general-catfish-🐱🐟

[gloomy crest]

Feel free to speculate but this game has always been set to release in 2025 and hasn't changed yet

So just look out for official announcements concerning the release.

Estimated

[mild sleet]

I spent about a hundred plus hours on this game. I hope its $30

It deserves it

[spring pilot]

rel'

[mild sleet]

on this DEMO*

[spring pilot]

Btw did they remove the playtest?

[median dome]

WHAT

[gloomy crest]

Yes

[spring pilot]

ohhh

[gloomy crest]

Demo build replaced Playtest

[nova scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsapp-gif-10377792106893950791

[spring pilot]

what do u excpect

[median dome]

wait what is gonna be in the full game i didnt understand

[spring pilot]

this game is super good

[median dome]

from the faq

[spring pilot]

Early access is Estiamted to be 20-30 usd

[gloomy crest]

A lot basically

You're better off going in blind as to make it more exciting

[mild sleet]

No spoilers

[gloomy crest]

Exactly

[spring pilot]

im actually so hyped

[median dome]

im not gonna play it

[spring pilot]

L

[median dome]

im not gonna buy it

[spring pilot]

wait

[mild sleet]

😂

[spring pilot]

but

[gloomy crest]

Ok

[median dome]

but its 30 dollars

[spring pilot]

is the demo gonna get

removed

[mild sleet]

Milen spent 500 hours on the demo

Tripping!

[spring pilot]

But it took them like what 2 years

demo been out since like 2023 i think

[median dome]

i know but its too expensive

[spring pilot]

not rlly

[gloomy crest]

Left hand grips the blade, right hand grips the handle

[median dome]

i meant for me

[gloomy crest]

You can do a lot with it

[spring pilot]

COD is like 300zl which is like 70USD

[mild sleet]

Does he play COD?

[spring pilot]

not me

[median dome]

yeah but i dont play COD

[mild sleet]

^

[spring pilot]

i think like 20-25 is reasonable

[mild sleet]

It is reasonable

[median dome]

yeah it is

[gloomy crest]

It's relative. It's obviously not gonna be priced terribly, but I'm personally not going through fun times financially lol. Just an example.

[mild sleet]

Hopefully by the time it comes out you'll be able to get it

[median dome]

who him or me

[spring pilot]

what

oh

[median dome]

nvm him

[gloomy crest]

Half-sword

[mild sleet]

Both of you. Preferably everyone in the server

[gloomy crest]

This is for your other question about half-swording

[median dome]

but im not gonna buy it

[gloomy crest]

yeah you told us

[mild sleet]

"never say never"

[gloomy crest]

Say never

[mild sleet]

So you can say "never say never"

[median dome]

wait is there gonna be a story

[mild sleet]

wait so i can say never say n...nevermind

Back to you Half sword

is there a campaign planned for the game?

[median dome]

i can just pirate it

[mild sleet]

I was going to say something earlier but I don't know if thats allowed here

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/ironwood-rwby-watch-yo-tone-gun-gif-16012270281439538425

[mild sleet]

You might want to delete that tho

[median dome]

?

[mild sleet]

I mean just in case you know?

[median dome]

i think im gonna do it

[umbral bough]

or highlander

[mild sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-cat-кот-сова-кот-поет-кот-сова-поет-gif-2219561474755232502

[stable palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072420938055958548/1417386731585540158/9CnV7mn.gif

[median dome]

i wonder how hard will it be to download for free

[mild sleet]

I can't post gifs?

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/catra-shera-gif-19409498

[mild sleet]

The gifator is here..

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/just-talk-more-joey-kidney-communicate-more-speak-up-gif-26146079

[mild sleet]

If there's a multiplayer and I find you in game I am killing you

@stable palm

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/so-serious-double-trouble-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-always-serious-loosen-up-gif-18723564

https://tenor.com/view/remember-this-is-supposed-to-be-fun-double-trouble-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-remember-to-have-fun-remember-to-unwind-gif-18723566

[mild sleet]

nah its all in fun

but if I do find you in game bruh run me that duel

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-a-coward-the-brothers-sun-i-have-no-backbone-i-lack-courage-netflix-gif-13034326251268463568

[mild sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-so-was-i-tony-stark-gif-15913950

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/tsk-tsk-double-trouble-gif-18580049

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-double-trouble-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-transforming-evil-laugh-gif-18725811

[indigo hare]

Real nice. Youre in the discord with the devs, im sure the small indie team appreciates it. on top of piracy being illegal, it’s not allowed in the server #rules

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/cast-them-out-hiram-epps-them-ban-them-get-them-out-of-here-gif-21090715

[mild sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-no-noooo-gif-7347380959994097336

[gloomy crest]

On top of being illegal, against server rules, unethical, and immoral, it's also against Discord's platform policy

Just to add salt to the wound

[supple field]

i kinda want something smaller and i have a feeling the highlander might be a tad more expensive. could totally be wrong about that second part though

[umbral bough]

prices are generally similar

especially if 10+ years old

just depends on needs and preference and availability

[atomic mist]

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[pearl coral]

why my computer randomly say my hard drive isn’t found

[umbral bough]

pc cooked

[pearl coral]

hard drive light turn on just fine but when i get on computer today it says it can’t find it !

[umbral bough]

enjoy buying a new one

[pearl coral]

idk if i used the right word

it’s the little jit that hangs out outside the pc with all my files on it

[plain scroll]

external hard drive

[gloomy crest]

Is this gonna be an expensive fix

[worldly vapor]

😭

[fast nymph]

wow, what an a-hole thing to say.

[pearl coral]

is that bad

[worldly vapor]

no its just a mighty fine choice of words to call an external hard drive a "little jit"

[pearl coral]

it’s a hidden device right now and this is all it says for events when i open it

[vapid hazel]

Don't pirate indie games, and definitely don't say you're going to do it in the server with the full dev team 😭

[pearl coral]

what this means ?

[gloomy crest]

Dude was so confident

"Wait, I can just do this convenient illegal thing! :D"

[fast nymph]

ngl i personally- nevermind what i was about to say is against the rules.

[fast nymph]

W Crime maxxing /j

why haven't the mods banned him yet?

[supple field]

its kinda hard to find for condition gen 1 rav 4's. i just love them so much though

[gloomy crest]

He didn't go too far enough with the pirate speak I guess

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-mei-mei-cat-vro-sister-mei-gif-4707933269230801990

[fast nymph]

ARGH ARGH! ME PIRATE! I SHALL STEAL YERR BOOTY!

no homo

[dusty horizon]

uncle bao solos tole tole

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/sailing-boats-pirate-ships-gif-8597807

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-rocket-goblin-gif-27192993

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-tole-tole-vro-vro-arrested-locked-up-gif-9888108374211703594

[gloomy crest]

Live replay of my siege on Duck's forest

[dusty horizon]

[fast nymph]

i should make those map animations videos.

but with the siege of my forest.

should i?

[umbral bough]

i'm debating between this super cheap ls400 or the expedition

[gloomy crest]

Yeah. I was thinking of actually drawing the siege too lol.

Bayeux Tapestry style

[fast nymph]

haha.

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/france-bayeux-tapestry-gif-11961897

[gloomy crest]

I ideally wanna make 15th c miniature stuff but my current skill is roughly bayeux level

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-cat-gif-2861474131333067562

[fast nymph]

k

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/80s-pbs-television-old-nostalgia-gif-17049037

[little talon]

this reminded me of zomboid tv noise for some reason

[gloomy crest]

Lel

[little talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe7bD1cBrq4

[fast nymph]

who tf is supposed to win in the vid btw, idk.

you can decide.

[gloomy crest]

Are you asking me to decide the ending or are you saying it's open to interpretation

[fast nymph]

deciding the ending

[gloomy crest]

Oh

[gloomy crest]

I'd say Duckland has a pyrrhic victory

[fast nymph]

ok.

[gloomy crest]

This is only concerning the battle tho not the war

[fast nymph]

oh.

i meant like who won the war.

[gloomy crest]

War ongoing

[fast nymph]

ok.

[oblique tulip]

when will half sword be released

[gloomy crest]

If anything I see it as part of my wars on Halfcordia and Halfswordia

[gloomy crest]

Wait for the release date to be announced sometime this year

(within 40 days)

[carmine gate]

finally done playing some beat saber...now its time for some half sword

[drowsy finch]

Ass because it doesn’t have the same 15 tracks playing on loop forever

[supple field]

oh but why is the ls400 super cheap. i love those damn things they are so beautiful but im worried at why its super cheap

[fast nymph]

how many wars have you been in holy shit.

[gloomy crest]

A lot fantasy-wise

I have a whole document 100-pages long detailing some of those wars

Lmao

[fast nymph]

[mighty badger]

jfarrari dropped a new album, life is fucking rad rn

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-smile-gif-16895765258759043699

[gloomy crest]

That was before I moved from documenting on Google Docs to websites

[gloomy crest]

YOO FINALLY

[mighty badger]

WAIT YOU LISTEN TO JFARRARI?

oh hi mr sir duck with a gun

[fast nymph]

what even is Radio Burgundy? a faction? a cult?

[mighty badger]

i killed your barons

[gloomy crest]

Love My Fire

[mighty badger]

a literal radio

[gloomy crest]

Okay let me explain

[fast nymph]

PMC + Radio Station?

[mighty badger]

bro i finally met someone that knows ball

[umbral bough]

guy needs money

[mighty badger]

listen to Timeline remastered its peak

[quartz basalt]

Wen half sword ea. Cus we got steam sale now

[gloomy crest]

So we started off as a normal micronation for ~10 years. Then I decided to take on a more journalistic direction. And now, I decided to bring back the micronational qualities we used to have.

So yes, we're a radio station at core but I'm trying to bring back our micronational "glory"

Also we went through a lot of changes over that time

[jolly silo]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[supple field]

fair enough. luckily you know all your shit though so you know when not to buy a cheap car

[gloomy crest]

went from focusing to the medieval period to Napoleonic to American Civil War. We quickly realized we literally cannot make up our minds so we decided to be "multi-temporal"

Basically taking inspiration from any historical period and culture

Half Sword is the main reason we're focused on the 15th century though with the ordinances and stuff

On our radio site I don't specify any of this history we had

[mighty badger]

like until december but its not going to be on the steam sale

[quartz basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/fairly-odd-parents-meme-cosmos-timmy-wanda-gif-25405522

[gloomy crest]

Idk what a PMC is

[fast nymph]

Private Military Company, Basically Mercenaries.

[mighty badger]

https://youtu.be/N_5knE8CEUc?si=Qa_2QmO0O5gLA2MI im crying oml

[quartz basalt]

Oh no i want to get some stuff but also want to reserve the monie for half sword

[gloomy crest]

we're definitely not that but we were a trading company at one point

[mighty badger]

this is too peak

[gloomy crest]

We were also pirates at another point

[mighty badger]

get some cheap stuf and keep a reserve for hs

[quartz basalt]

I got $98 in reserve

[mighty badger]

i mean, its kind of a hobby more than the main thing aint it?

[quartz basalt]

Canadian

[mighty badger]

thats more than enough hs is planned to release costing 20 - 30 dollars

[gloomy crest]

Huge thing preventing us from currently being a private company is cuz of how we handle money via donations, and that alone is 99% to sustain our radio operations

[mighty badger]

speculated!*

[gloomy crest]

It's pretty integral

[quartz basalt]

Ok so after conversion it be $50 fur me

[gloomy crest]

I mean it was the main thing that brought us together and still is

[mighty badger]

oh i see

[gloomy crest]

I'm only bolstering the radio aspect because

• it's accessible via internet instead of being secluded in Discord
• it's a community service

[mighty badger]

there is a new balatro-y game cheap on steam rn which is called cloverpit, take a look!

[quartz basalt]

Hmm

[gloomy crest]

I think I meant to say culturally significant to us on a community level

Hold on lemme rephrase

[gloomy crest]

I mean to say that the micronational aspect is more important to us rather than your generic website visitor, that's why I don't mention it explicitly lol

But if a news article of ours is micronationally relevant then I have to explain it for unaccustomed visitors

Mainly to avoid confusion that it's about some dude's fictional Swiss alt-history group, not the real Switzerland

It also sounds goofy af when I explain it. That's another reason why I mostly avoid mentioning it

[mighty badger]

i tought it was all just in good fun lol, it was very confusing to me but i think i got it now

[gloomy crest]

I was joking btw.

I don't listen to him

But I'll check him out

[gloomy crest]

Yeaaah it's tough trying to explain it to people who haven't experienced it as we did

We have a pretty everchanging community where people came and went

[remote briar]

my mate said theres a mod that saves injurys like getting your hand cut off and next match it stayes cut off and same goes for slices and bleeding wounds. Does the mod exist or is it real and if it is whats its name

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-porter-bridges-death-stranding-norman-reedus-video-games-fist-pump-gif-17217459

[mighty badger]

not real

[gloomy crest]

Out of all of us, the three oldest veterans joined us around 2016 when we were a victorian-inspired armed force

But the most active people joined around 2024

[mighty badger]

or its some brand new voodoo shit that hasnt reached nexus

[mighty badger]

i'll make sure to try and stick around

[umbral bough]

yeah i'm test driving

[supple field]

well ofc

what year is it

cause aren't there like electrical issues with some years

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-out-gif-18289995

[remote briar]

are there other halfsword mod sites not including nexus?

[mighty badger]

not any trustworthy

[gloomy crest]

Favorite gif

[mighty badger]

mcwonder! how have you been

its been a while

[forest falcon]

Mcwonderzen

[restive epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/update-in-2-hours-gif-10376204316674276658

[mighty badger]

announcement in october trust

[forest falcon]

every update/soon gif brings me closer to uttering the words of lowtiergod

[atomic mist]

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[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-race-tests-superstitional-realism-superstitional-realism-horse-gif-7468259497506512110

[restive epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-gif-19121692

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-hamster-gif-4508050

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072908445931540513/1132733034165174433/1690081725155775.gif

[forest falcon]

oats with sausage at 3 in the morning slap

[mighty badger]

tf you doing eating at 3 AM????

[forest falcon]

eating

[mighty badger]

oh

WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO??

[forest falcon]

side note, i hate that discord merged gif and emoji button

makes no sense

https://tenor.com/view/hairline-barber-plummcorp-pure-evil-gif-13337348154107083638

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/malding-weeping-pov-malder-nikocado-gif-24866915

[mighty badger]

on the phone right?

on pc its fine

[mighty badger]

SILLY! :D

[spark quartz]

HELLO ELECTRON EATER AKA SAX

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-39.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/tZlZzRbNylRBFsYJMekl5XJpzOdAxD_DH3MsifHimjBzh7vmaDTiRgjkNspIkDokx3psuNoMr5AK_GUCW_TXmhEu.jpg?quality=95&as=32x9,48x13,72x20,108x30,160x44,228x63&from=bu&cs=228x0

on pc

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-dancing-cats-holding-hands-silly-cats-cute-cats-gif-8125533878867708113

[mighty badger]

can i send some peak pt songs to your dms

you need the culture dosage of my country

[forest falcon]

what happens to electrons after you eat them

[mighty badger]

they go to le stomach

why, do you have some?

[forest falcon]

do you become electron shitter after?

[mighty badger]

no they burn out my stomach

i cannot ever feel satisfied for my gluttony

[tight breach]

Hello all drink your goof and eat your water!

[mighty badger]

YES SIR

[tight breach]

🫡

[tight breach]

Have you cleaned your space recently?

[forest falcon]

define space

[mighty badger]

all clean

my room is tidy

[tight breach]

Really? Proud!

And the trash? Taken?

[forest falcon]

i accidentally found the reason why discord desktop app eats so many resources

[mighty badger]

yes

[mighty badger]

and that is?

[forest falcon]

It's built on electron, a framework that is bundled with chromium

[tight breach]

Well, guess I can't hold it random any longer. Here you are

🧀

[forest falcon]

it's fucking chrome

[mighty badger]

ELECTRON? WHERE

[forest falcon]

eat discord

[mighty badger]

NOT THE CHEESE OF GOODNESS!

[mighty badger]

cant their servers arent electrons, they're galvanized steel squares :(

they really are twins

[forest falcon]

scuffed cossacks

[tight breach]

Not with that attitude champ I'll get the acetylene oxide torches and hydrofluoric acid

We'll get em smoothie ready in no time

[forest falcon]

which of the friend group are you

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Ilja_Jefimowitsch_Repin_-_Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks_-_Yorck.jpg

[tight breach]

There I am

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26470175

[mighty badger]

yay!

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[spark quartz]

BWWWWUUHHH

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-dancing-cats-holding-hands-silly-cats-cute-cats-gif-8125533878867708113

YAY

[mighty badger]

not again

[lofty kindle]

Been alright. How you be?

[forest falcon]

\\\\\\\\\\\

[mighty badger]

im doing fine rn just battling pre-sick feel but im getting better

hope things stay alright for thee

[lofty kindle]

It's that time of year, get well.

[lofty kindle]

Lol in the ER currently. Nothing serious though.

[mighty badger]

jeez what happened??

wish you a swift recovery by the way.

[lofty kindle]

Getting old, bulged disc. Temporary issue.

[tight breach]

deep inhale
Project moon.

[haughty barn]

why does the people who play gorey games are usually like the nicest

[tight breach]

We have time to make the voices stop and what's left is a genuine love of humanity and our fellow individuals

[haughty barn]

we surperior fr

[mighty badger]

oh damn that sucks, there are cases its numb tho so i hope its not hurting THAT bad

[tight breach]

Ask them to give you cheese

[mighty badger]

you'll be back in working shape in no time tho

[tight breach]

Send me their cheese so I may judge the hospital

[mighty badger]

mostly, yes

some are outliers but 90% is chill asf

[tight breach]

I am once again sending this gif

[lofty kindle]

Doctor hooked up the good drugs lol.

I'll be good soon

[haughty barn]

should I make a roblox version of halfsword? since multiplayer isnt announced yet

[mighty badger]

ABADHYGVADW nice, honestly from the one time i went under surgery the best memory i have was being high asf from the entorpecents and eating vanilla ice cream

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-indeed-agree-gif-10704775973441200096

[mighty badger]

i dont think thats feasible, unless you hook up softbody mechanics to the avatars smh

[haughty barn]

im still figuring that out lol

[tight breach]

Mr purple name with the font I can't read

Do you produce the music?

[mighty badger]

btw there is this PEAK game rn that is duel grounds (smth like that) and the combat is like GoT

[mighty badger]

no

[tight breach]

If so I need reccomendations on drum machine

[mighty badger]

he's community manager

[tight breach]

Oh

[mighty badger]

good malware makes the music but dont ping em

[tight breach]

He is still cool though

[mighty badger]

yes he is :D

[tight breach]

I don't ping people except moai

[mighty badger]

deserved

[tight breach]

Because moai is cool and cuddly

[lofty kindle]

Lol. Luckily I have not needed any surgeries in my life.

Had kidney stones though and they give you deluadid for it. That stuff makes everything funny.

[mighty badger]

yeah i almost needed a 2nd surgery and thats still under deciding, my first one was for adenoids

[tepid field]

Oh damn. Hydromorphone hydrochloride. How to make an already dangerously addictive opiod even more addicitive.

[mighty badger]

my nose is made of STEEL!

[faint dragon]

no

[lofty kindle]

I wish, my skill is talking lol.

Good Malware produces all the music.

He is pretty approachable about music stuff, just don't ping for random bs.

[tight breach]

The only time I did not enjoy the hospital was
Appendix almost explode
Dog die
Brain machine fail (I will not elaborate but it's the reason I'm upright)
Dog dies
On my birthday
3 surgeries on brain and one on appendicitis

[pearl coral]

hi

[tight breach]

Was a rough week

[mighty badger]

god DAMN

[faint dragon]

Good malware makes good ass music

[mighty badger]

hi sam hi buddy hi friend!!!!

[lofty kindle]

It does wonders though.

[mighty badger]

pet passings never get easier

[faint dragon]

ouch

[tight breach]

I just want Information on drum machines because all the ones I see make wub wub sounds not analog sounds. The only thing I own is a 404 mkII and a mpc one plus

[tight breach]

GORRIS 🎉

[faint dragon]

Hello rat king

[tight breach]

This was long ago all I am not here to steal the thunder

[tight breach]

I grieve for your exploded back

Mr

Beast

I can read beast

So uh

[tight breach]

Very nice work

[faint dragon]

smartass vs dumbass

[haughty barn]

I got stabbed by a hammer

[tepid field]

Oh yeah, its the last one before they start giving you the ones that can cause bladder damage.

Also, mcwonderbeast. Im sorry for blowing your back out.

[mighty badger]

@lost palm

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-the-fuck-is-this-wth-gif-17571836

[tepid field]

great

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-steals-your-meme-gif-25158241
@mighty badger

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/ksganti-jumpscare-gif-18209355

[scarlet creek]

Hey where tf is danya

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-neco-arc-neco-arc-orb-gif-23901260

[lofty kindle]

Not sorry enough.

[forest falcon]

what the

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-chaos-neco-arc-the-rock-the-rock-meme-gif-25050317

[mighty badger]

HUH

[forest falcon]

jessy a freak

[mighty badger]

left, such is the fate of our regulars

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

[pearl coral]

first day of work tomorrow

[lofty kindle]

Whoohoo man!

[pearl coral]

I’m scared.. I’m going to wear a hard fit so I mog my coworkers as hard as possible

[forest falcon]

what job

[warm pumice]

is there a chance multiplayer will be added?

[pearl coral]

museum intern

[forest falcon]

mmm cool

congrats

[forest falcon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that's scary

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-cry-jerma-scrunch-awful-gif-13739413765271655122

[edgy parrot]

Just installed the demo, how do I pick things up?

[forest falcon]

QE

[edgy parrot]

Thx

[forest falcon]

X to switch items in hands around

[edgy parrot]

also W buddha pfp

[twin abyss]

And alt + f4 does a super cool spin move

[forest falcon]

hmmm

[mighty badger]

good luck!

im getting my dough from national exams

good money tbh, if you can get a medal

[fast nymph]

@gloomy crest i know its a bit bare bones but yeah here it is. ✌️

[mighty badger]

the problem is they only pay you after like six months

[mighty badger]

how much of that was me

thats very rad btw

[fast nymph]

basically the entire northern front was you, and also this part too.

[pearl coral]

i’m so confused lol

[fast nymph]

i fought a war against @gloomy crest

[forest falcon]

uhh

[fast nymph]

uhh what?

[forest falcon]

what are good first dishes

[forest falcon]

i wonder

[pearl coral]

plate, bowl

[forest falcon]

i meant main course food

https://tenor.com/view/con-man-from-albuquerque-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-26443451

i got bored and am making a random food picker

[mighty badger]

thats a lot

for a single man that is

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-62.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/xfemdhr2jHCrWVVdqUPI2PFZMhxKmHbJAi41Q3iDValYe56Bt6-q4P6X8dVD5H9dG9fN7aLbOUvb-Qq5Y8FvWtHw.jpg?quality=95&as=32x7,48x11,72x16,108x24,160x36,240x54,360x81,480x108,540x122,640x144,720x162,1080x243,1280x288,1440x324,1661x374&from=bu&u=ar3fhpTR-qnBxQqol1D4e7TeiHKMs6ANh7y4V5BaDKQ&cs=1661x0

i forgor how to make it into an actual window

[mighty badger]

send me when its ready

[fast nymph]

2 men, don't forget Junior HoyHoy.

[mighty badger]

he died

[mighty badger]

how many left

[mighty badger]

i didnt

[fast nymph]

about 585634 left.

[mighty badger]

enought to keep me busy

maybe even entertained

[mighty badger]

what about from those at the pic

any places i can try and raid with a merc crew?

[fast nymph]

Treetown

trust me bro.

[mighty mesa]

We are truly in a golden age of gaming.

[mighty badger]

anybody that disagrees is crazy

this year alone WAS PACKED WITH BANGERS

[mighty mesa]

Also, demos are so back.

[mighty badger]

early 2020s? elden ring, black myth wukong, horizon forbidden west, gow ragnarok and many more

[mighty badger]

fr people begun to give people demos of their products again

[mighty mesa]

10 years ago demos weren't even a thing anymore. nearly nothing had a demo.

Now it feels like it's part of the release loop.

[mighty badger]

thank goodness

[mighty mesa]

Release a demo, if it's good, people buy the game.

[mighty badger]

who coulda tought!

im honestly happy with the state of games as of now, but consoles need a once over

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-77.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/nd_h9av88NojQ8tPLWO-5pxxMlvm0sXwSDXjagaiZnwrZpVAd-wvsX6XYWxIkFLzbz7MKRayPpxWDNkk-NpLnYv5.jpg?quality=95&as=32x8,48x11,72x17,108x25,160x38,240x56,360x85,480x113,540x127,640x150,720x169,1080x254,1280x301,1440x338,2270x533&from=bu&cs=2270x0

[little talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021893530446209066/1039638127880450048/attachment.gif

[forest falcon]

[haughty barn]

making halfsword in roblox

im gonna probably die

[mighty badger]

just taking a stroll and i got JUMPED!!!!!

[haughty barn]

I just now realized this game has an active comminity

[tulip copper]

i likebeef jerkly

[solid cloak]

who are these people

[tulip copper]

peopel wearijg hats

[fast nymph]

members of a band called "Makedonski Merak" they uhh sing Macedonian Folk Songs. here are a couple of folk songs they sang. https://open.spotify.com/track/0tLZxuQhetrW0Czhb8aPKV
https://open.spotify.com/track/0ySwEJqb41NiDqzzJvnCH6

[pseudo lintel]

I love this game

[pseudo lintel]

😭

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[gloomy crest]

I sieged Sir Duck's forest with my Radioburgundian forces alongside allied auxiliaries

[glossy python]

thats at least 3 frames per minute

[fast nymph]

it actually ran at 5 seconds per frame for me. not FPS, SPF. SECONDS PER FRAME!

[glossy python]

my guess wasnt that far off then

[gloomy crest]

Holy shit I did not this

I totally know what map videos you mentioned earlier but this quality is impressive

Do you still have time to correct the sides? I have some corrections if that's OK

[fast nymph]

wdym sides?

[gloomy crest]

The supporter section

[fast nymph]

okay.

[gloomy crest]

You have an interesting date format

[pseudo lintel]

Are you hispanic?

[gloomy crest]

No

Not exactly

[pseudo lintel]

I say this because of the flag.

[fast nymph]

day, month and year?

[pseudo lintel]

Oh

[gloomy crest]

Yea, just never seen it

[fast nymph]

literally everyone in europe uses that format ✌️

[gloomy crest]

I probably have some Spanish blood but I chose this flag because of the 15th century Burgundian State

[fast nymph]

i'm probably gonna remake it. Longer, and with less errors.

[indigo hare]

You are American

[pseudo lintel]

For a moment I mistook the flag for the flag of the Spanish Empire.

[fast nymph]

captain obvious over here.

[indigo hare]

The 23rd day of the month of November in the year 2025
It makes sense, amateur

[indigo hare]

General* idiot

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-funny-cat-meme-tweaking-gif-1135020915071455925

what is bro typing for so long 💔

[indigo hare]

😡 type faster

[fast nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

[pseudo lintel]

Will they add rapiers to the game?

[fast nymph]

no

[pseudo lintel]

[slow portal]

will they add multiplayer?

[pseudo lintel]

[fast nymph]

nope

[pseudo lintel]

[pseudo lintel]

Why 😭

[fast nymph]

its technologically impossible so far. Splitscreen is coming tho.

[gloomy crest]

Sir Moai, let me be clear. I know and I've seen that hierarchy in DD-MM-YYYY format. It's just that seeing it spelled out and thus having to use that many commas threw me off. It feels cluttered the same way the Oxford comma is discouraged by the Associated Press.

Anyways, YYYY-MM-DD is the most superior date format. Alongside ISO 8601 regulations on formatting date & time.

[pseudo lintel]

[fast nymph]

☝🤓 also we use commas like that in dates here in macedonia.

[gloomy crest]

My point still stands

[gloomy crest]

Local multiplayer will be added and facilitated via Steam Remote Play and Parsec

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[gloomy crest]

The Spanish Empire used the flag, but so did the Burgundian State and Burgundian Netherlands

[gloomy crest]

I'm jokin

But I'm not surprised my two adversaries Moai and Duck threw me under the bridge over a date format

[pearl coral]

hi

[gloomy crest]

See me on the field tomorrow >:(

[gloomy crest]

Hi Joe

[pearl coral]

writing thanksgiving letters

[fast nymph]

bro in the field tomorrow:

https://tenor.com/view/clas-furianos-piedra-papel-o-tijera-casino-gif-25397048

[gloomy crest]

Looool

I love their bucket helms

There needs to be a helmet in the shape of that or a great helm with no eye nor breathing slots

[fast nymph]

how do they see through the buckets?

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[pearl coral]

comedy

[random heart]

chat watch me beat gauntlet hop in vc

[gloomy crest]

They'll see breathe through the open end under them

Kinda guess where the enemy is

Breh

[pearl coral]

i love royal recruits they’re so jolly

[fast nymph]

and goofy.

[pearl coral]

they made me tear up the first time i saw them because of the sheer whimsy

[indigo hare]

Sorry I actually ignored all of this and will continue to do so

[fast nymph]

can you make a Royal Recruit Loadout in Half Sword?

[lavish blade]

wooden helmet

no

[fast nymph]

DAMN YOU DEVS FOR NOT ADDING BUCKETS AS HELMETS!!!!

unplayable.

[gloomy crest]

Shields pretty close to the Minecraft construction

[gloomy crest]

What's a royal recruit

[gloomy crest]

Oh this

Bruh

I thought you made it up in your little unit uniform picture

[fast nymph]

bro got dementia 😔

[restive epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/release-is-soon-animeshowdown-cameron-snaliel-dev-gif-13599637959174179933

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-ryujinr-grey-cat-gif-13471549557469691566

[gloomy crest]

Please Read Me

[gloomy crest]

There's definitely something wrong with my memory retention

It's never been this bad until recently

[restive epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

https://tenor.com/view/release-is-soon-animeshowdown-cameron-snaliel-dev-gif-13599637959174179933

[fast nymph]

unc

[gloomy crest]

More like grandfather

[tidal crane]

https://youtu.be/QRtR2OM3_so HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[tidal crane]

Half life 3 trailer

[lavish blade]

chrome334's weapon pack 4 is out btw

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140

download it

[fast nymph]

shameless plug 🥀🥀

[lavish blade]

cant blame me its at 80 downloads

[fast nymph]

i downloaded it.

[lavish blade]

ty

[indigo hare]

I downloaded it 79 times and he downloaded it once

[tepid field]

If you see this message the game is coming out within 38 days

[coral copper]

Alright, just wanna input something, this will matter to no one. I just locked tf in and completely murdered the commoner boss in first person. It felt so cool to parry him so perfectly like that.

[coral copper]

um, wut?

[lavish blade]

if you see this message pls download chrome334's weapon pack 4

[tepid field]

release date is 2025. Only 38 days till december 31st

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/clas-furianos-piedra-papel-o-tijera-casino-gif-25397048

[faint hinge]

yay

[edgy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gus-fring-breaking-bad-gustavo-embed-fail-gif-21161041

[indigo hare]

Fuck I almost saw it

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[faint hinge]

leap year tho

[indigo hare]

Do you know what a leap year is

[faint hinge]

do you?

[tepid field]

Do either of you?

[faint hinge]

its a year which leaps?

what dont you understand about that

[fast nymph]

i leaped over said year.

[faint hinge]

see?

[indigo hare]

Yes idiot i leap out of bed, i leap my way to work, i leap myself off my roof

[coral copper]

I leaped over the last 4 years, what happened?

[fast nymph]

every 4 years i leap over a year- i have no idea what i am talking about.

[faint hinge]

i leap into your mom

[coral copper]

OH HELL YES

[lavish blade]

you can cut through armor if you hit it hard enough in half sword

[lavish blade]

i leap into your dad

[indigo hare]

You can kill someone with a sword if you hit them

[violet cloak]

not even mad about the wait cuz the demo is already goated

[faint hinge]

you can kill someone with

[indigo hare]

No

[fast nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/ugh-annoyed-eye-roll-eyeroll-whatever-gif-12583888296439898899

[coral copper]

Anyways, do I have a skill issue? I hate the commoner boss.

[fast nymph]

yes

[unkempt fog]

hey guys download chrome334's weapon pack 4 out on nexus now i am NOT his clone i am a satisfied customer https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140

[tepid field]

@indigo hare

[faint hinge]

known skill issue

[violet cloak]

no

[faint hinge]

use sword and stab him

[violet cloak]

or maybe i have one too

[coral copper]

I shall take that into consideration

[faint hinge]

Or pitchfork him, its even eaiser with that

[fast nymph]

veshtachka inteligencija 💔

[violet cloak]

when i try this i usually get cut in half

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[faint hinge]

idk man i have no troubles

I did have troubles with him as everyone first starting though

[violet cloak]

probably just a skill issue

[fast nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1441456236532076644/cat-kitty-small-pet-silly-alone-lonely.gif

[lavish blade]

use pitchfork and stab him

[tepid field]

like fuck im gonna make an image that quickly.

[coral copper]

les go, just ripped the stomach out of a lil willie:D

[edgy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-16258174987336597266

https://tenor.com/view/black-due-dude-with-big-gif-18606827

[scarlet creek]

oh no

[tepid field]

Thats a very large sausage wrapped around that skelington

[barren osprey]

exanima

[scarlet creek]

an un peacekeeper

[coral copper]

Can I just say, the hook thing in militia+ is absolutely peak

[lavish blade]

what

[coral copper]

Hm?

[lavish blade]

what hook thing

[coral copper]

uhh, I think I heard someone calling it a bill hook

[tepid field]

ye

[indigo hare]

The hook. The bill hook. The hook named after bill

[coral copper]

um

can I not post pictures? or is my computer being stupid

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-ackchyually-actually-gif-11156171

It belonged to bill

Billiam Winchester III

[coral copper]

replied to the wrong guy, dumby

[tepid field]

no

It was on purpose

[coral copper]

hmm, and why was that?

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-rage-bait-jarvis-clip-that-jarvis-meme-gif-11046632004782930587

[coral copper]

ok

[gloomy crest]

No espacio

Nvm

[gloomy crest]

I'm actually wrong

[coral copper]

cool

[gloomy crest]

Rest in Peace Hoyhoy

[coral copper]

anyways, can someone tell the man at arms champion to chill

he is tryna grapple with me

[gloomy crest]

🪦

[coral copper]

whelp, ok, he pulled out a sword and ran into the fence

bro wanted me to win ig

[quartz basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1439808689296113675/No_anonces_yet.gif

[coral copper]

alr bro, I hate first person now. I am so cooked. I cannot see anything at soldier rank

[edgy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-it-s-albert-einstein-gif-26216748

[coral copper]

woohoo, almost beat the game for the third time

just a bit more

all in first person

cause why not torture myself

[tepid field]

@gloomy crest Ostentacious pedantries.

[gloomy crest]

I like first person. In the lower ranks, it gives me beautiful sense of distance.

With obstructing visors, the ignorance of my surroundings somehow puts me on the right track to win. I wish I could explain this better but I've won so much from it that it's hardly coincidental.

However, I definitely don't fight elegantly with the visors down.

[gloomy crest]

Bless you

[fast nymph]

it took you like 20 minutes to type ts 💔

[gloomy crest]

Sit you down, rest you

https://tenor.com/view/the-beatles-thebeatles-the-beatles-band-the-beatles-music-thebeatlesband-gif-12047109675601079388

[coral copper]

I feel the exact same, I just need to practice my um... how do I put this... Not being stupid with the visors down

[gloomy crest]

LOL yeah that sounds right

[coral copper]

I woulda said something much worse, but I don't want to say anything tooooooo bad

[gloomy crest]

I should really be learning how to learn that but it's almost like re-learning how to play the beginning of the game

[coral copper]

anyways, I HATE THE SOLDIER BOSS

[gloomy crest]

I start off clumsy cuz idk what I'm doing and I'll eventually figure it out

[gloomy crest]

All the bosses deserve to be mercilessly ended

[coral copper]

Yeah, I honestly resort to using no visor helmets, I just am terrified of swords:)

[coral copper]

nah, only the soldier and commoner

[gloomy crest]

They have money on their heads

[coral copper]

I am not using first person right now(literally just for this boss)

[gloomy crest]

Not bad

I really want a plastic sallet but I can only find visored or integrated visored versions

[coral copper]

In first person it is much easier to parry though, it is also very fun

[gloomy crest]

I'd probably stick to the open sallet if I could find one

[coral copper]

Yeah, thats fair

[gloomy crest]

IRL and ingame

Lol

Just realized it stands for both

[gloomy crest]

Ye

[coral copper]

also, why isn't halfsword ingworking, the game is called halfsword

[gloomy crest]

You just reminded me how narrow the slit is

[coral copper]

yeah...

[gloomy crest]

I suddenly feel less motivated to put the work to fight more smartly with that

[coral copper]

OW WHATG THE FUCK

[gloomy crest]

And just keep up my riot police ahh style

[coral copper]

bro

[gloomy crest]

How so

[coral copper]

the boss just punched me, like literally decked me in the head.

[coral copper]

I am tryna murder a boss, as one does, and halfsword isn't like, cutting through his armour. I feel scammed:(

[gloomy crest]

LOOOL

I had a moment like that yesterday

[coral copper]

oh god

I am dead

[gloomy crest]

A boss punched me like I never paid him back and I was like why does that feel so real

[coral copper]

the boss caught me in a head lock with his sword

I am so dead rn

[gloomy crest]

Like cutting through plate? Lol

[coral copper]

just pausued, what do I do bro

[gloomy crest]

Or just the gaps

[coral copper]

I was making a joke about the plate

[gloomy crest]

RIP

Oh okay lol

[coral copper]

BAHAHAHAHA

[gloomy crest]

There's a video on exactly like that too

[coral copper]

I ESCAPED

goddamn bro

the boss won't stop punching me, he dropped his sword again

....

[gloomy crest]

I need to speak to turkey mod

[coral copper]

I am gonna quit this game I stg

[gloomy crest]

Breh

Your health is your biggest asset

[coral copper]

I walked over the dropped sword and it stabbed me, I died from a stab to thje foot

[gloomy crest]

Which boss again

[coral copper]

I might quit this run, I really don't feel like doing the abyss, especially at this level

Um, soldier

Why am I able to type today, I swear I make typoes every half second every other time, I am just him today ig.

[gloomy crest]

I never feel motivated to do the ranked abyss

I was OK with them until they started feeling like a chore recently

[coral copper]

fr dude

also I am cooked

[gloomy crest]

Especially on militia+ level

[coral copper]

My game just crashed when I was fighting a willie in the abyss.

[gloomy crest]

LOOOOL

Welcome everyone

Come one come all

Welcome to General Catfish. I spelled out a greeting as the flooowers flew by

I gave you all tickets for a story Appleboiz told

[coral copper]

Hm, forgive me, I had to restart my pc

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/little-rainbow-little-pills-mintmake-cartoon-gif-3968282905811744763

[coral copper]

cause everything except my keyboard hates me today

[gloomy crest]

I forgive thee

[severe imp]

December 4th is looking like a fun day

[gloomy crest]

G'vless Appleboiz

[coral copper]

whats happening then?

[severe imp]

A lot of game announcements

A lot

[gloomy crest]

December 4 starts on that date

[coral copper]

hmmmm, GOLLY GEE WHILIKERS MY GOOD MAN

[coral copper]

Oh alright, thanks

[coral copper]

What games?

[gloomy crest]

Yes indeed...

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword E-

gets taken away by agents

[severe imp]

Half life, carmagedon, half sword, deadly delivery... and more. December 4th

[gloomy crest]

what is half sword doing there

[coral copper]

damn, december is stacked this year

[gloomy crest]

Is def 4 a holiday or somehthing

I smiled at the tinkling gazing at the sun... smiled at each other... pretty sky...

[coral copper]

dec* come on bruv, stop typo-ing

unless you were saying

[gloomy crest]

Freeform typing

Def is my dialect style of dec

[coral copper]

"Is definitive fourth a holdi or something

[gloomy crest]

"Defember"

[coral copper]

How I love Nofember

[gloomy crest]

I watched as you go and stood by the green lake, saw half sword EA

LMFAOOO

[gloomy crest]

You are genuinely hilarious

I lvoe this

[coral copper]

hmm, I doubt I am

[gloomy crest]

I think I'm fonna start adding f's to months cuz of how funny you made it seem

I'ma tell people "are you busy next month in januafy?"

[coral copper]

I fink I'm fonna fart adding fonths to fonths now

[gloomy crest]

HONESTLY i seriously thought about this

Because I love how long S's look

[coral copper]

I love long things:)

[gloomy crest]

Words like Congrefs. I used an f there cuz i aint taking the time to copy and paste

[gloomy crest]

Like swords

[coral copper]

long Fings*

[coral copper]

Yes, obviously, what else would it be?

[gloomy crest]

Just try not to swear with this letter change

Lets try not to destroy server integrity with describing it

God bless this server and its staff

It's a bit funny how much changing letters to f changes the meaning

[coral copper]

swear? I would never do that. I just say Fu-

-dge

[gloomy crest]

"Is he coming later to dinner?"
"If he coming later to dinner?"

[coral copper]

Yeah, like duck

[gloomy crest]

So it sucks a bit having to double-confirm that f actually works

"Is this a swear or an ambiguous message if I add f?"

[gloomy crest]

Sufhe

[coral copper]

Dufk, that one line from The simpsons

[gloomy crest]

LMDAOOO

Loool I love that fang fhow

Beautiful mountain lions and rivers appear in my face

[coral copper]

F fnow fight, F fused fo fatch fit fall fe fime

[gloomy crest]

I'm seeing COLOR

[coral copper]

Yeah, most people do

[gloomy crest]

Yeah but I'm seeing even more than the standard palette

I'm seeing through glasses in cyberspace

[coral copper]

Oh, good for you

Coolio, I am seeing sound:)

[gloomy crest]

I'm experiencing that too

[coral copper]

Also it took me way too long to type sound

[gloomy crest]

My senses have arose

[coral copper]

I kept typing sond-sund-soun

[gloomy crest]

Found*

[coral copper]

Fond-fund-foun

[gloomy crest]

Fee fi fo fum

[coral copper]

Off topic question, have you listened to epic the musical?

[gloomy crest]

You convinced me to finally get to utilizing f this extensively

Nawwwww

[coral copper]

I want to share a theory with someone who will understand it

[gloomy crest]

Never heard of it

[coral copper]

aw dang, listen to it

[gloomy crest]

Im not a big mucalist anyway

[coral copper]

Peakest musical in existence'

its not really a musical, just an album named musical

[gloomy crest]

Only musical i like off the top lf my head is Prince of Egypt

Oh

[merry tundra]

why am i randomly geting fatel errors when i usally dont

[gloomy crest]

Gooot it

[coral copper]

Did you change to directx12?

[gloomy crest]

In ultimate challenge or outside

[merry tundra]

out

[gloomy crest]

If it's this, then you're gonna have to do some special stuff

[coral copper]

Oh yeah, ultimate challenge sucks because of the fatal errors for me

[merry tundra]

whats directx12

[coral copper]

Its a different engine thingy? idk what it is exactly, it jsut changes the game slightly

Not important if you didn't mess with it though

[gloomy crest]

In the yeaaarrr 1450–1470

If Willies can survive, they may fiiiiiind

[coral copper]

In the year 1670

[gloomy crest]

Yeah something about graphics

[coral copper]

is when I started hating my life

[merry tundra]

also does anyone know how much its gonna realease for

[gloomy crest]

Nothing direct just community speculation that its 20-30

[coral copper]

oh god, I am broke. I might be cooked'

[coral copper]

huh, I can get that then, nvm

[merry tundra]

ty

[gloomy crest]

Also keep in mind theyll hold EA at a lower price until they upsate it with official release

[coral copper]

Yeah, so just buy it fast

[merry tundra]

bet

[gloomy crest]

IN THE YEAR 8510

[coral copper]

Gta 6 shall be released

By the way, my guess is that titanfall 3 will come out before gta 6

Same with battlefront 3, portal 3, and team fortress 3

[gloomy crest]

Looool

[coral copper]

God I want tf3

[gloomy crest]

I want tf-1

[coral copper]

no you don't it sucks I have played it

[gloomy crest]

I assume tf-1450 is when they commonly featured sallets

[coral copper]

idk, maybe

[edgy briar]

dude

blade just touch no body and cut me in 2

[gloomy crest]

Yeees

[coral copper]

Also, just saying, I recently watched emesis blue. Absolutely peak

[gloomy crest]

I'd read it like an open book

[coral copper]

sounds accurate enough

[coral copper]

Me too

[gloomy crest]

What's your favorite foods

EVER

[toxic thistle]

THEIR AINT NO SLEEPING

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

[gloomy crest]

More like "we'll sleep until half sword ea releases"

LMAOOOO

[coral copper]

well

[coral copper]

hmmm, hard choice

[gloomy crest]

It's an jnaccurate statement but the way impatient people handle the waiting time makes it feel like it

[wanton portal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1yjY7rpaAQvKwpdUliHx0d?si=Jl9JZBWuT9GpsoDyxiGzbA

[gloomy crest]

"NOW ASAP" and its gaslighting me into submitting to the hype

[gloomy crest]

Did tou oost this earlier or es different

[coral copper]

Your name is bad

[gloomy crest]

HIT IT now band

[wanton portal]

Gaslighting is not a real word
Gaslighting is not a real word

[coral copper]

Gaslight is my life motto

[wanton portal]

Different

[coral copper]

I am gonna guess you meant to type "Did you post this earlier or its different?"

[coral copper]

Or you mean "Fid fou fost fis fearlier for fes fifferent

[coral copper]

My cat has done this, trust

[spark quartz]

ok

[gloomy crest]

LIFE is my LIFE MOTTO

[gloomy crest]

I was about to lean towards the former one but this sounds a lot feffer

[coral copper]

Life sucks

[coral copper]

you are a fuffer

[coral copper]

Off topic question, cause I am great at those:D. What is your favorite song?

[gloomy crest]

Life is as beautiful as the Utter Eastern trees

I see the trees, but I also hear them outside my peripheral vision

[gloomy crest]

I need time to think about this

[coral copper]

Life is as beautiful as my hair, so actually quite

[gloomy crest]

Like I wdefinitely wouldn't be able tp answer this accrately tonight

I will need a fertain amounth of thime

[coral copper]

Ok

You do need a lot of thyme to cook a steak

[gloomy crest]

Perhapf thomorrow

[gloomy crest]

Not that much actually

Like a small bundle perfumes the contennt enough

[coral copper]

I personally use 6-7 kilograms of it

[gloomy crest]

Breh

[coral copper]

;)

[gloomy crest]

At that point just puree thyme into a pan sauce

Lmao

[coral copper]

I suppose I could, but then I can't make the joke

[gloomy crest]

You can

I allow you to

[coral copper]

I dis-allow myself

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/gelo-james-james-gelo-confirmado-stamp-logo-gif-14484313

Me el confirmo you to do it

[gloomy crest]

I re-allow you to

[coral copper]

https://tenor.com/view/rejected-neil-degrasse-tyson-startalk-rejection-nope-gif-19152567

[coral copper]

I dis-allow you to message the word "re-allow"

[gloomy crest]

I can see through all the clouds in the sky after Mother Nature greets me.

[gloomy crest]

Okay. Extra-allow you to

[coral copper]

I am father nature, I mated with nature

don't question the meaning. You don't need to know:)

[gloomy crest]

I can see the meaning

[coral copper]

good for you

[gloomy crest]

Because I am not 9 years old

Lmfao

[coral copper]

hmm, new question, what is your favorite movie?

[coral copper]

haha, I am 8. I have bested you

[gloomy crest]

Another tough one but I can think this quicker

Cuz I'm less of a movie guy

[coral copper]

fair

[gloomy crest]

Favorite movie is probably Barbarian

[coral copper]

pretty good movie

[gloomy crest]

Ive watched a lot of horror movies for someone who doesnt even prefer to watch movies, yet that sticks to my head

I keep replaying the scenes in my head cuz it was such a well done movie

[coral copper]

I haven't watched a horror movie ever... I gotta watch some

[gloomy crest]

Obviously other movies did "movie-ing"" better but Barbarian is just peak in how it did it

[gloomy crest]

Are we toaking abou the ssame movie then el.o.el

[coral copper]

I'd prolly have to say moana, basic I know, but my mom makes me watch it too much. Its her favorite

[gloomy crest]

Man I'd be tired of the music at that point

[coral copper]

I believe it sucks. but I have to say tis good no matter what

[coral copper]

trust me, I am

[gloomy crest]

We even watched the same movie though??

What happened in Barbarian to your knowledge

[coral copper]

Hah no, I haven't watched it

[gloomy crest]

Spoil the story

[coral copper]

remember my life motto?

[gloomy crest]

You said it sucks tho

Oh bruh

[coral copper]

Yeah, and?

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/crook-mafia-boss-beanie-5000exp-yotta-games-gif-15004817

[coral copper]

Don't trust a thing I say

[gloomy crest]

This u rn

[coral copper]

Unless I say the truth, then do trust me

[quartz basalt]

i had the 13 min of peak half sword fights

[coral copper]

good:)

[quartz basalt]

i have it on tape too

[gloomy crest]

Yeah this is gonna be hard for me to get used to because i cant consistently remember intention like that

[coral copper]

coolio

[coral copper]

Hmmm, skill issue my lad

[gloomy crest]

Send the reeling tape

[gloomy crest]

I'm just not in the right senses

[quartz basalt]

i shalt. imma make a vid soon

[gloomy crest]

You probabky don't get it

[gloomy crest]

Dm or ping me with it

[coral copper]

according to myself I am 8, I don't even have senses yet

[gloomy crest]

List me down in your customer book

Holt van Jolt

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[gloomy crest]

Thanks Fillie

[lime harness]

so there's multiple people from probably other countries here right?

so question

to you fellas does 10kk mean 10 million?