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Only win condition for lancers is somehow getting on top of it and opening the hatch. Do the soldiers in the tank have guns? I think they can still win that way. But tank takes it 9/10

What a stupid design
Open the famously easy to open from the outside hatch
They just need to run their horses into it enough to make one guy fly on top
And then ez win, open the famously easy to open from the outside hatch
No but it’s famously easy to open from the outside
Yes
Me and who?
Me
alright i'll go sleep now
Your mirror
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willipy
Hopefully McDonald's gets to my application soon
Hopefully it ain't wrong again somehow
I asked the dog
6
7
1
She said go fuck myself and that I should die
Wow
Im the tall guy
You're the little kid
Is this the dog
3
7
sure you are lil guy
Small*
How do i make a poll?
3
6
We need to take away everyone’s poll permissions
Make it a quote permissions too
This is very highly offensive to me
I don’t think I will let this go
Thanks
Youre supposed to say, yeah Youre not THINKING much anyway
That’s what I would’ve said
Is pineapple an acceptable pizza topping?
5
11
4
Yes (lie)
No I live in NY and am from Germany
Ok sure bud
Youre my second biggest opp
Who's your biggest opp
I must meet this person
Silly head, hes just the worst
Oh
Dont worry but you’re almost equally as bad
That's boring i bully silly for breakfast
In a good way
That's not true appreciate you silly head fosho
Thanks lmao
What am I?
3
4
1
Snail
wtf is this
when you next coming round for beans on toast mate? you only live up the street innit bruv
isn't it indeed
Well blimey, Reginald, if the tea’s gone cold again I swear on the Queen’s corgis I shall simply perish on the spot
I don’t want you using that name though
Im gonna put your nickname back
Ngl I forgot what it was
So I just did something else
What a name
Wow
No
Buddy READ THE RULES
My god you are on a roll
Wow
Im gonna have your ban message copied somewhere so I can just paste when it’s time
It'll auto ban you and nobody sees it
you can certainly try
You can say and do anything you want as long as you accept the consequences
Oh wait
Youre the guy from before
Right from a timeout to being an idiot
Good job
just say it.
Please
YEEEES
LETTTSS GOOOOO
Guy was nothing but problems
I don't get how he thought what he was doing was anywhere near funny
Nuisance till the end
wait what did the guy do?
unimportant
i only saw him talking about the N Word.
he was just yapping about how he can't say the N word?
If you saw that then you know how he got banned. Being a nuisance
wow... what a loser
Indeed
@sharp dagger rodis chamodixar iaponiidan lomo
Coming back from a timeout for being a weirdo, to immediately asking about saying the n word. Sometimes it’s very obvious how things are gonna go and theres no point in waiting to let it
hi
Dont ping the devs please #rules
sure sure
Yikes
is the duck the firearm have a Beretta
I just had a stroke
Is the firearm the duck has a Beretta
You had another
yeah
Ducks with Guns? is the Ducks name Howard by chance?
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
chilling in the backwoods 🗣️ 🔥 🔥
Youre no smart fella Youre a fart smella
whgat is going on in here
Mfs Love 2 Talk About HEadbutting With a Hounskull
helo what ur name 😳
yeah bro it would work bro
Mfs Dont Know Howdda Headbutt
wazzah
just found my new favorite way to kill armored enemies
explain
The bascinet top could work
If u turn a lil more down
check #game-footage-🎮🎥
thats so easy to do lol
like i said, reliable and consistent
quite far down
Depending on exact shaping I realized after
U would need one with the peak a lil closer but they r usually not like that
this has been established before?
had no clue
Actually just turn around and do a back headbutt
every other day somebody comes in here and says "hey guys i found a way to kill armored enemies you half sword around their neck and saw"
probably not even every other day
guys I just made a new tech where you half-sword around an armoured enemy's head to kill them
It is absolute peak
lol
historically attested
i need to look at fiore's armored section more
dont get to practice it in real life often for obvious reasons
inside joke
I think
i mean it's not the most pressing issue to have
It’s a good bit shorter than the two hands section, only a couple guards and plays
And of course the top tier weaponry at the end
have a thicc neck so you have more time to think of a way to get out of it
the enemy wont be able to slice through your maille standard but they are meant to throw you from the guard, so the counter would be to bear down and shift your weight probably forward to topple them since they're already pulling you or with a similar ankle pick
yeah i just dont have many buddies with armor
Need one of those true/false gifs with friedrich so I can send it anytime someone mentions using fencing protection
This post has been fact checked by true Friedrich der Siegriche patriots ❌ False
so be a big back is what you're saying?
you know what, getting low and steady and then doing an ankle pick (granted your legs are not in so unfavorable a position as in the picture) and then using his pulling + your pushing to get on top and "staple" his foremost thigh down with your knee would probably be my ideal counter
from what i've learned in my grappling lessons
how am I even supposed to reply to this
just like that
guys i just found the brainrot museum, this is increadible
thats why they added horse testicles
but was eventually cut from the final product
😟
what a day to have eyes
welcome to halfcord
What, in the good green googly FUCK
Did I just read
I come in here. To check if anyone posted some funnies before I head to sleep.
and youre all in here talking about riding pregnant horses with balls
wjt
even we youths dont know
why cant i get to do dis in real life :(
:(
Kidding. Have you checked hemaalliance website
well it is in toronto but none within a 5-10km range :(
samn .. .
SAMUEL
hello
https://open.spotify.com/track/30EzorNyMMjPkgNzkRzeVD?si=91b4080ff5d24c94 Is this peak or is this mid
mid as fuck man im sorry ...
Oh, I know the context
My cat literally just opened my freezer
3 seconds of it and it's already peak
my art teacher introduced me to the band today
sorry bro
good stuff
me when BONUS TRACK 🤑
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2RxjBSGdYw
Band: Bolt Thrower
Album: Honour - Valour - Pride
Track: 10 (Bonus)
Year: 2001
Hell yeah
have you listened ts
Nah
the bass is peaky
I don't LIKE Bolt Thrower (shocking truth)
kills you with non-comically regular sized hammer
i need to download that song and put it on my local files on my phone
Legally
you know what it's the ONLY record i own it has to be legal
THE ONE I JUST POSTED IS SIMILAR
DO IT NOW
FINE
IT GENUINELY IS PROBABLY ONE OF THEIR MSOT SIMILAR STOGNSNG
It's fucking MID
Bolt Thrower, more like Mid Thrower
IT'S THROWING GARBAGE INTO MY EARS
shizTON of BULLHOCKEY
YOUR DEATH IS IMMINENTER
PSA: A RYZEN 5 5500U DOES NOT RUN HALF SWORD
https://open.spotify.com/track/5jAvHTT5X2iIlmXK14UH3b?si=118a46df5d08402e Ts so fricking peak...
peakkomedusa
Truth
im a big fan
silly head no like..
phyllomedusa pumps out so many songs a year dude
Mid ahh taste
Ts so ass
frip u fool
Bad taste
Ts so MID
Im a hiphop listener
admonish ts captain misinfo
Im better
Mayhaps
mid
3 seconds in and it's already peak
Loser
sounds like a cry for help mid boy
Ok commoner
Level up then talk to me
Wrong server
Roleism
Did you even listen to this?
Ain't hiphop SON
Besides you're not even level 3 your opinion is nothing to me
Mid
someone didnt listen
Ain't on my level kid
Melodic Black Metal is peak
Perhaps you ARE a peak listener
you music taste is bleak
Appreciate you homie
I respect good music
patriarkh's good
Got bum dum bubble gum level 0 bum talkin like his opinion as a commoner matters
Gottem
Lol
dont got nuthin when a mod calls my artists good
Who
🔥
Ts peak ngl
me when i cant read
Speak to the hand pal
Back to back knee slapper's
We are above you
the pope owns little but rules many
That has nothing to do with the pyramid scheme
He didn't make it
damn even lazier
the only new thing in here is this guys taste in music
Who
You ain't even on my level kid
level zero basic boy
if i jumped down to your level my legs would shatter
Im the Level 999 Mafia boss you're the level 1 crook
the level 1 crook always beats the mafia boss at the end of the ad
Lmao
I am scared of pitchforks
Everyone here is dw
its scary
Wow
Old meme
"Old meme"
looks like it
it is
Them dumb dinosaur memes pmaoskfb
how can you say anything in coworker music when you got Lorna shore in your bio gang 😭
because that quote is fire
sleep token is ass and slaughter to prevail has a few good songs but i mainly stopped listening to them
SILLY HEAD
I AM THE HATER
YES SHIZDONESIA
Mostly a Black metal listener now
https://youtu.be/lYn_pXZOkUI Is this peak
The Acacia Strain's new single "SWAMP MENTALITY" is out now. Buy/stream at https://theacaciastrain.lnk.to/SWMPMNT.
Preorder the band's forthcoming album 'You Are Safe From God Here' at TheAcaciaStrain.lnk.to/YASFGH — out 10/24 via Rise Records.
Credits:
Directed by Anthony Altamura
Production Design by Anthony Altamura
Director of Photograph...
Isn't this off their newest album?
yee I heard it gang

I wish I had anything to share but I'm dried out 🙁
no new music yet
Sadness reigns
favourite song rn
Heavy metal but in German
bro you literally have no room to speak
Nobody but you is hating on my shit
Cry me a river son
ofc i am hippy
I have every right to insult a hippy
Define hippy
a hipper
Wow
been on an unto others binge so prolly this rn
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=guX33EuouH4&si=rAK4DvQ6taJl6Pkx
Provided to YouTube by Virgin Music Group
Don`t Waste Your Time · Unto Others
Mana
℗ 2019 Eisenwald
Released on: 2019-05-10
Composer, Writer: Gabriel Franco
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Radio music
this is good
hell yeah. Their newer stuff is kinda corny but the older stuff is peak
yeah i'd def listen to this on a car ride
Getting home from work
its perfect when I want something heavy but not metal heavy
Ts... Good music
In terms of actual metal tho I been fw this heavy
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1AqfC3pqQSw&si=LLow0zqOs4ttWwMB
Provided to YouTube by Vydia
Hammer Of Heresy · Fatal Realm · Cross Of Disbelief
Demo
℗ 2024 Fatal Realm
Released on: 2024-08-09
Composer: Michael Shaw
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Cant drown out the outside world with this, i dont see the vision
Lorna Shore isnt coworker music btw but a lot of coworkers listen to it haha. I still think ...And I return to nothingness is goated, I didnt really fw the album tho
This the kind of music you listen to when you like the outside world
Bro is your outside world nyc
I dont have spotify what kind of music is it
Im Midwestern
concrete jungle
ew
crusader kings 3 guild tag peak
new update is fire
Pain remains is prolly my favourite just because of the last 3 songs
this is ass
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
https://open.spotify.com/track/19kHhX6f6EfLU7rcO3RqjO?si=sBp_hYExTAWbDhPy6FSxWQ hate on this asshole
its the song that plays in the background during a scene where the main character is sitting on a bus
You have the music of an uncle who went to prison bro
Literally fuck you
lads what are the odds of online multiplayer halfsword
you cant just put out one ass song and demand we hate on the classics
more family reunion uncle music
next month actually
I know what tickles y'all fancy
Have you heard Mongrel?
Let me find it
what genre
Provided to YouTube by TuneCore
Dog Complex · Mongrel
Off the Leash
℗ 2022 Mongrel
Released on: 2022-04-08
Auto-generated by YouTube.
bro is not beating the uncle music accusations
this is music played in a lexus
In a what
I wasn't trying to
I have a more mature taste in music
That's all
Keep to yourself youngin
mature as in a 60 year old
Nice, itll probably sound better with earbuds so ill listen to them tomorrow prolly
youngin is wild
you're actually older than easter is physically
oh yeah most def with bass and what not
You can be mature and not listen to ass
Maybe one day youll find out
Easter likes my music funnily enough
thats not surprising actually
Ok
Anyway i know my taste is better and everything you guys listen to is ass
Just how it is
yeah maybe in 1982 gang
What song to you do you think was old
all of them
Call one out
1992 ls400 music
why call one out when I can call all of them out 💀
What's old to you?
your music
Year
how ever old your music is
2023
you forgot the 19
192023
yeah its not suprising, because he listens to GOOD MUSIC
yes
nah its old people music for old people
uncle music
...yes she js
Well she cant be super young i hope
mine too..
Every time I see her shes older and skinnier
dont make this sad
aging is horrible
guys... our moms arent gonna live forever 😭
true
call your mothers and say you love them
look at what you did easter you ruined the whole vibe
god damnit im already watching an interview and the guys talking about his parents. what are the odds
whats ur moms number
yeah its your fault but yeah
sorry
that you did that
she already blocked you instinctively
I Hella tear up at that type of shit bro
I cant do deceased parent shit
I actually gotta call my parents bruh 😭
Wow
world of warcraft sucks
I agree
You're that old huh
Popularmmos
i say second because runescape is the best
thats 2004 are you that young?
Yea
my mom is going to live forever because i quested for the potion of living forever
no hes actually 57 he just acting like hes young
Stop telling people my age man
im sorry i know its embarassing but the sooner you come to terms with it the better off youll be
When is the paid beta coming out?
57 years to develop a good music taste and he failed 🙏
Sometime next month
🥲
time flies by, it feels like its may
thats where i draw the line. he listens to good music, because its music i like. and as a discord moderator, i am literally never wrong in any aspect of life
the music is only good when you listen to it
damn. thats actually a good retort
ill allow it
What just happened
hes convinced me your music isnt good, its only good when i listen to it. he made a very compelling argument
by appeasing my need for greatness
This changes everything
Honestly im pretty excited for the new Warsails dlc for bannerlord
no honor?
it looks awesome
did you see the gameplay
ancient image
Looks so cool
Lets talk about buttered sausage
gosh i need to finish painting my shield
what the hell is buttered sausage
like literally just sausage with butter on top
or is it butter filled sausage
Moai doesn't get it 💔
i dont get it
he looks like D.T
you stupid motherfucker …. eheheheh.
I dont even eat buttered sausage
😡
HEY NO FIGHTING
am i supposed to wear bandaids into the shower and then remove them after or the opposite
not under my watch
clean your wounds
so i remove them before
i would
nurse didn’t even put ts on right it’s literally creasing directly over the puncture
got my hpv vaccine
if you rinse the bandaid under water then it wont rip out every hair
why would they put a bandaid over a fatal injury
I asked my great grandpa the same thing
my arms are too hairless for it to matter
Word for word
because when you get injured all you need to do is pull up your bootstraps and slap a bandaid on that bad boy
at least if youre a MAN
Slap some dirt on it
Rub chewing tobacco on it
Put out a lit cigarette on it
Should be good to go after
i don’t get injured
Says Mr fatally wounded..
You get fatally injured
What 😭
Literally 1984, cant even call someone a feminine boy
You're not vaccinated?
Hahahahaha
STOP LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNY
He is, that’s why he’s wounded
bro missed the whole plot
i need to shave my bumass bifurcated crustache goatee
STOP LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNY
No shave November
DONT MOCK ME
My dad didnt fight in world war 1 just for me to be a wimp
DONT MOCK ME
STOP IT! ITS NOT NICE
You're dad huh
Do you mean war 1
first one.. ever
Yes
No..hes only 58, he didn’t fight in ww1 like I said
oh
he should right a book about it
Sorry
Right
i gotta bruh ts pathetic
I forgive you
Still smiling
Am I write or am I wrong
Is this photoshopped or do you have the deepest frown known to man
deepest frown
Write
Damn
I have a full beard!!! L!!!
it gets compared to the spongebob crying image a lot
i don’t actually frown that way
my regular frown is more “i’m having a stroke”-y
yes that one
@lost valley
yeah.. it stinks
W loop
Are you imitating me
Loop?
I’ll ban you
Gottem

hehe
i'm shitsing????
I hate that this made me laugh
highlight of my career
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Yeah that's what I would've did ex hitman
Yeah that's what I would've did
Yeah that's what I woulda did ex hitman
Yeah that's what I woulda did
Back shots or a good career?
Flight takes a smoke break mid vid...
LOL
earlier me and my dad were prancing around in the forest (as we have done far too much lately) and i heard these very slow but unmistakable leaf-crunching footsteps like 50 feet away from us and i gestured for him to stop talking but he just wouldnt and it froke me out so bad
mmmm
honestly
it happened to me like thrice
i am naturally fucking good listening for footsteps in forests
I dodged being murdered bc i reacted quickly did you know thst
cougar
it was like a snippet from one of those dreams where you try to tell someone there's something life threatening but you cant speak
idk if those exist around here
dinnot
now u do
you dont know because you havent seen one yet
oh my god i hate that
i remember in one of my dreams I hanged myself the rope started to burn and I couldn't talk then I woke up
lowkey traumatizing as fuck
dream I had 6 months ago bte
our cougar subspecies went extinct
That's not good
it really isn't
😭?
GTA 6's first trailer is the prologue of the game
GTA 6's second trailer is gameplay/main game
amazing
the game
yup
whats the point of having that many furnaces
what
thats like 7 furnaces
sometimes you gotta cook multiple things at once but seven is a little excessive but I mean stone is pretty easy to get
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
Sweet
yall am i crazy for thinking they are about to anounce a release in a couple of days/hours? they havent updated the game in 4 days
and why would they be updating the tech demo?
They could be testing the functionality with steam remote play and pushing updates to test that
Unless these are for the public updates, then idk
maybe we get announcement sometime... next week
Source is my Wallet
lol
they are actually adding online multiplayer right now
soon you will see willie on the mountain dew bottle
execute him
❤️
no its called communtiy building
Yeah we definitely getting online MP fur this game
my nose says its a certainty
mehhh
maybe in the final final version of the game
like v1
or like v1.1 if they do that
That'd be good advertising
Specifically this photo though
why everyone so mean 2 me 💔
ahh image
v2.5
v6.7
🙏😭 wtf is this
Willie cake is my favourite flavour
I keep forgetting the Willie bot hasn’t been put down
wet willie on your belly
make it smelly
bounce like jelly
on your belly, a wet willie

no
I’ll say after dec 8
closer to Christmas
it’d be funny if we got EA on Christmas
wet willie Christmas
HALF SWORD EA TOMORROW
no
There will be an announcement.
cool
if I may ask
will Elbows and Knee's be recognized as blunt damage like fists and kicks?
👍
Sounds about right bans random people and not people being a problem
LMFAOO
i didnt know Garfield was a terrorist
The fuck?
1984
SHIZTON
Silly Head hi
do not spread misinformation lest you disappear like the last guy...
Did I miss something
Here at halfcord we appreciate our truth tellers, assuming they follow the Halfcords guide to thought and function.
As long as you follow the five simple tenants we have you'll be perfectly fine.
I've been playing too much outer worlds 2
Its fuckjng peak
misinformation
i heard of this game called half sword
Who the fuck disappeared
its pretty fun ngl
we don't talk about that
nobody did im kidding

so glad you saved him fron drowning
look how happy he is
I love their new AI moderation
It’s hot garbage
He loves breathing air
shizton when his spider bag breaks open
same
Are you an air addict?
Shizton
I'm sending a Pocong after you cuh
Dang bro
Too late
1984
Me
Me being haunted by a Pocong
I learned about them through tiktok theyre fucking spooky dude
Do you have any insights living there and such shizton?
I'm super curious
What’s a Pocong
noooo
why did you skinned garfield
I saw a Pocong outside my house, it was SPOOKY
And it was night
Do you think it was some dude just pretending
Shizdonesia more like… schizdonesia
You should have untied its bindings
Shut up Willie
Heard gunfire like 300yd south of me
Sounds fun
Do you live in a city
Town
Small or large
the hash slinging
the brash bringing
Large
Or a dumbass
Sounded suppressed
I highly doubt it
😐
most likely a gun since it’s Texas
Oh pfft
Welp, if somebody got shot you’ll hear about it later
Yeah
Hearing a gunshot in Texas is probably the least worrying thing ever
You'd have a shorter list naming the people who didnt have a gun in texas
yeah fun part is a school is around the same distance to my south
Sheldon Cooper
City population
At least it’s 2am
I hate you
Or maybe not
love you too
I don’t know anything about Texas
Will you marry me?
no
🖕
Its yeehaw cowboy country where there's more guns than neurons firing in people's heads
my collars blue but my neck is red
Yes and that exactly lol
Granted I live in hicksville too
My small ass town is full of rednecks
I’m in Georgetown, people ain’t a fan of the statue in the square
Oof one of the rules here is no political discussion
Fun, I haven’t lived in America for 3 years
Just wanted to stop that before it goes too far lol
Oh I wasn’t gonna say why
ok cool but just wanted ya to know
Flepergebet!
40 grams of protein
I’ve lived in the southern states about my whole life
Ever been north at all?
But you guys have gambling
Minnesota
I live in Nirvana
Boring
half of my family lives in one city
Also I live in the lame part of Nevada not Vegas lol
Move to Vegas! Way more fun
Hell no
And a lot more expensive
yess
the second most plastic place ever next to hollywood
Yeah but that’s what the roulette tables are for
Casinos generally try to scam you
Only if you’re bad
There’s skill and luck tables
Yeah and I’m putting everything on black
Then it’s red
Welp, I’m out of cash
I’ve played black jack without the gambling part
Spare some change good sir?
Are you sure?
the person who suggested to play black jack does online gambling
only time I’d played it before was in RDR2
We’re so back
I often shot the dealer in the head after getting a bad hand in RDR2
Only if you’re a good liar

I swear I can kill a chat without really trying
evil and intimidating bird
Mr. Marshal hi
That bird killed my whole family back in ‘99
hello ladies
why does he have a berry eating dome
and those dont look like berries
something happened in ´08 I just cant prove it right now
The floor would break

