#general-catfish-๐ฑ๐
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fake
That's what unity said too
half sword in roblox studio when
is this a threat
halfsword would've been on unity thirteen years ago I bet
Whats that one game? Sumotori dreams?
That game was crazy
never heard of it
yeah you're too newgen
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it's some elite ball knowledge type shit
elaborate then
so essentially og half sword
Peak game mentioned
damn the newgen is not so newgen afterall
overgrown is prolly the og halfsword lol
Tori bash
oh shit i recognize it
*overgrowth
I have the elite ball knowledge
I used to watch uberhaxornova play it all the time
His old sumotori dream videos are still funny to this day

Half Sword
In rdr2, Arthur was supposed to be bi at the end of the game
he had a thing for Charles and confesses it in his journal
but it was eventually scrapped
had rdr2 not removed most of its scrapped content we would've seen a gay cowboy for a protagonist
amazing
Brokeback mountain ahh
foreal
YOOOOOOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT GAME
I absolutely hate it
thank god I don't play fortnite
lmao hol up What is this email adress in my university assignment ๐ญ .
Bill
why are you training to send shit to russia
oh
nvm soryr
half sword is tenth on the wishlist leaderboard in steam
Half sword is 
I got that shit on
What is that game brother
are there any mods to fix the crashing on the last level?
neither cross nor crown
that game is difficult as hell
turn off blood completely and put graphics on lowest
guesmand
yall the behaviors of the half sword enhancer are really really strange
i am actually concerned
it manipulates a browser cookie file and downloads an exe through an established https connection
Gotta ask a dev or something
mb didnt know that
might be the wind
thank you for the information
Anyone completed Half Sword
well thats peak
I have
faker ๐
and why just come into the server and flex ๐ญ
literally like if you came into a bar just to say how good you are at soccer
I just wanted to find some companions
He's a pink role can't trust a word
I'm trustworthy unlike you Negan >:3
๐คฃ๐คฃ
only getting TO the baron stage does not count like beating the game right
Baron is the ending atm
Secret boss?
omg is it the secret attack on titan giant beggar willie
You DIDN'T complete halfsword!?
please give me half sword my guy
GIVE ME HALF SWORD ๐ญ
Bruh how u get gifs
Gift dev money
Pinkie got no embed perms lmao
I will duel all of you >:3
release half sword first
:3
Why?
i will kill myself if you dont
Sin
i almost just shed a tear at how peak the shadow the hedgehog ost is
and then ask my brother to post my face pictures (i will shoot myself with a shotgun)
Samuel hi
quit
hi
Don't do that, we can't release the full game yet, got more stuff coming
Calm down
We love life round these parts son
awh man
Love life too
but life is half sword ๐ญ
hi
Life is Mongolia
We get that, but it's gonna take some time
and mongolia is half sword
i highly admire you captain misinfo
Alright bud hop off half sword
having a pocket mongolian throat singer is awesome
Live, love, half sword it
Fricking GIF STEALER
stole it
theres no way that would not be in my collection of trinkets tinkery and gear
I don't know one good anime that has been released in the past 20 hearsy
BESIDES a silent voice
Tf is happening here
That's always excluded tho ts peak
wheelchair sam no way
Hello wheelchair Sam
Yep that is me.
thank you for another gif
other chats will feel the power of my stolen trinkets
lol
Hmmmm I see another sam.
weht willieh on ur bellie ๐ค
Maybe
Political
cmon captain misinfo you gotta tell me!
YESSS!!!
I got warned for the same thing
same
Just watchin out for a fella
Is chrome334 tuff, good sire, and cool?
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NO (lie)
1256618998968225863
Skullemoji
Why is lops doing 50,000 polls a day
idk
That's me wtf
If its a Older political figure moai will know
guis wat du i du if mein half svord enhencr eight mein browser cookis
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
no way its willie
Nah I don't believe you.
now how is his arm not broken
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Hey William how do I restart gauntlet
cheese
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6
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sometimes i dream about cheese
Poll
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8
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Cheese
reinstall maybe?
@deft moss
so the play test infinite mode is gone?
Sometimes a willie is too flexible
oh so entering it now is cooler? nice
thanks, have a good one
And also more crunchy
Why not crack a head to get into the abyss instead 
Way cooler option imo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a0tnIxZPZQE
holy shit this is the best short ive ever seen
Alternatively you can tap them a bunch of timesโฆ or do it the boring way and press the abyss button at the bottom. Whatever floats your boat
He left.
Oh well
as a european. i feel like this is ai ๐ญ
like how are americans at 18 allowed to buy guns sometimes. but not alcohol ๐ญ
There was a gunstore within walking distance of my middleschool
๐
It was also in a strip mall
because unlike guns alcohol is actually better for you
๐ but not for others
the only thing you can do with a gun is shoot
but
you cant shoot using alcohol
so
0-1
yes you can ๐ญ
Given their cultural significance, Iโm surprised you canโt get a gun younger
have you looked at the average 80 yo american?
how
valid lol
Alcohol laws are just a byproduct of prohibition
america be wilding with gun permits i swear ๐ญ
of course
I need to go shooting again ngl </3
Iโm pretty solid at it
I will never own a gun
Well well well
I wanna try long distance
Felony charge
nope
Katko v. Briney โผ๏ธ โผ๏ธ
Whaat?
I was really good at it
Target shooting is a really good time
i js said it cause i automatically assumed ur american. mb ๐ญ
that doesn't mean anything to me btw
I am </3
WELL WELL WELL.
Sigh, europe is the easiest country to ragebait ๐ฅฑ
I dont know what this Katko v. Briney is nor does it affect me

no
please donmt laugh
do u like femtanyl

I can tell you like femtanyl because you play ULTRAKILL
I don't play ultrakill actually ๐ฅ
i used to listen to femtanyl while P rating every level
Performative minos priming </3
I just had a hyperfixation on Minos when I made my discord account and I've just kinda stuck with it
its been 2 years since then
Thats how its done tbf
they havent updated the game
They have?
P-2 and the flipside version of the initial levels were added fairly recently
woaahh
i think i might be missing out
havent even looked at the games update tab in like a year
P-2 ain't really recent anymore
Bruh 
Relatively recent
"they haven't updated the game"
"I haven't checked in a year"
the last thing was in july
ive done every easter egg and P rated sisyphus prime
harold
An NPC in rdr2 told me that my horse was skinny asf
So I fed it every food I had
Now the stats say it's obese
Wtf
I am Jack's off
December 8th, 2026
no
Sorry man
where is that
Okay but itโs a really good fake image, isnโt it?
GSC hell yeah
it all be unreal
yes
If you're going to make fake images
Atleast have #announcements a new message
So that everyone may think its real
Amateur...
I didnโt make it, I spent 4 minutes digging through this server to find it
Itโd be really damn funny if the devs posted it, though
Good enough to fool half the subreddit
How are you sir moai of easter
I still dont get how people not noticed it was fake. I mean if you would read up to the end mostly everyone would have noticed ๐
Mario Kart is fucking awesome
Reminds me of that smash bro's fanart someone called AI
cough cough
Calling blatantly real art AI is w ragebait
that lwk pmo
kill him
i love this game and i just joined this channel.. looking for nything on any recent updates
bro brought reciept
based
thanku
the game will relase on early accesss wtih new stuff
Ifigured, glad the devs are talking their time while also letting us mess around with what they have built
was a huge fan of chivalry and whatnot so
this game definitely scratches an itch no game has been able to scratch
will keep hopeful for the ability to whoop my friends in this game down the road if they are able to ever get that to work
monumental task on its own
A Half Sword Horde Mode Co-op mode would be fun
You want WHAT?
A Half Sword Horde Mode Co-op mode would be fun
hmmm
Are we UP to DATE with this information?
Yea, update tomorrow - John Halfsword, the CEO of Halfsword Games, told me
How many people actually read through things?
idc It's their own fault if they don't do it.
i thought 32 dec ๐ฎ
Im gonna start handing out warnings for people who keep triggering automod on purpose ๐ก you god damn rapscallions
Wahoo yahoo
Yahay
Wahaaa
this is really well made
Fake Aussie
"sorry you cant say G'day because you aint aussie." dude
Fight me
Release date: December 32nd 2025
Game has been delayed to February 31st, 2026
Mark your calendar
What are you on about? they released it like 5 days ago on the -1st of november
and here i was wondering what those clanking sounds were

that's a car stuck in the ground
average cyberpunk experience
hi
i love the pou music
change name to turkey mayo, its the only way
Double u profile picture
so is there some way that i can like play a different version of halfsword
im bored lol
what
yeah play blindfolded
W pfp :D
I like it!
i hope you stub your toe and it splits in half
I hope you step on a powechord with the prongs sticking up
im sorry
right on the heel too
nah arch hurts worse imo
Arc h ?
what happened to blueberry dragon
dead
why
idk
damn
yeah
yep
not literally dead btw figuratively
yeah
ok ๐
nice ๐
why is this server so dead lol
because
no offense btw
too late
but its such a huge server with such littla activity
everyones waiting for the game to come out
90% are here to stalk the announcements
the other 10% (me) are bored out of our minds
damn
who will buy me the game when it comes out
you will
why do the NPCS keep on calling me the N word
The people suck </3
The irony
the poetry*
today i will take bets for half sword release date announcement and half sword release date
its pretty evident when you stand in the corner watching the other willies fight
Ha
guys how much is half sword gonna cost again
when is it releasing
and when is multiplayer
wanna know a new move i came up with?
and why is it crashing so much ultimate challenge
your kind will be exterminated this instant
how do i parry?
how do i play with any class i want
alt f4
buddy...
?
people tend to get carried away very quickly it seems
it gets to a point
this is why we cant have nice things
mental asylum behavior
I am not sure I believe you.
Y'all should try spaghetti noodles and powdered sugar
should add some milk to that
Lather the noodles in a little bit of butter if you want
and you'll have a russian milk noodle soup
You makin your ma cry
I am fat, but I am not that fat...
Hi mcwonderbeast how are you
Yay mcnuggets

Oh yeah i remember having those stuff in kindergarten
that shit slaps when you're a kid fr
Sugar made it better
My back went out, so I am in allot of pain. Other then that I am good. EA is coming soon, it's about to be busy busy.
wohoo
Alright i hope your back recovers
god damn it
the amount of ea tomorrow gifs is already overwhelming
if its tomorrow then
Manflu he looks like he contracted the bubonic plague
man flu where
It is def not tomorrow.
EA Tomorrow
chatgpt told me that
but it also told me 22nd november
It's really funny so many people have made guesses that the planned date has been guessed several times.
:0
I can't talk to gpt for shit, this is literally the only thing it responds to me with.
Very much so. The barrel destruction never gets old.
whats the most guessed date
early access
Peak christmas vid
smart
Reverse physiological whats the not most guessed date
Pocong
December 31st.
The reality: Nobody knows, not even Frank is sure, he's looking at the rumors to figure out when to release the EA
source: @lofty kindle
Why did you mention me on this
November 13
wanted you to see it
This feels like someone prediction on the rapture only not to be true
Cuz god only knows when๐ญ
give us hints mr community manager
A month is not that long ago mate.
Half true.
Half true? Like Half Sword???
Half sword.
hahahahahahahahahhahaha
Yep if everyone picked a date and just kept repeating it, that's whaat were planning.
-# /s
i mean thats how playing games work right
4th november
2025
4th november 2025
4th november 2025
Nov 5th 2035
If any of you are wrong you will be sent to Pierre le fou to participate on his twisted version of squid game
can server regulars get invited to watch
[Source](#general-catfish-๐ฑ๐ message)
Ah hell nah
yeah
le splitscreen
what is it
November 18th
Itโd be cool if we have a queue channel here
I hope there will be voice chat rooms here to easily find a partner/opponent (there will be a cooperative mode, right?)
Yes, cooperative mode in "Abyss" mode for example, but there may be other gamemodes where it will be useful
Im a pretty big advocate for more splitscreen modes
made a few suggestions here and there and some concept of one
What kind of concept ?
I saw a game that supported multiple mouse, but I don't know if Steam Remote Play supports it
Free for all between 3 willies that have to send their troops to get loot scattered around the map and having to face off bandits along the way
-# i def made it
-# nah jk i dint
yall ts is so tuff ๐ฅ
half the websites don't work without vpn but a vpn breaks half the ones that work
whoever loses all their budget on the troops gets sent on a breaking position and by that point theyโre forced to either surrender or do the bidding themselves, Pretty simple pretty effective
The idea is interesting, but potato-PCs are going to explode
the tail shake animation needs serious work
anyway im here to beat peasants to death anyone want to decide their fates
you should rearrange their bones
i feel actually goofy
it's level locked
to level 3 i think
that's a good way to put it
nk 2.0
but with internet
rate my pfp
average british child
We donโt just tolerate it we encourage it
(This is a joke, Iโll ban you if youโre mean)
wigan butty
Of course. My opinion is very highly regarded
Say his name
whet willie on ur bellay
Now ask yourself if Mao Zedong is political
You asked yourself didnt you
yes, im a willie.
No, Iโm not a fungus.
Yes, there is an embed.
found @fluid jacinth
in the gif above
yes
why did he rub his head over his chest
there was no need for that ๐
my room when i remove 1 hydrogen atom from each atom:
thats crazy
Half Sword
but what if tomorrow never comes ///. ๐ฌ
Then wait for the day after tomorrow
but then if tommarow doesnt exist then will the day after tommarow become the new tommarow?
Half Sword
Nes
what
on cod?
Half Sword 
so next monday we will get a sneak peak?
How many mondays until you stop posting?
Half Sword
half sword tommorow
Half Sword 
i cant download Half Sword Tech Demo
Half sword ๐
Yellow chat
Blue chat
half sword in Birmingham
Real life half sword
It's November 13th
Stop with the lies
I have said this too many times
lol
is ts real
lol nah someone made an edit.
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
ya just lost the game
is odesai cool
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Who's odesai?
is odesai -----__
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is this real
How would I open a poll?
is odesai
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We already have enough polls
the plus button
Lops does one every 5 seconds
im am gonna release the game rn
Half sword โ๏ธ
ok its realeased but i have bad wifi so you gotta wait a few weeks
those who got out the psych ward
send me some links bro ๐
This sounds both happy and threatening at the same time
hi
Hi
hahaha it is.
greeting o stone head
bro
why is ULT so ahrd
i did it first try last time
now i get given a kitchen knife and then pared against a greatsword
and IF i pass that it skips 3 levels and then i get my legs chopped off by a pole with abunch of spikes on it
and plus i swear my guy becomes extra sensitive to the slightest bit of damage
why do they always charge me and run me onto the floor ๐
this is such bs
slightest wound to my arm and i cant swing anything for the rest of the challenge
ya or na
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Half sword ๐ก๏ธ
history funni for people who like plens
Thou shall not order a baja blast without a supreme softshell taco
Baja blast flavored softshell taco
Soft shell taco flavored Baja blast
Yummmm
smiling friends mentioned
Half Sword 
my willie is about to destroy every sword! (i beat baron fists only)
Universaly Infinitely Chief
halved half sword
halved sword
two quarter sword
Half Sword 
HALVED SWORD

๐

Quarter Sword

yo, has it been confermed if there will be armor customization and selection with weapon selection in the multiplayer?
basically nothing has been confirmed about multiplayer yet
armor customization and weapon selection will be in single player at the very least
i love grappling !!
talking to someone and they say something so bad that i unfocus my eyes
Fr
Hands up best game
sword half
Whole dagger
half a quarter sword
Sixteenth of a half sword
halfah sworder quarter sword
ูุตู ุณูู
Ok
when the sowrd is glaf typed this with my eyes closed

ive waited years for this moment
I've come across half sword like... A few months ago
Since when is this game in development?
1 year
like 3 years ago i think
I waited halfโs of years
i was there when it was abyss

same
Ahh yes the game has been in development for 2022 years
emas
I, Wilhelm W. Fischer, love accounting
remember when scythe would cut people in half with one cut?
Yes
Good times
indeed
i miss the 4 cleaver guy
I miss that fricken peasant at the end you could absolutely beat the living shit out of
dude i completely forgot about that i remember when i was expecting a boss but it was just him
For real
during my first run
perhaps they will let us come back we may never know
i remember messing around with the trainer mod
same i like how challenging it makes it
Agreed
And it makes it more immersive and easier to beat people with your candle stick
Halfsword, in 1483!
I still go strait to the abyss just for the memories
candle stick is easily my favorate weapon
I read that as 1843
Same I would just use it most of the time
i think its better than polehammers
Fr
I loved the sythe because of how unhinged it was
Like if you poke someone they explode into two halfโs
And if you drop it it could disappear
i think i recall that happening too at knight stage
Good bye
good bye
Holy fuck it's within 30 days people
halfsword 20000000000000000 planck time away
2 30 days
real news
why doesnt willy have hair, is he bald?
I think the gods hadth promised an update within 2-3 weeks of next fest
Am I Aple says
Any day now
The entire right side of my car is now missing yay
the new pshe
ur mom
7,62x25 reference?
nahhhh
porsche -> pshe
I dont think thats a ppsh tbh
Nah wait it is
I thought it was the other soviet smg they had but its not
Fuckass Soviets and their same looking smgs
Fr
๐ณ๐ฑ
How do I do that body slam move
No clue
Hey chat half sword release date dropped check steam community
When we get multiplayer
They have to make a ye old beef channel
For PvP smack talk
Fr
guys
I have some terrible news
My girlfriend showed me her photos app on her phone
53000 photos
Listen. One of my favourite aspects of humans. Is the way we can use facial movements to express feelings or thoughts. Like how the sclera of our eye is white when most great apes are black. So we can use our eyes to communicate better.
This mf just said an entire paragraph in strictly facial expressions.
Half Sword 

you can ping me aswell
Half Sword 
I wish I had this much fun learning grammer in school
galaxy.
This is General catfish
Half Sword 
I've never understood how lack of anything depreciates literacy
I could be dying and still be able to differentiate your and you're
yall think hes ok?
11/12/2025
he does voice acting for grass in the game
ive never understood the battle between which form is better same goes with military time and normal time
fake date system
its truly just a preference none is better
military time?
I presume another american thing
oh you mean the 24 hour clock
yes
if we all believe ea is november 12th it will come true
i could see it being easier to code perhaps
12 was easier for humans to comprehend
either way im not a programmer
At least in some cultures. Ones that dont count in base 5 or 10
i have a norweigan freind and he pledges alleigance to 24 hour clock saying its better and saves time



