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rancid reef
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smh

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Y'ALL GOT ANY OF 'EM TUCK'N BUCK IN THIS WALMART

toxic thistle
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ww2 but has like a shit ton of pree done campaigns

rancid reef
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Buck n tuck

toxic thistle
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cheaper dlc

mighty badger
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but good to know

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is there any medieval ones?

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or has society not grown so culture yet

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because its always WW2, WW2, WW2, WW1, WW2, WW1, WW1, WW2

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i dont mind as long as its well done

toxic thistle
mighty badger
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but there are a lot of wars in history to mull over two of them

gloomy crest
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yes

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Like the Moaian wars

toxic thistle
mighty badger
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oh cool

toxic thistle
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Thats sort of like that but you can't controll an invidual person

mighty badger
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not that i recall by name but i have heard of total war

toxic thistle
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I recommend it as a general fun strategy game

indigo hare
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And modern

toxic thistle
mighty badger
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i like strategy war games

toxic thistle
indigo hare
toxic thistle
gloomy crest
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Quick question, do you mean added to the game or to the ordinance

mighty badger
mighty badger
toxic thistle
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but if you get the dlc fall of the samuri, it's fucking reveolution war style strategy sim (Or what a friends call it, nepalonic) with cannons, naval bombardments, Gatlin guns (not ww1 gatlin gun) and shit.
I only have so much damn hours because of fall of samuri being so damn fun.

mighty badger
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i ran some ground tests and the tuck is useless agaisnt them

toxic thistle
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and ninja in that era

mighty badger
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while trying to get a wide arch for the head the buck gets in the way

eager kernel
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Where winds meet is so hype

mighty badger
# mighty badger some edo period thingy?

one of my favorite periods in japan ngl, ghost of yotei and blue eyes samurai just encapsulated that but BES fails on showing the samurai with pocket blickies

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they latched onto guns as SOON as deemed an advantage

mighty badger
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i need to play it soon

toxic thistle
eager kernel
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If you have no idea about wuxia it wont make sense

toxic thistle
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for fall of samuri dlc

mighty badger
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or am i crazy

mighty badger
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i will read a few things about it

toxic thistle
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but the intial game is indeed edo

eager kernel
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Wuxia is a Chinese fiction genre

toxic thistle
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16th century

waxen cloak
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she half sword on my hedgeborn 'til i flibbertigibbet

gloomy crest
# mighty badger to the ordinance, also a spare mace for armored pests

Hmm okay.

What you described should be perfectly compliant with the current ordinance because the tuck and buck is only listed as insisted side arms.

Thus, you'd be able to wield and carry any additional preferred weapon (e.g. long tuck, polearms, maces) while the buck and tuck is carried onto your belt.

The tuck and buck is more foundational so that you can either main that or reserve it as a last resort backup if you main somethjng else.

gloomy crest
toxic thistle
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@mighty badger Look I can't rrecommend total war shogun 2 enough, it's Edo period in the base game, and fall of the samuri has probobly the best Napoleonic war style gameplay in the whole tTotal Warseries.

mighty badger
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@toxic thistle Arbs + Skillet becomes hell yeah simulator

mighty badger
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you bet it is

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two of em

toxic thistle
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it's really choppy

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let me download the video real quick

gloomy crest
toxic thistle
wanton portal
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totatlly accurate

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battle

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SIMULATOR

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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I like using the buckler as a passive shield to approach their long reaching polearms before I half-tuck once I'm in their face

gloomy crest
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Bruh

mighty badger
toxic thistle
mighty badger
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brb gotta shower

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rain is starting

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i dont want to die

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
# mighty badger understandable

Another important thing... the tuck and buck is specified as sidearms because a ton of the people from the group come from colonial/napoleonic interests

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So I imagine the musketeers carry the tuck n buck while maining the musket lol

gloomy crest
tepid field
waxen cloak
gloomy crest
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Yeah my humor standards are pretty low since 90% of my jokes are joe mama-based

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It's gotten to the point I just start incorporating joe to my vocab

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I use Joe in place of guy sometimes for example

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"That Joe let me borrow his phone for a bit"

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Or "I feel joeful"

waxen cloak
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i think drywall. dog dog. god angry? 🦾

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vivid flashbacks of watching "yo mama" videos as they released, with nothing but my Xbox 360 and its accompanying youtube app. i miss when my life was so simple, naught but a wee lad. never knew how good i had it until it was gone

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waxen cloak
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please help me willie, i need emotional support

untold wraith
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Y'all fw the art?

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It's a book if it weren't obvious

drifting stirrup
untold wraith
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Huh?

drifting stirrup
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I was making a pun

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Why it lowkey look like Plank?

untold wraith
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Who

mighty badger
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this looks too familiar

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where have i seen this mf before

mighty badger
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no no not from there

gloomy crest
mighty badger
gloomy crest
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COMMENCE INDEPENDENT FIRE THROUGHOUT THE BATTERY AND THE BATTALION

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I'm giving supporting fire from Halfcordia

mighty badger
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i died

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goddamn crackshot of a guy shot me through the thing

gloomy crest
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What game dis

mighty badger
weary tinsel
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i love rising front

gloomy crest
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k

gloomy crest
mighty badger
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see

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Ye

weary tinsel
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yeah

mighty badger
weary tinsel
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echo charly makes amazing mods on the workshop

gloomy crest
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I like the fort

mighty badger
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i downloaded some

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can you clear a few doubts for me?

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how do i change eras on sandbox?

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i wanted to play civil war scenarios

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do i have to download them?

weary tinsel
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its a mod on the workshop

mighty badger
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and if so, is there any without any time limit

weary tinsel
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that im not too sure about i havent played in a while

weary tinsel
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Np!

mighty badger
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i wont lie, defending the fort when you are mostly by yourself is horrifying lol

weary tinsel
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true.

mighty badger
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when they start taking parts of the fort and going up those towers i already start to panic

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blasting My Way while having a last stand is always a good time tho

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jesus christ frankie

gloomy crest
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._.

mighty badger
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I dont think the geneva convetion allows thisWhyMe

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you will suffer a thousand deaths

waxen cloak
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jebediah must've had the gigachad filter on that stream, looking more handsome than ever

gloomy crest
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jebediah longtree

waxen cloak
waxen cloak
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don't you dare

tall pumice
waxen cloak
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holy shiut you weren't lying

gloomy crest
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Vive le duc

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
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The little field forts look fun to me

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I would be a bussin' sapper

mighty badger
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gonna sleep

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gn folks

gloomy crest
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Good night Electron

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Cya tomorrow

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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shleepy cat is so cute

mighty badger
gloomy crest
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Tuck'n buck... tuck'n tuck... boiled tuck... mashed tuck...

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So many different ways to tuck

gloomy crest
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K gn

waxen cloak
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jesse purpleman ⁉️

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that's the guy from breaking bag

gloomy crest
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He's the dude who made Billie Jean

quick shard
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😭 no half sword

waxen cloak
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naww chief i'm pretty sure that was michael jordan

pearl coral
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hi

quick shard
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legit dude

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its going to be 2027 by the time half sword releases

waxen cloak
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surely it's tomorrow... trust me guys...

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please god, let it be tomorrow

craggy trail
waxen cloak
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as the time passes, my will corrodes

ember charm
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Who up halfing they sword rn

toxic thistle
unreal bay
ember charm
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What am I looking at

unreal bay
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Am making a mod, blood physics mod

ember charm
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oh cool

elder pawn
unreal bay
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46

ember charm
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oh god the devs are hip

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whats next? liberal revolution?

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please tell me theres not going to be genders in halfsword

elder pawn
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he’s so jolly

ember charm
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WOOOOOOAH

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that reminds me of a pumpkin I painted one time

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i can't send a pic because i not a high enough level

toxic thistle
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@mighty badger easy red 2 you can loot the bodies of friend or foe

wanton portal
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5 more achievements

loud fossil
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hello

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can i ask a question

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in the early accsess what is the game price gonna be ?

ember charm
brazen jacinth
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loud fossil
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cant wait to play early accsess

indigo hare
loud fossil
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lezgooo

ember charm
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my bad pimpin

loud fossil
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i hope its between 10-20 $

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up to 30 is ok

pearl coral
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hi

visual agate
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when

gloomy crest
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Half Sword out this morning?

frosty stratus
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gm

frosty stratus
gloomy crest
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Well don't question me

lime harness
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ADHD zombies would be horrifying

They'd either zone out and run into a wall

Or lock on to you like the fucking Terminator and never give up

spark quartz
tranquil coral
spark quartz
toxic thistle
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House plays fucking jazz

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ok that wasnt jazz but this ishttps://open.spotify.com/track/4eAlHTYUZvllH2dE2juVQZ?si=4305342269004090

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or more blues

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either way he does fucking music

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He plays 5 instruments.

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tranquil coral
spark quartz
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chilly oriole
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Please tell me when is Half Sword coming out? please do a real date cause i cant wait any longer

chilly oriole
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im serious on when it comes out bro

stable palm
chilly oriole
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well idk, it says it comes out this year but. idk

chilly oriole
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so just type in chats?

stable palm
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talk, talk, talk, talkity-talk-talk. yes

chilly oriole
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ok

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so

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should

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i

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do

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1

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word

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for

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a

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thing

stable palm
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it's rather dead cause lotsa people asleep

chilly oriole
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like

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dis?

chilly oriole
stable palm
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i dunno if that works, but i also dunno if it doesn't. best way to level is by chattin' with other folks, makin' friends, enemies, pals and rivals

chilly oriole
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ok then, sounds good ill try sometime later, but you have a good night

stable palm
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thank ye and good night. I should head to bed, my vision's gettin' blurry.

fresh drum
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give me image perms cunt

indigo hare
indigo hare
fresh drum
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keep the chat active

indigo hare
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I’d rather chat be dead than you talk

oak olive
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is ea out yet @drowsy finch miss ralifoellyeyoyyyyyyyy is ea getting delayed

spark quartz
oak olive
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im not asking you

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wheres miss ralflley

spark quartz
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No clue, but you got your answer.

still scaffold
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domer bing domer bing domer bing domer air raid siren

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quartz basalt
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Hmm turkey fur next week

wintry ingot
quartz basalt
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wud this mean we get to play Half sword EA early Thanksgiving

last whale
forest falcon
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huh

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did discord remove the dedicated gif key and entirely merged it with emojis

faint dragon
forest falcon
faint dragon
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if you know the parts you are a veteran of eating chickne

wanton portal
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I finally beaten this stupid ass GAME

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I'VE DONE IT

spark quartz
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(I will be eating my kin)

spark quartz
last whale
spark quartz
spark quartz
last whale
spark quartz
last whale
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I like music that's noisy and dirty

spark quartz
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😭

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I had a friend that was the opposite, dude only listened to super tight high production metal like math core and shit

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But why hardcore beatdown ts is dirty asf

last whale
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Most sounds the same, which makes it feel boring

spark quartz
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I mean.... is that not doom metal

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Like a lot of its low tuned guitar, gutteral vocals and slow tempo

last whale
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Truthfully, most doom metal bands suck ass

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The ones I listen to sounds quite different than each other to me

edgy briar
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a guy using a butter knife killed me πŸ‘ nice

last whale
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And slow tempo is like literally one of the reasons why doom metal is doom metal

edgy briar
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at least the scissors guy didn't kiled me yet πŸ‘ nice

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why are you sleeping at friday's 2:51am

spark quartz
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@pearl coral yo tiktok knights gotta be the worst cornballs bro, like this mf is wearing a chain mail balaclava thats like face tight, would this not just hurt like a mf to get hit in

edgy briar
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donate me 20 bucks to I buy the game when it launch on december 1 - 31? I have 3 bucks already πŸ‘ nice

lavish blade
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an angel dies whenever somebody says that tamil is the oldest language

spark quartz
edgy briar
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if they pay 20 doll/hour I can work for 1 hour to buy laf sword

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I do like thaty

spark quartz
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If you run machinery prolly closer to 50

wanton portal
spark quartz
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Black lung maybe

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Because the coal dust coats your lungs black

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Ifk

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*idk

edgy briar
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1 day of work is infinite money, it only causes lung cancer, but I have 2 πŸ‘ nice

spark quartz
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Haha lung cancer risk is prolly pretty low nowadays, they would have folks wear a respirator or not even go into the mine at all

edgy briar
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imagine 10h/day in a coal mine, it will be 500+ doll/day

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holy I'll be rich

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edgy briar
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why the but is typing this randomly

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bot**

edgy briar
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πŸ‘ nice

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is it bad?

spark quartz
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Bruh

edgy briar
spark quartz
edgy briar
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I'm serious, I joke sometimes, but will read again fr

spark quartz
edgy briar
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got ot

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it*

plain scroll
spark quartz
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The whole west expansion and everything and the gold rush

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How are you today mr mantic

plain scroll
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You may be right so i delete. I thought it was from a movie FrogEyes

wanton portal
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Military outfits too?

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but they look so cool...

plain scroll
wanton portal
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I see JFK

plain scroll
wanton portal
spark quartz
wanton portal
spark quartz
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It may not be an Oxford dictionary word but it has meaning and value

wanton portal
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ripping ass?
where

plain scroll
spark quartz
wanton portal
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your mother

hybrid granite
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Where did you see his face lmao

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Its getting online in late ea

wanton portal
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Jinxy and Sketch are a no for me

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they look and sound weird

fierce hearth
wanton portal
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out of a magicians hat?

plain scroll
wanton portal
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from that convention

plain scroll
wanton portal
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you are LAZY

plain scroll
rich lantern
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and why can i not pre purchase it for $100 rn?

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TAKE MY MONEY!!!

plain scroll
spark quartz
wind geode
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There is no way they didn't do this on purpose

plain scroll
rich lantern
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holy moly who summoned all the mods?

spark quartz
plain scroll
rich lantern
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lolll

wind geode
spark quartz
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In germany

wind geode
plain scroll
spark quartz
plain scroll
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Id suggest avoiding the major cities when you do. Especially London. I went to london once and it was terrible. A bunch of over priced tourist traps

plain scroll
wind geode
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@spark quartz Mocking us for long words but ya'll got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

spark quartz
spark quartz
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We like our long words

wind geode
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just say Quarzstaublunge smh

spark quartz
plain scroll
wind geode
plain scroll
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ahh

wind geode
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or

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Quarzstaublungenerkrankung

spark quartz
wind geode
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which is the same just with disease at the end

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man

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I can't type

wind geode
spark quartz
wind geode
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Why need to explain something when you can just have a word for it

plain scroll
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I do like how alot of german words are just combinations of other words. Its fun

wind geode
plain scroll
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So is the english word for it tbf but its just alot more words

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Pneumono ultra microscopic silico volcano coniosis

pearl coral
worthy ginkgo
spark quartz
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Maybe the one in the screenshot does too i cant tell

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Anyhow thats cool tho

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It would prolly still hurt like a bitch to get hit i bet

plain scroll
pearl coral
spark quartz
summer estuary
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wouldn't do much against someone clonking you with a hammer. well. a bit. would distribute forces

pearl coral
summer estuary
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but u would still get owned

pearl coral
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the main thing that maille face protection is meant to do is to prevent you from having your face torn open by a lucky glancing blow

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it basically makes you immune to anything other than a direct hit

summer estuary
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armor kind of op no?

tired tulip
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day 14 of EA Tomorrow

spark quartz
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@plain scroll

spark quartz
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BTW gang got this dope ahh arc raiders quest guide if youd like it

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I want to get the radio renegade fit so bad

pearl coral
raven saddle
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# spark quartz I want to get the radio renegade fit so bad

I got the samurai skin they released. Looks awesome and it makes you very hard to see in bushes. Me and a Friend were talking to someone wearing it who approached us. I was facing towards my friend and another samurai came out of the bush behind him and i didnt see them at all

spark quartz
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Its such a good game i hope it works for you

pearl coral
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i refunded it for Wartales TrollGlad

spark quartz
plain scroll
spark quartz
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Mayhaps we play arc raiders one day mantic?

plain scroll
spark quartz
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I'm so glad the solo community is so nice

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I've had some great interactions with people

hybrid granite
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I saw somewhere a debate on online multiplayer

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So its not a magicians hat its discord

plain scroll
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We met a group yesterday and my friend gave them a gun they found. Apparently they just spawned in so imagining it from there perspective is very funny.

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Spawns
Gets approached by 2 dapper gentlemen
???
Profit

spark quartz
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Hell yeah

plain scroll
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Also having crossplay off seems to reduce PVP by a fair amount

spark quartz
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Yeah I've heard, I dont mind pvp tbh its welcome but I also like being friendly

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The torrente just fucks people up tho

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I really like the trk

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*ttk

plain scroll
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Torrente is beautiful. I managed a squad wipe with it once

slate marsh
spark quartz
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Then has the nerve to post another video talking about the warden helmet from for honor like wtf bro your armor is legit corny as hell

slate marsh
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wanton portal
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aaaaamo

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amooooo

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amoooooooooo

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amamamammamoooo

wintry ingot
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@unreal bay

gloomy crest
spark quartz
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I'm on a Mexican radio

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
wintry ingot
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waiting for chat to revive

knotty kiln
spark quartz
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Love when fantasy meets reality

faint dragon
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Shoutout to the lovely willie who made this

wanton portal
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@spark quartz Why are you Chuck from Smiling Friends

spark quartz
wanton portal
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because I grant wishes

ripe sun
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do you guys think HS will not release this year?

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is it a possibility?

wanton portal
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yes

spark quartz
faint dragon
spark quartz
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Hopefully...

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Peobably

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More than likely

plain scroll
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They have said it will release this year and they havent announced any delays so i am on the its releasing this year train

ripe sun
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have the devs said if there will be pvp?

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or will it be PvE

spark quartz
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*rocketeer

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I hate autocorrect

spark quartz
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Now i gotta go to the buried city

barren osprey
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tbh i figured it would be out by now

plain scroll
plain scroll
wanton portal
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fnaf 3 movie will be mid
fnaf 4 movie will be peak

plain scroll
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Chat i think im dyslexic

spark quartz
barren osprey
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still figured it would be out by now

plain scroll
wanton portal
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@plain scroll question

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how does it feel not being able to block users because you have to moderate everyone

spark quartz
plain scroll
plain scroll
lunar stream
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life is peak again

plain scroll
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All my snow melted CatSmonk

lunar stream
plain scroll
wanton portal
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just fake snow

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how does real snow feel like

forest falcon
forest falcon
lunar stream
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also depends if its wet or dry

lunar stream
forest falcon
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pain in the ass to clean after walking in it

lunar stream
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i hate it

drowsy finch
forest falcon
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man who tf wrote this cookie recipe, they keep going back and forth between ml and spoonfuls for wet ingredients

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use 55 ml oil and 6 spoons of water

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whar

wanton portal
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why tf do people draw faces like this lmao

forest falcon
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it's called caricature

wanton portal
drowsy finch
faint dragon
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https://youtube.com/shorts/0ozpNFCybcI?si=yyxtKv21H7bGEpxb never knew skallagrim knew half sword

The big old spiky stick does not care how much you studied the blade... Parry this, you filthy casual.

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mystic marlin
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yall see half life 3 got announced

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plain scroll
gloomy crest
lucid atlas
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Game: VF5: US (Virtua Fighter 5: Ultimate Showdown)
Developed by: Ryu ga Gotoku Studio & AM2 R&D Dept. #2

Released: June 1st, 2021
Sound Leader: Kazuki Takagi
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forest falcon
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and the oil out of a measuring cup

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you have a measuring cup just give the fucking mililiters for water

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lmao

plain scroll
gloomy crest
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That's why my recipe book is better. I just tell you to set bowls on scales and add ingreds until you meet the grams. Can pour straight into the bowl instead of another measuring tool. Obviously some eyeballing is necessary.

forest falcon
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anyway i made the dough

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adjusted the ingredient amount

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a bit

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and eyeballed the water

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it looks roughly the same so i'll just have to wait

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i'll make one big ass cookie

forest falcon
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xd

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put the bowl on a scale and just poured shit in until it raised the number accordingly

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it's less cleanup that way

gloomy crest
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And more importantly less ambiguous

I always lose measuring tools but my scale lives on the counter sleekly

spark quartz
gloomy crest
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So when I had no scale I would try to approximate 1/3 cup with a cup measurer which kinda sucked

spark quartz
gloomy crest
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Let's make it real

spark quartz
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There's a hema school in a city I'm near that I wanna join

gloomy crest
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I'll donate 1Β’ for your upcoming loadout

spark quartz
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Imma prolly call today

gloomy crest
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Nvm they discontinued the penny. Make it 5Β’

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
spark quartz
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But its a hema school and I wanna go regardless

gloomy crest
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That's good

gloomy crest
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This is for cookie?

forest falcon
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one singular big cookie

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yea

spark quartz
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send some through the screen

gloomy crest
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are those raisins?

forest falcon
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yes

spark quartz
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Ew

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You fucking heretic

forest falcon
gloomy crest
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Bro

gloomy crest
faint dragon
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who the hell puts raisins on cookies

gloomy crest
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I have an anti-raisin detector

spark quartz
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I assumed AAAAAA was a normal person

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But turns out hes a FREAK

forest falcon
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i eat cookies with hot sauce

gloomy crest
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Consider not adding raisins

spark quartz
gloomy crest
forest falcon
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😭

faint dragon
spark quartz
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Are crimes against humanity ban worthy 😭

gloomy crest
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Adding hot sauce is too different from adding spices into cookies like cinnamon

faint dragon
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just eat em with milk

faint dragon
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Eat it with milk instead

gloomy crest
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I used to blend biscoffs into smoothies for their flavor

plain scroll
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I mean i get chilli with chocolate but hot sauce usually has over flavours in it FrogEyes

gloomy crest
gloomy crest
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I think anything normal like sriracha is better than tangy buffalo sauce

spark quartz
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@ mcwonderbeast is this bannable

gloomy crest
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Also Italians add dark chocolate to bolognese (I think) to balance the acidity

spark quartz
plain scroll
spark quartz
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Then again I'm not exactly normal

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I have my food sins

gloomy crest
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Mole has chocolate too

spark quartz
gloomy crest
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Best thing ever

forest falcon
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tbf lately i try to cut down on hot sauces and spicy food because it irritates my stomach

gloomy crest
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It's complementary like bay leaf

gloomy crest
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I'd rather have a huge cookie than a big cake for birthdays

forest falcon
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true

wanton portal
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it was iceream cake

forest falcon
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most cakes just taste like sponge with cream/sugar

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at least storebought

gloomy crest
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I like ice cream cake but I'd sacrifice having no cake in birthdays if that means cookie all the time

forest falcon
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never had homemade cake

wanton portal
forest falcon
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m

gloomy crest
eager jungle
eager jungle
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im in russia of all things and the cakes are hitting

gloomy crest
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Whole Foods I think does cakes well...

gloomy crest
wanton portal
forest falcon
gloomy crest
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Or they spend a lot on cakes in the wrong way

forest falcon
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but cakes taste like asscheeks

gloomy crest
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Big ass cake that tastes ass

eager jungle
gloomy crest
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Cake more like asscake because it's ass

eager jungle
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every cake i have is good structure wise i just dont like the ingredients

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damn i want a cake now

gloomy crest
forest falcon
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the only good cake I had was with banana/chocolate others just taste like condensed cream and sugar

eager jungle
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but i cant have sweet stuff 4 now πŸ₯Ή

gloomy crest
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Come to Asscakeville if you want bad cakes

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Worst cakes in toqn

wanton portal
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the only "bad" cake imo is the one with fruit frosting
who in the world
want's their spiderman cake to taste like apples

forest falcon
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borderline puke worthy

gloomy crest
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I need to see a half sword themed birthday party sometime

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Imagine the cake for that

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OMG

wanton portal
forest falcon
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it's just willy's foot with candles on it

gloomy crest
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Imagine if the cake is just Willie so the insides are literally flesh

forest falcon
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😭

gloomy crest
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And the cake knife is modeled after the game's peasant messers

halcyon pendant
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i havent played the demo in a while what does the beggar rank on the top right mean? and how do i increase it?

eager jungle
forest falcon
gloomy crest
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Gauntlet mode differs from free mode cuz you need to play rounds to earn different amounts of points

gloomy crest
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Press Play Demo on the left

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To start playing

wanton portal
gloomy crest
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If you die higher in the ranks, you get sent to the Abyss to save yo rank

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To dress your ranks, extend your left arm straight for the fellas to your left and align to the dude on your right

halcyon pendant
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thanks guys

gloomy crest
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After dressing ranks, your commander will order "eyes front" to return to shoulder arms position

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Now they may order to "make ready"

lavish blade
fast nymph
wanton portal
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How tf does Willie have white teeth?
cleaning teeths wasnt that regulated back then

strong jetty
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im john evil

craggy trail
fast nymph
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except the british.

wanton portal
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@spark quartz who is the Pim to your Chuck

fast nymph
wanton portal
fast nymph
wanton portal
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and who bathes, feeds, play with them?

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surely not Him

kindred marlin
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duck with a gun

fast nymph
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Hilbus plays with his royal horses.

fast nymph
kindred marlin
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Yeah

craggy trail
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My turtle has a way better name

fast nymph
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what is your turtles name?

wanton portal
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Da Vinci

craggy trail
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and then there’s my dog

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my dog’s name is Gary

fast nymph
craggy trail
wanton portal
fast nymph
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Message from Sir Hilbus-Bolt Von Berenreute: Do not insult my name peasant. Meowzers.

astral otter
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Haha

wanton portal
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@fast nymph Is it true that your cat was part of the assassination of Julius Caesar?

fast nymph
craggy trail
astral otter
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Such a peasant name

wanton portal
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@craggy trail Is it true that your pet turtle shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914?

fast nymph
craggy trail
craggy trail
wanton portal
#

Kingdom come DELIVERANCE

craggy trail
craggy trail
astral otter
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My parrots name is: β€žSir Gilbus-Bolt Von Berenreute of Steel Crowns and Rubber Ducks of the Holy Roman Empire and his respective Provinces of Selbitz, Hofstetten and Boswies the VIII Erdbeerkuchenschildkrotemond Harold Steel Pectorals von Liechtenstein of the Victorian dynasty the XVI jr sr, conqueror of Windows 7, hoarder of baguettes, conqueror of Norway, heir to the thrones of Germany, France, England, Spain, Portugal, and Denmark, rightful ruler of the United States of America: 🦜 β€ž

wanton portal
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why would anyone do that

craggy trail
craggy trail
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Spotify doxes you

wanton portal
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wait what

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if thats the case

astral otter
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My parrot is 10012 years old

wanton portal
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then isnt Youtube also selling my data to the chinese

fast nymph
craggy trail
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It’s different

astral otter
fast nymph
tranquil coral
fast nymph
craggy trail
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HL3 before GTA6 πŸ™

fast nymph
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YES!

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HOPIUM!

astral otter
# fast nymph i mean 23 googolplex years old. mb.

You are missunderstanding something.Sir Gilbus-Bolt Von Berenreute of Steel Crowns and Rubber Ducks of the Holy Roman Empire and his respective Provinces of Selbitz, Hofstetten and Boswies the VIII Erdbeerkuchenschildkrotemond Harold Steel Pectorals von Liechtenstein of the Victorian dynasty the XVI jr sr, conqueror of Windows 7, hoarder of baguettes, conqueror of Norway, heir to the thrones of Germany, France, England, Spain, Portugal, and Denmark, rightful ruler of the United States of America: 🦜 , is actually 10012 Trans-tetra­tera­tera­tera­tera­giga-triginta­mega-titan­­hyper­omniplextillion years old

wanton portal
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I'm just waiting for RDR3 at this point
GTA 6 will just be RDR2 but in the GTA universe

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RDR3 and GTA 7 will be REVOLUTIONARY

fast nymph
astral otter
#

Oh

wanton portal
craggy trail
astral otter
#

Actually Sir Gilbus-Bolt Von Berenreute of Steel Crowns and Rubber Ducks of the Holy Roman Empire and his respective Provinces of Selbitz, Hofstetten and Boswies the VIII Erdbeerkuchenschildkrotemond Harold Steel Pectorals von Liechtenstein of the Victorian dynasty the XVI jr sr, conqueror of Windows 7, hoarder of baguettes, conqueror of Norway, heir to the thrones of Germany, France, England, Spain, Portugal, and Denmark, rightful ruler of the United States of America: 🦜 is 10012 Trans-tetra­tera­tera­tera­tera­giga-triginta­mega-titan­­hyper­omniplextillion
∞^{2500}∞(1e+64) Eons old

wanton portal
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you just copypasted the message

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smh....

astral otter
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No

wanton portal
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I'm starting to think these pets arent REAL

astral otter
#

What ?!!!!

fast nymph
# astral otter Actually Sir Gilbus-Bolt Von Berenreute of Steel Crowns and Rubber Ducks of the ...

Hilbus is actually ∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)x12x10012 Trans-tetra­tera­tera­tera­tera­giga-triginta­mega-titan­­hyper­omniplextillion(*24>21>65.11) Eons Multiplied by 10444 Eons old.

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take that Squid Supremacist.

astral otter
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Sir gilbus is actually ∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64) ∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)x12x ∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)x12x Trans-tetra­tera­tera­tera­tera­giga-triginta­mega-titan­­hyper­omniplextillion(*24>21>65.11) Eons multiplied by ∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)∞^{2500}∞(1e+64)x12x years old.

fast nymph
#

ts is getting old

lucid delta
#

bro is unc

fast nymph
astral otter
#

Of him

#

Wait let me cook up smth

#

Bro is Walter white Sr of Sr of Sr

#

Heres the picture of him:

#

My parrot

fast nymph
lavish blade
#

voulge in ppg

fast nymph
#

i'm voulging my shih to this

drowsy finch
wanton portal
lavish blade
#

its sharp too

gloomy crest
lunar stream
swift moss
#

we are NOT getting rich

#

atleast its not ai

fierce thistle
plain scroll
fierce thistle
#

Thanks

dusty horizon
spark quartz
indigo hare
lavish blade
fast nymph
lunar stream
swift moss
lavish blade
spark quartz
wanton portal
#

@spark quartz did you know

swift moss
#

turkey mentioned...

spark quartz
#

Here we go...

wanton portal
#

Charlie/Charles has a shorter version

#

named Chuck

wanton portal
#

pretty cool right

fast nymph
dusty horizon
#

gg

spark quartz
lavish blade
dusty horizon
#

im blowing myself up

spark quartz
lunar stream
swift moss
#

make us rich bro

fast nymph
spark quartz
#

That'll be so peak

fast nymph
#

i think

#

idk

spark quartz
wanton portal
fast nymph
wanton portal
#

or something

spark quartz
#

I really want them to add more outfits to the dude you can play while you explore your town

lavish blade
#

i do orchestral

#

im startng to get into classical

lunar stream
#

i do uhhh

#

random shit

fast nymph
wanton portal
#

It's just the MOUSTACHE

lavish blade
wanton portal
#

he doesnt have the HAIR

fast nymph
#

yes he does.

lavish blade
#

for your safety on the server id recommend you delete that message

craggy trail
#

Still water? What else would it be?

lavish blade
#

no jokr

wanton portal
fast nymph
lavish blade
wanton portal
craggy trail
#

I saw what you deleted

fast nymph
#

i didn't delete anything.

wanton portal
atomic mistBOT
#
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

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I might pay my buddy to finish it fr

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Lemme cheque

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Wordle 1615 was...

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Most common thing we play in my server

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While some of us do Half Sword, Minecraft, and other games separately, we all do Wordle together

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That's based

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Who’s Joe

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OHHH

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Hahaha oh man you are definitely getting banned haha rofl even

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What'd you get from yesterday's grocery trip

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Holy shit, I stabbed willie in the thigh with my sword; he then pulled it out and gave it back to me
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I love to leave weapons in but sometimes they grab it out and use it against me

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