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I should probably drop the yeasty yeast
I was eating a looot of sweets in the peak of my dermatitis
Alright I am calling it this is the line
-# I made mistake, poor choice of words, let's not devolve into madness
I had it. No longer tho. My hair is full again
my fatass could never cut out sugars
I live in America, so that's nearly impossible without spending a fortune on food that isn't complete processed junk
Ok here is the line -> _
I used a shampoo aswell
I used to try Head & Shoulders blue dandruff shampoo for my face cuz it had anti-bacterial properties before I got something more specific
dude when I live on my own
I've cut soda at least.
Thats crap
i still use it for my head but now im delegating the herbal paste for my face
im gonna be so healthy π»
H&S is bad.
Lemme introduce you to what I used
only sugars in my diet come from carbs and fruit
has done me absolute favors
Translation:I eat 5 sugar cubes every day
Teatree shampoo is good stuff.
true, Blader Sword Fight Pet Arena Master 3D is better.
oh yeah I used to use it and it wasnt as bad as youβd expect now I just use random shampoo brands that do the trick
You sure it aint 7?
could be both
this type of conferences gives me pyramid scheme vibes cuz i used to be dragged into those before
6 to 7 you could say
mainly cuz of the formal attire, stage, mic, huge logos
If you have actual dermatological issues on your scalp it is known to aggravate the symptoms.
I have a this one
Translation:I hate fun because no one likes me
I probably do when I scratch my head a lot theres a bunch of little scabs
I have bird nests in my hair
Do you scratch with your fingernails or finger tips? If you use your nails your cutting up your scalp.
you're*
yuo're
Was I pinged
yur're
aw
oh dang i use my nails but I should say theyβre pretty far apart so thats probably why
I got a ping
yr'er*
yβr*
' *
That's good tiny advice actually.
| /
nail.
β
actually I scratch with iron nails
My hair now, it's much thicker, longer and healthier. Fuck seborrheic dermatitis
I have one long metallic talon that sticks out the bottom end of my palm connected to the wrist
You are handsome
Try using just your finger tips, or get a scalp massager they are game changers. I used to scratch myself bloody. When I met my wife she taught me allot because she aesthetician and hair stylist.
appreciate it π
Spoiled the image so people wouldn't faint from seeing him
"OH NO HE'S HOOOT!!!!"
LMFAOOOOOO
mpreg
How many messages this year?
my hair curls like that too lmao
Less goo
How do I find this?
Yes
wtf there's discord summaries?
Woah hey check out this hunk
i need it too
Where the heck is a Discord summary?
Stawppp
IPgrabber.com67
Let's add this btw
You fucking scared me
Dang looks like a beta feature I don;t have it.
Made me think I posted something horrible on accident
Oh wait I have an update ready.lol
Is saint Nicholas and santa different person
be back soon.
santa is based off saint Nicholas
yeah with your sketchy ahhh gif stash
So they are technically the same person
Marshmallow
No comment
Yeah Update folks the summary option will pop up.
Flighte
Does anyone here feel compelled to cosplay as a 15th century person irl
Like just adopting the fashion for daily life
Sure! I'll be the lord and you will be the peasent with a farm and chickens
I was first considering a whole sallet but that might be a bit much
sounds like a good idea
I wished
Isn't this uhh
let me talk to my cosplay commissioner rn
I was thinking of 15th century approximations though with modern attire, like a fashionable rain poncho for the chaperone. Just so I don't stand out TOO much
So vrilliant (joke)
Questionable image to sent
he's working on my jin sakai and hsr phainon cosplay rn
Puffy vest for gambeson
wat its just blonde flight
he will make me a feudal japan peasant/ronin outfit
What's the headgear? I'm a huge fan of feudal japanese headwear
I'm 99% sure agartha is in the background and he was photoshopped to be made like a aryan
nope
I also love meiji era helmets like the tall conical stuff
that term is not allowed
Aight sorry
agartha is just an underground civilization no
It has certain ties to some things I think I'm not sure
Yes innner earth.
it doesnt thats a misconception
in its current popularized usage it is more of a dog whistle for certain online archetypes
not the original
plus thats hyperborea
The tall conical one and the eboshi are my two favorite hats
I mean it is literally my job so.
which loops back to the topic of terms technically not being bad until they are popularized via/with that bad meaning
I think considering he was photoshopped to be Aryan aswell is slightly suspicious although I don't really know
aryan people werenβt blonde and blue eyed
Post your summary. Use the share function.
we are not having this discussion
ok
Learned in history that aryan came to india as part of the indo european people
yes very interesting subject lost to time
Did you update Discord?
No joke
I think my voice hours is what set my lvls so high.
Ivan Nestorov is NOT my discord friend πππππ
Translation=I cheated and gave myself xp with admin commands
guys how do i look at my checkpoint
Weekly dev meetings sometimes last 8hrs.
yos this is infact a different topic
Let's move on to a different topic please.
dayum
translation=I'm a fucking liar
Yes
@unreal bay I am being bullied.
Why do yoy hate mcwonderbeast
What did he do to you broklahoma
you should ban this guy from ever purchasing halfsword now
he got fisted
did i happen to accidentally be apart of those? because why does it say this? (deod is Ivan BTW)
Automodding d eez nuts
Hating me isn't agiansty the rules π«
spoken like a true moderator
- staff discretion
I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn't mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that's it's gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.
lol I have no Idea why he shows for you that is funny.
you can slime anyone who slights you
Holy
always finding loopholes to punish people
starting with you for noticing this
<@&1280388391824785442>
ππππππ
Grok is this tuff ? (Joke)
Yall must be thinking like philosophers if its 8 hours dev meeting
Huzzah my first pin!
isnt being a discord mod like basically slavery cause its unpaid labor and youβre forced to do it or you get demoted
@lofty kindle dont forgive him, he's trying to kill my chicken farm
FORM TWO RANKS
FIRE!!!
I pledge the fifth
Sometimes yeah. Sometimes we are bullshitting about goofy stuff unrelated to development that some how becomes an idea for a feature or game balance.
Im waiting for yall to add a catapult
Whats the most goofiest thing you ever goofed off
Willie ball
I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I donβt expect to be forgiven. Iβm simply here to apologize. What we did in Hildeburg was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never done it. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected by my crimes in Hildeburg, For my squires who are defending my actions, please, don't. I donβt deserve to be defended.
Imagine if Half Sword let you destroy things like chopping down doors or mining walls
Brooo β€οΈ thank you for the support! You are awesome β€οΈ
As a humble urban chicken farmer I take great offense to this. Attack me and my character but you come for a mans chickens, THIS IS WAR!
So true king πΏ this has brought a tear to my eyes
RAISE THE FLAG
Wgow
THIS IS WAR, MCWONDERBEAST DECLARETH
there may be like 6 or 7 casualties if this keeps going
Rest in peace ποΈ π
as the Local Shit Farmer and Crack Dealer of Halberdungintown i declare war on the king of Chickfarmia.
Defend your chicken coop dont let it be besieged
Ancient shit farmer from idaho
Your music is amazing!
SEND IN THE PINK SHEEP SQUISH
Jokes on you I was raised properly, I am not scared of an extension cord.
Translation=let it be burned down
Translation=I'm lying
medieval turd farmer from Podmochani* (literally a village called "under piss" in macedonian)
congrats fart
Translation= im a liar myself and i got beatwn by the extension cord by my parents to the point in war i will use it against my enemies and the chickens
First time I think I've been called "fart" too huzzah! π
Again, really appreciate it β€οΈ
Puts RealTree camouflage over Mcwonderbeast's chicken farm
Congrats Captain!
translation=stop exposing me
Translation= kiss my ass chicken hater
So damn pretty.
wonderful name for such a glorious man
Thank you thank you π
Shiny
Dang where's that blanket from
Yall i need medieval armor but i dont got 2000 laying around
captain poopy pants
just get peasant armor then
ez
Do what most people do, buy one piece at a time over 20 years.
English armor is nuts lmao
with yo tight hosen
downloading the new helldivers 2 update will legit take hours i fear
Kidnap a blacksmith
true
Smart, starting with gauntlets or helmet then
I think lightly armored units look better than anything heavier as well
like at most, padded armor with a helmet
I wish we had video of how they make the spirals. Smithing always gets me excited.
Is 90% of the content still locked behind premium currency that takes a while to grind
True
Im buying a logitech g27 and iβll have money left over, gonna look to buy something thats like half plate
LMOAOAOOA
@spark quartz you will be beheaded one day
yoooo
HE'S TARGETTING JOLLY MOD
SEND IN THE HEAVY CAVALRY
cant wait for slim update to immediately become not with each new update
broke it down to ~20 now but next update it will be 30, and then 40, then 50
Arrest him and send him to the gallows!
BY ALL MEANS, SIR!!!
Not too much of a grind
Am here
I have a job
i thiink the bully got away with it
So no
credit card π³
But yes it is
Please no bully the beast
For you
I apologized as you can see in the pins
π‘π‘

How much money does it cost to buy every warband
I was only joking about the bullying part btw
hehehe

def over 100 bucks prolly
yikes..
170
wow
10 per 1000 cred and apparently the number is up to 17 bonds now so
wait except halo one is 1.5k
6 yearly payments of $12,999
if you were to buy every warband plus the cost of the initial game you'd spent 210 euros to unlock everything
You can just grind for super crΓ©dits though
What
Although it's boring as hell π
Cant be jolly
Frankly, thats not too egregious but nobody in there right mind would purchase all
I mean i did but I've been playing the game since launch
the only warbonds I ave are the original one and the one directly after that (they used to give u enough creds in the warbond itself to get the next one) + te halo one which I grinded heavy for before it came out
Fallout 76 update is finally out and servers back up. Bethesda yet again botching every update they ever push out for any game ever. Servers were down for like 30 hours
Until you give me a good response
Youre not allowed to talk
reinstall mindlessly grind for super crΓ©dits get the warband I wanted
Play with it for like a week uninstall
Repeat
More
swap those numbers around.
sick seven
If you do I'll give you all candy canes
Finding a squad that won't fall apart in 5 days is hard
Yes please do give me a good response for candy
just reply ok to the message I replied to
Ok
which one bruh
FUCK
OK
ok
like how Mike Tyson says while on coke: thix theven
What the
Romania flag?
Tf is this
I donβt share a server with the server
Haha!
easter is banned β€οΈ
Get BOOTED
Open the link
π βοΈ
Everybody the wicked witch is dead
Itβs so over
My life is done
Discord is all I had
I grew up on the streets of discordia
damn is ππ
FAMILY IS SECOND TO DISCORD
member since 2021 π₯
i'll still be here for you
add me on club penguin?
guaranteed he got banned
Do not address your former superiors directly
you were discharged dishonorably
after treasonous actions against your daimyo
Go back to anime
(I like anime)
is that from seven samurai
HALF SWORD IS SET IN JAPAN
yes
i dont lol
No idiot Thats 7 samuraiβs in one
the closest thing i like is ukiyo-e and stuff
STOP YAPANING ABOUT JAPAN! /j
yapan
when a Kias engine eventually gives out because they're absolutely terrible cars and it crushes your foot i will send you chocolates dipped in hydrochloric acid
WSG BRO
i love super monkey ball
I didn't know this setting in discord was a thing so I didn't enable it so I can't do checkpoint π
I knew i liked you dude
nthn much Christmas shopping and gaming wbu
I found Moai
I have that on my psp
waiting for helldivers 2 to update so I can play the new update but for some reason steam takes fucking forever to update games
I have fiber internet btw
I'm going to call the receptionist at valve HQ and complain
say like, hey my internet is slow fix it
For update with the maxigun? I was playing that yesterday
And if they dont i will melt all the ice in Antarctica
We should play Helldivers sometime even tho I only have my alt account rn
which isn't very high level
I am more interested in the one-two grenade launcher ar
They clearly took inspiration from a scar H but it is only light pen
Which is a shame
That being light pen hurt me
yeah that light pen is rough since I do diff 10s mostly
For helldivers2
Eh, since you got a underbarrel grenade launcher it not only allows you to use a heavy pen or medium pen secondary but you can take anti tank grenades
It being light pen isnt bad imo
Dont ignore me please
nic you stink

You know what I take it back
π
hasn't changed in awhile, coyote AR, Thermite grenade, a lot use ultimatum pistol, orbital laser and whatever else you want pretty much.
π
easter come back
Im done with you
it was all on me
easter come back
I forgot the lyrics
I hope my serenade worked
deserved
it's beginning to look a lot like joemas
oh and btw Santa isnt real
is half sword ea real?
nah you're stinky
I'm gonna whack you with a sock filled with legos
my fwends keep saying its fake but i dont bewieve them
he deserves it, he's destroying our coops
hope you know I reported you to mcwonderbeast told all my friends to report you too hope you're glad that you fired for spreading bad rumors like this π
nic i hope everytime you stretch in bed in the morning your calf cramps
it's a truthing rumor
this already happens dude
I sure am glad
well I hope it happens 2x more often
Hey itβs flag moon key pilif
maybe I shouldn't have slept for a hour then stay up for 10 hours
realised i had free will in the middle of economics class
Combine roller mine
real
how the pop be lookin at me when I'm sliding down to extract in arc raiders
don't throw in water, will blow up.
what would be a good first piece of armor to buy?
Codpiece
i should put sodium on it
probably underwear
I never tried that 
Why not?
whens the updateeeee
I didn't find much water
yeah on Highway 17 (i think the name was) if you throw it in the ocean it blows up.
Oooooooh
i love this game https://medal.tv/games/noita/clips/lDNqG0pp9njariHNX?invite=cr-MSxOelUsMTk4MjUwOTMw&v=14
Watch fusion bomb by Rayeo and millions of other Noita videos on Medal. #noita
Halfsword was a rug pull there's never going to be a early access
-# EA should actually be released this month though unless delayed
Yeah you are right. I didn't think of that
I love noita
anyone here play beta minecraft
bro don't even joke about that π
see this is why you're a good person and why you're liked
I played Minecraft rtx
My bad original gangster
What's the likelihood of a YouTuber making a exposΓ© vidΓ©o on halfsword and using my message as proof that it's a rug pull
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Arrgh why can't I do (x)!? :anger:
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
Shut up willie
nothing is ever zero
I'd love to see it
A fish could jump out of your monitor right now
noita is so fun but i am so bad at it
five fiddy
i got pretty decent at balatro tho
You can mod it
Gambling addict
should i buy like helmets or gauntlets first, or whatever piece i dont care really
balatro is anything but
GAMBLING
nic when he finds out cards aren't only associated with gambling
gambling addict
say that one more time and it's 27 years to the salt mines with you
I lost 7 hours on balatro it's a gambling game
how good is it? ive always wanted to play it
galaxy you're a gambling game
screw it, i'm gonna replay all of half life 2 and the episodes.
replay metro 2033, last light and exodus after that
i have none of those games.
Wrong image
should i buy like helmets or gauntlets first, or whatever piece i dont care really
do it with mods
We should have loot boxes in half sword....
nfts too
So true king
i am become meme
I agreew to this
Beautiful thanks
Wait it's the abyss
willy nft
you're a developer forward it
I ll forward to willie
do it in your 8 hour weekly dev meeting
NO ANYBODY BUT YOU OH GOD I'M RUINED
suggest it
Revenge for nicknaming me all those stuff in the past btw..
this meme will be irrelevant at the end of december when i am silly mod again
You have a meme making fun of you i have FAN ART where im looking down on you peasants from my hilltop
it was a little funny
i did download some mods to make it better (2 handed pistol, first person ragdoll, better ai, manual pickup etc)
it was not funny it was humiliating demeaning disrespectful and I wish harm upon you
i wish there was a f.e.a.r AI module
Why do you need the rules? What rules are you tryna skirt around huh?
every
It's under Server Guide.
π π‘ π
idk
At least have an idea of how youre gonna cause chaos
now everyone knows that i run a bitcoin miner in this server
i have mined exactly 0.0005 btc IM RICH
Im going to steal it from you
try me
who spilled their cranberry jam here?
Okay Iβll just put you into my backyard pit
Knee deep water
Some snakes
prolly by like.. idk
Some radioactive barrels
i will come back a leader of snakes
hydras?
NOT THE GREEN GOO
swampy
Please anything but the green goo
why use snakes when you could just invite them to a easter family reunion, it's the same thing really
I can add some food coloring if youβd like
purple
why do my gifs fail :(
chat more
i will do the opposite
No, youβll chat and youβll like it
Keep talking
Nooooo, i will say something that gets me banned eventually
π
π₯²
how are you doing Moderator
Fantastic now that Youre here
thank you my favorite moderator
yinz*
Guys they just put the release date on the steam!! LETS GOβοΈβοΈ
they sure did
R to Restart
WIN
YOU'RE WINNER
chicken dinner
"Easy Peasy Lemon Whatever" -LGIO
@spark quartz
i know yo stanky ass has a job mf
NO
you cannot hide
Can we still play the itch.io version?
IM NOT A JOB MAXXER
I see the page but I can't hit download
Not possible
Aw
i'm sorry bam...
hi
but you are employed
lol

Oh man this edit makes it sound like I was trolling him. 
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Gogeta or Vegito?
This is very important to me
come and see moment
bammy wammy
great movie
The heck is offensive here lmao
sodaz released the full operation sunkist video @lime knoll
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β¦
*sunburst
I remember these
bam going scorched earth
i'd love to see caseoh in 15th century cosplay
We know to much, we can't comprehend ahhhh
Heβs just like me frfr
Yeah
Yeah thatβs right
He's just like me frfr
I enjoy that you deleted it entirely rather than use my normal method of making you look silly by correcting you after correcting me
Fat?
no idea what you're talking about
Yeah you sure donβt have any ideas
anyway bam how are you
I get no brain sorry
Ok
i don't even work today and i want to go home
Bros out and about πππ
Yeah go ahead and perma me
i would never
well i would actually
if you broke the rules
but i would never in the context of no rule violation
π
are you also volunteer in the sm2 server bam
Chat how do I make money without a job so I can quit my job
Quickest route
No crimes (optional)
Yes

i will free you gang, time to tell hylia some fake allegations
fiver and sell on the marketplace
Nah they my dawgs fr
Optional you say?
your willie right? hear me out cameos
he's the death guy
Hes Willie when hes dying
maybe some willie death asmr
Hes a dead Willie
ah
Let me see your willie
mayhaps
there's a joke there
Vegito always.
Oh he knows ball
I don't get it.
Me either. Jolly mod is just a weirdo
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Sell feet pics
Unironically
no way it's the real mr. breast!
If you meet the feet standards only
Ask him to build a well for every German home
One hell of an edit
i spoke too much
Bro outted himself
i feel very shit
Y
#1 buyer
How so? Have you tried feeling better?
im probably ranked #9,847,049
yep
Out of 8 billion is pretty good
i feel thirsty
right
fucking god
Overslept like a mf. I always get up super groggy when I do that
we have tapwater
something
Can you not get Grobe Mettwurst anymore?
Cause that shit is my all time favorite but I heard you cant buy it anymore
oh i was just mocking easter
Like the spread
Yeah ok bud sure whatever helps you get to sleep
thank you, it does indeed
You're just like you frfr
uhhhh, yeah?
Not even a little
me when I speak facts
THIS IS HOW YOU TRUTH
Not like Moai the Liar
can i eat you
What the
Yeah you gotta be put down
you truly are his disciple
Youre gatekeeping
i require sustenance
You wonβt tell me
moai you are looking quite tasty
Thanks I know
I should have known.
easter and i are mortal enemies
Why cant I get the cat pictures
the enemy of my enemy is my friend or something
He bullyβs me totally one sided unfairly and unjustly every chance he gets
Ive never made fun of him once or bullied him ever
Im the most innocent man on earth today
I am not going to lie, whenever caseoh doesn't have his "screaming for content persona" on he becomes kinda interesting to watch
filthy frank
Sir Moai of Christmas helped with my birthday party today and walked my dog this morning while I had an emergency
And let me drive his Buick
haven't heard that name in so long
As with most streamers honestly. The more they ham it up the less I want to watch
was the emergency separating your tounge from his boot
No I had to shit real bad
I always help those in need
you should watch hair cake by this guy 
you'll love it
Unlike βjollyβ mod
no thanks I'm a hermit secluded from music
for being named christmas you are the least festive man on earth
Youre a hohoho
Better?
they ate pewdiepie's pubic hair

true
especially chess streamers
that's what santa said when he saw your mom for three Christmases in a row
Thatβs what he says every time. Not three times. It would be hohoho hohoho hohoho
Idiot
@shrewd fiber is this true
So when are you two starting a brocast?
actually the wedding is this thursday
Moai drowned my pet crab
by what holding it in the air
As soon as we turn our bromance into a broβ¦β¦marriage. I couldnβt think of a rhyme.
No his ass was so fat he crushed it
Theres always room for a third though
π
the brovetriangle
Mcwonder is gonna ignore my advances because he has a βfamilyβ which apparently is more important than me
i'm going to sign you up for the draft
Iβll allow it
which one
the stupid people draft
not if i get enlisted first
i mean that works too i guess
that game sucked
Massive dong
i do kinda wanna try what is called active matter?
i think that's also made by the snail
The flying was like stroking the hell out of my controller and the plane barely moving
i didn't like the whole squad thing
like the gameplay was ok at best but the squad thing was dumb
never felt like i was killing actual players in game
βOh im deadβ
βHes deadβ
βSo is heβ
βLast guy-deadβ
yeah, brothers in arms did it was better cause it was a 1v1 with squad mates, not a conquest style mode
Bad game
what the fuck did i just read
You had nothing else
I'm planning on doing something similar now that I'm not with my bf, lol.
Im
Uh
Im uh
Yeah
π
π
best to leave that one well alone
Sorry
Boss
Man
i think they deserve a warn
Kill him
Yeah cause Iβm in the same server with you β€οΈ
have you ever seen the people who Type With The First Letter Capitalized All The Time
shit drives me nuts
Appalling misuse of "there" sweetheart.
please don't call me sweetheart that's weird
yeah dude
nO, iVE nEVER sEEN tHAT
When is the open access?
The urge..
you took a while to get that message done lmao
The urgeβ¦.
Oookay π
I originally was doing the caps on first letter but thought this was funnier
alright then sourheart
But he just ignored my humor
that's more like it
This chat is piss colored right now and it makes me sick
demote yourself then
@spark quartz
Is this a veiled attempt to tell me to end myself? Im telling mcwonder
is that the hawk tuah lords
absolutely not i love you π
Go ahead and perma me twinπ₯
People are getting actively pissed off by correct grammar?
my 40k knowledge is very limited
Is that eljohnson?
Okay I believe you beautiful(handsome if you prefer)
No
any compliment from you is like bathing in a sunset
Looks exactly like it
from a neutron star
Because it is
Heres my compliment to you: you are not bad
Thatβll be $300
My Venmo is open
He really got your ass damn
No mention of tea at all?
pfft that doesnt even sound like me
Itβs tea time innit
Bri ish?
Prove it
You canβt
Youre gonna post a voice clip and itβs gonna sound exactly the same
oh yeah?
LMAO
Yeah!!!!
Do you think Willie will deliver me presents this year? I've been good
Ello govna
coal
That's a present
Or the past
who are you calling shit
boom BAP b-boom boom BAP
One time I got a bag of coal from my parents so I burned the house down using the coal
No cus remember that one really horrendous thing you did this year that you dare not tell anyone about? Willie knows.
Oh no
should have resold it for profit
And other fun stories to tell your kid at bedtime
Are all the valve games connected
Portal l4d2 half life tf2 etc
Was it metallurgical coal?
yes but only if you're schizophrenic
No it was lignite
funniest thing you've ever said
Or if you're Valve and you want nerds to keep advertising and buying your games
Brit
Oh, you chose the best use for it then
I fucking love damaging the environment to the max
half tempted to pin this
Love your pfp it's just like me fr fr
NOO
Id hire you to voice the drive through
That has to be the welcome message when they pull up
Drive?
You dont fuckin know how funny this is for me
Gabe
Cuboid
burp π«§
which
G2a us grim tbf
has anyone found out the expected release date?
Aye G2a aparently
I think every British person on earth should be a voice actor
And nobody else
You thinks so?
Once you've done impressions of different people's from the UK you can do any voice
whens early access
Nobody knows
2025
Itβs kind of unfair π‘
Why do British voices fit voice acting so well
oh shit mb so soon
We probably invented voice acting tbf
You mean went to egypt and stole voice acting
Now itβs yours
No we only steal inventions from Turkey
And India
And China
Itβs funny because those would be my voice lines
Ser moy
you really sound like charlie
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
No i dont need help willie

