general-catfish-🐱🐟

[cold wraith]

Guys, NEW HALF SWORD RELEASE DATE LEAK

[faint dragon]

now we wait

[cold wraith]

SEPTEMBER 24 2027

[spark quartz]

Bad

[faint dragon]

We will get GTA 6 before this

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1433978618320650461/bb015156-60fb-4b44-87cf-d66db5035520.gif

[faint dragon]

Let it die

[cold wraith]

then tell me the correct one

(let me cook)

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434645975716200568/20251102_125006.gif

[cold wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/tuesday-vec50-gif-9558497689617520442

[faint dragon]

cat

[cold wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/wednesday-good-morning-happy-gif-27124429

[autumn sage]

cant wait for 2026 december

half sword release

[faint dragon]

That was false information

Half sword aint releasing in december 8 2026

Its in THIS year alone will it release

[cold wraith]

!! NEW HALF SWORD RELEASE DATE LEAK !! ⏰

MAY 29 1453

[autumn sage]

ong

[autumn sage]

your right

[faint dragon]

yes

[cold wraith]

!! THATS RIGHT, NEW HALFSWORD RELEASE DATE !!

[autumn sage]

you may be right but you may be wronggg

[faint dragon]

that von guy tricked my ass back then,

[autumn sage]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-joel-you-may-be-right-i-may-be-crazy-80s-music-gif-18200535

[cold wraith]

We got Constantinople falling before Half Sword releasing 😭

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[autumn sage]

falling again

[faint dragon]

Epic embed fail! Laugh at this user!

[autumn sage]

fall of instanbul

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-joel-you-may-be-right-i-may-be-crazy-80s-music-gif-18200535

Ts the gif

For tamwaki

[cold wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[autumn sage]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

hah laugh at this user guys

hah

oh thats me

[faint dragon]

take ur pills

[autumn sage]

i actually do take pills

i got psychosis

i take rispidal

ii take like 5 medications

so the jokes on you

😅

or wait is it still on me

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/h-my-beloved-my-beloved-gif-20195191

[faint dragon]

They should add schizophrenia to half sword

[autumn sage]

i wonder if they will add skills

and make schizophrenia a skill

id max it out for the realism

just to be close to home

[faint dragon]

They should add fried chicken to half sword

[tulip copper]

hmm

when was invented

[faint dragon]

They should add very caked up willies to half sword, that jiggle n shi when fightin

[autumn sage]

its been around a while

i think they ues to fry it in like f

fat

or something

[tulip copper]

tru

[autumn sage]

i second this

[faint dragon]

Press space to fard and kick

[faint dragon]

someone pls quote this

Its peak

[tulip copper]

quote farming

[autumn sage]

i farted

it stinky

[faint dragon]

Ngl

There should be fragrant farts

Instead of stinky

It would smell like perfume

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-gorf-gorf-gif-16730391505784953217

[faint dragon]

They should add gassy willies, that fart n’ shit while moving

I am indeed a man of divine intellect

[autumn sage]

they should add poop mechanics

[tulip copper]

do yall know ball about the hobo games

[faint dragon]

They should add a mechanic where you can throw your shit at a willie

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-can-hobo-armorgames-spit-spitting-gif-8026272706135578847

[faint dragon]

Ts is nostalgic

I saw some youtuber’s play it back then

[faint dragon]

They should add piss mechanics

And a jarate jar

[tulip copper]

this conversation needs a hero !

https://tenor.com/view/bill-bill-jensen-jensen-incredible-incredibles-gif-6869448746383978501

[autumn sage]

yes

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-memes-reaction-mad-creepy-gif-15061886909209109371

[opal osprey]

muh realism

[faint dragon]

Fuck yes

[fierce jay]

Like elona plus lol

[faint dragon]

Gassy willie

[faint dragon]

The hell is that

[fierce jay]

Everytime you get hit you might piss yourself

[faint dragon]

realism

[fierce jay]

Either you're a little baby or just uncultured my friend

Just a notable RPG maker thing

[faint dragon]

I aint playing it nonetheless

[opal osprey]

Fighting unarmored Willies with full plate makes them piss themselves

[faint dragon]

Yes

[faint dragon]

I have little to no knowledge about rpg games, the only rpg games I know and love are fallout

not solona plus or something

[faint dragon]

Piss on surrendered willies

Disarm and piss on em

placing blades on a willie’s neck will make them piss their pants

[opal osprey]

Piss meter
the more you need to piss the less controllable you are

Add blinking mechanics

[quartz basalt]

i be getting crashess after driving my sword into willies head and knobbing it off

[opal osprey]

idk if there’s a rule against mentioning it but maybe try crushing your balls with a rock

[quartz basalt]

u should try that out first

[opal osprey]

will do

[quartz basalt]

dont forget to record it fur the tiktok kids

[opal osprey]

[autumn sage]

good night guys

[fierce jay]

That's a shameful thing to say but brave to say it out loud

You're a good guy , like Forrest Gump or something

[sick folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/withered-chica-gif-6621847936226619070

[spark quartz]

Hello sax

[mighty badger]

hi polyester

[mighty badger]

thats a mix of fallout new vegas and cyberpunk 2077 lingo

[faint dragon]

eh who cares?

[tulip copper]

is there gonna be like clothes over armor

[faint dragon]

Willie nillie

[tulip copper]

in full game

that would be cool

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1436165944329375764/832061f9-6eb5-4809-821a-179f1be25647.gif

[tulip copper]

like a tabard or sum

[spark quartz]

Yippee more like uh fartsucker supreme

[indigo hare]

Oh you love fallout? What was dropped on the world, ending it?

[severe fulcrum]

U

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-ill-allow-it-allowed-gif-4468552

[faint dragon]

your mom was dropped, cuz of that the world almost died

[chrome breach]

lost = play again guys?

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/pipotam-baby-hippo-gif-16723226130464740472

[chrome breach]

i need save

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[pearl coral]

livery coats yes

[tulip copper]

yay :D

[indigo hare]

The joke was already made about me. Get some new material, loser

I actually meant Poser but loser works too

[tulip copper]

sir moai i expell all dark energy out of you ❤️ ❤️ 🪄

[indigo hare]

No thanks I enjoy it

[hazy agate]

😈

[faint dragon]

Who cares about your OG joke? You aren’t the center of the world moai of eastern

[severe fulcrum]

good thing for well intentioned players; but based on the fact that the first thing they showed was with bright orange, neon green, on a black field....our eyes are gonna be cooked.

[indigo hare]

I care, and that is literally the only thing that matters in this life

That should be on the forefront of your mind as soon as you wake up and as soon as you lay down to sleep

[pearl coral]

i feel like most people are going to have some temperance

[faint dragon]

I mostly forget about you before and after my sleep

So whats the point

[trail tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-yappington-gif-17901332251202767751

[lime harness]

alrighty, I'm missing one book in the weight of stone, 2 I think for the spy and the sparrow,

I got every book in the patronage of tibalt amaro, and every book in admirer of the miller

and yes I have them all in order

it's oddly very fun collecting all the lore books

[faint dragon]

They should add gassy Willies

[indigo hare]

You forget about me because I am a higher being of such magnitude you subconsciously forget about me as to not be driven mad with the inability to properly worship someone of a stature such as mine.

[severe fulcrum]

I will only be watching clips that have a semblance of typical coloring. If they ever have online mult, I will be leaving immediately at first sight of such colors

Not my Half Sword

[lime harness]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-blowing-up-cat-explosion-gif-6096353006687676670

[faint dragon]

I aint reading allat

Make it shorter

[indigo hare]

You are literally nothing to me

You can’t think about me without falling into depression

[faint dragon]

Me neither

[indigo hare]

So you chose to forget

[faint dragon]

I choose happiness over thinking about moai

[indigo hare]

It’s a smart choice. Comparing yourself to greatness is enough to dampen anyone’s spirit

[faint dragon]

Moai the wise

thank you

easily ragebaitable but actually wise

[umbral bough]

baiting of rage

[indigo hare]

You bite ragebait because you are easily ragebaitable, i bite ragebait because I choose to be easily ragebaitable. We are not the same. I chose this life. This life chose you. Normally that sounds good but not here. Here it’s BAD

[faint dragon]

Make it shorter

[indigo hare]

Ur a loser

Im not

[untold wraith]

Stealin my memes?

[indigo hare]

I literally made that myself

[indigo hare]

I also took this picture of Jonah hill. You are stealing my memes

[indigo hare]

I made this too

[indigo hare]

This will always be my downfall frfr

[untold wraith]

Lol

[faint dragon]

damn

[indigo hare]

Beaver

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

Youre not laughing so you must not understand the joke

[faint dragon]

what the joke

[indigo hare]

See you said damn, so I said beaver because beavers make dams but it’s called a dam and not a damn

Do you see the humor now

[faint dragon]

yes

[indigo hare]

Okay great, you can laugh now

[faint dragon]

Very funny joke

[indigo hare]

Thank you I deserve the praise

[swift carbon]

Indeed

[faint dragon]

yes

[swift carbon]

What do I did

Dayum

I’m going to sleep in like minute

👍

👍

I’m going sleep

Ok gn

[indigo hare]

Go to sleep please

[faint dragon]

They should add schizophrenia to half sword

How bout they add gassy Willies

[supple field]

why did they delete their discord

[faint dragon]

What u mean

[supple field]

klo

danya

[faint dragon]

Guys

They should add

A shit n’ piss mechanic

[barren osprey]

so game releases tomorrow yeha?

its tomorrow

guaranteed

[faint dragon]

indeed

[indigo hare]

Misinformation? In my perfectly honest discord server?

[faint dragon]

yes

I have an idea gentlemen

A good one

They should add pregnant willies to half sword

[indigo hare]

Me too

You should stop having ideas

[faint dragon]

I am of divine intellect

You cannot stop me, peasant

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-arsenio-hall-semmi-coming-to-america-spitting-gif-19322460

[faint dragon]

Only cowards judge thy ideas, I am of divine intellect, my ideas came from the above

[pearl coral]

mine not thy

thy is “your”

[faint dragon]

Thx sam

[faint dragon]

[faint dragon]

His music taste goes hard

[pearl coral]

cooked with elamite court

[craggy trail]

I live

Somehow

[pearl coral]

SHUT UP!

[craggy trail]

Guess I’ll die

[faint dragon]

go ahead

[indigo hare]

shut up

[craggy trail]

December 8th, 2026

You can kill me when EA drops :)

[frosty stratus]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY YALL

LETS GOOOOOO

[spark quartz]

👍

[pearl coral]

time to give up the pacifier now big man

[craggy trail]

🙏

[frosty stratus]

faek u ❤️

[last whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1126671122021240924/1218792664619810836/mychild.gif

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/909634285105991680/1404894113794490499/attachment.gif

[rugged star]

I’m thinking of replacing everything I put in docs I made for a roster and just putting a song in the place of it

[last whale]

[faint dragon]

Happy birthday willie

[frosty stratus]

thx

[lavish walrus]

YO

[faint dragon]

why

[hazy agate]

foot

[faint dragon]

indeed

[golden bobcat]

Having a fire axe in your car for self defense is normal right

Like im not the crazy one?

[mystic marlin]

how are you going to use that in a car

[golden bobcat]

Fire

[mystic marlin]

what

[drowsy finch]

you look like you're on your way to kill hank

[golden bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/face-change-reaction-gif-26159977

[scarlet creek]

Rusty ass axe

[golden bobcat]

Its bad lighting

Its not that rusty

[scarlet creek]

Vro...

[golden bobcat]

And a fire axe is pretty much just a sledgehammer with a wedge on it

[golden bobcat]

Bad lighting

[faint dragon]

[mystic marlin]

that is pure rust

[faint dragon]

I hope you dont kill someone

[rugged star]

They’d likely die of infection first

[faint dragon]

The axe of tetanus

[golden bobcat]

Tetanus takes a while to kill

[faint dragon]

And dullness

[golden bobcat]

Fireaxes aren't meant to be sharp

[scarlet creek]

Yeah they dont need to be really sharp to chop

[golden bobcat]

They are sledgehammers with wedges

[faint dragon]

Hmmm alr

[rugged star]

and they have a pick

[faint dragon]

I love using that pick

[scarlet creek]

I saw even buhurt dull axes can chop your stomach

And split your head in two

Cool edgy axe stuff

[faint dragon]

They are a different breed of axe

[golden bobcat]

Dying to Tetanus HAS to be one of the worst ways to die

[faint dragon]

A murderous breed

[golden bobcat]

Big momma and little boy

[faint dragon]

Nice axes

I love axes

[rugged star]

at least we have a solution to it

[faint dragon]

We got vaccines ma brotha

[golden bobcat]

Without a cure it'd be brutal

[rugged star]

why does one look bloody

[scarlet creek]

Tfw you have tetanus:

[faint dragon]

Jerma balls

[golden bobcat]

Fun fact: your muscles are more than capable of breaking the bones they are attached to
This is exactly what tetanus does due to the uncontrollable muscle spasms

[faint dragon]

Why is one BLOODY

Bro pls answer

[scarlet creek]

Because he killed someone

[faint dragon]

I was right

[golden bobcat]

(It was part of my Halloween costume)

[scarlet creek]

Gang would a normal chopping axe be better against armor than a battle axe?

[faint dragon]

Prolly

[golden bobcat]

The closer it is to a pick or a hammer

[golden bobcat]

That would work wonders

[faint dragon]

fat pig

[scarlet creek]

Is this a character from somewhere

It reminds me of jacket but with a pig mask

[golden bobcat]

I had like 2 layers of thermal clothes on because we had 32 mph winds, it was raining, and it was like 37°

[golden bobcat]

Its that

I did jacket with the chicken mask last year

But he wears different masks

And there's a few pictures of him wearing a pig mask with an axe

[faint dragon]

Nice axes

[solemn flicker]

How it was really like in the middle ages

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9-U9sRhienI?feature=share

[tight breach]

Is that the galaxy films killer from hotline Miami?

That's fucking radical

[golden bobcat]

Its just jacket with a pig mask

[tight breach]

Yeah yeah but the pig mask comes from the video tape level

[golden bobcat]

Loosely

Id have to be in a tank top to do it well

A Richter costume would go hard

I might try Richter or biker next year

[faint dragon]

Peak game

[spark quartz]

SHIZZY

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-smiley-face-yellow-gif-8004301841562115300

[hexed harbor]

I have a thinkings, Nacho libre will be the boss of the underground fight club of the bar

War?

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[hexed harbor]

whar😔

yargh

[hexed harbor]

T-hype

Haegh haeaeagghhh

Why does Willie laugh like that when falling from great fall

Is fall funny?

Gear guys

[faint dragon]

Yall should try out the games of Mdickie

[hexed harbor]

Hi zorris

[faint dragon]

They are peak

Hello ztanley

[hexed harbor]

I saving money, no time yet

[faint dragon]

good for u ztanley

[last whale]

Peak developer mentioned

[hexed harbor]

No, good for u gealot

[last whale]

I FUCKING LOVE MDICKIE'S GAMES

[runic cove]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-flashback-childhood-memory-delicious-gif-3463448

[faint dragon]

FUCK YES

[last whale]

WOOOOOOOOOO

[heady mulch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QuI84LD6Ck

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1436165944329375764/832061f9-6eb5-4809-821a-179f1be25647.gif

YEAHHHH

I'M INVOLVED

[last whale]

SILLY HEAD

[spark quartz]

YEAH

[last whale]

Do you fw Primitive Man's new album

[spark quartz]

Haven't heard it gang

[last whale]

Listen to it NOW

[spark quartz]

ok you stinky fart

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-jesse-pinkman-depressed-sad-gif-14614205673094656184

[mystic marlin]

we love Hard Time

[faint dragon]

[spark quartz]

Shizton

Do you fw not metal at all

[last whale]

Yes

[spark quartz]

Buddy, I have peak for you

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ALb2pNs_5bM&si=4vx5wwcKOCDODy9Q

Its from a video game, and prolly one of the best songs I've ever heard from a soundtrack

[last whale]

10 seconds in, already peak

[tight breach]

i wish they had a music discussion chanell here

[last whale]

TS SO PEAK

[spark quartz]

#music-🎵

[spark quartz]

BRO I KNOW

Hold on

[tight breach]

oh uh

shush

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/jcgUkVsX2zE?si=B5XIPQjyYNxTp17i

Thus video gives me goosebumps

[last whale]

THIS GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-anguish-venom-snake-scream-big-boss-gif-16644725

[spark quartz]

god I love elden ring nightreign...

The new primitive man is sick btw

[last whale]

Hell yeah

[spark quartz]

I need new metal music bruh there hasn't been a lot recently

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-ryujinr-grey-cat-gif-13471549557469691566

hello chat

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1436165944329375764/832061f9-6eb5-4809-821a-179f1be25647.gif

Wsg veroo

[last whale]

https://youtu.be/870j0RZhRD4 I FUCKING LOVE DISCO ELYSIUM'S OST

[restive trench]

hi silly stinky person across mantic's pond

howre u

[spark quartz]

I'm good how are you

[restive trench]

im good

[spark quartz]

How's Egypt

[restive trench]

its

sandful

[spark quartz]

Sounds like quite a handful

get it

[restive trench]

no

[spark quartz]

Are there any ruins near you?

[restive trench]

uhh not really

the closest "ruin" to me is alexandria library which is like a thousand km away and its not really a ruin

[spark quartz]

What about you shizzy you got any ruins near you

[last whale]

Have you ever heard of Kanine

[restive trench]

though last week a new museum opened in another city and we have to listen to tv commercials glazing our past

[last whale]

Nay

[spark quartz]

Yes I have indeed

[spark quartz]

Indonesia has ancient ruins no? Have you seen any?

[last whale]

Ion think I have any bands that you don't know :(

[spark quartz]

haha I know a whole lot

[restive trench]

there was this band my friend showed me the other day

called egypt central

[last whale]

Nope, haven't seen any

[restive trench]

of course i was only interested because of the name

[spark quartz]

Bit too slow to me mate, but not bad

[restive trench]

i think theyre alt metal

[last whale]

https://youtu.be/knOXppaqBYY?list=OLAK5uy_n9enLNuLjWTn67qj2aXP6FuJbX239vQdI What about this

[spark quartz]

Yall got some crazy shit

[faint dragon]

Im goin to all of em

[last whale]

Correct

[spark quartz]

Indonesia looks beautiful

[restive trench]

bro got the newspaper notification

what even is that

[spark quartz]

Its a weather notification

[spark quartz]

Yeah this definitely better

[last whale]

https://youtu.be/RZRNd6osQrk Ts so peak

[faint dragon]

I fw with half life soundtrack

[last whale]

Based fan detected

[faint dragon]

This game was my childhood

[last whale]

Hell yeah

I think I've played Mdickie's games when I was like 9 or smth

[faint dragon]

ye

[last whale]

My favorite is Hard Time

[faint dragon]

My favorite is extra lives

[last whale]

That's my second favorite

All of the games are so peak

It's good to see another Mdickie fan

[frozen mason]

MDickie games are the best shovelware games I've played in my entire life, I just wish he made more of them on PC.

[last whale]

I agree

[faint dragon]

I agree

[safe raft]

today is tommorow where game?

[faint dragon]

Give it a few more days

[last whale]

Somewhere

[severe cloak]

update now

[wanton portal]

A quiet two hour nap was the best thing I had today

[tight breach]

at this point i would like to ask supposedly there is a mod to make enemies fight until death

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-no-no-no-no-no-venom-no-no-no-no-edit-gif-2295688035556133883

[tight breach]

went on nexus and went through all four pages, which one is it

[faint dragon]

A willie?

[neat tundra]

modders are too busy making custom maps they arent allowed to release.
it doesnt exist yet

[tight breach]

truthfully? i have seen there is something that makes them feel no pain maybe?

i will have to do some more research

ah

enhancer preset

wompity womp

[neat tundra]

that makes them essentially unable to die.
I would love to see someone nerf stab damage

[faint dragon]

No pain willie? You got half sword enhancer

[faint dragon]

Good for experimenting with willies

[tight breach]

i thought your pfp was flesh simulator for a moment kepon

if the no pain willies CAN die then that would be so sick

just beat that damn thing till it cant come back like a necrotic zombie

[spark quartz]

I love flesh simulator

[tight breach]

"this device is not affected by during the day"

[spark quartz]

Bro i would unironcially love one of those

Give drivers that keep their brights on a lesson

[tight breach]

you can make one easily for under 200$

[neat tundra]

if you dismember them at a specific point like their neck or head they will die. but it also constantly heals limb damage so it fucks with the general balance of the game regardless.
its terrible for normal gameplay

[tight breach]

felony

[spark quartz]

yeah they'll totally be able to see my license plate while their retinas see again

[wanton portal]

tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

[tight breach]

i want them to fight me like necrotic zombies not stopping until i have killed every single atom of them is normal?

[tight breach]

stop liught cameras, roadside cameras

literally any other wtinesses

now if you want the fun one LRAD

[faint dragon]

@tight breach, if you want a peak mod for half sword, where you can spawn shit like dwarfed willies and no pain willies try out half sword enhancer

[spark quartz]

My problems with brights a4e in the middle of nowhere

[tight breach]

got it already

[faint dragon]

Nice

[faint dragon]

I summon thy minions

[spark quartz]

Towns and cities have lights which lessens the problem with brights, when I'm out in the country thats a different story

[wanton portal]

bars

[faint dragon]

Try spawning in two willies into a brawl with no pain

[tight breach]

want me to vc and stream it eh?

you dont have to talk if you arent comfy

[faint dragon]

eh no thanks

unfortunately I couldnt find anything

but I did find one great pack

with a big ass sledgehammer

[wintry ingot]

lol what did this mf get banned for

@spark quartz

[unreal bay]

you are def on that ban consideration list, get that image outta here

[wintry ingot]

oh?

what image?

[unreal bay]

good boy

[wintry ingot]

seriously tho why did he get banned

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/stoned-high-high-af-baked-half-baked-gif-17622809900948864208

[unreal bay]

thats you daily

[wintry ingot]

username checks out

[craggy trail]

What image???

please

asking for a friend

[wintry ingot]

galaxy will not apprieciate

idk idk

[faint dragon]

there was nothing

[craggy trail]

dm???

I beg of thee

[wintry ingot]

no

[craggy trail]

lame

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1277707010259030086/heart-locket.gif

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/pipotam-baby-hippo-gif-16723226130464740472

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1432052974187843806/makesweet-txloxv.gif

[craggy trail]

fr

immediate ban

[wintry ingot]

misinput

[spark quartz]

He didnt get banned

I think bro left

[wintry ingot]

his ragebaiting didn't work so he left

😂

[spark quartz]

🤷‍♂️

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[wintry ingot]

i mean see his history of messages

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-come-gif-22105215

[wintry ingot]

mods be so freaky nowadays

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hapi-fish-catfish-gif-18198127210960327762

[faint dragon]

pot of absolute freaky

[wintry ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1302033674576990208/1348943056719581275/togif.gif

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-flips-off-camera-gif-10373591999566497745

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kyodo-gif-21531758

[craggy trail]

Suddenly I have a lot more gifs I feel like I could safely post

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderator-discord-mod-discord-memes-discord-mod-meme-gif-26027797

[spark quartz]

bad shizton

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334274710804107367/1416301827988918292/evil.gif

[spark quartz]

We really aren't that strict tbh

[faint dragon]

something is def wrong when u cover most of the screen

[spark quartz]

Mfers be thinking we strict but mfers also be not following the rules

[craggy trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/902920902906376282/1203690559324033064/the_fifth_monkey.gif

[last whale]

Yeah, I'm just gonna get rid of the GIF from my favorites

[craggy trail]

misinformation!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/909634285105991680/1404894113794490499/attachment.gif

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/luthor-lex-lex-luthor-wonderwoman-wonder-woman-gif-1356676733338768527

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-i-talk-to-i-talk-to-fish-gif-17126755708598847398

[craggy trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691443232059686942/1054611452792688701/Change_and_grow.gif

[faint dragon]

how ironic

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/die-roblox-spongebob-vetex-gif-23528961

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-19585502

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-23364578

[sweet wigeon]

gta 6 got delayed

if hs also gets delayed im officially commiting suicide

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-gif-6857958591468416232

[craggy trail]

Okay what do you guys consider to be absolutely unacceptable?

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[craggy trail]

Don't do that, that shit kills you 🙏

[spark quartz]

If you have to ask that question

Its prolly not best to find out lol

[safe raft]

Possibly murdering a family of four, but that is negotiable

[spark quartz]

You can dm what it is and I'll tell ya

[sweet wigeon]

HALBSCHWERT DONT LET ME DOWN

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/favorited-gif-favorited-gif-favorites-favorites-gif-stolen-gif-15458469069843121563

[craggy trail]

My hesitance to do so is telling me that I shouldn't

https://tenor.com/view/santa-claus-drunk-santa-drunk-santa-christmas-gif-19355707

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1352343477928722503/6e893d5a6f6dda3f8ce66d2ea21b3e443f7f2bc6e5c838af9513b2c951e902fc_1.gif.gif

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/flip-flop-cat-happy-gif-21595349

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-for-immigration-immigration-alien-locked-in-alien-locked-in-gif-7143551599349454414

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[tight breach]

whats happening im scared

also the willie aura farmed me to death with that hammer yall

bro did NOT care i was fighting him off

[spark quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1035929992372174909/caption.gif

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-facts-gif-24867700

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

[hearty aspen]

is there any way or mod to turn off these animations that plays when you get your arm cutted off or just get too hurt?

[wintry ingot]

there barely are any animations

turn off pain with hs enchacer

it's pinned in #modders-guild-hall

[light forge]

imagine if we had multiplayer.

[wintry ingot]

it'll be possible with hamachi/zerotier when splitscreen releases

[light forge]

ridic

i hope soon full release

[wintry ingot]

early access is this year , late november/early december

full release will take years

[light forge]

do we know price of game?

[wintry ingot]

~20-30 USD

[light forge]

shii

i hope way more stuff when releae

release

[wintry ingot]

one moment

@light forge

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[light forge]

nice

waiting so hard for this

[wintry ingot]

what

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[faint dragon]

Ts is NOT tuff

[wintry ingot]

@neat tundra kinda similiar

coincidence coincidence

[faint dragon]

what the fuck

[wintry ingot]

thats what it says

[faint dragon]

alr

[faint dragon]

[neat tundra]

official emoji btw

half sword games certified

[faint dragon]

Why is this willie so gassy

[wintry ingot]

thanks for sharing your custom emoji

[tight breach]

I don't know if this needs to be posted on memes or not

I am pleased to announce half sword now has 1 (one) result

I will not specify further.

You are welcome for this knowledge

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-disgust-gif-10305036546857542121

[lavish blade]

bro what

[wintry ingot]

fucking what

[spark quartz]

I hate that I know what you're talking about

[neat tundra]

keep an eye out for trouble its only a matter of time

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderator-hog-rider-gif-27029735

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057883357867954176/1284904024180523168/IMG_5329.gif

[lavish blade]

I hate that I know what you're talking about

[last whale]

I hate that I know what you're talking about

[lavish blade]

rename yourself to shindonesia

[last whale]

Nay

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-bad-breath-breath-spoon-spongebob-squarepants-gif-4550340

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-john-marston-hello-boys-hi-boys-video-games-gif-17839126

[craggy trail]

Pramotion

[faint dragon]

How professional

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1248466428231815280/1432098260582924350/1607453774099.png?ex=690efa30&is=690da8b0&hm=7ec0e74773819962bc44e568565bee7c576cb207dfe62334f5f512f46af2aee7&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=472&height=466

[lavish blade]

update

[forest falcon]

Okay??

[neat tundra]

what is this for

[lavish blade]

conlang for eldritch beings with 6 mouths

3 edits wow

[forest falcon]

speak it

[lavish blade]

bro what

do i look like i have 6 mouths

[wanton portal]

dude

drawing lips without shading look so ugly

[neat tundra]

bro doesnt have 6 mouths

[lavish blade]

closest thing i can do is say 6 lines of text and layer them\

[forest falcon]

then why tf are you making it

[wanton portal]

humans have two mouths

the one above and the one below

[lavish blade]

for fun

[forest falcon]

girls have 3

[wanton portal]

ok

[lavish blade]

NAW😭

https://tenor.com/view/venom-no-no-no-no-no-venom-no-no-no-no-edit-gif-2295688035556133883

[forest falcon]

and I have none for I must scream

[lavish blade]

@neat tundra what vowels should i add

[faint dragon]

then scream

[neat tundra]

I dont fucking know

[stone spade]

y

[neat tundra]

I barely know my own vowels

[lavish blade]

do you know ipa

[neat tundra]

yes

[lavish blade]

what vowels

should i add

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202242251401723954/1287283258555629579/IMG_8279.gif

[neat tundra]

add all the ones you dont have already

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[wanton portal]

how do you draw lips

they look so ugly

if you dont shade them

[faint dragon]

just draw a lip

[neat tundra]

sounds like you just have to shade them

[wanton portal]

heres the thing

I dont know how to shade lips

[faint dragon]

then learn to

[wanton portal]

no

too lazy

[faint dragon]

Then unlazy yourself

Then learn to shade lips

There you got lips

[wanton portal]

impossible task

[neat tundra]

you could always double down on being lazy and refuse to draw the lips too

[wanton portal]

wouldnt that

make it more ugly

[neat tundra]

triple down and dont draw whatever you were gonna put the lips on

[faint dragon]

smart idea

[neat tundra]

a blank piece of paper cant be ugly

[faint dragon]

its simplistic and admirable

[neat tundra]

if you think a blank piece of paper is ugly, quadruple down and dont buy the paper.

no more paper

[faint dragon]

Even BETTER idea

[wanton portal]

what if I were to use a drawing tablet

[faint dragon]

You could just be lazy and not use it at all

[neat tundra]

a drawing tablet sounds like it would take a lot of work to afford.
quintuple down and dont get one

[lavish blade]

bro

[wanton portal]

ok but what if I already have the materials to draw
pencils erasers pens etc

[neat tundra]

idk.
all that stuff lying around sounds like a big ugly mess that you'll have to clean.

[craggy trail]

I can make a guide

[neat tundra]

might be time to sextuple down

[faint dragon]

Throw em away, too much items

And a waste of space

[wanton portal]

please

[craggy trail]

Okay first, do you know the facial planes?

[wanton portal]

yes

[neat tundra]

actually, having space at all is such a chore, it'll get dusty and everything.
septuple down and get ride of space itself

[craggy trail]

One sec

[wanton portal]

but getting rid space means that theres thing in the way

this is a paradox

unless you mean space itself

[neat tundra]

thinking about paradoxes is so mentally draining.
Dont think
octuple down.

[wanton portal]

All I wanted was to draw LIPS

[neat tundra]

I should Nonuple down and go to bed because all these tuple terms is wasting my time and energy.
its 4am.

[faint dragon]

drawing lips is simply tiring and leads to nothing, dont draw it

[craggy trail]

Okay so like… I’m lazy AF

but, in general, the top lip will be in shadow and the bottom lip will be in light

Here’s a much better guide

I haven’t drawn in awhile

Lips are probably one of the easier facial features to draw

[faint dragon]

Same goes for jaw

[hybrid granite]

I remember when galaxy was making blood on gmod

Crazy to see him go this far

[faint dragon]

His blood mods are peak man

He truly is a talented modder

[sullen folio]

medic gaming

[edgy briar]

m249 in sword and T80s 👍

[craggy trail]

Eyes are the hardest.

Next time a mod appears in chat I’m asking them if we get notified about warnings

[craggy trail]

This doesn’t even make sense

[edgy briar]

👍

[slim jetty]

Część

[craggy trail]

What are the moral implications of drawing somebody pregnant?

Don’t answer that

[unreal bay]

[craggy trail]

I think it’s a fair question

@grok what are the moral implications of drawing somebody pregnant

[celest nimbus]

Draw Willy pregnant

[unreal bay]

ayoo

[wild atlas]

i forgot i cant send gifs

[sly mulch]

wow

[faint dragon]

amazing

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bartolozzi-joe-bartolozzi-jumping-joe-bartolozzi-hitting-the-griddy-joe-bart-joe-bartolozzi-streamer-gif-3474253785075615366

[faint dragon]

hopefully someone fulfills your wish

Believe me its a good idea

[sly mulch]

hmm

draw willies willy

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/spo-sad-sobbi-pizza-tearing-up-gif-5577166735247971

ts took three hours

and it looks ass

[sly mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/snatched-up-snatched-up-plastic-bag-snatched-up-with-a-plastic-bag-gif-14032103899144008911

[unreal bay]

did you sir was high?

[faint dragon]

draw willie’s asscheeks

[unreal bay]

"When EA when"

[sly mulch]

absolute genious

[wanton portal]

fuck lips man

I hate drawing lips

[unreal bay]

lips look better

[wanton portal]

no it does not

it could be better

[sly mulch]

draw willy kissing willy

[faint dragon]

I always have to see em everytime I play as a naked willie so yes I have high memory of his asscheeks,

[sly mulch]

fire

[unreal bay]

did you try drawing john marston

[faint dragon]

I possess the divine intellect of willie’s asscheeks

[wanton portal]

yes

I did

[wintry ingot]

john marston from temu

[spark quartz]

Moist critical

[faint dragon]

That would go hard

[wintry ingot]

cowboy charlie

[sly mulch]

willy kissing willies willy would go more hard

https://tenor.com/view/genius-think-be-clever-be-smart-gif-10617231

[unreal bay]

shut

[wanton portal]

the drawing could be alot better

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1432791385093706001/IMG_4419.gif

[faint dragon]

hell yes 💛

[wintry ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1302033674576990208/1348943056719581275/togif.gif

[unreal bay]

[sly mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200189720253190205/1402699129951358986/togif.gif

[faint dragon]

realism

[sly mulch]

it took me a minute to find it

[wintry ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191652126976393217/1322377601854996530/togif.gif

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251247060062179419/1311658258401988618/uncaption.gif

[craggy trail]

I could.

I have a base now

[faint dragon]

PLEASE

Do it

[wintry ingot]

[sly mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1320255952963768340/1365428536042590218/hulk_battle.gif

[wintry ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1435194575965651027/GFnCjDKb.gif

[faint dragon]

ALSO draw willie’s succulent ass cheeks

[craggy trail]

I think you need to start from scratch in all honesty

Learn the fundamentals

[wintry ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434244406382170193/HqMwNli.gif

[wanton portal]

I do

[wintry ingot]

done

[wanton portal]

I've only started drawing again this month

[craggy trail]

Draw a few circles

[wanton portal]

I've only drawn dragon ball characters

[sly mulch]

the fact i know what the reference is 😭

[craggy trail]

And some parallel lines

[faint dragon]

EXACTLY bru this is what you should DRAW sov

[craggy trail]

I WILL. I WILL.

[faint dragon]

Thank you

[wintry ingot]

if you do i'm summoning the mods

[craggy trail]

I WON’T. I WON’T

[wintry ingot]

good.

[wanton portal]

this was one of my drawings

compare this to the other one

[craggy trail]

I honestly wonder if I could get banned for drawing pregnant Willie

[wintry ingot]

i mean we have a preg willie emoji

[craggy trail]

Man how tf

[wintry ingot]

[wanton portal]

the server has an mpreg emoji

[craggy trail]

That’s what I was thinking

[forest falcon]

there exists an image of Willie holding a Willy mace near another Willie laying down and bleeding out of his rectum

[craggy trail]

So THEORETICALLY

[wanton portal]

this also took 3-4 hours

[forest falcon]

you are welcome for this knowledge

[craggy trail]

I could draw Willie pregnant

[wintry ingot]

godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

[craggy trail]

Oh…

Yeah that shouldn’t have taken that long

[faint dragon]

You can also def draw willie’s asscheeks

[craggy trail]

I’m gonna ask a mod I reckon

[wanton portal]

drawing with 3d figures as your reference is harder than I thought

[faint dragon]

Idk if its allowed here

[craggy trail]

It depends on your skill level

[faint dragon]

But it is one step to divine intellect if you create it

[craggy trail]

Are your DMs subject to moderator discretion?

[wanton portal]

yes

[faint dragon]

What u mean

[craggy trail]

I could draw it and send it to you

[faint dragon]

good idea

[wanton portal]

why not send it here...

sharing is caring

[craggy trail]

I don’t wanna get banned

[faint dragon]

The mods will prolly save it and ban the one who made it

[craggy trail]

This probably should’ve taken 10 minutes

[craggy trail]

Stealing my work without credit 😔

[wanton portal]

it probably should've

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/carpet-installation-marietta-ga-gif-14796742449595707272

[wanton portal]

but

you cant rush art as they say

[craggy trail]

Right

[untold wraith]

As long as you're not drawing the front of a naked willie you're good

[craggy trail]

But you should start with the fundamentals

[forest falcon]

Man i finished cyberpunk and now i'm fucking depressed

[craggy trail]

Learn line control, perspective, the mighty cubes

Allat

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-scary-fish-creepy-funny-gif-6076955048456304844

[faint dragon]

willie doesnt have a willy and two doorknobs so it would def be fine

[forest falcon]

the second image goes hard

[faint dragon]

fr

[tulip juniper]

i dont remember saying you could speak

[faint dragon]

Sodaholic is back at it again

[untold wraith]

Pipe down pink role

Nobody likes a bum commoner

[tulip juniper]

im above you in every way, shape, and form

[untold wraith]

Fatass

[wanton portal]

rockstar uses discord for communication with their employee's???
wtf

[tulip juniper]

nuh uh

[wanton portal]

how am I just knowing this

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[wanton portal]

so what if you could see
the dark inside of me

[craggy trail]

I’m too immature for ts

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-park-jurassic-park-3-roar-dinosaur-dino-gif-12569930466311195315

[faint dragon]

Thanks for giving us the time to draw pregnant willie and his ass cheeks

[craggy trail]

I personally have a 50 hour dating rp with a Willie chatbot

[craggy trail]

It won’t take long

[faint dragon]

Thank you

[craggy trail]

I am art incarnate

But tomorrow

Since I slept three hours and went out today

[faint dragon]

Take your time sov

What you will give us is divine intellect

Damned by the mods

[craggy trail]

Ping the mod team only for things that require immediate attention

Pregnant Willie with a fatty is clearly of utmost concern

[faint dragon]

DM’s are there

Dont post em here

[craggy trail]

Yeah…

[faint dragon]

I need this cuz something is forcing me

[craggy trail]

Bro’s got a little devil on his shoulder 🙏

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8NRI5EBE3pkeibBuM5UoJmrDnQld0si7GswzYNd9EbdgUW8GSY7t4lAOg6R0UhpmMrs53L7t3UYf7DmlREcFShdX_W-ZxhXTQS_N2ZlvLsQ&s=10

[faint dragon]

Its like that bro

[craggy trail]

Yep

[unreal bay]

dayum

[craggy trail]

Hey Galaxy, I have a very important question

Could I, theoretically, draw Willie pregnant and not get banned?

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/la-noire-subtle-lies-lie-lying-gif-23157493

[craggy trail]

I’ll go ahead and take that as a no

[plain scroll]

[trail tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[craggy trail]

I just need a clear yes or no

I’m begging you

[faint dragon]

this is crucial

[craggy trail]

The people need pregnant Willie

[wanton portal]

@craggy trail can you atleast say anything good about my poorly made drawing

[faint dragon]

It will change history

[craggy trail]

Which?

[wanton portal]

ow

[craggy trail]

SORRY

[plain scroll]

We literally have a pregnant Willie emoji that I just sent. What do you think the answer is?

[craggy trail]

OKAY HOLD ON

[craggy trail]

I want a very direct answer for the purposes of self defense. Just give me that in writing

[craggy trail]

Okay whatever I have my answer

[plain scroll]

Yes if he has underwear on

[untold wraith]

He doesn't need it

Willie is genderless

[craggy trail]

Okay!

One pregnant Willie coming up

[untold wraith]

Good lord

People desperate for ea

[plain scroll]

I feel like that may be a little harder to portray in drawing form

[untold wraith]

I gave him a reference

[untold wraith]

.

Never doubt a person's artisanal skills

[unborn kayak]

L.A. Noire requires you to read subtle facial cues to tell if someone is lying

[craggy trail]

It’s very possible

Just don’t draw Willie’s willy

[craggy trail]

Bad news, John

[wintry ingot]

yes so i have heard

[craggy trail]

Fire clip

[faint dragon]

hell yes, willie never has a willy, and if he does its a fake

[craggy trail]

I like the hat and the pockets

And the collar looks fairly 3d

The feather is nice

The contrast is good

[unreal bay]

no temu

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1435506577108107364/togif.gif

[visual agate]

k

[craggy trail]

I can’t wait for the ROBLOX Half Sword knockoff called full blade or some crap. It’ll have 500 micro transactions

[visual agate]

🥀

[faint dragon]

Willie is an absolute gigachad

[craggy trail]

Willie - 1
Roblox - 0

[unborn kayak]

grow your willie

[dusty sapphire]

21

[craggy trail]

Record breaking game right there

[dusty sapphire]

mann

[wanton portal]

full blade alchemist

[dusty sapphire]

i be dyin to that scythe boss

[craggy trail]

Is Willie a devour catholic

[craggy trail]

Pitchfork

[dusty sapphire]

mannn

i had a knife

nah

u cant

i forgety

[craggy trail]

What.

[dusty sapphire]

i forget

small blade tho

i was cooked

[craggy trail]

Did you use

The short billhook

[dusty sapphire]

uh

i think so

[craggy trail]

That’s the worst weapon in the game

[dusty sapphire]

yeah well

its also not good against that boss

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-holly-jolly-christmas-ltg-christmas-low-tier-god-gif-1431977317207580677

[dusty sapphire]

my body got cut in half

[craggy trail]

That gif is at the bottom of my favourites

[craggy trail]

Use the pitchfork

[dusty sapphire]

its November bro 😭

ok

[craggy trail]

Christmas

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[dusty sapphire]

man

i b puttin up my christmas tree on the day

or i ust dont do it

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-lowtiergod-christmas-presents-mods-fill-his-stocking-with-presents-gif-1692115163301673867

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-bark-arf-woof-no-self-control-gif-14080917966721155551

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[wanton portal]

worth or no?

[craggy trail]

One of the mods barked

[last whale]

Which one

[craggy trail]

Turkey!

IIRC

He said a lot of stuff I could be completely misremembering

[wanton portal]

I don't know the first thing about being a pirate

[craggy trail]

Nah I was wrong

Hold on he did say some funny things