general-catfish-🐱🐟

[wind geode]

I will never stop addressing that

it's on the index

[tawny bear]

wdym by that

[twilit jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/mei-mei-meimei-cat-hiss-lock-in-gif-17688478194235498727

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/livasmol-loading-cat-smol-gif-6810651202878211592

[tawny bear]

elaborate

im lost here

[wind geode]

they're harder to obtain because they were indexed for endangering minors

and I ain't gonna do all that just to play it

[tawny bear]

but you can download it?

[wind geode]

It doesn't show up on steam

same as postal 2

and dying light 1

[forest falcon]

you could just look it up online

[tawny bear]

then why its showing up for me

[wind geode]

indexed in germany*

[spark quartz]

EMBED FAIL

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-black-guys-two-black-guys-apple-apple-laptop-gif-3090298217787114336

that sucks

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-gif-21543233

[tawny bear]

wuuut

but there is easy fix

[tawny bear]

make another steam account in other country , tadaa

https://tenor.com/view/cat-discord-nerd-gif-2472859695077396998

[wind geode]

steam uses ip to find out your region

[tawny bear]

nah

[versed edge]

when they making halfsword multiplayer

[sharp hull]

Omg you??

[tawny bear]

i have multiple accounts , some showup there and some doesnt

[spark quartz]

MONKEY CAT LUNA

[tawny bear]

so im pretty sure if you make one right now in other country you can download it easily

[versed edge]

what does it take for a girl to be able to play half sword with friends

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/340460/Spartans_Vs_Zombies_Defense/

Steam

Spartans Vs Zombies Defense

In this tug-of-war, casual defense game， you play Leonidas who is the hero-king of Sparta, against hordes of attacking zombies in Thermopylae. Recruit allies and build defenses to stop them!

● Leonidas actually learned magic, very useful, very powerful, very funny.
● A wide variety of allies to summon including swordsmen, Royal Guards,…

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no way i found the old game i used to play when i was a kid

😭

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-tweaking-lag-funny-ishowspeed-tweaking-gif-4669442869668719763

[tawny bear]

make another account

its so easy

[wind geode]

Bro I will never make an alt account anywhere

[tawny bear]

why

[tawny bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=230dgmPZcB8

here is the trailer

[wind geode]

well what the fuck was this banned for

[tawny bear]

LMAO

now that you mentioned it im dyin

[twilit jackal]

D:

[tawny bear]

time to pack and go to another place buddy

[untold wraith]

I TOLD U MANN THE DEVIL

[wind geode]

@tawny bear see, this is what it looks like for me

[tawny bear]

again . make another steam account in uk or usa doesnt matter

and you will see postal

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-flips-off-camera-gif-10373591999566497745

[tawny bear]

why are you even angry about it lol its so easy to make another account its not like you will offer your soul like kratos did to ares

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-standing-aura-lightning-god-of-war-gif-11577634319137475718

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/i-told-you-man-the-devil-i-told-you-man-the-devil-man-dj-spit-dj-spitz-dj-spit-smiling-friends-gif-1805526567307525734

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/378480/Badland_Bandits/

Steam

Badland Bandits

It’s the first time developers have taken a risk to combine magical fantasy style and pragmatic steampunk. Players try the role of merciless warriors who destroy enemies using armored wheeled monsters. Each machine is a result of ingenious military engineering. In addition to tens of weapon and armor types all the machines are equipped with ex…

▶ Play video

i think i found the original crossout

[untold wraith]

Why have armor when i exist (momma said to drink my milk)

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/219830/King_Arthurs_Gold/

Steam

King Arthur's Gold

.

A few things you can do in King Arthur's Gold...The Ultimate Medieval Build n`Kill Multiplayer Game with Destructible Environments

• DESTROY the enemy castles with physics and explosives
  • BUILD Defenses With Freeform Building
    …

Recommendations

2653

Metacritic

81

▶ Play video

free terraria?

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-shcoked-gif-27654754

[gloomy crest]

YOOoo

[twilit jackal]

🙏

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/356670/Spookys_Jump_Scare_Mansion/

Steam

Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion

Can you survive 1000 rooms of cute terror? Or will you break once the cuteness starts to fade off and you're running for your life from the unspeakable hideous beings that shake and writhe in bowels of this house? They wait for you, they wait and hunger for meeting you. They long to finally meet you and show you how flexible your skin can be after…

Recommendations

149

▶ Play video

markiplier played that

[untold wraith]

Jaundiceplier?

Yellow everybody

[tawny bear]

😭

[fast nymph]

Is it just me or does medieval armor look gay?

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/420930/CHKN/

Steam

CHKN

CHKN IS INCOMPLETE AND NO LONGER IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT.The game is playable in its current state on a good computer but with some bugs and technical issues that prevented us from continuing development. We've made the game free and hope people will still enjoy what we were able to build together. Thank you so much for all your support. 🧡

-…

Recommendations

1110

▶ Play video

[indigo hare]

Yes

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/447270/IKEA_VR_Experience/

Steam

IKEA VR Experience

This is an experience where we expect you to spend about 5 minutes.
It is a pilot/test that we will support/update until December 2016 (new end date).

Put on your VR headset and prepare to explore our kitchen in full 3D.
Enjoy walking around and interacting with some parts of it just like you were there.…

[indigo hare]

It is just you

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ughhh-gif-5591069990283055975

[untold wraith]

Why would you say that to the person who's probably the most involved in that world in this server

Or even say it at all

[untold wraith]

Wyd if someone gave you a bucket

Nothing in it

Just a bucket

Serious answer

WRONG

idiot

[tawny bear]

fill it with water incase i fall off high place

[fresh drum]

30 year old geek and his gaped girlfriend

[untold wraith]

Wrong server bud

[fresh drum]

lmfao

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOOOL

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/438680/One_Troll_Army/

Steam

One Troll Army

Crush hundreds of minions as the powerful giant troll!
Tiny Goblins call on you to protect their fort, in exchange for armor, money and new moves to smash and loot minions!
Goblins build towers, barracks and catapults over each wave to help you fight back bigger minions and bosses!Play Against The Twitch Chat! Enable Twitch integration to allo…

▶ Play video

[untold wraith]

Peggle

Bring out the peggle

[tawny bear]

deep diving into steam freemium games

https://store.steampowered.com/app/417890/Apotheon_Arena/

Steam

Apotheon Arena

Apotheon Arena is the free online-multiplayer complement to the mythic Greek action RPG, Apotheon. Pit your skills with spear and shield against other players in brutal bronze-age combat. Battle across the statuesque arenas of Olympus, depicted with beautiful black-figure pottery artwork.

-Totally free! No microtransactions or ads! If you…

▶ Play video

[untold wraith]

When I'm blackout at a party and i hear the majestic opening music to peggle

My beloved ❤️

[indigo hare]

I’d cut it in half down the center so I had two half buckets because 2 is greater than 1

[tawny bear]

would you do that with..you know

[indigo hare]

I don’t know what you’re referring to but I wanna say this is a dick joke

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-right-gif-21942187

[pearl coral]

it does !

but it has aura

[wintry ingot]

mf interrupted my mace twirling

[pearl coral]

@indigo hare unc do you fw the rocketeer

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/514390/PooShooter_Toilet_Invaders/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_282

Steam

PooShooter: Toilet Invaders

Pooshooter: Toilet Invaders is a 2D action comedy game packed with explosions and fun gameplay. Reminiscent of arcade classics like Space Invaders, PooShooter lets you take control of a Bum fighting against vengeful Toilets.

PooShooter: Toilet Invaders offers tons of levels which increase in difficulty, where you can blast more and more Toile…

▶ Play video

[forest falcon]

mf twirling it like he's a British policeman from the 80s

[wintry ingot]

i love playing with my mace

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/546390/Brief_Karate_Foolish/

Steam

Brief Karate Foolish

Here comes a new epic of live action fighting game!!
With 60fps smooth action, sexy and deadly guys fly into air and bounces their flab!…

▶ Play video

this

i want to play this so badly but it runs like trash

[forest falcon]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4040760/Mouse_Fart/

Steam

Mouse Fart

Mouse Fart is a RPG style game in which you will navigate a randomized maze in search of food items to collect.  You will always have a dog as your trusty Companion. It's populated by different Food Monsters you will have to fight in combat.

Choose between different attacks in turn-based combat. Master quick-time events to deal higher dam…

▶ Play video

MOUSEFART

[spark quartz]

tf

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[atomic mist]

Need Help? <a:petwillie:1192507921242796143>

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180 Half-Cord honor code - Don't be a scoundrel!
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2105250/M_doll/

Steam

M doll

…

▶ Play video

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1758950/Banzai_Escape_2_Subterranean/

Steam

Banzai Escape 2: Subterranean

Banzai Escape 2 Subterranean is a sequel game based on the events of Banzai Escape 2 where the Draugr labs have been captured by SPECTRE. All of the sisters (Inchester, Imingter and Iekler) take in refugees to a location deep underground. In order to survive, they must defeat the Lanun occupying the underground dungeon networks along with other…

▶ Play video

[untold wraith]

Wow

What a game

[scarlet creek]

this game is forcing me to do terrible things

[tranquil tapir]

cant blame ya, its a dracula flow quote

if you dont know dracula flow your missing out

[gloomy crest]

OHHHH

[elder pawn]

IM SMOKING FILTERED CRACK!!!

[tranquil tapir]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BLIND, I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG

I THREW DIAMONDS AT THE STRIP CLUBS UNDER THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA, I PUSHED A CAMEL THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE. THIS SHIT AINT NOTHIN TO ME MAN

god i love dracula flow its so fucking good

[autumn laurel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzDztyS09CU

[spark quartz]

I only know REACH FOR MY NECK YOU'LL GET TURNED INTO AN EXAMPLE because its in the into of a song I fw lol

[spark quartz]

Militus allow me to help you

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[tranquil tapir]

you dont get it, the coolest guy in human history said it

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY DOESN’T KNOW DRACULA FLOW!!!

POINT AND LAUGH

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/parents-cool-dad-hip-dad-im-hip-dr-evil-gif-7376190

[spark quartz]

Militus is 34 btw 💔

[tranquil tapir]

thats no excuse not to know dracula flow hes like 80

[tight breach]

Reminder all November is Men's mental health month

Take care of yourselves

[spark quartz]

way ahead of you

[tight breach]

Good. Drink water eat good food and tidy your space.

Monday is my space tidying day and my day off

I'll be bothering you all all day and hopefully have enough motivation to make some harpsichord music for you all to beat willies to death

[spark quartz]

@indigo hare loves to be bothered with random pings

[autumn laurel]

@indigo hare is this true?

[tranquil tapir]

im gonna eat enough chicken to feed at least 4 families of 5 in the span of today. my mental health will enver be more prosperous

[gloomy crest]

guys where do i report bugs

becus herobrine spawned in my half sword game...

[tranquil tapir]

probably an exterminator ngl, thats who my parents called about the roaches

[tight breach]

Absolutely splendid idea

[gloomy crest]

and what'd they do

[tranquil tapir]

got rid of the bugs

duh

[tight breach]

@indigo hare you have a nice day you hear. I care about your wellbeing

[raven patrol]

penis.

[tranquil tapir]

classic

[spark quartz]

great first introduction

[tranquil tapir]

very formal too, not dick or anything. very scientific and professional about it

[supple flare]

This will be GOOOONa bee the SiX of the Seven

[tranquil tapir]

get the president on the phone now, i fronted him a brick, i need my money!

[raven patrol]

balls.

[tranquil tapir]

woah now thats a bit political

[lavish blade]

gm

DOWNLOAD DOWN LOAD DOWNLAOD https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140

[gloomy crest]

how'd they do it though

[indigo hare]

Wiener would’ve been funnier

[gloomy crest]

Not nerdy enough

[indigo hare]

Thanks bud you too

[untold wraith]

Ass

[spark quartz]

banned

[tight breach]

They were pinging you so I did to

[indigo hare]

Ass is vulgar watch your language

[untold wraith]

Thank you

[tight breach]

Fornication

[indigo hare]

Yes except for when theyre from turkey mod then I want to uninstall discord

[spark quartz]

Bro is free

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-spilling-milk-milk-spilling-gif-25553835

[tight breach]

It's okay @spark quartz I like your pings

I like when people say hi

[untold wraith]

Fucking greed

[little talon]

gluttony

[spark quartz]

I don't think I've pinged you once but thanks 😭

[pearl coral]

unc is afraid of responding to my questions

[spark quartz]

You literally eat lily pads bruh

[indigo hare]

I saw it

[untold wraith]

Why is willie willying it

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-gif-5686777716953555005

[pearl coral]

27 times

[tight breach]

Hi sam!

[pearl coral]

hi

[little talon]

idk who gave me this name or what it means

[indigo hare]

Thats definitely turkey mods work

Hes a serial name abuser

[little talon]

he's forcing me to eat lily pads

[raven patrol]

vag.

[pearl coral]

*beats the brakes off you with my massive fists

[spark quartz]

ok bro it was funny the first three times

[indigo hare]

If you’re gonna be a child at least spell it out all the way

[tight breach]

Can galaxy king me

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-gif-15323150284858550332

[pearl coral]

you just don’t get it do you…

[tight breach]

Would be neat to be officially crowned

[indigo hare]

Im starting to think this is just your normal voice and any other voice clips is you pretending to sound normal

[spark quartz]

insane theory

[untold wraith]

Irish

[tight breach]

The screens are bothering me

I have to do things now

The screens were naughty

Tata for now all

[raven patrol]

🥀

[indigo hare]

Theory..scientific..college offers political science…youre speaking about politics, please don’t do that

[untold wraith]

Erase Europe

[tranquil tapir]

hows the bird supposed to bird if it cant see

[spark quartz]

Irish from Battlefield 4?????

[indigo hare]

Sonar

[untold wraith]

The skin that EVERYONE has

Also my god

Bf4

[tranquil tapir]

WHAT

[indigo hare]

SONAR

[untold wraith]

Bf1 was my game though

[tranquil tapir]

that avian aint got no dang echolocation

[untold wraith]

Moai you're getting cooked

[indigo hare]

Half nerd half parrot

Well done

[untold wraith]

You a whole rock

[indigo hare]

As opposed to

Half a rock?

[untold wraith]

What rhymes with Orange

[indigo hare]

To be clear I meant your voice sounded like a parrot not that you were parroting me by copying my incredibly well thought out and articulated words

[indigo hare]

Door hinge

[tranquil tapir]

porridge

[indigo hare]

This one bounces between accents. You should be a voice actor for halfsword games

[tranquil tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/blob-blobersdoblers-gif-1238248174753885648

[indigo hare]

Now do one of my dad

[indigo hare]

This is pretty much exactly what I was expecting

[spark quartz]

I'm glad to have met your expectations

[tranquil tapir]

sound like omniman talking through a wii microphone

[indigo hare]

Unlike me to my father

[indigo hare]

Apples are still healthy if covered in caramel, nuts and chocolate right?

[supple flare]

Kann mir mal irgendwer erklären was hier gerade abgeht ? 😂

[tranquil tapir]

cant believe ts auto sends voice clips that wasnt even a good burp

[gloomy crest]

No

[indigo hare]

Dont gaslight me please

[spark quartz]

I mean the apple is healthy but not the stuff on it lol

[indigo hare]

Stop gaslighting me please

[mystic marlin]

yes

[spark quartz]

English only in the main chats plz

[tranquil tapir]

no hold on

id argue nuts are healthy

your mom seems to think so

[indigo hare]

Thank you for the objective truth

[tranquil tapir]

BEAT YA TO IT FACKWIT

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-friends-ross-geller-david-schwimmer-gif-16832429

[gloomy crest]

Each of the foods y'all listed are good in some way, but none of them match the NUTRIENTS found in hard tack

[spark quartz]

ok sorry if you eat 5 caramel apples you will be healthy

[indigo hare]

Isn’t hardtack just a piece of plywood

[gloomy crest]

Don't gaslight him please

[spark quartz]

listen here cork

[gloomy crest]

No it's nutrients

[supple flare]

nah thought that explaining my own confusion would work better if i explain it in foreign 😂

[indigo hare]

I can do this! Thank you dude!

[mystic marlin]

hibernating until half sword release

[tranquil tapir]

yes king 🤑

[indigo hare]

Everyone shut up a moderator is typing

[gloomy crest]

I'm the mod typing

[tranquil tapir]

IM the mod typing

[spark quartz]

yeah bro if your chest and left arm starts hurting and one side of your face droops that means the health is working

[indigo hare]

We’re all patiently waiting on you turkey mod

[tranquil tapir]

waited for dick n balls lowkey

[gloomy crest]

Fun fact: That actually means you're losing health points

[tranquil tapir]

stroke symptoms funny

[indigo hare]

My left arm hurts once a week so I must be doing something right

[faint dragon]

hell yeah

[spark quartz]

feel that

[tranquil tapir]

MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPAPPY DIED OF A STROKE THATS SO INSENSITIVE

[gloomy crest]

Probably from all that rock usage

[spark quartz]

at least twice a month I think my time has come

[indigo hare]

Good

[spark quartz]

I have that thing where you get a random pain in your chest and I think I'm gonna die each time

[spark quartz]

bro what 😭

[gloomy crest]

My great great great great great great great great grandpappy died of one too. Are we relations?

[tranquil tapir]

the worst is when it only happens when you inhale so you gotta just not breathe for a minute

[spark quartz]

for real

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[indigo hare]

I said good

[spark quartz]

I get that if I do cardio too

[gloomy crest]

THAT GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD @indigo hare

[tranquil tapir]

who does cardio

[gloomy crest]

WHO KNEW A MEANIE COULD BE SO FUNNIE

[tranquil tapir]

just lift shit

[gloomy crest]

That's like

You're a feanie

Feanie = Meanie and funny

[indigo hare]

Not your GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPAPPY

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/fright-gif-6066399972953302441

[tranquil tapir]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAA

[gloomy crest]

WAAAHAHAHAHA

aaaAAAAAAHHHH

[tranquil tapir]

KNEE SLAPPER!!!

[gloomy crest]

my knee wasnt slapped

my knee was STABBED GET IT CUZ HALF SWORD

HALF SWORD INJURY

[tranquil tapir]

ts just disrespectful 😭

[gloomy crest]

AAAHAHAHAH

[gloomy crest]

nuts are healthy if you are not allergic to nuts

[indigo hare]

Something something speed something homeless mom

[gloomy crest]

avoid nuts if you are allergic to nuts

[spark quartz]

even tho this fuckass city kinda sucks its pretty at night

[gloomy crest]

SPEED PLEASE I NEED THIS

My Willie is kinda homeless...

[untold wraith]

Gta5 Map be like

[tranquil tapir]

im almost confident you made this cause who thinks of ts

[forest falcon]

gta screenshot

[spark quartz]

I'm gonna find you

[gloomy crest]

What game is this

[untold wraith]

Perchance

[spark quartz]

it's real life bruh

[gloomy crest]

You can't just say perchance

[gloomy crest]

Wth is real life

is that like half life

[spark quartz]

nobody really knows tbh

[tranquil tapir]

take quaaludes and youll find out whats REAL life

[indigo hare]

Stop spreading disinformation or I will come after you. I hope you’re afraid of lawyers, you should be.

[spark quartz]

bad xartosh

[proper sentinel]

say that again

[forest falcon]

https://youtu.be/QQhrq_GNmeE

[tranquil tapir]

BRING BACK THE FUCKIN QUAALUDES 😭

[forest falcon]

this

is real life

[gloomy crest]

i stopped listening to jackson

[spark quartz]

#rules READ THE RULES YOU STINKY CAT

[gloomy crest]

decent stuff

[forest falcon]

🗣️

[gloomy crest]

#rules

[indigo hare]

#rules

[tranquil tapir]

call ME bad xartosh, yank MY leash, spray ME with water, WHAT AM I TO YOU

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/read-the-rules-rules-sylent-boondocks-gif-18200281043856647692

[gloomy crest]

OBJECTION

HEARSAY

[indigo hare]

Designated Mod abuse victim

[spark quartz]

YOU ARE LESS THAN A DOG, YOU ARE MUD UNDER THE FEET OF BACTERIA

[forest falcon]

are your lawyers closer to saul goodman or nintendo

[scarlet cradle]

what is going on here 😭

[tranquil tapir]

yo momma got some crazy low standards

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOL

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOOOOL

[tranquil tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[gloomy crest]

LMMAAAAOOO

[indigo hare]

Youre supposed to use the /waitwhat command

[gloomy crest]

I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING MY BIG BUTT OFF OF THIS

[forest falcon]

schizophrenic hive mind

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[spark quartz]

if she with you crazy low standards is an overestimation

[scarlet cradle]

oml i didn't know i needed this in my life

[gloomy crest]

you didnt need to know it

[dreamy mango]

Coward!

[tranquil tapir]

we all need a lil willie in our life cmon

even you turkey

you need hella willie

[gloomy crest]

yooo

HE SAID TURKEY NEEDS WILLIE

YOOOOOOOO

OHHHHH

[indigo hare]

Ha

[tranquil tapir]

CRAZY

[gloomy crest]

OHHHHHHHHHH1!!!!!

OHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[tranquil tapir]

INSANITY

[gloomy crest]

XARTOSH YOU GOT FUCKIN MIC DROPPED ON

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-gif-26735957

[oak otter]

Fellas, is it true that smelly smelly smell smellers smell smelly smells is a grammatically correct English sentence?

[untold wraith]

Ye ye

[gloomy crest]

FORGET THIS, TURKEY JUST ROASTED XARTOSH

CALL 911

[spark quartz]

apart from the two smelly at the beginning yeah

[oak otter]

How?

[gloomy crest]

Who wants to start a bluegrass band with me

I can play mandolin

[indigo hare]

No it works, because they’re smelly themselves

[spark quartz]

idk

[oak otter]

The smelly smell smellers that smell smelly smells are smelly

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/plummcorp-records-freaky-washington-soulless-gif-16914797637598280193

[gloomy crest]

what in the colonial america

[forest falcon]

he made this shit

[indigo hare]

The smelly smell smellers, are smelly. They smell smelly smells

It works i guess

[tranquil tapir]

yall gotta be sniffin some glue to have this conversation

[untold wraith]

You mean great Britain right? Nun but mean mugs in colonial America

[tranquil tapir]

worldwide gas leak rn

[untold wraith]

Me included

[gloomy crest]

im talking about british governors in colonial america

[untold wraith]

I farted

My bad

[tranquil tapir]

STINKY

[untold wraith]

I'd do it again

[tranquil tapir]

WAY TOO GASSY!!

[spark quartz]

why did you spoiler this lol

[forest falcon]

the contents of this video

[gloomy crest]

this appropriate

he's humping the ground

i dont think this is good for this server lol

[untold wraith]

Greatest watch of all time

[forest falcon]

anyway

[untold wraith]

LOL

[gloomy crest]

it has drugs too

[untold wraith]

LMAOO

[forest falcon]

context provided

[gloomy crest]

HE WAS CHEWING ON DRUGS IN THE VIDEO WT

WTF

[forest falcon]

I deleted it

[tranquil tapir]

i just realized its the same creator as dracula flow

thats peak

[gloomy crest]

oh ok

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111447580354805772/1388767999313317939/IMG_9072.gif

[gloomy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1441794411444047882/unknown_2025.11.22-16.14.gif

[untold wraith]

@forest falcon you see his walter white impression?

JESSE

[forest falcon]

yes

lmao

[untold wraith]

My favorite

[spark quartz]

I'm glad you deleted that

[tranquil tapir]

whiter walt is a cooler name tbh

[spark quartz]

that was not appropriate

[spark quartz]

I hope you step on the prong side of a plug

[gloomy crest]

i think

[untold wraith]

What kind of plug

[gloomy crest]

correct

[spark quartz]

a power plug

[gloomy crest]

as a non-mod i can confirm it was inappropriate

[untold wraith]

Dab me up

[tranquil tapir]

yours needs power?

must be milwakee or smth

[spark quartz]

midwakee

[tranquil tapir]

OH YOU A DEWALT KINDA CHUD HUH

[gloomy crest]

milwaukee*

[spark quartz]

midwalt

[tranquil tapir]

nah i know what turkey mod likes

he a Ryobi fan

[spark quartz]

Your dad?

[spark quartz]

Oh

[gloomy crest]

nah he's a mcdonalds fan

[tranquil tapir]

too far

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1440789962814652499/20251119_114421.gif

[tranquil tapir]

mods ban this guy hes making fun of my dad

[spark quartz]

sure I'll ban that guy

[indigo hare]

Walmart sells pretty decent chicken wings in their hot section. If you go later in the day, like 6-8 pm, and order wings, they’ll give you a lot more than you ordered cause they know it won’t all sell and just gets thrown out at the end of the night. You’re welcome for another “free” fatass food tip

[spark quartz]

yap

[gloomy crest]

wait nvm its macdonald power tools not mcdonalds

[indigo hare]

You are literally my biggest enemy

[gloomy crest]

what about me bruh

[indigo hare]

Who are you again

[tranquil tapir]

ADMINORATORS, THIS MODERATOR JUST BROKE SECTION 1 .a OF THE DISCORD SERVER RULES, THIS IS IN CLEAR VIOLATION OF THE OATH HE TOOK BEFORE BECOMING A MODERATOR

[untold wraith]

You're the biggest

[indigo hare]

Ha

Got em

[gloomy crest]

man

[indigo hare]

I acted like I didn’t know him

Guys Thats funny right

Nobody is laughing

[tranquil tapir]

THE FIRST RULE IN THE BOOK!!11!!! AND HE BROKE IT

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/hornblower-british-redcoats-gif-26896606

im sending my troops to u

[spark quartz]

gang if we were using that rule seriously right now you would have been gone seasons ago 💀

[supple flare]

Well at that point im not wondering if someone is just randomly starting to post his grocery list in here 💀

[tranquil tapir]

SO WOULD YOU!

[gloomy crest]

everyone would be gone

[spark quartz]

True actually

[indigo hare]

I need to check what the rule is one sec

#rules

[tranquil tapir]

bruh

you should have this memorized

[indigo hare]

Oh

No

Fuck you

[tranquil tapir]

what do they even pay you to be an admin for

[indigo hare]

Ugly

[tranquil tapir]

WHAT

[spark quartz]

fr, we gotta deal with that all the time

[gloomy crest]

WHAT

THE HELL

[untold wraith]

Only if they get paid otherwise it's mod abuse

[tranquil tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1322582358070792274/togif.gif

[indigo hare]

I hate respect

Respect is weakness

[gloomy crest]

I JUST REALIZED I BREAK EACH POINT OF RULE #1 AT LEAST TWICE A DAY

WTH

[untold wraith]

Fuck you

[gloomy crest]

WHY IS THIS A RULE

[tranquil tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-disintegration-meme-ai-meme-funny-gif-5585270952676380091

how it feels

[indigo hare]

I protect you like I protect captain misinfo

You’re welcome

[spark quartz]

Yeah but there's a difference between seriously doing it and joking about

[gloomy crest]

im serious though

[indigo hare]

This is a joke I am not biased, I will ban everyone

[gloomy crest]

when i said im sieging sir moai's kingdom i was serious

that was an ATTACK

[tranquil tapir]

im glad the staff can understand whats in good taste or actual disrespect. thats what counts

[gloomy crest]

I WAS ATTACKING MOAI'S KINGDOM

PERSONALLY

[spark quartz]

damn looks like i gotta ban you now :/

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/redcoats-british-parade-gif-17169415

FORWARD MARCH

[gloomy crest]

let me win this time

i need the upper hand in this war

[indigo hare]

Every moderator was once just a normal user in the discord, I think we are pretty lax because of it. Also super cool

And handsome

Also funny

[gloomy crest]

nah lets replace the mods with AI so they lose that nuance

[spark quartz]

you and I were anything but lol

[tranquil tapir]

finna replace your neurons with AI

[gloomy crest]

your face is AI

[untold wraith]

Bring back old halfsword chat

[gloomy crest]

boom

[tranquil tapir]

ILL INJECT 5000 HOURS OF REDDIT AITAH DIALOG INTO YOUR BRAIN

[gloomy crest]

calling turkey funny

is a big step

[supple flare]

That moment when everyones C drive gets formated to NPC and starts talking like it XD

[gloomy crest]

we're closer to establishing a peace treaty

[indigo hare]

When I say normal user i just mean like, a member of the server. Im not normal. Im much better

[spark quartz]

...sure champ

[indigo hare]

Fuck I bought the wrong apples

[autumn laurel]

i hope they are super sour

[tranquil tapir]

shoulda bought the caramel ones with nuts n shit

[indigo hare]

These apples are fuckin dumb

Theyre so small

[gloomy crest]

AITAH?
I [140M] rammed a car into my friend's [124M] house as a prank and he's mad at me

[indigo hare]

Not honey crisp

This is some bull

[gloomy crest]

smoothie

[gloomy crest]

bro thats unhealthy

just deepfry it

[indigo hare]

But I wanted caramel apples

[tranquil tapir]

SHOULDA GOT GRANNIE SMITH, BOZO🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[gloomy crest]

WHO WANTS DEEP FRIED APPLES

[indigo hare]

Making your own is cheaper!

[gloomy crest]

WE'RE ROLLING WITH THE MENU

Order fire, five deep fried apples

[indigo hare]

I would absolutely. The apple would get cooked and it would probably taste like apple pie. Especially with some like powdered sugar on top

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/flip-n-patties-fries-fry-potato-gif-15340651

[indigo hare]

I stand by this

[gloomy crest]

oh hell yeah

[untold wraith]

Immediately saved that shit

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[tranquil tapir]

FACTUALATIONS 10:43

[untold wraith]

Thats beautiful

[gloomy crest]

MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER SAID BY SIR MOAT

[indigo hare]

Save all you like it is true

[gloomy crest]

fellas is it gay to be happy

[indigo hare]

I see what you’re doing

[tranquil tapir]

this one was pretty good too, ill have to save it for next time i see clueless

[gloomy crest]

stop unveiling my veil!

[gloomy crest]

WAIT A MINUTE

[gloomy crest]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

[indigo hare]

Where are y’all

[untold wraith]

Lmao

[indigo hare]

Getting these

[tranquil tapir]

mf's get mad over quaaludes and this shit is openly allowed

[gloomy crest]

SIR MOAI'S AVATAR IS THE MOAI STATUE

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SKI MASK

[indigo hare]

Yes rules for thee not for me

[spark quartz]

it's mainly me and back in time

[indigo hare]

This has been known

[tranquil tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-dumb-gif-21258083

[gloomy crest]

thats why i declared war on moai

https://tenor.com/view/british-march-walking-gif-15489877

[spark quartz]

buddy what you're saying is an illegal substance, so uh stop

[gloomy crest]

FORWARD MARCH

[untold wraith]

Bud it ISN'T that's why we save all ts

[indigo hare]

You should challenge him to a fist fight

Hell in a cell

[gloomy crest]

settle it with a single combat duel

[supple flare]

🗿

[indigo hare]

Everyone shut up xartosh is typing

[spark quartz]

Moai face reveal

[gloomy crest]

Imagine if we settled server disputes with Half Sword duels

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/drugs-american-dad-francine-gif-26586636

[indigo hare]

His response is gonna be scathing

[tranquil tapir]

Its not as a matter of fact. it was exclusively available through pharmacies and only existed as a prescription drug, not something that can be or has ever been created directly for the use of drug intake.

it was banned cause it put drug king pins out of business

[indigo hare]

That was less scathing than I hoped

[tranquil tapir]

they are that friggin good

[gloomy crest]

good point xartosh

[spark quartz]

Oh interesting so it was banned

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOL

[tranquil tapir]

the politicians that make money from major drug dealers were threatened and forced to lobby against pharma companies, thus resulting in its complete annihiliation

[spark quartz]

yes we love getting political and talking about banned drugs

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOL

[tranquil tapir]

ask and you shall joeceive

[gloomy crest]

JOECEIVE

[tranquil tapir]

find out next time on joes hidden jems of coahog

[gloomy crest]

LMFAOOOOOOO

LMFAAAAOAOHOHOOOO

[indigo hare]

Wait wait wait..the government would make a LOT more money selling pharmaceuticals than dealing with drug kingpins.
But Thats getting into not appropriate for server discussion

[spark quartz]

Actually I've asked you to stop talking about banned drugs 😄

so please, stop

[tranquil tapir]

yeah i think it should be left exactly where it is now, turkeys got his undies in a bind

[spark quartz]

and you aren't listening

[indigo hare]

Hey Youre the one who keeps pushing the topic after he said stop like 5 times

I did too but ignore that one instance

[tranquil tapir]

so uh weather amiright

[untold wraith]

Me off that BANNED drug that XAR loves TALKING about FOR no APPARENT reason OTHER to fuck with TURKEY

[tranquil tapir]

sunny n shit

[indigo hare]

It’s winter

[tranquil tapir]

fuckin sunny(with snow) then idk

[gloomy crest]

YOOOO

[indigo hare]

Sunny with a chance of snowballs

[tranquil tapir]

pick your poison idk your ecological ecosystem and climate cuh

[gloomy crest]

i wish it was colder up here

[indigo hare]

Cyanide

[tranquil tapir]

more like sunny with a chance of balls

[indigo hare]

Best poison

[gloomy crest]

holy caption

[untold wraith]

The best poison is these fists

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/measuring-sugar-albert-cancook-weighing-sugar-pouring-sugar-gif-11596346676286021906

[untold wraith]

Watch out son

[gloomy crest]

this is my poison

[indigo hare]

Im older than you son

[tranquil tapir]

yeah moais like 42

[gloomy crest]

really?

[indigo hare]

Why did I say that

[tranquil tapir]

aint nobody calling him son

[indigo hare]

No I am not 42

[gloomy crest]

52?

[indigo hare]

Closer

[gloomy crest]

55

[tranquil tapir]

62?

[indigo hare]

Closer

[gloomy crest]

66.5?

[indigo hare]

Closer

[tranquil tapir]

69?

[gloomy crest]

66.999

[indigo hare]

Closer

[gloomy crest]

100 billion

[tranquil tapir]

i cant lie i might have to end it when i turn 69, its not getting any cooler than that

[supple flare]

69

[gloomy crest]

is he asking for the age of the moai statues

lol

[indigo hare]

Closer

[gloomy crest]

were you born around 1250-1500

as a moai

[tranquil tapir]

is there even a definitive age on those statues or are we still just guessing

[indigo hare]

They span hundreds of years

[untold wraith]

Get a dwi and a police assault charge the second you then 80

[indigo hare]

They weren’t made at the same time

[supple flare]

Six and Seven 💀

[tranquil tapir]

its either that or turn into the future Dracula flow, no in between

[gloomy crest]

they were spawned in the same time

[untold wraith]

Moai is only a year away from choosing

[tranquil tapir]

79?

[untold wraith]

Indubitably

[indigo hare]

The statues represent each individual chief or other important person or family at the time. The larger they are the more important they were. They also used to have little red hats and red eyes

[gloomy crest]

@indigo hare are you between 40 and 60

[indigo hare]

Some still have their hats!

[indigo hare]

No

[gloomy crest]

wth

[tranquil tapir]

man they sure looked alike

[untold wraith]

He's 79

[gloomy crest]

are you more than 60

[indigo hare]

No

[gloomy crest]

ohhh

i got it now

39

[indigo hare]

No

[tranquil tapir]

would hate to be the chief that cracked a smile while they scribed a moai after him, would ruin the shot

[gloomy crest]

you are in your 30s though right

theres no way you're younger

you're an old man

[indigo hare]

Wowwww

[gloomy crest]

like me

[indigo hare]

Yeah im 30

[gloomy crest]

YOOO

[tranquil tapir]

Some full on uncles here

[gloomy crest]

WE'RE SIMILARLY AGED LOOOL

[indigo hare]

Yes! The entire mod team is unc!

[gloomy crest]

WE MIGHT AS WELL BE BROTHERS

[tranquil tapir]

ts isnt even unc anymore, downright uncle

[gloomy crest]

not sam

[indigo hare]

But actually we aren’t old, yall are just little babies

Super young

[gloomy crest]

I can't believe I'm about as old as Moai

I was hoping i'd be older

[indigo hare]

Young*

[tranquil tapir]

im 20, still somehow probably in the age minority like yall

[indigo hare]

Absolutely

Most here are below 18

[untold wraith]

Nope

[gloomy crest]

tf

[indigo hare]

Except misinfo hes 18 now

[tranquil tapir]

you checked?

[indigo hare]

Everyone say happy birthday

[supple flare]

He he the nice thing is the scary 3 is coming for you all

[gloomy crest]

this is speculation

WE NEED FACTS

[tranquil tapir]

i BEEN trying to tell them this dude

[indigo hare]

I am literally never wrong about anything ever in my entire life, EVER

[gloomy crest]

yeah say that about the freakin APPLES u bought

[steel iron]

I am 87 and have 3 grandchildren

[untold wraith]

Talking about me

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-point-jodie-walton-jbtzxclsv-ya-know-what-hold-on-gif-16819500

[steel iron]

On true 😭 😭

[gloomy crest]

LOOOL

[tranquil tapir]

they aint ready for bird game 3 lore

[gloomy crest]

Will devs add Angry Birds to Half Sword?

[indigo hare]

Angry willies

[steel iron]

Wgat Gurt up bro 😂

[indigo hare]

Throw him

[tranquil tapir]

red alfred a hard name i cant even lie

[gloomy crest]

basically biological siege warfare

https://tenor.com/view/viking-catapult-valhallamaxxing-gif-17327315483246149807

[supple flare]

https://tenor.com/view/blob-blobersdoblers-gif-1238248174753885648

[gloomy crest]

LOOOL

[tranquil tapir]

HAH

[indigo hare]

Like when they would launch rotting cow carcasses over walls with catapults, but Willie

[gloomy crest]

EMBED TRANSMISSION FAILED!

[steel iron]

On true this imbediddy fail cracked me up

[gloomy crest]

ye

[spark quartz]

Oh did you turn 47 finally?

[gloomy crest]

or rotten eanything

[supple flare]

😭

[indigo hare]

NO

[untold wraith]

Lmao

[tranquil tapir]

history was fuckin nuts man, i love humans

[steel iron]

yes

On true

[tranquil tapir]

we always doing the last thing youd ever expect

[drowsy finch]

newgens are the worst thing to ever happen to half cord </3

[untold wraith]

Yellow folley

[steel iron]

when will they be introducing 89 year old mages into hallowed

[indigo hare]

Get rid of them

[spark quartz]

streamers and their consequences

[drowsy finch]

my bird sona is yellow !!

[gloomy crest]

I say we ban them

[drowsy finch]

EUGH I DIDNT SEE THE PICTURE WHAT THE FUCK

[gloomy crest]

dont give them the chance to return

[indigo hare]

So bird sheep and rabbit

[drowsy finch]

We should really get a manifesto going...

[steel iron]

Goodness forbid the youth are introduced to a new found gaming experience

[spark quartz]

bruh

[drowsy finch]

Yeah thats the lore

[gloomy crest]

EXACTLY

[indigo hare]

Literally thank you for saying what I was thinking

[tranquil tapir]

whats even considered new gen here

[gloomy crest]

FORBID THEM OF ANY GAMING IF ANYTHING

[drowsy finch]

Mod me I'll FUCKING DO IT

[gloomy crest]

STOP THE YOUTH FROM DISCOVERING HALF SWORD PLEASE

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drowsy finch]

my mistake, i misread the room </3

[untold wraith]

Gotta do what u gotta do

[tranquil tapir]

in my head i think new gen would apply to before or after Moistcritikal made a video on the game

[gloomy crest]

Bro read my MIND

[spark quartz]

nah caseoh

[tranquil tapir]

was that before or after the charles

[spark quartz]

pretty sure it was before

[indigo hare]

I’ll forgive you for at least $35

[drowsy finch]

I love bribing the discord police

[tranquil tapir]

ts making me cackle histerically

its so fucking funny

[gloomy crest]

lol

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/we-got-him-we-got-him-ladies-and-gentlemen-gif-13874411

[tranquil tapir]

i dont even know why either, he just got such a face

[indigo hare]

Banned for bribery

[drowsy finch]

ban THIS

[gloomy crest]

oh i thought it was because his name's charles

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-wipe-down-this-gif-27232889

[tranquil tapir]

HES CHARLES TOO?

[gloomy crest]

yeah

[untold wraith]

Damn

[gloomy crest]

charles the bold of burgundy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_the_Bold

Bro was the last duke

[tranquil tapir]

I fw the necklace, its just a hanging dog

[gloomy crest]

Charles was the last duke until I came in

[gloomy crest]

it's a sheep for the Order of the Golden Fleece

[indigo hare]

Can you post that meme for me of that guy from breaking bad being all shocked

[steel iron]

When is tipsy ted being added into halfsword early access

[gloomy crest]

it also appears on the spanish arms

[indigo hare]

The one I love so much

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

[tranquil tapir]

nah uncle thats a dog

[indigo hare]

Yes thank you, this is my response to you

[spark quartz]

this is the rali gif

[tranquil tapir]

no sheep got snout like that

well shit thats not the same necklace

[steel iron]

Is this wonderland

[tranquil tapir]

the one in the picture clearly shows a dogman being hung from his neck

[drowsy finch]

It's genuinely my favorite one <3

[gloomy crest]

IT'S A SHEEP

SHEEP SKIN

NOT EVEN A NORMAL SHEEP

[steel iron]

NO DOGMAN

[tranquil tapir]

we all know what peter kains dog training says about dogman

[gloomy crest]

THE SHEEP WAS SKINNED

[drowsy finch]

Yeah np twin !! DD :!

[indigo hare]

What do you type to find it? Or do you just have it saved to your pc

[gloomy crest]

bro theres no other relevant order to wear a necklace like that for

[spark quartz]

Holy fuck you're old

[drowsy finch]

Jesse

[tranquil tapir]

unless it was all a cover up to hide the dogman

[spark quartz]

easter you can save gifs

by clicking on the gif and pressing the star

[steel iron]

Your profile picture cracked me up

[indigo hare]

I didn’t think it was that simple lol I typed in Jessie breaking bad shocked but only saw a long version

[drowsy finch]

I lowkey have switched to typign in jesse each time ngl

[tranquil tapir]

who jesse

[indigo hare]

Wait one second let me come up with a witty response

[spark quartz]

thanks its me irl

[indigo hare]

Ur a loser and dumb and stupid and an idiot

And lame

[gloomy crest]

portugal mentioned

[indigo hare]

And BAD

[drowsy finch]

lmfao no worries, I'm surprised its so consistently just "jesse"

[steel iron]

good for you tipsy ted

[tranquil tapir]

HE MARRIED PORTUGAL

??

[steel iron]

Goodness gracious

[spark quartz]

what an odd response

[indigo hare]

Sorry he just makes me so mad

[gloomy crest]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_of_Portugal,_Duchess_of_Burgundy

[spark quartz]

I can't believe you'd say this about me

[indigo hare]

I see him typing and instantly become furious

[atomic mist]

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[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/believe-it-naruto-gif-11063369

[tranquil tapir]

jesus christ he'd have been better off marrying the country of portugal wtf is that

[gloomy crest]

LMFAOOOO

That's Isabella and Charles

[tranquil tapir]

HOW MUCH FUCKIN FOREHEAD SHE NEED

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOOOOOL

LMFAAOAOAOAO

[tranquil tapir]

SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US

[indigo hare]

Implying your forehead is more like a twohead

[gloomy crest]

imagine putting a british grenadier guard's bearskin cap on that head

LOOOOOOOOL

[tranquil tapir]

SHE GOT THE DANG FIVEHEAD

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/guards-gif-25598773

[mighty badger]

i'm in the most cramped desktop known to man rn

[spark quartz]

SAX

[mighty badger]

jesus fucking christ

[mighty badger]

SILLTYY!

[spark quartz]

I was surrounded by ops im glad you're here

[indigo hare]

Shut up

[mighty badger]

i forgot how to type in a normally straight keyboard lol

i liked to use it angled

im gonna take a pic of this shit hold on

[gloomy crest]

if you think that's bad, see this:

[mighty badger]

hi cark

[gloomy crest]

Hi Fishman

[mighty badger]

stop bullying the boy!

[spark quartz]

yeah you tell em

[gloomy crest]

OH WTF

[indigo hare]

Now im gonna do it twice as much

[gloomy crest]

@mighty badger I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE ELECTRON LMAO

[tranquil tapir]

like im just sayin i dont get how someone can be in such a high position, and yet every night after the days over he still has to crawl into bed with THIS

[spark quartz]

he's been bullying me all day

[gloomy crest]

I don't have avatars on so I didn't even know

[mighty badger]

i suffered yet another name change

[indigo hare]

You deserve it! Don’t ask me why though

I don’t wanna explain

[gloomy crest]

I was only able to tell from @spark quartz callin you sax

[spark quartz]

his old name was §axtro§

[mighty badger]

thats an alien

[gloomy crest]

@mighty badger what name do you prefer to be called consistently? for credits and such

[tranquil tapir]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[mighty badger]

with an s

[indigo hare]

Ok im leaving goodbye

[spark quartz]

like father like son

[gloomy crest]

tall forehead was pretty much the fashion during the time and the early modern period

[tranquil tapir]

go caramel up them apples uncle

[steel iron]

Unban my alt account “mygreenyogurtexplodedinrome”

[mighty badger]

alt accounts arent really well seen around here

[tranquil tapir]

she got decent face card

[gloomy crest]

this is a good face too though

[steel iron]

Gurt says it isn’t

[tranquil tapir]

i mean

id have to know how old she was in that photo

[mighty badger]

reminds me of madame kaji from blue eyes samurai for some reason

[steel iron]

56 minimum

[tranquil tapir]

if its some bullshit like anywhere below 50

[steel iron]

I would know as a senior citizen

[tranquil tapir]

he targets them.

[gloomy crest]

in her 50s

[mighty badger]

@spark quartz how does one even function in this SHIT

[tranquil tapir]

ok yeah maybe she woulda cooked in her 20's

[gloomy crest]

born 1397, portrait attributed to the 1450s

Dude, why are you downplaying her in her 50s

[mighty badger]

ignore the mousepad it brings me luck

[tranquil tapir]

ts just looks like it'd be so temping to hulk smash after a bad game of rust

[spark quartz]

This image is so cursed for some reason

[gloomy crest]

she is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!

[mighty badger]

huh

i have had enough of the normal typing norm im getting my old pc support back soon

i wanna type like a moron again

[gloomy crest]

this is her in her younger years

NOT BAD TBH

NOT BAD

[tranquil tapir]

for medieval standards yeah she doin good

[gloomy crest]

god that dress makes her look gorgeous

Holy shit

[tranquil tapir]

i think she prob just ties her hair so ungodly tight that after 3-4 decades it just ripped her hairline back

ok man calm down

its just a picture

[gloomy crest]

aight

[mighty badger]

btw if you wanna use and buse of your monetary coin you can buy game accounts on wow games for 5 times off the usual price if you want

its portuguese tho

[gloomy crest]

lmao you think she shaped it over time

it'd be hilarious if it is

[mighty badger]

but its good money gain

[tranquil tapir]

happens unintentionally to women who do tie it back super tight

or intentionally, idk

[gloomy crest]

hmm

[tranquil tapir]

shes kinda fine when shes young tho

[gloomy crest]

yea

[tranquil tapir]

maybe if i was in my 50's or later id find her to be a fair maiden but yknow im hardwired to say fucknaw to a old lady

thats biology

[mighty badger]

why are yall lusting over a dead lady

[tranquil tapir]

you missin out dude you aint seen that forehead from the back yet

[gloomy crest]

she's like 35 there

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/ddmexicanstandoff-ddgoodbadugly-ddclinteastwood-gif-5735599569856665940

[gloomy crest]

fair but she's nobility

imagine the power you gain from the union

[tranquil tapir]

probably could see her forehead from the back ngl 😭

yeah thats a major factual, most relationships at that status level was a power thing

[gloomy crest]

lol

like if she was just some burgher class from Half Sword than obviously i'd look elsewhere

[tranquil tapir]

burgher

i hardly know 'er

[gloomy crest]

Lol!

[indigo hare]

Objectively incorrect. Dont group me in with the likes of you people with bad taste

[mighty badger]

only good take youve made in the entire week

[tranquil tapir]

dog that was me saying as a 20 year old i have reason not to like 50+ year olds

[mighty badger]

https://youtu.be/cjJOWJ4_q5A?si=sDxiiX0yXRTl5O-O go listen to culture

[untold wraith]

No

[tranquil tapir]

SORRY your majesty i forgot you fw the geezers

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/clair-obscur-expedition-33-monoco-gestral-gif-17783502414709582317

[gloomy crest]

LOL

[indigo hare]

Yeah Youre still wrong. Bros never heard of cougars