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That's below minimum specs tho
ts pmo
ok but hear me out
NO textures
NO shadows
NO shading
NO particles
Just play Minecraft
hmm
just play an untextured tf2 map atp
I play modded, that shit got me playing at 40 frames per second
Im back
minecraft king of unoptimization
that is true, half the mods you need are just to optimize it.
i can play rdr2 on high graphics smoothly but minecraft is where my pc draws the line
LMAO
How is everyone
Dude
I can barely play rdr2
chillin
It runs on 30-50 fps whenever I play with the Lowest settings
I would
If I had Minecraft
cellar door
womp womp
I think I will continue to play darktide instead
Darktide just really appeals to my brain lol
Fair horde shooters does scratch that itch
But the Minecolonies mod is an entirely different game
Day 8 should be them releasing the game
There is no day 8.
I like the idea of peak a lot
I wish it was longer tho
Yeah tmr you just release the game
I need to play peak but I just need people to play with
like the game peak?
Mememememee
I will let you know when I buy it, then!
When mc wonder beast says no to releasing game
it's fun, I'm glad I got a dedicated group of friends to play these types of games
Peak was cool, novelty wore off very fast.
indeed
Oh yeah, idk if it’s the kinda game you’d vibe with or not, but I finished SOMA yesterday, rali :)
Honestly had a very enjoyable story
I’ve only just gotten it
They need to do a map expansion
Or different seed system
SOMA’s great
What do you mean different seed system?
I really appreciate how it wasn’t the boring “what if everything is actually a simulation hur hur hur” approach to existentialism, but truly asking about what would be defined as the self
What we consider living or not
Peak has it so every day the map changes in layout, it's just the gameplay gets repetitive.
Yeah, it’d be nice if there was a way to speed that up rather than having it be every day
It’s definetly a good game that makes u think, it’s just that I’m bad at thinking 
I liked the dual endings
I suppose mods, can do that for you. Most of the challenges are doing the level in different difficulty's so it mean replayability is trying to solve a map with the handicap you are given.
Honestly same! Kinda like a follow up to the morality of when you copy yourself into the power suit
That simon at least didn’t have to be awake for it
I also really like the detail of how catherine’s face slowly becomes more and more clearly formed on the main menu as you progress through the game lol
They are making a new map. THey havent mentioned what it is yet tho
Wonder bread should publish the game
Check #announcements
They post reveals there
i know I was just about to make the same mistake you did
Love the pfp
judgement!!!!!!!!
How do you feel about V1 rocking your shit?
@lofty kindle did you use AI for the daily update flavour text?
That supposed to be me?
Ok I think we’re getting castle siege’s
It’s says in the thing

That thing they showed is used in seiges
HES SO CAKED UP
😭
Tmr
They sent him to a black site
?
thanks for informing us about this
i am so confused 😭
You and me both
Why does half sword's lore revolve around a psycho sadist jester
when do those maps come out
Does anyone know like the estimate on how much Half Sword will cost when the full release happens or early access or whatever?
idgaf im buying it at whatever price it is (under 20$ please im broke)
when they are ready
Same I just have 25 left over on steam wallet and hops it’s enough
I don’t wanna drop more that I have yk
yea
i cant wait for this crossbow
with those physics in the game people gonna create some banger mods
i wish i could play on those maps so badddd mannn 😢😢
terain physics would be so cool, like if ur on a hill and u kick them and they fall back and roll down the hill 😂
the cannon thing seems quite interesting
cool animations
idk the smoke looked very weird
Every day I wonder if it'll actually come out in 2025
I hope they don't wait until the last minute lol
i am seeing the day mcwonder comes with the news that its gonna be q1 this year
we need a release date to be safe
q1 of this year??????
ok watch your fucking mouth
dont you DARE mention that scum
that subhuman TRASH
that animalistic bunch of enslaved disappointments
nuh uh
Thats it, 8 billion years in league of legends AND an additional 9 years in valorant
specifically valorant eboy and egirl lobbies
give me 20 billion year in team fight tactics and its fine by me
They all try to sound like corpse husband
the other half do the most abominable impression of a cutesy girl
or some other kind of thirst trap
nvm just kill me
"this is my natural voice"
my brother does that same shit how cooked is he
put him on vrchat fr

he plays LOL its bad enough
oh noooo :(
he thinks the nintendo switch 2 is as good as a ps5
he would do NUMBERS with phantom sense
he said their performance is the same or close to the same
who
@plain scroll can you say "I HAVE PHANTOM PAIN"
yeah he's dumb
GKJWOERJKGOWEJIR JWPOIREJGPOWRIJHPOTIJ
BECAUSE I HAVE PHANTOM PAIN👹👹👹👹
he is
imagine hearing someone defend nintendo's 80 dollar price tag
or worse, say that dk bananza is 2025's goty
This did irreparable damage to the British accent
VRChat is hell :(
Because WE have phantom pain yo✌️
God I can tell the fools wheel is gonna melt my CPU
i love poorly optimized games
My Finnish friend says this is very accurate
omg helldivers reference
nintendo has a monopoly on mid games and a single good series
Why is there a urine meter
because you can pee pee all over your house and on your tv then get electricuted and die
this is a real feature
its fucking impossible to get out of commoner holy shit
use peasant class. hoe or pitchfork.
what’s the joke? black people? gotta cancel you bro.
the joke is kai cenat doi doi doi
Hunger
I can't wait for the Fools wheel to make my CPU, GPU, RAM, and SSD blow up
Mods are trying to brainrot us! 
they look so fed up
When are these updates coming out...
before 2026 if all goes smoothly
it will be a paid early access
but the demo will remain open
oh btw you need level 2 to send gifs if you want that keep chatting in any of the channels :D
the design is very humane
Khaby lame mechanism
Albert Einstein blud
😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹
the punch was so strong it gave himself a heart attack
approved
Embed failure
I wanna be able to play the demo but I spend most of the time in fatal error central. ;-;
skill issue
I'm unironically starting to love this game.
disable blood
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely
its going to, so they say
and it looks fantastic too
you will be able to open willie's head like a pumpkin after being run over by a semi truck
How smooth is it?
well w ehavent seen any solid gameplay
but from the screenshots we got it seems 1000x better than the demo's
how smooth it is? no earthly idea
👀
How good does it look?
The demo is really starting to show its age.
cartel executions might be possible
Even after turning off blood and gore, the game crashes with a fatal error.
This game should've been made in UE4. ;-;
UE5 is just poorly optimized even for high end pc’s
Yeah, this game should've been made in UE4.
This demo is so buggy, I can't even play it.
idk where to put this so im putting it here
I see what the game is going for, but with UE5? Not the best decision. It doesn't turn my PC into an oven when I play it, thankfully, but the lack of documentation and stability on PC for UE5 is severely disappointint.
mariwilliana
unfortunately the only way is foward
Is the demo at least getting updates?
Nothings getting updates right now since EA is right around the corner
nein
we are in EA release grounds
since october first
so anytime from october to december the EA should release if development is going to plan
yes, by miles
Seems like it. Check announcements
👀 noted.
check the pinned messages in #halfsword-chat-⚔ to have an idea
or that
Hopefully the game goes for a good price like $10 or $15.
Probably will, maybe $20 at most
Cause that price range is standard for indies
That works for me.
i think 10 or 15 is improbable
somewhere around 20 - 30
since they said its gonna be premium indie game price
I mean for the EA version to be 10-15
As much as I like Half Sword, I wouldn't pay 30 bucks for it
full version should go for 20-25
buying the early access is buying the full version
no need to buy again
i mean, we havent seen just how much of the game is there
feels like it
ptolly
I know, but for people who wanna wait until full development, they usually pay extra.
one more hopefully
release date!
i feel like steam wheel would be pretty lame for last one
would certainly make fights more interesting
i wonder how much damage if you get shot
perhaps shoot limbs off
The main problem with it being 30 is that AA games are priced at like 35 to 40
the price i am expecting and hoping with my wallet is that its gonna release at 25 dollars
depending on gore maybe
a map editor could do wonders
30 would be fair imo i'd pay like 15-20 just for demo
if they do i wanna make a dungeon map as long as abyss
similar to exanima
idk what they'll do for workshop support. I'm thinking maybe weapons, enemies and stages?
100 dollars a copy
all of the above
Oh sick!
demo isnt worth even 10 imo its too barebones
i think id buy it at max for 100 dollars
Demo feels a $2 tech demo.
yep
i mean that's what it is except it's a $0 tech demo
Fair I guess
bar of entry is 0
only games i could ever drop 100 dollars on are GTA VI, Forza Horizon 6 and RDR3
that's why it's a demo
exactly
its great for free
i don't have faith in fh6
we have to
they're gonna try to cash in on the OMG MUH JAPANESE JDM
its japan bro
and appeal to exclusively weeaboos and jdm larpers who have never stepped foot inside of an actual japanese domestic car
they NEED to get it right or its fucking over
I HATE JDM CULTURE I HATE JDM CULTURE I H
japan is their redemption chance
I'm never spending $100 on a game. Earn that.
i would love a good kei truck lineup
gta6 is gonna be 100
every day i thank god i ride with the bavarians
on my life
lmao
As long as they include the Peel P50 in FH6 I'm sold
Wouldn't be surprised if it was 100 dollars. Still not buying it lmao.
bro u see how greedy they are? dudes were talking about hourly prices...
a simple man
there are people out there who paid 60k for their rotting rusted outdated 1990s japanese sports car that is incredibly mid
who, the guy who left? the one that made MINDSEYE?
yeah leslie IS a greedy litlle shit
glad he left
wdym u dont want a car that has 300hp and has an ass trans for 90k !?!??!?!?!?
BRO YOU DON'T GET IT
IT'S JDM! 2JZ??? RB???????? YOU CAN MAKE 1000HP???????????
DRIFT BUILD?
BRO??????????
i found a livery for it that mimics this
only if it comes preinstalled with a body pillow
🔥
my brother swears on his life that the supra is the best car in forza
I have the kinder egg livery on my P50 in FH4 lol
me buying a clapped 335i for 3k and being able to do the same shit every jdm fanboy loves to brag about for less than the price of a rolling S chassis with rust all over
the thing is he is RIGHT sometimes because they buff the fuck out of the supra for the jdm larpers to be happy
mk5 supra clears low diff
there is NO REASON for the stock supra in fh3 to be as fast as a s2 tuned hellcat
NO
REASON
the jdm pole riding gmfu
will multiplayer be in halfsword
local splitscreen
bruh
i dont think thats going to be very possible wit hthe physics
it is
very possible
possible but not optimal nor recommended
the thing is they dont wanna for the foreseeable future
im gonna get cut in half while the other dude is half way accros the map because he has 30ms of desync
look at beammp and the bullshit involved with it
id say they like draw a portrate and than replace it with each frame of the game they are playing
nty
why not make a peer to peer connection private games
what the horrible desync
it works if you have local servers with under 5 players
if u dont have that its a shi show
cluesless what are your expectations and wishlist for fh6
online metaplay would just be the spiked spear
people love to use the defense that beamng made it possible but
- it has these issues mentioned above
- the devs themselves didn't make beammp and it is entirely a third party solution
- beamng is also technically more simple than half sword pound for pound
i want to not have 25 square miles of open fields
ranked would go crazy
the downfall of fh5, being built for the eliminator
that should have been the first red flag the map was gonna be shit
wangan midnight shoutout
and not being dogshit
i mean it is pretty much a full game
i want verticality back tbh, and a hot take imo but i want closed roads
because ON GOD i am an avid believer in the c1/highway side of japanese car culture
its not a racing sim its a physics sim
no break guardrails bullshit
expecting story from fh after 4
if they brought back the vibe from fh1 would be good enough
it's cooked bro
after 1 lol
let me dream twn 🥀
3 was fun
@umbral bough have you played test the ea ?
still had solid progression and whatnot
tbh 1 and 4 were the only ones with actual story development
but 4 less than 1
its just loose non linear side quests
fh1's protagonist is way more interesting without saying a single word
4 had my favorite intro segment and main menu
ranked mode would go crazy @bronze bramble ill give you 10 bands if theres online multiplayer
kai cenat would play it
don't ping devs gng
oh
thats willie putting a sword up his ass LMAO
intro seg for fh4 was legit CINEMA
dude the song
it was also my return to the series after years
i didnt play fh3 and fh2 for the xbox one until this year
we better also get decent seasons like 4
i always loved drum n bass so the intro was just art
5 did not hit that mark
the song is made out of silk
on god i am the only one who listens to drum n bass in this server
all you people with your metal rock and w/e
i played fh1 and fh2 (360) so i didnt expect to be hit with good ass music and a banger set of races right in the beginning
I LOVE DNB. I LIVE BREATHE AND DIE DNB.
ohhh whats the poster car gonna be?
i listen dnb :(
something japanese for sure
new lfa thingy?
my question is what
the new lexus maybe?
new lexus maybe
dungeons and bragons...?
yea
reminder that japan's cars fell off
they literally have like
3 flagship sports cars left
mental synch
i hope the map isnt wide roads only
rural japan has tight roads
give back the insane high stakes brutal roads with no margin for error
ofc tokyo is gonna be wide as a mf but rural places should be technical to race
me when R3 class races at nighttime (nightmare)
tokyo is gonna be the first neon city type environment that forza has btw
i wonder if we are getting car sounds that dont sound like wet farts
they HATE getting money bro they are allergic to that shit like Dutch Van der Linder
yea so its gonna be mid
or half decent with zero optimization
i legit cant play with the ferrari 599xx because it sounds like a hair dryer with rabies in fh5
on god i'm so glad i came up at the perfect time to just take my racing game addiction over to irl
so i can watch it all turn to shit
we need to pray harder brothers and sisters
hah
gotta bleed a lamb or someting
thas right
but ofc we are also getting acc evo AND rally and project motor cars
it's me and my 200k mile n54 against the world
i can already hear it, the most sanitized corpo japanenglish ever heard
konichiwa driver! welcomu to the horizonu festival
if it flops im going to ram their hq with a truck
i want Japanese with english subtitles
possible but wouldnt make sense lore wise
only a handful of people are japanese people there
most come from outside
https://youtu.be/TyXuuN6NdzU?si=-me8NNjy9nVYIuoZ
The volumetric smoke in higher res
next gen volumetric smoke for cannons
-ghm
hmmm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i MIGHT be able to run that at a stable frame rate
do NOT make me visualize the gentrified japanese culture
It's not real time so yeah
I KNEW IT WAS BLURRY IM NOT CRAZY
It looks like it’s in slow motion though
what they did to mexico already cost me a bit of my soul
my guy that is exactly how it is going to be we never get accurate culture
is the smoke supposed to be that slow it kinda looks like a smoke machine
It’s a cannon not an air pusher
Papa's vOchO
being a floridian who knows a good deal of latino/hispanic culture ts piss me off
as a latin american i kind of felt like i was watching a comedy movie about latinos
who's ready for the obvious and cringe initial D references and eurobeat
its so steryotypical it is funny
ayo wht
get him
hola amigo! lets go racing with el matador!
its a mario pfp
time to die!
get in my carro
those who send invites to suspicious server
As a regular white guy, I have no clue what the hell yall are saying
DAJKBDWKGVBASKHVDKL
we speak a mix of english and portuguese/spanish in some countries here for the funny so we do say shit like that
It's heavy smoke
get the porta for me please
My adaptation of this great song ,requested by Robbie Osiris.
Now on Amazon music and other sites.
how i played this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJJPpG9yKiM&ab_channel=FrankWatkinson
ah i see
unironically banger
Yeah but cannons shoot with immense force, the intial push should he fast and then slow down as it dissipates
It’s an explosion it’s gonna have some force behind it
I know it’s not a powerful as that but still any size cannon is going to push the smoke out fast not slow
That jester's cannon thing looks like it's gonna make my GPU have an aneuryism.
IDK why, I just get that vibe from it xD
how much will this effect performance
he said its pre rendered so you should probably be fine
Thx for sharing it, this footage I shared it is a few months old.
And already made changes to it. Thanks tho!
Oh awesome sorry for sound like a dick
No no! It's feedback all good
That is helpful
Thanks!
You’re welcome !
it is time for another round of PEAK gaming
Mafia 2 normal edition better
one of the best games of all time
I played it when I was like 10-12 or somewhere in that age range I think
ts was so peak
you gotta go up the ranks in gauntlet
Im in free mode you turd
its what i managed to get
but you unlock them in gauntlet i played the fucking game
Ahh Okk! Good luck! Its a great game
try reaching peasant in gauntlet then go in free mode
i KNOW
i guess o
so*
gauntlet is fun though
give it a ry
thanks, im really liking it rn but honestly a full on remaster would be better than slapping on a blue filter and more sharpness
Fairr
i mean, look at the treatment mafia 1 got (ik its a remake, but mafia 2 only really needed a visual upgrade like that)
if vito dies too im going to riot
there's nothing here but a billard table and a jukebox
does anyone have today's wordle
ideal
oh thank you
👍
who likes my username
the gaygortham
Eternal torment
Change it to Ronald Poopdick
Please don't listen to that guy
im not lol
Dude controllers are fucking terrifying
What
Stalker
Half sword is probably one of the best medieval combat games I've played
I think so too
If you say so, they scare the fuck out of me
With all the distortions and voices that sound real
Endermen are scary
bro the smoke effects in the fools wheel look insane
cool to see devs actually using 3d smoke in this day and age
i hate when my foot is waking up and it’s got that painful tingle that enfeebles the whole leg whenever it moves
THIS IS SO FR
especially when waking up from a nap and your arm is eepy
never ever
put your legs on one another while sleeping
I can confirm I did this once. Never again.
it being asleep is silly and funny but whenever it’s starting to regain feeling and moving it at all disables your entire leg and pains you it sucks
@twin canopy don't attempt to @ everyone you goofball. Check the #faq for information
average luke behavior
my bad
you dont know the wrath you almost summoned here
general pings are same as war
i plead oopsie daisy
INNOCENT!
Go to bed you stinky fart
i will NOT
only when i cant even type
10 minutes give or take
Þe
Sentenced to 8 million seconds of eboy compilations on vr chat
good morning
its night time
not for me, it's 12 am
thats still night time
1 more hour and it's 1 pm
earf
it is 9:20 pm
yeah he fucked that up
we just didn't anticipate anyone typing brainrot to be smart enough to write the word

67
okay
rate my milanese
sillanese
My favorite thing i missed about skateboarding is getting kicked out of every fkn spot by the cops bc I live in a tiny ass town and they aint got shit to do
can the game just release
No
Yall will get the chance
no
the real half sword is the way we made along the friends
Peak
Saving this
I was thinking about doing the same thing
I read your thought
There should also be one for "I spawned in beggar with higher tier kit"
i can do that
What sort of black magic is this
dms
i think this is a shared experience tho
of thinking like "is this something i discovered?!"
might be a good idea to put a half circle cutout in the tassets
pretty characteristically italian
can we just get like one new map released or something
make one for “one of my favorite moves is half swording behind their head and sawing it off”
you will get several in early access
yeah! the only free map is the one in the demo. rest is EA
I dont have tassets
The straps are there if i do add them tommorow
when is EA
Mate what the fuck is this gif
Lmao
reaction gif to something idk wtf i need to respond with
someone should make this picture but with willie
Thankfully
Is the game coming out this December or November?
either one potentially
Which is most likely?
i don’t know
I’m tired boss
can't wait my fps to drop
Why is santa hat has a foot and chasing the gloomy squidward while the happy bob is sliding watching doing nothing to save the gloomy squid from being chased by the santa hat with foot
that's a lie.. i drive on the sidewalk..
friend introduced me to this game and i am addicted
no problem
its been a while since an indie game has made me want to join its discord
lowk wish the "Unconscious" theme was extended, is fire, same for the death fanfare, is also kinda fire
We have gained another half sword enjoyer
Rejoice
new sabaton album and an awesome new game to get addicted to
Playing fire music and slaughtering willies is the best experience
dr peppa

4g is 23x75
used by ks23
there's slugs and pepper shells
zvezda rounds my beloved...
the only thing that i understand is that these make boom and kill people
damn
i love getting shot with zvezda
i love being blind for 2 fucking minutes and hear NOTHING
medium gameplay of tarkov
just "eeeeeeee"
danya have VDV training to beat russians guys in tarkov
i literally learnt cqc on like the feww months of military
and I still do shit in the gamr
I am the russian guys
me when bear
im usec
though the drip in bear is better
i like my hand tattoos more with the deadly frog clothing
bear
beer
hehe
not installef i dont tbink
ou
i hearf there is an arena thinf now
oh so long ago
my computer wouofnt like it
throwing up
it's just a mask referencing another game
Roblox Collab would not be fire 😭
been added for a year from what i know
gah damn
devember
Danya seems like she has really accumulated over 2,000 hours in Tarkov.
um
u haven't seen my hors in warfrMe
😿
modern warfate
11k hours total in 2 accounts
type
ooh
i still olay battlefront
battlefront 2 goated
i have like 6k hours in roblox , 11k in Warframe and like 700 in tarkov rn
combat warriors
i thought u meant warfare like cod
i only got 400 hours on TF2 💔
but used to play like anything random
i still have life
i wanted to play tf2 but my aim is genuine dogshit
i dont think i've played robloc since like... i was a tween
pick up pyro
yeah
i haven't been playing much often
meow
beat all my frienfs on riblox tho
LOL
hi
anyway that was the only tike i played roblox since like phantom forces
meowmeow
hihi
On roblox i can asure that i have more than 5k hours bc i play since 2016
good game but sadly fucked by its own devs 💔
or more than 10k hours
real
yeah i played thst phantom forces game when i was much younger on a shitty conputer
cause the fps was bad i would have to snipe
old ass game 💔
coupdnt track people
i used to play counter blox
fuck yeah
I played intervention all day
i was so good at sniping
i used to trade skins in counter blo
until I got cs2 and just spent thousands on it
dragon lore but at what cost
danya youte cooked
i remember very well taking more than 5 minutes to load the game bc i had a shitty acer
glory days
LOL
:(
i havent spent a dime on video game gambling
really
i think so
i spent a lot of money in video game gambling
i used to get sponsored by CSGO skin companies whenever i used to do twitch
sho doesn't
@keen lotus is that right
takov
I've been playing with @swift carbon
with my friend ""group"""
it's like me and another friend lol
i should... arma III
no i lied it's me and 2 others
DayZ mods on arma was the day
go home gi
actually spearhead
they don't care about you gi
my griend
colornprojecy
what you guys recommend? Speahead or S.O.G???
i havent played any
no clue twin
i have played wcs and vietnam
vietnam or ww2??
to be more clear
i like it
its a solo game anyway
wheres the faq im new here and added the channel but dont see it
make some custom missions
@supple field
@reef crater
yuh?
imo 300hp in a normal (4000lbs or lighter) car is plenty for the average person
this channel is so lonely
anyway, im into low hp light na cars
mf wants a miata
i'm crine
no miatas are way over priced
how about we just like cars
i dont hate them, i think the nb miataspeed is cool
sorry i really hate 90% of japanese cars and the reputation and their fanbase
i like most vehicles except for raised pickup trucks
i used to think they were cool, especiallt cause they were cute, i'd just never want to own one anymore
based
shii if someone gave me a shelby truck i'd take it
i feel that bro
i like a lot of jdm, i agree a lot of the fanbase pmo
i own 2 japanese cars and think they're dependable transportation but unfortunately japan has lost their way with sports cars
i drive a Japanese vehicle but i do not associate with the fandoms around em
2003 camry and 2015 camry
in fact, a lot of the biking community is pretty cringe bruh
epic common traffic beaters
then i have a 2002 buick lesabre i want to put big wheels on and an insane sound system to pretend i'm a 2000s rapper
but do you have drip
i like the pattern on the helmet
its the uh
i got drip but it's not vehicle related
scorpion r420 helmet
(cosplayer)
yo, show me the current
the fabric/fabric-heavy cosplays i commission or buy
is it the base armor or
then improve upon and style the wigs myself
masters of ceremony
is it one of the sets in game
That's a good armor choice
at some point i want to do a phase 1 clone trooper armor
plain
but i dont have time with school
this was my most recent helldivers 2 fit
I don't think you could recreate that helmet though
then put together a re2 leon kennedy cosplay
i have one close enough to it
I gotta start hitting the gym tbh, as soon as I can get a steady flow of cash again
gambling
i've already done that
