Did you forget I'm a minor again, you old HAG
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
last whale
drowsy finch
Did you forget I'm a minor again, you old HAG
I have the mentia
dire ivy
sure buddy if it makes you happy
drowsy finch
You make me sick
wanton portal
I'm sorry
somber panther
My bank acc is higher than -171618
🙀
last whale
I have the mentia
open dew
sure buddy if it makes you happy
hi bunnnyyyy
dire ivy
hi bunnnyyyy
hi tomoe
scarlet cradle
https://tenor.com/view/virtual-sin-forgiveness-virtual-sin-virtual-sin-tiktok-si...
drowsy finch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1433449135234613348/w...
You shouldn’t post things like that, you child >:(
last whale
You shouldn’t post things like that, you child >:(
I'm sorry :(
spark quartz
🤢
spark quartz
SILLY HEAD HI
HI SHIZZY
spark quartz
Don’t you work a 9-9
7 to 7 you old HAG
spark quartz
is that a reference to apex legends or somethin
last whale
is that a reference to apex legends or somethin
Unc game methinks
spark quartz
mid by midlight
wanton portal
Did you guys know
dire ivy
how are you bunny
weirdo
spark quartz
Did you guys know
no
last whale
Did you guys know
somber panther
Oh wait that spolotics
how many libreal it take to one log by bolb?
none the to busy ???? genda
dire ivy
i know
spark quartz
none the to busy ???? genda
yeah
dire ivy
you LOOOOVVEEE big feet
drowsy finch
none the to busy ???? genda
last whale
No one saw that
dire ivy
mrow~
last whale
open dew
🪴
last whale
spark quartz
shizton how are you pocket bag spiders doing
last whale
NUH UH
trim copper
i can confirm that shizton eats babies
open dew
shizton how are you pocket bag spiders doing
rip
last whale
shizton how are you pocket bag spiders doing
open dew
lol
indigo hare
If you bring your car to a garage to get work done and your steering wheel is greasy and slimy because you eat in your car, im loosening your lug nuts and disconnecting your brake lines
dire ivy
If you bring your car to a garage to get work done and your steering wheel is gr...
you really shouldn't say this publicly
exotic gust
https://tenor.com/view/mrow-self-control-discord-typing-meow-gif-27360864
damnit
welp worth a shot
exotic gust
https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027
this is so sad
autumn laurel
If you bring your car to a garage to get work done and your steering wheel is gr...
i smear my steering wheel with engine oil before i take it in so they cant
hard swallow
voetsek
wintry ingot
rate the hotdogs chat
dire ivy
where are the hotdogs
autumn laurel
where are the hotdogs
indigo hare
you really shouldn't say this publicly
If you bring your car to a garage to get work done and your steering wheel is greasy and slimy because you eat in your car, im loosening your lug nuts and disconnecting your brake lines
dire ivy
If you bring your car to a garage to get work done and your steering wheel is gr...
exhibit A if someone ever sues you for anything
indigo hare
exhibit A if someone ever sues you for anything
Yes they will go searching into my discord 😎
fluid jacinth
wet willie on your belly make it smelly bounce like jelly
umbral bough
If you bring your car to a garage to get work done and your steering wheel is gr...
with a complimentary layer of dead skin
open dew
ttt
severe imp
what a big boy
open dew
the biggest of them all
severe imp
I really hope this game gets online multiplayer at some point
even if its a janky ass mod lmao
open dew
I really hope this game gets online multiplayer at some point
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
#faq talks about online multiplayer
dire ivy
i wont mind if its later down the line, just iron out the game first, adding what they want to add and multiplayer being the cherry on top
quartz basalt
so its oct 30. 60 days left till year ends....... wen EA
dire ivy
tomorrow
open dew
so its oct 30. 60 days left till year ends....... wen EA
Early Access is planned for Q4 2025 (October–December), with paid access priced between $10–30 USD and regional pricing available.
quartz basalt
i wonder what more features will get for EA Release. maybe we can get some more teases 
open dew
i wonder what more features will get for EA Release. maybe we can get some more ...
#halfsword-chat-⚔ in pins
a lot of stuff is explained there
unreal bay
i upload random screens each monday :()()())()(
open dew
i upload random screens each monday :()()())()(
send me every screenshot u took in 1 message so I can add it
unreal bay
huh
open dew
send me every image file in specifically 1 message so I can forward it
unreal bay
Early Access is planned for Q4 2025 (October–December), with paid access priced ...
there is no price yet :))
drowsy finch
i upload random screens each monday :()()())()(
you should put weird, nonfitting stuff in the background and pretend like it was an accidental leak
unreal bay
you should put weird, nonfitting stuff in the background and pretend like it was...
i ll draw a lil smiley
open dew
there is no price yet :))
my messages cleared it, game will be 10-30 according to surveys and according to the dev stream
drowsy finch
i ll draw a lil smiley
Clearly the first boss of the game
open dew
it won't be lower than 10 or higher than 30
unreal bay
there is no price yet
quartz basalt
so what does mouse guidance mean
drowsy finch
there is no price yet
$70 dollar game
open dew
approximate is clear according to their own words
might not change it, though people already know that
unreal bay
there is no price yet
open dew
there is no price yet
dev stream said 10-30
Surveys said 20-30
i know there isn't a set price as of now
that's why I said "paid access priced between 10-30"
instead of saying a specific number
umbral bough
100 dollars a copy
open dew
100 dollars a copy
basically I guess
umbral bough
non game owners get exiled and are treated as second class citizens in this server
viscid schooner
non game owners get exiled and are treated as second class citizens in this serv...
they get crossbanned from every other major discord server
drowsy finch
non game owners get exiled and are treated as second class citizens in this serv...
really? I've literally never played half sword
all those videos were my friend fr
indigo hare
all those videos were my friend fr
Same here!
unreal bay
dev stream said 10-30
Surveys said 20-30
There is no price yet
spark quartz
really? I've literally never played half sword
poser
indigo hare
I don’t even know what halfsword is
drowsy finch
Same here!
I'm glad I have like minded people in my vicinity
open dew
There is no price yet
the best approximate we have is 10-30
indigo hare
the best approximate we have is 10-30
Danya you are literally speaking to a dev
forest falcon
There is no price yet
50 Denier
dire ivy
50 rubles take it or leave it
drowsy finch
that's like half a dollar
Half a dollar? That
That's like
that's like owning half a sword !!
dire ivy
no it isn't
forest falcon
dire ivy
swords are expensive as shit
latent parcel
that's like owning half a sword !!
Say that again...
open dew
Danya you are literally speaking to a dev
dev that's saying that price isn't set
approximate is 10-30
dire ivy
danya knows the faq and dev announcements better than anyone, even the devs
dire ivy
fyodor dostoevsky would never say that
drowsy finch
https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/B2pP3FKqmRwz2Pu2nbezc0N7jGbJa8v4NQY...
this argument is invalid because that is a wojack
latent parcel
Yall ever just be eatin'
drowsy finch
Yall ever just be eatin'
nah, food deficit
forest falcon
Yall ever just be eatin'
i am
drowsy finch
1 year no food fr
forest falcon
most of the time
mighty badger
i swear that if rdr2 crashes with the FFFF error for zero reasons again i will fucking lose my shit
latent parcel
https://tenor.com/view/badass-skeleton-banging-a-shield-gif-18308893570587427463
Wrong
forest falcon
https://tenor.com/view/badass-skeleton-banging-a-shield-gif-18308893570587427463
stoopid fookin skelly bangin' a shiel'
mighty badger
https://tenor.com/view/badass-skeleton-banging-a-shield-gif-18308893570587427463
gotta love it
drowsy finch
stoopid fookin skelly bangin' a shiel'
forest falcon
oi oi don' say 'at
latent parcel
baka
lucid atlas
badass undead skeletons.. my beloved...
drowsy finch
badass undead skeletons.. my beloved...
dire ivy
virus link
latent parcel
Thought that was going to be a pic
omg
I hate google
I will smite it down with all my might
dire ivy
mrow~
drowsy finch
Thought that was going to be a pic
indigo hare
approximate is 10-30
Yes hes saying Thats not set. Things have been said before that didnt end up true, like the recent update not coming. If a dev is telling you they have no idea on the price yet, the dev is correct 😭
wintry ingot
reposting john autumn mace trailer
latent parcel
https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609
Nooo brooo I swear it wasn't
indigo hare
Yes hes saying Thats not set. Things have been said before that didnt end up tru...
Could it be? Sure. But according to a game dev, it’s not currently known
open dew
moai if the game is 10-30 then u owe me the game
dire ivy
if big man backs down he's a wuss
latent parcel
I eat the school lunch and I don't complain
drowsy finch
latent parcel
https://tenor.com/view/bunny-car-gif-18705239
very productive rabbit
open dew
i know right
mighty badger
i give up on this motherfucker
drowsy finch
Why would he say that
mighty badger
Why would he say that
STEVE
open dew
i give up on this motherfucker
LMFAO
dire ivy
i give up on this motherfucker
isn't that a mod error?
mighty badger
isn't that a mod error?
the same load order was working yesterday
gritty willow
anyone else so ass they never got past militia
mighty badger
thats a skill issue
gritty willow
ik
mighty badger
YEA
lucky me i have TWO games where modding is like jenga so now i will go back to cyberpunk 2077
dire ivy
anyone else so ass they never got past militia
i think the best advice is to just slow down and be patient and not go wailing on them first chance
mighty badger
Albion Online is on gamepass ffs
why do they keep adding free games to their paid subscription
dire ivy
cause the billion dollar company wants to save a cent or two
gritty willow
i think the best advice is to just slow down and be patient and not go wailing o...
the milita boss weapon op
open dew
plançon? yea
mighty badger
my beloved brother
i look at it like a parent looks at a criminal child
dire ivy
the milita boss weapon op
wait for him to attack and then close in, choose a short weapon for easier time, or get a long weapon and knock his spear out of the way
mighty badger
cause the billion dollar company wants to save a cent or two
its the fourth one this semester
forest falcon
Albion Online is on gamepass ffs<:WhyMe:1378165379771404350>
lol
indigo hare
Albion Online is on gamepass ffs<:WhyMe:1378165379771404350>
??Thats a free game
A great one might I add. Played it for years
mighty badger
A great one might I add. Played it for years
it is really good, BUT it being on gamepass has no sense
dire ivy
i played it for a day, some guy added me to his clan and gave a ton of money and then i never played it again
im an evil person
mighty badger
i am trying to download jurassic world evolution 2 on the xbox thing on pc but i forgot how shitty this thing can get
indigo hare
kinda boring
It’s just entirely sandbox
So if you’re not into doing your own thing, yeah easy to get lost or overwhelmed and bored
indigo hare
Main thing is big clan fights and and faction fights. Thats so much fun with hundreds of other people at war. PvP dungeons are hella fun too, dopamine but also very frustrating lol
indigo hare
i mean the controls and ui
Plays like uh
League of legends and other moba’
If you’re good at league you can be good at Albion
mighty badger
League of legends and other moba’
im very good at moba but i hate moba
forest falcon
indigo hare
im very good at moba but i hate moba
It’s always a love hate relationship
mighty badger
https://i.ibb.co/Y79XwS3s/20251030223949-1.jpg
warframe mentioned
indigo hare
I just fell back out of love with smite after picking it up again for the last year
Won’t ever go back to league though
mighty badger
It’s always a love hate relationship
the only moba i tolerate is pokemon unite and smite, smite i just barely hang on actually
ofc leave the wukong out of the jungle, how could that go wrong
dire ivy
i wish my eyes could explode any moba player i see, the world would be a much better place
indigo hare
the only moba i tolerate is pokemon unite and smite, smite i just barely hang on...
Smite is great it’s just frustrating. I also prefer joust. Odin is my goat. Anhur is awesome too. And as mage, hera ofc. I play a few others but those three are my mains.
dire ivy
imagine not unlocking that one thicc warframe with butt physics
mighty badger
Smite is great it’s just frustrating. I also prefer joust. Odin is my goat. Anhu...
my mains were bakasura, wukong, hades, susano'o, olodum
mighty badger
imagine not unlocking that one thicc warframe with butt physics
what
indigo hare
my mains were bakasura, wukong, hades, susano'o, olodum
Screw hades and screw you for playing him 😡 such an annoying god to fight
Wukong is also goated but
Hate fighting him
mighty badger
Screw hades and screw you for playing him 😡 such an annoying god to fight
gotta love when you use one single skill and you take half the health out of a tank!
Bakasura was my MAIN main tho, played him 80% of the time
indigo hare
gotta love when you use one single skill and you take half the health out of a t...
I’ll say though Odin and hades are a hell of a team which is his saving grace in my eyes.
indigo hare
Bakasura was my MAIN main tho, played him 80% of the time
Based. Don’t see him all that often
forest falcon
storm otter
https://i.ibb.co/NnGy4wVV/image.png
w goons
forest falcon
limbo my goat
mighty badger
I’ll say though Odin and hades are a hell of a team which is his saving grace in...
yeah, both were great on their own but together is a powerhouse
forest falcon
carried me while i was playing on xbox
mighty badger
Based. Don’t see him all that often
he used to be popular for some time, and then they nerfed him to the ground but i kept playing him
dire ivy
nezha's pretty hot too
forest falcon
indigo hare
he used to be popular for some time, and then they nerfed him to the ground but ...
Have you played smite 2 yet?
storm otter
dire ivy
https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-313...
you're not disagreeing with me
mighty badger
Have you played smite 2 yet?
not yet, is it good?
i have the small problem of very litlle storage but next year i plan to buy a 1tb ssd and a case for it
indigo hare
not yet, is it good?
It’s different. Im not a big fan of it right now. Besides champs missing still ofc. They changed a lot of the items and gods abilities, for the worse imo. Smite 1 builds will not work at all in smite 2. And things just lack impact. Kinda hard to describe. The example I give is odins spear throw ability. In 1, it makes contact, impacts on hit. In smite 2, it just phases through them. Just small things like that, which make it feel not as good
And small things make games just as much as big ones
mighty badger
And small things make games just as much as big ones
if only game devs understood this
mighty badger
It’s different. Im not a big fan of it right now. Besides champs missing still o...
i see, going to keep keeping away from it then
mighty badger
It’s different. Im not a big fan of it right now. Besides champs missing still o...
also did you see that new br mode for battlefield 6?
looks promising
EA's CEO definitely sold his soul for success because the way they are treating BF all of a sudden is a complete 180 from their previous attitude
oh shit FNAF Into the Pit is free on epic rn
indigo hare
also did you see that new br mode for battlefield 6?
Nah i havent played 6, or followed it at all really. I kinda lost interest in battlefield after 3 and then the ww1 one.
indigo hare
EA's CEO definitely sold his soul for success because the way they are treating ...
This is a given. It’s EA
next to Ubisoft, worse company in gaming
open dew
early access feo
mighty badger
next to Ubisoft, worse company in gaming
ubisoft has been taking the crown lately
indigo hare
ubisoft has been taking the crown lately
The shitty thing is Ubisoft used to be really good 😭
mighty badger
The shitty thing is Ubisoft used to be really good 😭
i hate having grown up on stuff ubisoft produced just for them to have the biggest falloff possible
drowsy finch
shout out to these things
mighty badger
there are leaks that say the black flag remake will have looting and leveled armor/weapons
opaque forum
oh shit FNAF Into the Pit is free on epic rn
bendy and the peak machine is also free
mighty badger
bendy and the peak machine is also free
yeppers
got both
wont play either since i dont like horror games
mighty badger
who doesn't like horror games
people with cardiac problems
i mean some people with such things do like horror games but i dont really
opaque forum
mighty badger
i will try to get back into fnaf though
pearl coral
got to say “look what the cat dragged in today”. felt powerful.
potent yew
hi
pearl coral
quick torrent
civic ivy
Bonus points for using genuinely
lucid atlas
<:willipy:1202515559317504030>
The jester makes his timely appearance..
open dew
I hate the bottoms
didn't know you were a top
pearl coral
I am back now
what
pearl coral
bell: UNRINGING
open dew
LOL
potent yew
bell: UNRINGING
blep
potent yew
Mods r too goated
dire ivy
I hate the bottoms
homophobic mod
spark quartz
homophobic mod
nah Easter just hates competition
indigo hare
Put some respek on my name
digital coyote
Put some respek on my name
Disrespek
rain nimbus
when is halfsword full release
indigo hare
kawaii adolf hitler pfp
indigo hare
when is halfsword full release
Change your pfp or the boot you will TASTE
Actually
Im just gonna make you taste the boot
rain nimbus
wait what
indigo hare
wait what
Damnit
You responded before I could do it
Change your pfp
Since Youre in chat, im gonna give you a few minutes
dire ivy
Imagine if we decided to ban all minors, we’d be missing out of a lot of hitler pfps
indigo hare
Imagine if we decided to ban all minors, we’d be missing out of a lot of hitler ...
Adults are no exception, and arguably even worse about it
umbral bough
pfp has been changed and the gulliotine has been avoided
indigo hare
Fat cat
silver charm
Crisis averted
lime harness
now guys, hear me out
you don't, need them, need them, riiiiight?
I need that bbq bacon burger,
vestal tartan
is there a mutliplayer version?
last adder
umbral bough
HS7 thread
last adder
now theres two
somber panther
Adults are no exception, and arguably even worse about it
hitler pfp minors can grow out of it
adults are a lost cause
sadly
wintry ingot
too much times to count that ive seen this
kanye is an easy example of this
last adder
yeah!!!!!!!!!
last adder
tru th
glass solstice
@raven saddle i was in the wrong thread. I agree lore would fit. I thought I was in #1433050994056495134
untold wraith
Adults are no exception, and arguably even worse about it
I don't like that meme
Shot that shit down IMMEDIATELY
spark quartz
I saw you rat
untold wraith
I saw you rat
You saw nothing
spark quartz
You saw nothing
hey misinfo
untold wraith
Hey spoopy
spark quartz
🤫
somber panther
too much times to count that ive seen this
ive seen that shit in person more than ive hoped for
indigo hare
Hey spoopy
Dont listen to him
spark quartz
Dont listen to him
fuvkahh easter
last adder
ive seen that shit in person more than ive hoped for
in person is crazy
indigo hare
You keep being you, dont let the singular hater get you down
spark quartz
green gobler
last adder
gobler
untold wraith
You keep being you, dont let the singular hater get you down
I wasn't planning on changing because spoopy hates funny dw
forest falcon
Adults are no exception, and arguably even worse about it
you mean manchildren?
somber panther
in person is crazy
somehow people look at the history of this land and want a repeat of the worst disaster in its history scars of which are literally visible for all who have eyes to see
barren dock
Wth is this even for
somber panther
motherfuckers were raised in a wrong set of morals
barren dock
Yo i love torturing the bosses and cutting them to pieces
indigo hare
you mean manchildren?
The older you get the more you realize adults are just grown children. Im no exception. Im just not a hateful idiot. I mean I am a hater but that’s different
spark quartz
easter moment
spark quartz
see
forest falcon
The older you get the more you realize adults are just grown children. Im no exc...
i meant it in a slightly different way but yes that too
indigo hare
No im saying me in shock
last adder
somehow people look at the history of this land and want a repeat of the worst d...
its because they genuinely believe in the ideology of it for some reason
indigo hare
It’s definitely YOU
spark quartz
uh huh
barren dock
It's a wrap for whoever did this
GODDAM
A whole week is lwk sad
What could have bro possibly done
indigo hare
i meant it in a slightly different way but yes that too
I getcha
somber panther
its because they genuinely believe in the ideology of it for some reason
im not talking more about this im already pushing the limits with that
last adder
yeah lmao
little talon
somber panther
The older you get the more you realize adults are just grown children. Im no exc...
people live only once
somber panther
we learn all life
indigo hare
Nevermind
untold wraith
What could have bro possibly done
How to pour lemonade all over your car tutorial
barren dock
You guys ever feel like peasant is the best tier like istg
last adder
Yeah
indigo hare
Ive been prego’d
somber panther
anyway im bored so have cornflower
barren dock
How to pour lemonade all over your car tutorial
untold wraith
Ive been prego’d
smoky portal
maoi
barren dock
Going back to hanalulu just to get that
indigo hare
Man Cormier let himself go
🫵
somber panther
i miss june
indigo hare
<:HyperPreggers:1319577484655726592> 🫵
😡
untold wraith
Man Cormier let himself go
Dc joined ultra heavyweight
indigo hare
U idot
raven saddle
<@1084346639369654345> i was in the wrong thread. I agree lore would fit. I thou...
oh ok
barren dock
When i didnt move schools
spark quartz
Dc joined ultra heavyweight
Remember when wings of redemption and boogie fought eacither
untold wraith
Dc joined ultra heavyweight
Its called sumo wrestling
indigo hare
I look out the window at 6pm to see pitch black. This is the WORST time of year. Actually it gets worse in winter but
little talon
indigo hare
Fuck I hate half the year
somber panther
next summer ill be out of school and in the job market
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/bpk-suspicious-cat-gif-17789357722703982067
fuckahh cat
somber panther
hopefully with enough time off to look at sunsets over the fields of flowers and grain
smoky portal
cuz glasses dirty
indigo hare
fuckahh cat
Please don’t
somber panther
for now cant wait for winter to kick in
spark quartz
Please don’t
😐
somber panther
and the snow and drost
forest falcon
i lowkey hate regular emoji
somber panther
frost
forest falcon
in general
somber panther
:regular:
forest falcon
shit's corny as hell
spark quartz
shit's corny as hell
🤣
somber panther
I look out the window at 6pm to see pitch black. This is the WORST time of year....
night <3
indigo hare
😎
untold wraith
Remember when wings of redemption and boogie fought eacither
Wasn't one of those fellas the let me smell ur breath guy
Boogie
Yeah
spark quartz
Wasn't one of those fellas the let me smell ur breath guy
Thats boogie
somber panther
the bad part of this half year is how fucking damp it is
untold wraith
Boogie didn't click in my mind for some reason
forest falcon
🤣
old people be sending this together with their condolence messages about someone dying
somber panther
continental europe spring and autumn aka the mud that kills armies
spark quartz
Easter is like a lolcow of this server if you think about it
forest falcon
🥀
indigo hare
old people be sending this together with their condolence messages about someone...
Grandma passed away 💀 im so upset, crying 😂
spark quartz
old people be sending this together with their condolence messages about someone...
sorry about your husband dying 😭
forest falcon
real
untold wraith
Easter is like a lolcow of this server if you think about it
Daniel Larson of the server
umbral bough
I look out the window at 6pm to see pitch black. This is the WORST time of year....
wait until daylight savings is gone
smoky portal
spark quartz
grandpa died,: heart attacks 😩 😂
indigo hare
wait until daylight savings is gone
No im not going to
forest falcon
Grandma passed away 💀 im so upset, crying 😂
R.I.P Katherine 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 😭 😭 😭 😭 🕊️ 🥹
untold wraith
No im not going to
Daylight bakings
smoky portal
wait until daylight savings is gone
the capitalists dont want you to have daylight savings so they take all your daylight
indigo hare
grandpa died,: heart attacks 😩 😂
Rest in peace grandpa😂
somber panther
Daylight bakings
my ears
smoky portal
weedman
spark quartz
Rest in peace grandpa😂
I miss my mom 😬 😂 🥵
smoky portal
bezzaro weedman be like: its never 4:20 anywhere
untold wraith
Y'all don't even wanna see my Emojis
indigo hare
I miss my mom 😬 😂 🥵
Mom ❤️ is in heaven 🕊️ 😥 i dont know what to say 🤭
untold wraith
Grandpa died
forest falcon
spark quartz
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/204-5f33e62f77cd6_...
that horrible, rest in peices mom 🥳
forest falcon
smoky portal
oh...
untold wraith
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/face-with-tears-of...
Rip to all the Shane's out there fr
spark quartz
imagine being named shane
forest falcon
smoky portal
imagine being named shane
i was about to write that and it felt too hateful but thank you
untold wraith
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/203-5f33e57554f8a_...
You're pushing your funny streak
forest falcon
ye
untold wraith
Don't kill chat son
spark quartz
i was about to write that and it felt too hateful but thank you
what can I say I'm a hater
indigo hare
i was about to write that and it felt too hateful but thank you
Never be afraid to hate for no reason
forest falcon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
smoky portal
put val back in they cage NOW
forest falcon
spark quartz
Don't kill chat son
bro you have more chat kills than a ww1 fighter ace has plane kills
indigo hare
put val back in they cage NOW
This is hateful, Youre going to be sent into timeout
smoky portal
goodnight
indigo hare
I don’t even..
untold wraith
Delete that
smoky portal
no
untold wraith
No politics or I'll abuse and mute you
smoky portal
indigo hare
No politics or I'll abuse and mute you
Wonderfully said. It compelled me
It’s deleted
smoky portal
wow
indigo hare
wow
Dont backtalk a possible moderator in training please
He will remember it down the road
And use it against you
Like a good moderator
smoky portal
i didnt eve think its political i just sent it of the W bush in pijamas
indigo hare
i didnt eve think its political i just sent it of the W bush in pijamas
WAIT
untold wraith
Moai
smoky portal
Who was George bush again
indigo hare
Thats you when I’m done with you
indigo hare
Sorry boss
untold wraith
Lmao
smoky portal
maoi
indigo hare
Yes
untold wraith
Wow
untold wraith
smoky portal
wind geode
lofty kindle
worldly forge
Wonkaing my Willie rn
raven ore
we wont die
drowsy finch
we wont die
REALAL WE SHULD PLAY
raven ore
noo, sorry folly
pearl coral
shrewd carbon
sly peak
indigo hare
Are those gator skin boots
indigo hare
what did i miss
You getting banned
mystic marlin
no shot i’m drinking one of those rn
pearl coral
Are those gator skin boots
artificial caiman
mystic marlin
look at me go
untold wraith
Are those gator skin boots
patent jungle
You getting banned
w-waht 
unreal bay
look at me go
patent jungle
MARSHAL!!!!!!!!!
mystic marlin
https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-car-silly-cat-sad-scary-gif-12889095585962936860
i needed a nice background so i went into the creepy room with no lights in it
patent jungle
unreal bay
i needed a nice background so i went into the creepy room with no lights in it
can i have a sleep over at 3am there?
mystic marlin
yes
unreal bay
MARSHAL!!!!!!!!!
LOPS!!
unreal bay
#announcements ! much more
unreal bay
i ll dress up as willie
unreal bay
NEW MAPS????? HOLY SHIT
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1279922212421505149 leaked blood and gore
mystic marlin
i was going to like not bathe for three months and then wear like a creepy cultist robe with like dirt on my face and stuff and it was going to be so creepy
patent jungle
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1279922212421505149 leaked bloo...
huh
unreal bay
i was going to like not bathe for three months and then wear like a creepy culti...
please do bath
patent jungle
someone leaked wip?
mystic marlin
please do bath
sadly i bathed today
unreal bay
pheww
unreal bay
someone leaked wip?
"leaked"
patent jungle
also are we getting new models? in the images i see a bearded man
to be honest looks like frank
pearl coral
also are we getting new models? in the images i see a bearded man
no those are optical illusions
unreal bay
mystic marlin
i leaked all of. it it was me
unreal bay
📸
mystic marlin
A WILLIE BREATHING SYSTEM?
What a medical miracle
unreal bay
beam ng of medieval games
patent jungle
beam ng of medieval games
now we need to be able to drive willie like a car
quartz basalt
i was going to like not bathe for three months and then wear like a creepy culti...
u could do the same by rolling in mud and then dress up as the cultist robe that way
mystic marlin
u could do the same by rolling in mud and then dress up as the cultist robe that...
that would be disingenuous
patent jungle
would be cool if weapons like swords could break and deform
patent jungle
imagine ur sword breaks or bends mid fight
mystic marlin
imagine ur sword breaks or bends mid fight
imagine it bends and you use it like a hook and it kills willie
so awesome
pearl coral
imagine ur sword breaks or bends mid fight
bending would be nice
to simulate real movement from whiffing a stab into plate
patent jungle
yeah and shields breaking, or being deformed and damaged mid fight. not directly breaking but leaving visible marks
and they could be penetrated, getting ur blade stuck in the shield or would be really hard to pull out
quartz basalt
that would be disingenuous
well if u want to be filthy. thats one way
mystic marlin
well if u want to be filthy. thats one way
ok but rolling in the mud? what are you trying to say? i’m a pig?
patent jungle
yeah fr if its gonna feel like using a plastic sword from temu and it breaks in 1 hit then it would be annoying
but like hitting a shield or something hard over and over will leave marks
patent jungle
jodeer, enriqueeeee
pearl coral
yeah fr if its gonna feel like using a plastic sword from temu and it breaks in ...
oh my gosh it would be so cool if you had valets that had other weapons you could grab from them to use
patent jungle
oh my gosh it would be so cool if you had valets that had other weapons you coul...
frrrrr
also for the new maps add something like vases or stuff
pearl coral
Like ts
patent jungle
that like if u lose your weapon u smash a vase on willies head
pearl coral
i hope there are modes that are different real life duel formats
patent jungle
yeah
and make willie more smart and stuff because i find the playtest rn pretty easy
basically more realistic combat since willie is really easy to beat at the moment
like better npc reflexes, dodging, blocking and atacking
tawny spear
I’m hoping for a tournament style mode where you can gain fame/infamy based on your actions
Would be really cool to see your armor and style match that of a villain/hero as time progresses
Peasant revolt would be pretty based too
patent jungle
tawny spear
25 unarmed Willie’s vs like 2-4 knights
patent jungle
I’m hoping for a tournament style mode where you can gain fame/infamy based on y...
would be cool
tawny spear
would be cool
Like if you execute a surrendering opponent there’s consequences m
patent jungle
25 unarmed Willie’s vs like 2-4 knights
100 men vs 1 gorilla ahh situation
tawny spear
Like the crowd or the royal guard being alerted
patent jungle
yeah like in rdr2
tawny spear
Or your armor or persona matches that
violet garden
yeah i hope the item durability is realistic
yes i hope they make it so my sword crumbles to dust, steel blade and all, after killing 4 men with it
pearl coral
Would be really cool to see your armor and style match that of a villain/hero as...
your gear will be customizable
i doubt there’ll be very many if any morality focused armors
pearl coral
yes i hope they make it so my sword crumbles to dust, steel blade and all, after...
would be tuff if it got like stepped on or something and snapped then you can use it like a dagger ..
untold wraith
Yellow
violet garden
would be tuff if it got like stepped on or something and snapped then you can us...
if you could step on enemy swords to break them i would do this in every fight just to style on em
untold wraith
if you could step on enemy swords to break them i would do this in every fight j...
You're that fat?
pearl coral
The student who preceded me beat his opponent’s sword to the ground. Now I am going to complete his play, as follows: after I beat my opponent’s sword to the ground I stomp on it with my right foot. This will either break it or prevent him from being able to lift it. But wait—there’s more. As soon as I have pinned his sword to the ground with my foot, I strike him with the false edge of my sword under his beard or into his neck. And then immediately I will return with a downward strike of my sword to his arms or his hands, as you see drawn here.
pearl coral
if u can do that to a sword then its a shitty sword
it’s literally in a fencing book big dog
swords break under enough pressure
pearl coral
maybe break poorly made one
it would break a normal one if you put your foot in the right place
they are not unbreakable
we literally are not allowed to stomp blades in hema because they will break
arctic abyss
https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-brian-griffin-peter-griffin-i-love-chocolate-chocolate-gif-4486969
Brraim
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/duck-splash-bottle-water-squirt-gif-17590292
First the cat now the duck. Is there no end to your cruelty?
drowsy finch
First the cat now the duck. Is there no end to your cruelty?
It wasn't ME who blasted that thing with water
drowsy finch
I know it was you!!
drowsy finch
he's rubypulido15
easter is rudypulido15 :(
open dew
what!!!!
drowsy finch
I thought his name was John Moaii :(
open dew
i can't believe this..
indigo hare
I thought his name was John Moaii :(
Thats my father
open dew
are you John moai the second
indigo hare
Doctor professor sir John moai the second
open dew
junior
indigo hare
NNN is coming
faint dragon
Its za hard truth
mighty badger
Its za hard truth
HA
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/never-say-those-words-again-mason-kane-richard-madden-cit...
Brainrot filter that
untold wraith
Now git ready lads
pearl coral
hi
indigo hare
i took out the silmarillion from my local library and this shit is great, but it literally reads like the bible lol
faint dragon
Dog doin
pearl coral
la hire and joan of arc and… gilles de rais… in a messed up, retrospective, “world history has a well-written plot” kind of way
worldly vapor
la hire and joan of arc and… gilles de rais… in a messed up, retrospective, “wor...
wolrd history has a well written plot
everything is British
open dew
hi
pearl coral
hello !
severe fulcrum
The student who preceded me beat his opponent’s sword to the ground. Now I am go...
pearl coral
media art project where we have to make a movie trailer
my movie takes place in the forest so we’ve been trying to film in the forest
we’re also stupid so we get lost at night with dead phones and things of the sort
faint dragon
media art project where we have to make a movie trailer
Add half sword
pearl coral
literally 3 miles deep in the WRONG stretch of the woods at 7 PM (pitch black) with <5% phones
only a shillelagh for self defense
shit was like the blair witch
faint dragon
Bring a willie for self defense
pearl coral
hasn’t helped so far
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/dumb-ahh-pumpkin-dying-gif-866545443175125637
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
still scaffold
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pearl coral
i need a haircut
pearl coral
i forgot my contract ends in november
still scaffold
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/f...
spoopy mod cam
spark quartz
spoopy mod cam
false
quartz basalt
i did a fight that lasted 10 min :o
open dew
media art project where we have to make a movie trailer
huhh
did someone else get a project of spongebob
because one of my friends got the same thing but SpongeBob themed or soemthing
cobalt shoal
pearl coral
did someone else get a project of spongebob
no
it’s an original horror movie concept you have to write and then make a poster for and then make a trailer for
worldly vapor
The student who preceded me beat his opponent’s sword to the ground. Now I am go...
may or may not lose a limb trying this. thanks!
indigo hare
it’s an original horror movie concept you have to write and then make a poster f...
You should dress up like Willie
gusty lintel
Can you pin bits after you sent the message on twitch
pearl coral
may or may not lose a limb trying this. thanks!
the counter thrust is a comparatively low variability set of plays
most likely worst case scenario is you take an advancing step when you wanted to step on their sword but that just means you’ll probably be the first to grapple
worldly vapor
most likely worst case scenario is you take an advancing step when you wanted to...
your optimism really is quite something isnt it
pearl coral
your optimism really is quite something isnt it
do you have a pessimistic counterpoint
worldly vapor
do you have a pessimistic counterpoint
something shitty will happen and I will lose one of my body parts
how? i have no idea
he will probably do a drag cut on my achilles heel and then chop my head off
yeah thats it
pearl coral
he will probably do a drag cut on my achilles heel and then chop my head off
sca ass maneuver
keen shore
i did a fight that lasted 10 min :o
who won
quartz basalt
me
crimson garden
outsourced so “go to hell”
This entire exchange has me cackling dawg☠️ “so go to hell and bye” will be my new way to tell friends goodbye
pearl coral
pearl coral
https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-gif-25175746
have you seen them
worldly vapor
have you seen them
no
faint dragon
A work of art indeed
worldly vapor
okay the garage knight is actually pretty cool
the rest are cringe
OH
i know this
Society of Creative Anachronism, innit?
its like a british larper club
Lindybeige was in it
pearl coral
its like a british larper club
its an everywhere larper club
the main issue is that there’s no cohesion no matter what and armor is always either super overbuilt or bordering on normal clothes
worldly vapor
the main issue is that there’s no cohesion no matter what and armor is always ei...
okay but garage knight is so dark souls
it has a dark fantasy vibe I like
his armor looks rusty and dangerous tho I cantl ie
worldly vapor
https://tenor.com/view/hapi-fish-catfish-gif-18198127210960327762
scary october
pearl coral
his armor looks rusty and dangerous tho I cantl ie
his knee cop is also literally not touching his leg
faint dragon
Badass
spark quartz
I cant believe October is almost at its end
cobalt shoal
worldly vapor
his knee cop is also literally not touching his leg
its so funny thats what i like about it
the armor is itself a weapon
a danger to everyone in the room
faint dragon
I cant believe October is almost at its end
I cant believe 2025 is getting closer to ending
pearl coral
you can either make your armor out of literal plastic or full harnischfechten steel
worldly vapor
you can either make your armor out of literal plastic or full harnischfechten st...
do they allow cardboard
spark quartz
Ever since 2020 life is now so damn fast
fr gang 😭
obtuse scroll
Are you guys going trick or treating?
pearl coral
do they allow cardboard
probably
i also constantly see mfs with sca kits like this in real armor discussions
like dude just because the people around you can’t tell the difference between accurate and not doesn’t mean that you’re a scholar
worldly vapor
like dude just because the people around you can’t tell the difference between a...
yea
i think its fine as long as they KNOW they look like a cheap garbage bandit in an RPG
pearl coral
worldly vapor
but i hate sm how they THINK they are wearing real armor
pearl coral
brotha YOU don’t have a horse in this race
spark quartz
Are you guys going trick or treating?
I'm 27
worldly vapor
armor never became obsolete is crazy
worldly vapor
whats they even mean by armor is never obsolete
spark quartz
might go to the city near me and get drunk
worldly vapor
might go to the city near me and get drunk
near you
do you live in a cave outside of the nearest parish
subsisting off the land
worldly vapor
isnt this just a sallet tipped backwards?
pearl coral
mfs will drop hundreds of dollars on harness to fight in and then write this sincerely
pearl coral
isnt this just a sallet tipped backwards?
it’s literally just a grand bascinet
spark quartz
do you live in a cave outside of the nearest parish
nah the town i live in is very boring and small, it has one bar. The city I'm near has wayyyy more stuff
worldly vapor
it’s literally just a grand bascinet
oh yeah the ventail kinda gives it away doesnt it
worldly vapor
nah the town i live in is very boring and small, it has one bar. The city I'm ne...
as long as you have beer and a house waht else do you need
pearl coral
oh yeah the ventail kinda gives it away doesnt it
what does he even mean sallet form of a greathelm over a bascinet
just throwing out words
worldly vapor
what does he even mean sallet form of a greathelm over a bascinet
that was crazy
i would either think it was simply a tipped back sallet or a bascinet
how do you even make a sallet form of a greathelm
thats like saying a helicopter form of a motorcycle
it doesnt work
as for the over bascinet part, maybe he saw the ventail and thought it was connected to one of those little bascinets that go under greathelms
idk
pearl coral
that effigy is included in me publication fing
that extra crack in the faceplate makes it look like it has more plates than it does
why did i just hear a cartoonish gulp behind me
am i about to be murdered by wile e coyote
nimble karma
nah the town i live in is very boring and small, it has one bar. The city I'm ne...
My exact situation lmao town of 3000, two bars, city is like 25 minutes away
Midwest tinggggs
spark quartz
My exact situation lmao town of 3000, two bars, city is like 25 minutes away
haha I'm not even in the Midwest and thats my entire situation rn
Closest city is like 35 mins away
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/roblox-funny-roblox-suit-roblox-tux-roblox-meme-gif-15378...
Avatars of all time
last whale
gloomy crest
Little known fact! Few people remember the Noise
quartz basalt
so i decided to tone down the blood in HS, and it runs better fur me :o
quartz basalt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHYUAk6zn2Y
HS better be $40 fur me, so i can afford this
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-dink-it-he-cant-drink-it-thirsty-cat-kitten-gif-2...
SHIZDONESIA
small spoke
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1430791642834665623/R...
Hello Cambodian man
last whale
Hello Cambodian man
open dew
ttt
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/hi-smiley-face-yellow-gif-8004301841562115300
not even denying it anymore
last whale
not even denying it anymore
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1293996661315469354/1396808845560385627/c...
nicotine
small spoke
silly head
spark quartz
how goes
open dew
@supple field hi rowy
open dew
on god?
open dew
ooh
open dew
i agousm reply minecraft
open dew
hi High
supple field
what is agousm
last whale
Mr. Marshal hi
unreal bay
Mr. Marshal hi
Mr. Sizzy hi
supple field
wha
supple field
i get like that when im extra sleepy
small spoke
open dew
i get like that when im extra sleepy
drank little
frosty stratus
spark quartz
wi wi cat my beloved
spark quartz
nic selfie
small spoke
yep
dire ivy
Guten morgen
unreal bay
wi wi cat my beloved
Same here, and the death stare
dire ivy
I love that hitting their necks real hard causes them to choke
open dew
Im so Dead
spark quartz
Same here, and the death stare
the cats like "are we deadass right now"
craggy trail
I’m Willie
dire ivy
Im so Dead
Hi so dead
open dew
Hi so dead
?
open dew
Seems like you’re up past your bedtime
No
faint dragon
I’m Willie
Hello Willie
wanton portal
supple field
who up all cozy rn?
spark quartz
Brown bricks in minecrap
wanton portal
Brown bricks in minecrap
small spoke
https://youtu.be/zq6fBkinjZc?si=mZ-p15HleU-0p0Qr
So true king so true
fluid jacinth
wet willie on your belly make it smelly bounce like jelly
tawdry wadi
Will there be any ragdoll physics improvements to the new EA?
severe cloak
wet willie on your belly make it smelly bounce like jelly
bars
faint dragon
Will there be any ragdoll physics improvements to the new EA?
Def
lavish blade
actually good idea i might add. anyway here's my vocabulary rn. do i dm you the doc or smth
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/halloween-pumpkin-october31-gif-12795003
It is the day of unjolly
wanton portal
It is the day of unjolly
faint dragon
Nice
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/spooky-posting-scary-posting-halloween-gif-16768369496786...
insane
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/spooky-posting-scary-posting-halloween-gif-16768369496786...
I still remember some 2021-2022 yt vids back then of friggin razorblades found in candy
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-asian-guy-chinese-guy-swords-tiktok-filter-gif-474...
Tragic death
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-asian-guy-chinese-guy-swords-tiktok-filter-gif-474...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOO
runic cove
half sword tommorow
faint dragon
Hopefully
severe leafBOT
veles\_zosimus
spark quartz
insane
forest falcon
what
glad void
actually good idea i might add. anyway here's my vocabulary rn. do i dm you the ...
Looking good, keep it up!
little talon
forest falcon
Reminder this was in the recommended
waxen heart
https://sun6-23.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/EGwWZK3mlVXr5RGfBSbBQFpki-dv3xfAaFLFNw17UTb...
Roblox is wild
craggy trail
https://sun6-23.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/EGwWZK3mlVXr5RGfBSbBQFpki-dv3xfAaFLFNw17UTb...
I’ve seen far worse
forest falcon
same