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That’s because Europeans are a godless race
Inject ts into my veins
Lacking the wonders of pure processed deli ham
i napped


I don't do naps man. Napping is for the birds
Willie could step on me 🤤
cuckold
huh
Made me pull up a tiktok video. Damn you for not catching the reference
Own it, it’s who you are
Yo
That's insane
id this game baded on real life scenarios
This game is actually based on modern day Birmingham
Fine.
are you correct
Objectively
lmao

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
Inka said "that they are stoopid no one bullies the patootie"
Inka said "that they are stoopid no one bullies the patootie"
indeed
That is indeed what my username is referencing to
half sword tommorow
SHUT THE FUCK UU-
No amount of justification can save you
Sneak peek
marshal is high on galaxy lil bro

This is upsetting. This upsets me. I am upset.
pls speed, i kindaaaa neeeeddd this
We asking AI to rate him now?
you want to pet willie's bakery?
Excuse my english good sire
bbl willie
willie got the bakery
Can somebody please paint this
its a BANGER
We should return this
yes
Instead of broccoli hair
Do you think mfs from ye olden days said “We should bring back the codpiece”?
In 100 years, will people look at the broccoli hair and want to bring it back
why is he tweaking
touch willie's willie
They’ve always been able to crawl
never saw em crawl
theyve been able to crawl since the 0.3 demo maybe even before that. rawling got much better in the playtest tho
Nah man they’ve always been able to crawl
in itch?
prepare for the horrors
This night will keep repeating over and over
and over, until you make it to the end
Is there a for sure release date yet since 2025 is closing soon?
tomorrow
tomorrow half sword releases
i saw it on a dream
Bet ty
me when i lie
Please speed, my mæmą is kinda ĥœmľɛ§ş
Boi 🫱
hi
hello
🦐
did they add multiplayer
yoo da real salad fingers?
in the flesh homie
Max verstappen
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
#faq talks about multiplayer
does anyone know if/where we can get old HS builds?
just ask people in dms i suppose
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when is halfsword mobile
You cannot, distributing old builds is not allowed. We can’t stop anyone behind closed doors, but in the server it’s a big no no
alright, thanks anyways
im not tryna get a virus
I love viruses. I collect them.
hath thou a collection?
Hey
mf is singlehandedly keeping the variola virus alive
real footage of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yurp
😭
Christmas release yesterday
sevagoth https://i.ibb.co/Fk3kGQww/image.png
looks good
Holy quads
soon, the only alternative today is Boink Bonk Arena Gauntlet Ragdoll Game Fight
so true I lick Mariah Carey toes
i hate you
hehehehe
u just lost the game
is that canibalism
yes
i have been teleporting bread for the past three days
Halfsword's final boss will be fighting you with a sword cut in half
Messing with scammers is fun
Sunday of grooves ❤️
i love it
damn
Hell yeah dude I dig it
changed his font with nitro
looks fine on pc though
i wonder why the font thing didnt debut on both versions
i can't believe I got the whole username font and color thing as soon as it releases
i feel so much superior than everyone else
its really neat
i wish i could use the nitro color here tho
wet willie on your belly make it smelly bounce like jelly
Hey boy 2015 meme
Goodmalware deathcore when
not my thingy bro 🙂
I know i was kidding
halfsword nft when?
hahah no problemm 🙂
never.
good job AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nah Misinfo has you beat by a landslide
That guy kills chat nearly constantly
dead char
we eating good next month
acoustic improvisation
yum
Half sword massive wars when
🙂
hello pilif
greetings asschomp
how do you make your sword bigger and willie bigger
@fierce hearth is it your birthday today
i have the mod
half sword enhancer
i have it
that's surprising you share the same bithrdya than 2 of my friends rn
and marie antoinette
3 people I know are born Nov 2 surprisingly
Marie Antoinette too
yuh
issue is, she isn't my friend
both suck but out of the two, chocolate chip
so whats ur fav one
where in hs enhancer is the option to make willie and swords bigger
i posted this question beause im eating chocolate chip cookies btw
entity spawner and next to it there should be a settings button in where u can change the size of the weapon and npc spawned
those are good
i love the raisins on em
what do you guys think about snickerdoodle cookies
ok but can you make yourself bigger
i think u cant
you can with a mod called halfsword inhacer
enhancer*
how
sorry i cant type
you have to posses an npc
game releasing tmrw btw
yeah but posses npc feels weird
DO IT IF YOU WANNA BE BIG
im already big enough brosquito
ohhh brain
nope
Maybe https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349832089297752064 could help 
not very active tho so maybe not
Yeha, but if I post in there in english I might get ganged up on again
MANTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its the willie!!!
What would a fire arrow do against armor
idk heat it
🤔
Is this the absolute hobo that appears at the end of half sword and then mimics your loadout or something
Historically fire arrows were used
yeah ik
it would burn the guy and heat the armor and burn the clothes
basically it would set the user on fire wich would heat the armor, making it burn so much it would cook the human inside
i guess
Peak
But
I think these were mainly used as antimaterial instead of antipersonel
I mean burning a guy alive is pretty cruel
makes sense there were fire arrows
on yor belly, a wet willie
For some reason i thought you were the guy with the huge halberd but then realized it was the soldier boss
is the game gona be free
and with the stuff they are gonna add to early access
December 8 2027
8 billion dollar
id sell my own cousins to somalia for half sowrd
billions must pay
i think the price will be $15
$10 for 3rd world
They did a poll regarding the price a while back so it'll probably be based around that
do u accept bitcoin
Are you just messing around with the enhancer
day 3 of EA Tomorrow
i know someone
Jacob doesnt count
One of these days this will be true
day 3.2 of EA Tomorrow
Ngl, I had a strong feeling that an update would be released on Halloween
Well well well its the chatkiller himself
Everyone knows it's always moai's fault
will there be eggs in the early access?
He's
you know...
no
not sure but most likely historical
to my fellow vintage story players
so we know this can't be a bowtorn, it has arms
it can't be a drifter, it's tall and lanky
and it can't be a shiver, because they don't walk on two legs
what the fuck did I just see in my world
none of the mods I have installed, add humanoid creatures :D
besides goons would go crazy
adding onto this; and whose eggs will they be?
is it a mutated version of bowtorn maybe?
like specifically for ruins?
i don’t see how taking a hit to the arm and not being almost immediately out of the fight is historically accurate
iunno, it couldn't be, I don't think any version of a bowtorn has arms
also there's no, ribcage, rope things on the back of it's head
it's like a smooth shiver that said "fuck being on 4 legs"
this is the demo
yeah but like I don’t see the problem with a female character when badass female warriors did in fact exist
I sure hope thats snow
if willie was transported to the modern day, would he be more a frat brother or a shibuya salaryman?
only one that comes to mind is joan of arc
there’s also artemisia of caria
and deborah sampson
drop the topic of females being added, its been discussed to death and its not happening

i wonder why
good question, shame its not getting answered 😔
what part of drop the topic was lost in translation
what's, like, going the highest number of willies you can stack on top of each other?
to the mod creator we go
im sorry bro 😭
if you do they will most likely take it down
they have rules for mods
why would they take that down
that makes zero sense
cause it has to fit lore
in half sword lore women dont exist
to where?
the shadow realm
topologically, is willie gonna be a seven-holed torus in the early access?
is there nice food there?
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
shadow food
thanks scooby doo
i mean better than nothing
its the shadow of food, so it cant be eaten
can it be enjoyed with the nose and eyes atleast
as some professional chefs put it for some reason
you put food in mouth you goober
idk there was some chef saying you have to feast on food with the nose and eyes first
then the mouth
wet willie on your belly
hatred and malice
bows when
This
hey guys, where can i see rules of server?
because i've got problem with mod and don't wanna ask if im not supposed to
thank you
If its a game mod problem you can ask in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1315732845666238484
it's about the ovrdth, some folder problems, thanks, I will ask there
Fresh air, and green grass
There should be a walmart there.
what's mosin man's tag i forgot
@swift carbon
i did a streets raid
i invited kaban and kollontay on my team and they accepted
they all died
but i got away w/ loot tho
Nice
Y'all make me wanna talk about it
I have no reason to
Idc about it
But just to spite you
holy denial
Mantics bird
Nouuuu @plain scroll 👆🏻 😥
:)

<:(

i think i hit him too hard
He's fine
does anyone here know the band babymetal
unfortunately I do
this is my first time ever hearing of this band
i don't listen to japanese music let alone asian music
and someone is crashing out because i don't know it
you listen to metal?
i listen to anything almost
lol
sire, wrong chat
sire this is general!!!!
I mean, I love metal, and I found them out like 2-3 months ago
halfsword there
okay so they ARE obscure
there isnt any rule that says i can only send halfsword stuff there lil brosquito
Pray, sire, not in this channel
people got in trouble before posting halfsword in gen
kinda, the whole genre is cursed to me
like, i understand any metal subgenre, but kawaii metal no
but hey, to each their own
Moai please stop kill chat
Stupid question, how would one know if they’re allergic to their dog?
Ask the dog
get near it or its area
She said go fuck myself and that I should die
Any other suggestions?
Eat the dog
How do I make a poll?
im pissed yo
i died
going with this no
yeah now im jealous
do u play tarkov
Same
oh lord
water
ill go higher than 300 ms
oof
y u piss
damn
I died to a bot because I had rip round and he had stomach protection
In pve
scav?
damn
Rip to the nuts
All of his thoughts are gone
Money
thoughts and balls
WAHHH
Money that I don’t have anymore
how did u get the moneys
I spent like 200 on that game without buying unheard
No clue
ALSO WHY DOES EVERYBODY I ASK ABOUT EFT BUY THE 200 DOLLAR VERSION
I bought the version under unheard
ill just buy the 50 one
is the game worth it
I really want unheard
im broke i cant help broski
I wasn’t asking
my pc is slow af rn
cuz im installing gta 5
because i installed realism mods and it broke
i cant even see gifs broski
Never again
What the flipity flapity is this?!
why are his boobs bigger than hers 😭
Bold of you to assume that's a woman
HE ASSUMED A GENDER, BAN HIM FOR LIFE
OMGGG HOW COULD U DO THAT
U ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON
Agreed

i even have an eft poster in my room, but cant afford the game
god damn, I was just in a match of Arc Raiders and I took too long trying to find this fuckass medical room in the research and administration building so I started to head to extract during like the four minute mark trying to get past enemies sneakily since getting into a gunfight would have took too much time. I managed to almost get there I was so close but I didnt make it and got knocked out by a nuke 🙁
why were you raiding their arc
failure
they deserve it fr
go figure miditus is mid at reading
😏
story just got boring right at the start
ok allow me to summarize kt
I was in game looking but no find lots time wasted less than 4 minutes try to run not make it big boom
half sword is so tuff
We should play some time
you have arc raiders?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ok
Je
I haven’t touched it yet but I do have it
I try look no find time waste try escape but no luck time run out big boom
grass?
wyd rn
I wish there was more grass around here
I just got back from my walk, and was gonna run some far far west with @last whale
oh okie
do you really?
they attract bugs, grow massive, and just a hassle every time if you live alone and have multiple things to do
It's nice, though
maybes afterward!
I like grass but everytime I lay in it I feel something crawl on me
I'm a city slicker and spiders still manage to find a way into my hair
that happened to me once
I was mortified
can anyone help me with mods?? specifically the "OVRDTH'S SELECTION"
is it like Victoria's
yeah. i think
amazing
@swift carbon
yeesh I hate that
Ill hit u up later tho to play arc raiders tho
Shizton you should get arc raiders @last whale
I don't have money for that game </3
i thought arc raiders was free
add capes
RAHHHHHHHH
i love the jank physics, though it does crash my game sometimes
i hope the jank stays in full release
Oke ma'am
Simpler times
whats up my little sweetings
will willie have roleplay-centered emotes in the early access?
how to isolate audio
monday
maandag
imagine miss spelling it, while its written just as is
I'm not used to whimsical European stuff

yes
im reporting this
i see clipping!!!!

i have a bad habit of swinging too hard when im trying to keep a fight going
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gurhrfg
good job
how to isolate audio
put it in a room and close the door
how to chop sound effect out of other sound effect
also Sam did you shave today
no
i don't think you can
i need to
by putting the cookie down
yeah I don't think u can chop a sound effect that's overlayed with another
my iconic scraggly bifurcated twelve chin hairs are back
u can try to find the specific sound that's on top of it I suppose
aint no way
it's a scream from the 90's swamp thing animated series
yeah u ain't finding that
lmao
chin hairs look so ugly if theyre just little strands
please shave them
its called aura bro
@pearl coral help
WHAT!
yay i got nitro
i want this scream from the episode https://youtu.be/7Ve6hzFKkA0?t=382
Enjoy in the adventures of Swamp Thing, DC Universe character! Check other episodes on my channel!
timestamp
I'm not watching alldat
it's an unconfirmed price so they automodded it to nip it in the bud
oh
I'll just say priced maybe 0-100$
this server sucks ass
lol
also yeah ur not finding that at all
halfsword games reportedly bankrupt as it releases its newest game at a set price of 100$
Thanksgiving is next
I'm thankful
for nothing ♥️
meow alarms and meow surprises
record sales actually
(i am the sole supporter)
that's a pretty solid snake
Titanaboa
Hey guys i got royal ghost at 1650 trophies is this good
any legendaries on meta are good, i guess.
bro what is that deck
a swarm AND goblins AND bats
invest in a building
especially cannon, Tesla, or inferno tower
rocket too
expensive projectile
there are better alternatives
log and zap are my personal favorites
tesla is good one for invest imo
THE LOG
unfortunately zap is rendered almost useless if the guy has a eletric wizard
yeah
zap is good paired with Prince though, especially against decks with skarmy or spear gobs
prince has been a good card since the beginning of the game it seems
dark Prince always getting inadvertently nerfed
lmao
mega knight being the elephant in the room but never being adressed
even worse, gave him an evo instead of nerfing
caseoh is unironically one of the worst half sword players
i would not be so sure about that
bro is famous
hahahah i dont matter if is good or bad, he enjoys our game and support us a lot; even if we dont nerf the pitchfork
wym he no diffed that bot

🙂
dark prince is the perturabo of the clash royale universe
I feel like he plays it up allot for his viewers. I bet when the camera is off he is worthy of the HS9.
HS17
i finally arranged a full custom loadout for myself
nice!!!
What is a Streamer streamer?
He is a variety streamer. Does allot of different streams.
it’s meant to be alla tedesca so i’m using all the italian export armor + double reinforced elbows to achieve the germanic arm harness look

A l i e m
before i edited the colors and weapons
oooh, cool!
Like the plain look
genuinely
rali
by streamer streamer i meant that doing streaming is a full time thing
Ah I see. Indeed then he is a streamer streamer.
yeag !!
Streamer streamers scare me
arc raiders mayhaps?
could, but tired + coming down from my meds means it might not be a very good time
r u free tomorrow ever?
I'm so downsies!!
I was gonna say I'll google some stuff to be better at it off rip, but honestly fuck it, lets go in blind!!
I <3 hurting robots (they're unfeeling machines)
by "lets" I mean exclusively me 
ah okie
I hope I like it more than that fantasy extraction game
I forgot what its called but I didn't much like it
ohhhhh
do i have embed perms
I dont have friends to play that with but I also wanted to
I think you will like it more tho, arc raiders that is
shucks
ah, are you not friends with blueberry or gabe or rubber?
You get it at level 2 gang
they alls have it I think
your saying i have to use the server?!?!?
I've tried to play with blueberry but I get nonanswers all the time but eh, I also dont really like playing with discord people
yeah I'm evil
real and fair
It doesn't take too long tho
Trying to change that
well frigg you!
I'd play more games with blueberry if I enjoyed any of the games they all played
I think PEAK was the only one I truly enjoyed
yeah peak is lots of fun
I cannot stand REPO 
I fucking hate repo too bruh
hwat
wahts wrong with repo
Did you get RV there yet?
the main gameplay loop is stwaight up not fun to me
It feels like less cool lethal company
I haven't!
My friend really wants to play with me
did u refund it atleast
gotta get yo money up!
I am working on a solo run.
(which I also dislike on its own)
bahhh it's only $10 dollar
Thats where our agreements end 😭
will you ever play it again
Outlast Trials did the hiding from monsters thing better ngl
I didn't say it was bad or anything, I just dislike it </3
damn I'm scared you'll hate arc raiders lol
but by the time I realized it was my EVIL cup of tea it was too late
I quite like shooters and the like
I'm sure it'll probably be fine
okie
dont mention a game you enjoy in the presence of folley
We'll see
out of fear they will hate it
Unless it is Project Zomboid.
unironically true 😵💫
you know you love a game a lot when the CM knows you love a game a lot 😭
phew
I pay attention....
I could play it for the rest of my life
I know you're a wonderful cm haha
who should get arc raiders
i forgot
I broke my leg doing my cyrogenic winter run, so now it's -90 out and I can't fucking do ANYTHING
Nooone I play with is getting it. I just been sticking to the Finals.
how yall feel about rust
A FELLOW ARC RAIDERS ENJOYET
I can’t have SHIT in KY 😭
I hate rust
morally correct
I mean... fair, but if you do i would play with ya
DbD made my mental health worse
It's a good game. I'm a sucker for extraction shooters
yeah i hate rust ha...
half tempted to get dbd just for alan wake
yknow i needed 221 hours to make sure of that haha...
Do not get DbD
I LOVE THAT SERIES
objectively bad game
ALAN WAKE FOR LIFE
We haven't played a good round of anything as a modteam in hot minute.
fortnite of horror slop
yeah it seemed like blueberry was sort of the force behind most of that, I wasn't a mod then but I heard all about it and was jealous lol
Last game I played competitively was Spectre Divide before it shut down
I know right !!!
last thing i remember was pilgrim
He was a factor for sure. It's hard to find a game everyone enjoys enough to alter their sleep schedule to play as a team.
finals lowkey piss me off after i get on the inevitable loss streak
and then i uninstall
Very true
Yeah and that game lost it's flavor faster then juicy fruit.
You need a good team with you. I primarily play support.
Half sword 4v4 arena hero shooter mod. Complete with a free case of Gfuel
i love minigun heavy
Spyfall is fun, Peak, theres one called cuffbust ive been looking at
it brings me joy turning a light to powder
i bought rainbow 6 siege but never installed it
got it like 2 years ago
keep it that way lol
its gone downhill
yeah
I played like two years after it launched when it was still grounded and fun
now its just eh
it looks pretty sold out\
and the making it free seems like its gonna just be cheater central
eh it was cool when there were less operators and they were all plausible not possible
Now its like the avengers type shit
Same thing happened with for honor when theres just too many
i wish i refunded it
lol
juicy fruit literally melts after a while
it’s terrible
I am starving for a release date
SHAW
I main the spear but minigun is my secondary choice. They call me McWonderBrrrt.
Peak's novelty wore off fast for me. Almost no SP ability.
CHALAMET
mfw friendslop strikes again
Too true. I enjoy when I can challenge myself in a single run. Peak has parts that are just brutal to do alone. Same with Repo and Pilgrim.
i bought repo and never got to play it with anyone
I just thought of Constantinople 😔 💔
Any of you guys watch proximity chat or ratgrave the YouTubers
Is rat grave the roblox one or vrchat troll?
Vrchat troll
I do yeah
You love the man?!😨
Or is the name itself a lie and its like a paradox or sum
Holy guac
ADINO
You do not accuse thee of such execution lower level peasant
trying to find sound effects for this project
WELCOME!!!
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Gonna give this whole YouTube thing a go thx for watching
Every video is recorded using my real voice(you're welcome).
Throughout the entirety of my channel, you will be mesmerized and put into a deep state of bliss. My videos will provide you with refreshing content that is not...
wtf is this supposed to do for anybody
For people who need an echoing scream.
did you listen to it
Yes.
i need an echoing scream and instead got "aaaaauhhhhhhechoing scream 🥱"
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-# cause why would caseoh "coincidentally" start playing halfsword after the "soon" announcement?

