general-catfish-🐱🐟

[bright prairie]

Will do

[drowsy finch]

I’m so lost on how you could have EVER make such a mistake

[gloomy crest]

I TOLD YOU TO MEDITATE

[small spoke]

Touché

[drowsy finch]

Woah, are you new?

[small spoke]

I'm sorry

[gloomy crest]

MOMMY I NEED MOMMY

[small spoke]

I don't know

I'm sorry

[gloomy crest]

GOO GOO

[gloomy urchin]

everyone has a blackmail over the other 😭

[umbral bough]

tcaldridge ain't doing shit

[bright prairie]

New mod, yes

[gloomy urchin]

hi do i know you

[umbral bough]

but that's ok i'm here to police and abuse you guys into compliance

[gloomy crest]

Who the heck is clueless

[spark quartz]

Oh clueless is here perfect lol

[drowsy finch]

Gotcha gotcha, cool to see!! :D

[gloomy crest]

wait

CLUELESS IS A MOD NOW

CONGRATULATIONS

https://tenor.com/view/fireworks-kerry-ireland-new-years-eve-celebration-gif-16214451197504523362

[untold wraith]

Ur a new mod? I definitely got skipped then

[bright prairie]

Possibly

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-looking-around-time-square-confused-ioneiyciouds-katiegif-gif-26567225

lookin ass

[small spoke]

Shes been mod for a week now I think

[gloomy crest]

Bank of A

[bright prairie]

She?

[gloomy urchin]

i dont remember interacting with you even once lets be goob friends

[small spoke]

I meant he?

[spark quartz]

I was about to say

[drowsy finch]

Bahh I’ve been getting skipped for a while, don’t worrx about it

[gloomy crest]

HE TYPO'D CHILL OUT

[bright prairie]

Women don't go on discord

And they most certainly don't become mods

[drowsy finch]

I do! :D

[gloomy urchin]

rali

[small spoke]

Rali I guess you gotta go

[gloomy crest]

WOMEN

[small spoke]

Cark you're scaring the hoes

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-death-dissolved-infinity-war-avengers-gif-18666629

[untold wraith]

I don't get it

[bright prairie]

We're goob friends now

[gloomy urchin]

yaay :)

[small spoke]

ok I'm gonna go before I lose my mind more

[untold wraith]

Most loyal mod butt suckers don't get their butt sucked

[gloomy urchin]

should it be :3 or :)

[umbral bough]

those who publicly and desperately yearn for any position of power or management do not deserve it

[drowsy finch]

Tsk, we should really start convening about this and throw a coup and what not

[bright prairie]

Idk why I'm so special to get picked over you two

[untold wraith]

Nah u chill dw

[umbral bough]

for it is a sign of lust for control and validation

[small spoke]

I didn't apply so no wonder I didn't get hired 💯💯

[drowsy finch]

Nah it’s chill, I wouldn’t have the time to do it anyways

I’ve also put it in my app to only pick me if I’m a last resort so thats probably not helping lmao

[bright prairie]

There's a whole other group of people on general chat, no wonder some of you haven't seen me

[untold wraith]

This the only server i text in/use

[drowsy finch]

Easter is a glowing neon sign of lust for control

[small spoke]

Someone check my messages in this server for me pls

[untold wraith]

Imagine it was 12345

[drowsy finch]

Timezones, yeah?

[quick night]

Ok Master goonway, show me the way of the sesh.

[small spoke]

oh my fucking god broo

[drowsy finch]

Lmfao literally. This is the only one I engage with randoms on

Maybe sometimes the zomboid one or scav prototype one

[small spoke]

Genuinely ashamed to show my face here again bc of you

[bright prairie]

Idk what it is about this server but it's the only one I've enjoyed talking to people on

[gloomy urchin]

bro gor bullied

[quick night]

I'm sorry but that literally is the only possible explanation

[gloomy urchin]

good moderation

[small spoke]

My activity is very inconsistent and Ive seen him talk a couple of times

[drowsy finch]

It had a wee bit of an insufferable period which caused me to leave, but i came back a little while after

There’s some pretty chill people in here sometimes and ig thats why i stay

[untold wraith]

Im sorry i somehow got that person into our server btw

[bright prairie]

Hopefully that doesn't happen when the game becomes more popular on ea release

[untold wraith]

That was a whole debacle

[drowsy finch]

It will

[drowsy finch]

So’s mine ngl, I may just be unobservant tho

[gloomy urchin]

i think 100k+ people will revive once it releases and hell will break loose

[small spoke]

Is someone on pc rn

[small spoke]

Could u check my messages pls mobile search thing is ass

[drowsy finch]

Yeah no, i think the introduction to blood lead to a buncha new people/lurkers coming out of the woodwork, and I just couldn’t stand most of them

[bright prairie]

Is there something you need me to check for specifically?

[small spoke]

no just my total messages

I'm curious on how many messages I've sent

[untold wraith]

Yo manager melon man head man

Guess what

[umbral bough]

he's perfectly reasonable and fair what

[small spoke]

In the span of 6 months

[drowsy finch]

He mod abuses me every day :sorrow:

[umbral bough]

that's what makes him fair and reasonable

[bright prairie]

You need to be corrupted by power, not desperate for it

[drowsy finch]

You people are all the same… >:(

[small spoke]

Why has melon been typing for a hour straight

[gloomy crest]

Melon is ragebaiting omg everything is ragebait to me

[bright prairie]

These are my results, in the span of 2 and a half years

[quick night]

Message got blocked

[drowsy finch]

Maybe I’m just too silly for the yellow role :sademoji:

[gloomy urchin]

yeah no fucking wonder i havent seen you lmao

[gloomy crest]

I almost have as much as that

[umbral bough]

everything is ragebait to me except unironically

[small spoke]

Become a unemployed bum like us buddy

[untold wraith]

Too many people active rn

[umbral bough]

us?

we?

[small spoke]

As in me AND YOU bro

All of us bro

Me and you and everyone here

[untold wraith]

Ban chat 40/50 so there's a chance i don't get banned

[umbral bough]

sorry bro i hate poor and unemployed people in this server

[drowsy finch]

Cars are stupid and bad, wagons are superior

[untold wraith]

40/60)

[small spoke]

I got 14k messages in the span of 6 months

[umbral bough]

don't group me in with these FILTHY creatures

[gloomy urchin]

horse

[untold wraith]

I almost sounded dumb but im actually really smart

I promise

[small spoke]

and I was inactive for like 3 months in-between

[gloomy crest]

Have y'all already moved on from the fact that Moai retired?

Tf

[untold wraith]

Woah

[gloomy urchin]

whar

[small spoke]

he retired for 2 seconds bro 😭

[drowsy finch]

Yeah and @bright prairie replaced him

[gloomy crest]

He's like a golden community member

[small spoke]

Woahhhhh pal

[gloomy crest]

Shit

[bright prairie]

Unfortunately my job application has been accepted 🥀

[gloomy urchin]

please censor those words

[small spoke]

rel

[untold wraith]

Prayed for times like these

[umbral bough]

woohoo

[gloomy crest]

Since you're taking Moai's place, I trust you'll do it justice

[umbral bough]

another coin to the employed moderator jar

[small spoke]

Tell them that you'd like to deny their acception

[midnight pasture]

Hey guys I just joined, where do I ask questions related to mod help?

[small spoke]

I forget most mods here are actually employed and they just talk on discord while working

[bright prairie]

Unfortunately parrying skills don't translate to making waffles

[drowsy finch]

You can apply for mod in #faq

[gloomy crest]

"Sorry, but after reading your response, I've decided to reject your rejection letter"

[midnight pasture]

Oh crap I should’ve specified, I mean modifications to the game, like on nexus

[small spoke]

I think I've seen that TikTok account too

[midnight pasture]

Mb

[umbral bough]

if mods as in game mods then #modders-guild-hall

[gloomy crest]

Let me apply to be a linecook so we can be coworkers

[drowsy finch]

Surely you can make a decent waffle

[midnight pasture]

Thank you!!

[bright prairie]

They were unsatisfied with his performance and upgraded to me

[umbral bough]

they do tf

[small spoke]

I'm ass at cooking so is my brother

[gloomy crest]

I dont watch tock tick

[small spoke]

Tick tock heavy like a bricks trunk

Brinks

Bricks or brinks?

[quick night]

I'm 100% joking that you are a sesh master, but the thing I'm serious about is that you saw it, accidentally or not, and I'm leaning towards accidentally since you keep persisting on not seeing it.

[gloomy crest]

Teach who again

I'm eating rn

[gloomy crest]

Ohhh this

[small spoke]

Tick tock heavy like a brinks trunk looking tip top shining like a wristwatch time will grab your wrist lock it down until the thing pop

🗣️🗣️

[untold wraith]

Brunks

[small spoke]

So true king

[small spoke]

This is all I can think of when I'm bored

This fucking sonf

[gloomy crest]

@small spoke if u worked under me in my kitchen you'll easily be a seasoned cook, just takes time to learn and get a hand of things. Just ask a lot of questions and say OUI CHEF and shit

[small spoke]

Song

[small spoke]

I'd likely cutt off my hands on accident

Or burn down everyone

[faint dragon]

Good music

[small spoke]

the videos used for it though 😭

can't sing it out silently without sounding like a total weirdo

even though it's a fire song

[faint dragon]

right thing in the wrong place

[small spoke]

Those TF2 art pieces has forever ruined the song

[faint dragon]

Ye

[small spoke]

yes king

Shit

I really gotta go

Cya

[faint dragon]

bye bye saint nic

and some big arh letters

[untold wraith]

Finally

Dead chat

Peaceful

Not a mod in sight

2 mods in sight

[gloomy crest]

Aw finished esting but nic leev :c

[untold wraith]

Life is Roblox they say

[gloomy crest]

True

Builderman is my dad btw

[untold wraith]

(ART WARNING)

[gloomy crest]

What the heckins

[atomic mist]

Need Help? <a:petwillie:1192507921242796143>

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code - Don't be a scoundrel!
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for :warning~1: emergencies :warning~1:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172907782765297747 Content Creators - We :anatomical_heart: them all big and small! Apply for CC role.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 Gallery
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

Check out our community Guild Halls:

• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365031142297702430
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

Arrgh why can't I do (x)!? :anger:
Some server permissions are locked behind rank levels. Experience is earned by interacting on the server. Check your rank HERE!
-# XP has spam filters post accordingly :2955_ablobsmilehappy:

Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[sick folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[gentle wadi]

@rotund elk might I suggest a Burgonet helmet? I think it’d look pretty cool

I realize now that is JUST Warmonger

[obsidian viper]

lowkey i think body deformation would be amazing for this game

like bashing someones head and it turns flat or smth

[bright prairie]

I'm pretty sure there will be

You will be able to bust someone's head open

[obsidian viper]

https://tenor.com/view/aight-yeah-sounds-good-to-me-uff-okay-gif-16247969

im excited for the early access

[bright prairie]

Aren't we all

[pulsar thorn]

Hammers will instantly become my new favorite weapon

Already a beast with the axe, but the brutality of caving a Willy's skull in with nothing but a carpentry hammer is WICKED

[cyan schooner]

Yeah. I wish maces got more love in this game. Idk if crushing skulls is a thing yet.

[gloomy crest]

Lol I think this same thing a lot. People be suggesting confirmed or likely additions

[fast nymph]

Soon in early access

[bright prairie]

They're pretty much adding everything you could possibly want in half sword so it makes sense

[gloomy crest]

Misinformation

[shadow ember]

was possible in demo

[faint dragon]

Im adding npcs to a Minecraftc castle rn with 4 defenses

[faint dragon]

Average yt video be like

[atomic mist]

Need Help? <a:petwillie:1192507921242796143>

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code - Don't be a scoundrel!
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for :warning~1: emergencies :warning~1:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172907782765297747 Content Creators - We :anatomical_heart: them all big and small! Apply for CC role.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 Gallery
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

Check out our community Guild Halls:

• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365031142297702430
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

Arrgh why can't I do (x)!? :anger:
Some server permissions are locked behind rank levels. Experience is earned by interacting on the server. Check your rank HERE!
-# XP has spam filters post accordingly :2955_ablobsmilehappy:

Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/-KFqUFpmIEo?si=SjiQlRFIY64UGQ0L

[wintry ingot]

should i do the same with hs developers

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/trevor-philips-gta5-gta-v-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-v-gif-24133250

[wanton portal]

WHAT

https://youtu.be/wfMl0kXFmiE?si=Id7aMNQQM1xrjA4M

THIS IS WHERE THAT MEME CAME FROM

[gloomy urchin]

my fucking god

STOP GIVING ME SO MUCH MUSIC

QUIT TESTING MY ATTENTION SPAN WITH 50 MINUTE VIDEOS!!!

[loud comet]

i wanted to watch this

but forgor

[nova aurora]

im on the last level, and game crashes so much

[loud comet]

Idk who would be better suit for Daitaku Helios: Michael or Franklin

[loud comet]

does lowering the graphics help?

[shell lichen]

blunt damage is currently not very impressive which is unfortunate

if they add that

it will be great

[nova aurora]

i mean, it shows a screen of unreal engine, says smth about a fatal error

im on medium graphics

[loud comet]

i think i finished it on low

try changing launch settings in steam

to use less ram

or some shi

[shell lichen]

it leaves marks yes, but if ur being hit with a made or hammer straight on, it will do far more than bruises

[loud comet]

-heapsize 4194304

[shell lichen]

but i mean if they tend to that, itl be as good as cutting

[loud comet]

i think this one

maybe steam overlay

[atomic mist]

Need Help? <a:petwillie:1192507921242796143>

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code - Don't be a scoundrel!
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for :warning~1: emergencies :warning~1:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172907782765297747 Content Creators - We :anatomical_heart: them all big and small! Apply for CC role.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 Gallery
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

Check out our community Guild Halls:

• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365031142297702430
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

Arrgh why can't I do (x)!? :anger:
Some server permissions are locked behind rank levels. Experience is earned by interacting on the server. Check your rank HERE!
-# XP has spam filters post accordingly :2955_ablobsmilehappy:

Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[shell lichen]

have you ever fiddled with the game files?

[nova aurora]

nuh uh

[shell lichen]

no adding files or removing?

[nova aurora]

nope

[shell lichen]

no renaming?

[nova aurora]

no

[shell lichen]

that's wierd then, i think i got such an error cuz of a mod once

did it say an error code?

[nova aurora]

ill try to screenshot it

gimme a minute

[shell lichen]

do that, it can help locating the problem

[shell lichen]

any luck?

[white prawn]

im totally not hiding in your wifi

[nova aurora]

i tried playin on borderless and it didnt crashed

yet

if it crashes ill ss

[shell lichen]

well, thats one solution i suppose

fullscreen can be annoying in various ways in my own experience

that goes for many games

[nova aurora]

u can install mods to ts game??

[shell lichen]

yes

through nexusmods

[tawdry adder]

ALLEZ LE BLEUS ALLEZ

[white prawn]

half sword ragdoll system is like the euphoria ragdoll system of melee games except the person who made the system isn't a greedy piece of shit

[next lava]

here is the thing about half sword, it's fun. that's the thing about half sword

[gloomy urchin]

what kind of 10 minute videos do i watch that dont involve self improvement or world news

[earnest isle]

Greatsword makes me suicidal

I hate it here

[white prawn]

video game documentaries

Watch the 900000th video about why ultrakill is awesome NOW

[white prawn]

nooo

don't commit sea side sickness

[earnest isle]

So true

[nova aurora]

im back

it crashed

it says ts: Fatal error!

Unhandled Exception: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION reading address 0x00000212e9fc1000

0x00007ff613cb0f5f HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6145666fd HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff614561f0d HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6145563d5 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff61455c076 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff61456ffa4 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6111e2a88 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff611313fd7 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6113118c1 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ffb596e7374 KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction []

Crash in runnable thread Runtime Vertex Paint and Detection Plugin Thread

sick shi

idk why it copied ts if i ss

[distant quartz]

oh fatal error is pretty normal usualy happens to me at baren level cuz atp to much to render

[lavish blade]

chat i find it FUCKING BIZZARE how one could run out of moves to make and essentially be in checkmate but then yell "DRAW"

(stalemate)

[distant quartz]

to confuse ur apponent u must confuse thyself- sunzu

[lavish blade]

i REFUSE to be put at the same level as a 300 elo IDIOT who plays the scholar's mate

[lavish blade]

sun tzu was chinese it hink

[earnest isle]

Chud chess player

[lavish blade]

zip it level 1

[earnest isle]

Pipe down 9.25 an hour

[sick folio]

I only ever play the scholars mate

[earnest isle]

Adjusted for minimum wage

[sick folio]

most just to ragebait

[distant quartz]

idk chinese history to long

[earnest isle]

Everybody's chinese

We're in the era of china twin

[lavish blade]

im chinese

[distant quartz]

i thoguht we were in 2025

[earnest isle]

2025(chinese)

[lavish blade]

i dont like u

[sick folio]

pregnant react this man^

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[gloomy urchin]

no

[sick folio]

they like me more😔

[lavish blade]

didnt you gaslight me into thinking there was mate in 2

[sick folio]

but there is?????

[gloomy urchin]

you believed in it yourself

[sick folio]

what is blud on about

[lavish blade]

no u brainwashed me

[gloomy urchin]

psychological warfare

skill iissue

[sick folio]

no but legit theres is mate in 2

[gloomy urchin]

if you suck at something doesnt mean no one should use it

[lavish blade]

i hate how people at low rating levels always check you even if it ruins their position

their just glued to checks like moths to a lamp

[gloomy urchin]

then dont get irritated

if you clearly win you win

[sick folio]

did u really just say fireflys to a lamp and then change it

[gloomy urchin]

if you cant defend against check thats on you

[lavish blade]

yes i dont live in america we dont have animals here i live in a wasteland

[lavish blade]

WHEN did i ever say i cant defend checks

[gloomy urchin]

the why are you complaining

you get free points

[lavish blade]

its just annoying

like a younger brother flicking you in the shoulder

[gloomy urchin]

its free points

how is it annoying if you destroy your opponent

if you cant destroy then you have a skill issue annd youre really just complaining they nitpick specific fields u suck in

[lavish blade]

[gloomy urchin]

ok i gotta lock in bye

[distant quartz]

fake read bresserk

[gloomy urchin]

you cant beat my philosophy sorry

im too good at making convincing philosophy points

[distant quartz]

STONE

stone caps

[gloomy urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV8MIcLDFk anyways listen to this

[nova aurora]

ts game is not optimized enough, or my pc has a virus

[wanton portal]

not optimized

[faint dragon]

Neither

[nova aurora]

so?

[faint dragon]

Idk

Game is not optimized

[wanton portal]

https://www.idrlabs.com/big-bang-theory/test.php

lol

[distant quartz]

35 question ur takking the piss im not doing that

[tiny plover]

a

[upper cloud]

mmmm

[earnest isle]

chudtopia

[gloomy urchin]

god i love libreoffice

fuck microsoft office

[atomic mist]

Need Help? <a:petwillie:1192507921242796143>

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code - Don't be a scoundrel!
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for :warning~1: emergencies :warning~1:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172907782765297747 Content Creators - We :anatomical_heart: them all big and small! Apply for CC role.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 Gallery
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

Check out our community Guild Halls:

• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365031142297702430
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

Arrgh why can't I do (x)!? :anger:
Some server permissions are locked behind rank levels. Experience is earned by interacting on the server. Check your rank HERE!
-# XP has spam filters post accordingly :2955_ablobsmilehappy:

Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[gloomy urchin]

i didnt hate editing documents i hated microsoft word

[wanton portal]

whats wrong with word

[faint dragon]

Why hate msword

There must be a reason

[swift carbon]

lol real

[brittle tundra]

Still no update 😞

[dusky zephyr]

Blame valve

Also dude

TF2 turns 20 in 2 years soon…

[high briar]

Hopium at maximum capacity

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

I have a theory

When GabeN passes away Valve will learn how to count up to 5

[fair gull]

fuh

[wanton portal]

Gaben is 63 years old

he still has like

30 years left in the tank

[fast nymph]

ok see you in 30 years.

[gloomy urchin]

slow and impossible to navigate in

keep that shit simple

we should all abandon microsoft and google

youtube is the only exception

[iron rose]

nah libre is ass

[gloomy urchin]

no fuck you

its peak

its absolutely better than whatever shit microsoft came out with 25 years ago

[fast nymph]

rude of you, Bogdan hates you now.

[gloomy urchin]

too bad for him im a cat person

[fast nymph]

Bogdan Opp 💔💔

[unborn sphinx]

There are so many more reasons why this is true other than just Office being ass

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[unborn sphinx]

I use Linux exclusively for at least 5 years now, no dual boot nonsense, I'll never touch microsoft trash ever again

[distant quartz]

also highkey

autenticator app is least thought behind piece of trah software even invented

only made to ruin someones day

[gloomy urchin]

what distro

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/el-macho-gru-recognizing-el-macho-recognize-seeing-oomf-irl-gif-372244127754047581

[untold wraith]

I was kicked shortly after that then one of them joined here and made it an issue

[stable wren]

Wtf??

Bro you are never here

[untold wraith]

I was then promptly muted for an hour

Im usually good i swear

[wind geode]

I am, I was just sick the past week

[stable wren]

You good?

[untold wraith]

My meme btw

Don't save it

[wind geode]

oh

[untold wraith]

Or I'll copyright

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-uh-haha-meme-gif-14415788

[untold wraith]

Is your refrigerator running? Because im taking that too in court

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-cyberpunk-anime-david-cyberpunk-edgerunners-tears-gif-26728517

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/ebajv8mjPTo?si=fy1vyZsCtpdv93pu

[untold wraith]

Don't you feel.. a little jolly

Don't you feel.. a little festive

Why so jolly

[high briar]

Happie Hanukkah

https://tenor.com/view/chrismukkah-merry-christmas-happy-hanukkah-gif-10210520520984134009

[amber hare]

I saved it

[quick night]

Tf was the context for that clip

[wanton portal]

there's no contenxt

Speed and Kai are the most obnoxious streamers oat

[quick night]

the context was that it had no context

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-get-it-confused-homer-simpson-the-simpsons-treehouse-of-horror-gif-23283814

[quick night]

Cheeseburger

[wanton portal]

I dont like

unless the patty is really thin

[faint dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/K9iC_Qc2YQE?si=6eAupbz_kJP3MNUl

[quick night]

Then just get a smashburger

[tired tulip]

16 Days Remain until Q1 2026!!!!

[wanton portal]

what does the EA juice feel and taste like

[tired tulip]

u will know in 16 days

where all the needles will be handed out

and its gonna cost 20$

[quick night]

Maybe you should try the free alternative https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1447930296354996356 only the rainbow one cost a cool Halfsword clip and it's a one time payment with free refills

Each color has a different taste

[wanton portal]

which one do you recommend for someone who needs a little bit of energy

[covert notch]

who is making the "becoming a dark souls boss in halfsword" dude and why do i keep seeing his vids when im doom scrolling

[distant quartz]

microtransactions

[quick night]

White

[distant quartz]

white is ass

[covert notch]

then what would early access juice feel and taste like

[distant quartz]

unblended bad qaulity fruit

[quick night]

White is not from my ass

[distant quartz]

so the other flavours are ?

[covert notch]

excuse me but what the hell are yall talking about

[quick night]

Only the red

[quick night]

William Fisher will you attend the wedding?

#1450127885322158180

[wanton portal]

@quick night are you guys not going to have party

before the wedding

[covert notch]

nnnaaaaaaaaaahh

[wanton portal]

I think every groom has to have a party before the wedding

[quick night]

We will have a after party

[wanton portal]

right

[wanton portal]

by after party dont you mean honeymoon

[quick night]

But Larry will come

[covert notch]

the only larry I know is the snail

[quick night]

No no no the after-party will be totally different, it will be like right after the ceremony, like a few seconds after, the honeymoon isn't planned yet

[quick night]

Garry

Without the extra r

[knotty prawn]

Half sword maybe in like 3 months!!

[wanton portal]

no

[quick night]

Can't believe EA is making their own half sword

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/january-gif-16646530946996178490

[wanton portal]

didnt EA games get bought by some arabians

or some

[knotty prawn]

EA got blown to smithereens today

By me

Don’t look it up

[wicked mural]

Flippy floppy trippy troppy 🗣️🔥

[atomic mist]

Need Help? <a:petwillie:1192507921242796143>

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code - Don't be a scoundrel!
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for :warning~1: emergencies :warning~1:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172907782765297747 Content Creators - We :anatomical_heart: them all big and small! Apply for CC role.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 Gallery
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

Check out our community Guild Halls:

• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365031142297702430
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

Arrgh why can't I do (x)!? :anger:
Some server permissions are locked behind rank levels. Experience is earned by interacting on the server. Check your rank HERE!
-# XP has spam filters post accordingly :2955_ablobsmilehappy:

Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/green-day-minority-lennye-gif-20564735

[winged vessel]

is the helmet the first boss dude wears a bacinette?

[covert notch]

the only gary i know is harry (potter)

[wanton portal]

You're a wizard Harry

[covert notch]

you're a wizard gary

[barren pollen]

anyone who got a few cents in his steam wallet 🙏

[covert notch]

why

[barren pollen]

just askign

[lime harness]

yaknow now that I think about it

Taco Bell definitely got somebody killed in A Quiet Place

[covert notch]

because of loud excrement?

[lime harness]

yes,

in fact I bet a cough got somebody killed

you can't control when that shit comes out unless you wanna feel like your lungs are exploding

[covert notch]

btw do you even play half sword anymore?

[lime harness]

yes lol

[covert notch]

I only ever see you play war thunder

[lime harness]

I do sometimes still partake in the butchering of willie

[lime harness]

listen if they didn't want me playing war thunder they shouldn't have made swedish 13.2's hit like a fucking freight train XD

[covert notch]

whats the original text

I could only assume its racist

[wanton portal]

why this cat so eary

[wanton portal]

no

its something something eat the server owner

[tired tulip]

send a Painting thats pleasant, watch the maggots try to eat at the fabric painting

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-holly-jolly-christmas-ltg-christmas-low-tier-god-gif-1431977317207580677

[barren pollen]

anyone who has spare mone yin steam wallet

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1447930296354996356/1447930836073844820/lv_0_20251209095514-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[barren pollen]

😠

[barren pollen]

😠

[barren pollen]

why cuckold tho

[wanton portal]

you know why

[barren pollen]

?

[barren pollen]

?

@wanton portal

[inland marlin]

Who halves their sword every morning

Me of course

It feels so good

[gaunt cargo]

rah

[fair gull]

oh shite

2025 is ending already???

why

[indigo hare]

How does time work

[fair gull]

idk like for every minute pass a second or something like that

[craggy trail]

Time is nothing but a human construct

[fair gull]

wait i remember

for every 60 minutes passes a second

so like

you revrese see in the future

which means see in the past but we are already in the past

[untold wraith]

Dms

I rest my case i plead kinda guilty

Top 10 saddest moments ever

[fair gull]

is thiss real

[untold wraith]

Yes 😔

[fair gull]

[untold wraith]

Ur mothers uncle

[fair gull]

h

[untold wraith]

h indeed

Dead chat 🥀

10 minutes dead chat

This is awful

[lavish blade]

yo can anyone here pronounce rødgrød med fløde

[untold wraith]

Probably not

[indigo hare]

Yes it sounds like this:rødgrød med fløde

[atomic mist]

Need Help? <a:petwillie:1192507921242796143>

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code - Don't be a scoundrel!
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 Frequently asked questions, What's what about Half Sword.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for :warning~1: emergencies :warning~1:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 Have ideas? Maybe you found some bugs, this is the place to let us know.

Community Content:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172907782765297747 Content Creators - We :anatomical_heart: them all big and small! Apply for CC role.
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 Gallery
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 Gameplay clips & non-photo mode images

Check out our community Guild Halls:

• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1365031142297702430
• https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

Arrgh why can't I do (x)!? :anger:
Some server permissions are locked behind rank levels. Experience is earned by interacting on the server. Check your rank HERE!
-# XP has spam filters post accordingly :2955_ablobsmilehappy:

Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[olive venture]

Hi guys is this game multiplayer so i can 1v1 my friend?

[faint dragon]

No

[olive venture]

ty

[royal pelican]

boys and girls im new here

is there any way to play the non demo only version, like the one you see in youtube vids?

[tired tulip]

dame da ne..

dame yo..

dame dame yo...

[fast nymph]

@tired tulip Are you having a stroke rn?

[fast nymph]

Wdym? Like the ones shown on the official yt channel of half sword?

[plain scroll]

The only 2 versions available are the itch.io version which is 2+ years old or the steam/epic demo which is from April. Content creators do not have any special builds so they are playing one of those 2 or a previous update/playtest

[royal pelican]

basically not the dark area where u run around, im looking for the arena version where you fight through the ranks, i got another comment saying tht i need to update the demo for that

[true delta]

#faq

[tired tulip]

are you the fucker in manor lords

https://tenor.com/view/ntr-jrntr-dhammu-rajamouli-gifs-gif-25012220

[indigo hare]

Yes that would be the demo. The abyss is part of it

Just press play demo in the main menu after selecting your tier

And you’ll start the gauntlet in the arena

Get to the end for the ultimate challenge which is a nonstop fight until the end

If you die you go to the abyss

Or just press abyss in the main menu

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/yapapa-cat-mmmm-hmmm-ummm-gif-16320512966422473723

[royal pelican]

ok cheers man!

very helpful info

[gloomy crest]

THIS IS SO SAD

IM CRY

La laew la laew HOOP MALA HOOP BAP BAP BAP MA

[indigo hare]

Nic you absolute buffoon

[gloomy crest]

Commence banning

[small spoke]

😔

What's wrong with eating ukraine

[restive trench]

what happend

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-discord-mod-gif-17404888196318737743

[small spoke]

Would it be ok if I ate russia

[restive trench]

oh politics

[small spoke]

Waht 😭

No

[gloomy crest]

Time Nic out

Like at least 24 hours

It's enough time for him to reflect and contemplate

[spark quartz]

Ravenous users want blood

[small spoke]

It was a funny image of someone saying they ate Ukraine and tried walking away with a Ukraine shaped belly

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-kitty-politics-gif-7416500467763573961

[spark quartz]

Nics blood

[gloomy crest]

Nic we gettin yo blood for the blood god

I shall begin the ceremony

as Duke of Shamandy

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[spark quartz]

Nic you should know the rules by now

[gloomy crest]

huoaaa HUOAAAAAAA

HUOP BOM BAM BAM BOOM, BAM BAM BAM BOOM

[indigo hare]

Look at it this way,
Any controversial countries, don’t post!

[small spoke]

I never read them or I did and didn't remember them
I learned it by the way

😎

[indigo hare]

Lest you bring out the trolls from either side

[spark quartz]

Well #rules better time to start than never

[small spoke]

i don't know how to read

[gloomy crest]

That's like taking off your seat belt and having your hands off the wheel after being stopped by a police officer

[indigo hare]

I’ll read it for you

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[small spoke]

Oh ok thanks

[indigo hare]

1. Dont be a dummy

2. Dont be a stupid

[small spoke]

Sorry I don't think I can do that

[indigo hare]

Wait theres more

[small spoke]

Sorry I don't think I can do that

[gloomy crest]

@small spoke Nic you better not break the gosh damn rules again because I need you here

Seriously

[indigo hare]

3. Be smarterer than others

[small spoke]

Now that is something I REALLY can't do

[restive trench]

youre breaking this rule yourself

[gloomy crest]

I'm literally mid-campaign and you're risking getting banned

[indigo hare]

4. NEVER GO AGAINST MODERATION IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM

[gloomy crest]

LESS MOAIAN RESISTANCE means less chance of me taking the peasantly throne

[gloomy crest]

YOU'RE A POOPA

BOOM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/548928615551860776/1310565565152362526/attachment.gif

[restive trench]

ok idiot

[gloomy crest]

What does it take to be a content creator cuz I feel like I do the bare minimum uploading basic clips onto my YouTube

[small spoke]

tyrant

[gloomy crest]

yes he is

[waxen heart]

,̶'̶ ̶ ̶,̶ ̶|̶ ̶,̶'̶ ̶_̶'̶

[quartz basalt]

Can we get new half sword game trailer for the new ea stuff

[gloomy crest]

War-torn flag of England

[waxen heart]

Loss

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/loss-wave-race-wave-race-wave-race-64-gif-14052642907967265927

[gloomy crest]

Yeah, here's your trailer

[indigo hare]

consistently post halfsword content. At least, somewhat consistent

[small spoke]

I forgot I had my audio on zero so i thought you just sent a random file without noise

[indigo hare]

Bro just learned about loss. Now never bring it up again

[gloomy crest]

What's the minimum consistency, like at least one per week?

[untold wraith]

Q is tonights biggest loser

[indigo hare]

I hate it i see it everywhere

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/loss-wave-race-wave-race-wave-race-64-gif-14052642907967265927

[umbral bough]

barbecue chicken alert

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

[indigo hare]

All I can say is post halfsword content

Open modmail

Make a ticket

Link us your platform

[small spoke]

Copy cat

[quartz basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-on-you-gif-25797108

[indigo hare]

Also your name is lame now

[small spoke]

what the fuck is this

[gloomy crest]

What

U calling my name lame

[small spoke]

Silly head

[spark quartz]

bread 👍

[indigo hare]

Yeah it’s too basic.

[lime knoll]

I got neutered

Im not a cutie oatootie

[gloomy crest]

im gonna mix the half sword videos with me dancing then since ur being mean

[untold wraith]

Howtobasic

[indigo hare]

Bro has literally never seen bread before

[gloomy crest]

Ur gonna see me do the dougie

[small spoke]

That's nice buddy

[gloomy crest]

TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE TEACH ME TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE

Errrrbadeh dougie, err errrbadeh dougie

[indigo hare]

It’s not mean, im being NICE by letting you know your name is worse than your old one

You’re welcome

[lime knoll]

They took my title, took my royalty, and took my stank ass

[indigo hare]

Thank me

[gloomy crest]

It's basic because the extra letters was getting too expensive btw

I'm trying to be frugal

[indigo hare]

Oh Nevermind, I don’t wanna poor shame

[untold wraith]

Its eefoc and it's funny

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/peasants-monty-python-gif-24070330

this is me

[gloomy crest]

lmao

[untold wraith]

Because i don't give eefoc until I've had my morning coffee

It's eefoc

[untold wraith]

And it's fun

Ny

[gloomy crest]

But I'm definitely tryna make the effort to simplify things in general especially on Discord though

[untold wraith]

New york new york

[gloomy crest]

Even where it won't mean much like nicknames

[untold wraith]

More like new dork

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242392366770421820/1408629359618822234/925bb3ce-6217-4431-8c1f-cc9fcadc980a.gif

[gloomy crest]

wth

[gloomy crest]

SNEAKPEEK?

[indigo hare]

Wow I hate it thanks

[gloomy crest]

EA SNEAKPEEK

[small spoke]

I genuinely hate all of you

[spark quartz]

he eat da egg

[gloomy crest]

cries

https://tenor.com/view/cries-in-shakespeare-shakespeare-gif-1308648291779566334

[untold wraith]

I love it

[primal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-bobby-smh-shaking-my-head-gif-18269382051844334745

[gloomy crest]

I think this is grounds for me replacing jolly mod

jolly mod more like jolly level 3

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1446574567660458114/OlyLesBp.gif

[spark quartz]

not in your wildest dreams

[small spoke]

HWAT

WHAT

WHAT WAS THAT

[gloomy crest]

Who the hell twerked

[untold wraith]

Lmao what was that gif

[small spoke]

OV MY GOD

[gloomy crest]

SOME DUDE TWERKED HULK AWAY

LMFAOOOOO

LMAAAAOOOOOO

[small spoke]

I thought I was losing my mind again and seeing shit again

[gloomy crest]

I LOVE HOW WE'RE GETTING HIT-AND-RUNS WITH GIFS

[small spoke]

What was spiderman doing 😭

[gloomy crest]

He used the power of shakin da bee butt

[lime knoll]

Wrong gif my b

[gloomy crest]

yo shake it

[lime knoll]

Did I get promoted?

[gloomy crest]

lieutenant

[stark roost]

hi

[gloomy crest]

you are now a lieutenant

i just promoted you

[small spoke]

Brooo

[indigo hare]

No you don’t, Youre just going against me because of your rebellious nature

[lime knoll]

Thank u for the promotion

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-eyebrow-raise-gif-23550103

[patent jungle]

guys guys did you know that ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ is not ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ and actually ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[indigo hare]

More like leftenant

[gloomy crest]

i love that more than lieutenant

makes me feel like im in the british trenches

https://tenor.com/view/ww2-gif-22020617

[spark quartz]

The easter demotion

[indigo hare]

Definitely my least egregious quote

[gloomy crest]

GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔔

Puts on gas mask

[indigo hare]

Never happened

Dont spread lies

[patent jungle]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[gloomy crest]

JOLLY MOD TAKE YOUR STICK

[indigo hare]

Thats photoshop, dont fall for it

[gloomy crest]

WE'RE GOING TO COUNTER THE MOAIAN ASSAULT

[lime knoll]

It happened, you were one of us

[small spoke]

This is how I found out burgundy is cark 😭😭

[patent jungle]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎?

[lime knoll]

You were just another chatter

[gloomy crest]

Bruh

[spark quartz]

Smartest nic moment

[small spoke]

i meant like a month ago

[indigo hare]

Clark

[gloomy crest]

yea I know

I'm just worried more people are gonna fall for the same thing now

[small spoke]

I never saw your username so I was confused 😭

[spark quartz]

we should get Easter demoted again

[gloomy crest]

There we go

[indigo hare]

Thank you!!!

[small spoke]

Maybe you instead

[gloomy crest]

I'M CLAIMING #general-catfish-🐱🐟 FOR BURGUNDY

[spark quartz]

wow nic

evil little worm

[gloomy crest]

I HEREBY REASSIGN EVERYONES RANKS, STATUSES, AND POSITIONS DOWN TO PEASANT

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143612887152218186/1296012938066264105/caption.gif

[indigo hare]

It’s funny when Clark starts larping everyone sort of just lets it go and don’t respond

[lime knoll]

Promote Jolly to owner

[umbral bough]

i stand with easter and will work with him to mod abuse all of you

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/a-brief-disagreement-cavemen-fighting-world-war-4-humanity-gif-14247561230571398294

EN GARDE

lunges at moai

[spark quartz]

Let's it go and don't respond huh

[gloomy crest]

strains my shoulder

[patent jungle]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[gloomy crest]

GAGH

[lime knoll]

DOWN WITH CLUELESS DOWN WITH EASTER

[small spoke]

He flucents between 20 year old man to 14 year old man larping constantly

[indigo hare]

Mf has entire sessions by himself

[patent jungle]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[small spoke]

real

[gloomy crest]

I NEED A MEDIC

[small spoke]

Wish I was more like him

[gloomy crest]

MEDIC!!!!!!

[indigo hare]

Old ass man

[spark quartz]

Instead you're just however old you are

Like 16 or somethin

[gloomy crest]

thats why i have a cane noob

[indigo hare]

Nic is 57 lol

He said so many times

[small spoke]

you're off by a decade buddy

Add a another 10 to that number moai

[indigo hare]

I almost said it

[restive trench]

damn hes way younger than you

[spark quartz]

uncs dementia kicking in again

[indigo hare]

You almost got me to say it

Im ashamed

[small spoke]

i almost got you

[gloomy crest]

How old do you guys think I am actually

[small spoke]

I'll get you next time

[lime knoll]

Jolly aint you like 22 and ripped

[spark quartz]

16

[small spoke]

Like 17

[indigo hare]

Like 19 maybe 20

[restive trench]

21

[small spoke]

you're either 17 or 25

[indigo hare]

22 oldest

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dance-gif-23278638

[small spoke]

what's 9+10

[spark quartz]

27 and strong

[lofty kindle]

He 45.

[restive trench]

21

[lime knoll]

Nah I reversed your age

[indigo hare]

Bro said

“Do weed”

[patent jungle]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[small spoke]

idk if I can really reply to that message but I think alot of young people do it

[spark quartz]

oh thank you gang

[gloomy crest]

THAT WAS PART

[lime knoll]

Easter is now 78 years old and BALD

[gloomy crest]

THIS IS BAD JOURNALISM

[indigo hare]

I am NOT bald

[gloomy crest]

I'm reporting you to the NPR staff

[supple pewter]

You’re bald

[gloomy crest]

This is not compliant with our editorial standards

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-lebron-james-meme-funny-gif-3425517799009042574

[spark quartz]

They clocked you 💔

[indigo hare]

I am balding, not bald

[gloomy crest]

you're right

[restive trench]

youre old

[gloomy crest]

Moai's the only one who got it right

[spark quartz]

I've seen what Easter looks like he's a very handsome man

[restive trench]

i was off by a year

[indigo hare]

Mf ive been balding since my early 20’s

[gloomy crest]

therefore you need to work the fields with me cuz ur wrong

moai get's a pass since he got it right

[indigo hare]

Youre the most honest person I know

[gloomy crest]

gives you a hoe

[gloomy crest]

tf

Leaving a brother out here

What about me

[supple pewter]

minoxidil

[restive trench]

jokes on you ive been balding since i was 16

[indigo hare]

Ha, loser

Baldy

Bald mf

[gloomy crest]

Baldness is good

[indigo hare]

No hair

I bet you need a hat during the winter

[patent jungle]

willie

[gloomy crest]

I'm giving free bald cuts at the Cark Salon

[gloomy crest]

I like having a very short buzzcut and wearing a hat on top vs having more hair and not needing a hat

[indigo hare]

I mean tbf if you saw me also, you too would think I was very handsome

[gloomy crest]

It's faster to dry after showering, and the beanie protects my head

[patent jungle]

same

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/resisting-the-urge-urge-resisting-mom-your-mom-gif-25300887

[gloomy crest]

It especially becomes useful during cooking where it acts like a hairnet, and it protects my head from debris

[indigo hare]

I love tom hardy

[supple pewter]

Tom has a hardy

[patent jungle]

LIKE YO- I MEAN THATS EX- YEAH JUST LIKE Y-

[indigo hare]

Shut up Vincent

[patent jungle]

tom hardih

[gloomy crest]

yea. also easier to maintain. I think this is also how they got away with wigs in the colonial era. THey kept their heads shaved for ease of cleaning against lice, and just put on a covering (the wig) to conceal it

[lime knoll]

Does he get ur tommy hatd

[gloomy crest]

joe mama

[patent jungle]

HE SAID THE THING

[supple pewter]

What have I done🫣

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hipopotam-pipotam-бегемот-бегемотик-пипотам-gif-17716529961237870263

[gloomy crest]

AWWWW

[lime knoll]

Oh im carkin it😩😩😩

[gloomy crest]

WHAT THE

[quartz basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nuh-uh-shake-head-wobbly-gif-17392991841467440232

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-spongebob-murder-gif-7383893330765842400

[gloomy crest]

i realize my statement's useless because i dont play outside of minecraft, chess, and half sword

[patent jungle]

i once saw furry feet in someones bio 🙏

[gloomy crest]

i just realized what this gif is

the heck

[supple pewter]

You liked that right!

[gloomy crest]

bruh

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143612887152218186/1296012938066264105/caption.gif

[patent jungle]

spungebob

[drowsy finch]

Eugh

[spark quartz]

You were 100% either an rotc kid or you took band class way to seriously

[gloomy crest]

I was never in ROTC or band

I wasn't even in anything lol

[supple pewter]

Whats rotc?

[drowsy finch]

I was in rotc!

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305974581206585364/1418969457333637234/number-roll.gif

[gloomy crest]

Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps (US): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Reserve_Officers'_Training_Corps

[spark quartz]

Its basically a way for kids to go straight to officer school as soon as they joined the military

[supple pewter]

Ahh ok, thanks

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158486227180343329/1360965015003336897/count-your-days.gif

[gloomy crest]

Their uniforms inspired my old Burgundy's uniforms for a bit though lol

I assigned everyone to wear khakis and soemtimes black pants

[patent jungle]

cark

[spark quartz]

It's for kids who wear Oakleys and use their dad's ucp camouflaged oversized backpack to feel like they matter

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/pipotam-pipotamer-zazu-gif-16657364898443733123

[gloomy crest]

I think solid earth tones, especially brown, looks better anyway

[spark quartz]

It's either they do rotc or become cops

[untold wraith]

You're oversized

[drowsy finch]

In my rotc we had to wear jut actual MARPAT which was hell to show up in every thursday/friday

[gloomy crest]

The only pattern I can accept is realtree

[gloomy crest]

Dayum

[spark quartz]

Is what I say to your mother when she tries to get on her knees

[gloomy crest]

I never seen that

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/w-speed-ishowspeed-please-speed-i-need-this-my-mom-is-kind-of-homeless-speed-respect-gif-2468087313805501337

[stark roost]

jaja

[drowsy finch]

You had to wear it the whole day 😭

That shit was ass

[drowsy finch]

Revisionist history

[gloomy crest]

What makes you say this though

[spark quartz]

Just your energy

[gloomy crest]

I just find my head routine very manageable than anything else lol

[patent jungle]

nooo el huerfanito nooo

[untold wraith]

To pray

[gloomy crest]

oh ok

[untold wraith]

🥹

[stark roost]

?

[spark quartz]

sureeee buddy

[patent jungle]

no se

[spark quartz]

Respectfully

[stark roost]

xd

epico

[untold wraith]

Your mom gets on her knees for the bees knees

[gloomy crest]

I guess I run equivalents to that though, my Burgundy and my own band that I mainly drum in

[untold wraith]

Get it

Bees knees business

[patent jungle]

bueno tenemos que hablar ingles pq este server es solo ingles asi que bueno

[stark roost]

si jaja

[gloomy crest]

English s'il vous plait

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/donovan-mayo-true-alpha-gif-17557391471190644606

[gloomy crest]

What the

Who is that man

Why is he on my screen

[drowsy finch]

@stable wren’s knees

[patent jungle]

im spanish i hate french !!!!!

[restive trench]

i think thats spanish

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-spongebob-murder-gif-7383893330765842400

[gloomy crest]

I know, and I responded in french intentionally

[supple pewter]

I can’t fathom posting something like that to social media

[gloomy crest]

I don't hate, APPRECIATE

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-plush-tearing-cat-gif-6602209128349261729

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-ai-caseoh-ai-caseoh-planet-gif-9292451704163292047

[drowsy finch]

What the fuck is this

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/double-rainbow-gif-5305103

[supple pewter]

Where’s tf do you find these

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-sad-phone-gif-7549243931577010530

[gloomy crest]

i think it's ai :(

i'm not sure though

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1163193188996100198/1449887007018057758/ezgif-76aeb13d031e9073.gif

[patent jungle]

this one i made

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/im-back-from-my-mute-piccolo-piccolo-exiting-time-chamber-time-chamber-piccolo-time-chamber-gif-26620817

[untold wraith]

Moais British

[gloomy crest]

I ALWAYS LOVED THIS CLIP

LMAFOOOOOOOO LAMAMAMAM

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-update-nothing-dissappointment-gif-9922939

[drowsy finch]

Wait i think it actually is actually now that I’ve actually looked at it :(

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hipopotam-pipotam-бегемот-бегемотик-пипотам-gif-17716529961237870263

[gloomy crest]

:c this is too cute

[drowsy finch]

Shameful honestly, that we would fake tragedies like that

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-vultures-freakye-freak-freaky-gif-12289898487040468175

[gloomy crest]

Everytime y'all post cute tiny animals, I'm instantly caught off guard

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-cute-cat-cute-cat-potato-gif-20953748

[gloomy crest]

yes please, counter lops' horrible gifs

we need to push him out

[supple pewter]

What that tounge do ?

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340097429873098855/1359210854075207861/togif.gif

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-hamster-carrot-carrot-hamster-eating-carrot-hamster-meme-gif-10181071745272541691

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-jumping-car-race-midnight-club-gif-15842192533729879073

[restive trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924848218825711617/1136528718416851034/togif-1-4.gif

[drowsy finch]

It speaks horrible words

[gloomy crest]

okay cuteness overload

THE SQUISHIES

I WANNA HUG THIS SQUISHY

[drowsy finch]

Blown pupils, I hope he recovers 🙏

[patent jungle]

bro the car is so excited for the race naw

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-gate-fall-bunny-gate-fall-gif-17120893162149303529

[restive trench]

he saw lops gifs

[gloomy crest]

NOOOO

[patent jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1101227148829806613/1105981336843452466/togif.gif

[drowsy finch]

Terminal brain stem damage :(

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-i-need-this-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-tweaker-gif-7898738045635868823

[supple pewter]

How much do you have at hand?

[lime knoll]

Ive never heard of these countries

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1385393575738605649/1413517698738159750/attachment.gif

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972547935927672913/1233142901412728952/convert.gif

[patent jungle]

im gonna send the tuffest gif ever (yall gonna have brain damage)

https://tenor.com/view/scp-067-67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-gif-13940852437921483111

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/14-august-ahh-dissapointed-nja-gif-8897066480852917907

[supple pewter]

I already do from your gifs

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-14525171131594481514

[patent jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-update-nothing-dissappointment-gif-9922939

[supple pewter]

Wtf