i hit 200 yesterday
woah
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ngl is it just me or is it normal for people to eat the ice once they are done drinking shit?
or am i crazy
do you need heelp
maybe
arround 75 days sadly π
FUCK
@gloomy urchin we gotta slime him out β€οΈ
it is actually my favourite snack
okay yup you are sick
in a bad way
regardless of the time of year i will be sat at my desk crunching on some ice cubes
whats the good way of being sick
you simply fail to see the vision
thats okay though
i indeed do NOT want to see the vision
also eat some iron
do you need a welfare check? β€οΈ
like craving ice is a sign of low iron my mom has that
WHAT
THATS BRAINROT???
im gonna cry
ice is good tho
good idea, i was going to do some ironing later anyway
yea close enough
i usually pair it with a capri sun too
something about healing my inner child

wait holy shit he is genuenly serious
i am deadly serious
genuinely whats different in ultimate challenge mode
wdym?
its like the abyss mode but it crashes very often
what are you typing
abyss mode but the ai actually knows how to play and even the lightest tap kills you whille no matter how hard u hit them they just wont fucking die
guess its realistic then
trust me no one could take a REAL hit from a REAL blade
it is pretty hard tbh
"ultimate challenge" for a reason
is it still a ultimate challenge when half the deaths are rng based or bug based
i mean tbh the first time i won the game
i couldve easily beaten the baron and all his lackeys
really easily
but my pc kept crashing
SO DAMN MUCH
the real challenge was my cheeks pc
i died bc i stepped on a fucking axe that was on the ground
lmaooo
once you get armor its easy as shit
tru
but no all that gets dropped for me is the stupid shoes
i stabbed a guy with a pitchfork and he did front flips and crashed my game
i cant count how many times ive died to the baron because he cut my hands off because i couldnt find any arm armor
yeah
never even gotten to him yet
commoner boss is legit harder than the knight boss
knight boss was so easy
he gets smashed so easily with blunt weapons
i think i killed him in like 3 hits
and the commoner boss... THE 3RD BOSS IN THE GAME
either you get a clean hit and kill him instantly, BUT HE GETS ONE HIT IN TOO AND KILLS YOU EVEN FASTER
or he js instantly slashes ur head off
i just stayed in peasant class and kept the pitchfork
i js lunge at him with a longsword and pray he dies
i did that too
but its not fun
its not fun but i just wanted to get it over with
cant blame you
theres literally no tips i can give you for the ultimate challenge man
I do it
One or two
for my crashing issues, i turned quality to low (i play on high usually)
But then i realise it's not as pleasing as it looks
im not crashing as much anymore
We must imagine the ice eaters happy
i havent in a long time too
for me its the weapons that are an issue
first guy always has a knife
then the second guy has a shield and a mace
but then the third guy has the bringer of doom and dispair that i cant counter
for me it was usually 1st guy has an axe
2nd guy has a longsword (i usually die here)
thats the best progression i think
based
knife - axe - longsword
i always die to that spear
with the spikes going out of it
the dreaded hatstand
plancon?
hey
if u can kill a guy with a plancon in ultimate challenge ur set
its ggs
but my game always crashes seconds after i get it
plancon is great with armor, without armor, and with full armor
its literally a weapon made for bashing through armor irl
one clean hit to the head with armor or not and its over
thats what i meant gngies
most weapons dont do nun to ppl with armor anyway
so if its mid or not still great
also its max tier is like soldier before u cant get it anymore
so
at that lvl its great
i dont get plancon with more spikes alot\
guess what just happened
diiid your game crash
"just turn off blood"
its the good version
how am i supposed to see if a hit did damage then
yes
of course
i didnt remove blood or gore at all
purple skin
or screams or oofs
trough armor or clothes
screams and oofs
sometimes they scream but it did nothing
i hate the edge alignment in this game
not a problem at all btw
they always grunt or sum when hit
you could have the golden oppertunity to hit your opponent but then the edge is horribly aligned and u lose it
also we needa buff overheads
u NEVER hit one
im taking that statement back ijs oneshotted a guy with an overhead
use slow motion to hit guy with head
theyre hit or miss
they should make lockon point changable
mosly miss
armor
spears are so useless for me cuz all i can stab is their legs
u can stab bodys
lock off with z and aim higher
but being able to change what body part u lock on to would be cool
oh man
i beat a guy and js got cocky and started punching him and i punched his sword and cut my arm in half
aww golly
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Willie sat on the shitter too long and lost blood flow to his legs sword
i've been dying to willie wobbling too often
Day 15 Of Early Access Tomorrow
There are no News
Potential Release Date: March 14th 2026.
is it possible to make a realistic fighting scene in 24 fps without it looking too fast or too slow or actions being too obvious (in a way that its stupid for opponent not to react)
thats pretty specific
meh not reallly
i dunno
realistic implies all of it being there
Aren't like, basically all movies 24fps?
Is it different for cartoons?
My basic understanding is that most cartoons are done on 24fps or they are animated on 2s which is where you hold a frame for 2 frames 
i was honestly thinking of a knife fight but assumed its the same principle of realism for all animations
but something like boxing match is easier to animate than depict how knife vs knife or knife vs hands really looks
ok so 12 fps?

i have ptsd from my dream because i saw a guy being stabbed to death π
Kinda wish we had some sort of update to when itβs released
STOP RESETTING THE UPDATE TIMER!!!
I didnβt ask when release
YOU JUST DID!!
Hi
No I wished we had an update for progress
I'm new here
Ouch
my wife will divorce me tomorrow unless this EA comes out PLEASE
Means more time to play halfsword when it releases 
i didnt even know i had enough brain power to make something like this
like it genuinely happened n allat
hey he took my gif π
Imagine sharing any of your time with a wife.
I go to work, come back, eat wife's dinner, go to pub, come back, play halfsword, sleep, repeat.
i don't even have a wife

get good scrub
Nor I tbf, just a bunch of concubines who all happen to be lads.
Accurate.
I'm trying to become a landlord, kill two birds with one stone
ok im going to bash my head against a wall and go to bed :)
goobnight see u in astral world
how much for rent
:) sounds more threating than :3
Like 2k, British pounds.
No just that much
Need to get the place evaluated actually, it had the best rating possible, at least until the current tenants moved in.
I love landlords Especially slum lords theyre so cool
Slum lord is a name that goes hard
I wonder if our current tenants have been given their notice to fuck off yet
Be your own landlord and buy the space under a bridge
Make the homeless more homeless
King shit
Ham shit
Buy out homeless shelters, renovate them, rent them out.
Just like going to the thrift store, or goodwill. Getting stuff for free or dirt cheap, maybe clean it just a little, sell for big bucks
Forget the needy
And less fortunate
I need money
Eat the poor.
make their families pay for the disposal of the leftover bones.
Man this the worlds most important think tank
Im genuinely gonna freeze in like 2 hours
My power is not coming back until 7 pm
The boiler aint working
And its -2 celsius outside
half sword today
half sword since the 90's
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GLORY TO IMPERIAL SUPERPROFITS
there skyrim mods that changes weapon animations to hema moves and stances
thats my fun fact of the day
goodbye
can you play online?
Im reading hunger games
Sacrafice the offspring of the less fortunate to baal
Isn't that the show that the famous actor charles white played in
???
Im crine
Whtas moist critical gonna do in hunger games
He played a massive role
you didn't know?
Like the starving child in the 375th second of the movie right
Famous actor charles white is my favourite actor. Definitely carried the hunger games movie franchise on his back
Yea top notch performance right there
joarkin dapeanus
That was literally the best part, and now its gone >:(
They turned the power on ig im staying alive
Scrapping the GOT Jon snow spinoff to possibly make an Arya spinoff is so god damn stupid. Damn you HBO
WHO tf sneezes like that?
Balf sowrd a way day
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Is weapons damage a thing in this game is swear after a few hits i cant cut through anything
guys, i'm interested into quarantine zone, should i buy it or wait till halfsword?
No
Damn ig its just a skill issue
Will half sword be free after launch?
How many dollars will the game cost after release?
@stable wren
it was a fun cosplay
js cooked up a new gif
@umbral bough How many dollars will the game cost after release?
are you js asking this cus of the gif i sent
im like 99% sure thatβs in #faq
and also why would a chat mod of all the authorities have that information before the rest of the public
i hate that stupid leaf next to peopleβs names bro
Price is tbd
Wonβt announce until release itself
pink roles just be saying anything
lowkey book of life > coco
I live
:D
oh about 6 or 7 dollars
this is pattern recognition gng
what am i supposed to do with an obese man
have you ever seen a red role genuinely ask if the full game will have pvp
βοΈ
i mean it might have local pvp due to it being part of a development build
what you even yapping about?
lma
yeah kill him,
pitchfork
one that i do not know of?
go peasant tier and pitchfork
is the two prong on a stick
no no like a tip i dont know about
then there is none
alr damn js spray and pray?
if cheesing w/ pitchfork still doesn't work then it's skill issue
na na i can cheese it like that
its not fun though
ive never tried that
even with a longsword
i personally like to block and parry to style on him
trying to rush in and stab js gets me slashed and killed in a second
wait for him to swing wide and then you slash at him
have
then you havent done it well enough
he js takes it and as hes falling down his sword touches me lightly and i implode
alr man im js gonna cheese it with the pitchfork
dont gotta be so meanie
he's just difficult, i'm being frank
hi frank
hi rares
wsp
not much
I mean it's fun to use
Go on...
its uhm
very
cool
to parry
and
haiyah
yk
I do know
no I don't think I will
its alr but my favorite weapon is the
yk
militus feels lonely being the only active good greatsword user
i dont wanna be boring but my favorite weapon is the plancon
and its boring
but i got attached to it very early game
and i cant escape
plancon is an actual crutch
Spike stick
overtuned pos
Disappointed
so true
not like i like it either but its js the most common one i use
Pole axe is my favorite
i guess im sort of a poleaxe guy
:)
because it's a braindead free win stick
:)
Basic bitch
yep
wow no mb
my favorite weapon is the large candlestick
wait no thats basic too
damn
Oh and a sword isn't, this is just the pot calling the kettle black
Nuh uh it's a niche that I have mastered
longsword is basic
Yes
Same goes for the pole axe. I have mastard it
Great sword is king
you havent mustered it
hah
mustard
mustard it
get it
ketchup
Banned
what
every specially-designed weapon is basic because they're all tried and true methods to kill a man
banned btw
banned π«π«π«
wharrado
reject weapons
embrace fists
Great sword
Both of what
can i like that?
pole axe
Must have been the wind
Hazmid hotel is one of the biggest disappointments in tv history
Okay so
Depends
The community recently has gotten alot better
Theres some banger games on there
so many interesting ideas
absolutely butchered by the writing
Wha
The FUCK you mean no
My recent interactions with the community have been pleasant
Depends where you go
Again some is ass
But like
Alot of people just chillers now
Because the people who used to do the corny shit have
Grown up???
And they still play the game
ok no more reaction spam
pls
aww manb
hyperpreg man react him now chat
You grow up??
those who get timed out for 24 hours
some people grow up and dont at the same time
Yeah but a majority of those who dont also likely got off the game
some people unfortunately only grow up physically while their brains make sideways movements
Because they got tired of being ignored and banned and shit
i dont play it
so
cant relate
no investigation no right to speak??
playing vr chat for over 2k hours no right to speak?
when can i send gifs
We are talking about the community
Of the game i play
???
when you level up @daring turtle
yeah ok
What type of fuckass argument vro π
Your view of the game is shaped by fringe outliers and clips of said fringe outliers
Your perception is of a fraction of the game but that being all you know you generalize everyone to be like that
very true
i am very much not immune to propaganda
i am the propaganda
a huge part of the world is like that you know
who knows
Nah
could be a huge gathering
what i don't like i will make sure others dont like even if i dont know anything about it (i do.)
and the people who arent and are around so many people like that
So true king
Word it better please
me and easter on the same level once more
so true
uhhh
Wouldn't they?
if i (wise leader to be listened to and followed) dont like it, no one should
be dialectical pls
yes king
Hes not diabetic
im not dyslexic
examine the material conditions around you dialectically pleas
what
I am
the color palletes are ass
the character designs are mostly ass
the songs are decent ig
the pacing is ass
the plot is ass
the show assumes you watched the pilot
the villains can NOT be taken seriously
charlie is ass
alastor is ass
the amount of swearing pmo
(a large chunk of it is from like 3 people but that doesnt make it less annoying)
itβs just ass all around
I mean sorry
where my dialectical materialists at
no symptoms yet
Fraudastor mention
are you searching for dyslexic bacterialists whaat
Boy you know a lot, why did you watch the entire show if you hated it
im only talking about s1 btw
i will NEVER EVER watch s2 but maybe its a cinematic masterpiece π€·
Investigation = right to speak
know thy enemy
to be sure i was educated enough to properly hate on it
can't hate something you don't understand sometimes
to fight you have to learn
EXACTLY
RAHH
someone gets itπππ
everything i hate i know exactly why i hate it
not same for me
whether it be anecdotal or empirical evidence
alastor is such a FRAUD bro
ok hes getting too into it
literally the "this your goat?" meme
They call him 007
0 on screen feats
0 aura
7 times getting absolutely merked and needing someone to save him
a cat wearing a hat on a mat as he sat he ate a rat and he got fat!! π₯
this
I am not educated on that show
I will not watch it because it looks ass
that is my reasoning
not a very good reasoning
but its still a reasoning
and im okay with it
s1 is ass
im not gonna speak about s2 cus i havent watched it and likely never will
had to kill someone
what
what
cus EVERY relevant character is wearing at LEAST 40% red
in a mainly red environment
yes
i had to kill someone
the colors have literally no contrast
its so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
who the hell is steve job?
this is why you don't have gif access
i was playing with the joke dummy
i have a beautifu lreaction gif that i will use after every sentence once i level up
this
get to typing mr newgen
yessir
you will get there eventually
how much typing do i need
dont know i forgot
about
about tree fiddy
dm me to see my gifs of that guy
asking me to dm before a date?? how bold of you
voxβs design is lowkey kinda good cus his blue fit contrasts with the mostly red environemnt
but its at the expense of EVERYONE except him basically wearing camouflage
@umbral bough
oh not you clueless sorry
YES
the show just pmo
and god taketh away
i have so many gifs to share
take them all
ill stop here you guys dont deserve that many
bye chat
Beautifully said. I see no flaw in your logic, objectively
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lowkey i MIGHT watch s2 so i can hate on it but im not sure if its worth risking overusing my long eye cones and never again being able to see the color red
π« colelew, that command is disabled in this channel.
should give me gif access π
wait what
lying i think
right
No?? did you not read the #announcements channel?
There are only 2 things I wanna see in the game
Bone dent physics
So I can cave a skull in
And vr mode
just got a extended another week
everytime that gif is posted
WAT
Your best luck with vr is blade and sorcery man. Vr isn't a focus in the game.
that the one where you fight crack heads right?
Cultists
you smoke crack pipes to heal
I watched my friend play it
I remember playing it
Only other 2 vr games I play semi regularly are ancient dungeon and vrchat
THIS GAME MAN ITS NEVER GONNA ARRIVE I SWEAR TO GOD I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware.
Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself; we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, an accretion of sensory experience and feeling,
programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody. and thats why the devs are taking so long
My straps are broken so I haven't played vr in a bit. The game I used to frequent was pavlov and boneworks/bonelabs
@worldly yew you gonna play project mix when it comes out?
cyberpunk bar simulator, with some VN elements
WELSH MENTIONED?!?!?π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ π
in vr
Oh neat
CYMRAEG RAGH
Any and all anglos within a 1 mile radius of me combust into flames and get sent to hell
Seems interesting.
it's not bad I played teh demo
I might check it
Half sword should have a cat in the arena that just watches outside of the playable area
it's important for the game for sure
is this game sfw
yes, theirs no nudity, maybe suggestive but nothing bad.
implying nsfw is bad
Bad in the case of this server rules.
but it's safe
:)


recommending questionable games
I'm going to estimate that full game comes out Feb 15th
I want halfsword to come out
Hello!
It's not questionable I assure you
Going good. Forgot that I didnβt verify on this server so I spend like 5 minutes remembering my password
Ah damnn that sucks
But do you know what doesnt suck?
JOHN CENA ON TONIGHTβS WRESTLMANIA TO SEE IF HE CAN TRULY RETAKE HIS BELT
Ney do tell
Itβs a John cena joke

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osakaos
Eyyy nice seeing that it seems that you win when you get winning screen now
You canβt have your name set as that bud
hi
hi
hi
anti political
no your just illiterate
server rules dictate no politics or ideological stuff
unofrtioantly the world of half swording is no democracy
pay tenance to your feudal lord
sorry
"no discussion about philosopy" now that seems hard to avoid lol
that means no science
science is a philosophy
If I take a part every limb of a willie and replace it with different parts of different Willie's to make a whole willie. I's it still the same willie?
why do you think
mods ban him
im kinda new to the server and idk any announcments or hints
also history is philosophy so #referencesβ₯_1450-1470 should be banned
Eta is coming
That's all you need to know
who or what is eta
i think they mean early access is soon
warps i unpinged
No, are you going to change it or not
Okay Ill take that as a refusal
Youβve had multiple direct chances now
What does Q1 2026 even mean?
@drowsy finch
first quarter of the year
turn off blood
ik but halfsword without blood its lame
you have to make a compromise
sure
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I need a girl like this
Is this the twighlight zone scenario where everything is badass?
i need a MAN like this
whoever made the peroxide server automod has to GO bro
its actually 1984 over there
who tf put the word FART on the automod list
lol
halfsword yesterday
how did u say it now
bypassing automod smh
ion know about that one
So
we live in a society
this guy loves ireland
its your name adress bank pin and social security numbers in base 64
big brother is watching you
who
bro is from transnistria
neither am i, i dont mean the visable one
i love living in alabama i hate walkable mixed use developments I love fast food and air pollution
we have bad ifrastructure in australia too but we have good public transport to make up for it
whens full game come out
tomorrow
dead ass?
its either tomorrow or today every day
theres 1 good city in the USA and its called greenville, sc
they have a waterfall
meanwhile im stuck in freaking birmingham al
swarming with homeless people im gonna die
and higher crime rates than national averages (AMERICAN NATIONAL AVERAGES)
they actually do theres thing open carry group where they go to like maccas strapped with aks
america is made of cool cities once every 500 miles with parking lots inbetween. and nobody walks outside the cities
its boring as hell
i got the opposite of what Michael Jackson got... the lucky bastard
you can wield a willie as a weapon but you cannot weild a willy as a weapon
na na na boo boo
Youre going to be pushed down some ominous stairs, man
you wouldnt dare
We got that staggeringly beautiful nature going for us tho
Even if our national parks could use a couple more Walmarts
βSee that beautiful forest? Itβs on fire.β
βSee that beautiful canyon? Itβs on fire.β
βSee that beautiful ocean? Itβs on fire.β
Now how bout them beautiful Walmarts? Never see Walmart on fire
human innovation has truly lept past the binds that nature put on us
i just donated $100 to my local oil lobbyists thank you moai
@violet garden do u have a valentine
you dont fw car dependent infrastructure
??
yo momma
sorry buddy. it is how it is.
need some dollar generals
No
that wont happen
that isnt an anime girl
thats an anime girl not a death threat
im sorry
out of any degenerate gacha game you could post you choose BA
is this better
IT WAS FIRST PICTURE I HAD
its a bit of everything
if not cringe military anime larp
i have like uhh 200 of tjose
i havenβt read it yet but iβm pretty sure maryland becomes an arthurian dictatorship if i had to guess
More like an awesomarian dictatorship because they didn't change the flag
nothing warms the heart like driving down a 4 lane street cutting through 5 fast food places and a strip mall with giant signs and exterior decor like a soda bottle
Every time I pass a billboard for McDonaldβs or Walmart on my way home from work, stuck in 25 miles of traffic in an 8 lane highway, I honk my horn and thank god for blessing America
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Todays word is oligoprothetic
gas stations are the worst
they look like soda bottles as buildings
roblox peroxide players have to have some of the most DOGSHIT fits in videogame history
like LOOK AT THIS
π
Mylnyrr would make a great wordle word
but yeah not that shit is ASS
I hope I can break weapons in battle in next version, because armor breaks occasionally too
How inchronoituous
how supercalifragilisticexpialodocius
You donβt know anything
Perchance
Worthless statement
Your words are bad mine are good
ooga booga me cave bigger than yours me smart me use tools
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You are pathetic
This is an English only server. Donβt make me contact moderation. I have connections around hereβ¦
We are not friends and you have no honor
Your mom
Careful what you say next kid
Your daddy!
Think youβre something buddy?
your grandparents!
Donβt interact with me further pal. Your words are meaningless and this is a waste of my very important time. I am an intellectual, you see.
Your a poopy head good sire!
i bite my thumb at thee
Pilfering the words of better men than you (though not as good as I) so impudently. Wretch.
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberryβs!
hey any1 know how to restart the game to the begining? im stuck on the final challenge
You have shown a marked disrespect for the English language
Quiet now member of the peasantry!
my girlfriend
You donβt know anything about me
I bet you canβt even afford bread!
You canβt afford an education buddy. Because you are foolish.
what
wouldnt that make them poor
because they couldnt afford it
No
why would someone who cant afford education be foolish
they might learn from other sources
Wait heβs not wrongπ§
Canβt afford other sources
Too foolish
give a teach to a fish and heβll day for an eat
man teach a fish how to day and he will eat bread because it tastes better than key
how do I know if my girlfriend is cheating on me I have her address, her account, her full name and her personal information pls give tips
hi
two
WHAT
Oh my days
I'm getting embarassed
shame on me
QUICK LAUGH AT THE PEASANT WITH NO EMBED PERMS!
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cursed be ye all, who have made mockery of mine honour and rendered me a fool before all eyes.
I bite my thumb at thee
City boyyyy
Henry our hero henry the fellow who helps his fellow man
where did you find the nes for nintendo switch
the flying dutchman
uh uh
Henry of skaltiz :D
I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY!
in n out mid af
ive never gotten that line before but i love it π
(i just hate the west coast)
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