#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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idk who deleted that lol
i did
someone who doesnt want you to know
oh dang i forgot broski
i didn't like what you said
it's seven PM now though so kind of late
Someones salty lol
i blame poopy mod
yes its great
i didn't know you were 1 hour behind me
I guess I'm always above huh
lol
im gonna see if the rest of his music is good too
next time i fall asleep in the car i'll send it
It gets better in my opinion
Oh the rest of his music
I thought you meant sont
Song
Yeah idk how he is otherwise
i forgive you
👎
The conversation is here though
I'm doing Willie in the worst ways possible
ur what
The pitch fork is fun let's just say
yup
I'm up to no good on this game lmao
happens
Digging in Willie for real 😭
LOL
how do i iopen the the enhancer menu after closing it
I sent what i did to him in #photography📷
who the hell is manager melon and why is HE the meme manager
when your memes stop sucking and you create your own maybe you'll become one
fuck you respectfully
hehehe
.
I said i was kidding 😠
i PUNCH mods for fun
1984
I go to nursing homes and steal apple sauce
i dont tip
i set peoples clocks 10 minutes ahead
oh my god
i bite forks
false
@sullen folio Spider. Eye. Lamb.
@pearl coral I need opinions whenever you wake up, does this go hard
"bag so deep, I found a fry at the bottom"
vroski thinks i sleep at 8:30 pm
idk how i feel about it
bag so plentiful i found a spare onyun ring
YES
when you find a onion ring in your large fry
my school banned phones but not ipads lol
people just be whipping out full ipads at lunch playing games
@last whale check out the band Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop
also Hockey Smile
uopadte whjen
Comin soon
i never heard about it
also why are you upside down
I'm evil now
gulp
But the jolly times are coming and I don't think I'll be able to resist
Chill, halloween is literally the last day of the month
The spookiest day hasn't even happened yet
gulp
It's been taken down too, so that might add to that as well
Hey, I just thought of something:
It's confirmed that there will be maps with trees. But will we be able to cut down the trees, or branches (to clear a path, for example)?
I imagine it will also be possible to get stuck inside it
Probably so
for me it’s deadass just in class
the teachers are hella laid back so they just let ppl be on ipads if they finished their work
depends on the teacher here but most are not being paid nearly enough to even dream of caring
Let's go and try to make a tree fall on Willie 
THATS SO REAL
my school is broke
the state just fucking hates the tuition system here
they cut almost a quarter of the teachers last year
Washington perchance?
i live in wa
brazil 
Oh
ikinda forgort sometimes ppl can mean other parts of the world besides the US
they went to court with the teachers' syndicate for a TWENTY TWO YEARS LATE PAYMENT and they offered, and i kid you not, 13,92 dollars and a tablet
thats so fuckin cooked
it was about some fine they had to pay to every teacher and it increased every year, and the case is still going
nvm washnigton’s school system sounds like a vibe
they now want to pay the full price but divided in seven fucking years
thats goofy
its cartoon levels of petty
also mind you the average salary for teachers monthly here since we dont get paid by the hour or day is around 903 dollars
per month
thats not even considering the bills
great stuff
the school system in the US is falling apart with the current president (I’m not tryna be political I’m purely talking about the school system here) and the government isn’t equally paying out money to struggling schools and colleges, so important things are being cut. Drugs are also being loosely monitored so there are massive drug issues in my state and Cali
all they do is hire 2 security guards for the 1.5 k students and they don’t even do anything
THATS CRAZY
wait what security guards??
YOU CANT LIVE OFF THAT RIGHT?
oh yeah right
guns
yessss pew pew men
well yeah kinda and that monthly salary is kind of above average considering other professions
are you converting to USD or your own country’s currency?
if it’s USD ur fucked
converting, but its not much better in my currency
average minimum salary is 281 dollars or 1518 bucks in my currency
its still shitty
monthly mind you
can you even pay rent with one job where you live? I assume 1.5k dollars where you live is hard to get by with
the only thing keeping brazil from anarchy is cheap food because otherwise the economy would not work
its a paycheck to paycheck kind of money
damn, thats unfortunate
most times people freelance and work, because the minimum salary requires a 9/5 so you cant really work two to get double money
The legal percussion for harming an eagle should be Pythagoras'd
wild, the US is kinda turning into a shithole with a lot of money
and you get silenced for speaking your opinion
i'd love to be in a shithole with a lot of money
nevermind
Idk just shitposting
And you can get shot or robbed often around where I live
w h a t
i mean not shot here because guns are TOUGH to come by, but robbed? yeah
broad daylight even
You are in usa and you kill an eagle so you get your liver pecked out by eagles
but some peoples are better its because i live in downtown so its the crap of the crap
blood eagle!
its fitting
Yeah
GET IT AWAY
That would also be fitting
I CAST MIRROR TRAP CARD
Same here, it’s somewhat common you find drug baggies, old condoms, and needles everywhere along the main street where I live. It’s not exactly the worst place to live, but it’s still not quality
I live by necessities though
I get good care, and I still have room to breathe
we dont get that here surprisingly, but i live in a relatively small town
a very small town tho
I live in Portland, Oregon so I can’t relate
I wanna live in a small town where I know everyone
it doesnt get that small but you can easily know everyone in your block and then some
its the smallest capital in the country
Damn
but yes that is the dream
google talks up Portland as this cool ass beauty of a city, but honestly it’s a homeless shithole far and wide that smells like piss everywhere
not to overly dramatize my life, I just wanna talk abt it
I’ve only mentioned the bad
it’s still a chill life though, I don’t really half to worry where I go when I’m 18 bc my gf is moving in with me soon
Sounds enticing yk?
i spent some time in a small town (like REALLY small) and its another life fr
another type of energy when you get used to the slowness and the simplicity
nice
google glazes every city
yeah that’s fair
Everyone knows Portland a shithole
if you google o block its going to say its a top notch safe neighborhood
i didnt
butttttt they have some good miniature stores
Guardian Games on top
not so shitty when I can nerd out with the possibilities
i dont live in the states
Then that’s why, any us citizen knows lol
He lives in green country where there are a lot of rocks give him a break 💥🙏
No wayyyy
I wouldn’t know because it’s too expensive to ever leave it
REAL
yeah its not off bounds
Leaving a single state is expensive enough, let alone the country
thats why you climb it instead of getting a plane silly
My family is preparing to ditch the US bc of the situation of the country, but we can’t really move to any English speaking countries bc of the cost
wait fr? state travel is rather cheap here
by car tho
by plane its a whole another story
save up
ik its dumb to say that but yeah
or learn a new language
The tickets are affordable, it’s just the cost of houses, food, licensing, cars, etc
I mean if you go to another state you are probably going to have to stay somewhere so you gotta book a hotel
I know some Spanish, and we were thinking of going to Uruguay
I will still have to really lock in to be fluent tho
generally when i travel i have only a couple states in mind and just go through the ones we are not staying the night
depends on the size of the state though, there are some the size of countries
uruguay is great
one of the best countries to live in latin america if you have the means to settle down there
I’ve heard, I don’t know much behind my mothers reasoning but all I know is it’s baller
the food is to die for
latino food is to DIE FOR
The hotels are what’s expensive gas can be too
i will die on the hill we have the best food
gas is expensive indeed
Yeah you can stay at a shithole but a normal hotel for the night isn’t cheap
hotels arent as expensive most times
better than the $50-$100 a tank in the US I hope, it’s a struggle
big trucker culture means a lot of stops, and they have to make themselves stand out somehow
Prices im seeing are 120 and up for a night
so its not uncommon to find decent hotels with a cheap price tag all along the road
55 dollars for a five star hotel on the road here
I’ve only owned a car for 2 months now, and it’s been my main spending chunk that was financially smart
with ac, three beds, breakfast (peak food btw)
of course, such prices vary the closer you get to a big city
Yeah you would be staying in a hood guaranteed to get robbed or shot for that money
economy looks interesting over there
Shit would be like spending the night on O block 😂
how do yall got six times the purchasing power than we do and still get shittier hotels
AKLHDWLKJASHLDAJWALGHLDJS
Do we have more purchasing power lol
by a lot if considering the currency
1 dollars is around 5,39 bucks here
ig prices bloat there for some reason? idk
Hey when is full release ? 🙂
before 2026 my good man
Awesome, just played the demo pretty fun
Maybe that’s true but inflation is dogshit
glad you enjoyed it, anything early access related, check the pinned messages on #halfsword-chat-⚔ and the stuff on #announcements
What’s a soda cost there ?
Cheers
2L around ten bucks
fifteen on a supermarket
Ours is around $3 so that would be $15 for you
sounds accurate
ten bucks would be in family owned stabilishments, wich there are a ton
Some sell them for $4 which is crazy so $20 for you
good job sax
they lower prices to have a fighting chance agaisnt the big supermarket companies
thank you polyester
The local shops here do the opposite
what an awful aspiration
yay
i tought it through i wont anymore
very good
be rich and famous
or at least rich
They can’t compete with the cheap cost of huge companies because they have way less income
So their products are way higher price
just rich
peaceful life eating good food and staying fit without the bad things fame brings
damn
supermarkets sell the same stuff they do but more and more variation
sometimes things like vegetables are even better in the family owned businesses
And they have buy in bulk so it’s cheaper. A local shop can’t do that so they have to buy stuff at a higher price snd sell at a higher price
the buying in bulk thing sounds like scummy greasy ceo's fat fingers adding extra cost to the bulk so that they cant buy it
Well you get a discount for buying in bulk. So buying 1000 of soemthing the unit price will be lower. But buying 100 of something the discount will be smaller
so the big companies get 1000s and small companies cant buy the 100's of bulk
mostly small businesses here buy two or three boxes of long lasting products like soda and it lasts a month or two
each box comes with six bottles, so around twelve to eighteen bottles of 2L soda
Gleb from smiling friends
perishables though, they are acquired from an organization called CEASA that compensates low prices from farmers produce with payoffs monthly, so the small businesses buy perishables as needed in there
Let’s say a guy wants to buy tomatoes, a big company can buy 10,000 tomatoes for $10,000 so the unit price is $1.00
The smaller company buys 100 tomatoes but the price is $50 that means the unit price is $2.00 so they are paying double what the big company is
ah i understand
And of course a small business isn’t going to buy that many tomatoes so you get the idea
yeah yeah
well gtg now
nice talk

See ya Willie
A found-footage co-op horror from the criminals’ perspective. Complete tasks for the criminal syndicate.
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y'all seen this ?
ignore the goofy russian people and the dumb title
yeah it's a bit........... clunky
they'll almost definitely change it tho
i hope so
it's one of those things that enough people will comment on for it to change
yeahg
Looks interesting
Ngl I want this accent
Jitleyang
Alright I got a real ass question
What’s up with shoelaces, when you go to untie them sometimes they mysteriously tie themselves into a pain in the ass knot that takes way longer to undo and it’s always when you’re in a hurry.
just pull on the long piece
if you double knot ur shoes then string pull method dont work
That’s what I’m talking about
Sometimes it ties itself into a worse knot
No double knot
cooked
?
@umbral bough mood
true
(It's my finger you pervert)
wjat
It
i don't know how to feel about this guy
Because my finger looks like something else a lil
honestly I'm just confused by the image as a whole
real
like what is it
The plushie of the dude in my pfp
oh
oh
why'd you put your finger in the photo
here's my cat
Cause I'm pointing at it
you should've covered it with your thumb
doesn't look like it
image is like
so sharpened
what phone do you have
Nice kitty
thank you gang
Ye
I hereby knight you as honorary Mace God
you are no longer a mere fanatic, you are what the fanatics rave about
Thank you dear Enlightened Mod
macezealot
yeah
coming up with the pun that made it into a half sword WIP post will be the most prolific impression i leave on this earth
change it back 💔
what
what pun
oh my god
im super pumped for the alla'tedesca stuff
for sure
genuinely peak
I cant wait for them to add brigandines in the future
I WANT BRIGANDINES
if they ended up sticking strictly to the HRE there wouldnt be any
🥀
I asked mcwonder actually and he had said there will be
yeah i figured
but in the future
Half Sword devs are doing God’s work
dunno how long that'll be tho
Huge respec
but Fun Factoid that there are virtually no brigandines found throughout the holy roman empire
Where were they used primarily? English?
everywhere but the holy roman empire
but by volume i would place france
either them or the iberian peninsula
do you like brigandines sam
I think theyre so rad
If I ever get a set of like hema gear I def want a brigandine
oh I didn't realize
lame
thanks silly
probably the iberian peninsula now that i've had a chance to think about it
@pearl coral I'm surprised you aren't in the half sword hate server
thats a thing
literally everybody wears them lmao
i wish
zorry 4 zpam
honestly
fuckin where's Waldo ahh artwork
timeout!!!
this crowd looks so uncomfortable
waldo is the brigandineless man
war is uncomfortable
thats war?
I thought it was just a really big tight crowd
even the king depicted here is (probably) wearing brigandine
how
they're all geared up and stabbing each other
i don't see the stabbing part
ah
The Landing at Asilah blud
Either a brigandine or something covering his curiass
yes
2
3
1
what your guys favorite holiday
i hope we get these helmets in game
the team is well-read enough that i think they're probably aware of them
i mean its just an exchange visor for an armet
1
Or tabards, I would so fw that
those pretty much have to end up in game
Yeahhhh, I can only imagine the drip
i want to be able to recreate my dream kit in hs
covered armet, black and white floral giornea, lilypad double-grand-gardebrace, italianate maille reinforced leg harness, and a nice white belt
unmentioned parts can be reasoned by Those Who Know
those who know....
Yessssss that would be bomb asf
I wanna run a bright tabard over blackened fluted plate with an armet
Saw it on Pinterest a while back and loved it
me and my boys going 2 be condottieripilled.
me and my boys going 2 match heraldries.
Any of y’all fw Fear & Hunger?
sometimes
Where is the female dog who decided trench coats are for women
Modern men's fashion doesn't say trench coats are for men
You hear distant laughter, it sounds cold and devoid of life
TERMINA IS UPON US!!!
mischief of rats
red arc
or my fav method
saw thingy
forgot the name been a while since i last played
waiting patiently for the next update
Modern fashion doesn’t say they aren’t, which is far more important than saying they are
@pearl coral are you awake
ok
screamer
Oh
hi talker
?
Why talker?
you talk
kepon screams so he's a screamer
you talk so you're a
Oh, I do everything
ye
I do efforts and european languages
Jessy is a pro fibberbigebett
oh hi galaxy
upset that you didn't do the 250x250
🙄
Hi danya
Wasnt allowed to do
I'll try to be active Monday then
Can I do a screen drop
Noone will understand anything, as its odd
and specific to the software I use
Ill show an example

hmm
Temperature
No I just recorded it to show an example
recorded what
Screaming Galaxyhighmarshal in a sus way obv
already on it
guys rate my song
be my guest lmao
Youre missing a few key numbers to be able to do that
trial and error🙏
I don't even know which game this server is for i just joined it cause i wanted to be in a server
dw about it
What does "dw" wean?
It means "Don't worry"
jessy
i just realised i cant pronounce the english th sound
i think
i think i got it tho
Id say lemme hear but I know youre hesitant
also how often do you post clips here
of my voice?
i was gonna ask of gameplay but yeah
Oh, once or twice on both fronts
oh cool
Bruh
most realistic door camera sora vid i've seen
I tried making Arthur wear the bandana when he was the Downes ranch
Why does he keep taking it off
👅
Why
why does he look french?
because he's annoying
he was barking all night
he needs to pisss
Did he get ragebaited
why he bark so weird
hes stupid
"Rraff rraff"
smug dog
hlef slord EA tomoro
Pride cometh before the fall
shhh shhhh goblin
when i enter abyss i die of fall damage anyone know how to fix this?
i don't think there is a way
How is that even possible
idk
There aint no way to fix it
will spawns in air
That is the first time I’ve ever heard of a willie dying in abyss because of fall damage
and try not to alt tab
and if that dont work either ill dowenload it on epic games
alt tabbing out of the game sometimes breaks movement for some reason
the character starts stumbling on air ._.
i dont use alt tabbing
just saying
ik
but its like i load in i land on the ground, right as my ass flaps hit the ground i just like launch 50 feet up
what...
Thats sounds really funny ngl
Willie cheeks too bouncy
any tips?
no tips its allready perfect
ty
Btw
If you ever wonder why you die from a cut to the pinky or literally a cut to anywhere or even a cut that missed you
It's because of the fukyu artery, discovered and taken advantage of by Japanese samurai bichass maderfuker, basically it makes you die in the most annoying ways
Uhhh… sure
Will you restore the german reich if I say it's bad?
ive continued my composition any tips
that is NOT what i meant😭
peak music, id say try adding sum higher pitched stuff
ill add a brass section in the next part
nice
yall should add this to half sword frfr
what daw do u use
Bandlab💀
space station 13 type beat
God I love mr house
was willie modeled after jeff bezos lmao
Holy shit
Why am I just realizing this
its because he looks inbred
Were medieval times very inbred?
yea lol
why did you guys make him look so fucking stupid 🥹
Is the npcs name willy
hmmmmmdlfmwqmoplfjkqnopjtfenqpof
I think i'll play warframe today
rate the fit
8/10
Poor car
No at all, I don't know what that is
It will be a sad day if he ever becomes expressive. I love 2 brain cell willie
Aw...
he is already very expressive

the game sucks
did you join the server just to say this lmao
and he left
limbus player talm bout bad games
????
Very helpful feedback
omfd why are sword commoners so stupidly overpowered
you miss one parry and its OVER
No armor
you gotta learn ‘em !
Why did you say them like "gotta catch 'em all"
commoner is a glass cannon
play it defensively if you're not good with swords
fuck na we ball bru
I sliced this mf's chesst 10 times and all he does is cut me in half
Your best bet is to cut his hands
cut him then ,doubt cutting his chess pieces will do
besides i dont think willie is a ches fanatic
Pawn to E4...
i personally just parry first and then gamble with a thrust
Cause you gotta learn ‘em !
google en passant
aim for the neck
Holy hell
hell isnt holy you silly
it's evil 😈
@indigo hare how many messages do you have in total?
it’s not always a good thing to parry if they have a certain starting angle
have you experimented with grappling
I dunno, im not home and mobile doesnt show you the actual total. Just use the search, from: to search my messages and it’ll show you the total
Oh, okay
ate shit 8 times in a row practicing it
start in a left handed guard and hold alt to the bottom right so it’s stable at your right hip
then when you enter their range thrust and press Q
SAMUEL
you’ll either get into an advantageous position most of the time or you’ll just stab them through the chest while preventing them from an afterblow
one handed stab, grapple and followup
here’s a different guard being used for grappling one handed users
Not yet wags finger
He's #1 in the server so
Quite a fuckin lot
why do you think i'm asking
"wHy dO YoU tHiNk iM aSkInG"
Stop bullying the users most curious about my greatness please
ive also found the flick a very good move to learn with commoner 2h sword
extend the blade out as much as you can and wait for him to strike, parry and flick your sword as you swing
always cuts off a leg or a arm
Why did bro do that
:D
you monster
No one saw that
shindonesia
The Streisand effect immediately sent me to logs
the inevitable humiliation arrived
67

Moderator immunity
*moderator superiority
Skibidi
You will be banned.
Post haste
Only WE can do 67
yeah
some stinky mods in here
I fucking hate sunflowers
Have mercy on me, have mercy thy sire!
i ask kindly to change my rank from humiliating number to 66
Shut up pinkie
Roleism strikes again
know your place
You gotta earn it whelp
imagine spending hours to get to level 3 only to be shit on by your own mods

Thank god im a good mod and dont shit on people
lies
do you piss on them
Spreading misinformation is against the rules easter
nice spread
Thats not a rating
38 mangled willies / 29 scrounged sallies
Yummers
If I was a medieval peasant id be freaking out rn
i alr pinged them
what was it
i really wish you could still break peoples arms like in the demo
where are pictures saved?
once again
did you ever get one tho
yes
the two handed axe needs a nerf (ik we are in demo) but ive grazed someone with it and they exploded so uhm
it has bluetooth dmg aswell
lmao its so fun and buggy but
movement in this game is fun as well
common fool's guard W
grahuhhhAHHHHHuhh
yall should add mordschlag
that's what im saying
just have right click cycle thru half sword and mordsclag
mordschlag
my keyboard needs replacing
i love when games end like this
i feel like general is getting used as a halfsword chat
some scammer
i thought about using the number keys to switch through stances but idk how well that would work
that would be kind of ass
has there been any major updates since like 3 months ago?
when is game coming out
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
Not to my knowledge
@viscid oar
The early access will most likely be 10-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public
its not gonna be more than 30
Early access pays for full release whenever it releases
yo yall. is the demo going to get a update
Price won't change after early access
or a new build?
you literally get an entire game for a msall price
genuinely
Demo will stay the same
that's how paying for games work
you pay you get game
what?
i mean you pay early
..so
genuinely the most annoying first play of my life
he had better stats than me
around 2:00 i started winning
willie's pov
should have just grabbed him by his neck and snapped it
not possible
what mod is this?
halfsword enchancer
thank you
this looks like pain sfx
nein
release the game
not yet
guys theres a new dj peach cobbler
this would've been really cool if it was in the game

I’m fucking cracked at the stroop test chat
this game on vr would be cool
monster
itd be fkn hilarious throwing willies across the room
the fact he bounces around like a pinball always gets me
im not frank
Will the game release in 2025?
Freaky ahh
please name @desert cape CrazyCreapFreak9000
i implore you
yeppers
Yeah most likely
I think it will be in December then
or late november
Hi silly!! I ground out out some outlast trials!!
do the devs know that we want the game to be vr-compatible?
OR delay to q1 2026
we?
They have shown no interest in doing so
💔
game will never release
Even less than MP
Tbh I wouldn’t mind a delay if multiplayer is on release too
thank you for your continued interest
i know this guy he epik
They’re saying splitscreen
IIRC
if you do it im gonna stab you
online multiplayer is not confirmed yet afaik
do it silly
Remote access?
mod abuse of the day
i mean
i think they said its gonna be compatible with that
mod abuse creep guy
Dude I can’t wait to style on my friend
IM TWEAKING GRAAAHHHHHHHH
When EA drops I’m playing as Willie
And I’m gonna try to avoid killing Willies where possible
HA he thinks willie will be in EA
I AM JOHN MARSTONN GRAAAH
oh fuck, oh god, Willie send me a DM
❤️
HE WILL BE I KNOW IT
he was looking like a recovering crack addict in the height selector videos
the last thing the homless single mother of three sees when she got aproched by @mighty badger
indubitably



