#general-catfish-🐱🐟

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tepid field
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Theres an easy way and a hard way is all

spark quartz
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I am, I personally do think I have a large range in terms of voices I can do and would love to try something like that out, ive been doing impressions and other voices since I was a kid

tepid field
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well dm me and we can set up a meet to talk about everything

pearl coral
umbral bough
spark quartz
unreal bay
unreal bay
umbral bough
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to date no cat has rejected my touch

unreal bay
south roost
unreal bay
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The slow blinkies

south roost
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cats are the best gift god gave us

umbral bough
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the adhd gremlin

tepid field
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mcwonderbeast waiting for me to say something weird then change my name to it

umbral bough
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because we love animals in here

amber hare
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Buddy release the game already

umbral bough
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and animals love us

umbral bough
amber hare
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Ban this guy

elder pawn
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mods… skibi di his toilets..

amber hare
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I’ll sick my goons on you

forest falcon
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tf

forest falcon
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forward slash key not working

proven night
amber hare
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You digging in me

proven night
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y'know, quasimodo predicted all this.

elder pawn
mighty badger
amber hare
umbral bough
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they're holding back lmao

amber hare
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As in they haven’t implemented it, or they are hiding it from all the dark shots and angles they’ve used?

umbral bough
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who knows

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they don't tell us anything either i'm just guessing

forest falcon
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what the hell

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"bloody" keyboard software bugged out my \ key

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it just didn't work

idle kernel
# elder pawn

this reminds me of the funniest clip ive seen with jerma in half sword

amber hare
neat tundra
amber hare
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Hmm, wonder if it would come for ea then

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Or shortly after

idle kernel
topaz wharf
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This kinda random but does anybody want a steam key for monkey island?

mighty badger
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i do

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i love me some free games

open dew
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ttt

elder pawn
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I saw that video frankie…

daring rock
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tf

amber hare
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GIVE ME GORE OR GIVE ME DEATH

trail tapir
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Wrong video lol

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But ahem

trail tapir
daring rock
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huh no wonder im deaf

amber hare
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That’s no Joeys world tour is it?

open dew
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@swift carbon

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fun stuff

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I'll play later

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if you're up to play again

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I'm guessing def will play again since I believe he doesn't have much to do today

trail tapir
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Imagine halfsword adding explosives lol

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That would be awsome

open dew
south roost
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6 7

trail tapir
trail tapir
open dew
trail tapir
open dew
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ill love the environmental destruction of the fire

south roost
knotty kiln
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third degree burns would be gnarly

open dew
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I like the upcoming armor customization however

south roost
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the teasers make it look like hs will be open world

pearl coral
pearl coral
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i will DIE AT MY KEYOBARD when this game goes into EA

knotty kiln
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cancelling all plans for the week when EA comes

mighty badger
open dew
elder pawn
elder pawn
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why is this just a thing that they can do

knotty kiln
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we should ask them

elder pawn
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not edited they can just do this btw

sick folio
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WAT ITS NOT??????

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dont worry i will continue to post it daily untill its true

mighty badger
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it will be beatiful when that is true

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i am still confident the release date is on the last day of sneak peeks

marsh zenith
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i love every pixel of this game

spark quartz
marsh zenith
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haha i get it

lofty kindle
trail tapir
open dew
lofty kindle
open dew
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oh

neat tundra
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subtle facial expressions to indicate lying

pearl coral
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worst ad OaT

shrewd carbon
pearl coral
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yes

worthy ginkgo
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face reveal

fringe furnace
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need to add voice chats

shrewd carbon
worthy ginkgo
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billy flowers

spark quartz
worthy ginkgo
spark quartz
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how dare you

mighty badger
amber hare
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Guys can you send me blood teasers ☹️

mighty badger
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wdym

amber hare
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Like the sneak peaks of the gore

tulip copper
trail tapir
merry ibex
amber hare
# open dew

Broooo, I was not expected that to be in the game

faint zinc
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does anyone know if halfsword is going to be multiplayer?

umbral bough
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no mp

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kthx

slate summit
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Man im just looking around on google maps

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and i see this

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bruh

hoary rune
slate summit
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Also I always thought the green stuff was actually water

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And the big green area was the nile delta

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No

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turns out its just fucking green fields

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what a scam

knotty kiln
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beutiful man

amber hare
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Allen….. we are so fucked.

granite violet
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half sword is so peak ngl

lime knoll
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Silly

amber hare
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Yeahhhh my fault

verbal geyser
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We saw that bro

amber hare
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I ain’t realize it had all that in it

verbal geyser
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Heheh

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It’s chill

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Guiltyyyyyy oooooooo😝😝😝💥💥

amber hare
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I’ve seen the episode but yeahhh💀

verbal geyser
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I hate meat canyon

verbal geyser
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They make me wanna throw up

amber hare
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That’s smiling friends not meat canyon

verbal geyser
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Mb bro I’m referring to the goober episode

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Same art style

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I haven’t seen smiling friends 💔

amber hare
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Yeah some similarities when they do that freak shit 😂

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Dudeeee watch it, amazing show

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It’s hilarious and the dialogue is really good

verbal geyser
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My friends have been telling me the same lmaooo, is it on Netflix?

amber hare
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Idk I pirate it

verbal geyser
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XD I guess that works

amber hare
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Whatever site you use to watch movies or shows for free it’s probably on there

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I can send the link to the one I use if you don’t have one

verbal geyser
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Sure!

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I have Apple TV but I don’t use it

umbral bough
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my favorite thing about smiling friends is that the arguments/banter sound 1:1 in tone and dynamic to my fuckass roommates arguing

amber hare
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Okay, just whenever you’re on the site when you first click anything it’ll take you down a random ad in a new page, just close that and then you can search up the stuff. And when you click on the show it’ll have some random ad that ends after 10 seconds then you’re good

verbal geyser
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I’ll click all the links

crisp dock
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What's the win condition here?

amber hare
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Gonna get a virus so fast😂

crisp dock
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On the last mode

amber hare
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Lmk if it works for ya

verbal geyser
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Okieee

pearl coral
crisp dock
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I keep getting fatal errors on this final mode. How nice

shrewd carbon
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turn it off

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should work

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worked for me

crisp dock
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Let me try

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Works thank you

shrewd carbon
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yes

worn egret
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me reading the announcement

amber hare
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Kid named finger:

hoary rune
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I didn’t hear sorry

worn egret
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the one in announcements

amber hare
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Buddy was late to the party

hoary rune
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Oh

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Sheeeeeit

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That was dumb

worn egret
hoary rune
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Woooooo

sick folio
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7:75pm EST

hoary rune
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She half on my sword until i Willie

trim tide
crisp dock
# shrewd carbon yes

Once you unlock Golden Knight and are Baron do you keep it if you switch back to Gauntlet Mode and then to Freemode etc?

hoary rune
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😶‍🌫️

amber hare
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Whynot 8:92?

hoary rune
rigid shadow
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why not both?

hoary rune
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Just re-release early access

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That simple

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If you’re poor, make a million dollars

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Simple as

amber hare
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I have an announcement

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I’m going to be buying out halfsword games and then under my command releasing ea immediately

hoary rune
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👏 👏 👏 👏

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What’s their market value

amber hare
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A couple pesos

hoary rune
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A dollar and some pocket lint

autumn laurel
hoary rune
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Most importantly

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Is a dap asking for too much?

cold wraith
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I wish I was recording. I just spawned into a match of small buhurt and my teamates blade just cut off my hand 😭

trail tapir
amber hare
knotty kiln
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guys is my roblox armet looking ok

quartz basalt
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Wait.. We getting EA tomorro??? :o

shrewd carbon
shrewd carbon
pearl coral
knotty kiln
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i only started modelling a week ago

pearl coral
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i think the occipital protrusion should be a bit more pronounced and the visor should be smaller

knotty kiln
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thank u

pearl coral
untold wraith
trail tapir
untold wraith
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More nutrition in a dollar than anything you can get with it

trail tapir
pearl coral
untold wraith
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Besides the dollar tree bubblegum

pearl coral
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(dietary mineral)

untold wraith
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Because i got all of my dietary needs

untold wraith
pearl coral
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my dad has a hyperactive digestive system and his doctor told him he can probably digest a lightbulb

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i’m gonna need him to test the quarter theory out

untold wraith
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Who just thinks "yeah i bet this man could eat a lightbulb"

shrewd carbon
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sombody who thinks a man can eat a lightbulb

tepid field
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@halcyon ridge Ouch

untold wraith
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Yo

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Another voice actor?

tepid field
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2 more

pearl coral
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hello Mr. Causey

untold wraith
pearl coral
tepid field
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All I can say is 15th century european languages and a bejeezus shite load of efforts. (hits shouts screams begs deaths attacks etc etc)

shrewd carbon
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or is that classified lets say

pearl coral
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i think middle english is one of the only well known and studied archaic european language of the time

untold wraith
tepid field
pearl coral
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i mean we have like encyclopedias of their terms, if you read a medieval french document sometimes they just use words that we have no idea what they mean to this day

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like berreur

halcyon ridge
tepid field
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Like 0.4ms after i joined lol

pearl coral
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other than some weird unknown words though i think things like french are very similar in terms of spelling and pronunciation compared to english

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although i guess its hard to know for sure on the pronunciation

untold wraith
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How did men in the 1500's put on pants

shrewd carbon
untold wraith
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I know the times were different

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So im just curious

pearl coral
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how did people divulge middle english’s intonations and accents other than, like, puns and poetry?

pearl coral
untold wraith
pearl coral
shrewd carbon
tepid field
pearl coral
pearl coral
shrewd carbon
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and im wondering if they sort of still have that left over

tepid field
pearl coral
untold wraith
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"ye ol nipples cold i can't get my pants on"

shrewd carbon
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nevermind i just answered my self with a small google search my apologys for confusion

pearl coral
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but the only example i can think of off the top of my head is from the vietnam war lol

tepid field
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Oh no my boi @glad void is the masters degree (congrats again) linguist.

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I know a LOT of accents and whatnot though so its not hard. I speak 2 languages okay and have been learning a 3rd for the last 2 ish years

pearl coral
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we got uncle and beautiful from the french iirc

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idk if we got the name of the sun from the french or not

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a lot of them are lame loan words though that are obvious

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like bourgeoisie

untold wraith
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Can we get king henry the VIII as a playable character

pearl coral
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they also got some stuff from us though, like “burgher” turned into “bourgeoisie” which we then acquired back

untold wraith
pearl coral
pearl coral
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my girlfriend’s mom hasn’t responded to any of my five texts since july third

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does she hate me

shrewd carbon
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idk maybe

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did you do somthing to provoke her in any way

pearl coral
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the last thing she responded to was me wishing her a happy birthday

shrewd carbon
glad void
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Also why u givin out all o my personal deets 😤

tepid field
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It wasnt a confirmation till you confirmed it

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nobhea

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plausible deniability.

glad void
raven ore
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the voice acters

neat tundra
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@vagrant tangle I thought I heard you but I wasnt sure because everybody continued talking

cobalt shoal
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LEAVE ME ALONE

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PLEASE

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STOP FOLLOWING ME KINGDEATH

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Tryna join every goddamn server that I'm in.

vagrant tangle
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Bro iv been in here for a long time

vagrant tangle
wanton portal
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Yo mama

vagrant tangle
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Bruh

near iris
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Casually just has 240 lbs of mercury and a gold bar

open dew
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interesting user

knotty kiln
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is it a flop

gloomy furnace
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when do we get the crossbow 😀

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i need ts

open dew
gloomy furnace
pearl coral
knotty kiln
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i will go back

ripe flare
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i need that update 🤤

open dew
queen loom
pearl coral
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me when general is inactive so i have to go to h********-****⚔️

wanton portal
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Kid named toe

astral ether
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I swear to god everytime I look in here I’m given a reason to not want to be

wanton portal
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toes who nose

astral ether
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And that just makes me feel sad, it used to not be that bad here

old mantle
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I love you

vagrant tangle
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66 l67l 68

untold wraith
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Pumpkin no pie

untold wraith
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Dead chat

untold wraith
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True

pearl coral
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hi

tropic rain
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Yo

fluid linden
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what the hell did they do to the spiky stick?

fluid linden
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hits feel like they have 0 impact now

pearl coral
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unless the last time you played was like nine months ago

fluid linden
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last time I actually used the weapon was in the summer

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but yeah, just did a brave stand and every full force clean hit felt like it was just causing minor flesh wounds even against gambesons

astral ether
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hey silly head!

raven ore
spark quartz
lavish blade
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hey silly head!

open dew
spark quartz
oak olive
astral ether
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not much else going on lol

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you?

spark quartz
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Big chilling playing ghost of yotei

astral ether
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hell yeah

spark quartz
fluid linden
# umbral bough still op

think I figured it out. Fighting the 5v1 with lockon turned off was causing me to not catch the enemy in the sweet spot of the swing. Did some 1v1s and they're all easymode

astral ether
spark quartz
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I see a lot of potential with freinds

astral ether
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well that's good at least

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and yeah pvp extraction shooter kinda turns me off, but pve I would play

open dew
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isn't the game third person?

astral ether
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I enjoyed forever winter

open dew
astral ether
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just pve would be my speed

open dew
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@spark quartz do you think moai will be proud of me

fluid linden
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what does it do differently from tarkov in the gameplay loop?

open dew
spark quartz
fluid linden
# open dew probably nothing

yeah thats the problem I have with most extraction shooters tbh. If it's just a different flavour of Tarkov-lite I'd rather just play Tarkov and accept the grindy parts of that.

open dew
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WE love tarkov

fluid linden
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I thought greyzone warfare was going to feel like some Arma Antistasi mod/Tarkov mix but think it was pretty mid and didn't actually offer much

open dew
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yeaah

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marauders could've changed everything but fell the fuck out bc of team17

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tarkov killer

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gone

fluid linden
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marauders had a great vibe yeah

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greyzone seemed really uninspired for the level of budget that probably went into it

open dew
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yeaaah

covert timber
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frick

kind raven
umbral bough
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the only thing that can kill half sword is half sword

oak olive
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declan monroe

left jolt
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it's created by embark studios, same company that made The Finals(best fps in decades imo) so I have a lot of faith

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the playtest has been really fun, I thought tarkov was boring as shit

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I'd say, if you don't like sweaty extraction shooters but if you give this free weekend a shot and you don't like arc raiders, you're never going to like one

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bc it's incredibly casual in comparison

crimson garden
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Small gameplay clip since i walked into the arc raiders discussion
Honestly feels like the last of us meets the cycle meets tarkov lol i love sneaking up on people and giving em the business, definitely worth a cop

left jolt
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lmao

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I did a run earlier where my team ran up on another team and we all decided to team up and take down the crawler

crimson garden
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If you can get the green ar, you win every fight lol that gun is busted

sonic tinsel
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my buddy was streaming that on discord the other day and he ran into a guy with an arnold schwarzenegger soundboard

left jolt
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it's fucking insane

crimson garden
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I have 2 of them i havent used em yet, also have a blue pistol i havent taken out yet but i reckon im gonna run all the high tier stuff today since it wnds

crimson garden
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Ends*

left jolt
crimson garden
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lowkey i knew this game was gonna be a banger when i saw embark was behind it

left jolt
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it can pretty much two shot anything

sonic tinsel
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is that game gunna have tarkov style wipes? its on my wishlist but i havent paid much attention to it yet

crimson garden
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The finals has no business being as good as it is for f2p

crimson garden
left jolt
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I got a blueprint for a gun that looked nasty but I can't figure out how, or even if, I can get a workshop level 2

crimson garden
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But maybe not, there is a long skill tree

crimson garden
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Yeah ive been wanting to find that out, i got a ultra rare weapon part in raid

left jolt
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they'll probably do seasons with different cosmetics available

crimson garden
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Red color, game made a fuckin like chaching noise or something when i looted it lol

left jolt
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woah holy shit

crimson garden
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Used to craft the highest tier guns i think, it listed off 3 guns i could craft with it

left jolt
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best thing I've gotten is like a pink key and that blueprint

crimson garden
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But of course workbench lvl 1

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I found a key for a map that isnt out☠️

left jolt
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lol yeah exactly, I don't think we can get level 2 yet

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same lol

crimson garden
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Be cool if they let us keep our inventory but i doubt it

somber panther
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HALFSWORRRD

left jolt
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nah, they said it'd be wiped for the test

left jolt
crimson garden
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No biggie, i think im probably dropping a pre order lol game scratches the tarkov itch without being the god forsaken game that is tarkov

left jolt
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yeah I can't stand tarkov

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I played Delta Force for a while

crimson garden
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Plus i been dying for that the last of us factions vibe in a game and this game scratches that itch as well

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With the movement and gunplay

left jolt
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that was pretty good but still got to be bullshit

sonic tinsel
crimson garden
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I hate delta force

left jolt
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lmfao I like it for it's normal mode, I don't like the extraction version

crimson garden
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Optimization being poop

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The grind dear god the grind

left jolt
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yeah, that'd make it better lol

sonic tinsel
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cheaters and scummy decisions on the companies part are what drove me away from it

left jolt
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exactly

crimson garden
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I have the unheard edition unfortunately lol

left jolt
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I was never a huge fan to begin with but after everything said and done, hard pass

sonic tinsel
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one too many times i get one tapped by a scav from across the map to have any desire to play

crimson garden
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I dropped almost 2k hours safe to say i was a fan, but just nothing has changed really in all the years ive played it

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Nothing worthwhile anyhow

left jolt
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yeah

crimson garden
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Yay new content but we have the same bugs from alpha

sonic tinsel
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then again im at the age now where my aptitude for shooters aint what it used to be im a mmo guy now a decade of chivalry and mordhau led me to this game lol

crimson garden
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Mordhau goes crazy, wish id played it more in its prime. Now you only can play against russian sweats with 200 ping

sonic tinsel
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i prefer this game over mordhau and chivalry because the problem with this kind of game in multiplayer is that players eventually optimize the fun out of sword fighting physics games

left jolt
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I wish there'd be an extraction game where like, you're actually in a sort of co-op survival/builder style game and then you can go into an extraction PVP/PvE instance for high quality gear and shit for your base

sonic tinsel
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people damn near backflipping to dodge your sword isnt fun lol

crimson garden
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This game will never have that issue considering no two swings will ever be the same, even with macros due to it being entirely physics based

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Even a replay system would probably be very technically demanding

left jolt
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yeah I don't see that being a problem here, only thing I think is really dumb is that spin move I see people doing

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if we get pvp that's gotta go lol

crimson garden
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Ahaha i love spin moves ngl, but only if theyre used in a calculated manner, if youre flailing i feel like anyone can get wins lol

sonic tinsel
left jolt
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they gotta nip it quick or it turns into how do we cheese the physics engine the best way

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sometimes cool things happen, like GunZ back in the day with K-style fighting if you're familiar with that

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but more often than not it ends up ruining the actual parameters of the game

crimson garden
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Tbf i feel like mordhau and chivalry (1 not 2) have the highest skill ceilings in video games though. It def is less sword fighting and more manipulation but some shit they do takes MAJOR reaction time and skill

crimson garden
sonic tinsel
crimson garden
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Yeah i can agree there lol

sonic tinsel
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on that note though, this game could take a page from mordhau and add some gag weapons like lutes

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would love to play a lute then smash someone over the head with it

left jolt
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I forsee a lot of melee crossbows in the future 😂

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but yeah lute be cool

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already got oars and candlesticks

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not a far leap

sonic tinsel
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the long candelabra is a sick weapon i love interupting a duel with it by beating someone over the back of the head with it

mystic marlin
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in some ways it does feel like a real fight and in some ways it doesn’t at all

naive turret
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does your process save?

frosty stratus
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anyone here got terraria?

tepid field
wanton portal
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mouse bites

plush cedar
wanton portal
granite coyote
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when is the next update?

wanton portal
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november or december

plush cedar
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ith never luputh

trim thistle
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when is game releasing

near gulch
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when is this game releasiing

trim thistle
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i dont know

near gulch
trim thistle
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lol

plush cedar
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you should marry each other

near gulch
near gulch
trim thistle
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idk

near gulch
trim thistle
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i have 60 hours when is game release

near gulch
trim thistle
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oh okay

wanton portal
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never

near gulch
wanton portal
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the game is never releasing

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we've cancelled it actually

near gulch
trim thistle
near gulch
trim thistle
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its my fav

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pls dont

near gulch
near gulch
trim thistle
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oh okay

near gulch
near gulch
trim thistle
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nooooooooo :(:(:(:(:(

near gulch
lavish blade
pale radish
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did they give willy a skeleton?

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i keep hearing crunching bones and i literally just broke willlie's leg and he couldnt walk

brisk ginkgo
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when is the real game out

halcyon rover
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GEORGIA MENTIONED🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪

south talon
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can we change key bindings already ?

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are is that still a no

brisk ginkgo
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ADN

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MORE

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CUSTOM

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CHAR

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the bald ugly man

hazy bramble
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what do you people think about one piece

lavish blade
lavish blade
wanton portal
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all I know is that each of the female characters share the same physique

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and the same face

wanton portal
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did you guys know

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that theres no official sea horse emoji

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:seahorse:

frosty stratus
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yall

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im betting since this is the final day of the announcement

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its going to be a huge announcement

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i hope its smth like price of the game or release date

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or some combat videos

wanton portal
frosty stratus
#

ngl when EA releases frank and ivan bout to be rich

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😭

forest falcon
unkempt zodiac
forest falcon
#

My comments are being spam liked by bots on a manga reading website

small orbit
#

big saucy wieners

near coral
#

My Willie is bleeding!

night oasis
amber hare
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3 more hours guys

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Or is it 54 mins

severe fulcrum
#

II Hours and LV Minvtes

keen wedge
#

what did they do to my skill

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why does it have a ass cheek

glossy summit
#

actually its just pee hole

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so its fine

forest falcon
#

kinda wraps around the skull

keen wedge
#

oh alr and is there any way to peel it off

drowsy finch
#

It will fall off soon :(

keen wedge
lavish blade
knotty kiln
#

praying the final SNF peek is a trailer

unborn kayak
knotty kiln
#

well i guess

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the possibility of a cow walking into your house is low but not zero

lavish blade
supple field
#

did you lose yours chrome? is that why you have resorted to stealing?

lavish blade
fierce hearth
#

so he's a skinwalker?

wanton portal
obtuse pumice
#

egg

open dew
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hi

obtuse pumice
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Hallo

knotty kiln
#

leaks in 54 minutes

hard swallow
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@lofty kindlestay awake pls

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dont forger to post

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p[ls

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pls

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thx 😄

lofty kindle
hard swallow
#

Sunday Post. :>

lavish blade
lofty kindle
lavish blade
hard swallow
#

When does steam fest end

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wtf is steam fest

forest falcon
hard swallow
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go fuck yourself kindly

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then die however you want

forest falcon
hard swallow
#

wait wait wait

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im sorroy?

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voiace aictor?S

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The fucks a filthy losel

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@tepid fieldIs it Filthy Losel or did u mean Filthy Loser

forest falcon
#

<@&1080390104562016306>

lavish blade
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LMAO

hard swallow
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thx

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i wanted to get scammed

forest falcon
#

kai cent aid

hard swallow
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downloads and falls for the scam like a ragga-fuckin-muffin

autumn laurel
#

you've been helped

forest falcon
#

"help plea"

forest falcon
#

fucking thanos snapped lmaoo

wind geode
#

I gotta be good at least one thing

solid hemlock
#

im new here is multiplayer planned?

lavish blade
#

probably

solid hemlock
#

boutta be fire

knotty kiln
#

20 minutes till peak

frosty stratus
#

12 minutes

frosty stratus
trail tapir
frosty stratus
broken geode
#

yo

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im back

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it didnt let me send the mssage

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but i got cooked

open dew
#

wat

broken geode
#

security bot got hacked

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and th

broken geode
craggy tendon
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is there any possibility

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to get the armor models

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from the demo

dreamy ginkgo
#

where's day 7

mystic marlin
pearl coral
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hi

supple bloom
#

yo

pearl coral
safe hemlock
#

whats happeninggg

pearl coral
supple field
#

hi

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what are my eyes viewing rn sam

wanton portal
#

Do you guys actually expect halfsword FULLY finished
Will be on the same level as KCD2?

hard swallow
#

@lofty kindleuhm wheres da sneak

safe hemlock
hard swallow
#

I was so excited :9

pearl coral
pearl coral
blazing lodge
# safe hemlock no i meant wheres todays post xd

Day 7: The Fool’s Wheel The Jester brought the idea from Burgundy, or so the talk goes. Said he’d once seen such a thing at a duke’s tourney, a marvel of iron and noise that scattered knights like dice from a cup. The Baron liked the sound of that. He told his fool to build one, and soon enough the smiths were melting scrap for the barrels...

elder pawn
worldly cloud
forest falcon
wanton portal
granite holly
#

Is there no more half sword sneaks?

knotty kiln
#

look on steam

knotty kiln
# granite holly Is there no more half sword sneaks?

Day 7: The Fool’s Wheel The Jester brought the idea from Burgundy, or so the talk goes. Said he’d once seen such a thing at a duke’s tourney, a marvel of iron and noise that scattered knights like dice from a cup. The Baron liked the sound of that. He told his fool to build one, and soon enough the smiths were melting scrap for the barrels...

elder gazelle
#

just drop the early access

hot tangle
#

wth is that thing

elder gazelle
#

please im dying of thirst

pallid sigil
#

the smoke effects gonna fry my pc

somber panther
#

GUNS IN HALF SWORDS

pseudo thicket
worn egret
#

pc destroyer 9000

pseudo thicket
#

holy hell

somber panther
#

WILL WE HAVE A HANDGONNE?!?!?

cold wraith
#

GUNS

analog lichen
split iron
#

SICK ASS JESTER CANNON

rich plaza
cold wraith
#

GUNS IN HALF SWORD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lyric moat
worn egret
#

my poor 1080 can hardly handle the game as is </3

analog lichen
worn egret
amber hare
#

Yeah after seeing the smoke simulations wow

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Pc is cooked

crude moss
#

wait a minute, those smoke effects could cook with a certain mod

analog lichen
daring jay
crude moss
#

noooooooo

crude moss
#

fart gun

daring jay
#

goofy minion fart

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😭

crude moss
#

FART GUN

wanton portal
strong kiln
#

will there be pigs

long yoke
#

why you teasing me guys....

amber hare
#

Barron when he plate armor and chest cavity is caved in by a cannon

trim spindle
#

the fool's wheel doesn't seem very useful

brisk ivy
#

imagine grabbing someone and forcing them to catch lead

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or place their neck when the wheel spins

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so it breaks

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hooooly hell i cant wait for it

smoky dew
#

we are NOT gonna be able to run ts after seeing whats for day 7

wanton portal
long yoke
#

im beyond excited, i need a date now

brisk ivy
unborn kayak
#

cant wait what they will show tomorrow

wanton portal
golden geyser
#

finally more guns being represented during medieval times

lavish blade
#

late ass

long yoke
#

date release tomorrow?

wanton portal
brisk ivy
cold verge
#

so nice to see the gifs in new announcement are actually in the fps you get in game

wanton portal
lucid atlas
#

It slightly does

unborn kayak
lucid atlas
#

actually no oddly enough

wanton portal
#

Can you force the cannon to move? So like you can aim it or something

dreamy valley
#

this smoke is gonna destroy my cpu

tepid field
#

@lofty kindle

shrewd timber
#

can't wait to see the minimum PC requirements for the game upon full-release (i'm going to pass away)

stiff gulch
#

there is no way the smoke doesn lag the shit out of the game 💀

wanton portal
hollow oxide
#

we got torture devices in half sword

dreamy valley
#

I think its purpose is to just spin around and shoot mainly

severe rapids
#

fps killer

wanton portal
#

I can't wait for duels to get ruined by a cannon lmao

lilac remnant
#

@lofty kindle why did you add vaping in the game

stone sedge
#

Those smoke effects tho

severe rapids
#

no need for a space heater

dreamy valley
#

cpu killer

rain bluff
mossy quail
#

(idk why it says death note wtf)

lucid atlas
wanton portal
neat tundra
stone sedge
#

It looks volumetric to me

primal roost
dreamy valley
#

I mean, if this is true, it's the way to go

stone sedge
#

Someone get Galaxy

distant sinew
#

When’s the game release

neat tundra
#

Only galaxy could know

wanton portal
distant sinew
#

Ty

carmine fjord
lyric moat
primal roost
#

so tuff

wanton portal
#

I wish I had a racecar

stone sedge
carmine fjord
wanton portal
dreamy valley
#

looks really cool then tbh
it kind of reminds me of the fire effects from HL2

wanton portal
#

Actually

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How strong is it?

dreamy valley
#

except much more ADVANCED, pff

carmine fjord
#

its gonna hurt

neat tundra
wanton portal
#

Is it like a gunshot from a pistol
Or is it like a blunderbuss

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Where you just get destroyed

stone sedge
#

It reminds me of the fire trap from Chiv Medieval Warfare

primal roost
#

they should add those weapons to the game ngl

carmine fjord
stone sedge
#

Just cannons instead of fire

primal roost
#

who has played kcd1 in here

carmine fjord
#

so yeah it would prob turn someones side into a fine red mist

split pelican
#

you

stone sedge
#

Oh shit dev typing

bronze bramble
primal roost
#

its such a good game

bronze bramble
wanton portal
stone sedge
plain scroll
#

Hello Milek Ello

stone sedge
#

(the tutorial level)

split pelican
#

love you 🤟

#

lol.

primal roost
lucid atlas
#

this is gonna be us

austere fern
#

they should add full swords to the game willipy

knotty kiln
#

theres no way this was a real helmet

stone sedge
# bronze bramble hell yeah

Is there any chance we could get Galaxy on at some point today to tell us if the smoke from the cannons is pre-animated or volumetric?

primal roost
#

im pretty early into kcd1 too

lucid atlas
next swallow
pearl plaza
primal roost
#

im about to do that hunting level with hans

pearl plaza
#

You unlock it after certain requirements

knotty kiln
#

unless im just looking at it wrong

carmine fjord
lucid atlas
#

its just a great helm I unno what you think is off

primal roost
bronze bramble
primal roost
#

its pretty easy to tell

stone sedge
wanton portal
#

I'm just hoping when
Ea is out on the public
I can customize my Willie into John Marston

rapid basin
#

when is the game out

lucid atlas
#

other than the silly modern art mistake here and there but even then I’m not sensing any

primal roost
#

in 1 day

#

trust me

slate marsh
primal roost
#

ngl

#

i want the 30 series and the 20 series rtx cards

#

to run this game

#

when its fully out

#

i dont wanna upgrade js for 1 game

stone sedge
#

Willie comes at you with this what do

knotty kiln
#

i looked at it as just this being the entire greathelm im stupid

carmine fjord
primal roost
wanton portal
marble crypt
lucid atlas
primal roost
#

so tuff

wanton portal
lucid atlas
#

only as an ornament not much more

supple field
carmine fjord
wanton portal
slate marsh
#

lots of decoration

carmine fjord
knotty kiln
#

this will be my willie

lucid atlas
#

my other willie that’s wearing Milanese export

supple field
#

my willie is gonna have a shirt on and a sorry excuse for pants

knotty kiln
#

plume of all plumes

#

and big couter

lucid atlas
#

big rondel of course as well

lavish blade
#

gn chat

crimson wind
#

hi guys

#

me and chrome will be switching places he will go sleep and i shall take his place in the chat

mystic marlin
#

unhand him at once

crimson wind
#

chrome does not complain. i shall not unhand him

forest falcon
#

bro the smoke in that announcement gif looks like what low end computers will experience upon having it loaded in

scarlet tulip
#

When is the game coming out approximately?

forest falcon
#

by the end of the year

dreamy mangoBOT
#

🚫 Jessy Causey, you need to wait 28 seconds to use that command again.

forest falcon
#

hah

fervent slate
#

Are they planning on dropping this stuff as another update before the full game releases or are they waiting to be done with everything?

forest falcon
sonic python
#

im feeling like its going to be 5 fps

oblique crater
#

can't wait VR mode for this game

sonic python
pearl plaza
sonic python
#

but i dont have a vr unfortunately

pearl plaza
#

Wait wha

forest falcon
#

mod

pearl plaza
#

When was that said

#

Oh

forest falcon
#

i think he means mod

pearl plaza
#

I get it now

oblique crater
#

yup

pearl plaza
#

I wonder how that'll work when a limb is cut off

#

And your fella just flops

#

Immediately motion sickness

forest falcon
#

yo die irl

pearl plaza
#

Part of the willy experiance pack in vr

pearl plaza
oblique crater
#

i saw reddit post about it, can i drop link here?

shell lichen
#

STAIRS CONFIRMED?!

shell lichen
pearl plaza
shell lichen
edgy dust
#

gah dayum those volumetric smoke effects AND shadows look fuckin SICK

brazen swallow
#

i have a confession to make

#

i think the barbuta looks cool

pearl plaza
#

Whats that

brazen swallow
forest falcon
brazen swallow
pearl plaza
#

OHHH

#

Its alright

unreal bay
#

Dw we will have a cheap non volumetric version for low end

pearl plaza
unreal bay
#

Woohoo

brazen swallow
#

i mean

#

you guys

warm stream
#

this game gonna set my pc ablaze when it comese out

brazen swallow
#

u just make vfx

#

lol