general-catfish-🐱🐟

[drowsy finch]

And the impact noises

[wanton portal]

@drowsy finch do you do the bone cracking noises

[drowsy finch]

Only if bones crack

Otherwise I don’t

[wanton portal]

do you do the blood gurgling noises too

[plain scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[drowsy finch]

That is what all the noises means

[craggy trail]

Just because there’s a new member in our family doesn’t mean we love you any less, okay sweetie?

[drowsy finch]

All of them

[craggy trail]

Dude… how

[indigo hare]

How are you not banned yet for giving me lip

[craggy trail]

Oh come on, you know this server would be boring without me!

I’ll be a good suck-up I swear

[drowsy finch]

I’ll ban him for you!

[plain scroll]

To be fair willie has been the sole character since the 0.3 demo which release 2 years ago

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/308367806594809857/1111901283104858152/IMG_8528.gif

[craggy trail]

Willie is the golden child of the Half Sword family

[wanton portal]

I have listened to Sabaton for 2 hours straight now

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/spoon-cat-spoon-spoon-cat-cat-apple-apple-cat-gif-254879498273748

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/sabaton-flag-sweden-gif-13570630084106942375

[ember temple]

lol

lmao even

[covert notch]

WHAT HAPPENED TO SIR MOAT

[craggy trail]

I’m sure there is at least one guy who has spent 42 hours having in depth romantic conversations with a Willie AI

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1438651124084113631/MIlkshake_song.gif

[ember temple]

had like 117h on the playytest

[wanton portal]

72 hours

nerd

[ember temple]

fuckkkk

[covert notch]

is that pointcrow

[craggy trail]

It’s a miracle I haven’t been quoted yet.

[gloomy crest]

Are the current voice audio clips staying? Idk if this was already answered

[ember temple]

damm

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/spideyvivi-gif-22878341

[gloomy crest]

"It’s a miracle I haven’t been quoted yet." — gorf gorf gorf gorf gorf (Sov)

[craggy trail]

Okay, if there isn’t, there’s about to be

[wanton portal]

your mother

[unreal bay]

Victory Voicelines

• Thy bravery is proved, no need for more proof.
• Let us parlay than perishing.
• There is no gain in bloodshed.
• Consider, ere the battle begins. That both our sides have the same cross.
• Seeking a thrall for our people's sake.
• Hold peace, for violence earns but woe.
• Let reason rule where rage might reign.
• Let us chasten our swords in honor, not in shame.
• Might we not find a path of peace?
• Let cooler heads prevail on this day.
• Speaking we of terms, not of swords.
• Stay thy hand, good sire; let us stop this bloodshed.
• Too much hath been lost; why lose more?
• Turn we from this path, ere it be too late.
• We seek no quarrel with thee, nor thy kin.
• What gain is there in bloodshed?
• What gain is there in blood spilt betwixt us?

Surrender Voicelines (Begs)

• I pray, let me go hence unharmed.
• No!
• Mercy, good sire.
• I cry thee mercy.
• Be not the cause of my death!
• For sure, I am at thy mercy.
• Let not thy hand be heavy upon me.
• Take, O God, my plea, and thy goodness, grant me leave to live.
• Spare me thy kindness and forbearance.
• Have mercy on me; I scarce believe!
• I cry thee mercy.
• For the love of God, do me no harm, but let me live!

Taunt Voicelines (Insults)

• Flibbertigibbet.
• Dolt.
• Hedgeborn.
• Wretch.
• Knave.
• Cuckold.
• Buffoon.
• Scoundrel.
• Ragamuffin.
• Coward.
• Varlet.
• Eggard.
• Crikey!

NPC Damage Voicelines

• Zounds
• Crikey!
• Barsh?
• Darn!
• Bastard!
• Blimey!
• Gadzooks
• By Dunsparce?
• Swine!
• Eggard!

[gloomy crest]

OMG

[wanton portal]

omg floodd

@plain scroll

[gloomy crest]

OFFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT HOLY SH

[wanton portal]

kill him

[gloomy crest]

Y'ALL DON'T KNOW HOW ZIGNIFICANT THIS IS

THERE ARE SO MANY POSTS OF GUESSWORK

[covert notch]

significant*

[gloomy crest]

IT'S ALL BEEN GUESSWORK EXCEPT FOR THE TIME HS POSTED THE TAUNTS ON STEAM

[last whale]

https://character.ai/chat/QUVxynwRF9EnUHaZ9WU-gf7sK710jf6j8zxJ-WJWfLw

[craggy trail]

Dude this isn’t an immediate issue. Submit it to #modmail

[gloomy crest]

HOLY COW

[plain scroll]

Is this the one thats pinned?

[craggy trail]

Oh yeah I’ve messed with that one

[plain scroll]

its not an issue at all

[craggy trail]

It’s spam!!!

Unbelievable

[wanton portal]

I knew I wasnt stoned that one time
Willie did call me a cuck

[unreal bay]

Ye

[indigo hare]

You fool

[gloomy crest]

WTF I THOUGHT IT WAS "Consider the battalion joineth the crosses of Boulder Osiris" LOOOOOOOL

[indigo hare]

It’s been pinned in halfsword chat

[gloomy crest]

WHAT!!!

[plain scroll]

Okay that isnt the official script folks. False alarm

[covert notch]

pls tell me what happened to sir moat

[wanton portal]

@unreal bay will EA have more meaner insults

[gloomy crest]

WAIT REALLY

[plain scroll]

That is a community deciphered one that isnt fully accurate

[gloomy crest]

I thought it was godness than goodness too

[gloomy crest]

Oh bruhhhhhhhhhh

[wanton portal]

what

[gloomy crest]

But it was posted bu the vfx dude

[wanton portal]

why would they say godness instead of goodness

[gloomy crest]

Godness is a word

Because it's a word and itnspunds llike it

[wanton portal]

I know

[gloomy crest]

Like the Godness of God

[wanton portal]

but why would they use it

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/game-breaking-bugs-bug-game-is-nearly-finished-release-game-gif-8538486079548478206

[gloomy crest]

It sounds like it and its use fits the definition

[unreal bay]

Obviously

[gloomy crest]

Typically, appropriate words are used for appropriate scenarios

[unreal bay]

Why else have new VA's

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/840675104752140299/871047824802988072/speed.gif

[gloomy crest]

Like I will say "I'm hungry" if I feel hungry to convey my feeling

[wanton portal]

wow... Willie now be able to call me gay

amazing

[spark quartz]

SHIZZY

[last whale]

SILLY HEAD HI

[plain scroll]

Old meme but opportunity to use it again

[unreal bay]

I love it

[gloomy crest]

BONJOUR WOMAN

[spark quartz]

Boy do i got a song for you gang

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=IFZy46GRI0k&si=zyUFVtLVxff74KML

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-is-going-on-blink-gif-25659945

[wanton portal]

if theres anything Duolingo has thought me

its that the French Language sucks ass

[gloomy crest]

I cry thee mercy is duplicated here

[crisp basin]

flibbertigibbet

[gloomy crest]

I like saying it though because it feels less effort if it's an informal situation

[wanton portal]

I can type in a french sentence

[gloomy crest]

Excusez-moi vs excuse me

[wanton portal]

Un chat et un chien

a cat and a dog

amazing

[gloomy crest]

J'adore joué les échecs

[wanton portal]

I dont know what you're saying

[gloomy crest]

I probably said it wrong

I forgot the conjugation for playing

[gloomy crest]

I love playing chess

[last whale]

I do NOT fw this unfortunately

Nvm

[spark quartz]

Bro what

[indigo hare]

The one thats pinned in halfsword chat is the same but edited to fix some things, with some input from one of the VA

[last whale]

The growls just came, I fw it

[gloomy crest]

Is it really unofficial tho

Pleaaaseee

[gloomy crest]

Oh

[wanton portal]

differentiate Mange and Manges rn

[spark quartz]

Shizzy hates women singers apparently 😭

[plain scroll]

It is

[last whale]

False

[gloomy crest]

But the pin is accurate?

[wanton portal]

AI generated black guy?

[gloomy crest]

I havent chrcked the pin yet

[craggy trail]

You should be happy he said that! It mean’s he values you enough to be straightforward with his opinions and genuinely enjoys the music you send :)

[edgy briar]

easter egg, we will have phones in half sword

hell no

[drowsy finch]

Much like every eguitar song I’ve ever heard, I fucked with it until the vocals started :(

[gloomy crest]

Idk but i know the first one is like for je mange

I forgot how to describe it properly

[edgy briar]

👍

[last whale]

I just do NOT fw her voice

[gloomy crest]

With the proper grammatical descriptions

[spark quartz]

I will feed you to cannibals

[gloomy crest]

Ils manges?

[last whale]

Damn...

[craggy trail]

I’m just trying to be positive man

[spark quartz]

Oh yeah? Well I don't fw uhhh, you're mom

[gloomy crest]

JOE MAMA

[spark quartz]

BOOM ROASTED

[gloomy crest]

JOE MAMA REFERENCE

OHHHHH

[last whale]

WHAT THE FRICK

[gloomy crest]

OHHHHHHHHH!!!

HE FRICKIN ROASTED

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-joe-swanson-funny-reaver-shark-gif-2863629156239163319

[gloomy crest]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[spark quartz]

💀

[edgy briar]

yee yee eah hair cut you got

[gloomy crest]

OH THE QUARREL IS RISIN'

[drowsy finch]

Instrumentals > vocals </3

[wanton portal]

foreal

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/swedish-fire-and-sword-marching-pike-and-shot-pikemen-gif-13359930684414407

[spark quartz]

Rali

[gloomy crest]

IT'S A FULL ON WAR IN HERE

[wanton portal]

Instrumentals are miles better

[drowsy finch]

Hallo

[gloomy crest]

RAISE THE PIKES

[drowsy finch]

!!

[gloomy crest]

MAKE READY!!! PRESENT!!

[last whale]

For that specific song, that is true

[spark quartz]

Idk if I sent you this but check this out

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ALb2pNs_5bM&si=XwskyxbRP8tVKCP4

[indigo hare]

Outside of R&B and metal, yeah kinda

[wanton portal]

ReignNight

[edgy briar]

wtf

[drowsy finch]

I’ve heard it! Its very thematic

[gloomy crest]

Vocals are so much easier to frick up my tastes but instrumentals should always be provided

[plain scroll]

No probably not. The only accurate info we have been given about the voice lines is the insult and curses #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[gloomy crest]

If I was dictator I would force instrumental versions to always be provided for new releases

[drowsy finch]

I wish I fucked with dark souls in any capacity

[last whale]

https://youtu.be/3Xw-9OE1j-Y Ts peak

[wanton portal]

@indigo hare You're a million years old right
how did the last summer break of school feel like

[indigo hare]

Like 11 into 12? Bad. I knew this was my last year before real life took over

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-dancing-jackson-five-gif-7838695

[open minnow]

Do you get more score if you spare dudes in the Abyss?

[gloomy crest]

Who created this blessed sticker

Someone put armor on a goomba or an amogus

[last whale]

It's a WOBBA

[gloomy crest]

A what

[wanton portal]

can we not bring back Wobba's

and goomb's

[gloomy crest]

That sounds like I'm spinning records on my turntable

[wanton portal]

sadasdad

[plain scroll]

Wobba is the only correct one

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/d4dj-dj-turntables-gif-19194866

Wobba wobba wobba

[wanton portal]

dude

[gloomy crest]

Helmey aon a helmte

[indigo hare]

Not this again

[wanton portal]

Chainsmoker has the best 2016 songs

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[gloomy crest]

I'm not sure

[last whale]

McFARTBeast

[wanton portal]

@lofty kindle Will we be able to meet Napoleon in Waterloo once EA drops

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27002424

[indigo hare]

No

[gloomy crest]

I always thought it was only points per given-up opponent

No matter how they give up

It's like a progress bar

[wanton portal]

he dont need that much milk

[spark quartz]

woah

[craggy trail]

Will we get a comprehensive list of all the voice lines or will we be left to speculate?

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-fascinating-interesting-fake-sure-gif-4110253572494542171

[gloomy crest]

That counts as hate speech

[craggy trail]

Outta ask now when we just discussed it

[gloomy crest]

He called him a mcfartbeast

[wanton portal]

yayyy

[spark quartz]

YOU JUST SAID IT TOO

[last whale]

What are you gonna do about it

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-napoleon-the-best-good-job-fantastic-gif-26235555

[lofty kindle]

We have posted and pin the voice lines already.

[gloomy crest]

OH SHOOT

[gloomy crest]

Is it certified accurate

[craggy trail]

So that list’s mostly accurate?

[gloomy crest]

How accurate is it tho

[wanton portal]

I wonder if you guys are going to actually add REAL people from the 15th century

[spark quartz]

I'm gonna write a very strongly worded letter to your local government to outlaw metal

[gloomy crest]

I need certification from the dept of agriculture that it's accurate

[last whale]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gloomy crest]

There are actually voice recordings from that time that they could add in the game

[craggy trail]

I’m gonna take that as a yes and drop the topic.

[gloomy crest]

No we're journalists

We have to confirm than speculate

[craggy trail]

What… are you drinking?

[last whale]

Steals your health elixir like a boss

[gloomy crest]

IT SHALL BE CONFIRMED

ACCURACY....

[wanton portal]

Chai Tea

[craggy trail]

Yeah well I accept bribes

[gloomy crest]

INTEGRITYZZZX..

[plain scroll]

The only official voicelines that are pinned is the insults and curse i thought. The other list is a the community speculated one

[indigo hare]

I like the way you work

[wanton portal]

how's a cent sound

[gloomy crest]

You hear that mcjoebeast

[wanton portal]

good enough?

[indigo hare]

I trust MY community 😎

[spark quartz]

I'm so glad you are not in a position of power lol

[gloomy crest]

THE OTHER ONE IS SPECULATION, YOUR HONOR

OBJECTION

[wanton portal]

it's HONOUR

[gloomy crest]

THIS IS HEARSAY

[indigo hare]

Spoken like someone who can’t afford the bribes

[unreal bay]

Don't drink too much of it.

[wanton portal]

#faq you

[gloomy crest]

It'll take a lawsuit to get the 100% verified list

[plain scroll]

They listed I cry thee mercy twice. Idk how much trust we should give

[indigo hare]

Is there something wrong with wanting extra mercy?

[gloomy crest]

I COMPLETELY AGREE

TOO MUCH REDUNDANCY TO BE TRUSTED

[last whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1126671122021240924/1218792664619810836/mychild.gif

[gloomy crest]

REDUNDANCY IMPLIES INACCURACY

[plain scroll]

[spark quartz]

I generally don't find myself in situations where bribes are necessary

[gloomy crest]

If they can't double check official verified work then it shall'n't be accepted by parliament

[plain scroll]

You were number 1 truster bro

[unreal bay]

One cup a day, since it's warm for the internal organs. Alot of spices ect

[lofty kindle]

Straight from the person who made them.

[gloomy crest]

The entire thing??

[wanton portal]

will YOU be in the EA

[gloomy crest]

But @plain scroll said it was partial speculation

[craggy trail]

$20 or it happened

[indigo hare]

Ok I fixed it now it’s 110% accurate

[gloomy crest]

WHAT ABOUT THE SPECULATION

[wanton portal]

17.5$

[indigo hare]

And this is why you will never have power like me

[gloomy crest]

My defendant says it's partial speculation

[unreal bay]

You made masala tea right?

[lofty kindle]

Not actual persons. Every NPC is inspired by real people however. Some characters will be amalgamations of folklore heroes.

[craggy trail]

No. $20. Any lower is just unacceptable.

[lofty kindle]

We are still in call btw.

[gloomy crest]

Battle of Gettysburg should be added

[wanton portal]

20.99$... take it or leave it

[plain scroll]

I think there may be some confusion here. There is 2 lists pinned the official one only had insults and curses. The unofficial one that is pinned has the rest but may not be accurate

[craggy trail]

Who’s Willie inspired by?

[craggy trail]

Deal.

[gloomy crest]

HEAR, HEAR!!

There is speculation in my drink

[wanton portal]

wow
so we will get Zorro in half sword

amazing

https://tenor.com/view/zorro-sword-gif-16835158829204076164

[unreal bay]

If it was anything special or important I ll join in. I was at an event for vfx

[plain scroll]

Unofficial: #halfsword-chat-⚔ message
Official: #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[lofty kindle]

Hmm I will check after meeting wraps up. I swear I posted all the demo voicelines pnce.

[gloomy crest]

THE TYPO RENDERS THIS MESSAGE INACCURATE

[plain scroll]

If you have it was a seperate message and not pinned

[safe flax]

release date when

[craggy trail]

Thank you Mantic

[gloomy crest]

The script is more important

[lofty kindle]

You have not played our demo then huh?

[indigo hare]

You mean Antonio banderas in the role of Zoro from the hit movie Princess Bride?

[safe flax]

wdym

[last whale]

Soon...

[lofty kindle]

When we are ready to announce.

[gloomy crest]

slides release date questionry off the table

[wanton portal]

dude SHUT THE #faq UP

[wanton portal]

yesss

[gloomy crest]

LMAOOO

LMAAAOOOO

[lofty kindle]

Yo be chill man.

[potent yew]

Why he so regarded... 💔

[gloomy crest]

I haven't played the first one

[wanton portal]

Sorry

[gloomy crest]

I forgot what you guys called it

[safe flax]

[gloomy crest]

Demo or playtest

[lofty kindle]

lol the spelling errors persist.

[gloomy crest]

I thought it was interesting the faces looked different back then

Like an old videogame

[potent yew]

yes hello.. why do people discuss smashing themselves with a rock?!

[gloomy crest]

The creepy video game type

[wanton portal]

Will King Arthur and Midas be in half sword

[gloomy crest]

It's a joke

By the subreddit

[potent yew]

y

I am out of the loop

lmfaoo

[gloomy crest]

It's because someone posted about doing it if the release won't release

[indigo hare]

The subreddit is the place halfsworders go to rot and beat jokes to death

[lofty kindle]

The Reddit is losing their minds.

[gloomy crest]

They just don't have anything else better to do

[potent yew]

how come!

[gloomy crest]

I made basic green tea

[potent yew]

I mean, its hecckin ledit

[wanton portal]

@lofty kindle will there be a sword stuck in a boulder that can only be pulled by one person in EA

[gloomy crest]

Also I heard some people got punished by Reddit for some of those posts lol

[unreal bay]

What did it include? Only nutmeg

[gloomy crest]

I assume some of those were edited though

[unreal bay]

Or ginger

[lofty kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045629304609964046/1357577549378748466/I_see_you.gif

[potent yew]

how did this even come to fruition

[unreal bay]

That's masala tea then

[gloomy crest]

Approved by the half sword parliament

[wanton portal]

That isnt a no...

[gloomy crest]

I like tikka masala

[unreal bay]

Oki npp just no more then a cup a day :))

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/payphone-maroon-5-payphone-nightcore-gif-13696977011127055076

[indigo hare]

Why not

[lofty kindle]

Someone made a meme about crushing their balls with a rock if HS does not come out tomorrow.

It is a meme that started elsewhere but is currently taking of the HS subreddit.

[gloomy crest]

I wish more games depicted medieval naval warfare

Or medieval d-day

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-4821437455591210602

[gloomy crest]

Is this a half sword

[lofty kindle]

Under represented for sure. Lot's of work too.

[last whale]

Mayhaps

[wanton portal]

I just hope that
face cheeks will react to getting punched as shown in the image

[indigo hare]

Not a hot take at all, the halfcord community is 100x funnier, better, and more handsome than the half Reddit community

[potent yew]

Me delaying the game so no balls will stay uncrushed

[lofty kindle]

I don't think Willie will be randomly walking around with mouthfuls of water lol.

[craggy trail]

OFFICER THUNDERCOCK???

[plain scroll]

Plus the name is far cooler

[lofty kindle]

Idk man they been curb stomping Half-Cord in the meme department.

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-me-after-a-long-day-of-goon-maxxing-crony-henchman-gif-6850047670768019980

[lofty kindle]

The future needs children.

[indigo hare]

Pffft the only thing they’ve been curb stomping is the ball crushing joke into pieces

[potent yew]

How about there is a random chance your opponent just gives up and jumps over the fence

[unreal bay]

Since the spices are harsh for non indians. It's also in warm water. Let's say you can get pimples from drinking too much. Stomach isn't used to it

[craggy trail]

Half reddit is a bunch of halfwits. I’m a proud Halfcord supremacist

[gloomy crest]

Yeah because clean water is harder to get

It'd more likely be mouthfuls of beverage

[lofty kindle]

You gotta visit more. Ball crushing has just spread outside of Reddit.

[gloomy crest]

Or soup

[unreal bay]

Please no call to violence

[uncut epoch]

Just received the pigeon, George Washington died 😢

[gloomy crest]

NOOO

[unreal bay]

Against rules

[indigo hare]

Please call for more violence

[plain scroll]

Every time I visit the Reddit it scares me

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1436627552084164648/watermark.gif

[unreal bay]

[gloomy crest]

Please don't share half sword clips due to depictions of violence (we are a gentle community)

[gloomy crest]

I SAW THIS IN MY FEED TESTERDAY LOL

[indigo hare]

I saw this shit yesterday and it was hilarious.

[gloomy crest]

SOMEONE POSTED A SKULL VARIANT

[unreal bay]

Lmao

[lofty kindle]

I mean it is Reddit. If you ever feel like being abused come hang out in the Steam threads.

[gloomy crest]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SKULL SIR MOAI

[indigo hare]

Me when I eat a clothes iron

[unreal bay]

Nomnom

[plain scroll]

Oh no I avoid that even more

[lofty kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1313233130194342009/BleedoutPT.gif

[gloomy crest]

I find the reddit useful only to see perspectives of things like preferred weps, tips, etc

[uncut epoch]

Just got word from pigeon, Willie died

[gloomy crest]

Just got a word from the telegraph, we won in Gettysburg

[last whale]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lofty kindle]

You have a few flocks inbound in that case.

[indigo hare]

I can’t comment on the subreddit cause Reddit banned me, so I have to lurk and see people spreading misinformation on purpose or not, and I can’t even correct them 🙁

[uncut epoch]

Got word from a pigeon that there’s a word from a pigeon

[lofty kindle]

Who gets banned on Reddit? Scrub.

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-rat-pigeon-and-rat-pigeon-rat-facetime-gif-11375218340703113476

[gloomy crest]

"Obscene images of gore should not be posted"

Can we clarify what this is exactly?

[indigo hare]

Someone who couldn’t handle being banned so he made 5 different attempts with new emails but kept getting banned 😡

[gloomy crest]

Do y'all mean like the skinned faces?

[plain scroll]

Irl gore

[gloomy crest]

Can we clarify that it means irl

[indigo hare]

I think that made things worse for me

[gloomy crest]

Cuz it's pretty general

[lofty kindle]

Always use a VPN.

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-nba-what-huh-gif-10682996

[indigo hare]

I have one now but unfortunately the second i go on mobile Reddit I’d get banned again

[last whale]

Holy fuck

[indigo hare]

I guess I can just stick to pc

[gloomy crest]

Obscene is a pretty general description of disgust which could be applied to certain gorey events ingame

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/lack-of-reading-vader-daddy-vader-force-choke-sw-gif-17915676

Regarding Gore,
Gore is a part of the game; however, obscene images of gore should not be posted on the server.
Video game and movie gore are exceptions to this rule but please use Discord's spoiler feature when posting such media.

[gloomy crest]

Ohhh

The fact that it starts with discussing the game though throws me off

[plain scroll]

[spark quartz]

@last whale do you fw rush gang

[gloomy crest]

I interpreted it as "gruesome level only but not grotesque level ingame footage"

My bad tho

[uncut epoch]

What is this

[trail tapir]

christmas

[lofty kindle]

Life Hack: Reading all the text is generally needed for full comprehension.

[gloomy crest]

I hope y'all understand where I'm coming from

[spark quartz]

Our generations Mariah Carey

[uncut epoch]

I’m not feeling the jolly spirit with this one

[trail tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-gif-2218387369813418815

[indigo hare]

No

[lofty kindle]

For sure, we have done this dance before.

[indigo hare]

I chose not to

[gloomy crest]

This is how I interpreted it tho

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/teen-gohan-son-gohan-gohan-piccolo-aura-aura-farming-gif-11063531521348248690

[gloomy crest]

But the second paragraph does clarify it

I

[lofty kindle]

It's a guideline more then a hard rule.

[indigo hare]

Decent aura farming. Nothing to piccolo though

[gloomy crest]

Yes sire

kneels

[spark quartz]

Easty poo did you ever fw twkyk

[gloomy crest]

What the goblins

[indigo hare]

Thats too much of an abbreviation

Im not sure what you’re referring to

[last whale]

Yes

[lofty kindle]

I cannot express how awkward it makes me feel when people do this lol.

No hate just makes me feel like I am at a renfaire.

[spark quartz]

L

[gloomy crest]

LMFAAAO

[spark quartz]

Do you fw Yes?

[indigo hare]

Yes master of course

[last whale]

Also, yes

[spark quartz]

Bro

[indigo hare]

Have another

[lofty kindle]

Keep it in the bedroom.

[gloomy crest]

I'd love to spend time in a renfaire

[spark quartz]

I'm about to see yes live on Sunday

[lost palm]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @sovereign_t ]

[last whale]

Hell yeah

[gloomy crest]

Omg this line was in a flash game i used to play about violent chess

Do you know about it

[dreamy mango]

Scoundrel!

[gloomy crest]

Yes master? Of course!

[spark quartz]

It's legit their last show too

[indigo hare]

I know literally everything

[lost palm]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @sovereign_t ]

[gloomy crest]

THE PFP MAKES IT SO GOOD

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-absolutely-gif-26616889

[spark quartz]

I'm gonna drink some long Island iced teas and rock out to owner of a lonely heart

[gloomy crest]

GOSH

[last whale]

You're lucky to be able to see their last show

[gloomy crest]

WHAT THE HELL

[indigo hare]

This place is degeneracy

[uncut epoch]

What my name

[indigo hare]

Sound

Oh

Your name

Is OG

[gloomy crest]

LOL

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/appurajosh-gif-21504421

[indigo hare]

Hes so real for that

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-labeouf-hot-ones-tear-tears-cry-gif-15114928

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1438936735315787786/watermark.gif

[gloomy crest]

Why is mcwonder's status the freaking tf2 dude

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1438936775287636078/watermark.gif

[lofty kindle]

How dare you.

[gloomy crest]

My bad

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-day-pickle-appreciation-day-pickle-mania-it's-pickle-time-pickles-gif-17203759981675228329

[plain scroll]

He leaked modchat. This is grounds for removal

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-clean-fresh-and-clean-bald-hair-gif-7732834

[craggy trail]

How many speechbubbles do I have at this point?

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-pickle-day-pickle-appreciation-day-pickle-mania-it's-pickle-time-pickles-gif-3756051904131020450

[gloomy crest]

Have you heard of the sandwichery that serves a pickle bun

It's pretty neat

[spark quartz]

I knew you always wanted me gone

[indigo hare]

I completely agree

[lofty kindle]

I have banned for less.

[craggy trail]

Dude… I’m gonna make that a speechbubble now

[gloomy crest]

Oh it's just a buff willie

[uncut epoch]

What’s a sandwhichery

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-clean-gif-7732473

[indigo hare]

Goodbye turkey mod, it was ____ knowing you

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1436627552084164648/watermark.gif

[plain scroll]

Well you don't have the HALF tag

[gloomy crest]

I made it up to refer to a sandeich shop

[spark quartz]

I LIKE ARC RAIDERS MORE THERE I SAID IT

[dreamy mango]

hedge-born!

Oaf!

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/in-there-out-get-out-get-in-door-gif-9674710657154743176

[uncut epoch]

You lied to me!!!

[spark quartz]

when EA drops who knows

[plain scroll]

Yeah tell em willie

[last whale]

Banned for life

[indigo hare]

Can you please remove turkey mod he said he likes another game more than halfsword

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1438937260467945512/watermark.gif

[gloomy crest]

Eslie's

[spark quartz]

Easter told me in dms he hates Willie

[uncut epoch]

What is this monstrosity

[gloomy crest]

It doesnt look that bad

Unless you hate pickles

Then it looks bad

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-pickle-dance-gif-16793549199557026959

[indigo hare]

You bastard in a basket

[gloomy crest]

We need more good small sandwich shops, and I'm not talking Subway

[uncut epoch]

When is a John Deere tractor being added to halfsword

[spark quartz]

You shart in an underwear

[gloomy crest]

Include a few banh mi businesses in it

[lyric moat]

I heard EA releases this weekend

[gloomy crest]

This can't be real

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-cat-washed-soggy-wet-gif-16755473866192073463

[gloomy crest]

I don't believe it

[safe flax]

can any mod give a hint of the price

pls

[safe flax]

i need to save up

[gloomy crest]

They made a statement on the price somewhere

[craggy trail]

It gets to a point

[gloomy crest]

It should be added to faq

[safe flax]

okay

[umbral bough]

hell no

[gloomy crest]

Congrats on mod

[craggy trail]

$10-30

[lyric moat]

I should note I’m schizophrenic

[craggy trail]

USD

[umbral bough]

gatekeep that shi i've seen too many gentrified examples of my people's culture already

[safe flax]

#faq (couldnt find it so im just doing it from here)

[umbral bough]

ty

[spark quartz]

Bad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434645975716200568/20251102_125006.gif

[gloomy crest]

Is early access and regular release gonna cost the same

[lyric moat]

Ah yes The Dayz method

[spark quartz]

Next time you do I'll unrelease silksong

[lyric moat]

I was forged as a skonger

[gloomy crest]

Pardon if this is dum question

I don't usually buy game

[craggy trail]

Will I get banned for posting this if I’m super clear that this obviously fake image is in fact a fake image?

[lyric moat]

This wait is child’s play

[gloomy crest]

The paper looks so beautiful

[lyric moat]

“Get him boys”

[umbral bough]

i heard anyone who says that early access will release this week or tomorrow is going to endure a terrible fate

[lyric moat]

Jokes on you my life already sucks

[gloomy crest]

I think it's safe to assume the EA is gonna be December

[spark quartz]

"Will I get banned for posting this image right here that I was wondering if I might get banned for here's the image i might get banned for btw"

[lyric moat]

December 31st unless they delay

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/86484642730885120/1243897974971437131/togif-6.gif

[gloomy crest]

Will I get banned for getting bannedv

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[gloomy crest]

Yea

I mean to just narrow it down further from "by 31st"

[lyric moat]

God but I’m so excited

[gloomy crest]

Just excluding November to concise it

[craggy trail]

Worth it.

[lyric moat]

We’re gonna get muscly Willy

[gloomy crest]

If it releases in November then I'll eat my helmet

[lyric moat]

I give it 4 hours until the incel vs Chad meme gets made with Willie’s

[safe flax]

half sword better not be like gta 6 where is gets delayed a lot

[quasi steppe]

Gentrification isn’t interchangeable with cultural appropriation idk why but so many use those terms like they don’t mean completely different things

[gloomy crest]

I don't think I'll be able to afford early access

[gloomy crest]

Well put

[lyric moat]

Bro stop gaslighting me

[gloomy crest]

Is this half sword

Half sword sneakpeek

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-whine-graph-meme-gif-2431519173667628399

[lyric moat]

Full doggo

[gloomy crest]

Half sword leak

[spark quartz]

What da dog doin

[elder pawn]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1965856040152682782.gif

[gloomy crest]

Minecraft leak

[lyric moat]

What category of dog is this

I want one

[spring pilot]

GUys what tier uses bastard swords?

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-mrbeast-lobby-meme-add-gif-15427571304453883300

[gloomy crest]

It's not a poodle for sure

[lyric moat]

I think militia up

[craggy trail]

I’ll kill you for that

[elder pawn]

add me mud👀👀👀👀👀

[gloomy crest]

I can't wait to see messers ingame

[lyric moat]

You get them reliably as hip weapons on the top 2 tiers as well

[gloomy crest]

Is this real wtf

[lyric moat]

Messers + fixed decapitation will be legendary

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437787744553275454/thinking_will.gif

[craggy trail]

Honestly I’m too damn stupid to stay in this server. I’m gonna get banned sooner or later

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/goated-phonk-goated-phonk-gif-11436444742083074581

[gloomy crest]

All I need is a Franco-Burgundian sallet, a basic messer, and a 9" buckler

[gloomy crest]

I need my messer to cook for the half sword camps. Today we're having ancient-Egyptian-inspired bánh mì lasagna and a raisin, pickle, pineapple, olive pizza

[lyric moat]

Boutta stir fry me a Willy

[gloomy crest]

LOL

What's that fancy Spanish ham called again

The popular one

[gloomy crest]

Hey Sandman beep beep, tell me the name of the Spanish ham

[neat tundra]

Hamioli

[gloomy crest]

Sandman loads answer

[gloomy crest]

Ah yes

Jamón willio

Williewurst

[indigo hare]

Oh theres a regular curse here for sure. Every regular eventually gets banned cause they get much more lax and open with their personalities and behaviors. Eventually the mask slips, every, single, time

[gloomy crest]

Lol

I hate when this happens in the server I moderate

Then the other regulars get mad at me for enforcing rules

[indigo hare]

Im also mad at you for this

[gloomy crest]

What!

Blast!

[gloomy crest]

This is why we need to implement a half sword bootcamp for every regular to instill discipline

Keeps the server in check

We just need a volunteer sergeant

[severe fulcrum]

No me

It’s not a ven that hard

[granite coyote]

When is the early access date?

[indigo hare]

Before the end of the year

[granite coyote]

thx

[spark quartz]

Just simply don't break the rules

[gloomy crest]

And be mindful

[indigo hare]

You can’t tell him what to do

[granite coyote]

tamam ağabey

[spark quartz]

Easter you smell of ham

[gloomy crest]

Mindfulness... wisdom...

[indigo hare]

I don’t even LIKE ham!!

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/xnh-gif-27054145

[spark quartz]

English only in general plz

[elder pawn]

i am mr mustard mango

[granite coyote]

ok brother

[gloomy crest]

I broke the rules earlier by saying "hello" and "I like to play chess" in French

This must be what Easter meant about slipping up...

I'll take the ban

[spark quartz]

You are ham

[gloomy crest]

Do y'alls mod teams language proficiency cover the scope of the non-English channel section?

[indigo hare]

You fuckin amateur

[indigo hare]

Eh. Somewhat. For the most part we have to rely on user reports for those channels, but given they don’t see much activity it hasn’t been an issue

But I know some of us are bilingual

[gloomy crest]

Ah okay

It's pretty cool y'all provide spaces for so many languages

[indigo hare]

I know we have at least polish German and Dutch on the team

[gloomy crest]

So thoughtful

[gloomy crest]

No excessive swearing pls

[indigo hare]

Im sorry boss

[gloomy crest]

wats the background behind your pfp

I thought it depicted a ski mask until I actually looked LOL

For anyone interested in heraldry designing, I greatly prefer Heraldicon over the one the half sword team suggested quite awhile ago

The halfsword-mentioned one has a lot of lame limitations

[unreal bay]

Beef?

[spark quartz]

And two bri'ish

[restive trench]

where is moai even from

[spark quartz]

Argentina

[restive trench]

oh damn thats cool

[indigo hare]

Yes! Or pork! Chicken is good too. Also fish. And other seafood.

[indigo hare]

Im not

You fool

You’ve been lied to

Bamboozled

[restive trench]

oh damn

[indigo hare]

Deceived

[restive trench]

thats not cool

[indigo hare]

I am from Germany but living in NY now

[gloomy crest]

Easter island bruh

[unreal bay]

Ser gut

[gloomy crest]

Ohhh I assume you've heard of pretzels then

[restive trench]

omg you speak the language of the long sword

[gloomy crest]

It's like a German food if u didnt know

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1117704405899280454/1245124233244315739/togif.gif

[spark quartz]

prey type build

[gloomy crest]

I know a cat with eyes spread like that

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

[gloomy crest]

Is this real

[spark quartz]

yes

[drowsy finch]

Wtf is wrong with him

[restive trench]

idk he's a llama or something

[surreal ridge]

release soon 👀

[indigo hare]

You can’t just ask someone what’s wrong with them

[indigo hare]

I do!

[unreal bay]

Why

[surreal ridge]

trust

i know these things

[unreal bay]

Let's just wait after gta6

[surreal ridge]

im omnipotent

trust

[indigo hare]

Alright im very much looking forward to 2035

[unreal bay]

Oke

[surreal ridge]

release is before 2026

[unreal bay]

Woohoooo

[surreal ridge]

it would be pretty silly if they released on christmas lol

[unreal bay]

When is Christmas

[forest falcon]

six or seven weeks away

https://imgur.com/a/mmzcYH9

[unreal bay]

[surreal ridge]

... 👀

six or seven?

👐

[indigo hare]

You deserve to be thrown into the corner and locked up

[atomic mist]

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[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883853944508522536/1438911974175019088/image.png?ex=69189ab4&is=69174934&hm=b0e020db75911ac7b93d8b732154956193170b8016b4c3cf73b1de40a875986a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=529&height=246

[raven raven]

wsg everyone

[chilly knoll]

What if launch game for steam console is half life 3

[raven raven]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-one-punch-one-punch-man-death-gif-8085067500198052961

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002450851962556489/1409770340736958495/ezgif-3057470420d62d.gif?ex=6918b731&is=691765b1&hm=98972ee1bf64097f6c207b0c91a05122ed5e8d0d3aa3ef4c67a573490ed71a8d&

[gloomy crest]

Issue a warning for brainrottage

That's an order!

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword 3 you mean?

[idle crest]

Just spent £1200 on a gothic ciurass.

[gloomy crest]

Nice, ye be an emo I see

[idle crest]

It's a black one tbf

[gloomy crest]

Lol

Is it on the rawer side

Or is it more polished

[gloomy crest]

I have a cuirass too

Lemme send you the link

[drowsy finch]

Yes I can :(

[gloomy crest]

Actually it's more of a front plate

[unreal bay]

Did it arrive

Did you get it on Facebook marketplace?

[gloomy crest]

This is my cuirass

[tight breach]

Could nocat-2422 exist in this realm I wonder

I've wanted to chat with the fellow

[gloomy crest]

Is it because they're a cat

[idle crest]

No I bought it at England's main reenactment market and the guy who made it offered to add another fauld to it, partly because I'm very tall.

[gloomy crest]

How tallo

[idle crest]

Could have taken it home today but my card froze and I wanted him to add the fauld anyway, so I bank transfer.

[idle crest]

6'5

[gloomy crest]

HOT POTATOES

How many centimeters on top of that

[tight breach]

It is because of his fascination

His obsessive need

[gloomy crest]

Ok

Good luck finding noxat

[tight breach]

He takes after yoda

Also the fact his reddit name generated the same number as my Internet alias since the early internet is concerning

People think I am nocat

[gloomy crest]

Oh

Never heayrd of iet

[spark quartz]

Rali the judgment giver

[unreal bay]

Awesome

[gloomy crest]

Nice

[gloomy crest]

Smart idea inputting your title into the pronoun section

[unreal bay]

Gonna make use of it somehow

[drowsy finch]

I am pretty judgey sometimes

[barren osprey]

release it

[frozen mason]

They did something and they also win? How do they do it???

[gloomy crest]

No

[lofty kindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7lRLVX_6w

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword early access and GTA 6 should release at the same time

[idle crest]

Blackened gothic ciurass with fluting and fancy etched brass

[gloomy crest]

Is it on the rawer or polished side

[gloomy crest]

Hhh

Holy schmoley

Blackened/blued armor will always be top

[indigo hare]

I believe you mean peak

[gloomy crest]

I do prefer it raw tho like a dry jazz cymbal

[gloomy crest]

Peaketh

[indigo hare]

Simble*

[gloomy crest]

I believe you mean S'ble

[craggy trail]

There isn’t a mask to slip. I’m far too open for that

[idle crest]

It's sexy as fuck isn't it

[craggy trail]

I’m blunt. I’ve been told as much many times.

[gloomy crest]

It's not bad

[gloomy crest]

You can be blunt without breaking rules

[idle crest]

It's pretty sexy, fits me perfectly too, front and back.

And like I said the guy who made it is adding another segment to the fauld ❤️

[gloomy crest]

Being blunt and not breaking like a good training sword

Probably a mod

[indigo hare]

Ur blunt. Ive told you this many times

[craggy trail]

I don’t plan on breaking rules

[chilly knoll]

Lots of drugs

[gloomy crest]

Breaking rules to an extent is wat gets u baned

So i assumed u meant that

[craggy trail]

I’m gonna make a Halfcord mod tierlist

[craggy trail]

Nah all good

[gloomy crest]

K

[indigo hare]

I am literally number 1 no matter who makes it or how the list falls. I will always be 1

[gloomy crest]

Rank "unmodded vanilla half sword demo" as #1

[indigo hare]

And if you don’t put me at 1, I will actually ban you

[forest falcon]

my head hurts

[indigo hare]

And call you names

[forest falcon]

;c

[indigo hare]

Just take it off

[gloomy crest]

gives ice pack

[indigo hare]

Did you just roleplay in my discord server

[forest falcon]

jokes on you i'm already a lobotomite

[idle crest]

Petty despot.

[chilly knoll]

I can't wait to destroy my computer in a fit of rage from playing tarkov tomorrow

[indigo hare]

Petty? No. Fragile? Yes

Everything I do is justified and grand so, not petty

[gloomy crest]

I used to play Polyguns

Lol

[severe fulcrum]

I think Sam

[idle crest]

When I raise this ban hammer, I so wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal cringe.

[indigo hare]

Okay goodbye

[forest falcon]

the roblox game?

[gloomy crest]

Si

[forest falcon]

same

long time ago

[gloomy crest]

Other than that a lot of your favorites I'm unfamiliar with

Except natural disaster

[idle crest]

Wanted to make a joke here but i shan't 💅

[forest falcon]

yea I haven't added any games to my favorites

[indigo hare]

You just did

[forest falcon]

since like 2019 or 2018

[gloomy crest]

Lol

[idle crest]

Where's the punchline Mr guy

[gloomy crest]

That shoildnt stop me tho cuz I've played long before 2019

[indigo hare]

Right here

[idle crest]

dodges

[forest falcon]

i registered on roblox in 2015 ish

[gloomy crest]

swings falchion

falchion breaks

[idle crest]

matrix dodges

[gloomy crest]

DARN MY BLACKSMITH

[gloomy crest]

apparently falchion broke midswing because you dodged

[gloomy crest]

2013 pour moi

holds out buckler, clenches fist

[idle crest]

I dodged so fast the air cavitated right next to the falchion

[gloomy crest]

LOOOL

[indigo hare]

I can’t believe the day has finally come where I see roleplay in my discord server

[forest falcon]

i hate roleplay

in most settings

[indigo hare]

Is this some sort of roleplay from you i dont understand

[idle crest]

Can we subject this guy to indestructible chains forged from the heart of a dying star please?

[forest falcon]

i am roleplaying the rope

[gloomy crest]

LMFFFAAAOOO

Y'ALL CRACK ME UP

Ban this person

[forest falcon]

time him out for 5 milihours

[indigo hare]

Youre very good at it

[gloomy crest]

bends legs as if I'm holding shift

Oaf!

[dreamy mango]

Mangy cur!

[idle crest]

flying headbutts you in the fucking face

[spark quartz]

tickles u

[violet garden]

It is an inevitability once a server grows enough

[gloomy crest]

I fell and struggle to get back up.

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

I hold the Life Alert button around my neck.

[indigo hare]

We were supposed to keep our stuff private

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-flying-universe-butterfly-earth-gif-18122225507406219426

[gloomy crest]

Life Alert, are you in need of assistance?

Yes!

[indigo hare]

I’ll allow it, this made me chuckle

[forest falcon]

fucking awakened a core memory

[spark quartz]

gulps i- i hope ur not mad... I'm sorry 🙁

[gloomy crest]

Call an ambulabce!

[kindred marlin]

My Hs is at 10 fps

[forest falcon]

with that statemend

[kindred marlin]

I got 4gb ram

and intel i3

🙁

[violet garden]

#staff-RP is leaking

[idle crest]

I then proceed to contort your body so badly that it can no longer exist in three dimensional space.

[spark quartz]

*#staff-furryRP

[gloomy crest]

gurgles

Bleghegeheh

Bluacghchch

[violet garden]

ok. keep bulying me, im a fking nobody its whatever i kno im a fk up and i kno everyone hate me in here. i try and bring hapiness to everyone but theres only so much a fking foxxo can do before he fking loses it and im close to fking losing it. Their is not anyone who like me here and no one had a crush on me when i ask last time and you would not understand how hard it is to live lonley sad and depressed like me so fk off dude reslly

[forest falcon]

#staff-feetRP

[indigo hare]

Throwback to my days as a furry

[kindred marlin]

oh what a catty

[gloomy crest]

more guttural sounds

[spark quartz]

True

[gloomy crest]

Me when I'm trying to sound French

[spark quartz]

Wonderful

[idle crest]

I then weld your soul, your very essence, to all the spaces Inbetween, all lengths in the universe, so that the expansion of space shall cause you the most visceral suffering. @gloomy crest

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword looks so real

[gloomy crest]

The horns and drums sound: Dun dun dun Duuunnnn!!! Badabum.

A text appears saying "Hold G."

[indigo hare]

Lmao my old cat loved this

Would react the same

[idle crest]

No you cannot die

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-table-is-leaving-gif-3715694502559935806

[idle crest]

I retroactively made it impossible for you to die

[spark quartz]

I can't believe unironic rp is happening rn

[idle crest]

Right before I condemned your physical and immaterial existence to torture on all scales

[toxic thistle]

hi chat

[gloomy crest]

U dont have the mod for zero pain

[forest falcon]

hello

[gloomy crest]

So I died

[idle crest]

:3

[toxic thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221766289156997181/1368878529298825336/34b6fbaeb148c53c17d1f4a465e1e00d.gif

[severe leaf]

llamasteve

Server Avatar

[spark quartz]

hello designated cat poster do you have any cats to post

[gloomy crest]

Funniest joeness I've seen yet

[forest falcon]

who the fuck starts a conversation like that

[severe leaf]

cark\_mode

Server Avatar

[gloomy crest]

ADD BYRGUNDY TO HALF SYWPRD

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434645975716200568/20251102_125006.gif

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-review-eating-bad-garbage-gif-20951259

[gloomy crest]

gosh I thought this was an orange fish

Like out of that meme "Do U fart?"

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242392366770421820/1408629359618822234/925bb3ce-6217-4431-8c1f-cc9fcadc980a.gif

[plush igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-gif-14330144115221997765

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-fart-do-you-fart-underwater-gif-16094164

[plush igloo]

DAMN

anyways my first message hello guys how are you all

[gloomy crest]

EMBEF FAIL

CUZ U AINT LEVELED ENOUGH

[idle crest]

I have full control of the electromagnetic force and I decree that the electrical signals in your brain that form the foundation of your conscious can never fade nor can they be seperated from the physical matter that composes your brain, nomatter how scattered it may become.

[gloomy crest]

You are presented with two options: 1. Single combat 2. Carnage

[gloomy crest]

I'm doing fine, and you?

[plush igloo]

im doing good too just

really bored

[idle crest]

Death is not an avenue for escape

[gloomy crest]

Bored? THEN CONSIDER THE BATTALION JOINETH

[plush igloo]

COWARD!!

[gloomy crest]

The game crashes.

[plush igloo]

ok ima hop on roblox

[gloomy crest]

Try escaping that

[indigo hare]

Imagine making a spelling error

God damnit

[spark quartz]

what

[gloomy crest]

Bleeding Blades and Blockate were the inly two games Ii played there recently

[indigo hare]

Nothing dont worry about it

[spark quartz]

Oh ok 👍

[gloomy crest]

Did you send Embef accidentlaly?

Were you acutaly trying to spell embed LMAO

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hobby-booger-man-kid-runs-want-some-candy-gif-27047093

[indigo hare]

No you fool I was making fun of you

[gloomy crest]

Why'd u delete

[indigo hare]

But turkey abusive mod

DELETED IT

[gloomy crest]

Tarot reference

[indigo hare]

cause he’s a bully

[spark quartz]

Yeah Easter why did you delete

And blame it on me

[indigo hare]

Cause I embef failed

I was embarrassed

[idle crest]

Game cannot crash when I have full control of electromagnetism

[forest falcon]

Easter, are you a cruster or wiper

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-cat-kiryu-yakuza-gif-5604651096925224333

[indigo hare]

I hate you now

[spark quartz]

I'm a bidet-er

[indigo hare]

Yeah right I bet you use tree leaves

[spark quartz]

yeah

[idle crest]

He's just like me fr

[spark quartz]

poison ivy

[gloomy crest]

Vous bidetez

[forest falcon]

washer

https://tenor.com/view/poop-blast-poop-blast-incredibles-gif-27422322

https://tenor.com/view/discord-dead-chat-gif-27257333

[gloomy crest]

My FM radio interferes with your electro magneto joemamo

Live from Half Sword Radio, I'm your host, Cark Mode.

[idle crest]

I have full control of electromagnetism which means I have full control of your radio and the waves it emits

[gloomy crest]

The weather today is a 100% chance of people asking for release dates.

[indigo hare]

This is truly the darkest day in halfcord history

[spark quartz]

so true 🙁

[gloomy crest]

It's sunny

[gloomy crest]

LMAAAO

[indigo hare]

Please don’t encourage him

[gloomy crest]

Sorry sir

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-dance-dancing-funny-gif-12275652

Sir Moai of the Round Table

[indigo hare]

It’s okay. While im at it, dont ever laugh at turkey mods jokes either. We don’t need his ego to grow larger

[dusty musk]

guys

how many levels till

[gloomy crest]

Yes sir

[dusty musk]

gifs

[gloomy crest]

YES SIR!!! AYE SIR!!!!

[gloomy crest]

AYE SIR!!!!

[spark quartz]

2

[gloomy crest]

LEVEL 2 SIR!!!

[indigo hare]

I believe you mean..

[spark quartz]

I'm killing you

[forest falcon]

is ts reall????????

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1438922867092754452/Screen_Recording_20251114_170237_YouTube.mp4?ex=6918a4d9&is=69175359&hm=bb136cc537a99057197416f7b32bc9f90603bb86727447bef79a47901c7f77f4&

[gloomy crest]

YES MAST-SIR!!!

[indigo hare]

Ha

[idle crest]

This you?

[indigo hare]

Nice

[elder pawn]

LMFAO

[dusty musk]

they ate frogs and we didnt care

[gloomy crest]

Fake