general-catfish-🐱🐟

[tawny bear]

thats what you get for attacking my master moai

[gloomy crest]

FORM SQUAAAAREEES

[supple pewter]

thousand yard stare

[drowsy finch]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SQUARE STOP YELLING

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleonic-waterloo-gif-5707734882609870535

THESE SQUARES

[tranquil coral]

He's so red in this photo, he looks like a duck roast.

[gloomy crest]

FORM IT

[drowsy finch]

LMFAO

Thats him after being defeated

[gloomy crest]

Boi at least I'm his paying customer

[indigo hare]

Ladies ladies please, keep fighting over me

[gloomy crest]

Zenonex im gonna get u

https://tenor.com/view/green-guy-pokes-you-stick-poke-comagreeny-gif-12916307036305812419

FORM THREE RANKS

STAND BY ME!!!!!!

[tawny bear]

okay i propose a 1v1 to death in this game https://store.steampowered.com/app/1527910/Gladio_and_Glory/

Steam

Gladio and Glory

Join our Community here**Physics Based Battles.**Filled with funny ragdoll moments and dismemberments that you rarely see in games!

**Fight in Big Brawls.**Simulate large battles in teams or free for all, why not trying a 1 v 50!

**Use the Environment and Traps.**Grab and Push opponents on traps or use your swings and momentum to deliver lethal hits!…

[tranquil coral]

History according to Hollywood:

[gloomy crest]

firing by RANK!!!!!!!!

FRONT RANK!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/zulu-battle-rorkes-drift-zulus-british-army-gif-13291404

SECOND RANK!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!

[indigo hare]

Thats literally real footage from 1876..

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/repeated-fire-guns-gunshot-komradekatt-british-guns-gif-397667750393065419

THIRD RANK!!! FIRE!!!!

[drowsy finch]

Apple juice is so fucking delicious

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/ganitgif-fire-by-rank-red-coat-gif-22383230

FOURTH RANK FIRE!!!!

[restive trench]

hi raliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiï

[tranquil coral]

I feel bad that MedievalMadness has to put a "no ai" tag in his videos now

[tawny bear]

@gloomy crest will twist your log if you 1v1 me in this gladio and glory

[indigo hare]

This doesn’t seem logical. The guys who reloaded went forward instead of the guys needing to reload going backwards. Theyre moving the line inches forward and closer to your charging enemy when doing that. Are they dumb?

[restive trench]

what w

[gloomy crest]

Because they're trying to gradually advance while keeping constant fire rate

[restive trench]

were they accused of using ai or so something

[gloomy crest]

Gaining a foothold

[tawny bear]

i will hold your foot

[gloomy crest]

Anything else would've been more static

[indigo hare]

Thats dumb and stupid and bad. Obviously a rifle with bayonet in the hands of a soldier trained to shoot, is not gonna beat a warrior with a spear or club specifically trained in hand to hand combat, in CQB. They should be slowly moving backwards to allow more fire

[tawny bear]

[gloomy crest]

Are you even old enough

Boi

[tawny bear]

dude you are not kratos

Boi

[gloomy crest]

True but they maintained sufficient fire rate to hold them back: https://youtu.be/wV1sLDTjEBQ?si=2KFg0lRMiIS1JYBh

Their guns are fast enough to pull this off against melee weapons

This ain't no muzzleloading flip flap

[tawny bear]

what you see outside is not true , maybe they fight and argue all the time in their houses

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1430792986601586838/audio.volume-8.mp4?ex=6935bc0e&is=69346a8e&hm=1079a1241015da914f43e0f3d5de195913c20c86158496370ffe794fcd112e75&

[tranquil coral]

I didn't know RE had that good of gore visuals

[spark quartz]

yeah re2 is nuts

[quick shard]

banana

[gloomy crest]

What does he have to do with this

[tawny bear]

Boi

[gloomy crest]

Did you just want to bring kratos up for no reason

[tranquil coral]

Is this the guy that posts ASMR videos eating inanimate objects?

[tawny bear]

no but its pretty obvious

[tawny bear]

idk just saw the vid on reddit

[gloomy crest]

no because you answer my question that you replied to

[tawny bear]

no its not an aswer to your question

i clearly replied to (Boi)

[gloomy crest]

Oh

Still doesn't make sense

[tawny bear]

did you play god of war?

[tawny bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pobwy_es2uc

[gloomy crest]

Oh

[indigo hare]

What the fuck

[gloomy crest]

I wouldn't've known that neither should've you assumed I did

[tawny bear]

i assumed you did

[gloomy crest]

Relevant

[small spoke]

What the fuck dude

[spark quartz]

I hate this so fucking much

is it some sort of bread or pastry

[eager jungle]

probably both

[small spoke]

Genuinely ruined my fucking weekend fuck you

worst thing I've seen

[spark quartz]

least dramatic nic moment

[small spoke]

What the fuck are those maggots made of inside

[spark quartz]

I think its rice

[small spoke]

Ohh

[spark quartz]

yeah its a food dish bro

it just happens to look vile lmao

[restive trench]

merryweather fleet's here bro

[gloomy crest]

What

[small spoke]

if you give me that shit to eat I'm assuming you hate me and my entire bloodline

[spark quartz]

yeah i would be repulsed

[gloomy crest]

You guys overreact

Don't waste yo damn fly dinner

[small spoke]

This is why I want to burn down your chicken farm

[indigo hare]

No hes right

I hate it equally

[spark quartz]

yeah but you matter less

[indigo hare]

More*

Bro cant spell

[violet garden]

You assumed right

[small spoke]

How do I quote stuff again?

[restive trench]

ping the bot

[small spoke]

@lost palm

[restive trench]

or right click

[small spoke]

ah man

It doesn't show the reply

[violet garden]

I don’t fucking know anymore man… I’m stupid… stupid stupid stupid…. FUCK!!!!

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-believe-youve-done-this-punch-ouch-gif-9605268

[small spoke]

So true king

[small spoke]

Why aren't you banned?

[violet garden]

You don’t know me don’t say that shit you don’t know who I am be quiet

[small spoke]

So true schizophrenic king

[violet garden]

Shut the FUCK up jeremy!!!

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-irony-hood-festive-gif-9953509332589360372

[small spoke]

So true rude king

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-siren-dawg-with-the-light-on-him-sailorzoop-dog-gif-2844905554045249724

[violet garden]

You’re in my fucking database

[small spoke]

What does that mean

🤔

[slow field]

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2415-1456-7981

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[slow field]

this is gift card

go put it for 100$

[tawny bear]

yeah cutting it was a very bad idea i agree

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-he-is-lying-gif-5367368635010969433

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword today I think

[cosmic wasp]

https://imgur.com/t226gQs

[wind geode]

30k

[tawny bear]

mama was watching her son win

[indigo hare]

Me when I’m going 30/4/23 in a match of counter strike, where I am on the terrorist team, and lose 16 to 13 in a duration of 53 minutes today at 20:06 on the map Inferno

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/amongla-among-us-talking-gif-20050692

[young marsh]

Willieh

[frozen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-saunderson-british-police-crying-tiktok-gif-5054965108578332242

[gloomy crest]

What game is this

[indigo hare]

Call of duty

[gloomy crest]

Call of duty is different

Isn't call of duty like a cooking game

[weary tinsel]

14th

[indigo hare]

Sorry I meant rome total war, common mixup

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/mama4smash-cookingmama-impressed-gif-20924562

[gloomy crest]

Now this is speakin my language

[gloomy crest]

With the earthly trims

[weary tinsel]

YES

[gloomy crest]

I fucking love their thigh highs

[gloomy crest]

I think I have a new crush

Screw Mary

Mary's evil anyway, Sir Moai told me

[weary tinsel]

whos mary

[gloomy crest]

Uhh

I'm not sure which Mary

[indigo hare]

Mary

[gloomy crest]

They posted her earlier

I assume it was what Maryland was named after

[gloomy crest]

Can you teach us about these people

[frozen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewis-saunderson-wolf-in-the-hospital-room-tiktok-british-guy-gif-17123152316704558635

[gloomy crest]

I'd love to learn more

[weary tinsel]

they are huntsman from 14th century

[gloomy crest]

And probably incorporate them into my domain

Hmmm

[hybrid granite]

why does it say new when theres nothing new

[gloomy crest]

Channels got reorganized I think

[hybrid granite]

Thanks

[gloomy crest]

Ye. Specifically, some channels got re-ordered, renamed, deleted, etc

I think there used to be a #roadmap channel for awhile until recently

Idk if I remember correctly though

[small spoke]

Weren't you a mod yesterday

[gloomy crest]

His yellow role was for a different role

Schreiber role is yellow

[small spoke]

I think I know the artist

[small spoke]

Ohh

Lmao I thought he was a mod 💀

[gloomy crest]

He sill has it btw

He just has some color effect

Him and Camacurt has the Schreiber

[gloomy crest]

Yeah some people commented this same thing

Some dude told Mord to do some moderation work when a guy was breaking rules in chat

Lmao

[small spoke]

Dont think it was wise to give a non mod role the color of a mod role

[gloomy crest]

Moai stepped in promptly

More like we just got too used to associating yellow with being mods to be point we fon't check their roles to confirm

[indigo hare]

That’s why I paid mcwonder $3000 to change his color

[gloomy crest]

Racist

[small spoke]

ZERO correction

corrélation*

[small spoke]

you're a good soul

[gloomy crest]

Je corréle

[weary tinsel]

fire confirmed

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1440704287834374265/baronbang.gif

[gloomy crest]

:|

[indigo hare]

And again other people get cooler colors than us. You get to be a melon while we have to be piss

[small spoke]

Ha piss color!

Do you guys even have gradient

[gloomy crest]

I just changed your role to yellow earlier so you can maintain pisshood

[small spoke]

it's just very faint I think

[indigo hare]

Yeah it’s yellow and another yellow

[gloomy crest]

I actually changed everyone else to be yellow

[small spoke]

worst gradient ever 😭

[gloomy crest]

LMAOOOOO

GRADIENT D'UN COLOEUR

[small spoke]

It is not noticable in the slightest

[small spoke]

You could make it work though

[gloomy crest]

Wait... isn't this trim just a willy

That ain't no oak leaf trim

[weary tinsel]

huh?

[gloomy crest]

Does the tunic trim look like a bunch of willies

[small spoke]

unrelated but that artist posts peak constantly

[gloomy crest]

Not tryna make it weird

I'm just curious if thats intentional considering bollock daggers were a thing

[small spoke]

What kind of williea

Willies

[gloomy crest]

Or if it's just some other shape that happens to look like it

Bollocks, Nic

[small spoke]

💀

I see it now

[weary tinsel]

dyin rn

[gloomy crest]

I was zooming in to take inspiration for my hunter dress but I expected some other shape like fir twigs

So I was baffled

I was like

"THAT'S A PANUS"

[small spoke]

didn't even notice it until you said it

[gloomy crest]

I'm willing to contact the artist to confirm this if no one else is so sure

[indigo hare]

I think yall are seeing what you want to see

I do not see that anywhere at all

[gloomy crest]

Fude

[indigo hare]

Not even a little

[gloomy crest]

Dude

[small spoke]

Playing CK3 is fun until your 80 children break apart the realm when you die

[gloomy crest]

Okay first picture bollocks

[small spoke]

you are A liar

[gloomy crest]

Now look at the bottom of the tunic

[spark quartz]

Yes he is

[gloomy crest]

It's a whole line of it

[small spoke]

Jolly mod u see it too right

[indigo hare]

Is this not known?

[spark quartz]

Never listen to what easter says ever

[indigo hare]

Im a bad person and a liar

Always have been

[small spoke]

WE KNOW

[indigo hare]

Yes dont listen to me because then I can claim you purposely ignored me and BAN EVERYONE

[spark quartz]

Which sucks because you're so cute its hard for me to be mad at you

[small spoke]

Bromance..

[indigo hare]

I know

[small spoke]

Had to be on purpose lol

[spark quartz]

I could make a joke rn but uh

I will not

[small spoke]

I'll find the original tweet see what the comments say

[indigo hare]

Coward

Oh

[gloomy crest]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, I just wanted to make sure I'm not misunderstanding

[spark quartz]

Let me tell you the joke in dms lol

[indigo hare]

No penises in chat please

[gloomy crest]

Man look at those hands

It's like lego hands

[weary tinsel]

its a tunic

[small spoke]

Unfortunately no one else spotted it

Saddening

Funny as hell though

[gloomy crest]

Corrected. Sorry about that.

[small spoke]

You sir hate tunics

[indigo hare]

I was uh

I was kidding but

Yeah

[gloomy crest]

So the full thing is ok tho right lmao

[indigo hare]

I was kidding 😭

[gloomy crest]

Full art piece

[small spoke]

nope

[gloomy crest]

I do really like the hunter outfit though

It speaks to me

[small spoke]

Me and moai decided to ban you and the other guy

[indigo hare]

Go ahead bud you can post your penis tunic

[gloomy crest]

I love this rural medieval attire

[weary tinsel]

LMAO

[gloomy crest]

I'm not gonna wear something like that though

[spark quartz]

Dont post the penis tunic

Or else

(Nothing will happen)

[indigo hare]

Jolly mod will get to excited

[small spoke]

Would I get in trouble if I were to screenshot this crop it and then post something

[spark quartz]

N-no!

[gloomy crest]

Level 1 trollers would be happy to see this if they had perms

[small spoke]

no response=no

[gloomy crest]

Why tf you said this like an excited anime girl

[indigo hare]

We’ll have to see if it makes me laugh

[spark quartz]

Baka

[small spoke]

cus he is?

[gloomy crest]

N-n-no... moai-san..

[spark quartz]

@lost palm

[small spoke]

I'm not sure if this is just a really crude joke or you didn't understand what I meant

[gloomy crest]

BOI

LMAOOO

[indigo hare]

Never change

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOOOOL

[indigo hare]

That works too

[spark quartz]

Easter check yo dms btw

[small spoke]

Yo..

Nahhhh

[gloomy crest]

This is actually a quote from a 15th century burgundian duke btw

Haters would say it's fake

[spark quartz]

dude was way ahead of his time

[gloomy crest]

LLOOOOOOOOL

[weary tinsel]

I cant with this chat today

[tardy dock]

first and only thing ill be reading in this chat today

[gloomy crest]

You started it with ur hunters

Your freakin' jägers

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[gloomy crest]

Your VENATORS

[tardy dock]

lmao

[gloomy crest]

Loool thought your pfp was the donkey from Shrek

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-alegre-sorriso-burro-gif-14645687

[small spoke]

How..

I didnt mean to include this inage

Image

[tardy dock]

thats actually my nickname for him

[gloomy crest]

Holy sbit why does he look like me

[small spoke]

Do you do drugs and are a horrible father as well?

[gloomy crest]

I do weed but I'm not a daddy

I'm a bad leader though

[small spoke]

Why did you specifically have to say daddy..

[tardy dock]

thats what a good leader would say

[gloomy crest]

FREEDOM OF SPEECH

[small spoke]

close enough hi frank

[gloomy crest]

Lmfao

Although I stated the similarity mainly because of the beanie

Cuz I'm in a beanie phase rn

[tardy dock]

all great leaders go through the beanie phase

[gloomy crest]

I treat mine like an arming cap

For my ordinances I was deciding between beanies and arming caps, decided with the former due to accessibility and simplicity, outside of martial usage

[gloomy crest]

Hi Nic

[gloomy crest]

True

By permission of @indigo hare :

[indigo hare]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1EsB1IH0Dys?si=aZIZt6OYLxyuIk_J

[gloomy crest]

Dada sounds better anyway

[small spoke]

I'm happy I'm not from the UK or America or any american speaking country this won't happen to me

[spark quartz]

No the fuck it does not

[gloomy crest]

Why dada

[small spoke]

If someone is above the age of 6 and still says dada they should probably stop 💔

[gloomy crest]

I always call you dada

[spark quartz]

aight you gotta go

[gloomy crest]

NO PLS

HALT

GET TEAMBROS NOT ME

[spark quartz]

Insert fallout new Vegas intro here

[gloomy crest]

That's a song

[small spoke]

conquering in CK3 takes forever when you're feudal

[gloomy crest]

Caaan't heeelp mah sellfff

Motown song

[gloomy crest]

Where is that

I've been there like once

And that was a long time ago

Uh

[spark quartz]

He doesnt know ball

Or he baits all the time idk

[gloomy crest]

Okay I judt looked it up

Apparently he is right

It's a video game of some sort

i watch like nuclear fallout movies at least

I watch fallout media of that kind

[small spoke]

I only played fallout 4

[gloomy crest]

But I can't remember the names of the movie

There was a really good one like that

[gloomy crest]

Wikipedia says this is actually a popular series

Ton of good reception and awards

Dayum

And I've seen the little mascot with the blue jacket

[small spoke]

what

[gloomy crest]

You dont know fallout too?

there's like this dude in an american civil war cavalry uniform

[spark quartz]

Yeah in fallout 4 theyre called the minute men

[gloomy crest]

now that I recognize

https://tenor.com/view/founding-fathers-golf-golfing-benjammins-forefathers-gif-11331735068146560317

[hybrid granite]

Any of yall like sim racing/drifting/trucking whatever?

[gloomy crest]

I like war wagons

https://tenor.com/view/driving-a-horse-and-buggy-1883-leaving-drive-away-steer-horses-gif-24553377

and this stuff

does that count

[hybrid granite]

My stuffs arriving in two days or so

[hybrid granite]

Idk bro

[gloomy crest]

YOOOOO

[gloomy crest]

what'd you get

[spark quartz]

Fallout 4 takes place in Boston and the minute men are a faction who use laser muskets lol

You'd prolly like it tbh

Lots of history too

[gloomy crest]

i dont like laser

daddy i want a REAL musket

[spark quartz]

Bro has zero imagination

[gloomy crest]

with a functional flintlock mechanism

[spark quartz]

Its set in the future

[gloomy crest]

tell them to stay true to the tradition

[hybrid granite]

Logitech g27, starting out with nothing much but i plan to get moza r3/r5 and upgrade it with the tsw wheel and get a nice shifter, handbrake etc. gonna buy a wheel stand for the g27 too probably

[gloomy crest]

no more lasers

i found like two people who mentioned having driving sim controllers and they're both gone from the server since

[gloomy crest]

sounds nice

will you play half sword with that?

[hybrid granite]

No controller support i think

[gloomy crest]

DANG

[white kraken]

so... the game got delayed huh ?... i guess i took holiday for nuffin ..

[gloomy crest]

LOL

time for a meditation retreat

[indigo hare]

Normalize not taking off work to play video games 😔

[hazy agate]

theres still christmas

[gloomy crest]

fact

[white kraken]

bruh nah i love this game

worked all this year . i deserve some time off

[spark quartz]

nah let's normalize it lol

[gloomy crest]

fact

[spark quartz]

I don't even use my pto to travel bro i just stay at home and relax

[tired tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074504176714907690/1446562784304431207/caption.gif

[indigo hare]

Staycations are the best

[rancid urchin]

normalize tripping on 37 take out bags on your way out the door

[nocturne lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-meme-minecraft-memes-gif-9141389600686619894

[spark quartz]

yeah i would love to travel to Europe and see some shit there but I am very poor

[gloomy crest]

hee heee ehe HEE EEHE HEEee

[rancid urchin]

michael jackson off his rocker

[gloomy crest]

LOL

I'm not even the first, bruh @spark quartz @indigo hare

[spark quartz]

yeah you ain't special

[indigo hare]

Literally everyone loves me

[gloomy crest]

at least i ran third place

BOOM

[indigo hare]

Tell me another moderator that has fan art

You can’t

I deserve to own discord

[gloomy crest]

closest thing probably would be the memes

there was that one dude who made a meme for mods and staff

glazing style

[gloomy crest]

are you saying this because I'm trying to conquer halfcordia and halfswordia

[indigo hare]

No im saying it because I deserve to own discord

It’s just how it is

[severe fulcrum]

putting in heavy work in steam discussions rn, hire me hs games 😂

[indigo hare]

Dont hate the player hate the game

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1117704405899280454/1245124233244315739/togif.gif

[gloomy crest]

RALASKAN FALASKAN

[rancid urchin]

can I be your jester I have a big club foot

[gloomy crest]

Bro's name sounds like what I call my soup

[indigo hare]

Did you say foot?

[gloomy crest]

dude

[indigo hare]

[gloomy crest]

join my retinue

we have a jester too that you could possibly work with

[rancid urchin]

I am lone wolf jester

[wind geode]

Kryk, rainbow and me are probably the least known mods

[gloomy crest]

ok

[severe fulcrum]

never even seen kryk speak 🥀

[rancid urchin]

if my name was kryk I'd probably moderate the half sword discord probably

[drowsy finch]

i've literally never even seen either of the other two speak ever

[wind geode]

If my name was Renner I'd probably make jokes about a guy named kryk in the format of those literal memes

[rancid urchin]

I think so too

[atomic mist]

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[indigo hare]

Who is rainbow

Never seen em

[wind geode]

I can't tell if you're actually asking

[indigo hare]

Im pretty great at sarcasm and irony

I know them, I just literally never see them

[supple pewter]

owned

[indigo hare]

I at least see you around

[forest falcon]

Guy quick question

who the hell watches movies

they're mostly slop

[rancid urchin]

I like some

[wind geode]

*Kryk, Rainbow and me are the least talked about mods

[rancid urchin]

it's a medium kind of stupid to blanket the entire thing as slop

[forest falcon]

at least rainbow does stuff

[indigo hare]

I see what you did there

[wind geode]

clever

cause

[forest falcon]

a lot of background work?

[wind geode]

At first glance you think he's just saying that the dude is doing stuff

but actually

if you look deeper that's their name

so

It's like a deeper joke

[indigo hare]

This Joke is very clever and wise

A double meaning if you will

[supple pewter]

Guys how do i get better agianst knights? They dont have their necks exposed, the ones who have are too easy

[forest falcon]

I have a slight problem

smol bug stuck under my tv screen

[forest falcon]

it's just laying there

dead

[forest falcon]

Writer role?

wut

[drowsy finch]

glad I'm not the only one 😭

[indigo hare]

Theyre busy doing…stuff…

I made the same joke

But not as impactful

Im now ashamed of myself

[forest falcon]

Guys recommend me some 1980-2010s movies

[gloomy crest]

Lovely

[weary tinsel]

Im pretty sure it's in the game

[indigo hare]

Tis

[supple pewter]

This shit slaps and their other stuff toohttps://open.spotify.com/track/02TAPvcJim4s3uSI5cALzw?si=a7e4ef5060664deb

[quiet sun]

Try to get in close, use halfswording, work the point of whatever weapon you’re using in more than trying to strike at armor that is never gonna budge.

[gloomy crest]

hosooo uhhh schgyoooooooooommm

[gloomy crest]

uhhhoooorrrrua oooooooo eeeeee

[supple pewter]

btw should i switch hand everytime i swing from right to left?

[gloomy crest]

ask the all knowing one and you will find out...

uhoooooooooo

[spark quartz]

Rali in cat form

[spark quartz]

rainbow isn't even known to us bro lol

But yeah you are a rarer Pokémon so to speak

[supple pewter]

whos that?

[gloomy crest]

The answer you seek lies in the windows of latter affairs

Carry your intent firmly as you enter the cave, like a torch, to guide you in the trail

[vagrant tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTT52wrgVw

[drowsy finch]

I have a cat sona I dont use!!

[supple pewter]

What do people like about caseoh? Genuine question not trying to be rude here

[spark quartz]

now make an Alaskan trout sona

[oak olive]

6 7

[indigo hare]

🖕 😡 🖕

[gloomy crest]

It is fatiguing when content creators seek your attention to such levels.

[supple pewter]

could never get into him

[gloomy crest]

Sorry, I misread you. I thought you asked, "Why do people dislike Caseoh?"

[supple pewter]

well your answer was good too

[indigo hare]

I don’t like any streamer honestly. Not that theyre bad people or not funny or anything. But sitting down and watching a stream is just boring as all hell. I’ll watch their clips at least on YouTube

[supple pewter]

feels like mostly kids watch him? have yet to find an adult who have

[gloomy crest]

Let's Plays were better back then

Especially in Minecraft

[supple pewter]

definently

[gloomy crest]

The main kind of streaming I prefer is radio

[oak olive]

i dont think this is how to train your dragon

[gloomy crest]

It's a nice way to relax my eyes while listening to a station, especially the type that advances a public or community mission

[supple pewter]

call me wierd but i usally listen to creepypastas

[gloomy crest]

herobrine is real

[spark quartz]

I've never understood the concept of streamers in general, seems so boring. Like at least letsplays were edited and more personable, streamers are so boring and only see your chat if you donate and that's not even a guarantee

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-terrified-tensed-frightened-gif-17449697

[gloomy crest]

It was Friday, 7pm, at home after just arriving from school... I hopped onto my computer and decided to look through the internet forums for a new game and found half_sword.exe...

[spark quartz]

Then again I grew up on markiplier and pewdiepie when streaming was in its infancy

[gloomy crest]

The creator said it was likely buggy, but I shrugged it. I was usually testing indie games anyway. But this one was not like any other...

[supple pewter]

continue

[indigo hare]

A novel by Clark

[gloomy crest]

It was a medieval simulator. It clearly looked like in its early development. However, one particular opponent started acting funny. The game was supposed to say "Press R to Restart / WIN." This time, the bloodied, skin-flayed man didn't die.

[little talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1311720541216047165.gif

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-tentacles-spongebob-look-around-awkward-gif-496727432057798195

[gloomy crest]

I sheathed my weapon and walked to him. His eyes... almost covered by blood, looked like of a real man...

He opened his mouth and said... "YOU WERE NEVER SUPPOSED TO PLLAY THIS...."

[spark quartz]

they gave me a got damn lily pad

[gloomy crest]

CHH CHHH CHH GLITCHY NOISE

CHHH CHH STHSHCHSCHCHCH H

IT WAS SLENDERMAN!!!!

then i died

The End

[neat tundra]

Afterwards a Hyper realistic skeleton with hyper realistic blood popped out

[gloomy crest]

In real life

[supple pewter]

a+, got all the tropes right

[gloomy crest]

lol

[indigo hare]

That was not the ending I expected but, subverting expectations is the makings of a great author

[little talon]

Give me another one

[gloomy crest]

it was supposed to be the ending you thought of but that version was lost

so this fanmade rendition is the only surviving text

apparently the real ending is much worse

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-gif-13029053551745325645

Lost media

[gloomy crest]

LMFAOOOOO YEP

[gloomy urchin]

do u fricking sleep

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-big-lips-gif-13233291

[gloomy crest]

who

[gloomy urchin]

kills u

[gloomy urchin]

yoy

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/lily-pad-pond-water-lillies-water-lily-doh-gif-6533016047579363566

[gloomy crest]

i meditate between my waking periods

[spark quartz]

Nerds when they describe sleeping

[gloomy crest]

LMFAOOooo

[main willow]

ho ho, bowling

[supple pewter]

photosynthesis

or do you get sun?

[frigid kernel]

How does healing work in abyss?

[gloomy crest]

in the day yeah

i walk

[gloomy crest]

I'd love to know the answer due to conflicting explanations. Mrzacnono said you heal as you deal damage to NPCs, but SamOfSaturn said it was on a timely basis.

[supple pewter]

thats the neat part, it dont

[frigid kernel]

Is it both?

Like u heal faster for a kill

[indigo hare]

Me when I’m an Asian woman and decide to try to step onto a giant Lilly pad only for it to not be able to hold my weight because it’s a fucking Lilly pad and I fall into the water with my bag of personal belongings

[frigid kernel]

But slow heal over time

[gloomy crest]

thats a good point

I can't confirm but I like that description

[gloomy crest]

she watched too much fantasy

"This gaddam lily pad can support me"

[supple pewter]

i wish we could heal limbs, i lost my hand on the first boss once, not fum

[gloomy crest]

Oh that's a good point

[indigo hare]

No it’s not 😡

Halfsword isn’t about FUN

[drowsy finch]

lily pads belong on burgers, not waters

[gloomy crest]

I meant to address the difficulty of beating abyss with de-limbing cuz I'm a gentleman that's used to keeping my limbs.

[sullen folio]

@drowsy finch i decided to try week one mod for pz
just to get stabbed by group of people in rosewood school

[supple pewter]

how tf did he fly like that

[stone sedge]

god damn!

[drowsy finch]

week 1 is ass

[stone sedge]

Yeah pretty much same. If I wanted to watch a game I'd just play it

[drowsy finch]

hi yubber !! :D

[stone sedge]

Week One is fun for like 5 seconds

And then it breaks

[stone sedge]

Heyllo!

[main willow]

how the hell can yall parry attacks, I can barely kill a dude 💔

[drowsy finch]

Literally. The ai is ass and the events feel like they’re hunting you down

[stone sedge]

I made the mistake of thinking I could kill the occupants of a better home than the one I spawned in and steal it

They respawned every day

And they were mad

[indigo hare]

Practice practice practice

[main willow]

makes sense

[still scaffold]

moai

[drowsy finch]

dude you get stun locked like crazy

[sullen folio]

its fun for me
idk what else mods just adds smth like that

[drowsy finch]

its so so so so so annoying to fight other people if u dont have a gun and 10 aiming lol

[still scaffold]

my minimod petition is gaining traction

your days are numbered

[verbal geyser]

deadass ejected

[spice patrol]

Ok now all the news I saw in announcements are so cool I can't wait(make the early access f2p I'm a beggar)

[gloomy crest]

@indigo hare What's your most favorite and 2nd favorite color

[gloomy crest]

that won't be possible.

Demo will still be up though.

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-angry-birds-gif-14664813930774351418

[indigo hare]

Blue and green

[spice patrol]

Gambling without the gamble aspect

[spice patrol]

For how long?

[gloomy crest]

I am actually unaware of the information you seek with this inquiry.

[sullen folio]

i just lumberjack
axe is better then a gun

[spice patrol]

I'm looking for a medieval type swear I can use

[gloomy crest]

Zounds

[spice patrol]

ZOUNDS

"Cowarrr"🗣️

[supple pewter]

how to get better, need tips

[spice patrol]

All that aside anyone wants eg?

[dense iron]

that looks tasty

[stone sedge]

Maybe Build 43

[spice patrol]

Holy satisfaction😭 😭 😭

[stone sedge]

When you do kill them they drop an absolutely game-breaking amount of loot, too

[spice patrol]

Thx :3

People on insta are so random

[main willow]

okay so

what language do the weird npc's speak

or is it multiple languages

[umbral bough]

middle english

[main willow]

what is middle English 😭

[spice patrol]

Old form of English perhaps

[main willow]

oh okayy

[spice patrol]

Like english suitable for medieval century

Lol

No shit bro

[gloomy crest]

i prefer early modern english

[fast nymph]

are you playing sim city?

[main willow]

thank you!

[supple pewter]

They give up to easy

[gloomy urchin]

why do u expect them to fight to death

its a major hit

[supple pewter]

They’re pussies

They can fight with their arm cutoff

[gloomy crest]

true

[verbal geyser]

looks absolutely scrumptious i must say sir

[gloomy urchin]

can you?

[supple pewter]

no but i've seen them do it before

[gloomy urchin]

i can no longer hold this convo i will resppond with :3 from now on

[indigo hare]

This is objectively the correct path to take

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-bunny-no-nope-nou-gif-13480425249407915803

[indigo hare]

Disagreeing with a moderators opinion is a bannable offense

You will agree and you will like it

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/shivering-dog-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-me-timbers-dog-gif-23060744

Fine

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-4chan-reddit-gif-12469709983918782970

this is sadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

[indigo hare]

Do not put us incredibly handsome discord mods in the same group as Reddit and 4 Chan

Reddit mods are a totally different breed

4chan are just straight up not even human

[supple pewter]

ahem r/art

[unborn kayak]

depends on the dc server

[indigo hare]

My thought’s exactly

[supple pewter]

it's crazy

[indigo hare]

“You won, we ALL quit”
Says the one singular mod that caused all the problems

Bro really wanted to take everyone with him

[supple pewter]

you just want to punch

[strong scarab]

I have 108 hours on halfsword,did anybody beat that record?

[indigo hare]

Rookie numbers

[strong scarab]

I see

[supple pewter]

i only have 40

[unborn kayak]

theres probably guys with near 1k hours

[indigo hare]

You make me sick

Stop having a life

Please

[supple pewter]

sorry i'll do better tomorrow

[indigo hare]

We have a lot of people with hundreds of hours, some with thousand+

Consider 8 million people have downloaded halfsword

[strong scarab]

Im not worthy

[supple pewter]

Oh yeah i forgot the old demo, i have some play time there too, maybe 70?

[indigo hare]

Old demo + playtest + new demo

[supple pewter]

?

did the playtime get merged?

they were two separate games

[supple pewter]

idk, some things are actually too cringe

not many but there are

[gloomy urchin]

you just proved my point

[rancid urchin]

one million wholesome chungus updoots

[supple pewter]

have you never "cringed" at something?

it's basically another word for second hand embarassment

[gloomy urchin]

yes and im learning from my mistakes

just because my ass is too ashamed to do it doesnt mean its bad

if youre genuinely disturbing others thats when you should be beaten with sticks

[supple pewter]

yes exactly

These are pretty cringe thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_QMsC0b2U

[atomic mist]

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[gloomy urchin]

whatever makes them money

[main willow]

I thought it was spelled loser or am I stupid

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-piano-music-gif-11016376031114117781

[gloomy crest]

Moai himself is a bannable offense

[supple pewter]

perfect gif ahhaha

[plain spindle]

Do y'all fw Quaker rice crisps

[tight breach]

Don't bully moai

Not nice

[gloomy crest]

I have permission

[tight breach]

From?

(setting up a joke)

[keen cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131208427822125138/1253196254431936575/GIF_20240602_080928_395.gif

omg

i found the gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1423393387305762816/togif.gif?ex=6935d764&is=693485e4&hm=37773f5eafa9ff7f526880709372edb43252cb2bff9ad612eea0f9aee385936c&

[forest falcon]

I used something similar to quaker rice crisps to make a chunky cake thing

[forest falcon]

by grinding them down into dust

[keen cedar]

im kinda slow what relationdoes it have to france

[forest falcon]

beheading

[keen cedar]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[forest falcon]

they did that a lot back in the day

[coarse vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/ac-unity-assassins-creed-assassins-creed-unity-french-revolution-guillotine-gif-16501236989992085976

[keen cedar]

ok

[coarse vapor]

and the devs are french I think

[forest falcon]

I have some good news

[keen cedar]

i wont be suprised if they would add the guillotine back in the future

[coarse vapor]

mmmmm yes, France, my latin cousin

[forest falcon]

the big boy capacitors that I yoinked from an old PSU actually work

💥

[keen cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437787744553275454/thinking_will.gif

[gloomy crest]

Joe mama

[forest falcon]

joerma

[keen cedar]

jerma

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-shirtless-jerma985-fail-naked-gif-13079991074316004646

[tight breach]

I’m going to inhale sharply and you’re going to lose consciousness because of your proximity to me there won’t be enough oxygen within this square meter in order for you and I to continue to survive. Who do you put money on, sir? I put money on me.

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-funny-cursed-scream-gif-5324952133886346138

uh

wait

[gloomy crest]

@fast nymph joe

[keen cedar]

ok now i know what was the end of that gif-

[fast nymph]

Whah?

[gloomy crest]

i maed something for u

[fast nymph]

Uhh what is it?

[keen cedar]

we will never know

[tight breach]

What do you make me

[gloomy crest]

nothing

[keen cedar]

you have something against RATS?

[tight breach]

:( I will remember this slighting of my emotions

[keen cedar]

thats not cool

[tight breach]

Agreed

Rats are awesome

There's one that lives in the vents while I watch the screens infact

[keen cedar]

if they are clean without infections and got vaccinated god knows how many times i'll keep one

[proper sentinel]

does anyone know where to go to ask questions

[tight breach]

He won't get out of the vent otherwise I'd go get his ass vaccinated

[tight breach]

#halfsword-chat-⚔

#modders-guild-hall

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/king-crimson-robert-fripp-john-wetton-tony-levin-bill-bruford-gif-7610873114671169326

[proper sentinel]

thank you

[keen cedar]

🐁

[tight breach]

🐀

[keen cedar]

why did they have to add an albino mouse

[tight breach]

Mouse vs rat distinction based on tail length

[keen cedar]

what about the size

have u seen NY rats

[gloomy crest]

ill show you later

[keen cedar]

how do they even live there in NY

[tight breach]

Life sized rats

No such thing.

[keen cedar]

a what sized rats

what is a life sized rat

[tight breach]

Something that doesn't exist

Yes yes

A myth

[keen cedar]

im losing braincells

what are you TALKING ABOUT

[tight breach]

What are you talking about?

Silly rumors

[keen cedar]

rats

[tight breach]

Rats

[fast nymph]

Do you know joe?

[keen cedar]

sir an NY rat is larger than ur hand

[tight breach]

Yes he lives by Candice

[tight breach]

You are unaware of my hand size so you claim is based on bias

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/this-guy-gets-it-nick-offerman-gif-14758472

[tight breach]

(I think ny rats get a bad rep)

[gloomy crest]

no

[fast nymph]

Joe mama

[keen cedar]

oh yea?

[gloomy crest]

o

[keen cedar]

this is a giant wooly rat

[plain spindle]

Oh? Do tell

[gloomy crest]

Australia

[keen cedar]

they

dont live

in australia

[gloomy urchin]

we should all agree to bully yoe

[gloomy crest]

I'm talking about the logo

[keen cedar]

oh

australia so true

[keen cedar]

who is joe

[forest falcon]

it's nothing special, i just mixed some sugar and eggs into it and then baked it into a loaf shape

they are too dry to eat as is at least for me

[gloomy urchin]

i said yoe not joe

ur stupid

now you ruined it

i hope you die

[forest falcon]

I have discovered Obsidian (the app)

it's noice

[keen cedar]

ok

[tight breach]

PC clients even better

[forest falcon]

makes taking notes easier

[keen cedar]

your hope contributes to NOTHING

infact your hope is gonna make me live longer

[tight breach]

Wrong!

[keen cedar]

left

[gloomy urchin]

i will send you depression memes so i am definitely contributing to this

[forest falcon]

supra man

[keen cedar]

no

u wont do that

u dont have the guts to

[tight breach]

The dude in the pick should be called Lazerus

[gloomy urchin]

ok now that i said it it doesnt sound funnyy

[keen cedar]

and im gonna make sure of that

[pallid sigil]

i switched my axe to the other hand and immidiately willy just shot up into the air at a million miles per hour

[keen cedar]

he got scared

wow

68 content creators online

i guess people love this game alot

[fast nymph]

I eat like a rat tbh, this was my meal today.

Or like a STALKER

[keen cedar]

what is that.

[fast nymph]

It's supposed to be "cow meat"

[unborn kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-frustrated-wolf-of-wall-street-annoyed-smh-gif-9553858

[keen cedar]

so its supposed to be beef

[supple pewter]

You're not a dirty Duty right

[keen cedar]

that looks like fried chicken from the 1940's saved to 2025

[drifting stirrup]

Mercenary Gang rise up

[fast nymph]

All for Freedom faction 🔥🔥

[supple pewter]

Right answer

[drifting stirrup]

That’s basically just Beef Tushonka, yeah.

[keen cedar]

that is NOT how tushonka looks

[lost canopy]

yo whats the half sword thign where their in like a castle?

whats the tech demo?

[keen cedar]

the void?

kill your willy in the menu

[supple pewter]

not out baby

[lost canopy]

no the tech dmeo thing

on steam

[keen cedar]

ohh

idk what ur talking about-

do u mean the early itch.io bversion

version

[lost canopy]

search up on steam half sword you will then see the normal one and tech demo

[fast nymph]

Like how one youtuber that i forgot the name of once said "Duty wants to control the zone, they say "save life, save life" while they are shooting at you with rusty AK bullets in your chest"

[drifting stirrup]

I think that may be the one, but he said on Steam, so I’m not certain.

[supple pewter]

wise words

[tight breach]

Only one exist

[keen cedar]

thats on itch io if ur talking about the castle one

its an early version

tech demo is the currently latest updated one

there isnt a fully released game

[gloomy crest]

yeah that footage is from a hella old one before demo

you'll see newer versions of the castle though in like the WIP thing

[hybrid granite]

I am so mad at myself i dont know how i will sleep tonight, i just lot and opportunity to win 300 dollars because i miss spelled the answer twice and someone else got it, nothing is helping me brah

I am drowning in my sorrows for the pst 10 mins

[vernal marsh]

S?u

[supple pewter]

WHat was it?

[vernal marsh]

S?t

[supple pewter]

what was it?

[hybrid granite]

Giveaway

[supple pewter]

okay, what was the word

[forest falcon]

S?t

[forest falcon]

ayyy i'm 10th

[spark quartz]

ok

[indigo hare]

Dont listen to jolly mod listen to me

And I say

Ok

10 is nice but it’s no 2

[forest falcon]

cark is a demon

[indigo hare]

Clark fell off too he was almost 10k

Like a week or two ago

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[flat widget]

No Mantic top 10 smh

[indigo hare]

Im so cool

[forest falcon]

ts bullshit

https://tenor.com/view/bear-inthe-big-blue-house-bear-in-the-big-blue-house-bear-bottomless-pit-falling-gif-13483270605955075561

[flat widget]

I saw you scroll endlessly until you saw yourself at the top unc

[indigo hare]

Nuh uh that was whoever brought up the stats, only that person can check it

[flat widget]

yuh uh

[forest falcon]

i was doing thing

mb

[indigo hare]

I don’t forgive you

You made me look bad

[forest falcon]

fuck yoi

[indigo hare]

Yoi

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1439594830589202585.gif?size=160&name=drool

[flat widget]

Naughty listed

[forest falcon]

can naughty get unlisted

[flat widget]

Mayhaps

[forest falcon]

I wonder if i can copypaste markdown text from obsidian into discord

mmm

nope

sad

only some of it

[drowsy finch]

He wouldn’t do that

[flat widget]

Yes I would

[forest falcon]

god damn your name is hard to read

why it's so wobbly

and shit

[hybrid granite]

Guys remember how i said i lost an opportunity to gain 300 dollars? I got 500 BUCKS MAN WHAT THE FUCK

[drowsy finch]

Blame @spark quartz

[spark quartz]

bwuh

[forest falcon]

bro aint no way this is real 😭

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

[pearl coral]

watching tv, dad comes in here and says “dude.. i just heard this noise outside… from the woods… it sounded like ‘ah’! (gravelly, sort of shrill)”

i follow him to the kitchen and tell him to be quiet with the context giving

he makes a weird little noise, looks at me funny

makes it again but his mouth doesn’t move

the noise outside sounds so much like him that i thought it was him crying out twice in a row

am i about to get my skin walked?

[drowsy finch]

Sorry, it was you or me :(

[forest falcon]

dude waht

[spark quartz]

it should have been you 💔

[last whale]

The fuck?

[forest falcon]

don't you have armor and weapons

[pearl coral]

right

spooky

[severe fulcrum]

maybe he is a ventriloquist

secretly

[forest falcon]

he vented

[pearl coral]

it literally sounded exactly like he does when he scares my sister or does a fake scream

[spark quartz]

SHIZZY WIZZY

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-saul-goodman-saul-goodman-sad-sad-saul-gif-26633776

[last whale]

SILLY HEAD

[forest falcon]

are you near the woods?

[last whale]

Bro's dead as hell

[pearl coral]

a stone’s throw away

[forest falcon]

probably a mountain lion

maybe

[pearl coral]

they’re real rare here

[shrewd carbon]

if sam starts acting funny we know what happened

[forest falcon]

or fox

[drowsy finch]

a fox is my first bet

they make awful sounds where I'm from

[severe fulcrum]

foxes been getting misinterpreted as women screaming in my neighborhood

its pretty close

[last whale]

What if Sam was a skinwalker all along?

[pearl coral]

it’s my first time ever encountering one if so

[shrewd carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-ninjaishyper-low-taper-fade-massive-crazy-gif-13735679314385451792

[pearl coral]

the main chilling part is just how similar it sounds to my dad

[drowsy finch]

Well he was mimicking it, no?

[spark quartz]

Shizton

You could say

He's dead as shit

[severe fulcrum]

maybe its only maryland foxes idk....or all foxes from maryland are actually evil

[pearl coral]

he was but it sounded like him when he wasnt doing that

[last whale]

LMAO

[shrewd carbon]

very very out there theory what if your dad planted a speaker outside of him making a sound

[pearl coral]

like, him doing the impression of the noise sounded less like his normal noises than the noise did

the noise sounded more like my dad than my dad

[spark quartz]

get it because its a sanguisugabogg song