#general-catfish-š±š
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Is it true??????
hello
fuck is this š
hi rowy 1!1!1!!
i am extremly intoxicated and have a gun in my waist band
thank you for sharing frankie
mine gawd, the details
no problem
plot twist: itās actually a finger gun and he has his hands in his pants
can i see? š
no
found it myself lol
ehhhhh not rly probably people posting actual gore would be the main issue @spark quartz
stupid 5 minute ahh slowmode
people are being homophobic and racist what lol
Its awful there rn
it doesnt faze me cause ive been in cod lobbies before (like the ones in 2014 n all)
yeah buddy I'm older than you, just less tolerant of that type of shit I guess
how old r u
27 gang
Frankie's like 13
im 16
holy you're so young
that checks out
ikr
my house is older than you
perchance would my mom be older than me?
i hope so
shes younger than me
they need you.
id be like doom slayer in that mf
Boi
yo
thank utahnku
yk the mechanics of this game are confusing
kinda understanding it slowly tho
Caseoh just confirmed he's willing to pay to help with Half Sword development
If someone is watching his live rn ofc
omg hi rowy!!!!!!!!!
lie
u'll getit soon!!!
It's already rare when he actually means something to a game and he actually said it
clip or sm idk
making my friend watch the shining right now
he hasn't watched it yet
Can't sub to him rn to rewind, after the streams ends I'll find the moment and post it here
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paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
Q4 2025
wait does that mean game will be free orrrrr
The early access will most likely be 10-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public
Hopefully around early to mid November.
ah man
we shud def get like a ādemo person thingā role
too many people for that
asked ffor role role
fuh no
This is going to get me brigaded but i feel like the hype is dying exponentially daily the longer we wait lol its almost 2/3 through q4 and we dont have news at all lol
Im all for letting em cook development wise but im thirsty for the news š°
what he said
fist bump
one of my favorite movies you definitley should watch it
bro cant be quenched
heās eaten mud, then ate the homeless, and now swords
jesus
What
es
broās name is Sunday
yes
ok!!!!
I'll ake dsue
why does spotify keep recommending me Ren
just ping modteam
get this 2020core out of my sight
silence ragamuffin we still must duel when the game comes out with multiplayer
dear peasantry of the lower caste, your fields are light with plums
the only thing cookedeth is your sense of humore
after i wipeth thine smug off thee face with cold steel
Lots of scam accounts tonight
bro donāt fw middle english like i fw middle english
tsk tsk tsk
get ts participles out of my sight
stop using a fancy word for verbage hedgeborn
@spark quartz big dog i really like some of these phyllomedusa songsā¦. gulpā¦.
by the way WHY does he have one billion albums
verbiage
Because slam is easy as fuck to produce
Its just basically one giant breakdown
you're gonna get your ass cooked once multiplayer comes out and we fight
Unless its snuffed on sight
one of my best friends is a diehard slam fan
it's over sign the contract big boy
are you familiar with Slamily Guy
Ngl chief no but I dont listen to much slam these days
Its either meme slam or just kinda sounds the same
reasonable
Check this out sam you might fw it
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=svaHDSvi11s&si=R8mjtuMke0ESufH8
Provided to YouTube by Vydia
Everybody Breaks Ā· XweaponX
Weapon X Demo 2
ā 2025 DAZE
Released on: 2025-04-18
Producer: Weapon X
Drums: Trey Garris
Guitar: Isaac Hale
Vocals: Dave Baugher
Bass Guitar: Bryan Garris
Composer: Weapon X
Auto-generated by YouTube.
hello
heyo
I think u like dragon ball
this is interesting but itās too clean
mmmm
HELLO SHIZTON
Silly Head hi
how do you misspell awake this bad
i broke my glass door
sugma
Samuel sent me the most stupid fucking song I have ever heard https://open.spotify.com/track/6DvVEEDGY0XGp6OwkuXwTO?si=85b33c48f7a04fd1
I'm lowkey bleeding a lil
DONT PREGNANT MAN EMOJI REACT ME

I dont have spotify rn could you send via youtube
youtube
BRO I LOVE TS
WHY YOU MEAN ME
yes thats what I said very good
I love it too but it's kinda fucking stupid as shit
the part where the guitar goes bwwwwwBWWWWWWbwBWWWWWWWWbwwwww is peak
howwwww
https://phyllomedusa.bandcamp.com/track/goliath-goblin-drinks-the-whip-scorpion-conraua-goliath-2 Only could found the alternate one on YouTube, so here's the original
I found it gang
itās peak though
thereās also a mr frog themed one which i like
you wouldnāt guess it, itās called I Eat The Bug
Brother, it's literally animal noises with white noise in the background
peak š
is my music taste devolving that much
Im trying to make a meme for all the mods here's yours king
Yes
aww thank you gang
š
poopy mod doesnt deserve this much effort put into something for him
Iām A Certifide Slamaholic
Here's the lineup holip
i hereby promise to post "early access" or early access tomorrow reactionary image every day in this server until the early access comes out
I fucking LOVE slam
Sam listen to this
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=19YbRuviXtU&si=EwHaD7c4AxkHVTKi
Provided to YouTube by Vydia
FOOL 2 THA GAME Ā· Volcano
FOOL 2 THA GAME
ā 2022 DAZE
Released on: 2022-03-01
Composer: Cody Davidson
Auto-generated by YouTube.
You too shizzy
spoopy is poopy
I've already heard of this and it's peak
oh okie
I know ball one might say
i like this a lot
the pacing is very appealing
Its got that raw quality too
Make one with the plant Saturn and above it just says Sam Of
Even though it makes no logical sense that sam could be from Saturn since its a gas giant but WHATEVER
Say less
nkoooo
noooooooo
spice it up more
give me some melon level quality
dude i just found a bunch of broken off thorny bits in my fingers while in the shower, it was torturous trying to remove them
Is this what you meant
no i mean something with more panache
conceptually
dude me and my dad got lost in the forest again today
SAMUEL, LISTEN TO THIS
we were trying to voyage around our property and we ended up on the far side of it and 3 other peopleās properties to the east
genuinely miles away from where we needed to be
watching the title slowly reveal itself was a relief
i thought it was going to be much bleaker
i hate the stupid vine booms
and we were lost until 7 PM
it was pitch black outside by that point
@pearl coral @last whale
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=a5P1g9qWJcQ&si=bfvLF-4TIXlmSzVR
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Gone Ā· Irate(NYC)
1134
ā 2001 Irate (NYC)
Released on: 2001-06-06
Auto-generated by YouTube.
our phones were at <5 percent
he kept saying he saw a light source but couldnāt see where it was coming from
Ts not my kind of style </3
L
this is okay
oof that pfp goes against our rules
you should change it or something
you know which one gang, lets not be difficult
so you're refusing to change it?
no, I just happened to notice your pfp
and it is against our rules
I would've said something regardless
meh
I'm giving you a chance to change it bro
Is bro about to get banned
i love bubble gum cigarettes
they have powdered sugar between the wrapper and the gum stick so you can blow fake smoke out the end
kewl, didn't kno they still sell em
they come in packs of 4 !
on amazon?
vk
rite, imma find some
this guy walks out candy stores with a propeller hat on and two comically large lollipops
i love how socks are like some hemaistsā weird modern versions of coats of arms
i need to spice mine up
13th century ass allegorical sock heraldry
yes
wow thatās potent
???
i'm confusee
are you saying some people paint coats of arms onto socks, or are you saying a literalt sock is a coat of arms
a lot of hema practitioners use their socks as a form of self expression with various patterns and colors (often not matching) as an identifier
they do?
do they wear those socks on arms as well as feet or
i wear a yellow sock on my right and a black one on my left, my instructor wears a black one on his right and a red on his left
a lot of youtubers also have their own little sock configurations
this one guy iāve been watching lately wears one yellow and black diamond patterned one on his right and a plain red on his left
just normal socks as far as iāve seen
just normal socks on their feet
to give their own little personality and individuality
that's really cool
you can see mine here
neat
god im tired
green and grey in foreground, black and yellow diamonds and red in the background
probably imitation of landsknecht fashion since theyāre a big part of 16th century popular martial culture
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUR BANNED
but at this point itās gotten simplified and diluted to the point that itās just become a main way of identification
spoopy is poopy
Pumpkin Pulp Drinker
thats me
Too far
these things are so jolly
smork wed
Fallout 76 is so god damn goated
rly?
Yes, if you like fallout. It plays exactly like fallout 4, except it shows you damage numbers, and other players run around. But it is infinitely better
Fallout mid
you seem like the person to say that
Got em
heh
sorry :(
Can HS have 3 30 second ads between fights plssss
yeah I'll ask mcwonder
Thx
fuck yeah
u earn what u don't deserve to lose
Even turning your desktop into a billboard
YES!!!!
es
es
es
The wait for the treasure called EA continues
me irl btw
@open dew i made a pic of the ad ridden HS lobby lol
oh good lord
Idk if i can post it in pics
dms
Its kinda funny
?
im lowkey going insane
holy shit chat
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oh my god!!!!!!!
Hyped
Maybe get this bot to play half sword with via split screen š https://x.com/1x_tech/status/1983233494575952138
Might need a bigger screen tho
@tranquil summit My account has been inexplicably flagged as suspicious, and my DM functionality is currently restricted. It will be unlocked on November 2nd.
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skill issue
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schizo
just as funny as the last two times you did it
hol on
Thank you, exactly what the friend wants
I present you with a gift
My friend āš»
there we go
š¦
I had a dream where youtube introduced full blown ads as separate shorts that could play every time you scrolled down and it just spammed 5 of them in a row
Well Well Well ... Sup
Who dreams of that
@lofty kindle what is the price Halfsword will be set at? I forgot...
hello mcwonder weird seeing you up so late
Oh, I remember someone with authority said like an actual estimate
well I guess its prolly different where you live
me apparently
It's only 12 am.
we are the same timezone
terminally online in my dreams š
faq you,,,
jk
ily
wowww
wait seriously??
finally, a new game to watch my bf play
(im too scared to play it myself)
nice
angry
will the old demo crosshair be back as an option
hello chompass
hello TOGNORD
Mike the mouth
i agree with this
feed it tognord
this hurt my fellingsš
You could also call it Matilda mouth if it's a girl
what game is that??
Half sword
warframe
will triple t sahur be in the game
is it worth playing
no
idk
me neither
3 am can't sleep
too excited for release tomorrow?
just end it all brochacho š«©š«©āļøāļø
no need to get jelly, enough smooches around for every homie

We live we love half sword
Crashes many players
Ohhhh
did she put gunpowder in that
me when i dip my churro in the chocolate of pain and agony
https://youtube.com/shorts/HfKpTnn_jC8?si=yb5OTQIYawSsWFOA
Original video is even more baffling
@astral ether excited for nov 11?
audible pop
Ikr
Churro pipe bomb
username checks out
what the fuck is phonotactics someone please help me
Red lobster
Phonotactics (from Ancient Greek phÅnįø 'voice, sound' and taktikós 'having to do with arranging') is a branch of phonology that deals with restrictions in a language on the permissible combinations of phonemes. Phonotactics defines permissible syllable structure, consonant clusters and vowel sequences by means of phonotactic constraints.
Pho...
how
Yo i dare someone to go through the 123 pages of messages ive sent in this server and find the most out of context one that would send me to jail lol
or yu cant do that
yes
mister weewee
wet willie on ur belly
I felt assaulted that you felt assaulted reading that
I felt assaulted that you felt assaulted that i felt assaulted reading that
Willie fungus
willie flopper
remember this. wait lemme reply to it
THIS is the real willie fungus
@frosty stratus https://i.ibb.co/kgS23ZXJ/image.png
what the willie fungus does to a man
Ai generated
GODDAAMN IT
WHY IS IT ON PAGE 6-7
willie 6 7 in
Frfr
i still feel pride for making this meme
But thats what za willie fungus does to a man
it replaces his organs with willie
Thank you deleted user for making it
that was my old acc
it might have gotten executed for reasons i wont say here
Even his willie is quiet literally willie
half sword tommorow
do we know when ea is yet
hey
Hi chrome
check my display name lmao
What display name?
tweaker
I still see this
Is it different?
I doubt it, is it the number?
@lavish blade
Why did you ping chrome
he needs to know
Ohhh Tyy!
the devs intend for there to be a spinkick?
I think theyve mentioned it was a happy accident.
Theyāre actually banning people who do it
yeah i figured considering how overpowered it was in the playtest
The beauty of halfsword is how much emergent gameplay it creates 
Wdym dawg ive done it thousands of times
And it still works perfectly
Watch the devs nerf it, and be like nuh uh not realisticcccc
Probably
What's next them adding flying and jumping?? Hahaha ridiculousss
Like, ts was so effective on any body part you hit
I must write a mod mail regarding it!
Ive seen that on tiktok
Dammmnn
And last week i turned a guy into a bay blade with a pitchfork
Woahh
Ye kinda like that
Have you done the naked bug aswell?
Its when you die and win at the same time
So you can spawn afterwards but you spawn buttass naked
Yeah, it's soo annoying to see
It's hilarious when you do beat someone
Like fix it devs, my parents will be angry š”
The easiest ones are dude with war staff and bardiches
Wow that's a big willie
9
no its 10 silly
Owhhhhh

The ban is coming soon :(
not just ban, you havent told him that whoever does it past ten times is taken to HG's secret cellar and fed to radioactive beavers??
you could have saved him
RIP in peace š
Would this count as artwork?
this counts as art
nnnnnmmm maybe
why does she look so disgusted though
Willie called her a cuckold
This is objectively true!
I didnāt feel like it tho
Womp womp
what IF she is
same
Well she's trying to figure that out
Arenāt you john bannmann?
That aint a look of disgust, she's just trying to figure out if he's actually cheating on her
wjat
uath*
when is the grant wood x halfsword collab gonna be
american gothic ahh willie
also thst's his daughter btw
NOTED
Didn't know anything about the painting, it just popped into my head and I felt the need to make this
I just realized that the tardis is in the background
its ok people mistake them as a couple all the time
even some critics don't realize
atleast we know how he got to America
I know it from spongebob I think???
so
Something along those lines
there's actually tons of references and parodies of famous paintings in spongebob, pretty cool stuff
Whoever has the power to do so within this discord PLEASE pin this !
funniest shit ever i want that as an actual class
The naked man fears no pick pocket
Even better
You play the naked man and get to choose which class you want to fight against
Absolute cinema
the REAL gauntlet
YES
shhhh
johnhalfsword tech
do ultimate challenge like this
wont even make a dent when its baron lol
going to break his hands and then get his ass whooped
i just wanna say the ultimate challenge is literally just rng at some points
halfsword enchancer and max npc damage
Just keep kicking him in the legs
i mean yeah good point
you dont even need max npc damage if you set everything in strength to max
and body tonus to 2.5
with no weakening
if you add a litlle bit of hand rigidity its enough
i already beat it once and another time in first person i think im done with it
no need to become supermance
3rd times the charm
I gotta try beating it in first person
I like first person from time to time
But what i really like is the slow-mo function
first person is nice in fist play
ngl its actually awesome and looks really cool except knight tier
trans ppl are some of the coolest chilliest ppl I know stay awesome Peeps I love y'all
Indeed
facts
except if you mistake their pronouns then 30% chance they chew at you to death
facts of facts
but yes
they are chill as hell
a friend of mine came over last year and before they left made a whole ass red velvet cake
best one i ever had in my life to this day
i am going to kidnap them so they make it again
ok i need to lay down im actually hurting
tf
my head feels like its gonna be split apart
oh yeah i get that
i woke up at 8 am today, straight to the clinic for a 1 hour drive while also tanking 4 hours of no food since i had to get my blood taken
then a ride home and i have to cook for myself
a cold shower helps, and also one of those masks you put in the freezer
i have neither š āļø
i could take a cold shower but i have like
0 power left in me
im gonna eat, watch some yt and go straight to sleep
wont even doomscroll this time
its worth it trust
Youll defo end up doomscrolling bro
not when i cant look left with my eyes without my head somehow hurting
Blegh, it happens so often its not worth the effortt
i just say "you" if they have no pronouns in their profile
Idk how yall misgender mfs
we are talking about trans people
Still
ill be done in without limbs if i misgender them
im gonna be king von'd
anyways im gonna go eat, bye
Bye
Literallyy
Like if its I dont list them I donāt expect people to get it right
Its pretty ez on the internetss
Idk never really had trouble with that
Hi guys
JOHNNNNNNNN
I have, its just a matter of not being to tell if its not spelled out lol
WE MISSED YOU
Yes
I lowkey thought you got banned or something
Well i got hacked on my step-dad account
And after that got into deletion because i lied about my age
God forbid a boy using his step-dad discord account
I made my acc when i was like 10 and said i was 39 bro
Were you lucky
Hell yea
Wait how old are you
Wait i thought it was 13 everywhere
Well not everywhere
Yep now i know
Discord doing anything but raising file size and fixing mobile
I mean they dont really care unless someone reports you
I mean they are the one just like "IS THAT A 13 YEAR OLD I SMELL ? REPORTED !"
Children š¤®
Ye ur right on the bare mininum for teenager
So your saying that 13 year olds are children if they are on the first year of being a teenager ?
Elite ragebait
š
they are
Google is free yknow
"Kid" is a broad term that can refer to anyone under the age of 18
this is what google says
Well same as minors
yeah so 13 is still a kid
Teenager
google it yourself
look up information
It is, however, worth noting that Article 1 of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child defines 'children' as persons up to the age of 18.
that's info
In the US, a "kid" generally refers to someone under the age of 18, as this is the age of legal majority.
Depends of the context
You see, a lot of stuff they do is actually good, but, the shit they did in africa that allowed thousands of muslim africans to be killed and also all the shit during the war in yugoslavia cannot be forgotten
what the fuck r u talking about
What the fuck
He said the un is the antichrist
he deleted it twin
It was a joke
yeah
That's why u deleted
Like have you ever heard the trollage un meme
Have you heard of schrodinger's douchebag?
Because i should know what i said before i call myself an idiot and getting banned again
the kids did that indeed i saw it
Lol
"Fuck them kids" - Michael Jordan
Heyhey put the gun down lets talk about this
just fine ig
i wish cats were real
how is the car btw
Imma hold you hand while i say this
?? Letās not
Ye dude mb
are you talking about my cat or my actual car
both
wait no way
car is fine now, my car diagnostic reader came today so can use that if theres ever an issue
my cat has been sleeping all day
hi moai
gotta love it
aaaa
ITS 'WEEN
clueless
hear ye hear ye
hs7's november refresh is coming and i am gathering every person who wants to fight for a slot
tell me a number between 1 to 320
4
my favourite
day 2 of EA Tomorrow
East Asia tomorrow 
France getting nuked tomorrow
We any if this game will either have a campaign or a multiplayer mode?
Its one of my favorite bits from the show
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
Thats kool. So no word on an online multiplayer?
Ah ok, thanks
Is there any way to use a controller rather than mouse and keyboard. Be nice to use it on a steam deck
Is it true crossbow is coming to half sword?
Yeah
Pretty sure controller is being planned,
There's some controller keybinds for the game from what i know, but not all
update?
which makes the game harder basically since u can't do specific stuff
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
is it supposed to be now?
No more demo updates, wait until early access
Is there a date of its release
No,
oh i want in how do i enter the mix
"No official date known"
like 5 different people said it was today
for the demo
send clips and have an iconic kit
its jokes
and be active
tomorrow actually
it's a joke around the server
that i am
fuck you tomoe
send clips and have an iconic kit then
its not a joke, its literally coming out tomorrow
It's not
do you have a custom loadout/iconic look to represent yourself
yes it is
understandable
misinformation
piss yoruself
why would i do that
don't timeout tomoe š
24h? ok
NO
yes, i have three. T3,T5,T6
#freetomoe
what's your favorite to use if you were to compete (maybe win) a slot in the hs7
t6, its the one i spent most time making
i will get a pic hold on
alright
what
well yeah but 2 more months
game could release Nov or December
these are the people you're defending
oh my god tomoe
i thought you got executed
how about you just allow me to misinform them
IM NOT LETTING Y DO THAT
do you mean factually inform them?
tommarow everyone!
yea but they dont appreciate it and are too dumb to even understand it
they even got a paypal on their bio, what happened to shame
its t7 actually
man at arms
LMFAAAAOOO
alright, what do you want your stage name to be
gold sword ā¤ļø
cool last name
someone could try to search you in like
any torrip breacher
ur PayPal is public with name so
anyone could just
get anything they want lowkey
oh
are you saying people will blackmail him
begging people for money i will never get
probably can
is that actually you
want me to be your discord kitten nya~~ š„ŗ š„ŗ
im thinking about it
you need to fill up a form
job application š
it's a discord kitten application
HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH
this fucking pooron is flexing Microsoft points
buy a burger from five guys or somthing
that does not explain it
that's the equivalent of like 10 dollars and a half eaten burger
nuh uh mf
thats a lot of xbox cards right there
i havent really heard of anyone using bing in a while
10 dollars worth of Xbox cards
i never met anyone that uses bing
like 40 i think
what
in my whole life i have seen 40 bing users
LOL
no one can use bing anymore
bing
I'm crying
elaborate
tears coming out of my eyes
Garf Ield
for what reason
ya
im just gonna assume its because i mistaken it for russian
im not very familiar with cyrilic languages
its free income
you again...
no way in hell

