(dictatorship now in effect for the next 8h23m)
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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lunar stream
what we thinking of these
lunar stream
perhaps
cold wraith
add bacon to that sandwich and you got what elvis ate that killed him
lunar stream
its blurry cuz night pic and allat
gloomy crest
I want to crush it with a rock
Wth
little talon
calling it now something big is gonna happen today
its like 10pm wym
tight breach
Time zones go cray cray
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No problem
atomic mistBOT
forest falcon
Who is this franku?
pink guy
unreal bay
who is pink guy
forest falcon
who is pink guy
unreal bay
hybrid granite
finite gyro
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1439126479446216874/H...
me when half sword
gloomy crest
calling it now something big is gonna happen today
Objection your honour, speculation.
edgy briar
Frank maybe is the main character that we control in HS 👍 
finite gyro
Objection your honour, speculation.
party pooper final boss 😢
gloomy crest
don't trrryyy to spare my feeelingsss
just tell meee that we're joeeeoeoeoeoeee
and make it joeeey on joeseheheheeeelf
vagrant tree
unborn sandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPeLCQu060
pitchfork fucking sucks on lowest damage
so its not op
(untill the enemy has it)
vagrant tree
so its not op
it is op
autumn laurel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPeLCQu060
damn his chat moves fast
gloomy crest
get the pitchfork out LOL
gloomy crest
damn his chat moves fast
true
that's a good approximation of how fast this chat will be when half sword early access gets released, before slowmode gets enacted
autumn laurel
all the time he's been playing and he still swings and moves like a new player
gloomy crest
all the time he's been playing and he still swings and moves like a new player
LOOOOOOL
autumn laurel
its painful to watch
autumn laurel
and he sucks
glossy python
chat does this count as self defense?
light tree
I cant wait for Early Access
finite gyro
I do <:nice:1179863635196125295>
ragamuffin !!!!!
finite gyro
I cant wait for Early Access
me neither bud i'm gonna break my rocks with a ball
gloomy crest
Am I allowed to post my 8:21 long YouTube video in #game-footage-🎮🎥 featuring Half Sword gaming if it ends off with two minutes of a different game?
light tree
Am I allowed to post my 8:21 long YouTube video in <#1047194231875321856> featur...
why not just cut the 2 minutes off
gloomy crest
yea i will if i need to
actually im too lazy to do that so im probably just not gonna post it
i suck at the game anyway lol
raw garnet
Bo7 is shite
glossy python
who wouldve thought
raw garnet
For all who aren't wondering
dusty horizon
chat does this count as self defense?
avg live leak cartel video
glossy python
he did insult me though ✌️
dusty horizon
resoneable crashout
glossy python
thanks I knew it wasnt my fault
dusty horizon
if some fuckass nord insulted me id chop his ass in half too smh my head
glossy python
no Im a nord too
worldly oar
What's gonna release first guys, Half Sword EA or Red Dead Redemption mobile?
light tree
What's gonna release first guys, Half Sword EA or Red Dead Redemption mobile?
half sword
light tree
most likely in the upcoming weeks MOST LIKELY
like
in 3 weeks hopefully idk
guessing
edgy briar
well
worldly oar
half sword
Fingers crossed 🤞
light tree
do you not see
light tree
in 3 weeks hopefully idk
.
worldly oar
Zounds!
edgy briar
the hoe guy killed me
IS IT TRUE?
IF YOU GET NEW CLOTHES IN THE ABYSS, you be heal?
pearl coral
no
pearl coral
gloomy crest
The healing system is facilitated through other means within the abyss.
pearl coral
i.e: time
white prawn
What's gonna release first guys, Half Sword EA or Red Dead Redemption mobile?
how does one port rdr to mobile
gloomy crest
white prawn
no amount of gaming phones can run red dead fucking redemption
pearl coral
it’s the only way to heal so “in other words” is more fitting than “for example”
gloomy crest
it’s the only way to heal so “in other words” is more fitting than “for example”
my bad. i thought there was another way
worldly oar
how does one port rdr to mobile
Apparently RDR1 will be ported to mobile and Netflix of all places come Dec 2 I'm guessing it will mainly be some cloud gaming based trickery
white prawn
OH you meant the first game
still though, how do you make touchscreen controls? will you just make it need an external controller?
worldly oar
Oh yes, specifically the first game, my phone would become a grenade if I tried to run the second game
pearl coral
my bad. i thought there was another way
NO! 👊
pearl coral
white prawn
Oh yes, specifically the first game, my phone would become a grenade if I tried ...
everyone's phones would...
gloomy crest
you look different here
finite gyro
for a quick google docs, how long are you guys playing in one session approximatively ?
white prawn
for a quick google docs, how long are you guys playing in one session approximat...
too long
gloomy crest
for a quick google docs, how long are you guys playing in one session approximat...
I plead the fifth
finite gyro
please define good sires
white prawn
more than an hour probably
finite gyro
okay!!
glossy python
for a quick google docs, how long are you guys playing in one session approximat...
30min - 1 hour
worldly oar
for a quick google docs, how long are you guys playing in one session approximat...
Anywhere from 2 minutes to 6 hours, I never know going in, but it depends on how bad the baron kicks my ass
edgy briar
hoe guys are io
finite gyro
if you count bathroom breaks
stop it !!! liar
edgy briar
second time I died against one
white prawn
9 hours at most
let's say it was 8:00, you play to 17:00?
gloomy crest
let's say it was 8:00, you play to 17:00?
honestly longer than that
worldly oar
To get warmed up
finite gyro
Anywhere from 2 minutes to 6 hours, I never know going in, but it depends on how...
makes sense lol
worldly oar
Then you can really lock in
gloomy crest
i wake up ~05:30, and i sleep ~22:00–23:00
white prawn
i wake up ~05:30, and i sleep ~22:00–23:00
mecore
gloomy crest
so i can fit in a lot of half sword time inbetween that minus chores, bathroom, eating
white prawn
so i can fit in a lot of half sword time inbetween that minus chores, bathroom, ...
not mecore i play other games too
finite gyro
you must be STARVING for content
white prawn
like sekiro
glossy python
like sekiro
peak
finite gyro
not mecore i play other games too
mecore
gloomy crest
not mecore i play other games too
i have minecraft and chess on standby but thats not as everyday as half sword is
glossy python
i can't even beat the general that needs two deathblows
🥹
you'll get him eventually
white prawn
i have minecraft and chess on standby but thats not as everyday as half sword is
i don't play half sword as much anymore
glossy python
hesitation is defeat and all that
finite gyro
white prawn
also the resurrect feature is very very useful
gloomy crest
i don't play half sword as much anymore
they need to add gettysburg
edgy briar
puzzle game, connect parts
gloomy crest
puzzle game, connect parts
i think im missing a piece here
edgy briar
i think im missing a piece here
bro, game gave me a kitchen's knife agains first boss with a big weapon
he cut me in 2
gloomy crest
bro, game gave me a kitchen's knife agains first boss with a big weapon
that's my most reliable weapon against the boss
cuz his timing is so bad
large candlestick is nice too but knife is always there
stable palm
bro, game gave me a kitchen's knife agains first boss with a big weapon
I remember when a knife was the only weapon, but people complained it was too hard, and thus they added in more solutions
talkin' 'bout buckethead axeman, right?
edgy briar
talkin' 'bout buckethead axeman, right?
yeas
gloomy crest
people have the funny oppurtunity to go shirtless + armet on halloween to be beggar champ
brittle needle
my best strat against the buckethead axeman is to charge him with fists and bash him to pieces inside his guard 😄
gloomy crest
Thank you SamOfSaturn for the 3 gifted
@mighty badger you play minecraft too? what version?
mighty badger
<@852938645879128104> you play minecraft too? what version?
i play on tlauncher because no money
1.21.9
gloomy crest
oh
pearl coral
i need to clean my gear tuesday
gloomy crest
i need to clean my gear tuesday
alright
atomic mistBOT
tight breach
Count the number of times a cricket chirps before hushing then add 40 and you have the outside temperature in American farenheit
pearl coral
TUESDAY !!!!!! 
pearl coral
👊
twin sluice
i wonder how many downloads half sword has got since caseoh started spamming vidoes on it if anyone knows i'd love to hear
tight breach
i wonder how many downloads half sword has got since caseoh started spamming vid...
At least 3
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I can agree with that at least 3 maybe even 4 who knows
King of rats meets king of daps
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Amazing hand slapping skills I assume
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gotta buy a buff brick to take to my helmet
Use mire foam
pearl coral
there’s one “gash” in the helmet from where i caught an overhead
just a bunch of indents in a line
it’s cool
twin sluice
gotta buy a buff brick to take to my helmet
is it breaking rules to ping one of the half sword games roles people i want to ask them my question
pearl coral
probably
twin sluice
what?
pearl coral
what do you mean probably your mod team how do you not know 😭
i mean i don’t deal with this sitch often
twin sluice
i mean i don’t deal with this sitch often
ah i see
pearl coral
i don’t think you’re supposed to ping them unless they’re actively in conversation
twin sluice
there should be a rule channel so people know not to i allmost went and just did it without asking
twin sluice
where is it bro
pearl coral
LMAO!
twin sluice
i looked and couldnt find it
pearl coral
where is it bro
here #rules
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He also sneezed
twin sluice
wtf it just popped up
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Here have a Claritin 💊
pearl coral
pearl coral
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Okay but @mighty badger please watch this
I love this show and it had cool values and I think it would add a lot to your namesake to have cool facts to share.
spark quartz
pearl coral
indigo hare
Eagle Rising mod for bannerlord finally updated a couple days ago. added hellenistic countries now. so peak
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066515980022468733/1331927391244652606/2...
Harder
MOAI!!!!!
indigo hare
time for another 200 hours in 7 days
mighty badger
i loved it
mighty badger
science is dumb and stupid
very medieval of you
indigo hare
very medieval of you
nothing medieval about REAL science like leeches
dont need some fancy pants mumbo jumbo
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dont need some fancy pants mumbo jumbo
Leeches have atoms
mighty badger
i mean
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Correct
mighty badger
you arent wrong moai
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If I had one that is
indigo hare
you arent wrong moai
see i told you i dont need science
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Joking 😇
mighty badger
indigo hare
If I had one that is
you cannot fool me i was there when this was written
mighty badger
see i told you i dont need science
you have atoms too
fast nymph
borp
indigo hare
you have atoms too
if you insult me again you will be put into timeout
i do not have atoms anywhere near me
mighty badger
i do not have atoms anywhere near me
you have atoms INSIDE YOU!!
tight breach
you cannot fool me i was there when this was written
You were infact there when I typed it two seconds ago and I was glad to have you
indigo hare
bro.
mighty badger
inside your SKIN!!
fast nymph
i do not have atoms anywhere near me
hi. i am atom and i actually am in your attic.
indigo hare
scam!
fast nymph
MODS! SMITE THY CUCKHOLD!
mighty badger
clankerrrr
indigo hare
hi. i am atom and i actually am in your attic.
ive never trusted anyone named adam
and im not starting today
fast nymph
ive never trusted anyone named adam
tight breach
Who are we smiting
fast nymph
Who are we smiting
a scam bot
fast nymph
Wait what for real
yeah it got banned.
tight breach
Was it a lewd bot or
fast nymph
Was it a lewd bot or
"free 2500 dollars" bot.
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Anyway if any members need smiting just let me know guys
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"free 2500 dollars" bot.
Oh yeah those are all over iFunny
(I can not ban people. I have funny joke though)
fast nymph
indigo hare
Anyway if any members need smiting just let me know guys
You got it boss
I’ll ping you next time
tight breach
Thanks
(it would be really funny if you smite someone after I do the joke)
Anyway moai how's your day been
tight breach
You doing okay you made sure you've had
Water
Salt
Sugar
Food
You need those things to live
indigo hare
You doing okay you made sure you've had
Water
Salt
Sugar
Food
Yes mom
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All of them in healthy amounts:)
idle crest
Fuck me ten quid for a bloody burgher at at wetherspoons
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https://tenor.com/view/goatplaybanjo-wtf-gif-15203659117181765068
Glad you all got a jovial giggle. Was the intent
idle crest
Why has ten great British pounds become the standard price of burgers
tight breach
Fair enough
idle crest
That's not fair enough
Turns out McDonald's does actually do cheap burghers but only because everyone is taking the piss
tight breach
It is since you won't get the guillotine about it
idle crest
And McDonald's burgers are only relatively cheap cus they're all tiny
celest minnow
mcdonalds is nasty
idle crest
It would be alright for what it is if they weren't having a laugh with the prices
gloomy crest
And McDonald's burgers are only relatively cheap cus they're all tiny
it's like they halved the size
idle crest
I take care of my body, I get McDonald's after sword fighting training every week, not much else in the way of food
Also their chicken burghers taste alright
little talon
He fighting willies half sword style
celest minnow
I take care of my body, I get McDonald's after sword fighting training every wee...
there are WAY better options than that, specially if you do a sport
idle crest
there are WAY better options than that, specially if you do a sport
Like?
little talon
Burger King
idle crest
Burger King
Die.
celest minnow
do you pay attention to macros?
idle crest
homemade food, chipotle, Chick Fil A
Homemade food... Not an option.
Chick fil a... Doesn't exist here.
Chipotle... Doesn't exist here
celest minnow
Homemade food... Not an option.
Chick fil a... Doesn't exist here.
Chipotle......
if i may ask why is not an option
little talon
He cba to make food
idle crest
Because me and my friend who I pick up for training need something quick
celest minnow
Because me and my friend who I pick up for training need something quick
lol
little talon
y’on’t like burger king???
Tell em
celest minnow
just meal prep bro
busy is a state of mind
I lift 5x a week and do MMA I still have time to eat right
plus work
idle crest
y’on’t like burger king???
Burgher king is at the bottom of the fast food chain rung
celest minnow
i can help you if u want
idle crest
just meal prep bro
No thanks
sour quartz
if we forget about mcdonalds i agree
pearl coral
HOWWW
little talon
He’s clearly been hit in the head by Willie too many times if he thinks Burger King is bottom of list but goes to maccies
pearl coral
their burgers are so delicious and their fries so fat
sour quartz
the real king of fast food imo is freddy's
idle crest
so what is your sport anyways
Wacky wacky pokey pokey
celest minnow
im not a big fast food eater, but if time is tight and i need something quick Mcdonalds wouldnt be my first choice
celest minnow
Wacky wacky pokey pokey
what other sport other than "sword fight training" do you do bro
kendo?
sour quartz
the only thing good at mcdonalds is the hotcakes.
pearl coral
the real king of fast food imo is freddy's
freddy’s burgers and fries? the red and white place?
sour quartz
yuh
idle crest
He’s clearly been hit in the head by Willie too many times if he thinks Burger K...
Scooping my eyeball out with a desert spoon is preferable to eating at a burgher king.
celest minnow
so this guy eats mcdonalds after gaming
celest minnow
he’s talking about hema
is hema just sword fighting?
idle crest
he’s talking about hema
Kind of, its less about duals and more about fighting in battles
We also don't wear much protection at all.
pearl coral
Kind of, its less about duals and more about fighting in battles
i need to practice that more
we do formation fighting like annually lol
it’s kind of funny how bad we are in team dynamics
little talon
I’d probably put kfc at the bottom of fast food, quality went down so much
celest minnow
is there a HEMA competition or championship on youtube
pearl coral
pearl coral
is there a HEMA competition or championship on youtube
plenty
pearl coral
I’d probably put kfc at the bottom of fast food, quality went down so much
fuck you
sour quartz
wish i had anything fun like that nearby me. Unfortnately the only time we have stuff like that is when Renfair is on
sour quartz
i only get KFC when i want to eat breading
pearl coral
Do you want some chicken with that bone
their famous bowl is peak bro
celest minnow
man fighting in that gear must be tiring
idle crest
People ask me if it's renfairs I do, as far as I know renfairs are an American only thing
celest minnow
so is it just restricted to meele combat or does it expand onto striking & grappling?
pearl coral
man fighting in that gear must be tiring
it gets worse
pearl coral
so is it just restricted to meele combat or does it expand onto striking & grapp...
expands into grappling, not striking
sour quartz
that's what sucks, the US doesn't really do fun stuff like that unless its during fairs and stuff
at least not where i live.
celest minnow
expands into grappling, not striking
what sort of grappling is there in HEMA than current grappling martial arts?
pearl coral
what sort of grappling is there in HEMA than current grappling martial arts?
historical grappling martial arts
idle crest
Living in the United Kingdom but with the sense of distance of an American would be great, nothing would ever be too far.
celest minnow
historical grappling martial arts
hmm im curious to see what its like
pearl coral
fiore’s grappling system was based on countering “uneducated” basic wrestling of the time, like game wrestling
celest minnow
similar to BJJ, Judo, Wrestling I assume?
little talon
Can the devs make it so Willie can suplex
idle crest
My favorite kind of armoured fighting is where you just run into the enemy lines and bowl them over because they can't hurt you and you weigh significantly more than they do.
pearl coral
you got a video demo of grappling?
here’s a clip where we end up butting… hands… from my maiden voyage in harness
sour quartz
Living in the United Kingdom but with the sense of distance of an American would...
i used to live in a farm where the nearest store was two hours away.
wheat brook
here’s a clip where we end up butting… hands… from my maiden voyage in harness
Well that got physical
sour quartz
that was a short drive
celest minnow
here’s a clip where we end up butting… hands… from my maiden voyage in harness
wheres the grappling?
idle crest
i used to live in a farm where the nearest store was two hours away.
Anything 30km from me or more is a long drive.
pearl coral
wheres the grappling?
0:12
wheat brook
Anything 30km from me or more is a long drive.
Can you say this in miles
sour quartz
18 miles is too much???
pearl coral
not a lot of people just do grappling in tournaments or anything
it’s mostly as pertains to sword fighting
idle crest
That being said if you live in Wales an 20km drive can be two fucking hours
wheat brook
*18 miles is too much???*
Aha thanks
pearl coral
while we have classes and stuff detailing standalone grappling, we just don’t use it much
sour quartz
my brother in Christ i've had a doctors appointment 60 miles from my house
thats 96km
pearl coral
did you try to do something with his arm?
he went for like an elbow grab and i tried to lock his arm with my other but he ended up shirking me off and stabbing me in the inner leg
wheat brook
my brother in Christ i've had a doctors appointment 60 miles from my house
What the hell???
idle crest
50km is a significant drive for me that I only do a handful of times a year
celest minnow
he went for like an elbow grab and i tried to lock his arm with my other but he ...
lock his arm how?
pearl coral
twist
sour quartz
the woes of american healthcare and trying to find a doctor to take your insurance sometimes
pearl coral
hold on..,,,,
celest minnow
twist
doing locks while standing isnt very effective, honestly they will never work against actively resisting opponents
pearl coral
was going to make a desperate bid for this
idle crest
If I had the brain of an American I could go literally anywhere in the uk and have absolutely no worry about how far anything is
celest minnow
was going to make a desperate bid for this
id say you had better chances of doing a kimura
little talon
^
wheat brook
If I had the brain of an American I could go literally anywhere in the uk and ha...
Ts
idle crest
London wouldn't seem lightyears away
sour quartz
If I had the brain of an American I could go literally anywhere in the uk and ha...
i've done a drive, nearly every summer when i was younger, from one state to the other and it was 918 miles.
pearl coral
id say you had better chances of doing a kimura
i haint got a dang clue what that is
spark quartz
Driving to London pretty bad
youre a british
idle crest
I almost did the battle of Hastings event but that requires going past London so fuck that
little talon
youre a british
wheat brook
youre a british
“A” British😭😭😭😭
sour quartz
1477 km
wheat brook
celest minnow
i haint got a dang clue what that is
its a BJJ lock
honestly i wouldnt go into trying anything standing, id get the fight to the ground first
does HEMA cover wrestling?
spark quartz
its a BJJ lock
SOUL OF CINDER PFP LETSNFUVKING GOOOOOO
idle crest
Furthest I've driven is like less than half the distance to London
celest minnow
im not talking about incluidng it in this game brochacho
spark quartz
Objectively
little talon
Willie rear naked choke
celest minnow
im just talking about HEMA i got curious about its grappling
pearl coral
honestly i wouldnt go into trying anything standing, id get the fight to the gro...
we don’t really fight on the ground
celest minnow
however it seems that it involves some sort of standing joint locks which i can tell you are not effective
celest minnow
we don’t really fight on the ground
ah
pearl coral
the grappling is mostly just disarms and joint locking stuff
wheat brook
the grappling is mostly just disarms and joint locking stuff
Is that not Dangerous
celest minnow
histoircal european martial arts
they like fight in armor
with swords and stuff, pretty cool
idk abt that
fast nymph
the grappling is mostly just disarms and joint locking stuff
mods a guy just posted porn.
wheat brook
A hernia
idle crest
If I'm grappling anyone in armour you best believe I'm not worried about joint locks, I'm tryna jam my rondel dagger into their balls
celest minnow
i myself do MMA so i wouldnt know
sour quartz
HEMA is the thing you need an encyclopedic knowledge of to play Half Sword
wheat brook
Idk why exercise exists when it hurts
celest minnow
greece
pearl coral
Is that not Dangerous
we don’t try to break each others arms
just hurt each other a lil
spark quartz
we don’t try to break each others arms
you should tbh
celest minnow
just hurt each other a lil
definetly take up wrestling or some sort of grappling art if your comps allow it
wheat brook
Yo why did people go to war when killing people is illegal??😳😳😳
spark quartz
break all the bones
celest minnow
youll own them'
pearl coral
historical european martial arts, swords and axes and spears and daggers and unarmed
wheat brook
Yo why did people go to war when killing people is illegal??😳😳😳
???
idle crest
Very fun
pearl coral
definetly take up wrestling or some sort of grappling art if your comps allow it
i would like to increase my knowledge in this art first
pearl coral
the only modern thing i’ve been taught was from a BJJ military police guy at one of our tournaments
celest minnow
doesnt need to be a choke
idk if the body mechanics are the same with armor
would subs work?
say an armbar
pearl coral
idk if the body mechanics are the same with armor
pretty much the exact same except you can’t cross your arms
celest minnow
pretty much the exact same except you can’t cross your arms
do HEMA competitions allow takedowns and submissions?
pearl coral
takedowns
celest minnow
lame
pearl coral
wheat brook
I would submit the moment I started to get tired bc I hate working out it hurts
pearl coral
celest minnow
https://youtu.be/tOgSOXSjthE?si=mcWEs17aXPdsI9iw
thats dope
wheat brook
https://youtu.be/tOgSOXSjthE?si=mcWEs17aXPdsI9iw
What the fuck?? We’re fighting if someone did that shit
celest minnow
What the fuck?? We’re fighting if someone did that shit
u got hands homie?
wheat brook
u got hands homie?
No fighting hurts I’m just joshing
pearl coral
watch ts as well
celest minnow
judo is probably the best when it comes to takedowns
honestly i tell people BJJ is just the ground form of judo
wheat brook
Oh nah here we fighting idc
celest minnow
always bro! get that work
wheat brook
When I get mad my eyes turn red n shit it’s scary
celest minnow
MMA is just both striking and grappling
pearl coral
i don’t wanna do mma i wanna do hema !!!!
worldly forge
celest minnow
what bjj belt r u?
celest minnow
what would be your estimate of where you'd be?
indigo hare
Is that Hitler
wheat brook
If I did bjj I would destroy the entire world
celest minnow
Why do you even do it
i am a MMA fan, I wanna defend myself, it keeps me occupied, and I wanna be a law enforcement officer
celest minnow
If I did bjj I would destroy the entire world
most people cant handle being tapped out constantly during the first 8 months
youre gonna develop resilience or let failure get the best of you and quit
celest minnow
most have no concept of framing against the body to escape mount from suspects
nor bridging
ur a cop?
police unions sadly again get in the way of everything
indigo hare
But the face
celest minnow
like for example you try to implement quarterly fitness tests? unions are fighting it
yeah man, bad guys train too
most cops cant fight and rely heavely on tools
wheat brook
celest minnow
damn where'd he go?
indigo hare
I sent him into a snake pit
wheat brook
Bro Moai 😭
wheat brook
He was mid sentence😭😭
wheat brook
Nah Ts was actually funny wth😭
celest minnow
its discord man, relax
wheat brook
And it’s against server rules, instant ban for stupid shit like that
Not his pfp how fast he got booted smart guy😂
indigo hare
its discord man, relax
I can say the same to you brother
indigo hare
Not his pfp how fast he got booted smart guy😂
What?
wheat brook
Who even kicked him that fast
wheat brook
What did he say it was??
indigo hare
He laughed
And considering it’s Hitler
Yeah
You’ve been here for months you already should know things like that aren’t allowed anyway
wheat brook
Get it??? Bc I incorporated the hit meme “6 7” into the duration of time he was being banned??😆
celest minnow
shut up dawg
wheat brook
Nah? Just me?😆
indigo hare
Not sure how to respond
fast nymph
Get it??? Bc I incorporated the hit meme “6 7” into the duration of time he was ...
shut up peasant! i'm a billionaire!
fast nymph
Holy shit what currency is this😭😭😭
Yugoslav Dinar.
wheat brook
Will this pay off a house
wheat brook
Hello niche community ❤️
elder pawn
Hello niche community ❤️
wheat brook
Niche nutrition ❤️
fast nymph
Will this pay off a house
No. the yugoslav bill converted to usd is just 2.8 cents.
wheat brook
No. the yugoslav bill converted to usd is just 2.8 cents.
No way
So you’re telling me that’s not $50,000,000,000 dollars
wheat brook
i also got 30,000,500 German Marks (1923)
Where are you getting all this bro
fast nymph
Where are you getting all this bro
in Skopje (Capital City of Macedonia) there is an antique store that i visit yearly. the guy basically hoarded a shit ton of stuff and bought antique stuff from other people and resells them.
wheat brook
That’s awesome man
fast nymph
That’s awesome man
its called Aminta.
fast nymph
Flexing Money Collection
pearl coral
<@216719867913568256>so how are the fights scored?
a hit to any limb is one point, a hit to the torso or head is two points
if you hit each other at the same time it’s a double and you either get no points or you get penalized based on if it was closed or open (sword contact)
celest minnow
mhmm
pearl coral
mhmm
if you hit someone and they still hit you within a reasonable time afterwards, it’s an afterblow, and your points will be reduced accordingly (usually no point gain or 1 removed if you hit the torso or head)
edgy briar
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_-6S61lXWgn3l5l8vlTi1r4O6AYczlnT?si=gdGyuC7IrKhUVf2C
FUNNIEST CLIP EVER
tight breach
Hey guys! Who wants to hear a knock knock joke
edgy briar
funniest clip ever
pearl coral
afterblow exists to encourage you to attack and defend at the same time
edgy briar
afterblow exists to encourage you to attack and defend at the same time
watch it
pearl coral
there are some other rulesets with something called “right of way” where who defends first or who attacks from what angle first hinders point gain but it’s kind of dumb
celest minnow
afterblow exists to encourage you to attack and defend at the same time
what about kicks or punches are those scored?
edgy briar
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_-6S61lXWgn3l5l8vlTi1r4O6AYczlnT?si=gdGyuC7IrKhUVf2...
how did he die here
pearl coral
what about kicks or punches are those scored?
penalized in most tournaments but some allow kicks
below the ribs
above the groin
basically just to the diaphragm
punches we only do in sparring lol
dawn flume
Get it??? Bc I incorporated the hit meme “6 7” into the duration of time he was ...
Aw shucks
turbid beacon
atomic mistBOT
wheat brook
Who play warhammer vtide 2
celest minnow
punches we only do in sparring lol
take up wrestling or BJJ, i think youd like it, will help tremendously
craggy trail
Wine cellar? For how much?
pearl coral
take up wrestling or BJJ, i think youd like it, will help tremendously
ionwanna
untold wraith
quartz basalt
oh i ran out of room :9
chrome fog
hey can one of the mods kick @wet quarry from the server. its my old account. it got hacked a while back and i cant get back into it.
dreamy crystal
gloomy crest
Feu de deux joes
pearl coral
anyone else find the metamorphosis underwhelming ?
gloomy crest
Not sure what that is but the name sounds pretty underwhelming
Sam, why would anyone choose a messer or other choppy falchionisms in hema when they xan just use an arming sword
I wish it wasn't so late
pearl coral
Sam, why would anyone choose a messer or other choppy falchionisms in hema when ...
because they’re weighted differently and have different artistic connotations
pearl coral
Not sure what that is but the name sounds pretty underwhelming
kafka
gloomy crest
@random socket chill with your damn reactions
We are gathered here today
In reality
heavy drum
Unemployed activities
potent meadow
Im looking at really old chats and looked up crust punk (i am one of these people, ex tweaker though stay clan folks). And I feel like I know the exact place youre talking about
State and all
Lol
tepid field
Unemployed activities
cry
pearl coral
I didnt know youre into kafka too
i’m not
we read the metamorphosis for english
i was underwhelmed
stable palm
by the gods, what...?
atomic mistBOT
dreamy mangoBOT
stable palm
oh
random socket
why
pearl coral
it’s annoying
random socket
I don't think so
pearl coral
it’s considered spam
random socket
i'll be back in like 3 months bye
pearl coral
bye
craggy trail
Chill withe the reaßtions
Reasstions?
stone sedge
State and all
Lmao the one I'm talking about is in Canada but I wouldn't be surprised if there's others just like that
trail tapir
stable palm
my gear looks so mismatched lol
at least you have protection, which some idiots will try to not use and get klonked
pearl coral
at least you have protection, which some idiots will try to not use and get klon...
i made sure to splurge on the elbow protection
lots of people skimp on it and get hit in the inner elbow
opaque forum
chat, you guys aren't real minecraft players unless you and bro build a house on day 36 after living in a dirt hole
severe fulcrum
pearl coral
Do those have a specific name or
nothing in period as far as we know
colloquially referred to as a “DPU”
hint: PU stands for protection unit
daring canyon
I dont wanna get embeded failure, so what level do gifs work>
still scaffold
I dont wanna get embeded failure, so what level do gifs work>
level 2 iirc
daring canyon
level 2 iirc
still scaffold
stable palm
distant radish
Full sword
rugged star
currently listening to M00 acting dumb
atomic mistBOT
forest falcon
hybrid granite
https://i.ibb.co/Zpg0wmvf/image.png
frosty stratus
legendary youtube pull 😭
dense olive
plush current
I took a screenshot in the game, but I don't know how to download it.
spark quartz
Me when I get you 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
bwuh!!!!
Sorry for the late reply gang I just got back from a show
lime knoll
Sorry for the late reply gang I just got back from a show
How was it
sand lotus
I took a screenshot in the game, but I don't know how to download it.
You should be able to find your screenshots in your Half Sword folder
spark quartz
When does No come out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
sand lotus
You should be able to find your screenshots in your Half Sword folder
Around your local folder probably
last whale
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
SILLY HEAD
spark quartz
When does No come out
You jest but you know their music
last whale
Hi
spark quartz
Do you fw Larcenia Roe
Yeah they had a song or two i liked
last whale
Yeah they had a song or two i liked
I CANNOT found any deathcore bands that you don't know </3
spark quartz
I CANNOT found any deathcore bands that you don't know </3
"I CANNOT found"
stable wren
"I CANNOT found"
i think my theme song is like Sugar by Flo rida, its in like 80% of my clips
last whale
"I CANNOT found"
wanton portal
I CANNOT found any deathcore bands that you don't know </3
you cannot found what
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/killing-cat-tail-he-just-sits-here-and-kills-me-with-his-...
Shizzy have you heard these guys
last whale
you cannot found what
Something
stable wren
Turkey god slammed a brick up my nose
last whale
Shizzy have you heard these guys
Nope, listening to them rn
forest falcon
Turkey god slammed a brick up my nose
you're in trouble buddy .
last whale
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iTO_ZAooCXE&si=_GpjJPj_ucBg-GR9
I fw it hard
spark quartz
I fw it hard
Hell yeah
spark quartz
<:steamhappy:1289342995321061426>
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EP7l_p3hogA&si=Z38cD9hZnsE0dZjK
Anotha one (when you get the chance)
last whale
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EP7l_p3hogA&si=Z38cD9hZnsE0dZjK
Anotha one (w...
I don't fw this as hard as the previous song unfortunately
spark quartz
I don't fw this as hard as the previous song unfortunately
zamn 💔
frosty stratus
There are two of me...
atomic mistBOT
cobalt shoal
toxic thistle
wanton portal
hi chat https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126644354866487296/1438825451954...
it knows it is loved; therefore, it rests
spark quartz
hi chat https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126644354866487296/1438825451954...
Eepy kitty
toxic thistle
Eepy kitty
wanton portal
https://tenor.com/view/i-have-two-sides-good-vs-evil-angel-devil-demon-gif-17560...
this me
I'm forced to write
reviewers
for my exam
cobalt shoal
mystic agate
idle crest
you're in trouble buddy [.](https://i.ibb.co/7xvDP2LM/image.png)
Replace eater with chaser.
Fuckin diabolical
forest falcon
i can't 😭
idle crest
Ah man now I'm annoyed. Out of the two big reenactment markets that were on over this past weekend we only went to one, a friend went to the other and ended up meeting Toby Capwell 😭
Saw matt Easton while I was trying my ciurass on at least.
faint dragon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237232939755114527/1412688473277595750/t...
camt
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/dattebayo-uncle-bao-fat-cat-uncle-bao-fat-cute-cat-gif-13...
you are based since you know the glorious uncle bao
mystic agate
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-400062707846796155
😭
mystic agate
you are based since you know the glorious uncle bao
Blessed be
plush current
You should be able to find your screenshots in your Half Sword folder
Thank you
trail tapir
atomic mistBOT
grand bane
How we doing on this 7/10 day?
wintry ingot
been working on a project
spark quartz
been working on a project
what in the acid trip
wintry ingot
what in the acid trip
what 5 seconds of half sword does to a mf
forest falcon
been working on a project
it looks like a cruelty squad cutscene
also i fucking hate when the text slowly types out letter by letter like that
wintry ingot
also i fucking hate when the text slowly types out letter by letter like that
shorter voice effects sound odd
i added a skip button though
lime knoll
been working on a project
CIA levels of geeked
rigid lintel
atomic mistBOT
last whale
gloomy crest
good morning
gloomy crest
Nooo the squish
wanton portal
Nooo the squish
did you know that
untold lily
hello sword people
finite gyro
TODAY, I HAD A DREAM
EARLY ACCESS RELEASING FOR ALL
TO ENJOY, AT A MODEST PRICE OF 24,99€
gloomy crest
i had a dream that I was doing single combat in arenas
gloomy crest
hello sword people
Good morning
finite gyro
i had a dream that I was doing single combat in arenas
good morning to you too
wanton portal
I had a dream where I was in a late night empty baseball game
untold lily
how are you doing?
gloomy crest
Very efficient
Took me a few mins of moving and tyrnkng around in bed before eep happened
gloomy crest
how are you doing?
I'm doing great, and you?
wanton portal
gloomy crest
Thanks for asking
untold lily
i'm doing good
wanton portal
metonin pill is op
Melatonin is for BABIES
finite gyro
Melatonin is for BABIES
okay mister adult
wanton portal
I need CAFFEINE
untold lily
how about being natural
wanton portal
then you're lame
gloomy crest
I used to rely on energy drinks for work. Was pretty bad
finite gyro
then you're lame
real
finite gyro
I used to rely on energy drinks for work. Was pretty bad
me too, anxiety skyrocketted
finite gyro
why do people shower
gloomy crest
why do people shower at night
I do both whenever its most convenient
wanton portal
I do both whenever its most convenient
you do not need to be that clean
unless you just did an exercise
gloomy crest
Night if im feelin nasty, morning if im slept clean and need to feel extra good in the mirning eg going out
wanton portal
mirning
gloomy crest
you do not need to be that clean
I dont mean together lol
I meant when to choose when to shower
gloomy crest
you dont have a schedule??
It's called free jazz
I'm improvising my shower
I don't need no music sheet
Wait
Ur icon is cool
It makes me think of space, crystals, and flowers
Ohhh
I haerd of these
Yoooo
He bought the demo
untold lily
bought?
waxen heart
Call of mid black shit 7
hollow kelp
When will multiplayer be added
fast nymph
When will multiplayer be added
never
grand bane
Call of mid black shit 7
Bad Slop 7 was RIGHT THERE!!!!
waxen heart
Bad Slop 7 was RIGHT THERE!!!!
Call of peak black awsomeness 1
THE NUMBWR MASON
THE NUMBERS
fast nymph
7 Black Hawks IYKYK
waxen heart
vagrant tangle
Six seven
untold lily
call of duty 6 7
lavish blade
im streem
wanton portal
gloomy crest
When will multiplayer be added
Local multiplayer coming with early access
gloomy crest
I'm surprised that parentheses echo got normalized. Most servers I was in back in 2016 banned them, but it's occasionally used now.
Joetic
plain scroll
fool. you think i have (((((local))))) friends?
Devs have said steam remote play and parsec work 
elder pawn
wanton portal
gloomy crest
Devs have said steam remote play and parsec work <:froggy:1352744643606872114>
Oh what??
wanton portal
wind geode
the last good black ops
gloomy crest
That's cool
faint dragon
valid crashout
hybrid granite
When will multiplayer be added
karmic sinew
devs
atomic mistBOT
drowsy finch
Why is he tanking 😭
main gazelle
I love hot dogs
faint dragon
I love hot dogs
I love burgers
main gazelle
I love burgers
I love hesburger
elder pawn
Why is he tanking 😭
faint dragon
I love hesburger
main gazelle
https://tenor.com/view/you-can-has-cheesburger-cat-cheese-burger-here-kitty-kitt...
The bacon burger from hesburger is so fire
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
I love burgers
I love burghers
gloomy crest
Minecraft b1.7.3 needs a remaster
gloomy crest
barbecue bacon burger <:willipy:1202515559317504030>
Not too big on bbq burger
Wait what do you mean by bbq here
Like just bbq sauce?
wanton portal
drowsy finch
black ops 3
Nahh, gotta get on that Modern Warfare 3
wind geode
Nahh, gotta get on that Modern Warfare 3
What
like
the last good one
there were some pretty good ones after mw3
drowsy finch
the last good one
MW3 2011
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-the-lighthouse-wake-laugh-wake-laughing-gif-16...
fortnite
drowsy finch
I love MW3
wind geode
there were some pretty good ones after mw3
drowsy finch
I think its my favorite installment
wind geode
I love MW3
i'm talking bout the last good one, not the best
gloomy crest
Nahh, gotta get on that Modern Warfare 3
He said last good one
drowsy finch
i'm talking bout the last good one, not the best
I wasn’t tuned in to the context 
faint dragon
theres mw3 on my Xbox 360 but never tried it out since 2019
will prolly play again soon
drowsy finch
Ngl I thought ww2 and Cold War were pretty decent
wind geode
Ngl I thought ww2 and Cold War were pretty decent
I loved ww2 the first time around
still do
drowsy finch
I loved ww2 the first time around
I love the war mode in the multiplayer with the cutscenes and whatnot
Super cool
They sounded like guns, good nuff for me
wanton portal
ROBIN IS HURT!!!
how will Dick Grayson recover from this
gloomy crest
how will Dick Grayson recover from this
Who that
drowsy finch
Old games STINK !!!
wanton portal
Old games STINK !!!
GTA 4...
RDR...
Max Payne...
drowsy finch
Yeah no i thought they sounded fine lol
wanton portal
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/boom-buster-buster-buster-jam-tallglass-the-wizard-gif-58...
Outlast Trials
Nahh that happens to me so often lol
Mm, I’d assume they went overboard being an older war game