oh wait no thats just a normal sword grip
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
lavish blade
modern inlet
pinky up tho right?
lavish blade
nvm
lavish blade
pinky up tho right?
ig
modern inlet
Lol.
cold wraith
Glorp
indigo hare
I hold my sword reverse upside down
lavish blade
i hate uvular trills
dry shale
i hold my sword 45 degrees perpendicular to the horizon
umbral bough
impeccable music taste
lament copper
Pluh i just found this at my friend's house
rustic barn
Tell me how I just got fucking oblique kicked and got my knee inverted
First knee injury too
mighty badger
Tell me how I just got fucking oblique kicked and got my knee inverted
in halfsword or irl
mighty badger
First knee injury too
ig irl
rustic barn
Funny funny
mighty badger
yeah that must hurt like a bitch i kinda had the same happen
spun around to grab something and dislocated my leg
mighty badger
First knee injury too
are you with a cast already?
and why tf you get kicked in the first place
rustic barn
In half sword
swift carbon
mighty badger
final boss
hazy star
who ghostpinged
amber hare
You guys may be playing halfsword, but I’m making quarter sword
amber hare
Started with these tiny bits of steel
Turned em into that
Feeling like Henry of skalitzs
modern inlet
You guys may be playing halfsword, but I’m making quarter sword
amazing. going for Damascus ?
pearl coral
amazing. going for Damascus ?
Louis XII and Konrad III:
amber hare
amazing. going for Damascus ?
Yes it’s hard asf
We’re doing 800 layers
Doing a class in knife making and so been learning how to operate all that shit, forge, air hammer, saw belt sander welding
open dew
i see you...
amber hare
I’ll have to show yall the finished knife when we’re done, it’s a 4 day long class and we just finished up with today
We still gotta fold the metal two more times, so measuring and marking it into sections, hand grinding off some stuff on it, then cuttting the sections with a saw, then lastly take it to a belt sander and clean it up then take those pieces weld them back together and back into the forge. Then you gotta hammer it out back into that elongated shape again
indigo hare
Doing a class in knife making and so been learning how to operate all that shit,...
im real good at blacksmithing in KCD2 so if you need some advice let me know, its basically the same thing
amber hare
If only I had Henry’s blacksmithing perk 😂
All ima say is it’s wayyy harder than it looks
indigo hare
you just heat up the pre made rough sword, not too hot, dont want it to burn after all. then start hitting it with your hammer. make sure to move the blade back and forth and whistle while you work, rhythym is important
just so you know i do charge for my advice
amber hare
I can’t imagine how those mf back in the day made entire swords
cinder roost
why does my game keep saying fatal error bruh
amber hare
just so you know i do charge for my advice
How much ☹️
indigo hare
why does my game keep saying fatal error bruh
turn off blood
amber hare
if youre asking, you cant afford it
Thank you friend
pearl coral
blood is the best part
but if you can’t play then what’s the point of the blood anyways
cinder roost
fine :(
do i need to turn off gore too?
it just FATAL ERRORED AGAIN
with no blood
I TURNED OFF BLOOD AND GORE
"fatal error"
....................
cinder roost
it is a demo after all but its whatever ig
mighty badger
do i need to turn off gore too?
gore causes it more than blood
cinder roost
gore causes it more than blood
i turned both off still fatal error
mighty badger
mayb reinstall
maybe*
the game is very janky as of now
early access will fix these issues as they make an original gore system that improves upon this one
indigo hare
gore causes it more than blood
thats actually the opposite
indigo hare
the issue is blood, gore doesnt affect it
indigo hare
"fatal error"
make sure youre running on dx11, turn down graphics if needed
cinder roost
i am on dx11
it has not crashed in about 15 minutes
new record!
seems turning down b lood and gore helped
indigo hare
I'm not turning off core game factors to play this game lol
your choice is either turn it off to stop/limit crashes, or deal with the crashes
unfortunately
mighty badger
the issue is blood, gore doesnt affect it
ooh i see
mighty badger
its unfortunate it happens so much to some
small kelp
new map giving kcd vibes
mighty badger
new map giving kcd vibes
forest or back alley?
fast nymph
Where are his hands?
gloomy crest
your choice is either turn it off to stop/limit crashes, or deal with the crashe...
I have a high end computer too. this is definitely the games fault
royal garnet
Great game, I hope I can fix the fatal error
mighty badger
I have a high end computer too. this is definitely the games fault
the plugin they use currently for gore is the culprit afaik
muted brook
half sword
pearl coral
I have a high end computer too. this is definitely the games fault
it’s known
muted brook
Where are his hands?
ice cream scoops for hands
fast nymph
ice cream scoops for hands
Pure dedication to keep his ice cream parlor functioning after the great scoop famine.
deft oyster
did you know that icecream scoops have metal handles to transfer your body heat into the scoop
amber hare
Where are his hands?
They don’t wanna respond lol
I noticed that too
Probably one of the reasons they are holding back a little longer though
fast nymph
They don’t wanna respond lol
They got camera shy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Handless Harry was too tuff
waxen condor
Slow motion for me
Slow motion for me
Slow motion for me do it slow motion foeemaeeeeyyyyy
stone spade
blazing lodge
Powerscaling will always be a lil (sometimes really) nonsense because ultimately the writer can always bullshit whichever character they want to win into winning.
elder pawn
Pan is NOT low multiverse
Pan isn’t even LeBron James level
stark flume
I noticed something
on the second sneak peek we see a close up from ''willie''
he looks different
wind geode
I noticed something
on the second sneak peek we see a close up from ''willie''
h...
Cause it's not willie
duh
elder pawn
I noticed something
on the second sneak peek we see a close up from ''willie''
h...
We got willie at home!
zealous umbra
I noticed something
on the second sneak peek we see a close up from ''willie''
h...
That's definitely billie
stark flume
That's definitely billie
baron-engaged abused willie
umbral bough
They don’t wanna respond lol
they already came out and said it's a bug they're trying to fix
pearl coral
I noticed something
on the second sneak peek we see a close up from ''willie''
h...
both of them look like two different people
last whale
both of them look like two different people
Samuel hi
last whale
You didn't see that
open dew
hi san sam
pearl coral
https://open.spotify.com/album/6A42mleFWNTSpYimiHRV7E?si=pXeQTs5xQmaBZ4Jis-XqFQ really good compilation
like reallllyyyy good
pearl coral
hi san sam
amber hare
they already came out and said it's a bug they're trying to fix
Oh I never saw but yeah I assumed as much
last whale
https://open.spotify.com/album/6A42mleFWNTSpYimiHRV7E?si=pXeQTs5xQmaBZ4Jis-XqFQ ...
Ts so peak ❤️
tepid bison
Rate my Halloween fit (it isn't finished btw)
light jewel
how do i throw weopons more accruately
light jewel
Rate my Halloween fit (it isn't finished btw)
9.5/10
pearl coral
iron monkey.. bolt thrower.. massacre.. carcass.. napalm death.. sleep.. entombed.. it’s so peak
pearl coral
Rate my Halloween fit (it isn't finished btw)
i think if you had something to darken the nose it would go a long way
last whale
iron monkey.. bolt thrower.. massacre.. carcass.. napalm death.. sleep.. entombe...
So many peak bands
light jewel
mask need some more detail tho
tepid bison
i think if you had something to darken the nose it would go a long way
Yea that's what I'm thinking but I'll also add black sun rays around the mask
I'll show yall if I can tmrw if I get black cardboard paper
pearl coral
Yea that's what I'm thinking but I'll also add black sun rays around the mask
saint pancratius type shtuff..
light jewel
how do i throw weopons more accruately
still tho how
open dew
Rate my Halloween fit (it isn't finished btw)
9/10,
I'd recommend darkening the mask just a little with whatever u have(preferably like ink and rub it with something)
last whale
saint pancratius type shtuff..
SAMUEL, guess what
open dew
and adding black lines like the mask is breaking would be really really cool
that's my little addons at least
pearl coral
9/10,
I'd recommend darkening the mask just a little with whatever u have(prefer...
you could try lightly daubing a sponge in black and then lightly dry brushing it
pearl coral
SAMUEL, guess what
what
spark quartz
Rate my Halloween fit (it isn't finished btw)
FOAP
spark quartz
pearl coral
<@216719867913568256>
doesn’t look like you lost to me
i want to unlock skeleton king so i can have an undead themed deck
open dew
doesn’t look like you lost to me
no the other guy thing
i js bombed this fiy
that guy gave up completely tho
pearl coral
UNRELATED
life will improve if you enter a headspace where no frown on any face brings you joy .
open dew
thats lowkey a lie
pearl coral
fight me frowner
open dew
:(
dim summit
tawny gale
ai is gonna steal my job before i make it out of college
Give up and live in the woods illegally
supple field
honestly been considered heavily
i love the outdoors and have wanted to move somewhere very secluded and work on art for the rest of my life. That would be the best
pearl coral
@open dew i heart FORMATION FIGHTING
raven ore
@lavish blade wanna see something cool
open dew
<@1297005303304425566> i heart FORMATION FIGHTING
oh my gof
worldly forge
You’re working in the coal mines
All them jobs went and screwed off n now I'm addicted to oxycodone
worldly forge
LINKARA !?!?
Allow me to put on my iconic leather jacket and fedora before I address you
supple field
You’re working in the coal mines
no but fr
its ok I go to a good school with good connections
tawny gale
Great, you can supervise the coal mining
open dew
coal mine supervisor
pearl coral
i heart helldivers
supple field
I-I- I’m sorry… it just has to be this w-way…
why is there por n in the halfsword discord
literally one of the most beautiful firearms ever
tawny gale
i heart helldivers
Evil version of helldivers: Heavenflyers
elder pawn
I-I- I’m sorry… it just has to be this w-way…
tawny gale
Because bread taste better than key 🤤🤤
elder pawn
Because bread tastes better than key
pearl coral
Was the fourth crusade goated or nah
elder pawn
y'all are just cowards
waxen obsidian
@lofty kindle STOP PINGS
covert storm
yes
covert storm
yes
covert storm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313604719947808902/1427034846886367393/c...
no maybe
yes
tawny gale
vocal juniper
happy feminine boy wednesday
dull ferry
no
vocal juniper
yes
dull ferry
you celebrate, i don't
vocal juniper
i will celebrate for you
waxen obsidian
happy feminine boy wednesday
vocal juniper
no embed
dull ferry
yes embed
vocal juniper
no none for him
covert storm
happy feminine boy wednesday
happy feminine boy wednesday
covert storm
to all feminine boys out there, know that i'm out there too, and i will destroy you
tawny gale
Why do they have the worst fits of all time
waxen obsidian
to all feminine boys out there, know that i'm out there too, and i will destroy ...
SUS
covert storm
whether that be sexually or in mortal combat will be judged on a case by case basis
tawny gale
100% child labor SHEIN fits
vocal juniper
This genre of person is my least favorite
not a genre of person
gilded dawn
whether that be sexually or in mortal combat will be judged on a case by case ba...
Uhmm.. s*x is evil from the Devil
tawny gale
Uhmm.. s*x is evil from the Devil
True
vocal juniper
Why do they have the worst fits of all time
fashion is subjective
covert storm
Uhmm.. s*x is evil from the Devil
so are trans people and i'm one of those
i'm already going to hell anyway
tawny gale
fashion is subjective
Wrong everything I don’t like is bad and horrible
gilded dawn
so are trans people and i'm one of those
No. Trans is western tradition.
vocal juniper
meow meow
gilded dawn
meow
tawny gale
Meow
gilded dawn
yayyy
dull ferry
western you say
tawny gale
Trans is western AND eastern tradition ❤️❤️
dull ferry
glad it's not northern
gilded dawn
meow :3
tawny gale
glad it's not northern
Yeah it’s only a thin line around the world
covert storm
glad it's not northern
is it southern though?
tawny gale
Absolutely
covert storm
i see
tawny gale
is it southern though?
dull ferry
northern are the most human
gilded dawn
TRANS BY BIRTH
SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD
vocal juniper
are furries made by the devil
dull ferry
ye
gilded dawn
being a furry is an ancient germanic tradition
dull ferry
dependimg on ckntext
covert storm
are furries made by the devil
i mean baphomet is some kind of anthro goat so i'd say so
dull ferry
oo
tawny gale
TRANS BY BIRTH
SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD
That’s heats that’s going to be my status
vocal juniper
my bible teacher said that humans tried to breed with devils and animals and that's how the cat gods of egypt were formed
then i asked him if that meanas furries are the spawn of the devil and he said yes
dull ferry
no
tawny gale
dull ferry
it's to take you away from jesus
tawny gale
Who dat
vocal juniper
no furries are actually amazing
dull ferry
about what
vocal juniper
being furires
dull ferry
sarcasm
tawny gale
Who dat
covert storm
furries already make up like 30% of tech infrastructure
if they decided to start an uprising we'd be fucked
supple field
what are scene furries
waxen obsidian
Truly they will inherit the earth
thats roaches bro
vocal juniper
what are scene furries
adorable
dull ferry
the only thing they make up is the furry cons
tawny gale
thats roaches bro
Roaches will inherit the earth
supple field
scene as in like the fashion trend?
tawny gale
Yea
covert storm
what are scene furries
furries that are into scene fashion
vocal juniper
scene as in like the fashion trend?
no scene as in scenecore
tawny gale
Ya
dull ferry
do you know what people did in the medieval ages when they saw a half-goat, half-man person
vocal juniper
what
gilded dawn
i would eat it
gilded dawn
@vocal juniper is your pfp your kitty
vocal juniper
yes
tawny gale
Scene is both
vocal juniper
isnt he cute
tawny gale
Style and music
gilded dawn
i love his ribbon
supple field
we got three car pfps
vocal juniper
i know right
covert storm
isnt he cute
lil fuckin' guy...
vocal juniper
he looks so mad and grr angry
open dew
hi
vocal juniper
but he will let u pet him forever and evver
dull ferry
no bad word
open dew
how r y'all's
covert storm
penits
tawny gale
Foap
vocal juniper
what if i like the taste of soap?
dull ferry
then you are a weird
vocal juniper
ur wierd
dull ferry
you should be strapped to a stake
pearl coral
@open dew WHY
covert storm
you should be strapped to a stake
oooh! ooh! me next! me next!
gilded dawn
what if i like the taste of soap?
It means ur unique 🌈 💖
dull ferry
in a dumb way
gilded dawn
one man dumb is anothet man genus..
covert storm
one man dumb is anothet man genus..
supple field
Part of me has wanted to redownload that game after years cause I see my friends playing it all the time.
but mobile games are dangerous
too much of my time would be stolen
covert storm
mobile games will chew your soul and spit them out like gum
gilded dawn
i like angry birrds
covert storm
then you try to pick up the shrivelled mess and the mobile game will stab you like in hit game half sword
covert storm
i like angry birrds
unfortunately the people who made angry birds do NOT like angry birds
dull ferry
something
covert storm
why are the guys in this game called willies anywho
dull ferry
the chinese clash royale looked more legit than the original
gilded dawn
idk why they took all the games off the app store but i was able to redownload them all through a roundabout way so idc
covert storm
idk why they took all the games off the app store but i was able to redownload t...
aw hell yeah
i remember i used to be obsessed with angry birds
gilded dawn
coz i downloaded them all when i was like 12 so i went back to the app store thing that shows all the apps i ever downloaded snd just redownloaded the unlisted ones like a year ago
open dew
<@1297005303304425566> WHY
LOLLLL
supple field
mmm the meta wants you to joiiinnnn ooooouu
last whale
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/thats-gore-of-my-comfort-character-spongebob-meme-inciden...
Shizton
This had to be done
last whale
This had to be done
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pearl coral
playing clash past 7 pm is always just a losing streak
spark quartz
playing clash past 7 pm is always just a losing streak
I've been playing Battlefield 6 with lobotomy patients apparently. I've been on a hot losing streak
open dew
ebp slulr
open dew
😭
raven ore
@bitter stone hello
pearl coral
😭
sometimes i just don’t think there’s a way to gain an elixir advantage
like megaknight and witch and wizard, i just don’t know what to do to that
and like that match with the three pekkas at some point they have enough of a push that i can only slow it down and let them keep building it up
i always have a super strong start and then they randomly place 13 elixir worth of cards that all cover each others bases
pearl coral
like what do i even do there bro 
open dew
LOL
pearl coral
give me 27 elixir i’ll handle it
take their tower and then they play 3 fatass megadeathcannons that move so slow they get to cycle their whole deck around in the meantime
covert storm
give me 69 elixir and i'll be able to play the sex move or something idk clash
lime knoll
Silly
BF6 is fun
Im like, Tom Brady when he came out of retirement just to win a superbowl
spark quartz
BF6 is fun
Yeah its fun but it pmo sometimes bro
Had a whole match where some useless fucks decided to camp ontop of a building the entire match going back every time they died
Those useless fucks were my entire squad
lime knoll
Had a whole match where some useless fucks decided to camp ontop of a building t...
Cant lie twin
Im a tanker
lime knoll
I be sitting in field n shi
spark quartz
I mean that's good, as long as you're taking out other tanks and infantry
Like infantry I feel like are supposed to be objective takers and vehicles can be either snipers or objective takers
lime knoll
💀
spark quartz
Yeah dont say that gang
lime knoll
Auto mod is fast here
spark quartz
But yeah I have trouble playing tanks in this one
The Churchill was my fucking baby in bfv
I loved that thing
I love bfv honest to gof
lime knoll
Im not a huge fan of the Leopard, but the abrams😩
spark quartz
Yeah i usually play assault and man
lime knoll
I also play AA
spark quartz
The amount of times I stumble upon a tank unable to do anything about it
Fookin nice
lime knoll
I absolutely love the weakspots
spark quartz
You know what pmo bam
lime knoll
Putting a rocket in the ass is so nice
lime knoll
You know what pmo bam
Whats that?
spark quartz
I want this mf so goddamn bad, the British engineer for nato but hes unavailable ffs
lime knoll
Yeah idk what thats about
spark quartz
WHY IS UNAVAILABLE BAM
lime knoll
Im guessing season 1 stuff
spark quartz
yeah its pretty dumb imo
lime knoll
Some of the Pax Armata ones are too
lime knoll
The assignments are tough, but I can’t say I hate it
I almost have the engineer maxed
spark quartz
If the assignments were more like "get five wins in conquest OR play 10 matches of conquest" id be more accepting
But you have to complete both
lime knoll
5 wins in squad deathmatch💀
spark quartz
Dude its so dumb
lime knoll
Insane
spark quartz
Im tryna play fuckin big team battle type shit game
lime knoll
You need like a total of 20 wins in Squad Deathmatch for a single skin
lime knoll
Yeah, and the assignments dont track properly outside of portal
Ive been playing hardcore so much
spark quartz
WAIT HARDCORE IS A THING
lime knoll
Yeh
spark quartz
Sweet mother of god
spark quartz
Honestly I just want one where youre not spotted instantly
And no minimap
Just give me that raw shit
lime knoll
Thats basically hardcore
spark quartz
Oh its only hardcore breakthrough :/
spark quartz
They should just have hardcore options man
Fucking ea bro
Five steps forward three steps back alwaus
spark quartz
I hope so gang
lime knoll
I love the game so far
lime knoll
Season 1 will set the pace for content
Id say its definitely a descendant of 3/4
Probably wont live up to them, but its definitely trying
spark quartz
More closer than the recent installments but I cant help but miss how 1 and 5 played
The Finals I feel like is how bf6 would play if they continued with the route they were going with bf1 and 5
lime knoll
Im just happy to be back in modern day, im tired of historic games
vivid basalt
I noticed something
on the second sneak peek we see a close up from ''willie''
h...
hey everyone how can i get this demo ?
spark quartz
Well just so you know theyre having a server slam on the 17th
Its a free thing theyre doing to test the servers out before launch
lime knoll
Might try it out
spark quartz
hey everyone how can i get this demo ?
Those are early access teasers
You cant get it yet
spark quartz
Might try it out
Lmk if you do ill play with ya
It looks really good
The movement looks like battlefront 2 since the devs are ex dice
vivid basalt
oh ok i'm gonna continue to wait 😇
lime knoll
Lmk if you do ill play with ya
Bet twin
hollow crane
wanton portal
Belts are just horizontal suspenders
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/deer-doe-buck-what-the-buck-stare-gif-6411873405582565168
Haha this reminds me of this song
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tH4u5OPJuiE&si=Ch-gplkutfUtzTHO
grand bane
Haha this reminds me of this song
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tH4u5OPJuiE...
You know it’s heavy metal when the logo looks like a worn leather couch
grand bane
Haha this reminds me of this song
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tH4u5OPJuiE...
Even if it’s not heavy metal I need to recommend the guilty gear strive ost. The lightest tracks are not even rock and the heaviest are regular metal. All are peak tho (especially Ups and Downs)
But the most tracks are rock
wanton portal
whats the most realistic Gore and Blood settings?
grand bane
whats the most realistic Gore and Blood settings?
There is not exactly a lot of data on hitting humans with swords to compare to
wanton portal
There is not exactly a lot of data on hitting humans with swords to compare to
what if I force myself
to watch unheatlhy amounts of gore
from people getting stabbed
will I able to know the most realistic gore and blood settings
then
grand bane
will I able to know the most realistic gore and blood settings
Not sure. The game is focused on weapons much larger than knives
unreal bay
to watch unheatlhy amounts of gore
Please dont
dry shale
bro goin to liveleak 😱
neat tundra
whats the most realistic Gore and Blood settings?
gruesome with blood set to half its original value to account for the fact willie has infinite blood, so the pools are reasonably sized.
gore is fine where it is, the only problem is that blades pass too easily through the body compared to how hard it is to actually dismember in the game, even at max gore. so its better off at gruesome default.
dry shale
MY MAN
dry shale
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/dap-me-up-niko-seal-seal-toba-aquarium-niko-gif-130528026...
🤝
So… do you prefer long poleaxes with good reach or short ones that are much faster and more nimble?
dry shale
long
grand bane
long
Fair enough. I find that short ones are much better funky stuff poleaxe is known for, both in and out of game
limpid aurora
So… do you prefer long poleaxes with good reach or short ones that are much fast...
I like the short ones only bc i can swing them easily
And are easier to aim
grand bane
I like the short ones only bc i can swing them easily
You can actually get good strikes and stabs from a parry
limpid aurora
But to do good stabs i need to be good
ripe oar
Halfsword is 2 hard..
grand bane
But to do good stabs i need to be good
Even if the stab missed you are still hitting them with a big hammer
ripe oar
Kill the commoner boss too
slim jetty
Hello
spark quartz
Exactly, grab your sword and kill him
You are not that
Btw
You are a delinquent
😠
grand bane
You are a delinquent
LIES
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/guy-flips-off-camera-gif-10373591999566497745
I DIDNT EVEN DO NOTHIN THIS TIME
spark quartz
I DIDNT EVEN DO NOTHIN THIS TIME
Thats more like it
tepid field
grand bane
Thats more like it
Womp womp
lavish blade
<@1048770036954845204> wanna see something cool
hwat it
grand bane
spark quartz
nothing to see here
grand bane
nothing to see here
last whale
Silly Head mod abused me......
grand bane
Literally 1484
last whale
funnily enough shizton did that to himself
grand bane
Therefore trying to frame me
This you?
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/throat-sore-throat-rip-out-dummy-gif-11843671504878608031
Jokes on you I own a gorget made by Vytis
grand bane
That's it Dave I sentence you to 8 billion years on Valorant
Can you change that to 10 billion years of Guilty Gear Strive? I promise to be angry and miserable
spark quartz
Can you change that to 10 billion years of Guilty Gear Strive? I promise to be a...
Mid gear stupid
grand bane
Mid gear stupid
I promise to fight as many zoners as possible
last whale
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202490408551194656/1238464136158117919/c...
Shizton this is sus dawg
grand bane
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202490408551194656/1238464136158117919/c...
His vom tag is under the shoulder 6/10
spark quartz
David is listening to sabaton unironically
grand bane
David is listening to sabaton unironically
last whale
Shizton this is sus dawg
grand bane
Yes I do
grand bane
I used to listen to them in highschool
To be fair this playlist includes everything from ”I need a hero” to Slipknot
last whale
Sabaton, more like Midaton
spark quartz
Speaking of which, ”Duality” by Slipknot is the next in song in the list
David listen to this
grand bane
Sabaton, more like Midaton
Good thing you are not the one listening then
last whale
Good thing you are not the one listening then
grand bane
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdP6WtYZ9Y&si=vIoTr1X0fMmfWH_8
Have you listened to Opal in Sky?
last whale
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdP6WtYZ9Y&si=vIoTr1X0fMmfWH_8
Sexon
lavish blade
asking asky asks
spark quartz
Have you listened to Opal in Sky?
yeah they're kinda generic metal core imo
They aight
last whale
They aight
SILLY HEAD
spark quartz
SILLY HEAD
yes
grand bane
yeah they're kinda generic metal core imo
Agressively positive lyrics
spark quartz
Have you heard of Fatuous Rump
Sounds like a slam or grindcore band
Maybe a meme deathcore band
But no i havent
spark quartz
Agressively positive lyrics
Do you fw metalcore dave
grand bane
Do you fw metalcore dave
There are a billion metal subgenred and I honestly can’t tell most apart
spark quartz
There are a billion metal subgenred and I honestly can’t tell most apart
Ok so you fw with opal in sky
grand bane
Ok so you fw with opal in sky
I like em yeah
spark quartz
Have you heard of the band counterparts
grand bane
Have you heard of the band counterparts
Fym band counterparts. Like bands made of ex members of another band?
grand bane
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ddJMHrkjE&si=ybGhitiDNh-rVxyz
It’s ofc a much lighter subgenre but who can forget the goats of powermetal Hammerfall
paper field
Is there an option to make the arena smaller?
grand bane
@spark quartz i love this band
lavish blade
Is there an option to make the arena smaller?
no
spark crane
Just thinking how nuts it will be if there is co-op in half sword
grand bane
Just thinking how nuts it will be if there is co-op in half sword
Read #faq
knotty kiln
its so soon
autumn iris
do you guys think the full game will have terrible optimizations at launch?
foggy zephyr
Is the game still planned to come out in Q4 2025?
idle gale
will there be a sandbox mode
white prawn
unreal bay
do you guys think the full game will have terrible optimizations at launch?
Well it's early access, performance being rough is expected. Till v1 of the game we work our way up, and do as much as we can
last whale
Well it's early access, performance being rough is expected. Till v1 of the game...
Mr. Marshal hi
unreal bay
Hi Mr shizzy
autumn iris
Well it's early access, performance being rough is expected. Till v1 of the game...
how long until most pcs can run it well do you think?
unreal bay
how long until most pcs can run it well do you think?
No idea
last whale
Hi Mr shizzy
grand bane
Well it's early access, performance being rough is expected. Till v1 of the game...
And even tho. You can only optimize such a physics heavy game so much
unreal bay
Indeed
autumn iris
is there going to be culling
grand bane
Indeed
Can’t wait for the ”what do you mean this full physics simulated game can’t run on my budget laptop from 2011? Yall need to get your shit together and optimize this trash”
unreal bay
We are making sure Willie npc physics are on cpu, with minimal other cpu stuff intervening.
So gpu and cpu have head space. But don't expect to run HS on intergrated cpu graphics
unreal bay
is there going to be culling
What kind
pearl coral
hi
autumn iris
entity and maybe buildings/decoration
shell lichen
unreal bay
Can’t wait for the ”what do you mean this full physics simulated game can’t run ...
Always like that
grand bane
Hi
unreal bay
entity and maybe buildings/decoration
You mean lod?
autumn iris
basically, but i mean stuff behind you being not rendered
unreal bay
Ah that's already being done by the engine
autumn iris
do you think the game will come out by december?
grand bane
do you think the game will come out by december?
We are working with exactly the same information as you
autumn iris
when the full version eventually comes out i will instantly buy it
will be fun with the multiplayer (if it comes out upon full release)
grand bane
will be fun with the multiplayer (if it comes out upon full release)
Read the #faq . They see the appeal of multiplayer. But It would most likely come in its own update after 1.0
autumn iris
yes will still be fun, i saw the post in announcements, could you run around a city and slaughter people?
unreal bay
Gotta run, got work to do!
autumn iris
bye
last shadow
Guys... I have spear stuck in my tight. How I can remove that. Also some guy chases me with hatchet
shell lichen
covert notch
https://tenor.com/view/niche-fruit-niche-fruit-kiwi-kiwi-niche-fruit-gif-1897809...
Cannibalism
vernal cradle
sneakpeeks are 🔥
devout zenith
lmao
anyway i just saw those latest 2 announcements forwarded and didnt realize Half Sword had a discord AND that it was planning to go so big, love it guys! keep it up
wanton portal
slim jetty
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
astral cipher
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
wyrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec
slim jetty
wyrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec
Ale jaja
astral cipher
a może bez 
modern yacht
https://tenor.com/view/niche-fruit-niche-fruit-kiwi-kiwi-niche-fruit-gif-1897809...
never seen a cannibalistic clanker
unreal bay
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
#polski please, here only English
wintry ingot
wintry ingot
<#1349829673210875966> please, here only English
slim jetty
Oh no
slim jetty
polska gurom
Ankzjs
lavish blade
unreal bay
You want a warn?
last whale
wintry ingot
<#1349829673210875966>
😔 fine
unreal bay
Thank you 
frosty stratus
Gotta run, got work to do!
GO BROTHER GO COOK FOR HALFSWORD!!!!!!!! URAAAA
wild wren
Add retry cuz I hold grudges
slate summit
just spent 30 minutes gaslighting a guy into believing its spelled "Jod" not "God"
drowsy finch
teach think im listening but im really playing the ‘sword
Lmfao
wanton portal
https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-rdr2-red-dead-redemption2-throws-him-into-the-ocean-gif-27565965
drowsy finch
If I sat in the back I’d be more tempted to just play half sword in geography ngl
wintry ingot
chat real or fake
unborn kayak
chat real or fake
tuff
wanton portal
chat real or fake
wintry ingot
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915359091738701884/1200062293900271707/...
polish gif btw
slim jetty
Ok
grand bane
slim jetty
A
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/cokeycola-fanter-spirte-gif-25071353
They forgot Shasta Cola™
unreal bay
There was not enough space 😢
drowsy finch
There was not enough space 😢
slim jetty
Ą
modern yacht
https://tenor.com/view/invincible-conquest-conquest-invincible-stand-ready-for-m...
that was a really scary jumpscared
I am shocked and appalled
gloomy crest
You eat babies.
slim jetty
I
last shadow
How much Water can you drink tough guy? @gloomy crest
gloomy crest
How much Water can you drink tough guy? <@456226577798135808>
You're an angry and feck-ugly man, but not a bad one.
wanton portal
You eat babies.
We eat... berries and mushrooms
last shadow
You're an angry and feck-ugly man, but not a bad one.
I eat sand.
lunar stream
rancid rapids
Expected release date?
last shadow
Expected release date?
Right in middle of second coming of half Moon next time hourglass get's stuck.
frail geode
Gotta run, got work to do!
wind geode
Ain't no monster getting out there
cerulean shale
tripitropi tung tung tung sahur
unborn kayak
bunker is free on epic store tomorrow
wind geode
bunker is free on epic store tomorrow
epic store sucks
dire sequoia
bunker is free on epic store tomorrow
and a small portion of your soul is taken
wind geode
i just always grab the free games that i will never play
same
but i already own bunker so that's kinda useless
unborn kayak
yeah
wind geode
the best games from epic I got free must be sniper ghost warrior, Ghostrunner 1&2 and death stranding
primal roost
i played dead island 2 when it released
unborn kayak
and saints row lmao
primal roost
it was pretty nice
i wonder if my 3060 will be able to run half sword when it fully releases
with the maps and stuff
primal roost
the devs did mention improving performance tho
frozen mason
Ain't no monster getting out there
"Soldat" Madness Combat mentioned!!!!!!!!!
wind geode
"Soldat" Madness Combat mentioned!!!!!!!!!
frozen mason
i played dead island 2 when it released
unborn kayak
i played riptide when it came out
slim jetty
Xrztctct
safe flame
I am going to break into Willies house and dropkick him when the update comes round
frozen mason
dont you mean
No.
primal roost
and one shot him basically
bro how do you even one shot a spin kick
i always hit the arm
primal roost
i rarely hit the head
primal roost
yes boy?
green lagoon
that profile
yeah it is
lavish blade
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO PRONOUNCE THE VOICED UVULAR TRILL
primal roost
ahhh
last shadow
Unc vs Young arc?
wind geode
moai is unc
last shadow
moai is unc
Honestly, how old you need to be, to get title of Unc?
lavish blade
Honestly, how old you need to be, to get title of Unc?
over 25
last shadow
Fuck
lavish blade
i guess
last shadow
I'm 26
lavish blade
over 18 is younc
wind geode
Honestly, how old you need to be, to get title of Unc?
28ish
wind geode
wanton portal
Where did that unc thing even start tho?
Gen Alpha
last shadow
Aight so it's social media and younger folk, got it
slate marsh
modern yacht
https://tenor.com/view/nice-balls-gang-gif-4370207098360551720
I don't think your balls are supposed to do that
unborn kayak
testicle expert over here
modern yacht
testicle expert over here
I've studied them for like around 20,000 years
so I'd say I know what I'm talking about
unborn kayak
why do they shrink in the coold
modern yacht
why do they shrink in the coold
because they just do
unborn kayak
not mine
honest root
i wish i culd skip t1 in gauntelt i want to get to swords
covert storm
i wish i culd skip t1 in gauntelt i want to get to swords
alas, sword privilages only exist for those who aren't homeless
modern yacht
alas, sword privilages only exist for those who aren't homeless
tis a sad world we live in
last shadow
Mordhau grip is such amazing art. Sad to see so few games use it
modern yacht
Mordhau grip is such amazing art. Sad to see so few games use it
it's being added in EA!
last shadow
it's being added in EA!
hell yeah!
stone sedge
I wonder what today's announcement is
stone sedge
I'm predicting bar brawl
supple field
that would be so sweet
all my practice with the stool in spoilance and knives in carnage have prepared me for a bar fight
stone sedge
I've gotten really good at throwing things for when there's beer mugs and steins to throw at people's heads
last shadow
Imagine being soaked in pond with your enemy willy
trim copper
I'm predicting bar brawl
a bar brawl would be so fricking fun
stone sedge
It's what the game needs
Everyone's always going on about multiplayer this and that, but what we really need is the bar brawl
umbral bough
today's announcement is that swords and all polearms will be paywalled
barren osprey
wheres the next snippet
lavish blade
gn chat
umbral bough
all my practice with the stool in spoilance and knives in carnage have prepared ...
PLEASE have simulated glass and include the sharpness of fragments
supple field
PLEASE have simulated glass and include the sharpness of fragments
this is a good point
see what i did there heheh
umbral bough
it gets to a point
supple field
sorry for my sharp witted joke
covert storm
Imagine being soaked in pond with your enemy willy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
last shadow
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Please.
covert storm
today's announcement is that swords and all polearms will be paywalled
luckily there is always big bashy sticks and maces
primal roost
guys where can i post a photo abt half sword fr
white swallow
How do I reset progress in half sword
wanton portal
Die
last shadow
ig im just too good
Are you?
white swallow
Are you?
nah
But I made my way to the last one but I just wanna start over
dont ask why I use this many spaces its jst my keyboard
umbral bough
But I made my way to the last one but I just wanna start over
pinned in #halfsword-chat-⚔
white swallow
pinned in <#1043854764095582260>
can you reply to it so ik where it is
white swallow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1370062070153740319/h...
Oh that one
woeful crag
white swallow
white swallow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1370062070153740319/h...
thank you
last shadow
Can you date the Willies?
dense mulch
What are the chances that physics will become the future of the Chivlike?
tepid bison
https://tenor.com/view/i-love-isopods-spiky-isopod-silly-rollie-pollie-pill-bug-...
I love jolly ranchers
last shadow
I love jolly ranchers
Espacially if they're crawling on your pizza
little solstice
30 mins till community update
last shadow
30 mins till community update
My cheesecake is ready, and so is my spoon
unborn kayak
kebab or pizza?
stone sedge
What are the chances that physics will become the future of the Chivlike?
Every time I play Chivlikes now it just doesn't feel right
It's so stiff
The parrying is too easy
last shadow
kebab or pizza?
ALWAYS PIZZA
unborn kayak
kebab for me
last shadow
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
stone sedge
last shadow
Why did you kill him.
you could let him surrender and spare his life, but you didn't, you blood hound!
covert storm
you could let him surrender and spare his life, but you didn't, you blood hound!
cuz its funny
stone sedge
The Willie fungal fruit overflow goes to the arena for culling, there's trillions more where he came from
last shadow
cuz its funny
chopping a man's heads off, is funny?!
stone sedge
It's ok he's a fungus
covert storm
chopping a man's heads off, is funny?!
yes
covert storm
It's ok he's a fungus
truuuue
tepid bison
Made some final details for the mask
glossy python
tepid bison
Lol
dreamy mangoBOT
barren osprey
BRO WHERE IS THE NEW SNIPPET
lofty kindle
3 minutes.
brazen jacinth
Me when my landlord raises the rent again.
last whale
The horde is coming
modern zealot
WAS THAT MORE CHARACTERS THAN WILLIE
gloomy crest
WTF HAIR WILL BE REAL IN HALF SWORD
floral ember
yo we got hair now
wild olive
theyre no longer bald...
shell lichen
THAT TRAP WAS SO SICK
dreamy crystal
Fatal error sticker when
shell lichen
I WANNA SWING IN THAT SHIT
plush cedar
when the hell is this bitchass gonna get different maps?
hot tangle
Is this gonna be open world or are these things like levels or different arenas
spark quartz
Mcwonder has woken the hive
lyric moat
Im gonna nut looking at this announcement chat
restive trench
@lofty kindle is the steam next fest build EVER coming
nimble rock
that traps gonna be awesome
lyric moat
GIVE GAM NOW PLS
dreamy crystal
<@210223228545662977> is the steam next fest build EVER coming
Yesterday
frosty stratus
HOLY SHIT WE GOT TRAPS
heady mulch
put that slow chat bro hhahahh
prime hemlock
ayo creatures when the game gonna drop?
dreamy crystal
It already out
harsh pond
Thats not the place of the multiplayer sneek peak of the event?
stone sedge
Alright alright alright we got interiors now make it a boozy interior with a bunch of drunk people
unborn kayak
wilie got hair
hollow snow
THERES HAIR?!?!?
neat tundra
That dude has hair...THAT DUDE HAS HAIR
lofty kindle
<@210223228545662977> is the steam next fest build EVER coming
At this time we are still riding out no new content until EA.
dreamy crystal
All updates came out yesterday
plush cedar
THERES HAIR?!?!?
hi mr big boobs
astral blaze
theres different character models???
non bald willie???????????????
dreamy mangoBOT
✅ #general-catfish-🐱🐟 is now in s l o w m o t i o n. Regular users can only post once every 10 seconds
(Suggestion: Type </slowmode:1348774488665489426> off when you want to disable slowmode)
shell lichen
That dude has hair...THAT DUDE HAS HAIR
Arthur
prime hemlock
It already out
the demo only
slate summit
restive trench
At this time we are still riding out no new content until EA.
aw oki, probably for the best, thanks
dreamy crystal
(I love spreading misinformation)
slate summit
hahahahha that bonk is fucking comical
restive trench
(I love spreading misinformation)
evil joint
prime hemlock
(I love spreading misinformation)
you sir are NOT a good boy
hollow snow
Will the demo stay available after EA launches
harsh pond
Like fr i remember saw this place in the indiegamescon, thats the multi fs
dreamy crystal
you sir are NOT a good boy
Fibbertigibbet
dense canopy
the hair is really cool, I can feel my pc crying in pain just looking at this stuff
prime hemlock
why the timer tho cmon
covert nexus
can this dc stfu for 1 day maby
spark quartz
why the timer tho cmon
Its gonna get worse
storm mural
finally i can get a bowl cut 🙏
spark quartz
Trust
quiet sun
HAIRY WILLIE?
dreamy crystal
Mass ping = dictatorship
stone sedge
Bar brawl is either being saved for last or for early access calling it now, gotta save the greatest things to build up hype
lyric moat
EA in 2025 still for sure?
lilac remnant
wtf
spark quartz
EA in 2025 still for sure?
Yes
astral blaze
each hair follicle is gonna have its own collision physics 🔥
storm mural
Its gonna get worse
should put it to 12 hours like it was that one time
spark quartz
should put it to 12 hours like it was that one time
Ok I gotchu
shell lichen
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082232813698424884/1428064917998538762/E...
that is so fucikng funny but why did that person look like a non binary
tepid bison
THEY ARE ADDING HAAIIIIRRRRR
lilac remnant
REALISTIC HAIR
harsh pond
each hair follicle is gonna have its own collision physics 🔥
Each hair its gonna use 1 porcent of my ram🔥🔥
pliant marten
HAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIR
lyric moat
THEY ARE ADDING HAAIIIIRRRRR
kinda crazy how much better it looks without bald clone willies
tepid bison
The second I load the update my pc will 100% have a seizure
slate summit
this year they said