general-catfish-🐱🐟

[stable wren]

I got arachnophobia from like seeing a tarantula crawl into my room and stare at me when i was like 4

[indigo hare]

Me when mcwonder posts trypophobia bait against me

[small spoke]

You have given me weapons against yourself

[indigo hare]

Yeah I did it on purpose, you’re welcome

Also

If you post it I will literally end your discord career

[small spoke]

Yk actually I'm quite uncomfortable just seeing this I'm not screenshotting this

[indigo hare]

Lmfao

It is pretty terrible

[small spoke]

It's not even scary

It's just disturbing as hell

[indigo hare]

Lotus pods are the worst

Don’t ever look up a closeup of a sunflower

[small spoke]

And uncomfortable to see

[indigo hare]

Or a lotus pod

[stable wren]

these things fucking haunt me.

warning, spooder

[indigo hare]

Nahhh Thats pretty

[small spoke]

I don't find any spiders scary other than tarantulas

[stable wren]

its pretty till you see 10 of these fuckers in a forest

[indigo hare]

I hate spiders but some are not terrible. I mean as long as they don’t get anywhere within range

I used to be able to pick up daddy long legs by their legs no problem

Idk what happened

[small spoke]

Im not scared that they will kill me or anything

I'm extremely larger than them and alot stronger

They're just very scary looking

[indigo hare]

Theyre just ugly and

Disturbing

Gross

[small spoke]

exactly

The way they talk

The amount of legs

Just the way they look

[indigo hare]

I hate how spiders talk

[small spoke]

It's disgusting and disturbing

[indigo hare]

Stupid ass spider voices

[stable wren]

wanna know like the bad thing

[indigo hare]

Can I say no

[stable wren]

they like to live in Banana shipment boxes and on bananas themselves

some cases they live inside of them

[indigo hare]

Stop

[small spoke]

Can we ban you

Like actually just ban you

[indigo hare]

I was alright till you said that

[stable wren]

they are like all over Florida

sadly

[stable wren]

you should be fine doe, no joke

they mostly live in South Usa and south america

like tropical

[indigo hare]

Visiting my family in Texas is the same. Giant spiders everywhere. Not to mention the fuckin huge hornets

[small spoke]

tarantula's are not a thing in Europe I think

Not that I know of

Mostly just small spiders

[stable wren]

we have those here

I hate them

with a passion

the most terrifying spider in the US

is sir "Defend my property!"

the 2nd amendment spider

Recluse.

as long as you don't break his 4th amendment right, your MOSTLY fine

[small spoke]

I think I'm most scared of hunting spiders

Those guys

Are actually aggressive from what I know

[stable wren]

Recluse gives every person in the USA nightmares

[small spoke]

Every spider every tarantula is scared of humans

They run awya

Away

[indigo hare]

Every year right outside my front door, the roof hangs over a little and dozens of spiders at a time make a huge web. I get rid of it, they just come back the next day and rebuild. It’s awful

[stable wren]

recluses won't do that

[small spoke]

Ugh

Disgusting

At least other spiders run away

[stable wren]

so for the record, their bite is like

how do i explain this

Elden ring rot

[indigo hare]

Great

Thanks for the image

[stable wren]

its a native spider

you SHOULD know what they do

they are literally all over here

just

[indigo hare]

Nothing dangerous in NY

Get fucked losers

[stable wren]

don't put your hand in any dark areas

[stable wren]

this reminds me of something funny

[small spoke]

Only gotta worry about rats

[stable wren]

Someone who was born in Florida told me a story about how he went to new York as a HVAC worker, and he slammed his hand into a dark hole to grab something, his coworker said "dude you don't know whats in there!", he responded with "I am from Florida, the only thing that will bite me here is a pigeon."

[indigo hare]

Rats? Rats make me crazy

[small spoke]

a rubber room with rats

[stable wren]

South USA is a hellhole

there a dark hole

and only god knows what horrors are in that bitch

[indigo hare]

Southern USA is Australia light version

[stable wren]

Florida is just American Australia

[small spoke]

The usa seems like a horrible place

[indigo hare]

It is! Come live here

[stable wren]

the US has more animal related deaths than Australia

let that sink in

[small spoke]

Have not heard a single good thing about this fucking country 😭

[stable wren]

in Australia, most of the deadly animals are far from you so your okay 90% of the time

[small spoke]

if I do ill live in like the west

[stable wren]

in the US

[indigo hare]

Social mobility, realistically.

[stable wren]

you FUCKING LIVE WITH THEM

if i walked outside my house rn

there would be like

20 gators and 5 Bears within walking distance

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1454812801016008746/1454906388592459786/image0.gif

To be fsir

Fair

The usa

Is huge

[stable wren]

i was literally doing a job and I was told that there a fucking Panther that sometimes visits her backyard

[small spoke]

If I recall 350m in the usa

And 28m in Australia

[stable wren]

yeah but the difference is

in the US

[small spoke]

So the statistics obviously side with the usa because of the amount of people

[stable wren]

half of the country is just that

country

plains

deserts

and forest

with cities rly being the biggest urban places you have

and even cities have a shit ton of deadly wild life

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[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-saul-goodman-lawyer-attorney-inside-the-court-gif-17518658

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah theres a LOT of empty land in the USA.

[stable wren]

Oklahoma is like

90% that

so is texas

arizona too

[small spoke]

So you would say the amount of empty land is pretty big?

Just like your mother

[stable wren]

banned

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah

Well

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-swag-savage-burn-owned-gif-5251169

[indigo hare]

Ur kind of a loser

So

🖕

[small spoke]

You're*

[stable wren]

the bison in the US are like the most chill and scariest things ever

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331796221894983682/1412521480037859338/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

OH MY FUCKING HOD

BRO

FUCK YOU

Oh my fucking god fic upu

I just yelled

At the top of my lungs

[small spoke]

At 1

Fucking am

[stable wren]

we should visit each other and head to a Florida national park and get drunk there🙏

[small spoke]

Fuck kind of plan is this

[indigo hare]

And then fall into a swamp and get lost and eaten by gators

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-charles-gif-18447623

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-halo-oorah-gif-15782884

[small spoke]

How it feels staying in this server

[indigo hare]

I know

[small spoke]

Me watching Myself join this fuckass server:

https://tenor.com/view/enrage-shouting-ahh-helpless-hopeless-gif-13071268

[indigo hare]

I was

About to say

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/slaysol-sad-depressed-wolf-gif-26432334

[small spoke]

i promise

I'm not racist

😭

It was auto correct

[indigo hare]

I’ll believe you for $20

[small spoke]

I typed mu on accident auto corrected to Muslim didn't realize until after I sent the message

[small spoke]

I'm in debt for $20

[stable wren]

as an ethnic jew, I feel offended even though i wasn't even mentioned

[indigo hare]

Okok let’s

[indigo hare]

Not!!!!

[stable wren]

Alright

[indigo hare]

Look at this great fallout 76 camp i came across

[stable wren]

you play 76?!

[small spoke]

eth(nic) btw hygie(nic) (nic)otine

And more

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-bruh-meme-gif-25223449

[small spoke]

I am clearly the best

[indigo hare]

Yes! Do you? Or are you about to shit on me for playing

I need to prepare

[stable wren]

@small spoke tis you?

[stable wren]

I do

[small spoke]

so true

[indigo hare]

Oh snap

[indigo hare]

How long have you been playing

[small spoke]

yo bro reverse 76

[stable wren]

I quit it during when it was like very bad

before the patches

[indigo hare]

It’s real good nowadays

[stable wren]

I hated myself, deleted it, and bought it on steam recently

[indigo hare]

Burning springs just released recently for the show

[small spoke]

Fucking chud playing 76

[stable wren]

recently like 5 days ago

[indigo hare]

U r mother

[stable wren]

U r mother?

[small spoke]

yes I am mother

[stable wren]

Nic, you a mom?

[small spoke]

yes

[indigo hare]

Yes

[small spoke]

@lost palm is my child

Shut up son

[stable wren]

thanks.

[indigo hare]

I didn’t know you could do that

[gloomy urchin]

hi

[small spoke]

What did it say

[stable wren]

@lost palm

[small spoke]

I didn't even read it

@lost palm

moai

Did u not know this

😭

[indigo hare]

In what instance would I just type @lost palm for no reason

[small spoke]

God you're old

[indigo hare]

Ur mom is old

[gloomy urchin]

he is

[small spoke]

no she's not

[indigo hare]

Hello

[small spoke]

She's [her real name]

[indigo hare]

Shes 57

[gloomy urchin]

hi dad

[small spoke]

Boi

[small spoke]

Add 10 to that number moai

[indigo hare]

My mom is younger than your mom but I’m pretty sure im older than you

[small spoke]

i don't think that's

A flex

[gleaming yacht]

@heady mulch can i talk to you in dms really quick

[small spoke]

I'm concerned

[indigo hare]

Oh it’s a flex

We are all very good looking

[stable wren]

ban tis guy

[small spoke]

your mother might be

Dunno about you tho

[indigo hare]

Please don’t ping the devs

[gleaming yacht]

my bad twin

[indigo hare]

He’s a very nice guy but, #rules

[stable wren]

Can I help you?

[gleaming yacht]

i didnt assume he was a dev

because he made the music but now i feel kinda dumb lmafoo 😭

should of realized

[indigo hare]

Hes part of the dev team, though he doesn’t actually do coding and what not he does all the music

[small spoke]

I'm a dev btw

You should give me money

To fund halfsword

[indigo hare]

No worries

[gleaming yacht]

whats ur cashapp i gotchu dude i love the game

[small spoke]

yourmother@67

[wanton portal]

gmod 2 looking good

[stable wren]

thats gorebox son

[indigo hare]

I don’t think that’s how that works

[gleaming yacht]

kinda weird name for cashapp

[wanton portal]

potato potahto

[small spoke]

Very normal name

[gleaming yacht]

i dont think it will work do u have paypal or something

[small spoke]

I do it's

[wanton portal]

@indigo hare did you know

[small spoke]

iforgot@ligma

[indigo hare]

Just get his bank account info and social, just deposit the money

[small spoke]

ohh true

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-horse-angel-devil-two-sides-gif-7377623799321543700

[small spoke]

i hate the warmth

Death to hot

[wanton portal]

year of the horse

[gleaming yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760633364633092196/1148009339425144944/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3.gif

[proven obsidian]

year of the balls

[indigo hare]

Actually it’s the year of the FIRE horse

[gloomy urchin]

should i go with "horses are evil" personality or become a horse anime game fan

[wanton portal]

burn the horses

[wanton portal]

uma

[indigo hare]

😡

Burn you

[proven obsidian]

fallout 76

peak

[gloomy urchin]

dont kiss me

[indigo hare]

Yes! Yes it is!

[proven obsidian]

i have

cowboy build

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/não-sobrou-nada-gif-12105309631444318443

[indigo hare]

Im making one since the burning springs update but my main is PA flamer build

Holy fire 🔥

[gloomy urchin]

btw was i supposed to watch some movie before playing detroit become human

[wanton portal]

@indigo hare

[gloomy urchin]

i feel like its heavily implied i know who deviant is beforehand

[wanton portal]

l4d zombies or the last of us zombies

[indigo hare]

Last of us

[proven obsidian]

last of us

[gloomy urchin]

no one will choose to fight the freaking tank bro

[pearl ivy]

guys sorry for asking but any Mordhau player ? i want to download it cuz been playing it in past but let me know who plays it so we can collab and fight for fun

[indigo hare]

Way too many specialized super zombies in l4d2

[proven obsidian]

l4d virus is a flu you get that shit from just being in the general area of a zombie dude

[wanton portal]

wait what

[gloomy urchin]

wow

[wanton portal]

I just started l4d

you dont have to get bitten to get infected?

[proven obsidian]

that's why the helicopter pilot turned

[indigo hare]

If I came across a witch I would literally just end it myself

[wanton portal]

ohhh

[gloomy urchin]

i mean shouldnt you just not touch her

[indigo hare]

Okay I’ll switch her with literally any other super zombie

Hunter, painful as hell and terrifying

Charger, painful as hell and terrifying

[wanton portal]

ok

[gloomy urchin]

fair

[indigo hare]

Smoker, painful as hell and terrifying

[wanton portal]

would you rather fight the hunter or the boomer

[indigo hare]

Etc

[wanton portal]

the fat one that explodes

[gloomy urchin]

is boomer the fatass

[wanton portal]

yes

[indigo hare]

And pukes on you

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-run-food-running-boomer-gif-13971052

[gloomy urchin]

boomer if im american

[proven obsidian]

pyrocynical: Ouh that's so hot mate

[wanton portal]

dude

hes is literally only popular because of that one mod he installed lmao

[proven obsidian]

i started watching him ages ago he's a great youtuber

but also

the commission files

[wanton portal]

what

[proven obsidian]

he makes a lot of commissions

i don't get how that guy pays bills all of his revenue goes to fat fetish art and 9 hour ling video essays

[stable wren]

what did he do wrong?

[stable wren]

he a furry

thats basically it

[gloomy urchin]

so hes rich

[stable wren]

he hella rich he a youtuber

one of the biggest there is and was

he just a bit uh

strange

we know what he likes

if you know what i mean

[gloomy urchin]

not really

ok i just saw a short about his "accident"

and its blatantly obvious it was on purpose 😭

[proven obsidian]

clipfarmcynical

[swift carbon]

Who are we talking about?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188206357237727404/1285035391266590851/image.psd1.gif

[proven obsidian]

pyrocynical

[swift carbon]

Who Da hell is that

[stable wren]

i fell like 2ft

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/vbionLiUO5A?si=woFNrOL13fi1Z1Hk

[woven sky]

holy this game rarely updates

man fuck this game

its going no where

[twin abyss]

you literally have to wait a maximum of 3 months

[uncut gate]

.

[woven sky]

its been 8 months since last update

[twin abyss]

the thing is, the demo and the (expected) full release are 2 different applications

there is no update for the demo

it's just gonna be a demo

I mean the demo is literally free

[stable wren]

This is a demo

Not the full game

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/paldo-palddoab-loossemble-loossemble-hyunjin-cat-gif-7636419223880910905

[stable wren]

Go back to smoking

Yk what, no

I hope you vape!

[wanton portal]

but vaping is BAD for the environment
only tobacco will help us against global warming

[stable wren]

Ur mum is bad for the environment

[wanton portal]

I'm jumping off a bridge

[stable wren]

I feel threatened

[gloomy crest]

As ye should lad

[stable wren]

I don't wanna

My family didn't fight in the medieval period for me to die here in a half sword discord server!!

[gloomy crest]

What country?

[stable wren]

England

[gloomy crest]

Oh dude same... sorta

[stable wren]

The coat of arms was the Cheesman, if you ask

Its black and white colors with i think stars?

[gloomy crest]

Im also Scottish and probably Irish so

[untold wraith]

Did you know walt Disney once ate a hotdog every 30 ft at disney world because he's just a hungry guy

Or was

True story

[uncut gate]

i ate a piece of uranium

what do i do

im glowing

[gloomy crest]

My last name comes from onions.... my family is filled with german onion growers/sellers

[untold wraith]

Baki is where it's at

[stable wren]

Mine is from... cheese

[untold wraith]

Italian

[stable wren]

My great grandpa was the last one to hold the name Cheesman

[gloomy crest]

Cheese man mmmmm

[untold wraith]

There's a moose aboot the hoose

[uncut gate]

how do i download mods for the game

[gloomy crest]

Make the cheese

[untold wraith]

Delete system 32

[stable wren]

The current coat of arms is this, it's owned by Clive cheesman and this was in 1999, far as I am aware this cheesman isn't the same as the medieval cheesman

[uncut gate]

ok

done

why nothing happening

[atomic mist]

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[untold wraith]

Obviously

[uncut gate]

why are they singing?

[untold wraith]

Why aren't you

Stupid washing machine

[uncut gate]

sweetie are those your friends?

[untold wraith]

Why use a Samsung washing machine when gam gam's 1960's Washing machine still works sometimes

[stable wren]

Type shit

[uncut gate]

because im prettier than gam gam´s machine

[untold wraith]

But you don't stink the same disgusting moldy way as gam gams

Giving you that unique discord moderator stench only thought to be achieved by modding for days on end

You can't do that

Im just sayin words atp

Can i get a true?

I see how it is

[stable wren]

This is why your divorced

[untold wraith]

Tell your mom i miss her

[stable wren]

Okay dad

[stable wren]

He is being teleported

Cod zombies

[stable wren]

Capt misinfo is built like old kratos btw and can bench 3000 Gigatons

[untold wraith]

That's quite a handful of gigatons if i do say so myself

Which i do say so

Making me say slow

Slow

[valid spire]

helo

[untold wraith]

@minor heron what happened to you

Forced to stop posting misinformation💔💔

Horrible

Wouldn't wish that one my worst enemy

[minor heron]

back when there wasnt blood in the half sword demo, i lied to people saying there was and they had to restart their pc to get it

[untold wraith]

Good work

[minor heron]

it was funny until i was told i could get perma banned for that and that someone else already did

[untold wraith]

You remember which mod

[valid spire]

holy fuck

[minor heron]

nah i dont, i think it was some server members that were giving me a warning before a mod noticed

idk that was like a year ago

[valid spire]

captn misinfo and his brave soldier forced to stop posting misinfo

[untold wraith]

I was never forced to stop

[valid spire]

what a great time to live

[valid spire]

well you are not

but your soldier is

[untold wraith]

Dude im holding my own bounty on my profile

[minor heron]

i wasn’t forced, i just knew i was gonna get banned for continuing

[untold wraith]

You wouldn't have been even close to being banned if you were a purple role

[valid spire]

well i trust your name not your text

[untold wraith]

I was gracefully given this name by mcwonderbeast and now it has become me

[valid spire]

you guys are so motivating me i gonna tell game releases tomorrow

[spark quartz]

unfortunately

[untold wraith]

Fym unfortunately

You mean gracefully

Like i said

[spark quartz]

... yeah

[untold wraith]

Silly mod more like mod

[spark quartz]

captain misinfo more like captain truthteller

[spark quartz]

😏

[minor heron]

bro are you just gonna let him disrespect you like that?

[valid spire]

sir captain sir how can i achieve that kinda great username?

[minor heron]

slapping my belly and barking like a seal rn looking at this chat

[untold wraith]

You can be private misinfo if you'd like

[stable wren]

You kind of got a fate worst than death if you think about it

[minor heron]

arf arf arf!

[stable wren]

If you ever spread misinfo everyone will know it's fake because of the name

[spark quartz]

I'm sending you to the salt mines

[untold wraith]

How so i was given this ability to misinfo without repercussions

[valid spire]

Sir game releases tomorrow sir im saying absolute truth sir

[minor heron]

nooooo dont do thatttt

im just a sealll

[stable wren]

Yeah but ya name outs you

[tranquil tapir]

allat shield and he aint even gonna use it

[minor heron]

i cant grab my pickaxe even

[untold wraith]

A surprising amount of people don't notice it

[stable wren]

GET OUT OF GEN WITH HALFSHIT!!!

[spark quartz]

bros playing Minecraft

[valid spire]

bro

[stable wren]

I forgot people with the green leaf lack reading comprehension and common sense

So fair enough

[minor heron]

minecraft players when they realise pickaxes exist in real life: 😃

[tranquil tapir]

oh word wrong channel lmao

[gloomy urchin]

no they dont?

[tranquil tapir]

🙏 forgive me

[untold wraith]

What

[spark quartz]

me when I jam my pickaxe into the bus drivers skull thinking it would only do 1 and a half damage

[stable wren]

New server members have three modes

Pinging Frank

"Where multiplayer?"

"This game is ass, where update?"

[copper ingot]

[untold wraith]

Bloody bastards

[minor heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-goofy-ahh-silly-creature-veterinarian-gif-13290025161509917601

[untold wraith]

HAHA

[gloomy urchin]

loser

[untold wraith]

HAHAHA

[minor heron]

cant post gifs

[copper ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-blonde-child-gif-5376830

[untold wraith]

level 15

[minor heron]

#ending it

LET ME POST CAT GIFS

[gloomy urchin]

youre just 15?

weak

[copper ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-bowl-fat-cat-fluffy-cat-gif-11840902838768584745

[untold wraith]

Im like level 20

[stable wren]

I forgot what level i am

[spark quartz]

unc

[untold wraith]

How do i check level again

[spark quartz]

#stat-rank-check

[gloomy urchin]

level 28

rahh

[valid spire]

i have a bloody nose

[untold wraith]

Im level

[stable wren]

Amazing

[untold wraith]

Thank you

[stable wren]

I've only been super active

For like

A month

I am already level 23

[spark quartz]

yeah you yap a lot

[stable wren]

A lot of typing

[stable wren]

Thank you

[spark quartz]

it's really easy to get to a high level tho

[untold wraith]

Ban for spam

[minor heron]

im too quiet to yap

[stable wren]

I have 110 wpm, i like to abuse it

[minor heron]

bro this is just like real life

[spark quartz]

this place has a lot of users but like 80% of them are not active 💀

[minor heron]

the quiet ones are ostrisized from society (unable to post gifs)

and the loud ones have their say

[untold wraith]

@ everyone

[spark quartz]

sending five messages gets you like 20 levels

[stable wren]

Liar

Why are you lying

[spark quartz]

bug shaker you absolute buffoon

[stable wren]

Face reveal

[spark quartz]

talking about new people lacking reading comprehension smh

[stable wren]

What did i do

[untold wraith]

Its probably more than 5

[valid spire]

game releases tomorrow it will be ABSOLUTELY FREE it will be on both ios & android. EVEN VR. it will have MULTIPLAYER. trust me mr john half sword dev told me rn frfrfr

[stable wren]

Ban this guy

[spark quartz]

CONTEXT DEAR BOY

[stable wren]

Idk don't like him

[stable wren]

That sounds unhealthy

[valid spire]

Fuck

[minor heron]

bro i might go play tarkov and go look at men and talk to people on telegram

[untold wraith]

Trying to hard it's obvious

Gotta be subtle

[spark quartz]

ok

[minor heron]

good buy, little gay people in my phone

id post a seal gif

[spark quartz]

crazy

[stable wren]

I was staring at dudes while you were playing tarkov, I am up

[minor heron]

of a seal slapping its belly

[valid spire]

shit alr thank you sir

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-coffee-i-am-up-cut-cat-coffee-gif-1449948283726509444

[minor heron]

but i cant do that yet

[spark quartz]

oh god nic is here

[topaz oak]

Yo

[minor heron]

kraut when he’s sour? idk

[small spoke]

Ostrisized you say?

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-christopher-sad-thinking-christopher-moltisanti-gif-243700757780624649

[stable wren]

Death by german ninja turtle pickle ad

[minor heron]

ostrich

[small spoke]

wassup

[spark quartz]

hi there my Romanian arms dealer

[stable wren]

Can we ban this guy

[untold wraith]

Death by mysterious peas

[small spoke]

Getting specific there fed

[spark quartz]

Me? A fed? No....

[stable wren]

This gave me the tummy ache

[small spoke]

Why would you specifically have to mention I'm a arms dealer then

[minor heron]

my names not fred

[valid spire]

i will say 2 lies and one truth. cows drink milk, cats are dumb as hell, and half sword releases tomorrow with multiplayer on all of platforms even vr for free frfrfr

[stable wren]

I love chevy!!

[valid spire]

bro you literally fred

[minor heron]

my name is ced

[minor heron]

not fred

[minor heron]

HEY ITS FREDDDD!!!

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-trying-to-not-laugh-speed-holding-laugh-speed-laughing-speed-laugh-gif-242565803459391828

[stable wren]

What woud happen if i reset my profile to my main one

[untold wraith]

Banned

Forever

[stable wren]

It's nothing inappropriate

[valid spire]

wait do you live in belgium or romania?

[minor heron]

they have like the same flag basically

wait lemme check

[valid spire]

i cant see difference between blue and black

[small spoke]

What

Romania

[untold wraith]

Should have seen my profile picture before I changed it to negan

[small spoke]

The flag is Romania

ITS NOT BELGIUM

[untold wraith]

I changed it specifically so i don't get banned here

[small spoke]

Why does everyone ask me this

[valid spire]

wait have someone asked you this

[small spoke]

Like 5 people before you yea

[valid spire]

no fucking way

[untold wraith]

You're Belgium?

[stable wren]

I've seen worst

[valid spire]

you gotta be lying

[untold wraith]

Worst

[stable wren]

Like a lot worst

[valid spire]

you biggest liar

[untold wraith]

Worst💔

[small spoke]

I'm not

[stable wren]

Yeah

[surreal vector]

Misinfo do you come here every day on the same bullshit

[stable wren]

Cry about it

I used it wrong

[untold wraith]

Worcestershire sauce

[minor heron]

bro are you from chad or romania?

[untold wraith]

What bullshit

[small spoke]

Apparently alot of people have some color bullshit on their phone making it hard to see blue and black

[surreal vector]

Even now you ragebait

[valid spire]

i can’t believe some ppl couldn’t see difference between belgian and romanian flags

you fucking lying

[small spoke]

Plague upon you and your descendants

[stable wren]

I am going to force feed you horseradish

[minor heron]

just because my fursona is a rat doesnt mean i have the plauge

[small spoke]

alot of people have this one color setting in this one forgot the name but it makes seeing the color blue and black hard

[stable wren]

My fursona is a bee, does this mean we are homies? We gang members? We bluds?

[valid spire]

damn

[small spoke]

You're a furry?

[surreal vector]

Is a horseradish like an actual radish that looks like a horse or is it something else

[untold wraith]

If i made you mad in any way before i apologize

[small spoke]

I'm not surprised though

[spark quartz]

Like the waffle?

[elder pawn]

Bratwurst

[small spoke]

no im nic of burgundy duh

[valid spire]

you are so selfish

[stable wren]

larps you to death

[spark quartz]

Nic is romanian

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-sorry-kid-larp-or-be-larped-rise-of-nations-nation-rising-simulator-gif-18202816756838931088

[small spoke]

Selfish? How much

[surreal vector]

Meet me by the garbage cans near little Ceasars tomorrow night

[valid spire]

ban this guy

[stable wren]

Nic is Romanian? No wonder he robbed me!

[valid spire]

yoooo

[minor heron]

is nic short for nicotine?

[small spoke]

Robbed you of your heart 😎

[minor heron]

nicotine of burgandy :P

[small spoke]

no but I've been called nicotine before

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-shaking-gif-1214800249503457963

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[small spoke]

because I'm so addictive

[valid spire]

is there really any stereotypes that belgians do steal things?

[minor heron]

because you give us cancer

[surreal vector]

Someone ban this guy

[untold wraith]

You're the type to like little Caesars

[elder pawn]

Mods flay him

[surreal vector]

He's sick.. hes.. talking crazy

[valid spire]

nah i grant you a bird flu you deserve it

[minor heron]

never had the lil ceas before

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/plauge-be-upon-ye-gif-27019320

[surreal vector]

Any pizza is better than no pizza

[small spoke]

So true king

[untold wraith]

You'd be the type to say that

[surreal vector]

Learned this on the gulf in 2003 bud youll learn ine of these days

[small spoke]

is there a single day where cinder doesn't argue with misinfo here

[minor heron]

bro i farm bees

[untold wraith]

Multiple spelling mistakes

[minor heron]

i still have my beekeeping suit

[stable wren]

You farm me because you want more of me

[minor heron]

and equipment

[valid spire]

imagine not being in lil caesars

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1454812801016008746/1454906388592459786/image0.gif

[surreal vector]

1 spelling mistake

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-shaking-gif-1214800249503457963

[minor heron]

yeah you’re my little slave

make me more goyslop (honey), slave

[small spoke]

what

[untold wraith]

One spelling mistake.) you're welcome.

[small spoke]

Honey isn't considered goyslop

[stable wren]

I think that word is banned

[small spoke]

Use the term correctly larper

Smh

[surreal vector]

(Edited)

[minor heron]

🥺

[surreal vector]

Also that's not spelling bro

[minor heron]

actually?

[lime knoll]

Hes a phoney, get that mf

[untold wraith]

(Edited.).

[small spoke]

I think the word goy is banned

Because it means non jew

[valid spire]

bro

what

[surreal vector]

That'd be a punctuational mistake misinfo

[minor heron]

bro what 😭

[surreal vector]

Stop ragebaiting me

[untold wraith]

The whole chat is boutta get banned

[small spoke]

i don't really know I'm not a mod

I think they got mad at ppl for using it before

[untold wraith]

What are y'all talking about bro

[untold wraith]

No.

[stable wren]

This guy sucks

[surreal vector]

I've got friends in Mongolia dont tango with me boy.

[stable wren]

That's not nice

[untold wraith]

I do ask your mom

[small spoke]

Learn the new daily buzzwords man smh

[valid spire]

mommy

😭

[minor heron]

i got friends in israel

[stable wren]

Okay dad

[minor heron]

bud

[lost palm]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @explosive_jeremy ]

[surreal vector]

Stop

[stable wren]

No.

That's where that ends

[untold wraith]

Buzzball

[minor heron]

sorry 🥺

[surreal vector]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866044404334329856/1269916525113114674/IMG_0262.gif

[valid spire]

delete that shit bro😭😭😭

[small spoke]

Mb ✌️

[surreal vector]

Was postal dude onto something using cats as silencers?

[small spoke]

you're clearly on something

[minor heron]

he’s on TO somethinf

he’s like a future jeff bezos

or mf that invents stuff

[valid spire]

bro i have friends in the chad bro tf you talking about

[minor heron]

did jeff invent anything

[surreal vector]

Yea he made anime

[small spoke]

He's higher than the skies

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/he-was-forced-to-eat-gif-21816271

[valid spire]

@small spoke that guy is my friend from chad

[small spoke]

So true king

[minor heron]

ohhhh

nic are u friends with him?

[small spoke]

maybe kind of yes

[valid spire]

fucking say yes

[untold wraith]

Yw

[stable wren]

Reminder: Postal 1 dude is postal 2-4 dude biological dad.

We piss on Postal dude step dad in postal 2, we kill postal 1 dude in Postal 4

[surreal vector]

Is there a statistic showing the last time someone came up with an original name i can read online

[minor heron]

genius

[valid spire]

sir what a great slop sir

[minor heron]

you have a big slop sir

i need more bullets

[untold wraith]

Silence pink role

[valid spire]

you are best truthteller in the world

[small spoke]

@indigo hare @spark quartz doesn't this remind you of something

[minor heron]

[stable wren]

Just ping the whole mod team dawg

[small spoke]

Wat

[surreal vector]

Server booster is below level 3 we've been over this

[minor heron]

wait i have emojis from outside other servers?!?!

[stable wren]

It's easier

[minor heron]

lemme check my level

[small spoke]

why would I do that

I'm not reporting him

😭

[surreal vector]

Youre level 1

[stable wren]

We are the superior lifeforms

[untold wraith]

Indeed we are

[valid spire]

get boosters outta this shitty ass pyramid

[surreal vector]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-shadow-lythero-sonic-and-shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-gif-15414344691753170346

[minor heron]

god damnit

[untold wraith]

Red roles

[stuck bronze]

[untold wraith]

I swear

White role 💔

[surreal vector]

Propaganda to make the poor man feel better about himself unfortunately

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-balling-perfect-cell-dragon-ball-z-ballin-cell-ballin-gif-6400456760564649584

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1366747511905058826/caption-23.gif

[valid spire]

you not just a lvl 1 but a tarkov player😩😩😩

[surreal vector]

But these dirty pink roles need to check themselves or ill start seeing red.

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/enjoyoblivion-perfect-cell-dragon-ball-z-bully-gif-14923479581779811596

[valid spire]

not the white role 😭😭😭😭

[small spoke]

Real

[valid spire]

tf he doing here

[small spoke]

Death and plague upon those who aren't level 3 and above

[valid spire]

wait i got a great opportunity

[stable wren]

Plug rozetkovich? More like, plug poopyhead

[valid spire]

yk that half sword releases tomorrow?

[stable wren]

Mow is the lowest of all species within this server, no roles

[minor heron]

yeouch

[valid spire]

maaan whyyy😭

[minor heron]

man…

[stable wren]

You are Plugged fart

[small spoke]

Rats deal with plague all the time anyway

[stuck bronze]

crine

[stable wren]

Hereby that is your name now

[valid spire]

brah

[minor heron]

[untold wraith]

Red roles and below

[stable wren]

If you can deal with the plague, then deal with mine

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-shaking-gif-1214800249503457963

[valid spire]

white roles and above shut your asses lmao

[stuck bronze]

im red

[stable wren]

That's pink

[small spoke]

Pinkie

[stable wren]

Fucking NERD

[stuck bronze]

imi pink

[valid spire]

pink…

[stuck bronze]

im pink

im pink

[minor heron]

his role is pink because he’s not evil enough to be red

[stable wren]

Kepon is here

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/plauge-be-upon-ye-gif-27019320

[stable wren]

Everyone

[stuck bronze]

sigh...

[stable wren]

At ease

[neat tundra]

Look sire, the peasants are fighting again.

[valid spire]

SIR YES SIR

[stuck bronze]

theyll never let me into evilgang....

[small spoke]

Kepon has come to see us

[untold wraith]

How do you feel about the pink roles

[stable wren]

Sir, we have invaded Jessy house and found that he was hiding all the half sword release dates.

[small spoke]

Jessy

Jessie

Pinkman

Jessie Pinkman

Jessie

[stable wren]

I called him that

[small spoke]

Jessie Pinkman

[stable wren]

He got mad at me

[valid spire]

oh good sir may you spare some screams for me please im dying of hunger(saying in comically peasant way)

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tweak-gif-9306576739412501377

[small spoke]

Everyone calls him that

[neat tundra]

Bro spent money on a discord server.

No but, I like having more emojis and file size limits.

[stable wren]

Got angi at me

[minor heron]

he has a weird red because he’s super evil

[small spoke]

He must be mad and grumpy all the time

[stable wren]

It's the general tier

He commands the reddies and purple guys

[small spoke]

no man commands me 😎

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334940125980917821/1455751449287069749/togif.gif

[valid spire]

imagine having a half sword games role😭😭😭

[stable wren]

Kepon, this man is going against orders. Should he be thrown into a pit of boiling hot water?

[small spoke]

That would mean you're a dev who would want to be a dev

[small spoke]

What about a rubber room

[valid spire]

with a rat inside? hell naw

[minor heron]

i see how it is…

[small spoke]

Rat be upon ye

[neat tundra]

His insubordination isnt even worth my time to care.

[small spoke]

wow

Most insulting shit I've ever heard

[minor heron]

me btw

if you even care

[stable wren]

Damn, it might be over

[minor heron]

this is me before i give you the plauge

[valid spire]

damn sometime i was in a kinda rubber looking room and i met a damn rat… and it made me uhm idk.. crazy i think

[stable wren]

I got to work tomorrow, my life is over

[untold wraith]

Every time I come into the kitchen you in the kitchen. *Smacks lips loudly on a grape *

[minor heron]

go crazy bro…

[small spoke]

I gotta wake up early for something too

It's 4am

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-sorry-kid-larp-or-be-larped-rise-of-nations-nation-rising-simulator-gif-18202816756838931088

[small spoke]

I did fall asleep but got woke up

[stable wren]

If you think about it, voice acting is just elite larp

[small spoke]

If you think about it

[valid spire]

crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats made me crazy… crazy?

[small spoke]

Life is elite larp

Sleep is larp

[valid spire]

i was crazy once

[minor heron]

if you think about it, furries are elite larp

[small spoke]

You have to larp sleeping to sleep

[neat tundra]

Well, well shit.

[minor heron]

they dress up and larp as their fursona

[small spoke]

If you think about it

wait

I forgot

[stable wren]

You larped, kepon!

[valid spire]

what is a “larp” thing?

[minor heron]

“if you think about it”
forgets

[small spoke]

Live action roleplay

[small spoke]

Literally me

[minor heron]

bro did NOT think about it

[valid spire]

broh

[untold wraith]

Larping sesh goes too far

People stopped typing because they're laughing right now

[minor heron]

no im playing escape from midkov

[small spoke]

How much force would be needed to knock yourself out without giving yourself brain damage

[untold wraith]

Out of all the games

[minor heron]

one match of escape from tarkov

no force needed

[small spoke]

Good idea

[valid spire]

fuck i found voice msg button you guys

[untold wraith]

Congratulations

[small spoke]

still miss cark and his larp moments

[minor heron]

chat im a rat

but like

[minor heron]

a cool one

i dont have the plauge

[small spoke]

hi a rat I'm nic of burgundy

[small spoke]

plague upon ye

https://tenor.com/view/plauge-be-upon-ye-gif-27019320

[minor heron]

has anyone called you nicca before?

[valid spire]

rat plague be upon ye

[small spoke]

Woah

[valid spire]

bruh

[minor heron]

wait can i get banned for that?

shit i’m sorry

[small spoke]

well that's a easy way to get banned

[valid spire]

yeah bro

[small spoke]

😭

[minor heron]

i didnt mean it chat

[small spoke]

To answer your question before u get banned

yes

A bunch

[minor heron]

damn ok

[valid spire]

yeah bro you filthy racist

[minor heron]

anyways

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334940125980917821/1455751449287069749/togif.gif

[minor heron]

ggs chat

[valid spire]

daaamn brrooo

[small spoke]

Just waiting for a mod to finish him ofd

[valid spire]

good nighten sirren

[small spoke]

Off

[minor heron]

dont get them to ban me too hard pls

[valid spire]

i will say any shit you guys post

like

any

[minor heron]

i just wanted to ask

[small spoke]

I thought of something but

What a random ass question 😭

[minor heron]

dude how do you think of something and forget immediately?

[valid spire]

aint nobody gonna ban you bro chill

theres no rats in here

[small spoke]

I thought of a response to this

[small spoke]

But

[valid spire]

i hope atleast

[small spoke]

Shit

eorng

Fuck

Wrong sticker

[small spoke]

Lmao fuck

I meant to send this

But it switched places

[minor heron]

bro idk

[small spoke]

Literally me

[valid spire]

i will say any shit you text here

[indigo hare]

Are you sure about that

[small spoke]

Ggs

Ggs guys

[valid spire]

shit

[small spoke]

😭

[valid spire]

ggs

RUN BROTHER

[small spoke]

I can explain the thing in logs if u saw that

[valid spire]

plague will remember you brotha

[worldly vapor]

the shape of a tub

[minor heron]

[small spoke]

we will

[stable wren]

I just found some out of context images in a old discord server i was hella active in

[minor heron]

oh god…

[worldly vapor]

where is captain misinfo

[stable wren]

Died

[small spoke]

He just talked 20 minutes ago

[minor heron]

its wraps

mmmmm… wraps…

now im hungry

[valid spire]

btw i will say any shit you text here

[small spoke]

wraps so wraps for you

[worldly vapor]

TRUE

[worldly vapor]

shit

heck

darn

freak

[valid spire]

i will repeat literally anything you say

[small spoke]

i thought but I forgor so I thought why I forgor but then I forgor

[small spoke]

Thank you king

[minor heron]

you’re welcome

[valid spire]

who tf is this

[small spoke]

it's about to be 5am I'm going to sleep goodnight

[minor heron]

mods if i said anything wrong, no i didnt and this is me btw