#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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on the temple map
a ufo will fly
u go to its crash site
kick it
and then go to coastal
and u get railgun
Oh cool
Hey, dont worry bud you can probably do this better than him.
Hi y'all
I’ll pay you in respect to sing it in an old timey English accent
Do you
Do i?
Best fake dj 😂
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finished making my char after 1 hour and 23 mins 
took you that long to do something that hitting randomise would've done for you 
all that for that🥀
funny thing is that as soon as you get armour, none of that customising even matters anymore
thats my previous char he got deleted
are you sure there is a randomize button
only thing im sure of is that im never sure of anything
great so never take a word from Militus
how are you sure about that if you are never sure about anything
Real footage of @indigo hare at work
in rules we trust 🙏
are you sure there is a rule that you can ban me for that
do you prefer this one
turkish dad
She was a FromSoftware girl
He was a Rockstar boy
can it get any more obvious
thats GTA 6's release date
Too much work, I’d just put a piece of black tape over it and turn your radio volume up
lmao
"Did you find out what the grinding sound was?"
"Yeah your radio was turned down"
i had this dream about playing kazuya mishima in half sword
Beautifully said
this is awful
i dreamed about playing kazuya mishima in half sword and the final boss was heihachi mishima
what does it mean when your suspension mount sounds like loose change jingling about? and when the water and oil are mixing?
he was buff as hell
Same thing. Your radio volume is too low
They used two different sets of teeth for the top and bottom too 😭
if you don't hear the issue it technically doesn't exist
are you guys talking about engines
and if you never look for an issue then there never is one
EXACTLY!
This guy gets it
i wonder how weapon mods work for half sword
reshaping
how does that work
uhh
think of stretching goo
what does GFX mean
graphics

will the Eiffel Tower be in halfsword
the eif tower
its Graphics effects
eff x
@unreal bay Grah! Fix these problems in the game now!!!
the X means Extreme (jk)
vrafix
Very fucking extreme
chama
visual effects extreme
whats this gurafieks talk
arent visual and graphics the same thing?
essentially?
Mangoes
man... what?
hey anyone here with an intel gpu?
probably
vfx is particles effects, and sim, graphics are lighting and well design of graphics look
Mostly everyone
haha funny
I ain't lyin
nah i want to ask about performance on intel gpus
which one would you say you're better at?
vfx
Pretty mid
what gpu do you have?
oh then you dont have a n intell gpu but an igpu xd
whats difference between graphics and visual
graphisc card
FINALLY SAVED UP FOR HALF SWORD
su
su sun?
Welcome to the club bud
i dont do 3D modeling
the instabuy club?
I do
but the sun emits light
so technically you DO 3D model
i USED to be active thats why
But I want you to
i took a break from discord
woah
imagine
too fast there Moai
too
There*
been a month or two since i got back to using it
there
🥀
Jarvis remove "don't" and "3d" from this message
cap
Imagine making spelling mistakes of any kind lmfao, rofl even
lol
I'm shitsing????
Ok
"But i want you too" - moai, 8:19 PM
(reaching level 3 is hard)
i wonder how many messages you gotta send
Jealousy is a bitch
Imagine making spelling mistakes of any kind. Rofl even.
you were talking on my server few days agooo
you need to sleep or something?
Also it’s only 12:21 pm
GLORY TO GALAXYS WORKSHOP
yeah well i dont live in your house do i
no its 11 am
im in a different timezone mr moai
argggggg
You can check
We can’t ban you for 6 hours but sure I’ll time you out for 6 hours
See you in 6 hours
It says 24 but I’ll remove after 6
Lmao
if you remember
lmao
If I remember
are you gonna sit on discord for 6 hours
No I’ll be back in 25
I fell asleep on the couch at 9pm last night so we’ll see
grandpa needs to take his pills
42 xp left
this reminds me of the dragon fight in god of war 2022
eeper
Factually statement approved
famn
too bad they killed george
george no...
42 more xp till I set you back to level 0
there exists forces of evil i truly cannot fathom...
oh
Oh
bet
john’s marston
Darnell marston was my favorite character
Now he eats avocados
Idk if hair looks good
so why is he bald
oh thats banger 🔥 🔥
he is always 2 steps ahead
didnt he make stuff on a certain platform that only allowed fans in it
hat looks very quite accurate
Is that John marston from the hit game John marston redemption
@lost palm
shouldnt have consumed all those nikocados man
you cant new york it
Where did you even find this
Truly
i am thragging it
i have the perfect meme for this but no image perms
@lost palm
It won’t take me there
wait i think i do
Oh boy I just looked that up and ive said some real questionable things
@lost palm
Moai what the fuck dude
rat
Stop being a weirdo, im cracking down on it now. Ignore the fact theyre bringing up my past weirdness, the past is the past
@lost palm
Photoshop
why do Americans and Europeans use paper to wipe
just use water
Or something
i do both
bru
@lost palm
real men use their hands
animal fart..?
FUCK
wait wtf im level 3 lets go
epib
Im quoting it
Perfect I look forward to watching you get there again
you climbed the ladder
you are responsible for my suicide
Ok commoner
Dont hate the player hate the game
Not this game though
Halfsword is perfect
yeds
half sword is life ❤️
LOVE the player LOVE the game
i like feet
i am JOYOUS right now yall words cannot emphasize how JOYOUS i am right now i am incredibly JOLLY right now

Jfc @indigo hare you were unhinged my guy 😭
Wen half sword EA my wallet hungers for it
Listen, the server was different back then! I was a different person!
why we lying
its a vital transaction, non negotiable
its a necessity
i've been here for couple months but still
half sword is what pumps life
Even mcwonder was a shit poster and a troll back in the day!
Bring it back to the good ol days
Ousting myself in the process
cease discussing your bowel movements
"back in my day" 👴
My wallet is close on getting ravenous
I appreciate that you were always on my side
I've been having ploppers
Makin the bathroom echo
haha of course
Sorry
i love smelling feet
every drawing is just lines angled together to look good
Said the same thing to you're mom
they call me the feet sniffer 2000
I think
@indigo hare btw have you started yet
Huuuuuuuu
Idk
Your*
Half Sword > Every Game on Earth
Yes about ten seconds after that message
Looking at ancient chats is funny
@untold wraith 
The beginning
gta 6?
@untold wraith is actually a fungi
There is no gta6. There never was and never will be
Get it out of your head
Yes even better than that overrated trash
It’s not real
guys... lets rank toothpaste flavors
don't feed the trolls guys
man i love feet
but now i have to ban you for reviving drama
they can keep it T2 FUCK YOU ROCKSTAR FUCK ALL OF YOU
jorjor willie?
does anyone have green hell here i need some1 to play with 😫
Yooooooooo
prince willie the III
or let me rephrase it ,does anyone have 5 bucks to spend
the building on that game blows
that i can agree on
it's still fun tho
@lost palm
Dont say stuff like that please
my mom tripping on some bs rn talkin about “krav maga beats jiujitsu and Muay Thai in a street fight”
i hate myself
I'm sorry I'll stop 😭
got some bars🔥
Ok feet guy
call me feet sniffer 2000
It’s ok I forgive you
I don't
me when mods argue in the general 😔

when multiplayer drops thats how we'll settle disputes
This seems unfair
I would always win every argument
yes
Hello everyone,
Halfsword will release on Thursday, November 19, 2026
We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.
when mutiplayer drops theres gonna be alot fun
Cap
i will show yall my barbaric techniques
They didn't like the union forces
i meant barbaric
hi
hi
^^^^^^
role is a required argument that is missing.```
tf
i beated u 2 times
This was 2 days before i became mod 
You lose your soul
you have joy sucked out of your body

But gain all the power in the world

#stat-rank-check , type /rank there
@tulip pond
is the mods better than game seer?
You really like to push it don't you
its called rolecism
mods aren't publishers
ohhh
that's insane yo 😭
RANDOMLY gain??? 😭 😭
my pyramid checks out
i dont even remember old halfsword chat
Hey atleast i wasnt caught slipping as much as easter like 2 messages above
and i joined in 2024
like i said i've been here a couple of months so i can't really comment
but would anyone like to elaborate on old halfcord
Used to be able to make JOKES
BACK IN MY DAY
who owns half sword games
Ik you are immature, so yeah
me 
Me
too slow
me
ok lets be real guys
willie owns halfsword games.
Oh my god
willie is real?!
btw have you guys heard of this game called half sword
it's like kcd but really complicated
halfing his sword
"i'm halfing my sword"
"you're pregnant now"
a story in two phrases
oh?
goodness gracious
@dire ivy
the guy who joked about a certain action with the vfx dev
guys is level 3 the max level u can get?
oh shit no way 😂
ye
did he get banned or leave
probably banned
oh ok
banned
dang
god damn
also @shrewd carbon results coming today 
galaxy does NOT joke around
are we gonna bury him?
from the voting
theres a limit to how much someone can keep pushing

what are we gonna bury there are no remains left
theres a level 4 but it requires 97 years
galaxy's still in 1984
ping everyone for level four
why 97
Insane, you could prolly find a lot of dirt on me lol
trust
the mods locked me in the dungeon, and they beat me over the head with a jackhammer daily. Send help
i meant are we gonna bury tomoe?
ill call help
theres literally nothing left to bury
just for clarification tho , does everyone ping clear before everyone is pinged?
put him with the rest of the souls that have met the wrath of mod team
nope space burial, lets move on
The Half Sword Dungeon
obviously
Wtf happened
k
no no words
dudes locked in the abyss
can we get mods when half sword releases
looks like i gotta send willies big bro
he reached the climax
turkey mod was kinda freaky ngl
lord have mercy
he just represses it now
turkey mod
Since when did we have 25 months 😹
He still is
GTA 5 is a fucking PLAYSTATION THREE GAME
no it isnt
guys
somewhat less tho 😔
european time
i think i found a bug
it is
playstation 4
i have gta 5 on my ps3
and playstation 3
is it dying and winning at the same time
its a playstation 8 game
im not even joking
And PlayStation 5
no but close
ur mistaking 5 for 6
report it in #1047240101152960525 then
galazy
bait used to be believable
developer
i think hes someone
this has to be bait
might be human idk
hes like
time to go fishing guys 🐟
i am waiting to be lvl 3
would someone like to sit in the tavern with me for absolutely no reason
waiting aint gonna cut it
god fucking damn it he just leveled up when i said it
LOL
hhehehe
settled with this
NOW FINALLY
We're doomed
i could be a quote
happy birthday boy
76 huh...
@lost palm i love feet
@lost palm
finally
honestly the best
@lost palm
this will be the hardest quote image
@lost palm \
@lost palm
go #faq yourself
my hardest quote is "Length doesn't matter"
Oh?
ok bye guys i am taking feet pics
so anyway why were you kicked out from the server a few days ago
nuhuh hedidnt
public execution!!
Now you have to go open a #modmail
So we can get some proof of your clean account after you removed your third party software
No
just turn off blood
If you want to stay in the server open a modmail ticket, delete your third party software, and send a screenshot of your clean account. I’ll tell you exactly what we need to see
what does vencord do if i may ask
Saving me some time
went to make a hot choco and got back with my bd boy murdured somehow
mind sharing?
so lets you see things you're not supposed to
uhhhh
top command does the same thing surprisingly
its getting a new expansion
thats not very nice
i was originally going to make a joke based on two numbers but i dont want to anymore
you'll be put in #🧠rot
lol it was removed
I’m sorry
😂
will they ever add half sword mobile?
Are you serious
ik they wont
2022 remembers ohio
this year , late nov/early dec
6 7
same a whole new map i think . which sounds nice
the joke was 6 7.
Sounds peak
<@&1080390104562016306>
What was the need bro
did i bypass the brainrot bot detector?
Haha
embed fail
i dont think they want the funny people to be in this server
nazi bitch
yeah them
I wish I could embedded fail gif but I can’t use gifs either
especially that i'm polish
ahah fun hitler
Youngest half sword player bro
least edgy half sword fan
imagine making hitler jokes and calling them harmless
whos a fan of schedule one
smh
weaht
what does this mean
yeah unlike you i have common sense
Ty
whats the worst lleonovv can say
racial slurs probably
okay good
nazi got banned 
are u a fan of schedule one
Truly outstanding citizen
I didnt get pinged with that ping for some reason. Pesky discord
Ur not part of the cool mods table
i played it
leave it in there
same
havent heard the word "pesky" in a while
Dont repost what people just got banned for silly
why did you say it like that 😭
pardon me
i don't want the same fate
wtf you mean?
i cry thy mercy 🥸
I read it like the don't hug me I'm scared bird
IM INSIDE WILLIE
HELP
no one will save you
i died
i literally
exploded
into the air
with willie
this bug was insane
you recorded it?
2 in 1 ahh
Back in my day I didn't have the say no to drugs program. I had to do drugs
Y'all got off easy
@wind geode how long you been a mod?
I will get my revenge
this fucking chat today
shitty shit
fucking
other than getting flinged
sorry i can only help horizontally
#halfsword-chat-⚔ would love you
We keep it strictly political here
oasdijqijrewnbgkqhjerbngklwjerrtngkwjrengeqjlrngqef'
I think cookies and hot sauce work well together
i havent heard that in years
one of the devs is Italian so if you get shot know that it was by them
credible threat
i think pineapple legit should be on pizza
Pineapple shud be on pizza with some ham
"What's the shape of Italy"
a very savory one i suppose
"you have been kicked"
A year and a half
isnt unc a brainrot term?
It's just uncle
no its just slang for old person
but i suppose is used alot with brainrot terms
false , you aren't green
Ikrrrr
change your pfp now
How?
It's owned by me
Can't move
i think you're lying
what is this conveying
Stealer
pic
That im a thief for gifs
Idk why this reminds of a shamrock shake but it does
I can't send you a picture now but here's my cat
I am too young to understand what that is
She was yawning
Snapping turtle
Galaxy. Arent you the same age as me?
i feel sick
how old are you?
Idk your age
Galaxy are you in your twenties
Nah you're just not American lol. It's a shake McDonald's sells around Saint Patrick's day, its so fire
true
He's two years old
Shamrock shake fell off
I FUCKING LOVE THE SHAMROCK SHAKE
Is it back though?
what's it's flavor exactly
I ain't that old unc
Mint
Where can I buy this Shamrock shake
Galaxy is in his 30s confirmed
Vanilla mint
clovers 
You ain't baiting me
Green
shit what wouldn't i do for a chocolate chip mint ice cream right now 😫
Elite choice
thats what a person who is 30 would say
it's the best ice cream flavor imo
@unreal bay wrong chat
I gotta place cookies and cream on top but its a close third
Why you bringing me out on a date?
i strongly prefer fruit flavors over chocolate and similiar things
yes
they are too sweet for me
Bet
Bad opinion detected
but still choco chip mint on top
do not
John prepare to die
Fellas are yall aware of a guy in Reddit who saying he will crush his balls if the update don’t come out?
Yes, yes we are...
Ill be stealing this thank you very much
loss loss if you will
you're welcome 
What did puberty give you guys?
Depression and anxiety
lots of forehead acne
Im worried that the fertility rate for half sword players will be going on a decline if early access doesn’t come out soon…
suicide rate will drop to 0% once ea releases 
can we get the “killing myself postponed” image but for half sword
perishen POSTPONÈD
my diet the past month has just been beef and nuts
W
what do u drink
do u drink water
yeah
i usually drink tea and coffee
W
is this tuff 
Hello baron. ahh 😭 🔥
💀
It’s tuff
tuff
this looks like something like a guy looks at CCTV and sees bro like that
but like medieval
i know bro
aaron paul has been in some great roles late ly!
killed those poor guy thinking you cant harm npcs
Hes great in dispatch. His voice acting has improved alot since he was in invincible
it's so damn sour
what kinda rpg cant u harm npcs in
Pickled foods are great
true bethesda doesnt make good games do they
Pickled mushrooms are peak
i mean new vegas is peak
pickled mushrooms are hit or miss
elden ring is skyrim if it was OGOD
pretty sure you can't harm a fair bit of npcs in witcher
witcher goated
Yes! There is reputation for both settlers and raiders. You can max them both out though and do their entire quest lines until the last mission, then you have to choose
kingdom come deliverance
god that game drives me up a fucking wall
y
i got like half way through then stopped playing and now whenever i try playing i get bored
ngl i have avery hard time getting into the witcher series
intagram reels
i played 3 for a few hours until after the monster boss fight on xbox
and have witcher 3 on pc
which i haven't come around to starting
Half sword
art
It’s a slow start. You really have to just get into it and then you’ll never get out of it until you finish. At least Thats how it was with me. Took me three tries to really get into it and beat the game
But it’s one of my all time favorites
I also tried playling witcher 2 when i was a kid
and got stuck in the tutorial
lmao
its fun i just got bored of the combat
Kcd2 is opposite for me. I loved it and was heavily into it until kuttenburg then I stopped
it felt too repetitive
i love it but keep getting distracted by halo 2 and eu5
i luv halo 2
halo 3 is much worse actually but i have nostalgia for it so its ok
on this day like 5 months ago or somethinf
This is factual
that one where you are in the castle in that tricky legal situation is sooo hard for me
i had to look up a easy tutorial
but once u get the tutorial u can do it in like 2 minutes
oh its not that bad
tf did u do
guys why is there in the final level a fatal error
go back and serve yir prison time before doing the quest
for stelaing fucking clothes
what
bro I think this is all totally your fault
no its not mate what are you trying to buy
it gives mission markers and gives hints for what to do 
Being wanted is silly. Just avoid the town for a couple in game days
you have to take responsibility for your actions in kcd2
Wdym? It does. Your wanted status disappears after a couple days
he looted an entire shop and choked the shopkeeper to death in broad daylight
his bounty is 52k
dont do the crime if you cant afford to lose your head mate
why did you even do that
At most it’s 5-7 days
And it goes away
No matter the bounty
*bare
ragebait
i couldnt 🐻
ragebait
on hardcore mode or mental illness
osul
ragebait

ur supposed to talk to the blacksmith who knows how to get in
they say that in the game
ok just do what he asks
Blacksmith is so much easier
so whatst he problem
ur meant to buy clothes good enough for the wedding
did you ask him if your clothes were good
ask him and he will take you to the wedding
mate thast what you have to do in elden ring
yes
u have to go to semine
he doesnt have a wagon he stands outside against the wall of your house
and ask about it
and then you get a quest to find it with the lord semine and his captain
yes press J and it has a list of all your quests
ya journal tells u like everything
I think semine was the town he had the bountyy and his quest is in semine
quiote
okay go to the mission marker
do you not have a weapon
when fighting dogs you shoul\d block first always
Im ngl all these things are a huge skill issue and avoidable
shoul/d
i dontknow how he got himself into this mess
this guy would not make it in the year 1403
you would get eaten alive after stepping 1 foot outside
By dogs
ive never even seen wild dogs in kcd 2
do you mean wolves
where the hell
how did u do this
yes there is wild dogs in some places
Dogs and wolves are super easy to kill, just parry the attack and swing you’ll always hit
dont let hasan know of it
😭
dont commit crime recklessly
avoid fighting enemies if u are weak
use bow and arrow for vietnamese guerilla warfare
emerge from the night like a ghost
whic hghost
specifically
idk
not like him
pretend you are a native american bow warrior hiding in the trees
shoot the enemy legs to make them run slow
btw
just use t to pass time
not beds
yes
try to stay legal
if u steal then do it lowkey and not from shops
yes
i sotle the 1500 gold crucifix