general-catfish-🐱🐟

[umbral bough]

a tesla could too so wassup

[tranquil tapir]

It’s an 85 virago

Shitbox equivalent of a bike

[umbral bough]

if it beats 3.7s to 60 it should be able to get the jump

but that's to be expected against something several times its weight

[tranquil tapir]

It tops out at 180 tho cause it’s all torque lol

Only has acceleration being a Vtwin, same as a Harley or Indian

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-sleepy-sleepy-horse-bored-you-bored-the-horse-gif-26864352

can we get jousting in half sword

[tranquil tapir]

But your in luck clueless, the gods have brought us together on terms of cars the day after I fucked my muffler on a speed bump, SHE SINGS NOW!

[umbral bough]

shouldve ripped dat bitch out day one tf

i have a racing muffler on

[tranquil tapir]

Nah it’s a clapped out OG momo muffler

[gloomy crest]

What do you drive, clueless?

[little talon]

is this a manual

[umbral bough]

2008 335i e93 chassis with upgraded turbos and supporting mods

[gloomy crest]

cooool

love the colour

[umbral bough]

fuck manuals those shits are annoying and overrated

[lofty kindle]

Why does this look like a rendering?

[umbral bough]

night camera does weird things to the colors

[little talon]

i heard nobody robs manuals in america cos they cant drive em

[gloomy crest]

I've never touched auto so I don't know what its like, is it actually better

[lofty kindle]

Is this taken in low light?

[gloomy crest]

I mostly am surrounded by people irl who just shit on auto cars

[tranquil tapir]

Ngl this might be worst the car has sounded ever, there’s so much other bullshit than engine noise

[mighty badger]

@gloomy crest

where were we

tim maia right?

[gloomy crest]

wages

[mighty badger]

fuck em

i wanna talk about brazillian music im inspired

[gloomy crest]

but u made an entire point about it

and you're killing MY people because of it

[mighty badger]

hey i stopped!

for now.

[tranquil tapir]

Chat does the car sound good

[gloomy crest]

i dont think i can move on from that

[opaque forum]

hell yeah

[mighty badger]

why, want me to kill more to make it a tragedy?

[tranquil tapir]

LETS GOOO

[gloomy crest]

it already is one

we're depressed in our server because ur killing us

[mighty badger]

i dont have a problem of getting it to the triple digits

[gloomy crest]

electron we are over now

[gloomy crest]

good but I'd hate you for driving past

[mighty badger]

i will send you a video where i kill one of your elites

i want your people's reactions to it

[gloomy crest]

I said we're over

[tranquil tapir]

Valid, it’s a bit like.. what’s the word, shakey? Raspy? That fart-can type sound

[gloomy crest]

Asthma intake

https://tenor.com/view/tear-apart-tear-tear-paper-cut-paper-sky-castle-gif-3191668327381833946

[tranquil tapir]

The muffler isn’t actually connected rn so that’s just the sound of the pipes n cat’s

[gloomy crest]

OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-angry-enfp-napoleon-enfp-gif-5487305427474406721

[mighty badger]

send me their reactions

i want to read their pleads for mercy

[mighty badger]

thats a sexy motor

[gloomy crest]

you gonna install another yourself or go to a shop?

[gloomy crest]

on topic pls go to #halfsword-chat-⚔

[tranquil tapir]

Just needs to be reconnected, the joint was a slack job

[mighty badger]

this is general

anything goes

[gloomy crest]

I see 😤

[umbral bough]

local loser has cats on his car

[gloomy crest]

I had an issue with mine but then had to get sealant and shit apparently so I got fed up and just went to a shop

[umbral bough]

lookat this dude

[gloomy crest]

paid about $20 more than the sealant would even cost me

[mighty badger]

buh bye all

gn

[tranquil tapir]

There’s a fine line between all original being cool and all original being shitbox

[spark quartz]

Good night my Brazilian fellow

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-dancing-cats-holding-hands-silly-cats-cute-cats-gif-8125533878867708113

[umbral bough]

my boy your cats are probably clogged to death at that age and mileage

get high-flows if you love the environment so much

[tranquil tapir]

Is my first car tho, I love it no matter what it’s like 😊

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tomatonator-gif-7815516621639278565

[tranquil tapir]

This engine is a Time bomb, i swear if i do any modifications thats precisely when it’ll find a reason to blow up

[umbral bough]

mods that reduce backpressure are good for motor

[tranquil tapir]

It’s a long fused time bomb, but still one nonetheless

[tranquil tapir]

But then I gotta talk to the ECU to let it know

[gloomy crest]

well surely it will be easy to find somebody who can fix that engine

[tranquil tapir]

I wanna get the 320 engine, 2 liter inline 6 highest potential rpm variant iirc

[tranquil tapir]

But first it needs actual loving work, not cool mods

Cv axle, leaky trunk seals, shakey spoiler, trans fluid and filter, oh and Diff fluid hasn’t been done since ‘94 💀

[gloomy crest]

[umbral bough]

dafuq

diff fluid is one of the easiest things comparable to an oil change

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[tranquil tapir]

Bought fluid just td

[umbral bough]

make sure to not overfill

i know dat shit pitch black with metal shavings in there

[umbral bough]

just ride with a CEL if you havent already

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/saturn-burger-burger-onion-what's-this-mf-thing-tomatonator-gif-471492424829795051

tf they gave me the saturn burger

[tranquil tapir]

The Fack is a CEL

Certified Ebola license

[gloomy crest]

Its freaking cold

Hooooooo

[tranquil tapir]

4° C here wbu

[gloomy crest]

@ember charm https://youtube.com/shorts/iia8sNznAhI?si=kASY3mrQd69mBm_h

I was initially referring to the electric clavinet btw

[tranquil tapir]

Peter

[gloomy crest]

12

[ember charm]

Dude thats fucking sick

[gloomy crest]

I love the cold though

[tranquil tapir]

The horse is here

[drowsy finch]

batman

[gloomy crest]

I love using it in my arrangements

[tranquil tapir]

Still pret good, ngl im not sure abt you but i cant feel much difference between like 5-12° just feels like neutral cold

[gloomy crest]

Stevie Wonder makes extensive use of it

[tranquil tapir]

Anything above or below that feels dramatically different tho

[gloomy crest]

I dont like stevie's music that much though

[gloomy crest]

Interesting

[tranquil tapir]

And you think that’s cool, wait till you see my homemade clavicle

[gloomy crest]

In my first job I was so early often that I would be waiting outside for an hour while it was 4–7° lol

[tranquil tapir]

putting in overtime on your idle animation

[gloomy crest]

I wasn't a big sweater or jacket fan so all I had on was just my chef uniform and backpack

[gloomy crest]

Roblox idle animation

[tranquil tapir]

Real shit you ever hit the generic idle animation while in public

I’ve gotten some gnarly side eyes from doing it lmao

[gloomy crest]

Not yet but I do it when im messing with my friends

They always get second hand embarassment out of it, it's hilarious

[gloomy crest]

I think we all had that chef experience lol

though I'm still doing it

just with a better role and a better salary

Order fire, one early access on the fly

🏃‍➡️ 🏃‍➡️ 🏃‍➡️

I DIDN'T HEAR NO "HEARD" FROM THAT

Callouts y'all

walks down tight ass kitchen
HOT, BEHIND

we do "drill sergeant" in our kitchen, I don't know why

it existed when I got here

i'm too scared to ask why

https://tenor.com/view/preparing-food-kevin-dobson-below-deck-cooking-kitchen-gif-16975881

Expediter fuckin around with his tweezers

[tranquil tapir]

Lowkey why he just seasoning slabs of corn cob

[gloomy crest]

Elaborate

[tranquil tapir]

If I got served that at a restaurant I’d be chapped dude

[gloomy crest]

Texture

Isk what he even sprinkling

Idk*

[tranquil tapir]

“Yeah we didn’t feel like making anything presentable, here’s a knob of corn with a stick in it and some bullshit sprinkled on top”

[gloomy crest]

like, "fire halibut" then "YES DRILL SERGANT"

Really dislike corn on the cob

The stupid silk strands

[tranquil tapir]

It’s great except for exclusively that problem

[gloomy crest]

Lmfao tf

Most we'd go is just a "yes sir"

That's hilarious

[tranquil tapir]

I feel like your majorly missing out on the opportunity for “grill Sargent”

[gloomy crest]

I'm the CDC here and its a genuinely wonderful place so I work maybe 30 hours a month and get a good salary, I ain't gonna question most shit

Although I do like pretending im a soldier sometimes

I took the ticket rail and pretended I was doing musket drills with it

[gloomy crest]

Lemme apply, damn

[tranquil tapir]

With tickets still on it? 😭

[gloomy crest]

Naw when it was slow

[gloomy crest]

Come to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Okay Mr Ramsay

Most shifts I work are actually dead solo weekday evenings

Whats that one dude

Pierre or something

then I come in to do admin for half my other hours

[tranquil tapir]

The one with a bicycle grandma?

[gloomy crest]

I dont recognize that

Marco Pierre White

[tranquil tapir]

It’s a great meme, diff guy tho

[gloomy crest]

I love seeing them in their younger days

[tranquil tapir]

Marco’s nutty

[unreal bay]

Pierre le Fou

[gloomy crest]

The old school line

Old footage like that is so oddly warming

[tranquil tapir]

such a confident man too, can just hear it in his voice

[gloomy crest]

Interesting

[spark quartz]

GALALALALALALALAXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYY

[tranquil tapir]

Galaxy gas 🤤

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-roadrunner-preparing-meal-sauteing-anthony-bourdain-gif-22002568

[gloomy crest]

thats Gino D'Acampo, tv "chef"

[tranquil tapir]

GINO

[gloomy crest]

Still waiting on the early access, chef

[unreal bay]

TUTITITITITUTUTTUTUTRKEYYYYEYEYEYEYEHE

[spark quartz]

bad xartosh

[tranquil tapir]

Cmon just try a hit

[gloomy crest]

Got two 5 tops rolling in

Marco is a psycho piece of shit

[gloomy crest]

Yep

[tranquil tapir]

It’s like flavoured car exhaust

[spark quartz]

Bad

[gloomy crest]

Same as Gordon

[tranquil tapir]

Yer missing out on brain damage lil bro

[gloomy crest]

Yep

Gordon's rebrand just pisses me off

Most of my chefs were good

There was just one very bad one

[tranquil tapir]

Are they really psycho or do they have a super intense obsession

[gloomy crest]

Outdated chef, squashed by abuse, pushing it on further

And that bad one killed my passion for a good while

[gloomy crest]

That sums it up

[gloomy crest]

Oh yeah I was there too, its tough

He was shaped by it

[gloomy crest]

Definitely

[tranquil tapir]

Same for me w music, one bad teacher and I never played sax again

[gloomy crest]

She took over our kitchen cuz our chef was moved to a different area on the campus

And he saw how shit she was

It's been so long

I take a lot of pride in treating my cooks like human beings, its such a tough job

Basically she has this sorta napoleon complex

Lacks much sympathy in the intense environment

You can never just hardline a kitchen

[gloomy crest]

I will never stop being grateful for the sympathetic, thoughtful chefs I had that were SUPER patient with my newbie ass

Peak humanity

Especially coming from a tough household

[tranquil tapir]

Seems like a lot of chefs in that position tend to think the only way to instil order and discipline is trauma

[gloomy crest]

WTF I HAVE NO BLANKETS

Well thats the thing, overwhelming majority of cooks probably are suffering from some thing or another. It's a thankless job, bad pay, bad hours, agonising work. But its relatively hidden so it attracts people suffering the most

[coarse vapor]

Painful reconstruction

[tranquil tapir]

A shame that it’s also something that most of those people have a genuine passion for

[craggy trail]

Oh

Put that in #art-🎨 when you finish

[tranquil tapir]

To be put In that position and treated like garbage in every way just for doing what you love

[gloomy crest]

Yeah, its fucking horrible

[indigo hare]

I can do that with both hands behind my back while jumping up and down and hire someone to build it for me

[gloomy crest]

I personally haven't seen too many abusive chefs though, but I've seen a lot of shitty kitchens run by chefs with decent personality

[coarse vapor]

I am that someone

[gloomy crest]

I had to report quite a few kitchens to the local health departments for ridiculous reasons

[indigo hare]

Did any of them make burgers out of human meat

[gloomy crest]

I did with my first two kitchen jobs for sure, imagine my surprise as a 17 year old going into my second chef de partie role and the head chef still scalds me with a hot spoon when he doesn't seem to like what im doing lol

[gloomy crest]

No

[indigo hare]

Missed opportunity

[gloomy crest]

Real

[coarse vapor]

And you can keep your money, I'm not building for cash.

[gloomy crest]

I am.

@indigo hare Pay up

I'm building you a dirt house

[indigo hare]

Never do something you’re good at for free

[coarse vapor]

I already have an irl job

[gloomy crest]

Some exceptions apply

Charity work

[indigo hare]

“I have too much money”

[coarse vapor]

Begging

[gloomy crest]

thank you, Joker from the Dark Knight (2008)

[coarse vapor]

Yeah, the kind "I have too much money"

[indigo hare]

Are you saying Thank you is a quote by joker from the dark knight (2008)

[gloomy crest]

Yes, thank you (joker from the dark knight 2008)

[tranquil tapir]

thats actually insane, did he even tell you what you did wrong?

[gloomy crest]

Toxic ahh French kitchen culture

[severe fulcrum]

Ratatouille

[gloomy crest]

He went silent

RIP

[gloomy crest]

Joeouille

[gloomy crest]

oh yeah, it was never anything useful though, like I never did anything wrong

Rustic ratatouille > the layered movie thing

It was just not operating like how he imagined his chefs should operate

[tranquil tapir]

Big sauce pan chefs always got ego

Look at them guys

[gloomy crest]

Para, y'all preferred stainless or aluminum for y'alls fry pans

[tranquil tapir]

Uranium

[gloomy crest]

Urmomium

Owned

OHhhhh

[gloomy crest]

we have all copper in this kitchen 💰

[gloomy crest]

Okay

LOL

[tranquil tapir]

I swear those chefs will scream at you not to bring your shit into the kitchen and stay composed despite having nightly meltdowns at everyone

[tranquil tapir]

Urdadium

[gloomy crest]

I know aluminum cookware sucks but I bought it for this household because I can't trust my family with handling anything nicer

But the one thing I love is how they're similarly riveted to copper cookware

[gloomy crest]

"leave your problems at the door" then they go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Makes me feel vintage

[tranquil tapir]

Gimme the nylon coated nonstick pan

[gloomy crest]

Hell naw

[tranquil tapir]

I need more microplastics

[gloomy crest]

I have spare carbon steel pans for u

[gloomy crest]

I have cheap stuff at home, like genuine garbage cheap stuff

[tranquil tapir]

It’s predicted our generation will have enough microplastics in our brain matter to make a regular plastic fork by the time we die

[gloomy crest]

my non-stick pans have become carcinogenic heat sinks with zero coating

sometimes I just use a metal tray on the hob that I stole from work

I stole a lot

Chef's 10" misono gyuto

My prized

Prized spoils of war from the great pillage

[stark flume]

whats yalls goty?

[gloomy crest]

What's our what

[tranquil tapir]

How did you get away with that

[stark flume]

game of the year

[gloomy crest]

joking lol

[gloomy crest]

there are no cameras in kitchens lol

I only stole like

Glove boxes

That's it

I only took one or two XL glove boxes

[tranquil tapir]

Well yeah no cameras but just yknow, one space with a select group of chefs and someone’s knife disappears
But he joking so nothing that matters anyways

[gloomy crest]

Drinks tho

I've taken like 30 round metal bake trays

I drank a lot out of the cooler

I wasn't getting drunk but it was energy drinks, juice, water

Kombucha

[gloomy crest]

well fair, taking a knife is different

[gloomy crest]

Yeah I thought of the most absurd stolen item i can think of

[tranquil tapir]

I feel like that’d be pretty common in the business tho, having drinks from the cooler, no?

[gloomy crest]

I don't take my knives to work though

[gloomy crest]

I think mines had quite a bit

really? wtf

[gloomy crest]

Nah, these are proper bottles and it'll add up

I wouldn't ever work somewhere with kitchen cams

I mean

[tranquil tapir]

If the restaurant has the qualities to be on Hell’s Kitchen it always has security cameras

[gloomy crest]

I know some let people drink whatever on the job even out of the cooler for customer beverages

But my work wanted us to stick to the water machine

Nobody can know my weekday closes are just me watching youtube shorts for 3 hours

I was drinking monster, topo chico, smartwater

Nice lookin flavored water

[gloomy crest]

I try to do this but then I get lazy cuz the knives we have are fine

I take my honers though

Also I've lately started to really prefer soft steels

The reason I got to a messer obsession regarding 15th century warfare was due to my older interest in kitchen knives

[tranquil tapir]

Makes sense, Ig it probably depends how often but I thought Itd be like just a ‘work expense’ type thing, like how some allow you to just make food when your abt to take meal brake

[gloomy crest]

The kitchen knives in Half Sword remind me a lot of old fashioned English knives out of Sheffield

There's at least one maker who continues to produce those shapes out of carbon steel

Well thats obvious

But I find it cool they keep the tradition

[gloomy crest]

What do you mean by this exactly? I think I'm dumb and confused 😤

And include the artisanal aspects like imperfect handles

[gloomy crest]

I tried to make the effort to bring my whole knife roll to rely on my kit instead of the house knives

But I started getting lazy with it

If I did take my roll in, it was only to take out my honing rod

ahh yeah

[tranquil tapir]

There’s the one medium slightly curved knife that’s almost Identical to a super old rusty one I found in my grandpa’s barn

[gloomy crest]

I use F. Dick steels btw cuz im cool

i do have an issue myself where at home i only use one knife which is a chinese chef knife, then at work i use a french knife

muscle memory is all over the place

[gloomy crest]

What kind of french knife

I like french knives

oh not french in make but french in form

just a basic victorinox french chef knife

This one's my favorite frenchie

10" Nogent-style elephant sabatier

I like it

[gloomy crest]

Victorinox's chef knives have a beautiful amount of flat edge

whats the handle made from?

Not too much belly

[gloomy crest]

Beech i think

dope

Something like that

[tranquil tapir]

I thought it’d be ebony wood w how dark it is

[gloomy crest]

they are cheap in everything except the blade

It could be

[tranquil tapir]

Could be stain too, looks very nice either way

Gotta love the baby opinel tho, always wanted one of those cool lil folding knives they make

[severe fulcrum]

Save 49 bucks

[gloomy crest]

@gloomy crest look into getting a chinese chef knife yourself, they're wonderful

[gloomy crest]

You might be right

I always remembered it as stained but

Its been awhile

Lemme keep looking

[tranquil tapir]

It’s the darkest ‘black’ type of wood like how that looks

[gloomy crest]

I've had mine for 8 years now, when I bought it, it was about 3 inches from spine to edge but after years of use and sharpening its about .. 2.6 inches from spine to edge

gonna pass this down to my great great great grandkids

[tranquil tapir]

“Great great great grandpa, this is a sewing needle not a knife”

[gloomy crest]

I had the smallest one that has the integral safety lock. Lost it twice LMAO

[gloomy crest]

I thought about it but never got to that point to buying it

Definitely great all around

It's pretty cool that people are making them with grippy handles like victorinox or mercer

[tranquil tapir]

That’s the type I want, they are pretty uncommon here but pret sure they are popular everywhere else

[gloomy crest]

My only exp with using one was at my friends house

[gloomy crest]

Boning knives after awhile be like

When I'm holding my chef's knife, I kinda imagine I'm in Carnage

OAF!

And then I slice the top and bottom of the onion like I slice Willie

@gloomy crest i'm curious, name your favourite prep work and your least favourite 😤

I need to think about it

It's been awhile

(I'm taking the time to think about it rn btw. im not postponing the thought process lol)

its always onions

least or best

Frick

Onions do be fun to cut...

depends on someone's sensitivity to the allium crying

[gloomy crest]

Sharp knives supposed to suppress this but xonsidering i rely on house knives negates it

I think its all bullshit myth

just down to the human

I don't think it is

Joe told me

like how some people are almost immune to capsaicin

I don't think those are caused only by genes doe

It makes sense to me that onion cells break down even worse to release more crazies under a duller knife

Maybe genes could exaggerate it

But I've compared cutting onions with sharpened vs beat up blades a bit to come to that conclusion

I don't know, for me its just volume. I can get by just fine with 5-10 onions but if the prep is 50+ then I'm crying

[gloomy crest]

I think the worst prep experience I ever had was trying to blend spices into the FINEST powder for a fine shaker

[gloomy crest]

Maybe try honing a bit before you hit the crying point

Bitch I know what I'm doing

Lmao

im joking lol

Ik lol

I know how y'all talk

[gloomy crest]

But this wasn't that regular. Maybe once-ish a month

blending spices though, like you had machines right?

[dapper heart]

r they adding pvp ever?

[gloomy crest]

Vitamix in this case

[gloomy crest]

Local multiplayer via Steam Remote Play and Parsec

[dapper heart]

do we know when?

[gloomy crest]

It was bad because I never figured out how to get it fine enough

[gloomy crest]

When Early Access releases likely

[gloomy crest]

you rock the machine around in a circle and pray, really

[gloomy crest]

At least twice I got the freaking spice mix BURNT to the blade end

The motor overheated the stuck spice clump and freaking burned it

Cuz it was such a decent size batch

oh dont feel too bad, thats normal

in our kitchen we spray the blades with a water mist bottle thing before blending

I just hated staying overtime for something as dumb as a powder shaker

Oh

Thats new

its to do with static electricity generation in the blending, dry blades + dry ingredients will just blast them away and then what sticks to the blades will burn

[gloomy crest]

Btw I'm not talking about food processors if thats what you mean

I dont think ive ever rocked a normal blender

[gloomy crest]

Damn

this applies to manual, electric whatever

You'd do that for something like a spice mix too?

everything

its not enough moisture to meaningfully contribute to the mass of the product

It's a super light mist right

yep

Okay

I don't think we had misters lol

Thats interesting though

I'd have never thought to add even some moisture in the preparation of a dry product

I learned it from James Hoffman on YT lol

the coffee guy

CMeisterD joined my server and left outta nowhere

Hope you enjoyed your short stay

[gloomy crest]

I donMt think I've heard

I decided to take it and use it for all mixing

Oh he's just a british guy

Def never watched him before

[sick folio]

WHO HAS REMOVED MY GIF PERMS

[gloomy crest]

Lol

I can't stand a ton of food youtubers

[sick folio]

THIS CANNOT STAND I MUST POST THE EARLY ACCSES IS TOMMOROW GIF

[gloomy crest]

Weissman probably the worst of them

I don't really watch any

I'd recommend Vivaldi if u want to start

[gloomy crest]

Hey thats the browser I use !

Theyre a canadian restaurant with a hella down to earth chef

Bro is the realest

I personally have a very specific diet though so most food youtubers are irrelevant to me

Straightforward approach

[gloomy crest]

Care to elaborate my good sir

Whole food plant based

Based

I do taste food at work and everything but yeahhhhh

Oh yeah

Your work menu is pretty normal right

British base with Japanese and French influence

I was a vegetarian for a good while and it was lame trying to actually commit to it with all the tasting

I follow a "good is good enough" philosophy

[gloomy crest]

Oh interesting

Woops

Wrong reply

[gloomy crest]

Interesting

That sounds a lot like the joe philosophy to me

joe mama

Lol

I was trying to get you there

I also gotta say the hype around big knife brands kinda piss me off because their designs (and hype) suck so hard

What is Zwilling trying to do incorporating a belly bigger than my own for a chef's knife

"Zwilling is a good brand so I respect them" like they haven't seen their horrible designs

[pearl coral]

hi

[severe fulcrum]

Hi

[gloomy crest]

There's so many crappy knives that don't deserve to exist when victorinox fibrox 8"/10" exists

Biggest culprit is Cutco, the dumb pyramid ass marketing scheme

Hi fellow Joes

[gloomy crest]

Sam, I am done with messers (except for the normal utility knives)

I am now... a tucker...

[pearl coral]

don’t say it like that

[gloomy crest]

WHAT

I really don't keep up with knife stuff, I'm probably ignorant on that front

I must be missing something

Sorry bout that

[pearl coral]

lol

[gloomy crest]

I do just tend to get Victorinox whatever

I love how utilitarian grippy knives look

[pearl coral]

🥀

[gloomy crest]

I can always shape whatever blade I get into what I want

[pearl coral]

can’t get over ts

[gloomy crest]

Makes me feel like a grungy worker

[gloomy crest]

Tf is that collar

[lime knoll]

Damn shawty

[pearl coral]

right

[gloomy crest]

Bro turned the collar into modern fashion

[pearl coral]

protecting all of nothing

[gloomy crest]

The dudes behind him look like the burglars from Home Alone

What is going on here

[lucid atlas]

the artists they keep choosing to draw stuff is just so questionable

[gloomy crest]

True

[pearl coral]

i just realized his breastplate is just missing a plackart for no good reason

it’s based off s18

[lucid atlas]

which isnt even in the game despite the first one having it

[gloomy crest]

@pearl coral btw did u not want me to say the word tucker

Is that what was wrong

[pearl coral]

yeah guys draw his character model like usual but give him a maille collar with the circumference of a medium sized barrel just for shits and giggles

[pearl coral]

it was a bad joke

ignore

[gloomy crest]

Oh

Alright lol

[gloomy crest]

I'd own this

Don't even need condiments if it's good sausage and bread

[pearl coral]

@lucid atlas did you see that hema clip i posted where i gouged my blade up under his armpit

[lucid atlas]

they really need an advisor or some history buff to not make them do these stupid mistakes

[lucid atlas]

oh no I didn't

[gloomy crest]

fencer good pfp

My pfp was the beggar and peasant for awhile

Knight icon is goated tho

[lucid atlas]

I'm intending to replace it with whatever new art ea has

[gloomy crest]

I love how the icons are composed like playing cards

[lime knoll]

I feel like half the mod team would do numbers in a medieval siege scenario

[gloomy crest]

How many times have you seen or heard someone experience their blade snap @pearl coral

[pearl coral]

never

[gloomy crest]

Because everytime I see the flexing i think of the time ramsay snapping his fish fillet knife

[lucid atlas]

RAH, good exchanges as always

[gloomy crest]

Huh

[lucid atlas]

these videos make it look so easy when it clearly isn't

[gloomy crest]

I'm not familiar with the numbers phrase

Are you saying the mods would do good in attacking/defending?

[pearl coral]

i changed the angle of my blade just in time to perfectly catch his thrust and i am very proud of myself

[lucid atlas]

yeah I noticed that

he seems pretty tough to crack through

[pearl coral]

here’s him doing the exact same levering under armpit motion on me way back when lol

[pearl coral]

he’s my instructor and he’s very methodical and graceful with everything, very good at keeping his momentum

[gloomy crest]

Don't even like the composition overall

Looks like a really tryhard old dungeon game

[supple field]

made my evening. thank you!!!

[gloomy crest]

Astronaut vs Saturn

[pearl coral]

both of our outfits are meant to emulate medieval styling so he’s fun to fight

[gloomy crest]

U like medieval or something?

[pearl coral]

his knee protectors even have those little cloth bits on the bottom

i’m jealous

[random heart]

yall cant keep me down

[pearl coral]

my stupid umpire legs don’t have room for much medieval decor

[lime knoll]

Execute him in combat and take your spoils

[pearl coral]

he too good

[lucid atlas]

the reprise fight...

[pearl coral]

lately i’ve been working on gauging distance and making threats better

[lucid atlas]

you got em pretty good at least

[random heart]

is lederhosen medieval

[lime knoll]

I actually know a stance that can break most guards from a dude I used to know

[gloomy crest]

Which one

[pearl coral]

we did this nice exercise where i had to forcibly stop or reverse a confident advance by properly recognizing when i was actually threatened and maintaining range and tempo advantage when in posta longa

[lime knoll]

100% win rate btw

[pearl coral]

@lucid atlas some better pics of my axe and targe action

[gloomy crest]

I was gonna make this joke earlier

But I held myself back

https://tenor.com/view/eoka-pistol-rust-gun-handcannon-gif-16847220266763571458

I was gonna post this specifically lol

[lucid atlas]

oh right you got the targe that you bought from etsy

paint job looking pretty nice

[gloomy crest]

Holy targe

[pearl coral]

got out almost immediately most of the time though lol i was too scared to forcefully hit people with it

[gloomy crest]

@gloomy crest I was pooping and came across a funny screenshot you might appreciate

[pearl coral]

still have to paint bartholomew on there at some point

figured it might be best to do it after it takes its likely worst beating

[gloomy crest]

LMFAOOO

LAMAMAMAFOFOO

[lime knoll]

Yeah, i may have had poor delivery

[lucid atlas]

the targe shall undergo harsh conditions..

[gloomy crest]

I can't stand improper washing

Last dishwasher I worked with sucked ass

[pearl coral]

the one time it caught a decent hit it put a little notch in the shield and had the saber bounce up into my mask lol

[gloomy crest]

Hilarious convo though

this was at my old job lol, so many great moments

Yeah that's golden

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0JQhnw18H5R2AmJzu7fnmh?si=MYx-Ahk9QRaopsmUdKSEjA

[gloomy crest]

I would frame it tbh

Not even joking

Just to keep the spirits up

I'd frame it in my own house

Also I found a blanket

it continued a bit from there like the dude who definitely didn't clean it correctly saying "oh I never use that tray" then head chef "more important things to focus on right now"

Im probably sleeping soon. 1% battery and its bedtime

[pearl coral]

goodnigjt !

[gloomy crest]

Gouda night Sir Sam

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[pearl coral]

I HAVE A JOB NOW

SLASH NEGATIVE

[gloomy crest]

And gouda night to everyone else

AND A TOW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW FOR THE HALF SWORD GRENADIERS

[gloomy crest]

GOODNIGHT DRILL SERGANT

Company, forward march

[lime knoll]

EWWWWWWWWW

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/british-grenadiers-gif-24486326

[lime knoll]

@ HalfSwordCEO ban this EMPLOYEE NOW

[gloomy crest]

WHAT JOB

Wait I gotta hear this

@pearl coral Hwaet joube

[lucid atlas]

a way to fund the kit now eh

[gloomy crest]

Dont think my phones gonna last long enough to find out tonight

[wanton portal]

Penguinz0 caught CHEATING

https://youtu.be/cN9p0AYDA8A?si=PDD0xZQrSybOWKsb

[pearl coral]

lol

@lime knoll @gloomy crest @gloomy crest working at a museum as a paid intern

local train museum

[lavish flower]

guys its 4 am do i spend the next 2 and a half hours sleeping or watching bladerunner 2049 for the first time

[supple pewter]

https://youtu.be/NOpmD0TVP2Q?si=G78dSLvO5gPm21Wo

Hate that they parted ways, it’s such a great album

[spark quartz]

sam is the night at the museum guy

hes prolly to young to get that

make sure to throw the bone sam

[pearl coral]

no i not

i like that movi

[spark quartz]

hell yeah

I knew I liked you sam

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1436165944329375764/832061f9-6eb5-4809-821a-179f1be25647.gif

[pearl coral]

lol

armor maintenance has been killing my week in terms of mental sanctity

[gloomy crest]

awesome! what kinda museum?

[spark quartz]

How'd you get into the mesuem business tho? Did your knowledge of medieval history impress your interviewers?

[pearl coral]

me and the curator fence together and both like bolt thrower

[spark quartz]

yooooo thats dope

[pearl coral]

when i got into the interview he was the interviewer, said to the third party in the room “me and sampson are friends” and then proceeded to give me a tour of the museum with absolutely no questions

[lime knoll]

Bro

Lucky man

What kind of museum

[spark quartz]

Night at the museum bam

[lime knoll]

YOOOOOO

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/night-at-the-museum-rexy-tyrannosaurus-rex-t-rex-skeleton-gif-3270567801328371120

[lime knoll]

Please dont have a #message_logs

[pearl coral]

being outgoing will get you into lucky places

[spark quartz]

I have bad news

[pearl coral]

it’s a local railroad museum

it covers the construction and history of geographically relevant trains and mechanisms

[lime knoll]

It just got me more work😔

[quaint holly]

is there a playtest active rn or just the demo?

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-goku-stare-angry-gif-12805206

[spark quartz]

bam we talked about this if you shower more than once a month they'll promote you

[lime knoll]

NO

[spark quartz]

🙄

[quaint holly]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-ketchup-hotdog-gif-12866307

[pearl coral]

can i hang dry my fencing gear inside

my dad is unreasonably afraid of me drying it outside

[gloomy crest]

the solution is obvious

you fence him to establish dominance

[pearl coral]

answer the question properly

[gloomy crest]

i have no knowledge of these things, my apologies

[pearl coral]

get out of my sight before i destroy you

[quaint holly]

bite your thumb at him and then challange him to a duel

[gloomy crest]

yes, drill sergeant

[lime knoll]

As long as it aint a damp room yeah

[pearl coral]

my namesake

i should bite my thumb at more people

[quaint holly]

if they dont have more than 20 hours on the halfsword demo do that

[pearl coral]

one of my friends randomly asked my shirt size today and then refused to answer why

[gloomy crest]

is your birthday approaching?

[quaint holly]

prob getting you a gift

[twin abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1439126479446216874/Half_Sword_tomorrow.gif

[pearl coral]

not at all

[quaint holly]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-spiderverse-click-wait-patience-gif-15649873037655585839

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[pearl coral]

it gets to a point

[quaint holly]

it says 2025 on steam page so you know what that means

soon

[lime knoll]

December 18th

[quaint holly]

i didnt know there was a confirmed date yet

[twin abyss]

the point where it gets funnier and funnier

[pearl coral]

iddint

[lime knoll]

iddint

[quaint holly]

iddnt

[pearl coral]

intentional

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[pearl coral]

i have such bad handwriting i don’t even need to put my name on my assignments

[lime knoll]

Dominance

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[pearl coral]

my french teacher sometimes describes the handwriting he knows and for me he just looks at me and lightly chuckles

[untold wraith]

Hi

[quaint holly]

theres this guy that doesnt put spaces between words and has horrible handwriting so you have to decode his writing

[pearl coral]

i have a friend who writes in all uppercase and super duper small

it’s tuff

[untold wraith]

Peopledothat?

[quaint holly]

if it isnt december 18th im going to tweak

[lime knoll]

I forgot how to write

[untold wraith]

Thatsawful

[twin abyss]

its november 13th

[twin abyss]

like ive always said

[quaint holly]

yeshesnotsmart

[untold wraith]

IsheBritish

[lime knoll]

HAAAAAA

[quaint holly]

yeah

[pearl coral]

what is a sesame stick

[quaint holly]

no

[twin abyss]

the devs gave it to me early

[spark quartz]

Bam when u gonna get this tho

[quaint holly]

hmmm really

[untold wraith]

Brit food

[twin abyss]

its true, my dad is Willie

he has special access

[pearl coral]

it’s in my unapologetically american trail mix

[wanton portal]

is this loss

[quaint holly]

why cant i ask if halfsword is a G00ner game

[untold wraith]

It's that crushed then mushed peanut stick

[wanton portal]

because you'd look weird

[untold wraith]

Made out of sesame seeds im assuming

[lime knoll]

When I can bench 405

[wanton portal]

open sesame

[pearl coral]

if you have to evade auto mod to ask then dont ask

[twin abyss]

the mods are frightened

[spark quartz]

oh so never

[lime knoll]

Sooner than you think 😼

[untold wraith]

I do that left arm

[quaint holly]

they are trying to hide the fact that you can box with no shirt on which therefor makes it a G00ner game

[spark quartz]

interesting you're stronger in one arm than the other?

[untold wraith]

Ez 405

[spark quartz]

How much do you bench rn???

[pearl coral]

404

[untold wraith]

You seen that guy who only works out on trap?

[twin abyss]

i was gonna ask a question, but I already know the 34th rule of the internet

[untold wraith]

Im him

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-shyboos-smile-gif-24233810

[wanton portal]

Error

[severe fulcrum]

When silly mod learns of dominant hands

[quaint holly]

yes we all know

[spark quartz]

Tell me you cute fuck

[wanton portal]

is this what they call flirting?

[pearl coral]

peak

[lime knoll]

I can almost incline 315

[spark quartz]

eh bam and I have a more than friends less than lovers relationship

[pearl coral]

that’s impressive !

[gloomy crest]

You guys would freak out if you saw my shoulders lol

[pearl coral]

congratulations

[wanton portal]

Friends not yet Lovers relationship

[spark quartz]

I can bench 325

(I'm lying)

[lime knoll]

W

I believe it

[spark quartz]

I'm stuck at 225

[wanton portal]

are you also lying

[lime knoll]

Im training for strongman now

[spark quartz]

No I cant seem to advance past 225 tho

I keep trying

I dunno what to change

[lime knoll]

Stop trying, and do it

Its mental

Genuinely

[wanton portal]

will this be you in the future

[quaint holly]

peptides

[spark quartz]

Oh yeah bam if that was the fucking case I'd be a million

[untold wraith]

I fart on my deadlifts

[quaint holly]

lock in

[pearl coral]

robinsword was injured !

[spark quartz]

aire

[quaint holly]

i shart

[wanton portal]

why were they robbing swords?

[lime knoll]

Theres a physical ceiling thats waiting to be broken, go fucking break it silly

GO BREAK IT

[untold wraith]

Call it a boost

Rocket power

[wanton portal]

You'd need a hammer to break a ceiling
not weights

[spark quartz]

yes bam I know I'm wondering how I can improve those odds lol, like do I need to change my workout or just keep going heavy like I've been doing?

Like what would you recommend

[lime knoll]

Dead ass, flys and incline bench

[spark quartz]

Interesting

[quaint holly]

steriods

[lime knoll]

Flat bench will improve from incline

[spark quartz]

So focus on incline m?

[wanton portal]

drug talk
kill him

[spark quartz]

Thats good to know

[untold wraith]

Turkeys turkey what's your leg press

[spark quartz]

Do you do flies on the machine or with freeweights

[spark quartz]

I injured my legs in the airforce so

[quaint holly]

if you think about it they are not drugs

[wanton portal]

zip it

[lime knoll]

Somewhat, still do flat but really push your lifts (safely)

Dumbbell bench amd bumbell incline as well

[lime knoll]

Both

[quaint holly]

they might be a little illegal but they are supplements not drugs

[wanton portal]

I just said zip it

[lime knoll]

Ive done every kind of chest workout

[spark quartz]

Aight good to know I gotta really improve my shit

I want to be STRONK

[wanton portal]

but do you ever want to be too strong?

[spark quartz]

Hell naw

[lime knoll]

Hell no

[spark quartz]

The body builders that look like the rock Pokémon are not my goal

[pearl coral]

i think starting hema at age 12 might have affected my bone structure

[spark quartz]

I wanna be fit enough that its noticeable but not my main feature

[lime knoll]

Nah

[wanton portal]

so sleeper

[lime knoll]

Ive been lifting since like middle school

[spark quartz]

More like you could tell I work out

[lime knoll]

You can tell my ass loves buffets

[pearl coral]

i went from ball shape to fridge shape for no reason

[spark quartz]

I gotta show off my baby blues

[wanton portal]

Run forest!!! Run!!!!

[lime knoll]

Thats the evolution

Ball>Fridge>Brick Shithouse

[spark quartz]

Bam you bring out my freak gang

[lime knoll]

Im so close to the shithouse

[pearl coral]

i have good grip, triceps and traps and absolutely nothing else

[untold wraith]

Fuck a bench what's y'all play time hours on halfsword

[lime knoll]

Work legs

[spark quartz]

Like 13

[pearl coral]

lmao

[untold wraith]

Seriously

[lime knoll]

Get good push and explosive strength in the legs

[spark quartz]

yeah lol

[lime knoll]

Zero

[untold wraith]

I have like 400 hours

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-nerd-yelling-insult-gif-7884166

[lime knoll]

I still don’t really know what its about

[pearl coral]

i worked out for a decently long time and it felt like one big sad plateau but hema keeps me somewhat strong anyways so i’m satisfied with what hema begets

[lime knoll]

I just like talking to you guys

[quaint holly]

On the demo I have 53 hours but I think I had more on the playtest

[spark quartz]

We are epic huh

😎

[untold wraith]

No

[spark quartz]

You'll have to check out the halfsword Early Acess tho bam

[lime knoll]

Bratha, me and u 1 yeer Alabama.

Beeg and stronk

[spark quartz]

Ts gonna be dope

[pearl coral]

today i ate a baked potato like a sandwich

[wanton portal]

did it atleast taste good

[pearl coral]

[pearl coral]

it was way too sweet

[lime knoll]

My fat ass ate 2lbs of meat

[untold wraith]

Eating raw potatoes straight from the ground

[pearl coral]

i’m in the mood for some chili

this week has sucked

[quaint holly]

I ate an entire family sized thing of orange chicken 💔

[lime knoll]

W

[pearl coral]

so stressful

[meager pecan]

Admins please seriously consider multiplayer for Half Sword after release! Chivalry and Mordhau don't come close to this game.

[lime knoll]

You will be in my prayers Sam

[untold wraith]

No

I don't think i will

[quaint holly]

Evil half sword

[pearl coral]

trying to balance so many hobbies at a time is absolutely hell lmao

[spark quartz]

And you'll be in my ritualistic goat sacrifices sam

[pearl coral]

wish i had less passion for things

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-gif-16157574073784775040

[pearl coral]

reading and writing and fencing and all that comes with fencing and trying to learn an instrument

can’t do one thing without getting worse at another it feels like

[untold wraith]

How y'all feel about H20

[quaint holly]

What’s H20

[pearl coral]

the rocketeer so tuff ngl

[untold wraith]

H20delirious

I rest my case

[quaint holly]

I used to watch him a lot but I stopped a little before covid

[untold wraith]

Unus annus

I was in that final stream

[lime knoll]

I am T Series

[untold wraith]

I knew it

[spark quartz]

arc raiders shudder at the word

[untold wraith]

Turkey

[spark quartz]

yes misinfo

[untold wraith]

I don't remember if I asked you

[untold wraith]

U around for this?

[spark quartz]

yeah of course

I didnt see all the episodes but it was dope

[untold wraith]

Probably didn't even have to ask

Mf just knows ball

[spark quartz]

I used to watch a ton of markiplier

[untold wraith]

I love mark

But the past 2 years

Maybe even 3

Kinda floppin

[spark quartz]

He's been kinda mid

Fr

He took that fat ass break and I just havent been able to watch since

My fav playthroughs by him were Off, IB and Darkwood

[untold wraith]

Happy wheels

[spark quartz]

haha I watched so many people play that game

[untold wraith]

And his subnautica gameplay

[spark quartz]

Ohhhh yeah ts was dope

I was really sad he didnt play Alan wake 2

[barren totem]

am I the only one having issues of my pc screen turning off on this game

or the pc turning off itself

[untold wraith]

Wish he played rdr2 the way you should play rdr2

[spark quartz]

Never watched his rdr2 series tbh

[untold wraith]

Exactly

He blazed through the whole damn game in like 2 episodes

Didn't even do the john epilogue

[spark quartz]

Misinfo check ts out

https://youtu.be/EaRWroSSoL4?si=zcwjQd4ow94ToEfw

Just saw it on YouTube

It looks cool

[untold wraith]

New game?

[spark quartz]

Yee

Looks like an open world rpg with Chiv style combat

[untold wraith]

Looks like Skyrim mixed with elden ring

[spark quartz]

Looks kinda sick tho

[untold wraith]

Nobody saw anything

[untold wraith]

It looks good but who knows

[spark quartz]

Yeah true that

[pearl coral]

goodnight all

[spark quartz]

This is obviously early development stuff

[spark quartz]

Gnight Samuel of Saturn

[fleet cradle]

steam js got cooked

dallas is LITERALLY the only thing on rn

[untold wraith]

Huh?

[fleet cradle]

steam is down

[untold wraith]

Mine's still up?

[fleet cradle]

almost everyones in a outage unless in texas

[tight breach]

Nah my steams fine

[fleet cradle]

mine didnt even START

[untold wraith]

Don't know what to tell ya

[tight breach]

Womp?

[fleet cradle]

well this stinks

[tight breach]

Rat king offer you compensation

🧀

There you go

[fleet cradle]

thanks

[spark quartz]

Mine

[tight breach]

Now go reset your router pumpkin

[tight breach]

You can have one too
🧀

[fleet cradle]

everything but steam works

[spark quartz]

Thank you rat king o rat king

[fleet cradle]

paint.net, roblox, discord, ect

[tight breach]

Saw

[untold wraith]

See sawed the seeter sawter

[snow needle]

will this game ever be multiplayer

[untold wraith]

No

[fleet cradle]

no

[snow needle]

nice pfp

DNA

[fleet cradle]

half sword enhancer will fuck up everything

[fleet cradle]

and it will die faster then a beggar fighting a knight

[untold wraith]

Let me split Willie's skull with a mallet like the good ol days

[tight breach]

Anyone else want to help me build the rat scuttler

[untold wraith]

Let me pick of the scythe and cut a mfs guts out like the good ol days

[tight breach]

It's a no man's sky ship hahah

[untold wraith]

Up the*

[fleet cradle]

abyss or ultimate challenge

[untold wraith]

Abyss

Back when that was the only option

Blood update when?

[fleet cradle]

mallet = abyss and ult and sycthe = abyss

[inland marlin]

"Please Henry I need this! My horse is kind of chaffronless"

[fleet cradle]

never

[wind prairie]

communication from developers thru official channels when?

[untold wraith]

#announcements

Thank me later bud

Lol

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-not-laughing-flightreacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-not-laughing-gif-6356142083741775471

[wind prairie]

not to be all pedantic, but to be completely pedantic that answers the WHERE but not the WHEN that i SPECIFICALLY asked for. yes i know where to look silly.

[untold wraith]

If willie were born today he'd smoke the flight pack

I already know

[wind prairie]

flibbertigibet

[untold wraith]

No need for a when when it already happened

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/w-speed-ishowspeed-please-speed-i-need-this-my-mom-is-kind-of-homeless-speed-respect-gif-2468087313805501337

[tight breach]

What is this meme

This please speed I need this

[frosty stratus]

if willie were born today he would be an average human

[tight breach]

I am unfamiliar

[frosty stratus]

cause he'd be born today

https://tenor.com/view/genius-zeus-hoverers-zeus-genius-hover-einstein-gif-18134355799312387018

[fleet cradle]

ragamuffin is the first thing he says

[frosty stratus]

nahhh it'd probably be "Cuckold!"

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-feet-kicking-smiling-funny-gif-14137544953145905694

[frosty stratus]

petition for willie to do this emote in EA

[untold wraith]

NO HE WOULDN'T

[frosty stratus]

YES HE WOULD

JUST ACCEPT IT!!!

HE WOULDNT EVEN BE NAMED WILLIE

PROBABLY SOME SHIT LIKE MICHAEL JUNIOR

IF HE WERE BORN IN THE REAL WORLD TODAY!!!!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096806609994395678/1389573163163058186/IMG_6883.gif?width=968&height=953

[untold wraith]

This is willie btw

[frosty stratus]

did this mf seriously just send a full music video in this server? 😭

[untold wraith]

I'll do it again

[frosty stratus]

WAIT

NO

PLEASE

LET THY HAND NOT BE HEAVE UPON ME!!!

ngl imo pallas cats look ai generated 😭

like you can-NOT tell me bro is real

[untold wraith]

Ok i won't

[frosty stratus]

YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[untold wraith]

There's 20 seconds of the best song ever

Not the whole thing

[frosty stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287980203087499335/1346756626119659530/attachment-16.gif

poopen farten sharten