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dumb

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looks like he wants to drink some milk from the fridge at 3am

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got a funny idea

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@gloomy crest so wait, let me get this straight, you're californian?

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the evil ball

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This is the facial expression we all perform at night when we try to piss without hitting the water directly

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# gloomy crest Yes

Forgive my potential ignorance on the subject but isn't it like ludicrously expensive to live there?

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HII EVERYONE 😛 🤏🏼

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Hi

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there

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final one

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Oh god I'm sorry

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But I was a line cook for three years

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Wait no we did talk!

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@gloomy crest Fsp fy fude

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We're both cooks

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Now I remember

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You're the English dude

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lol

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NO

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TOP OF THE MORNIN GOV'NUH

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well

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mixed signals

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I live in England

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I'm Irish

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OHHHHHH

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I have a Northern Irish friend

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He talks to me a bit about Ireland sometimes

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Hi Issodani

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Not much to talk about really lol

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I made guinness beef stew once

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Idk if i did it justice but it was great

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Well its stew

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Its always great

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It was gross

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Oh come on

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Guiness is almost flavourless

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Yea

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I didn't think nuch of it

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It tastes like the temperature it is

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Idk nuch about becerages though

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But I love it when I can taste the earthy yeast

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I forgot the name of that

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Do you know the name

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I want a guinness

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acoustic heron
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It's some common name

craggy trail
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Guiness has a metallic taste even outside of a can

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That's mainly the type of beer I like

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I never remember the type

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Oh… sorry, no

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grainy yeast doesn't really fit a beer profile I know lol

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probably a young ale

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I think i threw it off there lol

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It's basically the yeast

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Idk

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yeast shot at the bottom of the bottle

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well you're probably talking about ale, anything closest in production to the source material will taste the most like it

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though even any beer can do the same but almost all beer we see nowadays is highly produced

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and carbonated

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why drink shit mass produced beer when seltzer exists? y'know

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Btw sorry for misidentifying you Para

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Lmao

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Kinda feel bad now

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because seltzer has an ABV of 0.0 lol

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LOL

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No I forgot too elaKek

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LOL!

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(Laugh out loud)

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alcohol is bad for you Willie_Nerd

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true

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it's poison

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yes

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I've lived in England now for half my life

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I'm a huge fan of alcohol in hand sanitizers and cooking

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it's mostly the acetaldehyde that's toxic

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So useful

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fun fact you cannot build tolerance but can develop dependence

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Try my flambéed corndogs

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And before that?

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not a fun experience

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LOL

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sorry

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eeeeeeeeeeeee

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almost 6 am

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gotta cook soon

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North west

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I really wanna try the potato trucks I keep seeing in England

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The ones they put a bunch of cheese, butter, and beans on

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I don't wanna get too specific online

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Meant republic of ireland or northern ireland

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Born in North, raised in Republic

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Ah okay

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Used to be a sweet deal, I got dual citizenship plus a sweet free travel pass across EU but... Brexit

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I'd love to visit England for the food like tikka masala or Chinese takeout

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I hear a lot of good stuff about it

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I have some random euro coins from visitors

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thats kinda the only thing I can say about the EU

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I'ma be a food reviewer

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"Excoos me i ackshually have 10,000 followers on Half Sword so I'd like to avoid the bill in exchange for giving you exposure"

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The VIP tables are barside on the open kitchen so everybody will see your face

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Yooo

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they will know your review

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🔪

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Can I come in my 1800s uniform like I'm Duke of Wellington

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GREETINGS OLE CHAPS

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I honestly think about 30% of our kitchen staff are british

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oh

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we have 40ish and I forget lol

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Ohhh

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that's big

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I don't think I worked at a place that big

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Nvm

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It's got about 80 tables but most aren't kitchen service

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Counting the upper mgmt it'd probably match that number

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we have an underground prep kitchen which is where most of the work occurs

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Oh wow

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That sounds like a freaking castle

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"Yep the servants cook in the dungeon underneath"

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LMAOOOO

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Its not that impressive lol

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most of them are uni part timers

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well like 35%

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but its great experience

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and great money

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I thought it was weird enough that we had to use an elevator to access the other cooler

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we have 6 dumbwaiters to get everything up lol

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Are y'all hiring

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Guys i think im moving to work for para

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we are but only for a couple roles

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Lemme stage

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we only stage in the summer really

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oh ok

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right now I think we're hiring for a head bartender and a chef de partie

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I'm obviously never gonna be a bartender but it kinda intimidates me how good bartenders can be at their jobs

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Mainly their social aspect

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I can't deal with guests like that

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I need to be at the back far away

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hey all fazbear gamer here

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well it depends on the venue a lot, like, high-end places will sometimes have their bartenders completely off the floor, they just make tickets to be taken to customers

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then stuff like night clubs you just read peoples lips and throw then shit

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I see

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Wdym by tickets here

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I was a nightclub bartender for 3 years, funniest time of my life LOL

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Oh wait

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waiters take orders, bar gets the chits

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they make the orders

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waiter takes them out

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Ye

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I was thinking something completely different

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Different kind of ticket

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Yknow those seafood places or something that have menus that you just cross off to order & modify

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I think those are the coolest things i have ever seen

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Especially when the menu is simple but typographically correct

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WAT!

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I can see why

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I guess we get the same thing, like, I doubt that half the people who claim allergies are actually allergic, they just want a custom meal

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Oh yeah

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God

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The whole allergy stuff is such a drag

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there's no way allergies are this common!

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Always hated working for orders with allergies even though I can do my best

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humanity would have died out 12000 years ago

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cheeseburger

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Dude.

The first kitchen I worked at had peanuts and peanut butter everywhere around the open kitchen, yet people kept ordering with stupid peanut allergies

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apples

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Even the exec chef said we should stop fulfilling those orders but my chef kept allowing it

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gummy bears

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We don't use peanuts in the kitchen so we're clear there but we use sesame a lot and we refuse service for sesame allergy

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And he's hella tight and intimidating

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paper plates

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He was like "MARK. You better not fucking kill someone today."

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And I'm like "how about we stop serving allergic people" in my head

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Oh yeah his name's Mark too LOL

elder pawn
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oh wait shit I didn't even realise the mark was you LOL

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but allergies are fine, you follow guidelines, but obviously sometimes you have a kitchen which just ain't gonna work

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ours is sesame

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Y'all like sesame

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I think the Five Guys chain doesn't serve peanut allergy customers because they have that shit everywhere

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Especiallly with how busy we'd get

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Ridiculous

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and sesame and peanut are like the major "this shit will fucking murder you" allergies

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It's been years but I'm pooped

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Sesame oil is so goated

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Except for those allergic to it

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What's y'alls most popular dish

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And drink

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I'm so vindicated now that I effectively run this kitchen so I decide a lot of things elaKek

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I used to pretend my home kitchen was my small bistro

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So I started replacing and adding restaurant equipment

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I love my hotel pans

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Gad dayum

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I just ate but that name is making me hungry again

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lol

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Braised beef is goated

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we do the cheek in proportions as a starter, the waiter essentially negotiates the price then we serve it to the number at the table as a starter

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I used to mess around with NY strips by braising them with basic mexican seasoning for a lazy dinner on rice

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everything on rice is goated

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This an auction or something

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hi

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"I'm hearing 1 lb. beef for £10,50. AND SOLD!!!"

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No, I do not like green eggs and ham

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we do about 6 variations on portions of the beef cheek, the waiter reads the table and tries to sell it, the waiter sees whos interested and who is not and gives them a good table price for it

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all our starters are table wide things

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That makes so much sense

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That is very clever

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makes the guests feel super involved, included, and they genuinely get a good deal

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we make our money on mains and drinks so

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Did you come up with this or was this standard for awhile

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this was standard and this is above me, this is from owners

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Oh okay

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i run the kitchen and the kitchen admin essentially

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but even in service the head chef outclasses me

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if that makes sense

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Yeah

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but in terms of organisation I outclass him

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Outclassed during service like an involved drill sergeant while you're the captain

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I'm spewing words

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he's a much better chef than me, I'm grateful to just learn

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That's good

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What's your favorite tips you learned later on

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but I've done hospitality management for probably 14 ish years now

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General versatile things or maybe even specific like on food prep or mgmt

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I don't personally have anything on that part other than using waterproof notebooks

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After I ruined my first one

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vendors will fuck you every which way no matter how well you talk to each to each other

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RIP non-backed up notes

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every single month you need to shop for vendors and tell your current vendors you're doing so

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they will call a bluff so you need to be ready to just act on cutting them out

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and people wise, well, treat them all like a new family member

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its never been harder to get good hospitality staff

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you want to treat them well

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Well put

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I might doze off soon

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Try not to dream of service lol

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One last thing, how good are you in half sword

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I used to have bad dreams of service lol

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But I've gotten REALLY good at dreaming Half Sword

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What rank in gauntlet

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well I've done it all

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10

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?

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I'm pretty goofy but I embrace my primitive riot-police style

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remember, the ticket machine can't hurt you. you're free

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Lol

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I kinda miss the excitement of hearing a long chain of tickets

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btrrbtrp brrrp brrrprrbp brbrrprbrobrprbrpr bprbrorbrroro...

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Pure gold

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"LETS DO IT RIGHT"

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half sword

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Looking back at this now, this is actually pretty accurate to how my first job was

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Down to the last bit of frustratiob

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"Fire EVERYTHING we have for the love of God" and "Please can we get this done RIGHT"

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And struggling to find product in the walk-in/dry storage

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He sounds a lot like my chef

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If you ever hear your chef call "fire everything" then you know your life expectancy has just dropped by 5 years

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Holy flashbacks

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I'm sorry for sharing but I had to elaKek

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Lol

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Kindaaa wish the chef got into the role more

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A bit more frustration

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what like doing cocaine?

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LOL

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What was your restaurant cuisine?

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Both had basically everything

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But at first I specialized in Taiwanese-Korean fusion

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ohhhhh dope

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Then I got moved to corporate dining

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hi im new, is there anyway to play this multiplayer yet?

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My favorite chef came up with prreeetty interesting menus

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Local multiplayer coming soon in early access

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is anyone really going for the gauntlet WR other than cloudy flow?

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Online multiplayer is unforeseen at the moment

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thanks for the info

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preem

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metal shovel and hoe

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Uhh

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Metal shovel?

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the shovel with the metal rim

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you know

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I don't know how else to describe it

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I know some people call the wooden paddle a shovel but your description holds discrepancy to my knowledge of the arsenal

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well there are two shovels

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I assume this is a peasant class thing

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one is a wooden paddle, the other is a shovel with a metal bracket on the rim of it

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yeah its all peasant lol

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A shovel with a metal bracket on the rim...

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There's no way I'm not remembering this if it's real

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I dislike later ranks because its just a single slice then ok, next fight

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I hope ur not talking about the adze

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I wish I had a screenshot to show you

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there are two shovels in the game

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Mannn

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@tranquil tapir Do you know anything about this?

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A peasant rank shovel featuring a metal bracketed rim?

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its like the same as the wooden paddle

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I rarely play peasant but I should remember this...

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My memory is also piss terrible so that is another factor

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well not peasant, its rank 0

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It's in beggar mode??

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it wont show up in peasant outfits

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Spoilance

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TF

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well I just thought it was all peasant shit !

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but yeah beggar LOL

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I'm like

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Playing the tape reels of my memories

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I just started a game!

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WTF

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THAT HAS A METAL RIM?

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I never knew that

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well wtf else is it

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It's not even scooper shaped

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I just call it a paddle

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ok calling it a shovel was wrong

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well actually no, fuck you

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thats a shovel

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I never noticed the rim though because I play on low graphics

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I genuinely never noticed the rim

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Damn

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Why is there even a rim

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What tool is this IRL

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It looks like it could be a paddle for baked goods

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Like scooping up bagels

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probably a tool for helping with tough soil I guess

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or beating your kids

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Yea

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well ANYWAY

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goodnight, cali friend 😤

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Gn

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Isn't it like

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3:45 am there

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I just worked 9 days in a row and tomorrow is my day off, leave me alone elaKek

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I forgot how different uk time is from my UTC

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Have a good rest

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and you, gn gn gn

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Hey guys this game is sick

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I should schleep too

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Gn

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What specs are reccomended to run it tho?

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My PC is struggling a bit here

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You didn't set the graphics thing to dx12 have you?

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That was my first mistake

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Not saying it's the cause but just make sure it's dx11

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Yeah it is dx11

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Aight

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I'll stop talkin to let someone chime in cuz I'm unqualified

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My 1050 TI can usually run it on medium with occasional lag, preferably on low

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I have an Rx 570 and am just about the same

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Would love to be able to play it full graphics tho

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Need to update my box of scraps

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this is a gif easter would use

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LMFAO

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

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Easter slander

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Just noticed it

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is your pfp bling bling boy or somethin

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That's me lmao

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cap

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deadass

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you look like a Russian Instagram influencer

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that's me bro

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when ts gonna come out it almost december

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I got the fit and everything

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glowing shoes

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even glowing in proper christmas colors

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Thought went into the fit

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im tire of the demo 😭

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just dont then

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lemme go find it

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Oops

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Wrong emoji

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allways true truekey man

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I'm going to quit my job and engulf myself into a mud cocoon and let the earth return my body to it

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LOL

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@tranquil tapir i went over the 100 grit lightly and multidirectionally with the 1000 and then went over it a few times with elbow grease and liberal application of green miracle brick shavings and now it’s pretty homogenous looking it only catches direct light a little conspicuously but that’s all

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all in all considerably better than it was before and i will lose infinitely less sleep over it

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bro it looks like you're wearing golden Adidas and you've got a Slavic face😭

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im demo and when i get to final boss i cut his head and his helet, am i when actuualy strong

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it does go hard tho

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im hard tho

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peppermint steve

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banana drip goes hard

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is your album on Spotify

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or youtube

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let me take a peak

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It's not out yet, I've been working on it

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truekey rell me whjen relase

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its before the end of the year

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actreally its retro

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I also have a gold chain and grills but they aren't in the pictures

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how many swords are there

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banana you got a sample gang

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Wasn;t wearing them

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of your shit

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Urself

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I can try to find it, idk if I got any on this laptop

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banana highkey having conversation with herhimself

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like all swords ever made

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how many

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damn bro they fucked up discord with this most recent update

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who is owener i question'

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/ Gothic metal

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No

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I don't have any on my laptop srry

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sorry

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mr owerner when is ok?

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(I will not ban banana man)

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Nah it all good hit me with the Ragnarok

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make a wish 11;11

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Last thing I'll send if a meme a friend made of the album cover before I go

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baconegganchese

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baconinmycheese

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what did i come back to

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651914784840876032 scamher

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why should i scam her

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844932357487198268 scaher baconcheeser kill

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Pink roles are weird man

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turkey

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no one is pionk

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thoughts

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it not ping its magneta

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magneta

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I made pilaf

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I was about to say where is Easter at lmao

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mageneta

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If it isnt easty poo

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perm

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who is the owener

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i want some rocketeer and judge dredd comics

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hey easter

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easter

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Easter

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Easter

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Hey easter

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Guess what

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Guess what Easter

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Hey easter guess what

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Ha

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Misinfo got automodded

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Hes timed out right now

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What a loser

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Dayum

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Wait

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He didn’t get automodded

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Turkey mod just timed him out

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Is that the question?

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This reminds me of it

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LED

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Lead lights

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I need to fight back against truck drivers

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cuffing the sleeve over the vambrace is so real

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I don’t use LED because I hate people who use LED

spark quartz
gloomy crest
#

What be the propre name for the shape

gloomy crest
pearl coral
#

i guess just jousting armet

#

there are a few like it that show up in statues

gloomy crest
pearl coral
#

i would show you but they’re on my crapped out external hard drive lol

gloomy crest
#

I was thinking armet but I was scared to assume

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I didn't want to misidentify and thus offend the helmet

pearl coral
tranquil tapir
#

Wasn’t sure how sandpaper would cut through hardened steel which I assume your helm would be

untold wraith
pearl coral
#

b4 and after

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forest falcon
pearl coral
faint dragon
forest falcon
#

2 bowlf of rice pilaf

gloomy crest
#

I always wondered why medieval people didn't just design helmets better

pearl coral
#

What

faint dragon
gloomy crest
#

Good night

faint dragon
#

I hope u have a nightmare about willie

#

anyways gn

gloomy crest
#

I probably will tbh

pearl coral
#

gosh i love broforce

gloomy crest
#

I dreamt about half sword twice lately

tranquil tapir
gloomy crest
#

I was half swording the entire time

pearl coral
pearl coral
gloomy crest
#

I think I lost the fights in my recent drram

tranquil tapir
#

There’s no way that’s safe

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Unhardened mild steel is pretty weak I thought

pearl coral
#

it’s supposed to buckle instead of just let force pass through

faint dragon
pearl coral
#

unhardened

tranquil tapir
#

what?

#

Maybe I’m just uneducated but I woulda thought softer metal means more force directed into the helmet where a rigid shell would glance or deflect more force

pearl coral
#

18 gauge for limbs and like 16 for the body and 14 for the helmet usually

pearl coral
#

a softer shell when overloaded with force will crumple

tranquil tapir
#

Where’s yer gamebeson coif

pearl coral
#

mine goes over my fencing mask for affordability reasons but usually with a barbute and similar helmets you wouldn’t have a standalone coif

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just a suspension liner

tranquil tapir
#

Ig it makes more sense when I take into account you guys aren’t REALLY trying to kill each other

pearl coral
#

instead of padding they had suspension systems that just prevent it from touching your head

pearl coral
#

harnischfechten is about stabbing gaps

tranquil tapir
#

Yall using swords n blades n stuff not hammers and spikes so makes sense

faint dragon
#

just use a gun

tranquil tapir
#

Pulling up to the Hema championship with a handgonne

faint dragon
pearl coral
#

gaps !

pearl coral
tranquil tapir
#

Are they like dummy ones or what

#

No way THAT isn’t dangerous

pearl coral
#

they’re super duper hard rubber

#

they hurt like a bitch and you have to be careful with them but we fight with them

faint dragon
#

or handgonne

tranquil tapir
faint dragon
pearl coral
pearl coral
faint dragon
#

smart

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jus bring in a rifle

pearl coral
#

zinger bro

faint dragon
tranquil tapir
# pearl coral

Big clearly plastic axe heads, and the one conspicuously realistic hammer head

pearl coral
pearl coral
#

SamOfSaturn dealeth not in pussy shit

tranquil tapir
#

The concussorizor

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The forgetmestick, if you will

pearl coral
#

i mainly use it as a spear with a hook as a second intention, the hammer will probably just kill people and i don’t want to take a chance with it outside of harness on harness fighting

spark quartz
pearl coral
#

Yes

spark quartz
#

I knew it

pearl coral
#

That’s why they didn’t use 7.62x39 caliber rifles at the time of medieval armor

#

@spark quartz do you fw a perfect circle

tranquil tapir
spark quartz
pearl coral
#

yeah i pretty much just stab with it and if the stab misses then i try and hook around the shoulder or do a little tap from the apex of the stab so that it doesn’t have mask penetrating momentum behind it

spark quartz
#

They dont sound bad at all I fw it

#

Reminds me of a band I like

#

SAMUEL OF SATURN

umbral bough
#

even with the rubber end the leverage and shape of the weapon was enough to rattle tha fuck out of my bones through the gear

pearl coral
#

here’s me trying to bolt and catch up with the enemy on the objective (fail)

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funny tho

tranquil tapir
#

Nah you gotta hold the sword upside down by the blade like how warden runs in for honor

#

Makes you go faster

elder pawn
spark quartz
gloomy crest
faint dragon
faint dragon
#

Wait

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Why u still awake

gloomy crest
#

Someone woke me up

elder pawn
#

Burrito

faint dragon
elder pawn
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
faint dragon
#

ts aint tuff

tranquil tapir
#

Ts tuff

gloomy crest
#

That's a whole chunk of something

tranquil tapir
#

Tuff as a bowl of nails for breakfast

#

Without milk

faint dragon
#

More tuff if he used his ass to catch it

gloomy crest
tepid field
gloomy crest
tranquil tapir
#

Cessy jausey!

pearl coral
faint dragon
pearl coral
#

half swording like he does too

#

it’s just impractical to then attack from

tranquil tapir
pearl coral
#

it’s more likely that spinning the sword around into a proper grip would take long enough for them to stab you between the arms into the chest

#

gosh i wish i could put my sword throwing practice into play sometimes ..

tranquil tapir
#

Easily the most intimidating way to run w a sword

pearl coral
#

i’m not used to attacking from half swording so i will for now stick with the idiot ogre bandylegged sprint

#

it’s fun to run in

#

makes everything blur together and feel more real

tranquil tapir
pearl coral
#

yeah my sword is NOT built for one handing

tranquil tapir
#

Just don’t miss and it’ll be ok

pearl coral
#

what is the italian equivalent of ox

#

is that the bottom right one

tranquil tapir
#

Ox 🤌

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iirc It’s the one beside your head, pointed straight out horizontal

pearl coral
#

so it would be finestra in italian

tranquil tapir
#

Some variation of this

image0.jpg
#

You can kinda see in the body position how it’d be a transition in or out of halfswording, already horizontal and around head level

pearl coral
#

yeah the armizare short thrust uses a transition like that

tranquil tapir
#

I wish I had a proper longsword, just a lowly bastard sword

#

Hand and a half but just too small for two hands, but PERFECT size for halfswording so I learned some of that

tepid field
pearl coral
#

i like the large grip for grappling purposes but the blade gets in the way

tranquil tapir
#

I can’t lie I love the feeling of longer handles for 2h swords, one of the main reasons I got a katana a while back

#

The bastard sword is kinda a weird one, it’s super old, has a PROPERLY rolled tip and blunt edges like a sparring blade, but some minor aspects like a display sword, mostly the hollow steel grip

tepid field
frosty stratus
#

WHEN EA

dreamy mangoBOT
#

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

frosty stratus
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paper magnet
#

can anyone help me w smth

#

my game keeps on crashing

#

when im in the final challenge

tranquil tapir
paper magnet
#

ok

#

thanks

forest falcon
#

I have removed the stupid ass metal rod from my table

#

my legs are at peace

sick folio
tranquil tapir
#

just learned getting drunk will be possible in EA 🙏

supple field
#

it's all over

faint dragon
tepid field
lilac remnant
#

guys where is ea

#

i just got released from my cryogenic sleep

craggy trail
#

Eating disorder? Uh, yeah. Go ahead, that’s why we made it

#

ICU? Duh, your eyes are open

tepid field
#

Gossip. Im not thirsty

#

milkshake? Not by itself

supple pewter
#

These are too funny when just waking up

craggy trail
#

Lion? On what? I’m exhausted

#

Freedom? Okay, he’d do the same for us

#

Pasta sauce? Go get it yourself

#

Picnic? No, I don’t like him

#

Roman? I’m trying but the current’s too strong

#

Copywriter? No, that’s plagiarism

#

Paintball? No I like it’s colour

#

Nickel free? They’re five cents

supple pewter
#

Top notch

tepid field
#

Carpool? No, it’ll rust.

craggy trail
#

I have 45 more where that came from

supple pewter
#

Bring it on

tepid field
#

Welfare? No, I think it’s unfair

#

Foresee? No, I only saw three

craggy trail
#

You want money? Sorry, I need both of these

#

Tenant? Kill them or they’ll bring the whole colony

#

Your days are numbered? Duh, it’s called a calendar idiot

tepid field
#

Seamless? No, I can see plenty

craggy trail
#

Mango? Go where?

#

Hungover? Over what?

tepid field
#

Mayday? No, call me in June

supple pewter
#

Im about to piss myself, and its your fault

craggy trail
#

Freemason? Okay, we’ll break him out of jail

#

Toucan? Why not three?

#

Calculator? Just call me now

#

Binary? Bye!

#

Still water? Duh, what else would it be?

#

Stonemason? Why? What did he do?

#

Teacher? Teach her what?

#

Trashtalk? Not in my experience

#

Hate crime? Yeah, you should

tepid field
#

Fire ant. But she just started working here.

#

Cellar. No im buying today

#

Skate board? No im happy while im doing it.

spiral thicket
#

what the hell

supple pewter
#

Air vent? I don’t know where the air went?

#

Did I do it right?

#

Train? Why would tea rain?

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primal thorn
idle crest
#

My mum just showed me a tune she started playing in our family store when she works in there and I immediately recognised it as "everywhere at the end of time"...

So for like half an hour me and my brother were trying to talk her out of playing that in our toy store lmfao.

#

That album is was NOT what she thought it was. 😂

lavish blade
hybrid granite
#

@tepid field do you voice act the dude who begins talking after you win a match?

hybrid granite
lavish blade
#

somebody tried scamming me😂

faint dragon
lavish blade
faint dragon
#

give him a png of willie

lavish blade
#

next time somebody tries to scare me i'll probably cast a spell in ancient sumerian on them

#

or js say some shit like "an act of foolishness is a folly"

faint dragon
hybrid granite
# lavish blade somebody off server

if he asks you for a selfie boot up death stranding and send him a photo of sam, theres a dudew ho bypassed age verification using death strandings photo system

#

when it was ongoing in the uk

lavish blade
#

should i learn sumerian or old norse

#

sumerian is more "cursed" but much harder to learn and much harder to find dictionaries

#

old norse is less "cursed"

tepid field
hybrid granite
spring marlin
#

guys! they just realeased half sword on console!!!1!!1!!1!11!!!11

faint dragon
hybrid granite
#

get it half

wanton portal
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warped plinth
#

Tommorow half sword release

slow cliff
#

Stop ragebaiting

lavish blade
#

this dude's sword ripped off both of my legs in one go

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forest falcon
#

hello chrome

supple pewter
lavish blade
faint dragon
#

100 militians vs 1 baron

pearl coral
faint dragon
#

to try to stop his evil wrath

#

and steal his gear of course

craggy trail
#

Lets see if I lose power!!!

#

woohoo

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gloomy crest
supple pewter
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
#

Man, I didn't realize I was talking to you Electron Eater

#

Your nickname changed again lol

#

It's not ez to confirm your identity when avatars are hidden

faint dragon
#

yo peeps should I buy Chivalry 2 or Exanima for christmas?

unreal bay
#

Half Sword

faint dragon
#

thank you highgalaxy

unreal bay
#

Welcome risrog

wanton portal
gloomy crest
#

Combuste

barren osprey
#

lmfao bruh this game is definitely coming out december 24th

gloomy crest
#

Buck it like I tuck itttt

#

Buck it like I tuck it

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gloomy crest
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lime knoll
gloomy crest
craggy trail
gloomy crest
craggy trail
gloomy crest
#

Half Sword today I think

lunar stream
waxen heart
#

You want to know guys something you dont know i own a roblox book

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indigo hare
waxen heart
indigo hare
#

Don’t ask me how

waxen heart
#

Suspicious...

gloomy crest
waxen heart
gloomy crest
#

What

#

It's just a list of games?

#

Like some classical concert setlist?

waxen heart
#

So basically what the inside of the book looks like

gloomy crest
#

Okay

#

Uhh make sure you leave the sharing there before you start reproducing the book

waxen heart
#

The what ?

#

The sharing ?

gloomy crest
#

Yea

#

Just to be safe

waxen heart
#

???

#

What is it ?

gloomy crest
#

House is bussin

gloomy crest
# waxen heart What is it ?

It's illegal to extensively share screenshots of inside the book here because you don't have permission from the copyright holder

#

It's not the same as sharing the book with a friend IRL

waxen heart
#

So what should i do then ?

gloomy crest
#

If you want to be safe, you could delete this

waxen heart
#

Gulp

gloomy crest
#

The legal risk is less because of how little you reproduced but it's not zero

waxen heart
#

Kay gonna delete

#

Done

gloomy crest
#

Yea we can continue discussing about it tho

#

So it's just a book about popular Roblox games?

#

Like a sort of "travel guide" for new players?

waxen heart
#

Yeah

#

Perhaps

#

So like of they have the book and if their pc is on for example they can search for that game and play it

forest falcon
#

ai generated book

gloomy crest
#

LMAO

forest falcon
#

like those fucking websites that reuse old information and put the current year in the date

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
#

Because most experiences on that platform suck

#

There's only like maybe 10 good popularly appealing games there, and only 2 I find worth playing for more than 5 minutes

gloomy crest
#

Roblox.jpg (interview with NYT)

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wheat brook
knotty kiln
wheat brook
#

Vaporize whoever animated ts

wintry ingot
mystic marlin
knotty kiln
#

when will that little red number next to the server icon be a actual ping

gloomy crest
compact spindle
#

guys what does center crosshair do?

wintry ingot
gloomy crest
compact spindle
wheat brook
#

😂😂😂

gloomy crest
#

you need to earn it

wheat brook
#

You just got here

knotty kiln
gloomy crest
#

Converse

#

Engage in discourse

knotty kiln
#

Level two

wheat brook
# knotty kiln

When you get it don’t post stuff like this so I can get my 8 hours of sleep without having to worry about a clown killing me

knotty kiln
knotty kiln
wheat brook
#

Ronnie is shi fym

knotty kiln
#

About a day of consistently chatting

wheat brook
#

Bro what are you gonna post

#

You came here to post porn didn’t you

knotty kiln
#

Some mods just give you it

wheat brook
#

If they like you a lot like me they’ll give it to you instantly

knotty kiln
wintry ingot
compact spindle