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indigo hare
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Nevermind

pearl coral
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literally every room had four doors in it

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no exceptions

spark quartz
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cark this is a stealth opp ๐Ÿ˜ญ

gusty geode
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i wasnt talking about the band

gloomy crest
gusty geode
little talon
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she ruined my lily pad

gloomy crest
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SOUND THE BUGLES

little talon
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i dont want to it that one now

gusty geode
little talon
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eat

gloomy crest
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Lily pad as tortilla

little talon
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not a bad idea

gusty geode
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lily pad burrito

spark quartz
gloomy crest
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Camouflage crane thing

gloomy crest
spark quartz
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
gusty geode
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hello

little talon
spark quartz
spark quartz
lofty kindle
gusty geode
gusty geode
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NOW i have

spark quartz
gusty geode
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i mean we are around the same age

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oh btw

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im 25 now

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yippee

gloomy crest
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Wow

spark quartz
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Imagine being born in 2000

gloomy crest
gusty geode
lofty kindle
gusty geode
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yesterday i ID'd someone born in 1986

little talon
gusty geode
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i cant believe i checked the ID of someone born when there was 2 germanys

gloomy crest
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Looool

drifting stirrup
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AAAAGH! IT TEMPORARILY BLINDED ME!!!

gusty geode
little talon
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ya so would i

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nearly 40 years old and getting ID'd

cloud yacht
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goodnight gentlemen

pearl coral
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hi

gloomy crest
drowsy finch
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HOLLLLYYY SSHIIITTTT HIII LEONNN !!!

indigo hare
gusty geode
drowsy finch
drowsy finch
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do you PLAY WSWE HSOULD PLAY MO0KMMGG GLKHOPIU3 POQ3AHUERGFLS

gusty geode
drowsy finch
frosty stratus
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any other time earlier then december 31'st, we beg you ๐Ÿ˜ญ

weary tinsel
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Nothing ever happens.

pearl coral
vague summit
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will this game ever be multiplayer

weary tinsel
heady mulch
foggy halo
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Its december

wintry ingot
foggy halo
wintry ingot
wanton portal
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June is right there

idle flare
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anyone else experiencing crashes when u hit people in their armor...

indigo hare
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indigo hare
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Eyes are weird.

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Well, brain i guess

idle crest
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@pearl coral llamasteve shitting his pants face while in armour.

severe fulcrum
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Itโ€™s in the retinas now

indigo hare
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Or just used footage of you or something

idle crest
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I mean, we seem to collaborate with Coventry levy quite a bit now honestly, I think we've been offered to do joint group training with them, to bolster numbers

hybrid granite
idle crest
# indigo hare Thats pretty awesome lol

To be fair in England you can kinda just join your nearest reenactment group and you'll probably get to do cool shit because of how sort of, connected everyone is I guess, I wish America was the same but it's just so huge that nobody knows eachother

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I feel like if you wanna do reenactment and stuff in America, you're kind of on your own. ):

agile helm
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i live in tennessee, thereโ€™s a medieval blood sport a few hours away

idle crest
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A few hours lel

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A few hours is probably further than I've ever even driven for a show

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Tewkesbury (the biggest medieval event in Europe), is less than two hours from me.

echo arrow
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How would you guys treat the common cold?

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Any remedies?

stone sedge
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Water

agile helm
idle crest
craggy trail
craggy trail
idle crest
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Your entire reality is an illusion created by the brain to make sense of what is essentially just chaos

stone spade
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orang

misty coral
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when is update

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oops wrong chat

echo arrow
craggy trail
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For all you know, you might not even be real. Just a mind stuck in an empty void creating apparitions to prevent yourself from going mad

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As you slowly succumb to self induced decay, rotting away, never real

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Itโ€™s a fun thought!

glass stream
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were getting the release for christmas guys

restive trench
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sorry didnt see the ping
yeah thats cool

restive trench
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foggy halo
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December da goat cuz its my birthday

forest falcon
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I had an insane ass nightmare... It was about human bone dust covered a4 paper sold by banks as a "prank your friend" item but in very tiny font on the back it said "the longer you keep this in your possession the more cursed you and your house becomes

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Wtf

forest falcon
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nice Mori pfp

idle flare
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lol thanks

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great series

forest falcon
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wukong the goat as always

idle flare
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have u read journey to the west

keen cedar
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god i havent chatted in here for so long

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what happened to half sword

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any updates

forest falcon
idle flare
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same im only like 150 pgs deep

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gotta pick it back up

spark quartz
supple pewter
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Ugggh I hate being sick

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My throat kills me

supple pewter
supple pewter
supple pewter
last whale
supple pewter
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Gay

restive trench
craggy lotus
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Nvm fuck yall

supple pewter
craggy lotus
supple pewter
sharp dust
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What do you guys think about this pic

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Why is the chicken sauce so red

supple pewter
stone sedge
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Spilly pod

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We the same

supple pewter
stone sedge
supple pewter
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In a minute

stone sedge
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It is December my dudes

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That's like

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The end of Q4

restive trench
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end of q4 is 1st day of 2026

stone sedge
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I know this used to say Q4 2025

restive trench
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i have a strong feeling we will get early access before chrismas

restive trench
stone sedge
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I'm like

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30% sure of it

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Which is good enough

restive trench
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fair lmao

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but yeah i BELIEVE we will get the game this month

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before chrismas

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actually might be on chrismas eve as an chrismas gift or something

idle flare
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abt to do this ultimate challenge for the first time wish me luck

last whale
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Half Sword WILL get delayed

restive trench
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cause it will crash if u dont

last whale
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There WILL BE NO RELEASE THIS YEAR

stone sedge
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No Q4 2025

restive trench
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lmao

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happens

jagged citrus
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i love deluding myself into thinking that things will happen

restive trench
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but yeah 1 more month

stone sedge
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FAQ says it

restive trench
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just less than 30 days

jagged citrus
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the beggar champion might genuinely be my favorite

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soon as i get knocked down, my skull gets split open

brittle tundra
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Trust

young thistle
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its cool to see that half sword is getting gore updates

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๐Ÿ‘…

umbral bough
spark quartz
last whale
spark quartz
last whale
spark quartz
small spoke
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Kcd2 never gets old ๐Ÿ˜‚ โœŒ๏ธ

spark quartz
spark quartz
# last whale I kinda fw this

Even some modern metal core cornballs sounded really good

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bleak egret
# stone sedge FAQ says it

It does say Q4, I expect Q4 but my patience has run thin due to my excitement

Already did everything within the game, unless I wanna do some weird challenges like beating the Abyss

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It also seems that the full game will be some sort of extraction game with is incredible

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It's such a good genre, but most of it is only PvP which only makes the game worse imo

small spoke
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Do you mean pve?

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Where did you get extraction from too

idle crest
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๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…

small spoke
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๐Ÿ’€

idle crest
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Felt cute, might slaughter some yorkists later.

small spoke
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replaying games is fun until you get to that one point

idle crest
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Der swamp

small spoke
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the what

idle crest
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The swamp section

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Every game gotta have a swamp section

spark quartz
small spoke
small spoke
spark quartz
forest falcon
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Shittlly head

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โค๏ธ

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do you guys remember this game

forest falcon
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is that the uhh?

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gta clone

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or whatever

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the one where the player character just walked on water

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peak polish gaming

craggy trail
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yo yo wassup fools

small spoke
spark quartz
steel iron
last whale
steel iron
idle crest
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I never really thought too much about why English weather feels colder or hotter than other places despite the actual temperature basically always being relatively mild.
But the explanation is actually quite obvious when you think about it and very simple.

The air over here in the uk has much more moisture, as most people know, but the thing is that moisture is incredibly good at thermal conductivity. So if the outside air is colder than your body, then the moist air will just basically pull the energy out of you, and if the outside air is hotter than you, it will pour the energy into you in order to equalise the thermal energy.

In colder places like Canada for example, the air is much more dry which makes it way better at insulation, so the body doesn't have to work anywhere near as hard at maintaining it's desired temperature.

dusk bluff
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Morning all ๐Ÿ™‚

idle crest
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It's a similar story to how metals generally feel colder than other materials or when it's quite hot outside the metals all feel burning hot. It's because they're good thermal conductors, like the air in the uk.

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The ability for heat to pass from one place to another is possibly more important than how much heat there actually is when it comes to judging how hot something feels.

wanton portal
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I made a thing

idle crest
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Dewey wins

steel iron
idle crest
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Brick is just a cringe replica of dewey without any of the spirit and young Sheldon is just the poster child for the most annoying type of child that exists.

spark quartz
white prawn
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I just realized I'm 0.5 inches taller than the legendary swordsman David Miller of Sellswordarts

dusk bluff
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How's everyone doing today? ๐Ÿ˜„

white prawn
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Ego = instantly boosted

white prawn
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or two because Clark is probably just as tall as David

idle crest
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Man sounds like one of those inflated chicken dog toys with the valve in its throat and makes videos where he talks about historical fighting as if they were giving a shit about hema rules on a battlefield.

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I've heard that guy come out with some real crackhead takes when talking about actual warfare, he should stick to hema

white prawn
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tbf he's sorta more of trying to entertain people than trying to teach people historical concepts, that's not really his thing

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that's why he has a sellswords fencing channel, not a sellswords history channel

idle crest
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Well he does it in thr whole "you thought this? NO! it was like this" thing

white prawn
wintry ingot
obtuse wolf
idle crest
white prawn
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guys, if you're going to listen to vocaloid music, don't fucking listen to spoken for it's actual vocalslop in it's purest

idle crest
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I think it's quite important to remember hema experience is for hema, and whilst it's surely a very valuable skill to have for anyone who wants to use those weapons for any reason it's worth keeping in mind that hema rules go out the window in an actual fight or any recreational dual that goes beyond tapping people

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Like, imagine using a longsword with hema strikes against a man at arms in a fight to the death, yer just going to die.

stone sedge
# steel iron

I feel like I just read 50 slurs from another galaxy

shrewd carbon
rancid urchin
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laugh at definitely real person

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living, breathing, real person with ambitions, hopes and dreams

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pearl coral
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letโ€™s fight

small spoke
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Are you from Tennessee cus you're the only ten I see

agile helm
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you didnโ€™t say that for meโ€ฆ

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wowโ€ฆ i-โ€ฆ

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i canโ€™t believe thisโ€ฆ.

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i need a minute to process thisโ€ฆ.

small spoke
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๐Ÿ‘‘

shrewd carbon
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who is this ukranian guy i beg of thee to tell me ๐Ÿ™

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i yearn for the cheap armor

small spoke
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Just 5k?

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Heard people pay like 15k for their armor

agile helm
agile helm
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or is it something else

bleak egret
agile helm
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at least thatโ€™s the popular opinion

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and i imagine the devs said something abt that too

bleak egret
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Still good

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I dislike PvP games, especially extraction type games which is a shame since such genre is what I really enjoy

toxic thistle
wanton portal
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Lillypads are not solid

foggy halo
spark quartz
little talon
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Fr found that just now

tepid radish
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Release date when

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Steams says 2025 and itโ€™s December

wanton portal
tall agate
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So is halfsword really releasing in less then a month?

indigo hare
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Of 2025

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The year 2025

spark quartz
indigo hare
spark quartz
wanton portal
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@spark quartz how often do you mods race eachother to warn somebody

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like when somebody pings the entire mod team

foggy halo
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Cat skateboard

craggy trail
spark quartz
craggy trail
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Ah

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But whoโ€™s in the lead? Who wins the most?

indigo hare
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Iโ€™ll bring out the STATS

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Just to prove my incredible speed

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And accuracy

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Gods im strong too

spark quartz
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Usually when its scam images or what not

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Which 90% of the time automod gets those

indigo hare
spark quartz
lime harness
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time for a random question at 6 in the morning

we all agree Ogryns are adorable and horrifying at the same time right?

they are so light hearted and innocent, at the same time being able to fucking rip a space marines head off in armor

brittle tundra
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Updates on 12 December trust guys

gloomy crest
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Morning

lime knoll
indigo hare
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Because thatโ€™s the date that guy decided on

lime knoll
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What guy

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brittle tundra
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Just trustttt. Someone told me can't say who

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Shhhh

stoic trench
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how to use the spiked long thing cus im really bad with it and i cant change it

spark quartz
lime knoll
stoic trench
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CAN SOMEBODY HELP I DONT WANT TO DIE AGAIN

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i aint doing the fucking commoner boss again

faint dragon
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just kill it

gloomy crest
craggy trail
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Pitchfork is your best bet

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Let him over swing, thrust when thereโ€™s an opening

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BE PATIENT

swift carbon
spark quartz
craggy trail
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Yeah well itโ€™s worse when they lie

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I had to get an IV when I was 6 or 7 and they said itโ€™d โ€œjust be a pinchโ€

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Lying sacks of shit.

supple pewter
craggy trail
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Less painful IMO

hazy current
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So is the game out now orrrr

last whale
runic cove
hazy current
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And they ainโ€™t update it either? They could kill the hype

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But ig a fixed game is better

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Honestly a fixed game is always better

craggy trail
hazy current
craggy trail
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T

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Man

hazy current
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An extremely buggy game can kill players

spark quartz
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Tf

craggy trail
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Is it

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that hard

hazy current
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Why?

craggy trail
hazy current
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Has that been a problem

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Omgggg

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Myb

craggy trail
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Rule 7 IIRC

hazy current
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Not excessive. Was just cheeky singular one tbh

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Frank if you see this donโ€™t ban gang. Iโ€™ve been a good yute beforehand

spark quartz
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Just don't do it again bro

craggy trail
gloomy crest
haughty barn
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day 5...

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Im going insane guys

craggy trail
gloomy crest
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Joe mama

haughty barn
swift carbon
craggy trail
haughty barn
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im crying

craggy trail
craggy trail
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Then you can make the game or whatever

frigid inlet
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I hear all these horror stories about them

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I've had one and it just felt like any other needle prick

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This was last year

spark quartz
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I sure fuckin did

frigid inlet
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Oh yeah

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I did for sure

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Well, I still hate needles

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I've been through crazy levels of pain but still look away when they inject me

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im big baby

stone spade
gloomy crest
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Does anyone here compost

gloomy crest
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I loved that game

indigo hare
# frigid inlet im big baby

Im at the dentist getting work done, and the absolute worst part of it all is getting a needle to the gums to numb it. I close my eyes lol

gloomy crest
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I was so fascinated with the flying red panda bear tail

sinful nest
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Lowkey miss the mushroom

craggy trail
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I got it in the back of my hand.

frigid inlet
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I got it in my arm

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on the inside where my elbow is

craggy trail
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Doesnโ€™t hurt at all to get a needle there

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Back of the hand is a bitch, believe me.

frigid inlet
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I had injections in the back of the hand when I was like 3 or 4 but I don't remember the pain by now

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It was that or dying anyway

wanton portal
#

@craggy trail great news

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I drew a girl a drawing

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and got a hug

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how cool is that man

stoic trench
#

yo im at soldier what should i play with

wanton portal
#

is that the 5th tier

stoic trench
#

yes

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im scvared of going with the spiked spear bc i would have no armor

wanton portal
#

anything but with gloves

stoic trench
#

axe maybe?

wanton portal
#

wouldnt use it

stoic trench
wanton portal
#

why is the image so small

stoic trench
#

no fucking way i js died

dusty horizon
stone spade
mighty mesa
#

Buddy is playing quarter sword.

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gloomy crest
craggy trail
gloomy crest
#

Gorf gorf gorf gorf gorf

pearl grail
#

Ts my new favorite stickker

frozen shadow
#

yall i found a game that is about to come out and i think its very cool its Ritter and Rotwein on steam and the developers are homies
ithink yall might like it

lunar stream
#

divine light

wanton portal
#

also

lunar stream
gloomy crest
forest falcon
#

what the hell am i hearing

visual charm
forest falcon
#

there's phonk music coming from a russian news channel on the tv

#

fucking cyberpunk 2077 flashbacks

tepid field
gloomy crest
#

@indigo hare You play pickleball?

indigo hare
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Ha

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That was so clever and witty

gloomy crest
#

Oh

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Lmfao

gloomy crest
#

Cornichon sphere

wintry ingot
tribal grotto
hexed vale
#

Baron wont die at all lol, tried using a mod to force kill it and no end screen, where do I report the bug

hexed vale
#

nvm I just didnt have all channels visible found bug reporting

hexed vale
swift carbon
cyan schooner
#

His nuts...

stoic trench
#

its stretched res

tribal grotto
gloomy crest
stoic trench
#

๐Ÿ˜ญ

stoic trench
#

fuck this

gloomy crest
#

Not bad

idle flare
#

this engine is unreal

spark quartz
eager jungle
eager jungle
idle flare
#

unreal fact

spark quartz
idle flare
#

that feeling when.. you thought the bastard was dead in ultimate challenge, so you go to pick up his weapon, but he chops off your leg! oh boy... ๐Ÿ˜…

#

i just killed a guy after getting both arms chopped off

heavy dust
#

dont you hate it when the final champion decides to break the laws of space and time and crash your game

idle flare
#

does bro have blood turned on

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im doing the final challenge without arms rn ToT

#

i have now killed two enemies while missing both arms

tight breach
#

My Flowers are Blooming :D

idle flare
#

i now onl yhave one leg

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foggy sundial
finite gyro
#

does anyone play the game on linux ?

idle flare
#

android

#

os

#

ya

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operating system

#

windows is an os, macOs is one, linus is on

finite gyro
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trying to decide if i'm switching on it, scared about early access not running well on it

idle flare
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one*

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no like

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windows is a type of os

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linus is a type of os

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every computer has an os

#

do u use linus or windows or something else

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ur good

finite gyro
#

LMAO

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no you're not

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kay

finite gyro
#

anyways early access tomorrow or WHAT

finite gyro
#

me

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me when

#

me when half sword

hybrid granite
summer burrow
finite gyro
#

OMFG LEAVE IT ALONE

hybrid granite
sick folio
#

cant believe the devs just ghost dropped early access, crazy way to do it

tawny bear
#

stuffed oreo crepe

opaque forum
#

Thats what she said and thats what your mom said to me last night ๐Ÿ”ฅ

#

lmao

humble mango
lime knoll
spark quartz
#

we dont speak of logs at the dinner table

lime knoll
last whale
faint hinge
#

Worth the drive space tbh we will see

sick folio
#

not bad considering all the additions

#

i mean the banner cutomization is crazy

gloomy crest
# spark quartz bam, you are well behaved remember

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faint hinge
#

Gonna run some duos on the map pool Iโ€™ll see you guys there, bring your sword

faint hinge
thorny vale
#

Say sike right now

sick folio
#

dawg i dident even realize they added multiplayer

gloomy crest
faint hinge
#

No ranking system but I bet itโ€™s fun regardless

sick folio
#

aint no way drop the lobby code rn-

thorny vale
#

Free for all lobby, knives only: 097536918

spark quartz
gloomy crest
#

I wanna bring my frend

#

Okay :(

#

Oh okay :D

drowsy finch
gloomy crest
drowsy finch
#

Cuz they added frogs

gloomy crest
#

I'm having fun in beta 1.7.3

fast nymph
young marsh
#

What frogs did to you

gloomy crest
fast nymph
#

i think they mean french people idk.

#

a frog got in a turf war with my cat.

young marsh
#

What specs

#

Yes kinda,what specs does he have,nividia?

#

Damn

#

Mined got a rtx 5070 with self heating microvawe with mc donalds logo

hybrid granite
young marsh
#

Turkey?

#

He is a kebab then

fast nymph
safe flax
#

those look powerful

spark quartz
jolly silo
#

bad idea

gloomy crest
#

Don't

atomic mistBOT
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barren osprey
#

yo

#

release it

fast nymph
viscid schooner
#

if you try to attack one it flops on its side, honks at you, and your limbs explode

swift carbon
worldly forge
#

Bulgarian moment

worldly forge
knotty skiff
#

HOI IV

worldly forge
#

Guanxi Clique soldier

autumn vine
worldly forge
worldly forge
#

The game where Bulgaria decides fighting this is a good idea

worldly forge
#

Europa Universalis 5

fast nymph
#

there's a fifth one?!

worldly forge
#

Yuh it released last month

swift carbon
fast nymph
#

no willie is from macedonia

steel iron
spark quartz
#

hi nic

#

I sure do wonder what that meme originally said

small spoke
#

R u asking if he said something bad ๐Ÿ˜ญ

#

I don't think you can on roblox

gloomy crest
small spoke
fast nymph
#

Message from willie about macedonia: these roads are fucking ass I LOVE THESE ROADS!

small spoke
#

What

gloomy crest
forest falcon
#

my internet is down

#

awesome

small spoke
#

so is the original gif bad or something

gloomy crest
#

Can I talk about auto-clickers here

gloomy crest
forest falcon
#

ill go play cyberpunk offline

gloomy crest
#

The dude's just misspelling colors

small spoke
#

Ohhh

gloomy crest
#

He was trying to guess the color but he said "reb" and some other stuff

forest falcon
#

yall have fun

spark quartz
gloomy crest
spark quartz
gloomy crest
small spoke
#

The way y'all made it look made me think the original was him saying bad stuff ๐Ÿ˜ญ

gloomy crest
#

drops mic

fast nymph
#

Saint Nic has been demoted.

fast nymph
gloomy crest
spark quartz
small spoke
gloomy crest
#

not the handsome guy but the mean guy

tawny bear
#

will halfsword have body customization? slicing all that fat in this physics will be interesting

pearl coral
pearl coral
#

you have to be well researched to get something good from him

#

donโ€™t buy unless youโ€™re well researched

agile helm
#

what if you buy and arenโ€™t well researched

tawny bear
pearl coral
agile helm
#

what if you get a real lucky guess

#

like assembling furniture properly without reading the instructions

#

what then gam gam

tawny bear
gloomy crest
agile helm
gloomy crest
#

That's why I'm sticking to padded armor because I can't afford to supply my levies anything better

#

I'm currently scrutinizing the simple cervelliere to see if we can get away without one

pearl coral
gloomy crest
#

why is my channel bar changing a lot

lofty kindle
gloomy crest
#

what's goin on

bold yarrow
#

I see that

lofty kindle
gloomy crest
#

aight

bold yarrow
#

its funny

gloomy crest
bold yarrow
#

again?

gloomy crest
#

you have received my royal pardon

#

yes I'm pardoningmcwonderbeast for misclicking the channel list, which briefly rearranged things a bit

jolly silo
gloomy crest
#

WOOPS

gloomy crest
#

i thought you were older

raven orbit
#

No, just a streamer. Dev joined the chat and shared his stream. Awesome stuff

gloomy crest
#

ohhh

jolly silo
#

giving back to the community

gloomy crest
#

FOR PARLIAMENT

gloomy crest
pearl coral
gloomy crest
#

Is it a good song

#

That's true

hoary rune
#

Did anyone else notice the server tag got changed

#

No more mushroom

gloomy crest
#

More cool stuff

indigo hare
#

Wow this dentist was the best Iโ€™ve ever been to

#

Go Mexico

#

Because nobody in the server nowadays knew the lore behind it

hoary rune
indigo hare
#

Lmao look at the ratio

hoary rune
#

Jesus

#

Keep it in!

indigo hare
#

Yes thatโ€™s why we are here. Do not laugh ever again in my presence

fast nymph
#

half sword finally got a wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_Sword

Half Sword is a physics-based medieval combat simulator, developed by Georgian studio Half Sword Games and published by Game Seer. A demo version of the game is available on Steam and Epic Games Store on Microsoft Windows. The game is planned for release in 2025.

hoary rune
#

Mushroom supremacy!

#

Oh shit

gloomy crest
hoary rune
#

Daily mushroom appreciation post 1:
Bring back the old server tag!

sweet nimbus
#

@lofty kindle yo

lofty kindle
gloomy crest
#

@agile helm What's your armor budget

#

its nice

drowsy finch
young marsh
#

How

#

It doesent even affect anything on the game

indigo hare
#

God I hate frogs

#

They taste bad too

indigo hare
opal osprey
#

oh right media perms

indigo hare
#

Sad

young marsh
#

Yes you did

bleak crescent
young marsh
#

Nvm fuck frogs

#

Im making popcon and hot oil got on my legs

bleak crescent
#

oh

#

wait

#

you making a popcorn with oil???

gloomy crest
#

that's how you do it

young marsh
#

Idk,something poured out of the packet

gloomy crest
bleak crescent
#

don't you need to add butter then?

#

that doesn't make sanse

gloomy crest
#

like movie theater popcorn for example can get that butter flavor from a powder mix distributed by food service co's.

young marsh
#

Its in the microvafe

bleak crescent
#

so theoretically we could make an disel flawored popcorn.

#

cool

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
bleak crescent
#

Bon appetit

young marsh
#

Mmm fuel

bleak crescent
#

Is there a bad color?

indigo hare
#

Or tan

bleak crescent
#

I think tan isn't bad

#

And olive green in some places look good

indigo hare
spark quartz
#

coyote tan is better tho

indigo hare
indigo hare
lime knoll
#

@spark quartz sour or normal gummy woms?

spark quartz
indigo hare
#

Sour candy is by far the best kind of candy

#

Ha

echo star
#

Heyyyyyyyy never message in her but hoping someone sees me beg for halfsword to release on my birthday tomorrow

spark quartz
#

Didn't even get to read that

lime knoll
#

Read what?

mighty mesa
#

Piss yellow looks bad only when it's placed upon the names of those who moderate and administrate a Discord guild about a medieval physics-based sword fighting video game.

spark quartz
indigo hare
#

I saw it though

indigo hare
#

And im not gonna tell you what it said

#

Because itโ€™s funnier that way

spark quartz
indigo hare
mighty mesa
#

So a new mormon drink place opened up here where I live.

spark quartz
#

actually he prolly did

mighty mesa
#

That's cool because I'm nowhere near utah.

#

I like their weird customized sodas.

#

It was pretty good.

indigo hare
spark quartz
indigo hare
mighty mesa
#

The actual name is Swig but I like calling it the mormon drink place because I find it quite funny that it's literally ingrained in modern mormon culture to put all kinds of flavors and additions to sodas since they can't drink coffee.

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lime knoll
#

Sir Stank of Ass

mighty mesa
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agile helm
indigo hare
lime knoll
#

MY ASS DOESNT STANK

agile helm
#

can i be Sir G

#

pwetty pwease

lime knoll
#

Kill him

agile helm
#

so much hate

#

so much spite

lime knoll
#

/ban: that mf right there

pearl coral
#

gifts from bro for the season

agile helm
#

sorry....

#

sam sam

#

can i be sir g ๐Ÿฅบ

pearl coral
#

no

agile helm
#

why not

pearl coral
agile helm
#

this is a clear example of abuse and mistreatment against faithful users and customers by the staff

lime knoll
agile helm
#

yeah well

#

your ass stinks

lime knoll
#

Damn right ๐Ÿ˜ผ

agile helm
#

dude

#

you're not allowed to be proud of that

#

you're supposed to be angry

lime knoll
#

Mmmmm booty stank

indigo hare
#

That clearly says ratman

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agile helm
#

y eah i need help

#

why the fuck is the stupid fucking lock on so fucking stupid

indigo hare
#

You can change lock on strength by the way

agile helm
#

i know

#

i just cant find the perfect strength

#

either i can never stay on target

#

or i can never look away from them

gloomy crest
spark quartz
spark quartz
warm shoal
#

When is PvP dropping

spark quartz
#

bouta give my boss a dereference

spark quartz
lime knoll
spark quartz
#

Oops srry

pearl coral
#

canโ€™t wait 4 new helmet

drowsy finch
pearl coral
spark quartz
lime knoll
#

We already did that

spark quartz
warm shoal
#

They use the term "flightful bird"

spark quartz
#

stupid flightless birds

warm shoal
#

Penguin is an outdated term

#

It's derogatory

#

It was made by humans

drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

pringles sour cream and onion

pearl coral
spark quartz
drowsy finch
spark quartz
#

we can both laugh while our generations are wiped out

drowsy finch
#

I wanna buy some cool shit, but Iโ€™m unsure of what

pearl coral
spark quartz
drowsy finch
gloomy crest
#

Hounskull

pearl coral
#

hard to find a good one for a good price

#

be wary

gloomy crest
#

Bazineeet

pearl coral
#

there are hundreds and hundreds of houndslop bascinets on the market

drowsy finch
gloomy crest
#

SEND IN THE PIKES

storm rapids
warm shoal
gloomy crest
#

WE NEED LUPUS NOW

drowsy finch
#

But I donโ€™t really like dogs

warm shoal
gloomy crest
drowsy finch
warm shoal
gloomy crest
#

And how do you care for the padded stuff

warm shoal
#

Also, Burgundian I can tell what disease you have rn

gloomy crest
#

I assume I can toss my theoretical arming caps and gambesons into the washing machine and dry on gentle

warm shoal
#

It's lupus

lime knoll
gloomy crest
#

Sir Stank of Ass

wind geode
indigo hare
#

Watch out for that automod ๐Ÿ˜ญ I was shocked, shocked i tell you

wind geode
#

Speak of the devil

gloomy crest
#

Looool

#

SIR MOAI IS HERE

spark quartz
lime knoll
spark quartz
lime knoll
#

If I dont make jokes it will destroy me

pearl coral
#

hold on

agile helm
pearl coral
#

check quiverstock

gloomy crest
#

Alrighty, thanks Sam

drowsy finch