yo rate my setup (note: i live in a 3rd world country)
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
fast nymph
gloomy crest
russian horsemen when ballin
pearl coral
white prawn
the easiest way to win an arguement if the person you're arguing with is a guy
gloomy urchin
russian armor feels like fancy but not quite efficient
could u say it was worse then,
and coming from this were russians worse at sword fighting than europeans
true rapids
Delay the game as much as you need tbh, don't want another cyberpunk
gloomy urchin
cbp still feels janky tbh
true rapids
CBP?
gloomy urchin
oh tru
weary tinsel
why are russians assosiated with orcs
I mean..
gloomy urchin
yeah but why orcs specifically
weary tinsel
Even before that
gloomy urchin
that sounds very generic and could probably be applied to many throughout histrory
mod why are encouraging poloticks i thought you'd slap the wrists at first mention of ukraine 😭
severe fulcrum
Not a mod
gloomy urchin
huh
gloomy crest
He's not a mod
gloomy urchin
oops
gloomy crest
Role color is y ellow but he's not a mod
pale bough
when will kurwa become taunt
gloomy urchin
practiclaly same color
weary tinsel
Im not a mod lmao
agile helm
yes you are
gloomy urchin
schreiber
pale bough
he is not a modification
agile helm
Im not a mod lmao
ban this guy please @gloomy crest
pearl coral
@eager kernel quit
gloomy urchin
hi sam i asked a question above
gloomy urchin
i understand
weary tinsel
Let's not tho
agile helm
guys is racism inherently political or what 🤪
severe fulcrum
pearl coral
could u say it was worse then,
and coming from this were russians worse at sword...
i mean it was worse in the sense that it was obsolete in other places as a primary form of protection for a few hundred years
pretty sure there are fewer (if any) russian manuscripts on sword combat, i mean i presume they had fewer advanced systems passed down
agile helm
my opinion on this topic is that people need to learn that they can press the ⭐ emote on pictures that they like in #photography📷
pearl coral
the game doesn’t take place in kurwaland
pale bough
there are kurwaland soldiers tho
agile helm
are there
pearl coral
I’ll believe it when I remember it.
gloomy urchin
interesting how despite no manuscripts there are still kazakhs (or whoever they are) that are still considered very good fighters
pearl coral
interesting how despite no manuscripts there are still kazakhs (or whoever they ...
well yeah you can be a good fighter with just intuition
agile helm
interesting how despite no manuscripts there are still kazakhs (or whoever they ...
omfg i just made the connection between cossacks and kazakhs
agile helm
omfg i just made the connection between cossacks and kazakhs
am i making this up?
pearl coral
is bohemia in the HRE
yes
visual agate
hm
pearl coral
but they’re fun to learn !
pearl coral
am i making this up?
they have an etymological ancestor
agile helm
they have an etymological ancestor
tmyk.....
gloomy urchin
stick
wide dagger
What does it mean when it says it drops Q1 2026 anyone can help me with that
visual agate
make wood sword with crafting table
pearl coral
What does it mean when it says it drops Q1 2026 anyone can help me with that
within the first three months of 2026
agile helm
What does it mean when it says it drops Q1 2026 anyone can help me with that
1-3
the UK?
wide dagger
within the first three months of 2026
That’s not bad extra three months
pearl coral
birmingham 
visual agate
on january first chat trust
wide dagger
within the first three months of 2026
Better to be more finished than nothing
pearl coral
i’m excited for when more historical techniques are applicable to half sword
gloomy crest
I'm excited to drink
weary tinsel
I'm excited to drink
Im ready for mordschlag
visual agate
i’m excited for when more historical techniques are applicable to half sword
me too but idk any
indigo hare
xenophobia/racism isnt allowed no matter which side you stand on
gloomy crest
haha oh boy oh boy
bro also said "it's not political so saying it is ok"
pearl coral
haha oh boy oh boy
delete ts because im on mobile and dont want to delete multiple messages with the stupid hold and three button press
west iron
indigo hare
delete ts because im on mobile and dont want to delete multiple messages with th...
i got ya bud
gloomy crest
delete ts because im on mobile and dont want to delete multiple messages with th...
alright i got you
There you go
indigo hare
thanks clark
visual agate
teamwork
indigo hare
can always count on you
pearl coral
me too but idk any
it kind of just stems from the enemies not acting like human beings lol
also certain willie idiosyncrasies in wrist mobility and posture
visual agate
true
gloomy crest
@indigo hare Did you react to my message quickly or something
gloomy urchin
https://youtube.com/shorts/p0pJ1NdJtII can this be considered somewhat workable since its light and sharp and always swinging and also hard to block
gloomy crest
oil
visual agate
willie just has no sense of danger until it hurts him beyond repair
gloomy crest
agile helm
willie just has no sense of danger until it hurts him beyond repair
fuck willie he sucks
visual agate
and ig willie has crippling arthritis
pearl coral
https://youtube.com/shorts/p0pJ1NdJtII can this be considered *somewhat* workabl...
wdym workable
visual agate
bros a murderer and a victim on multiple planes of existence
indigo hare
<@822279999796543538> Did you react to my message quickly or something
i am literally the fastest person in the world at anything ever. just ask ur mom
gloomy urchin
wdym workable
would it work in a fight
looks like its bad for defense but i dont think i'd go anywhere near him if we have same reach
pearl coral
would it work in a fight
looks like its bad for defense but i dont think i'd go ...
it’s a sword
the answer is yes
visual agate
mommy who is the fastest person in the world
gloomy crest
i am literally the fastest person in the world at anything ever. just ask ur mom
that's being efficient
gloomy urchin
so why are there techniques if you could just fancily swing it fast enough smh
pearl coral
lol
gloomy crest
Chair??
visual agate
if you want to be extra fancy !1
pearl coral
wait do you mean the weapon or what he’s doing ??
gloomy crest
Are you bringing your carpentry to my message
gloomy urchin
wait do you mean the weapon or what he’s doing ??
whats he doing
visual agate
i used to think carpentry meant making carpets
gloomy crest
clark is reaction farming
that's why I'm a peasant
pearl coral
whats he doing
i mean swinging your weapon around wildly is for area denial
agile helm
clark is reaction farming
no, we're reaction sowing
pearl coral
the kicking and jumping is for fun
agile helm
get it right bud
indigo hare
get it right bud
my bad big g
terse sentinel
@urban fiber ?
pearl coral
every swing around for denying passage is a swing
that could be better spent aimed at a person
gloomy crest
i used to think carpentry meant making carpets
lol
agile helm
my bad big g
no problem sweet cheeks now can you change my name to sir g or something 🥺
gloomy crest
you're not a sir
agile helm
shut up
gloomy crest
you weren't knighted by king sam
visual agate
damn
agile helm
you weren't knighted by king sam
where do you think i got my name
im forsaken
i dont belong to sam
i am my own
gloomy crest
roblox reference?
agile helm
shut up
visual agate
oh
gloomy crest
ok ronin man
agile helm
im not one of sams little goons
indigo hare
no problem sweet cheeks now can you change my name to sir g or something 🥺
you have to earn the Sir moniker
by sending money to my venmo
gloomy urchin
every swing around for denying passage is a swing
that could be better spent aim...
wouldnt that decrease speed and increase predictability
gloomy crest
agile helm
by sending money to my venmo
send the @
gloomy crest
by sending money to my venmo
honestly this is pretty accurate...
agile helm
right here right now
gloomy crest
you rank up in my state by donating
visual agate
wouldnt that decrease speed and increase predictability
just be unpredictable with techniques
gloomy urchin
techniques kinda make you predictable
agile helm
you rank up in my state by donating
do barter items work as well?
like kidneys and such
weary tinsel
indigo hare
send the @
ngl i always moderate on mobile but im on pc rn and have no clue how to change your nickname
pearl coral
wouldnt that decrease speed and increase predictability
it’s unpredictable if i sit down but that doesn’t make it more effective
agile helm
ngl i always moderate on mobile but im on pc rn and have no clue how to change y...
right click 💔
gloomy crest
ngl i always moderate on mobile but im on pc rn and have no clue how to change y...
you need to consult the grand witch to do that
here she is
WITCH
HELP MOAI
agile helm
moai dont fall for it
visual agate
width
gloomy crest
no please
agile helm
they're trying to convert you to witch craft
visual agate
crucible reference
agile helm
thanks moai ill get you that ten grand soon 🙏
gloomy crest
lmfao
visual agate
clerk
gloomy crest
crucible reference
i forgot about that story
gloomy urchin
it’s unpredictable if i sit down but that doesn’t make it more effective
well yes but what hes doing iis more of "will that hit me or not" which can cause doubt and therefore a guy wont swing at him cuz of fear of losing an arm
gloomy crest
I did a play once in school for the crucible i think
agile helm
🤓
visual agate
oh crazy
indigo hare
wait i just remembered someone else said something stupid earlier
visual agate
im lowk just reading it
indigo hare
im gonna hunt them down
gloomy crest
the crucible concerns salem right?
visual agate
yeah
gloomy crest
i think i forgot the story for the most part LOL
visual agate
sm like that idk im only at the first act still
gloomy crest
I only remember that the trials and sunday church was a big deal
indigo hare
nevermind it was the same guy
gloomy crest
i like learning about 17th century america
pearl coral
well yes but what hes doing iis more of "will that hit me or not" which can caus...
then just wait for him to get tired
gloomy crest
nevermind it was the same guy
Owned
pearl coral
or have a longer sword
visual agate
fr its so spooky
gloomy crest
fr its so spooky
true...
pearl coral
or just stab him
gloomy crest
That's a good point actually
topaz oak
yo i think this hole leads to hell or sum
got its own lighting n shii
visual agate
legendary hole
gloomy crest
fr its so spooky
it's like beta minecraft but irl
visual agate
WAIT TRUE
agile helm
yo i think this hole leads to hell or sum
got its own lighting n shii
i guess i cant call it what i think it is
topaz oak
i guess i cant call it what i think it is
why not
gloomy urchin
then just wait for him to get tired
could take a while but yeah thats what i thought too
gloomy crest
WAIT TRUE
yknow that's honestly why i started playing beta minecraft lol. I was learning about Plymouth Colony recently, liked it, and related it to Beta MC.
I can't explain why off the top of my head
But it just makes sense when you put them together
visual agate
yk thats probably the most poggers reason to start playing minecraft
topaz oak
yo i think this hole leads to hell or sum
got its own lighting n shii
exploring in pilgrammed is so peak
gloomy crest
especially the spookiness
topaz oak
200 hours in and its still hella fun to just walk around and admire the land
gloomy crest
yk thats probably the most poggers reason to start playing minecraft
The Plymouth colony pilgrims landed stalked by natives, which kinda feels like Herobrine LOL
like you're so sure you're being watched
visual agate
true lol
indigo hare
i guess i cant call it what i think it is
yeah you should look up the associated things with that word
agile helm
yeah you should look up the associated things with that word
i know what it is and i know the associations but im just calling it what i see
indigo hare
cause its no good
agile helm
but i shouldnt say that because people say that to justify bad things
indigo hare
personally, before it was added i never heard of it. but, yeah. no good
agile helm
personally, before it was added i never heard of it. but, yeah. no good
no joke, but also completely joking for legal reason, it was just a funny joke to make before people knew what it was
topaz oak
200 hours in and its still hella fun to just walk around and admire the land
mind if i show yall some cool landmarks in pilgrammed
agile helm
instagram sucks guys....
gloomy crest
i knew that
visual agate
insta suck
topaz oak
aight first off
gloomy crest
bruh
topaz oak
giant cactus in the middle of a desert
topaz oak
you cant see it cus of the photo angle but the cactus is inside a giant puddle
gloomy crest
giant cactus in the middle of a desert
Is this the Half Sword EA we've all been waiting for
visual agate
you take several grams of pills
gloomy crest
This is ridiculously off the rails
topaz oak
wat is this game about
its an open-world rpg
basically u just explore n stuff
there are also a gazillion different builds u can make
gloomy crest
hmm ooki
topaz oak
its kinda like roblox elden ring
gloomy crest
i dont know elden ring LOL
topaz oak
💔
visual agate
hard game where you lowk kill demigods !1
gloomy crest
if you bring up game references to me theres a 95% chance i wont get it
topaz oak
they’re actually reworking the earlygame soon cus rn its kinda boring currently
gloomy urchin
r
topaz oak
and they’re also gonna revamp the level system
agile helm
i dont know elden ring LOL
i dont knoe elden ring either and even i know of the open world exploration rpg where you kill demigods and have versatile playstyles and they are planning to update it soon 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
topaz oak
basically how it’ll work after the rework is that your level will only increase when you beat a boss for the first time
so its basically impossible to be overleveled
topaz oak
ig
agile helm
i dont knoe elden ring either and even i know of the open world exploration rpg ...
sounds like the later assassins creeds to me
topaz oak
the game really shines in the boss design (usually) and customizability
obviously there are some outliers in both directions but most of the bosses are pretty good
there are around 30 iirc
topaz oak
i could talk about the game for a whole hour
maiden ember
Rock and stone.
topaz oak
prolly in my top 3 favorite games ever
agile helm
stone and rock or smth like that
visual agate
stock and rone
topaz oak
aight now for some more pictures of landscapes
no big spoilers in case yall wanna play it
a statue of a bear
visual agate
glad to know they still got peak on roblox
visual agate
w…
topaz oak
aight next up
uhhhhh
this is kind of a spoiler but not rlly cus its without context
mysterious lighthouse in the distance
something i find kinda funny is
the next big pilgrammed upd and the halfsword EA will prolly release around the same time
gloomy crest
fixed for you
visual agate
and yes ALL of halfsword discord server is hopping on ts
topaz oak
and yes ALL of halfsword discord server is hopping on ts
w idea
the game sits at around 1k ccu at all times
visual agate
good executive decision*
visual agate
@umbral verge you downloaded ts right
topaz oak
ye 1.2k
visual agate
mb its roblox
visual agate
@umbral verge youre on this all day ik you are
topaz oak
Lemme grab a couple more landscape pictures cus ion got a lot
gloomy urchin
thy
visual agate
thy
burnt lintel
So how much is the full release going to be, roughly?
visual agate
prolly around 20-25 usd?
topaz oak
back from grabbing pilgrammed landscape screenshots
gloomy urchin
depending on features i think 30ish
topaz oak
btw all of these were taken while wearing an accessory that makes it easier to see
there’s usually a bit more fog in most of the areas for atmosphere
or some of them have a minor screen overlay
anyways
A Mysterious Castle
visual agate
my steam hates me
topaz oak
The Elite Knight’s Tavern
(only for the most elite of knights like myself)
gloomy urchin
how old are you
topaz oak
how old are you
me?
gloomy urchin
yuh
topaz oak
why do u ask
gloomy urchin
topaz oak
i was gonna send a picture of a boss but i decided not to cus that specific boss is a canon event
u gotta come across bro blind
visual agate
ig so
topaz oak
what are they talking about fr
gloomy urchin
visual agate
true…
visual agate
thats also a quite manly urge
topaz oak
assuming im in a nice household
agile helm
thats also a quite manly urge
to just lay around and be lazy and cared for my whole life?
erm.... yeaH!!!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
visual agate
ok
topaz oak
now to show yall some images of Mr. Apple conversing with other fruitfolk
agile helm
that really hurts
visual agate
i acknowledge your statement
agile helm
😢
topaz oak
mr apple is so out of pocket for no reason 😭
distant ore
how much is ts gonna cost?
visual agate
mr apple is so out of pocket for no reason 😭
bro what 😭
atomic mistBOT
topaz oak
how much is ts gonna cost?
half sword full game?
distant ore
yea
visual agate
how much is ts gonna cost?
this time imma round up and say 30$ usd
visual agate
fr
topaz oak
not 30 dollars fun
its gonna have like 50x more content than the demo
visual agate
hey now, ea is gonna have so much more than you think !1
rocky sky
isnt 30 - 35 a lot ? i was expecting around 20 tbh
topaz oak
isnt 30 - 35 a lot ? i was expecting around 20 tbh
this aint silksong bro
they aint trynna MASSIVELY underprice their game
distant ore
if a 100k people buy the game they make maybe 1 mirrion dollars off this game
visual agate
well im used to blowing all my money on developing games so ig i cant really talk
rocky sky
eh, idk about any of the "stuff" theyre gonna have inside of it, if its similar to demo i wouldnt pay more than 20
distant ore
only game i've bought at release is KCD2 i believe
it released on my birthday
so no brainer
rocky sky
i buy way too many games on release, if i like, i buy
distant ore
ok rich boy
rocky sky
not really, you dont like it? refund it
visual agate
eh, idk about any of the "stuff" theyre gonna have inside of it, if its similar ...
its much more content filled trust
distant ore
i have to sell myself to the night just to get games 😔
rocky sky
its much more content filled trust
we shall see
distant ore
not really, you dont like it? refund it
unfortunately it takes me more than 2 hours to determine that
visual agate
i mean we saw leaks and it already 100% is
distant ore
i tried to refund CK3 but i had previously played some of it during a free weekend event
agile helm
i have to sell myself to the night just to get games 😔
heading on down to the corner to make the money for when EA releases
distant ore
EA?
agile helm
early access
rocky sky
i tried to refund CK3 but i had previously played some of it during a free weeke...
demand a refund through "i have an issue with this purchase"
65% of the time i get to refund a game i played more than 2 hours
agile helm
half sword....
rocky sky
i bought tarkov, had 15 hours on it, and got a refund from it
topaz oak
bro got violated
distant ore
unfortunately i have 200 hours on CK3 now
rocky sky
you just need to cry a bit to support
trail warren
bro got violated
well
rocky sky
unfortunately i have 200 hours on CK3 now
i feel you, 1469.3 hours here
distant ore
*71
distant ore
wow i really thought i had more
topaz oak
he just got hair out of nothing
and then he cut it all off
trail warren
and then he cut it all off
distant ore
idk i've only really done one long save on ck3
rocky sky
steam just does that a lot
huh, hell na then it means i wasted my life more than i thought i did NOOOOOO
distant ore
and it was like 150 years
visual agate
i love when steam randomly gives up on downloading data and spends 30 minutes doing nothing
agile helm
steam just does that a lot
i remember i had like 1700 hours on Arma, then checked it again like immediately after and had about 1500
topaz oak
is this tuff
distant ore
the game will probably still be kind of janky
distant ore
im not sure theres a way to make whatever the hell they got going on optimized
visual agate
frankly i doubt it
distant ore
i mean its fun and silly
agile helm
is this tuff
heavy attack as a plan b?
distant ore
but janky
distant ore
will there be a story mode?
agile helm
will there be a story mode?
speculation says there'll be a career mode / roguelike type thing
distant ore
why the hell did my 17 year old game get a update
agile helm
like the abyss but on a higher level
distant ore
what is rockstar planning...
topaz oak
heavy attack as a plan b?
nah i js didnt want to crop too much of the image so the button is still visible
distant ore
visual agate
wow
agile helm
nah i js didnt want to crop too much of the image so the button is still visible
sounds like cowardice to me
agile helm
they turned it into a bitcoin miner
visual agate
look how they murdered my boy
topaz oak
will there be a story mode?
lowkey i’d play a giant open-world town map half sword with random NPCs to fight
visual agate
true
topaz oak
sounds like cowardice to me
cowardice of the image not looking as good?
agile helm
lowkey i’d play a giant open-world town map half sword with random NPCs to fight
there are a lot of avenues they could take this game that I'd still love it
agile helm
cowardice of the image not looking as good?
maybe
topaz oak
make it a visual novel dating sim
woah woah woah
agile helm
make it a visual novel dating sim
kenshi
distant ore
and get acquainted with his willy
topaz oak
slow down there
visual agate
im buying half sword even if its riddled with microtransactions
agile helm
im buying half sword even if its riddled with microtransactions
i hope HSG will appreciate my money
gloomy crest
I WANT HALF SWORD TO HAVE TEN 5-MINUTE UNSKIPPABLE ADS
topaz oak
and get acquainted with his willy
mods strike him down for inappropriate jokes
visual agate
which they put out a billion free downloads so i think ill be happy
distant ore
mods strike him down for inappropriate jokes
agile helm
they should take note of my loyalty and undying dedication and give me a free key
visual agate
chasep1223 says just get out dude
topaz oak
no words this is crazy
indigo hare
free keys for the citizens of israel
distant ore
nobody cares about your lego game kiddo
visual agate
allat yappin
agile helm
no words this is crazy
25 / 25 as a plan b?
topaz oak
25 / 25 as a plan b?
thats his ammo
visual agate
bro cant catch a break
topaz oak
plan A
indigo hare
free keys for the citizens of israel
shut
topaz oak
oh so ◼️ as a plan b?
yeah
indigo hare
what is your problem...
read the server rules
before asking a silly question like that
here ill link it
go take a few minutes
visual agate
so generous…
visual agate
ok
agile helm
when server rules say politics they mean relevant topics of course
you cant even talk about the local family-run stores price changes....
indigo hare
thats right!
visual agate
the willie revolution of 1465
visual agate
cropped its ai
agile helm
yeah well guess what
indigo hare
smh my head
agile helm
guess what guys
visual agate
fish
indigo hare
cant believe youd stoop so low
agile helm
guys guess what
visual agate
turkey
queen coral
u applied for a job?
indigo hare
nobody guess
agile helm
u applied for a job?
chicken butt
visual agate
did you see what he did there
visual agate
check in, but
queen coral
mannnn he got me
agile helm
what i did was smart,. but also dangerous.
queen coral
truely dangerous Man
yall think Half sword is going to add multiplayer when the game comes out?
visual agate
not ea for sure
agile helm
eventually
i dread half sword multiplayer coming to PC
ill have to fight players like clueless....
or militant....
visual agate
id say nothing too crazy, probably just 1v1s for a while if it does get multiplayer
agile helm
two of the greatest half sword players i know of and they're both adjectives
queen coral
man imagine 3v3
visual agate
or militant....
oh golly no
indigo hare
No
agile helm
yes
indigo hare
Thats not even close
visual agate
uh
indigo hare
10,000 real people vs 10,000 real people
gloomy crest
I mean real people
I was literally about to say this lol
agile helm
I mean real people
its probably out there somewhere
visual agate
d-day but you missed the live event
queen coral
what if we just go to holy war irl
gloomy crest
I'm already trying to plan 10,000 vs 10,000
indigo hare
d-day but you missed the live event
I miss everything 😔
gloomy crest
okay you know what I'M RALLYING THE TROOPS FOR WAR
queen coral
lets do it
visual agate
me too
gloomy crest
WE'RE GOING TO RETAKE
visual agate
dubai
queen coral
we will bring back the crusades
gloomy crest
what about Blockbuster
visual agate
oh bet
coral copper
WE'RE GOING TO RETAKE
The 2025 early access, retake it please
gloomy crest
WE'RE RETAKING BLOCKBUSTER AND REDBOX
indigo hare
Redbox damn
queen coral
im taking back Tix
agile helm
WE'RE RETAKING BLOCKBUSTER AND REDBOX
i can return my stolen items as a gift of GoodWill
queen coral
im taking back 5 dollar footlong
indigo hare
im taking back 5 dollar footlong
Now this I can get behind
queen coral
the war on subway w
agile helm
im taking back 5 dollar footlong
how about taking back food that isnt expensive
in general.....
visual agate
fr
queen coral
how about taking over california
agile helm
they can keep it
visual agate
im taking back the f22 raptor
coral copper
how about taking over california
Please, I need help here. Its crazy
visual agate
im taking back the f22 raptor
im not a glazer but it looks so cool
agile helm
we should all go down to compton
indigo hare
Impossible theyre the 4th largest economy in the world
agile helm
im not a glazer but it looks so cool
it makes me.... well... erm... 😊
queen coral
Please, I need help here. Its crazy
a fellow californian sufferer
agile helm
proud of my nation
agile helm
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🦅 🦅 🦅
gloomy crest
I declare myself duke of california too
umbral bough
california is so ass
indigo hare
I declare myself duke of california too
You can’t just do that 😡
gloomy crest
california is so ass
nah im bringing it back
umbral bough
west coast fell off
coral copper
a fellow californian sufferer
Half sword makes it better, I can take out my 'fiery' anger on willies
gloomy crest
You can’t just do that 😡
fight me
indigo hare
East coast beast coast baby
umbral bough
on GOD
visual agate
west coast fell off
i hope theyre ok 🙏
queen coral
the best way to retake california is by removing the governor
agile helm
yeah but are you guys EST?
umbral bough
the best way to retake california is by removing the governor
no politikz
indigo hare
yeah but are you guys EST?
You mean the only time zone?
topaz oak
pilgrammed fits be going unimaginably hard
agile helm
of course
umbral bough
est is the only time zone
coral copper
EST is the bEST timezone
Rude, but yeah
queen coral
dont forget about PST
agile helm
Rude, but yeah
its the truth
visual agate
eat stern time
agile helm
dont forget about PST
gtfo
coral copper
dont forget about PST
More like ptsd from all this fire
indigo hare
Pst is the noise i make to my cat
visual agate
rest turn time
topaz oak
pilgrammed fits be going unimaginably hard
🥶🥶🥶
indigo hare
Ain’t no time zone
queen coral
mane half of people i talked to dont even know what PST is
gloomy crest
I love California's mission style architecture
primal sand
dont forget about PST
what im saying
agile helm
mane half of people i talked to dont even know what PST is
pacific shit trash....
coral copper
Californita is like, cool, but it sucks:)
topaz oak
what im saying
bro just showed up one day
primal sand
ong
queen coral
we might have to go to war with EST
topaz oak
”A new challenger approaches!” ahh
primal sand
no war
indigo hare
No war because it was over before it began
agile helm
🟧 ⬜ 🟧 ⬜ 1️⃣ 6️⃣ 🟧 ⬜ 🟧 ⬜
supple pewter
primal sand
only peace and prosperity\
queen coral
PST vs EST who is the better timezone!
primal sand
NO'
topaz oak
we might have to go to war with EST
war is politiks and politiks is banned here
agile helm
est of course
topaz oak
est clears
fr
umbral bough
not even worth a discussion
primal sand
keep the peace
queen coral
lets be the judge of that
gloomy crest
as duke of california im gonna issue a royal decree
queen coral
someone create a poll
topaz oak
24hr clock is better than the 12hr clock
indigo hare
not even worth a discussion
Powerscalers hate this one trick
agile helm
Powerscalers hate this one trick
and its called being so good there is no way to even conceive PST beating EST
umbral bough
as moderator of halfcord and the ultimate florida representative in this server est is prime
gloomy crest
coral copper
PST vs EST who is the better timezone!
Pst, just because california exists
primal sand
ok but we can all agree that pst is the best
umbral bough
coral copper
ok but we can all agree that pst is the best
I mean, Katy doesn't lie, "california girls they're unforgettable"
indigo hare
I forgot them
queen coral
california girls are not even female sometimes
gloomy crest
24hr clock is better than the 12hr clock
i use 24h mainly for concision and ISO standards
bruh
queen coral
thats the one thing that bugs me about cali
primal sand
I mean, Katy doesn't lie, "california girls they're unforgettable"
thyis guy gets it
indigo hare
california girls are not even female sometimes
Read your name out loud
coral copper
thyis guy gets it
I am not a guy
gloomy crest
LOOOOL
visual agate
oh i see
coral copper
I'm a chair
gloomy crest
Read your name out loud
LOOOOOOOL
agile helm
Bro whips up memes
ok but what about me
queen coral
Read your name out loud
mi no comprende
indigo hare
ok but what about me
10/10 no extra notes
visual agate
what the fuck is an amurderer
gloomy crest
ok but what about me
Amurderer? This is an English only channel sir
agile helm
these guys dont know ball
umbral bough
queen coral
whats yall fav place to go in california
gloomy crest
i love this lol
coral copper
whats yall fav place to go in california
hmm, no where
indigo hare
whats yall fav place to go in california
the airport to go back to NY
queen coral
my local sushi place
how local are we talking
gloomy crest
that's pretty much it
There was a significant drum store in SoCal that shut down due to covid i think
I bought a lot of my drumming gear from there
queen coral
we might be neighbors
topaz oak
bros wearing a happy face mask because his facial expression cannot fully display his joy
umbral bough
@indigo hare
gloomy crest
we might be neighbors
like south bay
queen coral
like south bay
oh then nvm
visual agate
bros wearing a happy face mask because his facial expression cannot fully displa...
the happy
indigo hare
<@822279999796543538>
Why did you leave out your account number and credit card info? Do you not trust me?
agile helm
yk where Simi Valley is?
is that another name for Stupid Valley
primal sand
Dude I literally live in simi valley
agile helm
you live in the desert
gloomy crest
ah okay
queen coral
Dude I literally live in simi valley
if u are in central part of simi valley i can meet u in 14 mins
gloomy crest
A lot of my cali friends online are down that area
gloomy crest
if u are in central part of simi valley i can meet u in 14 mins
Hopefully this isn't the start of a true crime
gloomy crest
I'm gonna end up seeing this on some police bodycam video
primal sand
if u are in central part of simi valley i can meet u in 14 mins
im actually not in simi valley
i lied
queen coral
cap
indigo hare
Hahahaha
gloomy crest
SIMI MORE LIKE ICKY
indigo hare
Im going to sleep
gloomy crest
n
agile helm
SIMI MORE LIKE ICKY
you're a phony
indigo hare
Goodbye
gloomy crest
Im going to sleep
good night
queen coral
i bet you live the outskirts of simi like near the santa susana roads
gloomy crest
Good night Sir Moai
visual agate
night moaiti
gloomy crest
Bonne nuit moia
primal sand
i bet you live the outskirts of simi like near the santa susana roads
who me?
gloomy crest
Bueno nighto aiomoi
agile helm
me
gloomy crest
LOL
primal sand
I aint even in cali bruh
gloomy crest
beautiful flag
primal sand
stupid flag
agile helm
beautiful flag
buttcheeks
queen coral
beautiful flag
lowkey i heard a mentally challanged kid made up the design of it
quasi birch
No one can read this hung up
queen coral
i could be wrong
gloomy crest
RAISE THE SEAL
queen coral
lookup Chatsworth CA rq
primal sand
Belize flag better lwk
gloomy crest
queen coral
now look up the story of chatsworth
gloomy crest
okay too much work
queen coral
the famous Charles Manson
coral copper
Just beat the gauntlet again, number 12 down
primal sand
the famous Charles Manson
john marston?
coral copper
8 more runs to go guys, I got ts. Right?
primal sand
no
gloomy urchin
visual agate
uh
queen coral
yo devs can i get a early access of the new half sword update purrtty pwese
primal sand
yeah me too
queen coral
i want that 😜
visual agate
oh
primal sand
yall fw gladiator?
worthy stream
gloomy urchin
is there some kind of formula to calculate sin and cos or we just predict
agile helm
yeah but you’re supposed to know how to do it which isn’t cool
cunning latch
mystic marlin
uneven halo
is there half sword multiplayer?
gloomy crest
is there half sword multiplayer?
desert ridge
Just saw announcement
agile helm
very great 😊
mystic marlin
Just saw announcement
supple pewter
No
mystic marlin
agile helm
if any of these options come to fruition then i should iterate now for any reason in the future that i voted as such because i thought it was funny, not because I wanted this person to commit the act that i voted for
dawn gate
Play more halfsword to get better to be ready for the full release
desert ridge
Play more halfsword to get better to be ready for the full release
That’s the third option
desert ridge
Just really realistic halfsword
forest falcon
analog aurora
Does somebody have a spare rock
desert ridge
Does somebody have a spare rock
I will next Thursday
analog aurora
Dang it! I have the get in line for my limited edition ball rock now?
stone sedge
Are we doing the ball rock thing again
atomic mistBOT
wanton portal
I love how HL2 turns into a horror game during the ravenholm part
supple pewter
i will remember that shit in my dreams
stable wren
Are we doing the ball rock thing again
Your name is beautiful
lofty kindle
waxen heart
i will remember that shit in my dreams
Man feels so calm but yet dangerous to let your guard down
craggy trail
i will remember that shit in my dreams
Oh I hated that level.
I should really finish the game
faint dragon
craggy trail
The dude probably has access to his account
I’ve seen this scam way too many times, they always have access and they swear they don’t know how it got compromised
ocean quiver
Hey guys half sword is not starting for its stuck at the loading screen any help?
atomic mistBOT
drowsy forge
@lofty kindle please make an online multiplayer mode
desert ridge
Votes going good so far
hybrid granite
<@210223228545662977> please make an online multiplayer mode
you wont be expecting online multiplayer in early access
im sure thats going forward to full release
hybrid granite
Votes going good so far
on what?
unborn sphinx
<@210223228545662977> please make an online multiplayer mode
given all impact and damage is entirely physics simulation driven, that'd be a nightmare to sync
unborn sphinx
is the early access version the demo?
No, that will be it's own thing
and it will be paid of course
light escarp
where do i get access to the early access version?
unborn sphinx
it's not out yet
light escarp
ahhh
unborn sphinx
have you played the demo?
unborn sphinx
indeed :), I have 180 hours n that thing, never put even 3 or 4 hours in a demo before
light escarp
i just kept people saying early access and on steam its labeled demo so i wasnt sure if there was another version
still scaffold
given all impact and damage is entirely physics simulation driven, that'd be a n...
The plan (unless it's changed in recent months) is to implement multiplayer via steam remote play
unborn sphinx
The plan (unless it's changed in recent months) is to implement multiplayer via ...
oooohhh, that makes sense actually, and it could be decent
restive trench
split screen multiplayer
still scaffold
oooohhh, that makes sense actually, and it could be decent
It should work fine. They've been working on splitscreen and better controller support. Since it's run on only one computer via remote play it should eliminate desync issues
unborn sphinx
It should work fine. They've been working on splitscreen and better controller s...
yeah, but i'm guessing that would limit it to just 1v1 duels? even so that'd be pretty awesome
light escarp
how do you beat the great champion
he just instantyly cuts me in half everytime i see him lmao
unborn sphinx
how do you beat the great champion
which one?
light escarp
axe and helmet
still scaffold
yeah, but i'm guessing that would limit it to just 1v1 duels? even so that'd be ...
light escarp
or he grabs me and just man handlkes me
he just grabbed me and threw me like a child
unborn sphinx
you gotta bait and dodge, then take advantage of the window of opportunity, like bait him into swinging, while not overextending yourself, then dodge back using shift, then close in and do him in
there's a knife that always spawns at the middle of the arena
you can always use it
but if there's a big candelabra use that
light escarp
im on like 60 or so attempts at him and ive never even touched him yet lol
i bait his swing but he can swing again with little to no effort
thats where i egt chopped in half most is trying to get inside when he swings
faint dragon
https://i.ibb.co/bMXCbfd6/image.png
the origins of the axeman boss
forest falcon
the origins of the axeman boss
one dies another one takes his place
light escarp
omg i killed him
faint dragon
https://i.ibb.co/bMXCbfd6/image.png
stole an axe from another naked armet axeman and us willies found him
light escarp
i just sprinted inside punched him like a maniac and managed to wrestle his axe away lmao
unborn sphinx
i just sprinted inside punched him like a maniac and managed to wrestle his axe ...
also a valid strategy
forest falcon
i just sprinted inside punched him like a maniac and managed to wrestle his axe ...
yea
you can also break his knees if you're good enough at dodging
unborn sphinx
Though you'll need to learn how to bait and dodge, trust me
forest falcon
and he'll stop attacking
light escarp
omg i didnt know i was going to unlock the other people like levels
i thoght it was just replaying the first one
unborn sphinx
I envy you, you have the whole demo to go through for the first time
many hours of rage filled fun
unborn sphinx
omg i didnt know i was going to unlock the other people like levels
yeah and each has his own great champion, third one is easiest
light escarp
the poker is so overpowered lmfaoooo
tawdry sluice
yeah and each has his own great champion, third one is easiest
i struggled the most on the third one
forest falcon
jesus christ it's 18 by 17 cm
light escarp
i just stuck it out there and the second champion skewered himself
tawdry sluice
the greatsword cuts me in half each time
unborn sphinx
the greatsword cuts me in half each time
I know, just being cheeky, he's the hardest by far
faint dragon
[.](https://sun9-44.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/3yWjLcSoir4OOWOrU3y22SA0K_4eEX11PWZFhme...
If I gently open the door and SEE ts on my fridge im selling it
tawdry sluice
i noooooo you restart every time
did you die?
light escarp
yeah i was goofing off cuz i didnt know that was going to happen lol
i wanted to try to catch the longsword with the off hand sai thing and he just chopped me clean in half
unborn sphinx
bait and doge my fren, bait and dodge
tawdry sluice
yeah i was goofing off cuz i didnt know that was going to happen lol
if you beat the abyss after you die you can go back in
unborn sphinx
i wanted to try to catch the longsword with the off hand sai thing and he just c...
perhaps not the brightest idea
light escarp
i mean that is what its for lol
i didnt know it was going to reset me now i know lmao
unborn sphinx
i mean that is what its for lol
stone sedge
Your name is beautiful
You may thank @spark quartz for that
He mod abused me
This is the type of thing they're talking about when they talk about AI psychosis
gloomy urchin
steal ram sell ram ai bubble pops buy ram back get profit
honest needle
yep
i live in poland so the local used marcets are not adjusting in time
i got like 2 64 gig kits for 450 total
light tree
i got 32 gigs of ram for 120 usd
if its ddr5 you are offically a millionare
honest needle
long live the backwards used market
keen cedar
https://sun9-54.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/Wmf6ISAiCjQ-Vp9g1Z53NgaByDSJaH-A3IaOT8jDTQG...
y are u on ozon
winged vessel
yo halfsword atleast add something to the demo just while we wait for it to come out
maybe like that crossbow on ur youtube
it seems sick
forest falcon
y are u on ozon
wdym why?
forest falcon
checking delivery dates
keen cedar
ok
keen cedar
получается ты русский?
forest falcon
yes
keen cedar
cool
keen cedar
what could u possibly need that for
forest falcon
mmmmmm
probably going to turn it into a headphone box
or connect it to an old audio player
keen cedar
smart
forest falcon
nono smol head
forest falcon
craggy trail
Please just count 😭
forest falcon
holy shit win 11 is scuffed
keen cedar
arch linux better
i still have windows 10
im not updating
7 hours of setting up the OS better than having 30 ads in ur setup
my laptop is js a testing ground
wanton portal
hello hello hello how low
keen cedar
i installed cheats for csgo (after it was shut down) so i can play with cool skinss against bots
very nice
im sure my video card is mined to its death
it became self conscious
atomic mistBOT
woven ocean
How much will the game cost on release?
And will it have some campaign or multiplayer stuff?
eager jungle
And will it have some campaign or multiplayer stuff?
in ea no
in full release yes
also the full release will cost more than ea
wanton portal
craggy trail
Well don’t make it worse
gloomy urchin
ravenholm stinks
gloomy urchin
also the full release will cost more than ea
dang even more??
eager jungle
dang even more??
its in the faq
im guessing ea is gonna cost like 20-25
while full release is gonna be 30-35
gloomy urchin
gloomy urchin
im guessing ea is gonna cost like 20-25
well thats fair i thought ea would be like 30 bucks i couldnt imagine full release being as expensive as 2077 😭
tribal plover
how i can restart my progress?
young marsh
how i can restart my progress?
Gimme a minute
young marsh
Nwm i didnt found it
amber tide
yeah but when i am the purple guy
Beat the game
young marsh
But Ask a mod bcs there was a command that told youvhow
amber tide
yeah but when i am the purple guy
Yeah beat the boss bro
You gotta kill the baron
Id you survive long enough he's gonna spawn
tribal plover
Yeah beat the boss bro
its too hard for me rn :p
amber tide
Lower damage to player
And make damage to NPC Higher
If it's too hard
Should be in the settings
tribal plover
okey i will try ty
spiral thicket
get hs enhancer and turn on invincibility fr
amber tide
get hs enhancer and turn on invincibility fr
Eh enhancer only if you fully beat the game
Beating it while cheating ain't fun
young marsh
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2397300/discussions/0/598526768326941549/
@tribal plover
unborn sphinx
okey i will try ty
you can reset following that guide, but you could also just keep practicing in free mode, then beat it
tribal plover
done thanks bro
amber tide
you can reset following that guide, but you could also just keep practicing in f...
Yeah prob the best choice
Practice
unborn sphinx
of course free mode doesn't have the bosses, but still, an option
amber tide
HS enhancer and spawn them in
unborn sphinx
I did get stuck for a few days as the purple dude untill I manage to beat it
unborn sphinx
it was definitely a couple days for me, made a few tries, got angry, tried again the next day
was like a week after they release the april update I think
unborn sphinx
yeah, it's something else, I have 180 hours in a demo, unheard of
oak oar
will half sword be online