general-catfish-🐱🐟

[stable palm]

all 40k orks mushrooms

[gloomy crest]

And we'd pay attention to each ping no matter what

[finite gyro]

thanks bud i appreciate it

[cinder thunder]

Wow thank

My willie is greasy

[slow cliff]

Fr im @sleek rune that mushroom lore will continue to ea

[finite gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-is-so-mean-to-me-heartbroken-heartbreak-shower-everyone-gif-9844935362240232951

[cinder thunder]

He ate too much fried chicken

[trim tree]

huh?

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/tablestory-gatewalkers-stellaluna-pathfinder-arcelia-gif-1983036837906637960

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/you-used-to-call-me-on-my-cell-phone-gif-gif-25362623

[finite gyro]

devs

[slow cliff]

No

[cinder thunder]

I Donno

[gloomy crest]

I found this dude's ancestor:

[jolly silo]

the chat got flooded with that ping

[slow cliff]

🛎️

[finite gyro]

sick drip

[fiery monolith]

#poll message

wannaknow

[slow cliff]

Willie is a asexual mushroom

[cinder thunder]

Wgow you are the rightous

[finite gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/ancient-little-wizard-cg2k-gif-10432198812118884391

[jolly silo]

that looks like those blue dudes from the newest smiling friends episode

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-fun-size-midget-dwarf-miniature-gif-11848902721795775508

[frozen mason]

My brain autocorrected this to "My willie is gassy" 💔

[slow cliff]

lol that’s prob true too

[cinder thunder]

Tes he eats pure grease so he is very gassy

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-898242961730413211

[slow cliff]

What’s his favorite flavor

[cinder thunder]

William

[cinder thunder]

Gutter oil

[fiery monolith]

was wondering why the mush just 2 days ago!

[stable palm]

give me back 21 seconds of my life ;-;

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/love-gif-17552840805493029515

[slow cliff]

Buy

Buh

[stable palm]

bibuh

[stable palm]

bi bruh

[fierce hearth]

what does it represent

[slow cliff]

A dih

[cinder thunder]

Bi Bruh! That me

Actuslly I am Gay

[slow cliff]

Coward!

[cinder thunder]

I forgot

Wait no Im Asexual

Now

[slow cliff]

Buffoon

[cinder thunder]

And Now Im pansexual

[stable palm]

I was about to say, I'm pan

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/pansexual-pan-panpride-pansexual-pride-pan-pride-as-always-gif-6359433266597647073

[slow cliff]

What

[twin abyss]

That'd be fine if they didn't make the promise.

[slow cliff]

So your a pan

[cinder thunder]

I have sex with pans

[slender pasture]

[slow cliff]

Agree to disagree

[stable palm]

and aces love gambling

[cinder thunder]

Agree to not agree to disagree in full agreement

[fierce hearth]

fah you mean

[slow cliff]

Those who know

[indigo hare]

Stop with the sexuality talks

[stable palm]

no one knows

[slow cliff]

Ok king

[keen helm]

13 days for the poll to end is oddly specific to me

[slow cliff]

Halfsword release?

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/so-serious-double-trouble-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-always-serious-loosen-up-gif-18723564

[keen helm]

exactly

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/remember-this-is-supposed-to-be-fun-double-trouble-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-remember-to-have-fun-remember-to-unwind-gif-18723566

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-hope-kindled-gif-27484735

[cinder thunder]

Ok Sir yes sire

[cinder thunder]

No

[keen helm]

it’s just a theory though

[slow cliff]

Wdym

[cinder thunder]

Half sword is coming out when half life 3 is coming out

[keen helm]

gang it comes out this year

[grand bane]

A GAME THEORY

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-starscream-transformers-megatron-bullying-starscream-megatron-hitting-starscream-gif-7145006637425994211

https://tenor.com/view/catra-shera-gif-19409498

[cinder thunder]

No wrong

[jolly silo]

that would fall on the 9th of december on a tuesday

[keen helm]

yes

[slow cliff]

Bro stop gaslighting

[keen helm]

…?

look at the steam page

[main hawk]

so where EA?

[jolly silo]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[main hawk]

is that a kid with FAS?

[cinder thunder]

Yoi are Wrong

[slow cliff]

Yes and he’s smarter than you

[cinder thunder]

No He is the best

[slow cliff]

🤦‍♂️

[main hawk]

thanks

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-3-hlx-tyler-mcvicker-half-life-tmv-gif-9175848122309024013

[slow cliff]

Np

[golden nacelle]

the big baron is wayching

[keen helm]

no

[stable palm]

I think it's gods damned filthy ai, but I may be goin' blind

[cinder thunder]

Anti Inflammatory Medication

[keen helm]

do I require that

[slow cliff]

Yes he is

[cinder thunder]

No the baby actually did that

[slow cliff]

Real

[golden nacelle]

1 year no halfsword

[keen helm]

trying to hold in a sneeze

[smoky portal]

I be needing this

[slow cliff]

Cheeto looking ahh l

[smoky portal]

Inflation is through the roof

[cinder thunder]

Treu

[keen helm]

i guess

[slow cliff]

Merci good sire

[void hill]

:3

[smoky portal]

Vile words you just called me

[stable palm]

that reminds me, have y'all seen that video with a cat, a big dog, and a small dog, where the dog picks up a smaller dog and throws it onto an illusion rug? that's ai

[cinder thunder]

Troglodyte

[fast nymph]

:3

[smoky portal]

I was joking but my joints infact are inflamed

[slow cliff]

Oh I see

[barren osprey]

thoguht the announcement was the release....

brih

[cinder thunder]

When I take my antidepressants my eyes go blurry but only when I have my contacts in

[stable palm]

hope ye get ta feelin' better, stranger

[smoky portal]

🫂

[keen helm]

then extinguish them

[slow cliff]

Feel better soon make sure to make some oil flavored tea

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-flaming-jessay-martin-oldgays-i'm-on-fire-i'm-red-hot-gif-10717635737384295548

[cinder thunder]

Thabk you for the tank glue

[smoky portal]

Thats nkt how inflation works

This

This is peak

[slow cliff]

Pregnant ahh

[smoky portal]

[smoky portal]

Now you also

This is us twinnnnnn 🫃

[slow cliff]

It doesn’t work that way

[stable palm]

still can't believe half sword made that emoji, and banned this word:

[cinder thunder]

Du dugu da dugu

[hybrid granite]

ITS THE HALF SWORD RELEAAAASEEEE!!! HEAR ME OUT!!!!

[odd scaffold]

bro when did they ad a 6 7 emote to clash royale

[cinder thunder]

Wow I love me some of that

[stable palm]

type it and enter it, ye get muted lol

[smoky portal]

Did they?

Crazy

Twin

[stable palm]

for about a minute

[slow cliff]

Type it

[cinder thunder]

When they did

[gloomy crest]

Joes

[odd scaffold]

i'm gonna brown you

[smoky portal]

Makes sense some times jokes get out of hand

[cinder thunder]

Boom boom boom boom

[odd scaffold]

you pants brown

now

[slow cliff]

I have it

[autumn comet]

Joenuts and Joessiants.

[cinder thunder]

Yes I know of this

[odd scaffold]

nuts]

[smoky portal]

Joes mothers

[cinder thunder]

Bomb bomb bomb you

[odd scaffold]

scary fact #17

[smoky portal]

Whut

[odd scaffold]

there is a france

[slow cliff]

How

[stable palm]

does the word twinkie work?

[autumn comet]

Joe Maternal Figure

[stable palm]

ah

[slow cliff]

Do you know I have it

[smoky portal]

Number 15

[cinder thunder]

I of to Play the clash the royale

[smoky portal]

Burger king

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-foot-lettuce-rule12345-goku-dragon-ball-gif-24287682

[smoky portal]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL lettice?

[stable palm]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[smoky portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1183409149036470313/1231742921905012766/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_6.gif

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-starscream-transformers-megatron-bullying-starscream-megatron-hitting-starscream-gif-7145006637425994211

[cinder thunder]

Thank you

[smoky portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1107204697670041651/1175659647739367424/togif.gif

[cinder thunder]

The Laundry was so kind as to Patch up my jeans

[smoky portal]

Who tf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349408407345434642/1394414295793668167/togif.gif

[slow cliff]

Good one

[frigid kernel]

What the mushroom lore

[smoky portal]

I too with too know

[slow cliff]

Embedded fail

[smoky portal]

Hell nuh what

[cinder thunder]

Bro that at is floating

[storm rapids]

Embed success

[slow cliff]

Fahhh

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/mulan-matchmaker-gif-5059398

[slow cliff]

Sorry I’m lagging

[smoky portal]

Tripping so hard youre falling

[slow cliff]

😅

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/air-swim-cat-gif-25752697

[cinder thunder]

Gibity gubity Gibity Gubity Ooooooh

[smoky portal]

Too many gifs not enough internet

[cinder thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1175706568436748339/1439148508195196969/imgreasyyyyyyyyyage.gif

[smoky portal]

Is that what you hear from that song?

[cinder thunder]

Is that what you hear from that song?

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neko-ark-neco-ark-neko-arc-screaming-gif-3587500335148600327

I am getting bated

[opal sigil]

lucky

[stable palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438692075062296609/1438692133757522092/011c8a59-c0bb-4c49-baeb-3d5bf6960fd9.gif

[cinder thunder]

Master Baited

[smoky portal]

Nice pfp

V cute

[opal sigil]

thanks

we all love xiaojie

[smoky portal]

Amaturish at best

[turbid rain]

Hey fella

[stable palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072420938055958548/1417386731585540158/9CnV7mn.gif

[turbid rain]

Am I dumb

Or has there not been an update in a min

[smoky portal]

Could be but i doubt it

[cinder thunder]

The Only theibg that matters is the result

https://tenor.com/view/mango-mango-mango-mango-mango-mango-bird-cute-gif-3793956352897343923

[opal sigil]

theyre working on pre release or whatever theyre calling it

[stable palm]

they are working on early access, no updates until it comes out

[turbid rain]

Imagine throwing a grenade in there

[turbid rain]

At ok I didn’t know that

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-bite-gif-16662658657800363345

[opal sigil]

they posted new footage if it helps

[turbid rain]

So if I asked when that might be that’s also a dumb question rigjt?

[cinder thunder]

They wold um fly away

[opal sigil]

me when uhhhh AAAAGHASHSAHSAHFAHGHASHUF

[smoky portal]

I didnt like imagining that but i welcome the thought experiment

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/domer-simpsons-bart-baby-bart-cartoon-gif-1166014673610393421

[opal sigil]

DOMER

domer

domer

[stable palm]

supposedly, the store front says this year, but no one checks that, plus it could get delayed

[opal sigil]

D O M E R

⚠️

[smoky portal]

What does that mean?

[opal sigil]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6-1A8wJeSuY

[turbid rain]

Shut up bitch

[stable palm]

stupid meme that blew up the last month. only learned about it a few days ago

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/blizzi-boi-40-year-old-pluggnb-rapper-did-unc-snap-gif-12011378224076528756

[smoky portal]

Im getting old

[turbid rain]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-speed-kirk-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-charlie-kirk-gif-8859915067900253017

Gay

[cinder thunder]

Emebed Gailur

Failur

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-fail-kratos-fall-meme-gif-12266850638043612062

[turbid rain]

No perms

[smoky portal]

Im almost dead from uncness and rabies

[turbid rain]

Gotta hit that level 3

Grinding half sword chat

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-emote-rakai-dance-29mfs-gif-12334803904581020630

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-yells-at-cloud-yelling-old-man-news-the-simpsons-gif-5498361754025948763

[smoky portal]

Clouds be yelling first

[opal sigil]

i watced season 22 and 23 of simpsons last week

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/just-talk-more-joey-kidney-communicate-more-speak-up-gif-26146079

[halcyon wave]

We gotta make bitchyorc talk

[cinder thunder]

Pimpsons

[turbid rain]

We are Charles Kirkland

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-reaction-reaction-elite-dangerous-borann-boys-gif-25049405

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-hawk-tua-man-hawk-tuah-smiling-friends-gif-4857289761919333999

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/catra-shera-gif-19409498

[opal sigil]

and the actual #memes-🤣 channel has dogshit unfunny memes

[smoky portal]

Who is this that you keep sending reaction gifs of em

[opal sigil]

probably some orc

id assume

[halcyon wave]

This reminded me of those pet saing i went to heaven or something ai videos

[cinder thunder]

Rofl emoji says it all

[cinder thunder]

Kirk

[stable palm]

a cool character from a cool show! (Disclaimer: this statement is made by a woke person)

[halcyon wave]

HAAA

[opal sigil]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[halcyon wave]

AHHHH

[smoky portal]

Wowzerz

[opal sigil]

PLEASE STOP IM SCARED

[smoky portal]

Huh

[opal sigil]

THIS PLACE CANT STOP ME FROM SENDING ALL MY MESSAGES IN CAPS LOCK

[pliant delta]

I love and hate this. I am a sucker for word play and stuff. but I also annoyed that the joke doesn't work cause Corn is actually an old english word for grain from old/proto-germanic roots. Thanks, my brain has given a confused chuckle.

[turbid rain]

Mr Kirk

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-catra-hordak-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-punch-gif-18725799

[unborn cipher]

I saw the red bubble on the half sword discord and thought for a second the EA released

[halcyon wave]

Hey hey guys ill whisper yall something secret!

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/destroy-the-weapon-catra-hordak-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-fight-gif-18725800

[smoky portal]

Whats it called

[halcyon wave]

||BOOO||

[fast nymph]

Smash

[smoky portal]

Damn shoudve known

[turbid rain]

What if instead of Charles Kirkland he was called Charles squirt land and instead of giving speeches and being racist he just got shot in the neck.

[smoky portal]

The horror

[opal sigil]

Thats why i call it blé-d'inde

[stable palm]

she-ra and the princesses of power! there is gay in it, yay

[halcyon wave]

The type of shit ai pulls in a no death run

[cinder thunder]

Gurt

[smoky portal]

What if we just collectivly stop talking about that guy

[drowsy finch]

These fucking newgens who don’t know about Willie in #poll

[smoky portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1387062706309300387/cat-ex-machina_1.gif

Yay

[turbid rain]

I can fantasize about whatever I want ok

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/glimmer-kiss-glimmer-kisses-catra-catra-glimmer-kiss-catra-she-ra-gif-26813690

[smoky portal]

I AM THE THOUGHT POLICE

[turbid rain]

Right now I’m kicking your balls

In my mind

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/catra-adora-princess-prom-shera-spop-gif-20902138

[cinder thunder]

Awww

Lesbiana

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/catra-adora-stare-anime-gif-13956530

[turbid rain]

Omg woke liberal content in my gore game server holy moly

[smoky portal]

COME OUT WITH YOUR HAND IN THE AIR AND SHAKE EM LIKE YOU JUST DONT CARE

[pliant delta]

Maise was the name th e Haitian's had for it. I try not to use the "Indian" adjective to refer to things from american. but all good.

[drowsy finch]

Hi gif person !!

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-gif-23126349

[cerulean halo]

Can some one give me Half Sword logo?

[smoky portal]

I CANT FIND THE FLAG OF LEBANON RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[crystal anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-lebanon-lebnen-gif-2485126067595912278

[smoky portal]

No (in my mind)

[stable palm]

this community made these emojis: and mutes ye for a minute for typing this word:

[warm sable]

What is mushroom symbolism? 🤔

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-hello-hi-cute-gif-13905880940590312511

[opal sigil]

i was being sarcastic anyways lol, also i come from Québec which is pretty much where blé-d'inde came from so a lot of people use that here

hehe

from american

:P

[smoky portal]

RALLLLLLIIIIIIIII

Ello

Ello ello

[stable palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438692075062296609/1438692133757522092/011c8a59-c0bb-4c49-baeb-3d5bf6960fd9.gif

[smoky portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787008944492380220/805916749853229056/hi-1.gif

[pliant delta]

Best I could do it paint. (this is a joke)

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/slayer-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-slayer-guilty-gear-strive-hello-chat-gif-14275855272765185360

[stable palm]

[pliant delta]

Gomen, I am very autistic. good joke.

[smoky portal]

Ruh roh

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/reptile-double-trouble-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-blinking-lick-my-eyes-gif-18724509

[uncut siren]

i love the survey asking if i have more than 1 hr in the game like i have 120 lol 💀

[smoky portal]

It must be hard, you know, being french 🥺 😢

[stable palm]

I have exactly 120.3

[opal sigil]

youre talking about etymology in halfsword chat... im not gonna say more at risk of being offending...

[hybrid granite]

HALF SWORD IS IN 13 DAYS GUYS MARK MY WORD

[pliant delta]

< see statement about being very autistic.

[smoky portal]

🇱🇧 found it

[stable palm]

4/5ths of space colony game are spent modding and loading mods ;-;

[opal sigil]

LUCKY NUMBER

[pliant delta]

I sniped this from the Facebook page, will this work?

[wind geode]

so tuff

[grand bane]

Autism is the baseline for a game about medieval fencing

[sly burrow]

The humble lucky strike

[pliant delta]

Sheet, you right.

[opal sigil]

what would we do without u guys 😔

[drowsy finch]

Haiii williuss hruu

[opal sigil]

a lot of very niche groups would go out of business

[smoky portal]

Im very well i started uni!!!!

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[drowsy finch]

Woaw! Dorm??

[pliant delta]

There is a theory autistic people are the foundation of technological progress in society... so yeah. where would we be without us....

[smoky portal]

No no im 30 minutes from there by bus

But everyone is nice and theres a bar on campus

[smoky portal]

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940312476749275156/1310492743298191382/IMG_0183.gif

[gloomy crest]

hallo!

[drowsy finch]

Nah, I’m the reason we have allat shit

Single handedly

[smoky portal]

So youre saying ass burger gave me the power to be called slurs on cod in 2015

[opal sigil]

i feel like there is somewhat of an evolutionary advantage to have some of your population think in a different way

[smoky portal]

Peak

[opal sigil]

exactly

[drowsy finch]

Commuters >:(

[opal sigil]

wow

[smoky portal]

CCCAAAAATTTTT

[drowsy finch]

I think you suffer from Projecting Bitch Syndrom :(

[opal sigil]

i love cats more then living

[smoky portal]

Hello cat

[smoky portal]

They give life meaning

[restive trench]

i think you suffer from bitch syndrome :(

[pliant delta]

1, Aspergers (I get this is meant as a joke, but it's kinda offensive), 2, outdated term. 3. Yes.

[restive trench]

halo

[smoky portal]

Sorry

But yeah thank you

As a collective hivemind

[opal sigil]

life without embed perms :C

[pliant delta]

I didn't think you were trying to be offensive, just saying it could be taken that way.

[gloomy crest]

dude im so proud of the photos i put in photography

[turbid rain]

i just got warned for something i said like 15 min ago who snitch

[pliant delta]

Oh, that reminds me to post one.

[smoky portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1387062706309300387/cat-ex-machina_1.gif

[gloomy crest]

do itt!!

[opal sigil]

cat :D

[indigo hare]

“I said this stupid thing 15 minutes ago so it should be ok”

[restive trench]

you do realize mods have logs.....

and filters and shit

[opal sigil]

what was it, without going into details

@turbid rain

[indigo hare]

Curiosity set the cat on fire

[hybrid granite]

half sword releases in 13 days or its an announcement, why would hte poll specifically last 13 days when its a simple question...

[smoky portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1383553196236210176/magik.gif

[restive trench]

mod teams having moderation tools in a 130k member discord server? unheard of

[drowsy finch]

So mean and evil, you

[smoky portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1105350313034133575/1132398047696011405/togif.gif

[hybrid granite]

fr??

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1084884502175830089/1288142993731354657/togif.gif

[pliant delta]

Done.

[drowsy finch]

Khorne?

[gloomy crest]

lmao the candle stick

[turbid rain]

politcal figures

[drowsy finch]

I actually just bought some minis today actually

[restive trench]

no... Catrne

[smoky portal]

Corn

[fading ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-ryujinr-grey-cat-gif-13471549557469691566

[turbid rain]

someone was tight about the jokes of he who must not be named

[dusky blaze]

No thats Khaine not Khorne

Easy mistake

[opal sigil]

ah

[turbid rain]

Khorne is from war hammer

[smoky portal]

Verecose?

[pliant delta]

I lost that fight because he got a lucky shot on my neck btw lol.

[smoky portal]

Voldifart?

[opal sigil]

i just asked ''was it ...'' and my message got deleted ;-;

[drowsy finch]

Crrect!!

[dusky blaze]

How many war hammers?

[turbid rain]

well i aint saying it bro im not taking double warns for some jokes

[turbid rain]

um i like the total war warhammer 3 one

[dusky blaze]

So three total war hammers

[turbid rain]

well

no

theres

so many

[smoky portal]

I actually dont know who youre refering to

[restive trench]

idk man i heard there were around 40k warhammers

[turbid rain]

so so so many

[pliant delta]

Warhammers are the best weapons cause someone went a made 40 thousand of them for a game.

[small spoke]

what should I do with my 40k warhammers

[opal sigil]

but u had the metal gloves :C its so fun to beat beggar boss with the gloves

[unkempt zodiac]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533454414912946176/1166353644854186025/image0.png?ex=692844fa&is=6926f37a&hm=8607f0dd4afb3c8f8e14a3c6eece768b34d1c7754651ac29a09a7f04af9af007&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[turbid rain]

like 40k

[drowsy finch]

There’s actually forty thousand

[pliant delta]

I tried lol... like I said, it was a lucky shot.

[dusky blaze]

I think its really funny that the warhammer that warhammer is named after was never in 40k

[smoky portal]

BEST TOTAL WAR GAME IS THE THREE KINGDOMS ON GOOOD

By law

Right now

[dusky blaze]

For some reason the Sigmar expie has a sword instead of a warhammer

[drowsy finch]

Total war sucks dick cuz it costs as much as he minis

[opal sigil]

sounds like excuses....

[small spoke]

40k warhammers imply that there is a 6 7 warhammer

[lofty kindle]

[Presskit](#halfsword-chat-⚔ message)

[pliant delta]

It sounded like "splurk"

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-gif-23126349

[smoky portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1035929992372174909/caption.gif

[true cradle]

#poll message whats the lore

[turbid rain]

bros never played total war warhammer 2

or shogun

[gloomy crest]

LMAOO

[pliant delta]

that's what I wanted to know but I got stuck memeing for half an hour lol

[dusky blaze]

Nah the best Wathammer game is Fire Warrior. Trust

[gloomy crest]

grrr i gotta wait 30 minutes to post more of my photos :(

[opal sigil]

one of the devs had foot fungus

[smoky portal]

I have played the first one but they all cost so much brooooo

[dusky blaze]

You gotta play the khorne tau game

[true cradle]

fr?

[gloomy crest]

is john half sword in this server

[opal sigil]

yeah

[indigo hare]

Rage bait

[turbid rain]

best total war is total war the pope strikes back

[true cradle]

doesnt sound true

[smoky portal]

This is my real opinion

[indigo hare]

Your opinion is wrong

Mine is right

[opal sigil]

foot fungus is that unbelievable?

[turbid rain]

well youre the color of piss so

[indigo hare]

Thats how opinions work

[dusky blaze]

The ecclesiarch cant strike back. Have you seen Decius?

[true cradle]

no, i mean that thats the lore

[smoky portal]

Total war: martin luther bout to rock your world

[dusky blaze]

Dude barely has any arms

[true cradle]

shitty lore if thats the case

[upper roost]

meow

hi

[smoky portal]

Your pinion

[drowsy finch]

What about mine? :D

[indigo hare]

Give me a few minutes to get over this and come up with a clever response

[smoky portal]

I said it

[opal sigil]

i dont come in and complain about your foot mushroom

[turbid rain]

total war malcom X the rebellion

[turbid rain]

no problem please take your time

[cobalt dawn]

So whats the lore behind the mushroom?

[turbid rain]

idk

[drowsy finch]

[opal sigil]

one of the devs had foot fungus

[true cradle]

shit lore, but ur prob lying

[cobalt dawn]

🤣🤣

[true cradle]

🧢

[cobalt dawn]

Cap

[upper roost]

^^

[opal sigil]

lmao these guys think they know everything

[pseudo thicket]

Yall know what that shroom stuff is for ? How much the devs consume or smth

[turbid rain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121127344959135864/1297533392413392967/tenor_10.gif

[true cradle]

ur one of them btw

[upper roost]

hahaha

meow

[opal sigil]

foot fungus

[turbid rain]

yo is there a fucking cat in here?

[pseudo thicket]

I refuse to believe this piece of info

[true cradle]

stop lying bro 😂

[opal sigil]

i AM the all knowing clef, i know everything

[turbid rain]

the dander is destoryin my allergies

[smoky portal]

I ment martin luther not mlkj but you know what a total war game about 1960s america sounds intesting

[turbid rain]

that could be fire

yoooo

a total war game about the koren war

[autumn laurel]

do you know the secret half sword technique?

[true cradle]

"the all knowing clef" bigger ego than hitler 🥀

[turbid rain]

would be so cool

[smoky portal]

I CANT SPELL PRODISTENT

[opal sigil]

which one

[smoky portal]

FOR FUCK SAKE

[smoky portal]

Hell yeah

[turbid rain]

why did you guys choose to be the color of some dehydrated piss?

[autumn laurel]

if i told you it wouldnt be a secret

[dusky blaze]

I guess youre catholic now

[smoky portal]

Kim jong illing it up

[autumn laurel]

as if we had a choice

[turbid rain]

well it would be his father im pretty sure

[turbid rain]

you were born into the piss

[opal sigil]

no its cuz you only know about one and i know a couple i gotta know which one ur talking about

i know everything afterall

[lyric quarry]

what even is the mushroom about

[turbid rain]

so one of the devs loves doing magic mushrooms

[opal sigil]

@autumn laurel got foot fongus once

[smoky portal]

Molded by it

[true cradle]

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
⚠️ THIS SOUL IS A IMPOSTER ⚠️ DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH THIS ENTITY ⚠️
⚠️ ANY ATTEMPTS ON COMMUNICATING WITH THIS SOUL WILL RESULT IN A FALSE RESULT ⚠️
⚠️ STAY AWARE ⚠️

[smoky portal]

On thy birgir king?

[lyric quarry]

they're going to add a reference to this in the main game I just cant prove it

[turbid rain]

come up with something yet

[opal sigil]

this del guy is in denial about the foot fongus

[turbid rain]

if you need ammo i kissed a girl that was a dude one time

[indigo hare]

Youre a loser. A big one. Actually, a really big one

[true cradle]

🧢

[turbid rain]

ay thats pretty good ill take it

[gloomy crest]

I didn't even realize it was poll notif. I thought you really pinged everyone

[smoky portal]

Did you like it... did you know before hand?

[indigo hare]

Thank you 😎

[smoky portal]

Maoi going rouge

[true cradle]

you are the best @opal sigil is a impostor and should be banned though

[drowsy finch]

Newgens….

[turbid rain]

i didnt know before hand but it made me realize somethings about myself that i wont get into cause last time i did i got warned cause theyre minors in the server

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-kitty-politics-gif-7416500467763573961

[gloomy crest]

Nvm

I went too far

[pseudo thicket]

Fym new gens, been here for a while

[opal sigil]

man, the foot fongus is never that serious, perhaps we should take a step back and enjoy a nice deep breath?

[pseudo thicket]

Bout more then a year

[true cradle]

❌

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
⚠️ THIS SOUL IS A IMPOSTER ⚠️ DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH THIS ENTITY ⚠️
⚠️ ANY ATTEMPTS ON COMMUNICATING WITH THIS SOUL WILL RESULT IN A FALSE RESULT ⚠️
⚠️ STAY AWARE ⚠️

[turbid rain]

bro YOU are the new gen what is that join date

[indigo hare]

Not even 200 messages..for shame

[pseudo thicket]

I don't talk much here i js watch in silence 😭

[true cradle]

you are a imposter, imposters deserve nothing better than death. Ill be nice and punish you with a ban.

[smoky portal]

Minors ruin everything ong cant even hear about someones sexual self discovery on a public server without one of em listening like mice in the walls

[turbid rain]

THATS WHAT IM FUCKING SAYING

[drowsy finch]

I’ve been here since august 2024 😭

[turbid rain]

this is a gore game for adults and i have to watch what i say around kids in here its so ass backwards

[true cradle]

newgen

[turbid rain]

mar 2024 newgen

[drowsy finch]

Ye i left </3

[turbid rain]

whats wrong with that

hey @true cradle

[true cradle]

copy and paste 🥀

[indigo hare]

Nobody cares about your political views or sexuality or philosophical thoughts, so yes you have to watch what you say

[turbid rain]

wait

whats happening

[smoky portal]

gif of gorge bush being scared and hiding under a blanket from a ghost of a solder

[opal sigil]

read bro

[true cradle]

newgen 🥀

[smoky portal]

Del taco

[turbid rain]

wasnt the point of the statement numb nuts

[indigo hare]

The point of your statement is to complain how cant say whatever stupid shit comes to your mind

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-kitty-politics-gif-7416500467763573961

[opal sigil]

everything, i dont want MY comfort being INFRINGED by GAY MEN getting MARRIED

[turbid rain]

and someone dead ass did ask me so youre just wrong on the careing part

[lofty kindle]

Every place has rules.

[turbid rain]

the point of my statement is im surronded by kids in a game where you peoples fucking feet off

[pliant comet]

Good Thing men is in thick Letters i almost trought it was gay helicopters

[lofty kindle]

This is not an appropriate topic of conversation for this server move on please.

[indigo hare]

Those kids are more mature than Youre acting about it

[frosty tartan]

shits going down in halfcord

[indigo hare]

You have to watch what you say, no way around it. You don’t have to be here

[opal sigil]

sorry sir 😔

[turbid rain]

says the guy who just assumed what i meant and was wrong both times

[frosty tartan]

[indigo hare]

Yes yes great comeback, watch what you say please thank you

[opal sigil]

gay women r fine

[smoky portal]

I did dead ass but also we witheld the illicet information and thus SHOULD be aloud to complain about such censorship to our liking thank you very much

[turbid rain]

really? no way? i couldnt figure that out but you telling me has really opened my eyes man you are so good at what you do piss boy keep it up

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-sunny-sunny-omori-discord-slowmode-gif-172704139273086376

[turbid rain]

and you are watching people talk about what you are chastising me for so

[indigo hare]

Alright it’s clear Youre gonna keep acting like a child so i guess Youre gonna have to be put into timeout

[opal sigil]

blud got skilled on

[pliant comet]

Dont Put domer in timeout

[smoky portal]

Slowmode more like shitmode

[opal sigil]

i js got warned, my life is over

[pliant comet]

You should Order a tombstone

[smoky portal]

Goop nigh

[mossy thistle]

so whats the mushroom mean

[opal sigil]

i think im gonna make it @indigo hare 's problem

[pliant comet]

Foot fungus

[indigo hare]

You should crash out

[mossy thistle]

burger king foot lettuce

[opal sigil]

THIS GUY GETS IT

[smoky portal]

Hey clef look (hold on)

[thorn helm]

i don't think it's about mushroom

[opal sigil]

Oh i plan to, its just gonna take me time i dont have the steel plates and concrete yet

[plush heart]

Hm.

[lofty kindle]

Community lore about Willie being a mushroom.

[mossy thistle]

curious

[smoky portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1087078619714695170/1277864520202846264/caption.gif?width=309&height=608

[opal sigil]

me when i wake up

[drowsy finch]

Its shocking to me that its niche knolwedge now

[lime knoll]

WHAT

[smoky portal]

Its true i was the goop morin

[mossy thistle]

i only know about the guy that smashed his balls with a rock

[lofty kindle]

The poll speaks loudly.

[smoky portal]

Pretty wonky

[pliant comet]

That looked painful

[mossy thistle]

indeed

[smoky portal]

[lime knoll]

Who spammed to get the slow mode

[lofty kindle]

Cool.

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/our-time-has-passed-no-time-rdr-red-dead-redemption-dutch-vander-linde-gif-18455095

[smoky portal]

Diz

[lime knoll]

Diz Dih HAAAAAAAA

[smoky portal]

😢

[velvet yew]

Seeing 2025 on steam for a release date is starting to look very bleak

[smoky portal]

Slowest roast ever

[pliant comet]

I Hope it releases on my birfdey

[smoky portal]

Its almost christmas trust

[lime knoll]

They like their jokes “well done” in here

[neon pasture]

i old player?

[drowsy finch]

What

[drifting stirrup]

Idk

[pale quail]

The shroomening of half sword

[pliant comet]

Coool

[gloomy crest]

I think it's like a weeboo thing

[neon pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412625995780984933/1415185580177756270/togif.gif

[lime knoll]

SAAAAAAAM, SAVE US FROM THE SLOTH THAT IS SLOW MODE

[drifting stirrup]

If you find out let me know

[pale quail]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[smoky portal]

He isnt an orthadox russian tzaris he nabruski

[thorn helm]

maybe i am

[neon pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/зависимость-котозависимость-cat-cute-kitten-gif-17499119

[gloomy crest]

I literally found out lol, read the msg u replied to

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[neon pasture]

шо вы боровы📢

[smoky portal]

Nabruski spotted

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-silent-hill2-james-sunderland-sad-depressed-gif-27628054

[smoky portal]

Harasho!!!!! 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[pearl coral]

let’s play rock paper scissors for it

[lime knoll]

Ok

[atomic mist]

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[pearl coral]

you go first

[drifting stirrup]

Some creature got crushed in the passenger side of my truck

[lime knoll]

Scissors

[smoky portal]

Samwise dont bully the commonfolk

[pearl coral]

paper

[pliant comet]

WHAT TYPE OF HELLSPAWN IS THAT

[safe badger]

guys is there a known release date for the game?

[pearl coral]

@lime knoll you cheated so i’m banning you

[drifting stirrup]

I THINK IT’S A LIZARD BUT I CAN’T TELL BECAUSE THE CORPSE IS DESSICATED AND I HAD TO PEEL IT OFF

[smoky portal]

Samwise got his shit rocked at rock paper scissors

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-gif-20550641

[thorn helm]

a result of rat and lizard inbreeding

[drowsy finch]

Seeemsss…. Poll litical !!!

[pliant comet]

Half sword Release is the friend we Made along the way

[pearl coral]

the other day some guy at school bought a can of kickstart and i said “wanna play rock paper scissors for it” and then crushed him and took it and walked away

[safe badger]

i guess there isn't one yet😅

[opal sigil]

all risk no reward

[gloomy crest]

Never heard of kickstart

[smoky portal]

So your 1 - 1 and up a can of "kickstart"

[pearl coral]

for that guy yeah lmao

idk why he agreed

[opal sigil]

lol

[smoky portal]

50% winrate aint bad but youre not going pro at this rate

[pearl coral]

it’s like a very low caffeine juice energy drink

[pearl coral]

we actually have a school wide annual RPS competition where you gain beads from the other person for every victory and i do pretty well

[drifting stirrup]

Energy Drinks are the Devil’s work; Put preworkout in your lip like a man

[thorn helm]

and die from caffeine overdose like a man, familiar thing. i have one guy who tried to mix white adrenaline (0 sugar version) with psychotic (maybe another preworkout supply) and felt really bad

[smoky portal]

Samwise is from a harry potter esc young adult novel where your worth is calculated through a rock paper scissors compatition at a hogwarts esc school but split into 3 houses insteed of 4

[undone trout]

сколько примерно будет стоить игра после ее выхода ?

[drifting stirrup]

The human body’s caffeine limit is 1200mg before you begin to OD. This means the limit is 1199mg.

[forest falcon]

this is still fine no embed?

[thorn helm]

20-30$, но в странах постсоветского пространства дешевле, думаю

[undone trout]

хорошо

[smoky portal]

Harasho

[thorn helm]

nah, it's horosho

[twin abyss]

Omg slowmode is enabled?

[forest falcon]

the willie fungus lore poll

[smoky portal]

Da (whatever)

[twin abyss]

30 WHOLE SECONDS I'm scared of what this discord will be when it comes out fully

[scarlet creek]

Off topic but would I get banned if I used this pfp I thought it looked funny

[gloomy crest]

No politics in chat, but IDK about pfp

[forest falcon]

you would

[scarlet creek]

No discussing about politics but if im allowed to use that pfp

[twin abyss]

The presence of someone who's a politician doesn't mean politics

[gloomy crest]

They literally stated against doing exactly this. Depicting politicians

[twin abyss]

Who is they

[forest falcon]

moderators and mcwonder

[smoky portal]

What is that

[drowsy mesa]

peak

[scarlet creek]

But there is only 1 politician and orange dude has been a meme since always (maybe i'd need to censor the flag on the background)

[gloomy crest]

Staff, the rules, and this: #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[twin abyss]

My point is even though the fact that a politician pfp is banned (which we should respect) an image of a politician is not politics

[smoky portal]

I feel overstimulated from all that to omuch bro

[forest falcon]

.

[scarlet creek]

Yeahh that's why I like it, it tickles my autistic brain

[gloomy crest]

I don't think mods like the references

[twin abyss]

What if I'm talking about the hit actor from Home Alone 2

[gloomy crest]

They still don't want the references

[scarlet creek]

😕

[thorn helm]

cover him with black rectangle with "censured" text

[twin abyss]

How local of a politician can it become? Can I bring up my mayor? Vermin Supreme?

[smoky portal]

Thats the feeling you feel from the battery acid menafested through that picture into your brain as it singes your frontal lobe

[gloomy crest]

Just nothing controversial in that matter

[thorn helm]

wait 1-2 min and mods will arrive with "no controversial topics in the chat"

[forest falcon]

It's not just politicians but any controversial figures related in any way to politics

[twin abyss]

Controversial to you or the mods or globally? If it's controversial in my town but no where else is it banned if no one is from my town?

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles-edna-no-politics-gif-25375116

[forest falcon]

that's just an "acsually" level question

[smoky portal]

Mpreg yay or nay

[gloomy crest]

You're overthinking a simple rule

[scarlet creek]

Btw I found it on the good old green 34

[scarlet creek]

If only your town knows the dude I think it counts just as a silly inside joke

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-make-me-tap-the-sign-simpsons-bus-gif-5399805801037462082

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[smoky portal]

This is hurting my soul dont say shit like this it hurts

[twin abyss]

I'm arguing to argue at this point my bad. I need to balance my desire to argue about nothing with being a normal person

[thorn helm]

xd funny chat

[lofty kindle]

I will argue with you about argueing as long as it's a debate and not an arguement.

[frosty tartan]

[smoky portal]

Dont balance it just stop being padantic

[lofty kindle]

Pedantic or obtuse?

[smoky portal]

Cuntus

[gloomy crest]

YOOO

[twin abyss]

"What do you classify as padantics?"

Omw so many

[chilly knoll]

is game reelase this year or not known

[smoky portal]

My fist up my ass looking of the dictionary cus i forgot what the fuck that means

[jolly silo]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[twin abyss]

Read steam page

[chilly knoll]

i will get you

[gloomy crest]

It's always been 2025. No announcement has changed that (yet)

[umbral bough]

slowmode is crazy

[twin abyss]

We should do a counter everytime someone asks when it comes out

[uneven shuttle]

I feel like there isnt a point in asking

[gloomy crest]

I like slowmode

[smoky portal]

Guys itll come out at christmas please belive on goooooood

[forest falcon]

lmao i managed to land a kick to the head after dying .

[chilly knoll]

yea it just says 2025 buddy, but they also havent announced the date and were almost in december, kinda fuckin weird, no?

[fickle otter]

Mushroom refers to the mushroom addiction that Willie suffers from

[uneven shuttle]

I thought it was supposed to be willies willy

[twin abyss]

There's a whole month left "buddy"

[smoky portal]

[chilly knoll]

fuck you, i hate you

[gloomy crest]

What the fuck. It isn't even the final month yet.

Holy impatience.

[sweet quartz]

houndskull bascinet when

[forest falcon]

no it refers to Willie actually being a fungus species that reproduces through spores

[umbral bough]

until the clock rolls to 2026 i genuinely dont see a reason in pulling your hair out over the game's release

either it release or it don't

[jolly silo]

it will prob release in december because in one of the interviews I believe they said the latest they will release halfsword is on the 31 of december [of this year]

[chilly knoll]

were like what 4 fuckin days from the last month 🤨 and youre like "BRRROOOO CALM DOWN THERES SOOOO MUCH TIME LEFT" why are you being this way

[fickle otter]

Which he became through his addiction to mushrooms..?

[uneven shuttle]

Just make the uncensored one your pfp dork

[sweet quartz]

houndskull bascinet

[thorn helm]

thank you, i feel better after that

[gloomy crest]

Why? See: #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[twin abyss]

Dude, take a frickin chill pill.

[chilly knoll]

devs could just ya know... tell us... they know if its going to be delayed or not LOL

[smoky portal]

I thank you but the rest of this image is just as fucked up as evrything else in this picture

[gloomy crest]

Bro is acting like the game hasn't reached its polishing stage yet

[scarlet creek]

Well I guess why not, mods aren't gonna care anyway

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1379442044295970868/video_3.mov?ex=69284904&is=6926f784&hm=0f70e15695d2d7019db6104fe4689ac42a1779ea765fea259abfc517ec9974bd&

[fickle otter]

@serene harness you believe this?

[chilly knoll]

i guess its kind of foolish to expect discord dwellers to have anything negative at all to say about the game of the discord they are in 🤔

[forest falcon]

major lore drop

[uneven shuttle]

Yeah idk why they would lmao as long as you arent really saying anything about ur pfp its whatever, not like u have a swastika or some shit in it.

[smoky portal]

Aight goodnight preeties

[lofty kindle]

There's is allot of grey area in development. We will announce when ready.

[fickle otter]

Goodnight, rest easy my child.

[umbral bough]

30+ days left before we're actually overdue. it is up to the developers to choose to announce a release date, but we're still within the projected release window

[forest falcon]

what was the point of the poll 😭 and why is there a chat cooldown

[thorn helm]

NO, it's bad. there is politician. dwight eisenhower in the middle of the picture. you hurted my feelings.

[uneven shuttle]

yeah you know what just for asking you are NOT allowed to

[lofty kindle]

To determine if people are aware of the community lore in the tag.

Becuase chat is going crazy.

[gloomy crest]

Fixed it for you:

[scarlet creek]

Is that the demon

[fickle otter]

Consume knowledge

[mystic marlin]

Don’t release it until my computer is back up and running I broke my motherboard and now with my new motherboard it won’t boot and I have to get a new copy of windows 11 or some shit I don’t really know but I’m really sad 😔

[lofty kindle]

Windows XP is better.

[umbral bough]

this is a rather abrasive take on the community of a game that still has time yet to be announced and released

[scarlet creek]

Now someone will think it's porn

[mystic marlin]

if the game is delayed until 2026 blame me

[umbral bough]

critiques are common and well-accepted when they're reasonable

[umbral bough]

i run half sword on ms-dos actually

[lofty kindle]

It was that is why it was deleted.

[uneven shuttle]

ayo sus

[spark quartz]

True intellectuals understand the value of consuming knowledge and tasting the words

[lofty kindle]

I am actively coding binary right now scrub.

[gloomy crest]

To eat is to learn

[spark quartz]

unless its poison then you die

[uneven shuttle]

Then I know your mom pretty well lmao

[forest falcon]

is this love?

[spark quartz]

That I'm feelin

[still scaffold]

nerd

[spark quartz]

Is this love

[gloomy crest]

that was relevant when people taste-tested poisonous food to learn if it was poison

[spark quartz]

That I'm looking for

[chilly knoll]

not tryna be a dick but like, dont you guys have some internal sense of if youll be able to like... tell people if its ready?

[lofty kindle]

I don't like it when you flirt with me.

[scarlet creek]

As far as I've seen the closest thing to porn in that picture was the hardcore fucking being done to your brain after watching it

[jolly silo]

Idk ive been watching all the interviews and news, and I have come to the conclusion it will probably release this year and everything so far has been pointing to a 2025 release date, as ive brought up before in an interview they have said the latest it will release is 31 of December of which I think the reason they said this was just to illustrate their dedication to the 2025 release date and it seems development is slated for a 2025 release date, also this im not sure of but im pretty sure they said that their funds or something will last them until EA releases which I think they said it will last them until the end of 2025 so I really am confident in a 2025 release date.

[chilly knoll]

"ahhh who knows, we'll tell you when its ready" is not a very encouraging response ngl

[scarlet creek]

And the menacingly sexy tung tung sahur

[spark quartz]

I see your username blushing mcwonder

[forest falcon]

😳 .

[twin abyss]

They haven't even hinted at a delay. There is only 1 month left it will be any day. Wait for your Christmas presents

[grand bane]

JACKIE NOOOOOOOOO

[scarlet creek]

We found the plot

[chilly knoll]

damn near every indie game ive been following has had a similar trend of "game release this year we swear" and then they delay it almost last second, because it was actually never going to be ready by 2025

[forest falcon]

fat rat bastard

[lofty kindle]

We do, we also have a month before our clearly defined deadline expires. Will we wait until the last minute to announce a delay? No, We also won't announce a delay until we are absolutely certain we cannot make our internal deadline.

[gloomy crest]

Objection, speculation!

[livid trout]

next month will be the finshing touch for hs?

[spark quartz]

Since you reminded me of this song and its now stuck in my head you must listen to it too

https://youtu.be/GOJk0HW_hJw?si=dvP8vSyK2tYadpH7

[umbral bough]

next month will actually be the cancellation of half sword for everyone but the staff team and content creators

[chilly knoll]

why would you wanna wait till the last minute? if you know its not gonna be ready within a week of [DATE] why not just tell people then

[livid trout]

what.

[gloomy crest]

HUZZAH

[grand bane]

Wait with the negativity until something negative actually happens

[spark quartz]

HI DAVE 😄

[lofty kindle]

We will, what I am saying is we are not there yet.

[thorn helm]

what about shadowdropping? or it's not planned?

[chilly knoll]

i mean, thats fair 🤷‍♂️

[twin abyss]

Yeah but I feel you're being kinda rude from the start. Maybe that wasn't the intention but you come in here and insult the devs, and the community

[umbral bough]

shadowdropping at midnight/early morning would be so funny

[gloomy crest]

I want this to happen

[livid trout]

are you joking or nah

[chilly knoll]

im not tryna be rude on purpose, im just frustrated by this damn like... repeating pattern of gaming, i wish people wre just more open about how things are 🤷‍♂️

[storm rapids]

“Halfsword releasing in 5 seconds”

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-53.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/vSfh6tyZAbKPwbnEHt-gGEyf5EVMqQRT7P2e2HfjvvtiQ0-ZdAxP4Zyt7OKbqYtrLeRtne_iE3hSLGcWC1PHZYbx.jpg?quality=95&as=32x28,48x43,72x64,108x96,160x142,240x213,360x320,480x426,540x479,640x568,720x639,955x848&from=bu&cs=955x0

[umbral bough]

there's frustration to be felt all around, and i feel it's at least reasonable to express some of it towards the game's later release

[twin abyss]

That's fair but wait (AT MOST) a month and then show frustration

[grand bane]

YOU LIED TO ME

[chilly knoll]

yyyyyyyeeeeeeea probably a more appropriate response 🧐

[grand bane]

Wait until the stated timeframe has ended at least

[jolly silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331265060089106482/1376307509371080885/togif.gif

[livid trout]

@lofty kindle hs fully made next month right

[gloomy crest]

I think 2025 is a pretty damn good timeframe if there's still a lot more dev ongoing

[twin abyss]

We just talked about this!!

[fickle otter]

I've decided a release date, I'm just unsure as to when I should release it, when I decide to release the release date I'll let you know when it releases

[jolly silo]

not fully bromato

[livid trout]

js making sure

[umbral bough]

but my general take on it is as mcwonder said
devs (and dev-adjacents) know more about their own game and project than any of us scrubs in here, and it's ideal to just hope for the best without overinvesting your hype or pointing fingers regarding what they're doing
either the game releases/gets announced this year or it doesn't

[gloomy crest]

We're not even close to that point

[chilly knoll]

when do we get the teaser for the teaser for the trailer of the release date announcement 🤔

[twin abyss]

We already got our teasers

[livid trout]

still good game 😁

[chilly knoll]

but did we get the teaser FOR the teaser.... that is ultimately for the trailer that will in turn reveal the date of releasings 🧐

[gloomy crest]

Here's your Half Sword teaser:

[livid trout]

[unreal bay]

Be too open give a hand out, and your whole arm gets bitten off.

[uneven shuttle]

They have to stop teasing us like thiss 😩

[chilly knoll]

he has gun, this must be full sword... good try pal

[lofty kindle]

We are in the shitty part of we cannot say anything publicly that is satisfying for you to hear but if we say too much it pigeon holds us.

Q4 ends December 31st, we have never been more specific then a Q4 release.

Vague I know, it's just where we are atm. We will give as much advance notice of delay as possible while also not delaying if we do not have to. In game development things change quickly especially in these very early stages of development.

Please bear with us and understand that we still have not released a true alpha build. There's been allot of work done, still allot of work happening, and much more to come in the future.

[gloomy crest]

GOD BLESS MCWONDERBEAST

[umbral bough]

here's your teaser

[unreal bay]

Patience

[uneven shuttle]

Why did willy put it up his buhhh

[lofty kindle]

I did Soon them a few to many times.

I did bad.

[chilly knoll]

ya know what, i appreciate this response very much 😌 the beast that is my desire for half swords is now sated

[fickle otter]

@lofty kindle should I announce the release date tomorrow?

[gloomy crest]

This deserves to be edited into #faq cuz it's such a common inquiry

[umbral bough]

keep sooning them it's all we can do

[grand bane]

SOON FOR THE SOON GOD!!!
HOPE FOR THE HOPE THRONE

[livid trout]

i feel like theres gonna be a forest map and its gonna be cool

[chilly knoll]

there totally is

[storm rapids]

I just sorta forget about release dates and get surprised when it releases

[umbral bough]

does he know

[jolly silo]

If you look on the official halfsword youtube channel you can see their first [and only] devlog and in that devlog WHICH WAS MADE 2Y AGO you can see A LOT, and if they did all of that 2Y AGO then I think its safe to assume that the team now [That is way bigger than it was before] is making speedy progress and if the game gets delayed that just means the game was so big and so good that they needed more time to refine the dang thing

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-78.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/5L78n4-ntEtNXeym-Z5zR1CWGNubmPkzGLCvc_9Tduaq3sSg892W43NlZHHQMuLv0kVflXyjT7kZ2q-MVF5wZGZK.jpg?quality=95&as=32x25,48x38,72x57,108x85,160x127,240x190,360x285,480x380,540x427,640x507,720x570,1080x855,1280x1013,1440x1140,1718x1360&from=bu&cs=1718x0

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/its-all-still-speculation-hank-voight-chicago-pd-jason-beghe-not-yet-proven-gif-20502177

[spark quartz]

Hi galaxy

[unreal bay]

Soon is no longer working, we need new word

[umbral bough]

#announcements message

[spark quartz]

Eventually

[umbral bough]

soon 2

at some point

[chilly knoll]

game felt a lot different from the old demo to the newer one, so if thats anything to go by the actual release will be good

[unreal bay]

Hi 👋🏻 turked

[gloomy crest]

"Delayed to 2025"

[lofty kindle]

Thank you for you understanding it is very much appreciated.

We understand the hype and are genuinely overwhelmed by the communities response. We love you all and appreciate your support, patience, and reasonable critiques.

[livid trout]

i wonder for more bosses 🧐

[lofty kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334285026023706655/1375720009342648360/caption.gif

[safe flame]

Coming soon:
Coming Soon:
Coming Soon:
SOON 3, The Soonest

[grand bane]

Soon 2: the soonening

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/86484642730885120/1243897974971437131/togif-6.gif

[chilly knoll]

and i love you 🥹 even though im an unstable and somewhat abusive partner

[uneven shuttle]

Wouldn't it be soon 4

[unreal bay]

Actual cm and a random dev that communicate with their community. Imagine that

[lofty kindle]

lol I am not sure it is well said enough for that, but I will consider it and maybe reformat.

[unreal bay]

In 2025

[gloomy crest]

I'm gonna name my future pet "Soon"

[fickle otter]

Why do we care when it releases? For all we know they could be leading us on like my non-existent girlfriend did to me, we simply need to wait and it'll eventually release, just like when I realized I in fact did not have a girlfriend and was simply schizophrenic

[scarlet creek]

Will we get a Willie with a willusy who will welcome us home after each fight with our little mini Willie calling us "Papa".

[safe flame]

The first coming soon is indicating the sooncoming of coming soon: coming soon: soon 3, the soonest

[livid trout]

no name the cat @sharp dagger

[chilly knoll]

the desire for smackin willies in new settings is epic

[gloomy crest]

Holy.... 👀

[lofty kindle]

-# Never

[fickle otter]

Agreed.

[uneven shuttle]

BRO PLEASE

[unreal bay]

Did you really ping him

[scarlet creek]

What now

[forest falcon]

I found a cool tech with the spear

[livid trout]

i had to

[jolly silo]

If you have seen [] then you saw how much they have made and the crossbow video we saw was made around 6-3 months ago [I think], also on a side note I had a dream a while ago about me playing EA halfsword abyss and it being just a bunch of interconnected rooms, I may be addicted to this game

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-ping-penguin-box-penguin-tapping-turn-off-ping-discord-no-pinging-gif-12119687726864131660

[fickle otter]

Willie's making me feel things

[uneven shuttle]

I want a little boy wife willy

[storm rapids]

Kill him for this unforgivable crime

[thorn helm]

guys, it's happening right in front of us, no more halfsword

[gloomy crest]

I think I love Wilma now.

[lofty kindle]

That is his cousin Wilma.

[chilly knoll]

the crossbow reveal was nuts, we got range weapons in half sword before gta 6 😭

[safe flame]

They call it coming soon for a reason
(Dont get offended pls and ty)

[lofty kindle]

Ah damn!

See this is why we cannot have nice things, I make one joke and then reddit screenshots it out of context.

[thorn helm]

Neeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

[uneven shuttle]

ugh it wont let me send cute chuddy gifs

[gloomy crest]

More like AOL screenshots it out of context

[umbral bough]

what happens when you are in a position of power and people treat everything you say as gospel:

[jolly silo]

they also told us regular bows will be in the game, how they will function idk [maybe scroll wheel]

[chilly knoll]

they will serve me better as funny wacking stick

[safe flame]

When will HS EA release?
Soon
When will Soon be?
Soon

[gloomy crest]

I'm more excited about bows than guns. Kinda tired of everything being guns as a 19th c enthusiast

[chilly knoll]

i can barely swing my weapons with any kind of actual intent, so a bow is probably out of the question for me rn

[knotty kiln]

is this drip

[jolly silo]

Also mods for EA bout to go insane like imagine the crossbow gets modded into a glock 17

[safe flame]

No this is roblox

[violet garden]

halfsword needs more insane peopel speculating on the exact release date like the half life community. im pretty disappointed in you all.

[gloomy crest]

Is this drip?

[fickle otter]

She's OUR cousin now. God bless Alabama.

[knotty kiln]

tak

[safe flame]

We need our own number the devs allmost never say and the moment it gets mentioned we all go feral

[lofty kindle]

It does not help that I am a sarcastic troll by nature.

I always have to be very cautious of when and how it's deployed.

With great power comes great memeability.

[jolly silo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flabbergasted-shocked-wink-reaction-gif-25698054

[storm rapids]

I hope they add five billion michaeltransactions

[umbral bough]

why not abandon all reason?
troll them.

ragebait them.

[safe flame]

Take my Michaels

[lofty kindle]

Makes note: Make the merchant's name Micheal.

[jolly silo]

michealtransactions 🥹

[thorn helm]

only 300$ for halfsword release date. dm me. 15% discount for the first order.

[gloomy crest]

@storm rapids IS A CONTRIBUTOR NOW

[lofty kindle]

We kinda tried that with the April fools build.

Turns out people don't like having their emotions played with.

[jolly silo]

@storm rapids is carrying development rn

[spark quartz]

tell that to my ex wife

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[spark quartz]

(I've never been married)

[lofty kindle]

He lies.

I sent like 5 dm's and still have not gotten the date.

[storm rapids]

I expect a small fortune in my bank account by tomorrow

[lofty kindle]

I do every night.

[pearl coral]

thoughts ?

[safe flame]

I will leave a positive review when i see him named "Michael" while everyone else has insanely formal names like "Sir Lancelot III" or "Soon the Soonest"

[chilly salmon]

i want one as a pet

[thorn helm]

i sent 6 dms and i got

[fickle otter]

We will begin to protest for the addition of Wilma to the game.

WE the PEOPLE want the bald woman.