#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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I mean saying soon is like, obvious right lol
Its set to release q4 of this year so, two months basically?
yall maybe the amount of o's in the announcement mcwonderglooner made is the amount of days left till the release of EA?
will there be firearms in the early access?
execute his whole bloodline ❤️
firearms in what way?
crossbows they are adding they said.
you know like medieval glocks, assault rifles, sniper rifles, the works
okay yup. i stand by my point. execute this mf's whole family tree infront of him ❤️
is half sword really going to be an extraction shooter? is this really what the dev team's direction is? dissapointing...
ragebait skills equivelant to a water bottle 🙏
uncle i've been doing this the whole length of my existence on this server
ima bestow some knowledge upon thy sir:
go on twitter.
say that milk comes before cereal
profit
rinse and repeat
My first time making a mod for Firework mania using Unity engine. Still wip,
I was curious and it's a good warm up for other VFX
fier woreks in halfswo confirmed?!?!
green in half sword confirmed?
add weed in halfsword :fier:
you guys didnt knew this but
Halfsword two is def gonna be called Wholesword or Fullsword
Handgonnes are planned
reloading would be a chore
a long chore at that
It would just be a button press

market pliers
no
u go on twitter
and stare
and boom
ur furious
where is the step where u become fast
Hello, does this game have realistic combat that's historically accurate?
well, on your belly is a wet willie... deal with it
no actually
yes
the combat is completely physics based so its up for the player to either use real life techniques or just swing their weapons brainlessly left and right
is there like a stamina bar that takes in account the characters bodyfat, energy, restfulness, etc. to determine how many swings you can do?

there is but its hidden and idk if it takes into account bodyfat
however if you are unarmed with no armor u get more stamina than someone who has a greatsword and full plate armor
ah ok
a Florida man that isnt from Florida
Just finished watching the trailers on steam 🫢
bro calls everyone who has a pet alligator a florida man 💔
erm...
Crocodile...
eeeh same thing
wrong
nuh uh
you should try the demo its free
ok

hah jokes on you today is actually old
how do I pick up weapons in the abyss?
q for left hand and e for right hand
ok i'm bad
shizzy
Silly Head hi
Anybody else hate how you can’t turn while holding mouse button down? Makes combat feel terrible since you can’t actively look around while trying to fight.
oh hey David the doofis
shart
My character is just flapping around everywhere and when I do get a chance to pick up a weapon, it's being held with both hands behind the neck then I just get hit the face repeatedly by the opponent
thats really funny
inbred cat
llama looking cat
lmfao
wet willie on your belly make it smelly bounce like jelly
truly a masterpiece of modern poetry
what if they added Willie to Hellish Quart
and he plays like how he would if he was in half sword
like Akuma in Tekken
just throw a scythe at everyone
instant win

Tar of a dog
Tar dog
dawg
Roblox moderation is dogshit
why not just play actual souls games 💀
Maybe he dont have the money to buy
"i said gg five times got banned"
NOT THIS TYPE OF GG
Souls games have pvp bro
Literally elden ring has entire arenas based around pvp
And dark souls 3 has the pontif Sullivan boss arena plus undead bone matches
elite ball knowledge right there holy

i remember seeing a picture where the reason was toxic behavior and offensive item "gg"
it's chestnut afaik
LMFAO
What a dilemma
epic religion in the chat
hey man
I was just asking for what color Arthur's hair is
have nothing to do with me
brother you were literally discussing religion
did i
steamed hans
steamed joachims
what
Steamed hams
did i miss smth
steamed bald
Eu5 tomorrow
steamed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
steamed eu5
steamed willie
Literally
steamed pc
steamed stinky
rush hour 4 WHAT??
how half sword mfs feel after beating the guantlet (they used a plançon for the entire run)
I gyatt something in my eye

- i steal beggar boss's axe
- i cut him inhalf
- i drop it because victory
- it spins back and cuts my head off
I've beaten it 3 times...
NERD
i missed the part where that's my problem
i beat it and then i got a new pc
bc of that i lost it
nerds
8 billion years in a salt mine with you
suicide
thats an insane thing to just drop 😭
heblooo everybody my name is tittyplier
Enjoy!
I dont own any clips or pics or the song
they all belong to their rightful owners
~becky~
this video is older than me
wow
Holy newgen
Wet willie on your belly
youtube was founded when i was a baby
wasn't it like 2005 or 2006
2013
first video is 2005
wild
my first memory is 2005/2006 ('03 zoomer)
its not my fault I was born on 2010...
I was 7 bruh
bro was born the same year halo reach came out
I've never played Halo
you poor soul
if they were so good why didnt they make halo 5
they did...?
willie chair
kids here in the 2010s played HOMM, Gothic, Stronghold or racing games like CMR Rally
I'm quite interested in that Gothic remake theyre doing
i remember polish version of HoMM3 had a bug that made titans racist
game description says "hates black dragons" at the end but due to it being too long in polish the text in the game read "hates blacks"
dont you disrespect my goddaughter
smh
????!?!?
holy airball
how the FUCK have you never played halo
were you born in 2020
a goo goo gaga???
🍼
he said 2010 💔
i only played halo 3 on my xbox 360
i think it was halo 3
oh and halo wars
that rts game

why is your ass defending him
erm I wasn't bozo
ooh good one
insane
Emile went out like such a G
"I'm ready, how bout you?"
you
George was the GOAT 
do you have any ideas of language i can make
*jorge
Jorge
he was dope tho
i bored
died for no reason
poor fella
Noble team truly died in very tragic ways
Noble 6 is prolly the only one whos death was worthwhile
Maybe carter
idk bro french
yoo
@lofty kindle Dont lie to me now, it was you who commented wasnt it
@open crater
WHY DID U AWAKE HIM
wet willie on his belly make it smelly bounce like jelly
DO U WANT US TO DIE
will we get a snowing map, and willies with santa hats this christmas?
i bet caseoh is stinky smelly
To be or not to be
zlerb zlubzlub gobadu lobzerdub
Alien
There is so much wrong with that image
APPEL SAUS
bet you cant name even one thing
I saw something?
ur eyes have to be removed now
when tis releasinggg
Your right
I’m keeping that
shouldi break it again with mods
NAWWWW
That to
i will set my caladeer
1
I already took that
cheese
Cheese
holy shit
Chease
gilld cheese
Obama grilled cheese sandwich
i just blew a bit of willies neck
Mace Fan Club
chat what is the best type of cheese
halloumi with cranberry sauce
ooo nice
wanna tark it
wanna tark my ov
for me I really like gouda wit figs
2025
we left TS in 2022
I'm bringing it back
American plastic
/j
I like pecorino
Peak just came out
I made a sad discovery that a railgun is usually just a gun that shoots a shiny object at very fast speeds that make it look like a beam 😔
Not awesome lasers
ps1 half sword
They use awesome magnets tho 
ion beam my friend
hi fencer
hello
good evening
New HS ea looks good
serious sam reference
rail gun do be raily
@drowsy finch gun
rali gun
i suggest alcohol
I suggest wearing thicker clothing
skating steak
skate 3 nostalgia
look for the gummy bear album on november 13th
i dont think willie is gonna be able to use his hands anytime soon
have i went too hard on him
maybe i have
UHMM
OKAY THIS IS JUST
PROBABLY THE BEST BUG EVER
no
he only costed 50 dollars
gooing final boss
how?
Labas seni
i won a fight and died at the same time, then chose a battle and i spawned like that

ur level 2 so i can bully u !!!
Ka seni ?
Taip lietuva yra baltic
im not from lithuania I was suprised your baltic
"english only 🤓 "
baltickle my hairs
Baltic sea and baltic
deserved
you ought to give him a hand
Indeed.
FUckin knew it!
Shah gun
porn of my comfort character 💔
sha boom
porn?
hes NAKED
i think you should stop watching porn if you think this is porn
showing OFF HIS ASS
(i am obviously exaggerating for comedic value)
hello half sword chat

exposed 
Oh my yap
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me
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
Thank you Willie
Sup mfs
hi chat
hii
meow
i liike taste of meow meow
since when did we make it to top 10 wishlisted 🔥
oh boy racism
youre my neighbor then
Not a very appropriate joke even if you are actually asian
seems i have to hide my cat then
im genuenily uneasy now
you ve got to have a sense of humor about yrslf
That really doesnt matter, just be mindful of what you say.
where r u from
You also have to follow the rules of the server
germany
a sterotype isnt racism
i have german class
Dude just accept your warn and move on. Defending it isnt gonna make it ok
Alright.
You should accept just the warning
What the FUCK is happening
This guy is clearly not gonna learn lol
Also, hi Silly Head
Hello shizdonesia
ive played the demo for so long im scared of another map smh
I love that cat in your pfp
im sorry you dont get perms until level 2
i guessed that much
Where do I check my level?
there ya have it
you've seen enough give me the dev role.
so true actually
im the best what can i say
Just whatever you do don't burn down the entire server with malicious activity
nah best i can do is make it about cats
well we are currently in the general catfish
hey guys, release the game!
hi guys ! I think that in my life, waiting for a game has never been so difficult.
i wonder why they didnt think of that
holy shit you are so right
let me just email frank to release the game or i will cut his willie off
genius idea
This is the way
tell em
lowkey
same
i been waiting for this since 2023
this is anything but easy
the feeling when its like 3 days or a week away is the worst
wouldn't be surprised if the game gets delayed, they've done it with the playtests from before, the one without blood (game seer demo) got delayed and the current playtest that got carried into the demo also got delayed a bit from what i remember
ea probably wont be rushed, i predict either december or delay
the playtest that was released also had no blood
because it was so horribly optimized that even the strongest pcs could afford them like 10% of the blood bar
no the bloodless playtest ran fine but after the blood came i remember the reactions being heavy
it MAULED your fps
ate it for dinner
exactly
gut-wrenching experience im traumatized
devs said they are still on the line when it comes to ea
i dont wanna remember halfsword without blood
small buhurt is something i can never click on
same
not even in the bloodless demo
im on 30 fps
is that cheesed
every indie game i know and follow recieved a delay, id genuinely be amazed if they stayed on schedule
dont know, they just said it in reddit. The day where they announced there wont be a demoupdate. There was a question if Ea gets also delayed.
Does this hurt willie
we cant really know, everything about predicting this games future is a gamble at this point
i mean predicting itself is a gamble but uh
you get the idea
Sadly yes. I really want to give my money to them.
what i meant is you have alot of explanations to choose from, and each and every one of them have their own unique sense
Do yall make sure the enemy’s dead before you move on? Genuinely might just be a me thing
depends on how merciful you feel
in abyss?
Both
lol dude #halfsword-chat-⚔ ackshually...
in casual no because you can move on if they are knocked down
in abyss yes
its better to be sure
Si
they will just beg for mercy and whatever
Zamn alright
skinwalker willie
wet willie on your belly
Embed failure
I’m killing myself
Please dont
Become Mongolian throat singer instead
You look extremely cool AND your still alive
yall
am i cooked
i may or may not have drank 310 mg of caffeine
when i weight like 56 kg 😭
from a scale of 1-10 how cooked am i?
and i went 3.1x more then what im supposed to go for for my bodyweight 😭
-# according to chatgpt
well
hire this guy for halfsword music
I drink 600-900 daily
you are going to have a heart attack in about 2 years ❤️
Been doing it for 2 years already
My time is soon
yup
🙏
holy tuff
wait i just realised. why the fuck is bro holding a knife whilst being fully armored 😭
Same here, and I've been waiting for a game like this for years.
2nd screenshot looks like richtofen
important question
4
6
1
chocolate chip cookies
1202515559317504030
willipy
mrrow
Omg yay he played
Same I will be dead in my 40's
meh
idk kilograms but under 400 you’re fine pretty much no matter what
"500 punches to the crotch"
when was this
sometime
no idea to be honest
somewhere between the invention of time and now
whats waltz of the wizard or whatever
dont open the comments
especially in any video of anyone with a disability 😭 i made that mistake and got traumatised
it was almost a year ago
wait what?
hopefully he will play HS EA again, i wanna see his normy ahh rage again
and he played it for 5 minutes
yes lol
i want to see the fuckin spike trap mutliate this dude
and then him crashing out

i fucking love watching people with genuine skill issues blame the game for being too realistic ❤️
its a weird concept
the game itself is good but its hard to get used to

ngl if anything
i'd argue halfsword isint hard enough
or realistic enough
i feel like the lower tiers should be harder cause you are a beginer. so you shouldnt be as strong. have as many techniques
and be more limited by your willie
rather then your stage 5 terminal skill issue
Yap
valid lol i did go on a rant
no
wet Willie on your belly
what
goodluck
just you wait...
for what?
chat dm me if u have gore gifs i need some for a project im working on called karlson
what
dm me i hav something delicyous
This guy is so ahh 💔🥀
knowledge is knowledge
frfrfr but that makes him so great and entertaining to watch. he is the fit version of CaseOh but CaseOh actually loves HS
frfr
I've been told I look like caseoh
Nah not fully, just my beard
I think you fit that description more than I do tbh
soulless spawn of Satan behavior
even more soulless spawn of Satan behavior
h
ip grabber
Buh
my child
mostly, some are level 2 or even level 1. You get levels by chatting
Baron Cube Jumpscare
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
guys
no
no
mods ban this fetus, he is too young for half swording
you
only cuz im broke
mods gonna abort the fetus
ye well too bad i have pirated games!!!
not good thing to admit
what 😭
especially in discord
someone going to get MURDERED by the mods
Piracy talk goes against the discord terms of service and this server abides by those rules
holy 2022 humor
So uh, stop?
its always the
🚫 ༝danya, that command is disabled in this channel.
wow
EPIC EMBED FAIL
mods can we abort the fetus already
😐
haha
Mods, Vaporise @gloomy crest off the face of the space time continuum
jfc
mods use this on the fetus
bruh
can you stop talking about abortion and fetuses please?
no, because your normal name is odd and inappropriate
how about you stop saying that word all together
you're gonna be like this huh
alright
them hoes are all over the place these days
i get it
suprise that didnt get put in brainrot museum
im glad this exist
well apparently from past attempts its quite easy to work around
alteast there is somthing
yeah its not really a serious thing lol
i know i was just sayin
u like kratos?
thats the character in his profile picture
catfished
how can you post shit like this and think its ok bruh
it was posted before and mods saw it . all was good
when
are you people okay
jolly mod not so jolly
Well now its not so
this is why I hate #general-catfish-🐱🐟
if you had to deal with caseoh viewers you'd feel the same way gang
why does the word laced have a weird link
wth is that link
maoi of roku and samofsaturn saw it
how do you know?
ah ok the one that popped under the message
gotcha
yea
i didnt ask whom'st i asked when'd
good cop bad cop happening rn
you know... I noticed that all characters in cyberpunk have insanely thick biceps
I don't think militus is taking their side gang
— 24/02/2025 00:45 and it was evena video
in fucking February
i dont think they changed the rules since febuary i could be wrong
minor alterations
ah
istg bro
insanity
true
based by other mods yes . so i think this is the start of a civil mod war
zenonex is the shot heard around the world
so i guess mods have a very different basis of whats alowed and whats not
yes
We're not robots
im not sayin its just somthing ive picked up on i guess 
i didnt do it
it was cringe
Yeah no I get it
laced asthma inhaler
flesh ones
maybe you militus lol
if you really think about
see . thats what a good mod is . others should take notes
i think all mods are good its just really depending on what they personally belive is within the rules
indeed
dont keep pushing now...or i'll have moai make you his mod abuse victim
please
I mean NSFW stuff isnt allowed so me seeing a spore creature with a massive member kind of made me think "huh, we have a rule about that or something"
yeah true
I don't want him to cyber bully me anymore
cmon
moai? too bad im one of his foot gang he aint gonna do a thing to me 
you'd be surprised by how thin his allegiances are
plus it kinda thrown in chat while dealing with another idiot at the time, so timing is important too
True true
i think I should be promoted
to what
I got yoj
thanks
calling who?
Np
when?
perfect
im new here, is there annnnyyyy idea when this game is coming out
sir moai is my guardian
@indigo hare hey your acolyte is acting up please put them in their place.
this year??? hopefuly
oh god...
this is fake btw
its impossible
YEAAHHHHH RIIIGGHHTTTTT
can i be knighted
thank god
I meant to say it's not fake btw
im confident in him
(Its fake)
someone has to be i suppose
roli
i'd invite him in
so if we say anything brainrot it gets deleted?
the movement in this game roks
perfectly cut in half appliances and everything
half a fridge half a coffee grinder half a dog
holy shit
I'm gona be free l8r in the nightt timee
probby like 8ish maybe?
7ish
L L L L L L L L L L L L L L LL L L L L L. L LL L L L L L L L L L L L. L L LL L L L L L
what time is it for you rn
4:35
okie
folley like Rali Folley
Like mick foley the man behind the persona of Mankind who was thrown off the top of the hell in a cell through the announcers table by undertaker in 1996?
What is the song at 3:07 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zCoMjByGJZw&pp=ygUURGFubnkgZ29uemFsZXMgaG90ZWw%3D
Isn’t that that one song from
Like
Metal gear solid
Darude - Sandstorm
I’ve heard that song a million times
You cannot fool me
Human.
i need someone to motivate me. i dont need the "woohoo you can do it!!!" motivation, i need the "fuck you fatass" motivation
let's go to bed grandpa
Arc riderrrrrrrr
Please
I need
darude sandstorn
Some things never change.
Official audio for "Old Man" from 'Harvest (50th Anniversary Edition)'
Get it now at: https://NeilYoung.lnk.to/Harvest50th
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#neilyoung #oldman
#Harvest50 #Harvest #Harvest50thAnniversary
Fuck you fatass
Be motivated
Shit ain’t free though, now that I did it im gonna need something in my Venmo
Drip feeding this guy drugs to think this looks cool 😎
anyway .
the clothing system in cyberpunk feels kinda limited ngl
but the costumes are great
I almost bought yugioh cards today.... but then remembered i didnt have anyone to play it with 😔
Just play the online game, it’s free besides the packs
Yea
half sword better
only real masculine people play half sword
Leaving work at 5:30 pm to pitch black is awfully depressing
Dailylight savings is real bitch. I do not miss leaving before the sunrises and getting home after it sets. Hard to get enough sun on a 30 minute lunch.
I sent you a dm corporal never truth
Hey. Rs3 just passed the vote to get rid of treasure hunter
OSRS came through for them and voted together
They have caved to the suits
Dont say this
The vote JUST happened
They already went back on it?
I am the bringer of lies
I hate you
Hydra Dominatus
Ah you mean halfsword
Could one tank with unlimited fuel defeat 1000 medieval lancers?
nice name @dire ivy
how do i restart the gauntlet

