#general-catfish-π±π
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did the devs said anything about launch date?
wet willie on your belly make it smelly bounce like jelly
i mean you are right
No specific date yet. Launch window is anytime from now to december 31st
delayed until december 30th 2029
thank you brother
confirmed by the information i got out of my ass
wet willie in your smelly glutey make it bounce like jelly
battlefield 3 campaign at almost 5 in the morning
life couldn't be better (I haven't been out of my house for half a year help)
I love mercedes benz
if I could buy a kubelwagon I would
BMW
20 year old car you mean normal car?
18 year olds
spooky season
i YEARN FOR THE DAY I SEE A NEW UPDATE PING IN THIS SERVER
@knotty lagoon new update
Its comin
okay ty
currently "we" is represented as the π₯ emoji, so maybe people could be π₯π "we of the earth" or something
Its allways we... But never weed π
im sry if i made yall cry
Nothing ever happens
from such an emotional quote
billions must smile
The game will be released next friday
thanks
tomorow*
UPDATE IS TODAY
Nah, next friday, I saw it in my visions
i was told in a dream
third party sources
i hope one day we say tommarow and then its actually tommarow
Bro my future self told me to look out for john who will he ruin my life
Im confused
Either im tripping out
Or this is fake
hello i'm john autumn mace
ARE YOU THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
perhaps
GET TF AWAY FROM ME
i'll probably do it in like 3 business days , 4 if i'm feeling generous
DONT
Hows the low gravity
my shit keeps flying away
Group erp session on release day?
bet
Holy shit π willies nose is getting CRUSHED by this fuckass helmet
vro is NOT breathing
hi
i made everything up to my number system
also the word for five is supposed to be in.un.in instead of in.un.un.un
mb
This is cool. Wouldnt it make slighlty more sence if red dot = 1 and black dot = 2 so then 3 would be red dot black dot and 4 would be black black 5 red black black. It is cool either way tho 
no duh its an emoji language
true
are you gonna make your own symbols eventually?
no
Interesting idea

its called emoji hieroglyphics
theres no verbs rn so i cant make that many sentences
but you can make sentences like "who is that"
how do you say Willie Halfsword?
π πΉ β
π€β||π (literally "who that")
hold on
so theres no word for "penis" in my language rn

so as "half" and "sword"
so ill have to do a phonetic transcription
nvm theres no symbols with the w sound rn
it is in my phonological inventory and i am adding it soon
but rn
no
you cant say wille half sword π
penar
also if i were to break it down, the π€β means "who" and the || is a space and te person's finger is "that"
π΄βπ΄β« βοΈ
that'll likely mean eggplant when i make the word
lmao
though the double line is space so itll be smth like π΄βπ΄β« ||βοΈ
"1/2 sword"
i think penis is a more important word than eggplant also π₯ πͺ΄
This shouldβve been your first word
For the name Willie you could do it phonetically with Will I or something similar
yes
im gonna make it the last just for you
rest in piss bozo his image will be mocked relentlessly for ages to come
oh right @glad void conlang update
dont care still an awful scum man
ill prolly dm you next time i do a conlang update
anyway
anyone else enjoys pickled ginger?
i just like eating it straight up
next word im adding is "big"
Looking good so far!
is there anythign I can improve
Add willie next
you can't add willie until you have feet
no
my fam loves all things pickled and marinated
have to get to the ginger fast before its gone
Your fam def loves pickled cucumbers
im struggling with expressing concepts like "big" in my emoji lang
would it be cool if i added a conceptual case
like
big could be
β°οΈπ
nah
bing chiling
Did that mountain fart?
Looks like someoneβs personal mod
Minecraft firecracker 𧨠edition
exactly why im not adding it lmao
somebody figured out map editing and reshade
maybe not reshade but certainly map editing
hi
also i believe thats a custom weapon
I will try playing this when im drunk
i was building tunnel in nether
with exploding beds
Now I have a classy name
did the game release yet
Not yet
RELEASE IT
wat is that
releases nov 2nd
someone buy me it when it releasesπππππππππ
WHAT RELEASES
sure i'll buy it for you
early access
me too plz (i dont even know waht game it is)
..WHAT
BRO I THINK GETTING BANNED FOR 30 DAYS MAKES U MISS SOME SHIT
LOL
ikr, very excited for halfsword early access
when it realeases and i get it i will make alot of random weapons
only mod ive made is a goedendag, not historically accurate but good ig
will halfsword ever get multiplayer
i wanna make a hand shovel and stuff like this
maybe
look at faq
alr
hey what custom weapon would u like there to be in half sword (simple one)
if u want ill add it to my random & silly weapon pack when i release it
i didnt make any weapon but i have alot of ideas
im gonna wait for early access tho
a pick would be fun
freak out with your feet out
Hell nur
theres already a pick but if u mean something like this
Toemoe
youre in for a hell of a time
Have you met the keyholder yet?
no i just got past the guy with the sythce
and now im a commoner
Oh youβre in for a time
hi folley
i cut the guy in half
Hellau!!! Hii hruu !! :D
as soon as you reach the last level; remember to turn off blood since it causes crashes
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely
it crashed anyway it said that fatal error or sm
they still haven't shipped out my helmet, im going to burn amazon to the ground, nuke it like johnny silverhand did arasaka
Objectively fair response honestly
Iβm getting PISSED at makeship
Like fym I wont get my spiffo plushie until 2026 >:(
i think im gonna win this game
thats maddening fr, bad when you already paid the money and its not immediately here
also mods dont allow me to say tomorrow anymore π₯Ί π
so i started using dates
Gwuhh why nottt
IT FUCKING BLOWS !!!
Like why did I even buy them </3
ikr, it gets people excited and hopeful, its fun
wet willie on your belly make it smelly bounce like jelly
thank you jiri
me when the misinformation goes too far and is overplayed
Half sword drops tomorrow !
(Lie)
omg really!!!??
im so excited!!!!
thank you for this info!!!!
Of course
I spread only truths and only lies
Whatuhh
are you sure about that
Iβm very sure
Ask me any question and I will tell you the truth or lie!
will willie hav a willie in early access
Half Sword November 06, 2025 EST 7PM 0.6 update
New content
- wet
- willie
- on
- your
- belly
- make
- it
- smelly
- bounce
- like
- jelly
Probably
Ermm, no religion aloowed
you think i am subject to the rules
What is a Willie in half sword?
I fucking hate youtube reccomendations β€οΈ i had to censor what that says btw
willie is literally the only character in the game
Execute this mfs whole family tree β€οΈ
who wont wanna watch that
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
π« gooblie snoobert π«, you can't use that.
π« gooblie snoobert π«, you can't use that.
can a mod pls type in /ghm it wont let me plez
Wairt thebats treue acfualalyy
i am above the law and abuse our members regularly
Youβre just like Leland Coyle from Outlast omggg wowwwie !!
honestly when it was only the itch io demo i thought it would just be a normal gore game but now i really see it, it has potential as a realistic medieval combat game
how do we get that
shaders and half sword enhancer mod i think idk
i mean the map
i think its a developer video so
or maybe its the same map but he modified it
with mods idk
read what people said below
Keeping the peace they say it will be great they say dawg i did a mistake joining the un peacekeeper
Um.. then leave?
Mf dont you relize im keeping the peace
Unkeep it
Dawg they will put me in those 2000s animation about unkeeping the peace whike they talk about grape and such
Like this bro
The announcement will be we are delaying, it will be released after gta 6. Trust
atp i dont know if the release is even real
!
Dawg trip
Watch dogs legion
Is it worth it chat?
maybe
yes π€
pog
yippee
soon
GODDAMN IT I THOUGHT RELEASE DATE WAS ANNOUNCED FOR A SEC
WE ARE SO SOONING WITH THIS ONE
an we get a gore teaser now
why tf is louse on the swadesh 207 list
π
NO ONE SAW THAT
hi
EUUURGH
NOVEMBER 7'TH?
SOONβ’
yyyyyy
how'd willie get its name
he Willie
by the dev team looking down
i assume the community came up with it
well damn
and not the devs
and the devs just ran with it lol
-# soon
EURRRGH π€·ββοΈ
soonβ’
awhhhh. nov 7'th my birthday π
urm embed failure
he has no willie
It started as an inside joke between he first two dev team members.
wait mcwonderglooner. if we guess the date can you tell us if yes/no?
soon like before gta 6 or after?
So now that Half Sword is in Top 10.... can we get EA Date now :)
Correct, we did not want you to feel special.
hi
death
EURRRGH
EA is still coming in 2025.
so tuff
u stab my heart.
i cri
i depres
OHHHHHHH πππ
EA will also be open to everyone? or like closed to buy it
i remember finding half sword on itch before it blew up on steam
it'd be funny if it was scheduled for 31st december but please dont do that
quick question you don't need to answer if you don't want. What price category is the game planned to be in?
Early Access will be a paid experience.
release on nov 7'th or else willie gets it >:)
Even funnier if it was Dec. 31st at midnight.
My costume this year
releeees on noovember zeventhhh or elss willie gets itttt
fire
just a fleshwound
I have a hauberk i made but it broke π
inaccurate i see a phone
Now go in the street and fence any white middle aged bald man :fier:
EUUURGH! ( can I get image perms so I can show you my masterpiece

Pricing is not officially set. From our surveys the average people were willing to pay for Early Access based on the current demo is $20 - $30, we plan for regional pricing where available.
should been a drawing of yourself instead of a phone
Holy peak
HOLY PEAK
go full nintendo 80
hi
LADIES AND GENTLEMENT. ITS CHEAP!!!!
just saying that I would be willing to pay 80 bucks if I needed to
Yeah exactly
what I've been saying basically
$100 would be resonable
vRO i cant even afford a 20 dollar agame π
40K euros just to access beggar tier
200 dollars for one hour of gameplay
yeah i would absolutely buy thatβs solid
what did we do
hope the game comes out this year
Lemme get you my cashapp deets.
it's gonna be similiar to the silksong release except you get more bang for the buck
Your insane.
oh the wishlist
thank you
game will be free on release?
It will be paid.
does this mean we finally get our fucking early access
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GIVE US SUM
what about 60 dollars and then a 20 dollars a month membership to play online 
oh yeah absolutely
its going up in my opinion because they only got 2 months left to announce a delay while everyone thinks its about to come out lol
bro ive been following this project for a long time now, please give us a fucking estimate PLEASE
googoogaagaa
will we get half sword battle pass with TMNT and nicki minaj?
relax
don't forget ice spice
yeah
if half sword is gonna be 30 bucks imma buy it with half the price cause its just a half sword
#announcements whats our reward
ea tomorrow
I cant, I lcheck every notification I get and its always some kind of furniture π
π₯Ή
a little golden star sticker
i just want the damn split screen build atleast
shut up and wait sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
@lofty kindle I don't know if you mind being pinned sorry if you do, but it the game in it's current state more playable on epic/cinematic settings?
Death
CINEMATIC?-
okay next update
mcwonder yknow what ya should do a
GRAND PILGRIMAGE
mode which opens the gates to the arena and you can go out and explore the world in all its glory
in a long toilsome journey to be
the very best.
think of exanima
@glad void do i do all of the words in the swadesh list or just some or most
mosquitoes in greenland
cus some of them are NOT important]
the greatest silly physics medieval game...
like louse
rate my tank guys
looks wise 9/10
go from level 1 peasant to level 100 barony
function wise idk
It's really up to you - I just consider it to be a nice base of vocabulary to build off of. Technically it represents words that are likely to come from specifically from one language rather being borrowed
10/10
ah okay - i'd remove some words like "louse" because they don't really need to be there lmao
more barrel = more gun
decisions decisions...
secret ability: slap people with the barel
Cave Johnson told me the real reason behind aperture

I wonder if they're gonna add crossbows
And I wonder
πΉπ.
oh my god! What are you doing!
I almost thought they removed vcs
What if they added a gamemode for peasants and beggars and it's just a drinking competition then turns into a tavern brawl before guardsmen arrive to kill everyone.
objective, SURVIVE
what if they added a
PILGRIMAGE
mode which is exanima but 1st person
Yeah that one was a meme for me and other people I've conlanged with before π
Cinematic is for taking screenshots, Internal builds are performing well. Lot's of testing still to do, the goal is for EA to be the best performing build to date.
lmao
Excited
final level you have to climb a giant hill with the physics engine
i decided to go off list and add the word "are"
and have a fight at the top of the mointain
What if they added a mode where you call you beat the hired commoners to call your master a bastard
EXACTLY
so you can make sentences like "you are a tree" or smth
that's why it's the final level
one must imagine willy happy
We are not making an open world game. Gameloop is focused on combat.
speaking of "you are a tree" is π||π«΅||π²
is there going to be a unit spawner
what
also is that Loss in your bio?
why is it spoilered
I'm calling it 2030 pilgrimage mode you gotta go on a long quest fighting people as you go along
and climb a mountain
suck my willie!
Very important
I think the tavern brawl & drinking contest is a better idea.
YOU MUST CARRY WATER.
and if you spill it you gotta go get more
I'm a genius
I wonder if they're gonna add crossbows
thwomp, is that or is that not Loss
yous a bich
in your bio?
uh I think I have hook worm
roblox cursed tank sim on desktop
felt somthing is off
the camera angle? cause its like fisheye?
graphics
builds in this game is fun
that happens when i scroll mouse wheel in
yeah their models are ripped from war thunder
noway
Or no. WHAT IF they add a "bumper cars" gamemode but instead of bumper cars, everyone is in a shepherd's cloak pushing each other out of the ring. Last man in the ring wins.
when are you gonna add em
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Early Access.
what early access
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
manidontevenhearyouBITCHASS
I got a friend who has 2.1K hrs on it
thankfully ive quit playing
my highest game time is around 1200
Ive never reached 1k hrs on a game
I've always had a deep respect I mean that most sincere
not in warthunder
You watch your potty mouth in this chapel
This is halfsword discord not the trailer you come home to
how would you guys feel about a dungeon crawler
i feel like ive just casted doom upon myself by adding no case endings to my emoji conlang
a cave diver
this could be us
Time is not wasted if you enjoyed spending that time
now stuf like questions and orders have to be indicated by a sound and a symbol at the start of a sentence
war thunder was time wasted
titanfall 2 was time spent having fun
Grass cuts my feet...
if yaaaal are ever out of ideas hit me up
don't touch grass that's where ANTS have SEX
big 2030 calling it
no one enjoys war thunder trust me
tell that to league players
anything that is gaijin is not a game
just like how you shouldnt drink water cause its passed through someone before
unless you're into that
It's 1% Dinosuar urine.
can i join
you have to carry a boulder up a mountain with the current physics
HELL YEAH
paid dlc
when things become personal
gas is literally dead dinosaurs
Congrats devs
you dont know about supreme commander 2 do you
huge W for HS community
when are they adding joust mode where you can die horribly from a lance to the eyeslit
i know and i know bar too
I want ride horsie
when i cheat out a mafia boss
I wonder if they're gonna add crossbows to the game
Big 2037 calling it
If I remember then I must transcend, I am still enjoying the choas of the lower frequencies.
NO BOWS
YET.
SHUT YOUR STUPID ASS
unless they add a mode where you can fight a bowman
i feel like a good candidate for the "fat" noun would be the pregnant man or the pregnant non-gender
OMGDFNSIHEBGFHWBFHWBFHBWEFHKJWEBFHWEB
Watch how you address my boss
I wonβt stand for it
Iβll sit down and yell at you
Damn good animatronics!
This is upsetting. This upsets me.
who made this
no clue
okay i added questions and orders to my emoji conlang
so if you wanted to ask people if they were fat
you'd write
bunch of tweakers in here
gimme a sec
gimmi like 2037
oh the police is doing sketchy shit? what are you gonna do have them perform an internal investigation? 
if immoderaton this noh appem π
a double || will result in it being spoilered
πΏππ¦π½
works like 80% of the time
skibeedeertoilet
can i test the game plese plese
i am going to behead you
Exactly.
" We have thoroughly investigated our department for wrong doing and have determined there to be no such cases"

y'know what would be cool if it got added to half sword?
crossbows
hell yeah
it would be cool if they added fighting into half sword
im sorry to upset you , this will return your mood to its right placeπ
exactri
saw some police vid of a local department in the town over where a cop just turns directly into a cyclist
what if they also add CBT and that happens to you
bro was on his phone
Cross Bow Time
one more month is all we need
i need a gun as a weapon in half sword π
Yeah and he tried blaming the cyclist.
one more moonth
future mods
why the fuck's the game even called halfsword?
Rightfully. Damn cyclists
idk why people do that
cause you can halfsword your weapon
zaku!
because you can half sword
Why is Mordhau called mordhau?
interesting halfsword lore
Road menaces
what
do you know bar?
actually it's pretty average
(clip is from the boys, all cgi)
his face killing me why he not gaf
Yes yes, itβs not the size of the sword itβs how you use it
commoner boss is wayy too easy. buff him, make him harder
evil
"old people when the card reader says 'remove card'"
or the hand and a half sword
sir i did not text ball
@indigo hare β||π«΅|π¨π€
really now?
English only please
not sure whose balls are you thinking about but its bar
πΏ
π
i was pointing it out if you didnt know
I remember seeing some scary movie on tv while I was a kid where a vampire did this
STOMP ON MINE PLS
shit traumatized me
aw man
listen I was joking when i said they'd add Cross Bow Torture ππ₯
Yeah thatβs right. Your new language? Just tore it to pieces with three words
πΏ π
π¦Ά 
when i was 7 or 8 i was at my grandmas house for christmas n they had one of the alien vs predator movies on the tv, the really dark one.
crossbows
scary
hi
Never gonna happen, kid
ouuuuugh car parrrts
omfg wrong server
confirmed to be qdded
I love eating scrap metal
I'm living with something that just isn't fair
on god
Dementia
@green elk that 1 dude in his car
@hybrid granite
are you gonna eat that exhaust manifold
life is unfair cause we are mortals
Is that red alert?
can I finish it
too many links
oh thanks man
command and conquer generals mod on red alert 3
glorp
no in the other server
I love eating stereos
idk
alr, Im a bit more of a fan of CTA:GOH
I got to hold a church for more than half the match while playing as soviets against germans
you mentioned supreme commander 2
so you like large scale?
i gotta feed my fatass dog
nukin that building
depends kinda
but yeah
ik there is gonna be a successor game to SC2
hop on the half sword vc chat i wanna show you bar
@green elk updating
k
me and mcwonder had a very insightful discussion in that vc
I wud like to hit a clip in vc hit me up pls gng
π
I'm in MEMPHISπΏ
get me out the hood pls
to the den
π||π€
wtf is this
somthing only me and moai of roku can relate to
same
it's pronounced "uh-kΓΌ oo"
with the ΓΌ being the german ΓΌ sound
and it basically means "zip it"
lmfao
I want to eat that
all taken irl I was there
I want
Would it even work?
thank you john browning for this caliber i will put it in a hand gun
#blackrambo #staylegalstaysafe
π||π€₯
Will head explosions come back one day?

One day
Will they be just as common with the candlesticks?
obrez?
?
I think it will take more then that
And what about spaghetti guts?
One day
rifle cut to be pistol
This pleases me.
Gore tech will continue to be improved
its pretty wack ngl
Just remember that intestines are like a blob when taken out, as they are stuck together in a glue like substance.
We can't fit everything into the initial EA release, EA release is where it all actually starts
Looked cartoony and silly af
In the old demo
Happy tree friends logic during that time lol
Dw we will nail these gore aspects with touch of Half Sword
I was playing PZ on a pve server but the leader of the clan i joined left the clan n told nobody
was fun while it lasted tho
When we lose our eyeballs, will we also lose half of the screen? Is that planned? Maybe have it like hardcore henry in first person when his eyeballs come out?
Yes! Yes you will, blood man!
galaxy can you add super blood to halfsword its like normal blood but super
we play PZ now
not a choice
Eyeballs sure
we?
we
yeaster feaster esster
Can you actually add blood texture to look like a galaxy
Texture? Model? Idk im not a nerd
Pretty glitter blood
Happy Halloween folks
Kill Bill mode lmfao
would be diabolical in first person
We are actually doing that, mix of realistic and kill bill
Happy Halloween
whens half sword gonna get an open world prequal with microtransactions
Not ever
Lame
You're lame
π’
I want micro transactions galaxy
we did what
they added microtransactions
Weapon dlc
Tuff
meow~~
"mreow, fuck out the way"
π€||π§π
man man man sleep
WE WANT HORSE ARMOR THAT DOESN'T DO SHITβΌοΈ βΌοΈ
MAKE IT ALL JUST WORK PLEASE
Give me micro transactions and p2p or give me death
Lock everything behind paywalls
Make a dlc thats literally just the complete version of the game and make the base game unfinished
paper man man man sleep
π€
This is just peak gaming
Bravo
That would be so cool actually
What if players on a losing streak in Half Sword PVP have to wear an iron flute to humiliate them for their lack of skill?
And then arbitrarily decide to pull the game so everyoneβs gets deleted, and then put it up again after 3 days and make everyone buy it all over again
omg yesss
havent played half sword in like 3-4 months btw so like anything new
Haha
soon
ok
yall sure there hasnt been any new patches or anything bc im running way better than i remember
my steams broken btw so i cant check
@green elk yo im back wanna get back to vc?
someone dm me please rq
i remember spawning weapons with 1 2 and 3 π₯Ή
Ir emebmber haf sword !!
What is that
Itβs a game where nothing particularly interesting occurs
I love these things, in fiction I've always enjoyed large machinery made for killing giants or dragons or trolls
how dare they ping me for ANYTHING other thn the game releasing!! 
When mcwonder told us he was sending out a ping the first thing I said was: let me prepare myself for the angry impatient people
(im kidding its fine, hence the smadge emote)
I know I was just saying lol surprisingly nobody was angry this time
wait there was a ping?
or is it about steamfest
oh wow i didnt get pinged
Half sword will get a story mode and it's ending will be you fighting the Baron, unmasking him will reveal Willie's face
Fire
tired of the endless suffering of endless copies of himself getting massacred, he took control of the lands to make others fight and suffer as he did
like the lightyear movie
wasnt that just a star wars reference?
midframe
And ur mid
fart slave mask
i keep forgetting I have 11k hours in that game
Mid Midi of Midster
how much the crossover cost them xd
yuuup
IS THIS IN WAFRAME
arc raiders?
the graphics are too good
hi
yeah the gfx is nice
?
hello danya
who the fuck are you
pink role talking
ADAM SMASHER?!
still october here
Is it still spooky for you
well you got black right but i dont think you should say stuff like that here lol
rattling me bones
fishing for players in the open like a douche never been better
Do me a favor and shut up please
nobody gives a fuck bro
you know what to do
Blocking moderation is against server rules
I'm no expert in gun science but
Is the scope supposed to be like that
You will be removed for being toxic atp
being rude is a given to that pos
im no expert myself so idk
Reasonable response
If I may
What happens if a person blocks moderation without even talking to them?
If itβs found out then youβll be banned
Itβs in #rules
he will talk to you personally face to face while hes on your lap staring your soul down
join block all mods, leave
But it is a rule
Yes theres a bunch of those here
If we write and explain in detail every rule then people use that to tread the line
if i may ask why is it a rule?
is it because you cant recive a warning from mod?
ours is not to question why
We donβt make the rules we just enforce them and donβt ask questions
Shoot first ask questions never
why not tho?
π‘
uh oh
You asked a question...
mod abuse to mods
