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i only hope they can find a way to render people in the crowd cheering for these arenas… z
real
No it would be halfsword VR. Peak is a climbing game with friends
so true
it will be weird if the arenas are dead quiet
imagine vr support bro 🙏🥹
mind your own bessw voice channel
Playing with your willie in vr would be goated🥹
We need Fornite x Half sword
now that would be peak
no it would be Fortnite x half sword
Willie double pumps Peter Griffin before hitting the griddy
What would that even bring
fencing students would be all over this game bro
willie double pumping peter griffin before hitting the griddy
I already quitted STUPUD !!!
like literally nothing
just a Willie skin in Fortnite
Noted
Ello Danya
yeah basically
Have a great weekend
thank you, you too
i would play fortnite everyday if he was there
special emote where he decapitates jonsey
Or him saying Eggard
This
Gulp
hello guys
hello
any idea when half sword full game comes out?
somewhere within the next 1 billion year
Finished the knife guys, what ya think
i have question does anyone know what day half sword is going to be released??
12/31/2025
thank you
cool as fuck, nice work
Is that a wood or bone handle?
Thanks man we start from this, absolutely nothing just metal pieces put together
Wood, no idea what kind tho
Damascus is hard asf to make
80% of it was forging the metal
Humans are so cool
genocidal*
Silence
peasents in 1420 really had to g00n to ts
Cool, now make me a switch 2
Alright, no promises though
you should give the knife a low taper fade
i mean it might have been hot for them
People didn't go in until 1960
Maybe I should just cut it in half and destroy it
did you watch every person before 1960 to makesure no one gooned
wasnt the whole graham cracker made to fight against it?
They called me the g00n master Inquisitor
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It was my job to go from hovel to hovel kicking down doors and making sure nobody was doing it
what about this
nah he was just a master baiter
I smell pennies
Ah DAMMIT, I MISSED ONE
Lmao
did they remove play test or sum
yeah basically
Merged with the demo ages ago! Get with the times old man
Bad
Bad bad
So so bad I hate it
And now I hate you
ur on a list already
:(
Anyone remember Kimbo Slice
who
who needs rules?
@wintry ingot
real
shush
now do it without a shield
i threw the shield bud...
what are you on about
but fine
beuatiful
i have to have a shield cause its a 1h mace
i just drop it before the fight starts
this is the one time i used it
that was the wrong clip above mb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
i still despise the shield
YO WHAT IF I
BECOME THE HALF SWORD 8 FOR UNARMED
LOWK
ik mace is like
tuff and all
but unarmed is tuff
aswell
and we wouldnt have to compete
i'll see if i can perform in unarmed like i can in mace
and ill make a decision later
what the fuck
its from southpark so its sfw
@indigo hare
what the fuck was that
...
I wonder what a lawless server with no rules looks like
ah hell nah
i tried that once
hell nah
im actually improving even more at mace
it lasted 3 hours before being overrun by political radicals
cause before i had no reason to try to be good i just did whatever
a true anarchy server has never been tried you know...........
well what if i do have a reason to post that
@wintry ingot is ts tuff
it's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
watch my clips.
helmet saved your azz
true
the second one im proud of tho
so clean
how do i activate photo mode?
C
what- what is ligma 😜
or P i forgot
DAMNNNNN
half-sword's most blunted
its prob one of my favorite rap albums ngl
love mf doom
although i barely listen to rap so my view is narrow
I love you
Nah mf doom is a hard take
Died near where i lived
Who the hell is Steve Jobs
aw damn :/
Do you own an iphone
ok wtf
You must’ve never seen it
aura farming fr
Barely below surface
Tf kinda joke is that😭😭😭
Lets see ur ball knowledge
Icl my entire soundcloud playlist consists of artists with under 10k followers so there's not even any reason to tell you about them 💔
Hai moai :)
hi good morning
good morning :D
bad morning
oh..
New phone has hella zoom omggosh
really good shit
hola rowy
I’m really surprised it was able to read it was able to snap the words on the side of it
You are a worthless.... Bench ass figure.
ohh
didn't even realize it
what phone did you get.
i'm pretty good. played some hakuga last night
Iphone severnteen
only like 20 minutes, my sleep meds worked fast
Its got like 40x zoom
that's not bad
ouch
did u understand anything
its okay lol i'm probably going to play some more tonight
kk
i was a little delirious but that probably made the experience better
i enjoyed what i've explored so far
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
yes
i'd delete it before a moderator (scary!) comes around and does it for you with an additional slap on the wrist
🙁
catfish
tilapia
Red snapper
Future updates look amazing but please oh please remain Steam Deck friendly 🙏
Shark
Jesus lol
lahbubu rocket
The scary part is how insanely quickly it changed direction lol
ik dude it’s like a heat seeking missile
I love the original animation ❤️
go check it out
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P.S I promise this is final fix now
to actually make it enjoyable
tt
is there a date set for the full release?
somthin
thank you for this information
before year end
oh yeah the game is so back
lmao
who did this
horrific
Why did they attach an animal :((
it’s a Lahbubu
Oh those demonic dolls
i want to make a bat file that opens a website and turn it into an exe
Salmon
so i can put it on my quick bar
hi
pazuzus?
Deserved death :(
Ya
Golly
there's a Perceval, the Story of the Grail (14th? century french tale) character named Goon Desert
musky
Um I kinda clicked one of those links bc I saw it in the references channel
Am I cooked
depends
I closed out right away and didn’t click anything
it's pictures
so no
Oki thx
its just trying to inform you on how to do crap
I didn’t see what it actually was
pesonally i think its quite fashionable
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it's always either kai cenat, mr beast, or the one who shall not be named
Wait, but if it was genuinely just pictures why was it spammed in every single channel?
Including photography?
That’s the thing though, I feel like something is slightly malicious if it’s botted yk?
no shit
Why photos is what I’m wondering
yes the malice is in the instructions
the pictures do not have any kind of code
it's like if i sent you a picture of instructions to give me your credit card information
i remember there was one that used different file formats for every picture lol
That’s crazy, I’m surprised that account hadn’t been banned before, as it said they joined a few months ago
Sorry didn’t mean to reply to that mesg specifically
Devious
i think they are getting stolen accounts
it's a new thing, idk how it works but one of my discord friends sent all the pics to me and then like ten minutes later he had his account back
from a third party
Fair enough
does anyone know if you can make interactive playlists in VLC
NO!
I’ve had a friend hacked before, and it only sent server links. My friend still had access to the account, and he still uses it to this day. Idk how this shit is happening or how dumb you gotta be to click shit but it’s kinda alarming
bro the new youtube timeline looks so shit 😭 it's like a kid scribbled on the video
anyways just finished gilding a gauntlet
neat !
Basically did lmao, actually cooked
i think im going to be buying some steel gauntlets and arms soon
The announcement kind of looks like the regular blood we have now
YOOOOOO, YOU SHOULD!!!!!! I LOVE ENCOURAGING POOR FINANCIAL DECISIONS 💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Its a little different with the eyeballs but it doesn’t look like those teasers we’ve gotten from way better
Unless it is better and I’m just tripping cause they kinda hiding it
i am downloading music because youtube "my mix" playlist sucks
It seems like they are polishing and making maps/content rather than adding extra effects yk? I’m completely fine with how the development is going atm, and the blood is fine
is it a poor financial decision if it is self actualization 
Do you not have a streaming service?
no
they don't work without a vpn
true true…
spend a few hundred and come back
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Escape From Hellview and 96 Quiet Bitter Beings by CKY are my favorites
Rip
I can’t go 2 videos without a starting ad so I just stopped using it
(I still watch videos ofc)
The blood does look like it’s the improved version but it also looks like it isn’t at the same time though if you know what I mean
Like the teasers we’ve gotten from awhile ago the blood lookksss crazzy
boy this is general
i got like 3
sigma
hi clueless
I 3d printed a piece of plastic and pushed it into my ethernet cable to prevent it from bending and disconnecting xd
engineer
I getcha, I’m hyped for the release
hii
Same, second ea comes out I’m buying it immediately
Brooooo I wish I had a 3d printer, It would make my hobbies so much cheaper
anything but put on a new connector
i'll get a longer cable relatively soon
this one is too short 😭
make sure to get one with the plastic tab protected
i mean it disconnects inside of the connector
when the cable bends
near it
so i pushed the cables down with that plastic piece
to lock them in place
why can't i write everything as a single message 
THIS IS SO REALLLLL
I can’t either
Whens the crossbow out? looks sick as hell
how can I run the game on Mac

@open dew you wanna play tarkov with me and my friend after the raid were in
i just bought some cocaine !!!

hi
um
depends
levels?
and what region
Danya, wanna not play tarkov with me? (I don’t have it)
:D
Is tarkov even good
I’ve seen a lotta negativity aboutit recently
oh god, found this old ass gem in my mix
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Figured
I don’t like the tarkov genre of extraction games
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sick cut
im working on parrying with this position
the dislocated wrist parry
i remember that one
Building the armor took a month, and the gilding is gonna take forever
i do wish willie would hold the sword a little more naturally . . .
also gluepert it doesn’t let you type without a photo attachment in the art channel
that’s why i’m pinging you here
his bones are made of rubber ig
stretch armstrong
@south sierra
yo
sorry i messed up the ping, i accidentally pinged a random person
ok
EPIC
A bit late, and very nice work nonetheless, but I recommend adding a "nose" to the visor. I feel like it completes the silhouette nicely
i hand switched and used a curved alt swing through the centreline
Should I bake and decorate a cake or make a pie
what kind of pie
I dunno
What kind of cake
pie is faster, cake is harder
I want to try either pecan or pumpkin since its fall
And the cake either plain vanilla or red velvet
HIIII, I’ve seen you throughout YT. I’ve been thinking about it since day 1 of making the sallet, but I kinda was lazy and didn’t add it. I feel the brim is the 1 decerning part of the sallet. If I were to add it now it would ruin the paint job, so next year if I make it again I’ll add it :)
Great work btw!
Kinda funny, but I am subbed to you on YT 🥲 I was looking through your public playlists a bit ago and was watching the HEMA clips lmaooo
As to you, I certainly don't have the patience for that level of decor
I saw ur channel on Marks Workshop
Thanks! It’s silly of me as I was too lazy to add the brim, yet I’m gilding it :p
Haters will say its not steel
rolly folly
July
Haii!!!
What’re you getting up to, silly?
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I'm at work rn wbu
I’m recovering from SURGERY (minimally invasive wisdom tooth pulling)
Oof I'm so sorry
Wisdom teeth removal sucks
It deadass doesn’t even hurt ngl
Yeah, the blood taste is really really annoying
But hey I get to have seafood in the mean time, which is better than my campus shit
Crab stays on top fr
I got all four removed at once, woke up with no feeling in my mouth; I ended up moving the gauss out of the way of the wound since I couldn't feel anything and ended up swallowing a ton of blood that I later vomited onto my floor
Apart from that tho it wasn't too bad
The not feeling anything sucked the most
Yeahh, I’ve removed the gauze cuz its stopped bleeding so bad
I think its just the clot
Thats always gonna be the absolute fucking worst
I’m surprised it doesn’t hurt like at all
Yeag but it was still a whole yankin
Which I thought was gonna be worse 
The whole ordeal took like a minute
Yeahh that sux
I hate the dentist
I dunno, teeth stuff for me has NEVER been that bad
Oh I love my dentists
Nothing stops me from talking to them
Even in the middle of procedures and stuff
The dentist isn't the problem it's the whole ritual
The mouth is like your open body, its the inside of you
I don't like them poking around
I used to dislike it but I have to go so often it doesn’t matter anymoresies
Yeah i mean I'm not a kid anymore so it's never that bad but you know
I didn’t need any nitrous for my wisdom toof pull
Yeah I was so anxious as a kid too lol
SAME, but only in my gums
Arm and wrist needles freak me out still
I hated getting my blood done
One time as a kid my mother took me to get my blood drawn and when they inserted the needle i freaked out and it came out and started spitting blood everywhere
Then two men had to hold me down
Ough ew gross
It was very traumatic
Ohnoo thats terrible
I never got blood done until like a week or two ago
Is rali healthy
It was to make sure my antipsychs aren’t killing me lol
I just keep getting pulled through the medical wringer lately for some reason lol
Its no biggie tho!
Yeah i feel that
I’m just happy that all the stuff I’m doing doesn’t take too long
Except for the therapy which I stopped doing
I didn’t need it 
I gotta get back in the therapy train
It's never worked yet for me
Haven't found the right one
Super fair. I’m not really sure how therapy is supposed to help, but at the same time I literally just don’t need it, so I guess that makes sense
I know you gotta work with the therapist for it to actually help
But likekee nothing past dat
For me I already know what to do I'm just tryna work through my trauma
Like therapists give me goals and I'm like yeah I will not follow this
Real and fair!! I’m happy you’re working on it !!!
Bwuh 
The goals feel like things i already know ya know
No I 1000000% understand that
But like I have crippling adhd and cannot function properly
That’s why I stopped going to therapy lol
Yeahh thats the psychologists job
I still go to them !! :D
imagine being so powerful, you stab through plate mail like the nord barbarian in that ESO trailor
I need one of them
Oh shit you’re still around!!! Hii!!!! Nice new pfpp!!!!!!!
I <3 medication
Genuinely my anti psychotics are so lovely
I’m happy I went to them
yeah I'm such a cynic when it comes to medication like it feels so fake to take it
Like this is what makes me normal why couldn't I just be normal in general
It feels like cheating i guess
I’m full of too much love and whimsy (brain fog) for cynicism
Bahh just cheat! It’s fun!
so true queen
sorry for the trauma dump gang
Ain’t nothing wrong with that sv_cheats 1 + sv_nomorementalillness 1
S’all good, I was also kinda airing my stuff out </3
Hello, there! I'm going to assume you've changed your name since we last met, as I do not recall a squash squisher. But still, I wish ye a good day, and thank ye!
Rali Folley!!
It's rali
Yeah you too you also have a good day omg !! :D
I’m still semi baffled by like… galaxy and sam just now figuring it out 😭
Ah, nice
yeah i dunno how lmao
Like bro we talk so much, relatively speaking </3
so true
This new camera on the iphone fucking rules btw
Like x40 zoom rocks
Cool cat!
iphard
Ty
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY NEEDS EXERCISED 😭
He has the chompers of the wendigos in Until Dawn 😭
yeah i have no idea what the context is lmao
Context be damned he’s POSSESSED
Rali and Silly Head hi
Pretty good, I'm going to my singing lesson soon
You SING ???
Yes
Thats really really cool bro!!!
I didn’t know that
On top of being the best SFM animator west of the Mississippi
Thats impressive bro :D
Rali did you know shizton has a bag full of spiders
Well… ofc!! He’s bugman after all!! :D
He talks to them
Thats super duper sick
That's true, I'm the bugman
EVIL vocal training 
I need to get my voice more naturally higher, personally
Some days I sound really feminine, but other days its kinda ambiguous, which I dislike
I see
There's one song I want to cover, and it's called Cesspool of Ignorance by Signs of the Swarm
I do not know how the fuck the vocalist go that low
Real men cover infant annihilator songs
I wanna do Blasphemian too
Hell naw gang you gotta do unholy gravebirth
Is that one harder than Blasphemian?
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Pretty nice, I'll do this one too
Dickie Alan is crazy
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING ABOUT THE NAME
lmao nope
Absolutely, I wanna be like him or be even better
good luck with that gang
Check this shit out
Thanks
I GENUINELY NEED THAT
MY ALARMS DONT WAKE ME UP FOR SHIT
(I use Sci-Fi and Alarm on IOS)
Also, I'm trying to learn how to play the guitar, the bass, and the drums
Multitasker over here
Just dont rush or drag
I tried to learn instruments in hi schule but I never learned any :(
Well, I'm focusing on the guitar and vocals rn
Bass and drums are for later
where master chef
Thats super cool
I never did guitar, but drums I did try
I was okay at them
Piano was a mess
Negative Ball Knowledge
Sheesh
today i will unironically start fight club
roommates and me are beginning a friday fight night in my backyard
Hi clueless! :D
Make sure you have all the safety stuff you need!!!!
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NEW ALBUM
i am so excited to run recreational fades
Bro its so dope too
I <3 Sanguisugabogg
I'm not a huge fan of their other stuff but this album is so fire
Sanguisugabogg has always been a song band but an album band for me but this one is fire
Nice!! Hope you guys have fun >:)
Bro, I'm trying to learn Abhorrent Contraception but I don't know how he does the vocals at the end
Overrated primarch imo
erm you're thinking of sanguine you nerdurai
my condolences gang
This is so peak
Yeah buddy, keep it up, wait till I get ahold of those hands. Those manly burly hands
Mmmmmm
Stinkurai
Bro is mod abusing everyone
Mod abuse this one ^
don't call me out 😭
Why do you think his name is that lmao
he talks to bugs
Bam you gotta mod abuse more in the sm2 server
he already is daily
Not fun anymore
They all just start saying there gonna do things to me
That's true
hey what do you have agaisnt us animal talkers
Also, hi Sexstrong
i mean you are just verbally abused at this point
Fihh😩😩😩😩
how much is early access gonna be?
$75
yo when the game come out
I keep getting fatal error on the demo is it me
dw happens to me a lot on the gauntlet or during the abyss
Turn off blud !
BLOOD UPDATE 11/22 !!!
Ban yourself NOW
You're just jealous
Hey silly,I’d really appreciate it if you shutted the fucked uped 
hey rali I hope you step on several powerchords on the prong sides
Owchy
Barefoot
People joke about legos hurting but powerchords hurt so fucking bad
Power chords suck DICK bro
Its genuinely so bad
Holy throwback
I always think they break skin too because the feeling lingers
It sucks whenever it bends the thingies too
Cuz then you gotta fix it 
Mr. Marshal hi
Mr. Sizzy hi
hi friend
GODDAMNIT I WANNA PLAY MAFIA AGAIN
hi mate
GolazyGijkNarster
because i have only played the first one
English only
the finest man of the united states of america, atleast in the remake
1984
BWUH
stealing that
@lavish blade
hi
Thievery is not allowed mr MARSHAL
It that even is your real title
More like GalaxyHighCRIMINAL
my title? earned with SWEAT and PAIN, do you know how hard it is to learn to speak fish?
Very difficult I can imagine
the things they called me for not knowing to pronounce their words...
"Land dweller"
"Look at that air breather"
i killed them all once i understood of course
"look at that oxygen addict"
"Take a gander at that evolved crustacean"
"Imagine needing an atmosphere to stay alive 💀" -the fish prolly
"hey boys check out that mr no gills over there"
"oh hey its no fin finnagan"
yo its lowk crazy how evil supers could be if given the opportunity
is this healthy
metro 2032 or whatever
hi
Samuel hi
hi sam how are you doing buddy
Armored MMA is just basically a real life version of half sword
buhurt is literally halfsword
harnischfechten is a real life version of half sword
Bro fell for rage bait

uh oh
sellsword arts mentioned
Hey Sam, guess what
i will not entertain ragebait
Shizton you're getting banned right now
when is the game comming on steam
before 2026
demo is now and early access sometime before january
i have helped a human achieve godhood
so like december
the demo one is boring cux only 1 map but still impressive
cuz of that fire graphic
and gore and everything
not boring!
i am betting on late november
but december could be too
I mean jot fun cuz of 1 map
mark my words they will announce the release date of november 26 at the end of the steam fest
yes novembar could be good I get a pc then
bro holy that's the date I get pc
😭
betting bot
@mighty badger but will it be more.optimised than demo version
yes that has been confirmed
that's fire and.will it be 30 euros
10 - 30 dollars if we are going by the previous survey results
but nothing confirmed
all we know is that its premium indie price
so think silksong prices
we all know it's a good game
so it's worth maybe 30 euros
but we all would like.lowrr price but is ok
Sigma
30 euros is 3000 dinars for me
which will be lime 3 weeks of saving or lower
like 2
in my case its one tenth of the minimum wage
actually half of the minimum wage
if i convert from reais to dollars our minimum wage is something around 230 dollars a month
This shit will be stressing to finish 💔
HOLLOW KNIGHT MENTIONED
damnnn that is very good
what's that
remote split screen
not online but kinda
its hard to explain
something like it
https://open.spotify.com/track/3ZXiFoZHrGFrjxzgzKsJmA?si=4vsIOOAvR3WZlM_na2facg @last whale been listening to this a LOT lately
dude’s vocals just have such charm
the guitar on this album also just kicks ass
|good morning
good morning
good morning
oh mu lord they change the art on ice titan and skeletons
how many trophies
oh samn
oh yeah i forgor welcome to halfcord
we got fine living
game is set to launch before 2026 and price tag around 10 - 30 according to the previous survey
i just transitioned a fella in halfsword
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I for one welcome clankers. Just you wait, when robots allow me to live as a worker and you get turned into a chair
willie has no schlong
willie is asexual and reproduces via mitosis
AH FUCK
is this an all tomorrows reference
I have a job i just don't wanna be reminded there's others out there
job xenophobia
imagine working on an oil rig
Please don't talk to Easter he doesn't need anymore human interaction
Id love to
@lost palm
why does easter have a human interaction quota
because its easter
if he goes over it he gets cranky and can have a tantrum
what sort of question is that
dont we all
like a baby
which chap to a select in free mode
you can feed him peanuts if you'd like tho
Youre going to be the first to get turned into a chair
whut
does it like peanuts
See what I mean
do you want peanuts
Yeah
IT 
ah
oh my god it's our lord and savior
fishman
it is i the fishman
Im TRYING to ignore YOU
THEN STAY WITHOUT ANY PEANUTS YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS FUCK
These are the exact words of a lesser
@mighty badger check dms
i hope you choke on battery acid and die as your throat melds with your lungs
ah kk
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im sorry for irritating your pet thing
i didnt know it was so smart though!
Smart is relative
such a wonderful thing to have a pet like it
It has bursts of clarity
i mean it mimics human speech
a glorified parrot perhaps
a master of mimicry
Every soul he devours gives him their abilities
It kinda just sits there and slams the keyboard until a coherent sentence is made
like the infinite monkey theorem
except its just one monkey
and its not a monkey

like the library of babel
It*
come on now we cant give genders to that thing it doesnt even know what it breathes
nitrogen
i think thats what stopping it from growing smarter
it should be breathing oxygen, dummy
its been doing fine with nitrogen
we dont want to stunt its growth though

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thank you I was wondering
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that is why I searhced up his name
i missed him..
fight club over for tonight
conclusion: everything hurts
i will now be playing half sword
imagine some geezer joining this server and getting horrified by the pics we post there




