general-catfish-🐱🐟

[indigo hare]

Okay Youre getting a 1 week timeout

[dreamy ginkgo]

be careful

[mighty badger]

early access is gonna add size and weight sliders

[indigo hare]

1 week of dinner

[mighty badger]

he loves me

easter you are a really cool person

very humble and interesting

[spark quartz]

🌟 🌟 🌟 here mop

[dreamy ginkgo]

if you don't go eat dinner he's gonna feed you

[indigo hare]

Suddenly Youre okay again

[mighty badger]

the most special mod of them all

[dreamy ginkgo]

he really wants you to eat dinner y'know

[digital bane]

oooooh ty

[spark quartz]

Emphasis on special

[mighty badger]

no problem!

[mighty badger]

take it as you will

[wind geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391895713499189329/1405940418306379836/togif.gif

[mighty badger]

i never said what sort of special

[dreamy ginkgo]

interesting

[mighty badger]

ok im going now bye

[spark quartz]

Holy

Shit

[indigo hare]

Keep this contained damnit

[dreamy ginkgo]

?

[dreamy ginkgo]

why

i love this gif

[wind geode]

hs story mode cutscene leaked

[indigo hare]

I always tell you guys Youre gonna get my thread deleted

[drowsy finch]

my magnum oppus

[dreamy ginkgo]

i literally found this through searching up "half sword" on gifs 😭

i'm serious

[indigo hare]

That specific gif is questionable where the AI learned from, if you catch my drift

[indigo hare]

Oh god

[dreamy ginkgo]

yep.

[dreamy ginkgo]

prepare yourself

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

sorry

will delete gif though

🔥

[wind geode]

you have made a severe impact on half swords history

[dreamy ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-jerk-hop-on-half-sword-funny-gif-134066132589679539

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[dreamy ginkgo]

my willie keeps doing this to me

i love it

[dreamy ginkgo]

LMFAOOOO

perfect timing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1357439935212294345/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

i love when willie does the worm

he doesn't do it as often anymore

[dreamy ginkgo]

future me are they gonna kiss

yes

yes they did

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

[drowsy finch]

power word: twist

[dreamy ginkgo]

what stuff does willie say

[indigo hare]

Theres a list somewhere..

[dreamy ginkgo]

i know some stuff like "be not the cause of my death" etc

i cryingly mercy?

what

[indigo hare]

Well, Heres SOME of the words

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

I know there’s another list around

[tepid field]

I might know the words

@dreamy ginkgo

Lol

[dreamy ginkgo]

i love when he says raggamuffin

[tepid field]

I might know

All the words

[brazen swallow]

bro this game has me playing reverse brave stand rn wtf

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/meu-gif-27420939

[open dew]

hi

[dreamy ginkgo]

why does half sword dx12 look so shit

[wind geode]

fym

[dreamy ginkgo]

it doesn't look nice in my opinion

[pearl coral]

👅

[wind geode]

why, anything specific

[dreamy ginkgo]

everything looks blurry

unlike in dx11

and there's some strange stuff that don't match up

for example, willies eyes have a reflection in dx11 but not in dx12

his insides are clearly visible in dx11 but it's dark in dx12

[wind geode]

yeah, it's lighting

more realistic

[quiet shuttle]

Oh thats why i never understood half of the things

A bunch of these i never even realised were those words

[indigo hare]

Prove it!

[tepid field]

Nein

Ich werde nicht

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/scheiße-crying-emoji-wtf-realistic-germany-gif-5980525775054250083

[dreamy ginkgo]

are you german

[tepid field]

Im not expecting people to make memes out of my voice. But I hope so lol

No

lmao

[dreamy ginkgo]

your voice is AWESOME

[tepid field]

You literally havent heard me yet whut

[indigo hare]

I don’t think you’ve heard it yet

You’ve heard Kepon and one of the devs

[tepid field]

I mean if they went to my social media maybe

Im in a few things that are a bit popular

[indigo hare]

Now im going to

[dreamy ginkgo]

i did

[tepid field]

Makes sense

I enjoy my villian voices the most honestly. Dont get to use them often as id like but damn

[dreamy ginkgo]

the return to bloody nights vr huh?

[indigo hare]

Right away on the commercial demo I can tell Youre fuckin professional

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-3555983607747631247
@indigo hare @dreamy ginkgo

[tepid field]

when I tell you, I dont think ive ever done as good a job on that. I mean it

Its not out yet

But jesus H did I go mad on the villian

[spark quartz]

tf you looking at

[dreamy ginkgo]

i'll make sure to look at it

[tepid field]

Not out yet unfortunately f

[dreamy ginkgo]

yeah

[tepid field]

The company got busy with sony and are finishing up that project soon. Then they can work on it again

[tepid field]

Reichen

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-flips-off-camera-gif-10373591999566497745

[dreamy ginkgo]

reicht*

[wanton portal]

Yo mama

[tepid field]

I was thinking riechst for some reason

[wind geode]

you voiced william on bloody nights?

[wanton portal]

The Metal Gear Series is canon to the MCU

[tepid field]

Yeah, It was a few years ago

[wind geode]

I remember markiplier playing it

it's a pretty good game tbh

[lavish blade]

someone turn this into a chat bubble

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[lavish blade]

skin suit willie

[amber hare]

Bro is absolutely yoked

Looks crazy Gorey though, although there wasn’t as much blood leaking out as i thought those cuts would cause

Oh I’m just blind

[agile quiver]

sometimes i imagine the willies as people who have wrong me and i punch them but i never kill them because thats too far

[pearl coral]

hi

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-bellic-niko-belic-gta-4-gta-iv-you-should-get-laid-or-something-gif-190452292107817638

[pearl coral]

well adjusted behavior

[wanton portal]

hey man

it's definitely advice

and a suggestion

[agile quiver]

I dont kill them thats too far and im not a psycho

[dreamy ginkgo]

it's already almost 2 am guys

i'm going to sleep

gn chat

[prisma aurora]

hope everyone is having agood day

[dreamy ginkgo]

a good night

[wind geode]

same timezone

[dreamy ginkgo]

nice

but im fr going now

gn chat

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-goodnight-gif-14554906984376890653

[amber escarp]

Gn

[quartz basalt]

so its october. wen dis game coming

[open dew]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[quartz basalt]

prob delayed

[wanton portal]

Jesus's birthday

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046080713734234222/1140702886670639325/6_layers_of_cheese.gif

[wanton portal]

meat cubes

whats the yellow stuff

[unreal bay]

Fat

[pearl coral]

???

[unreal bay]

Probably delayed he said

[pearl coral]

Foolish

[wanton portal]

my mother ate fries

[unreal bay]

She needs a diet

Is that Bolsonaro

[gleaming locust]

who else is it

[unreal bay]

N o p o l o t i c s

[gleaming locust]

oh dam

[quartz basalt]

i had a dream where i was playing Half Sword MP :P

[unreal bay]

Shouldn't you be autumnblob?

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099662444596563982/1426560108414111796/caption.gif

[unreal bay]

Lmao dude

[quartz basalt]

nah ill be winter blob soon

[unreal bay]

You no like autumn

[quartz basalt]

its aight

[wanton portal]

Winter?
I barely know her

[quartz basalt]

winter comes early in Canada :)

[unreal bay]

Maple syrup

Eh!?

[gleaming locust]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[wanton portal]

There's a moose loose aboot

[quartz basalt]

ay. i got 3 bottles from the natives.

[unreal bay]

Sheeshhh

[wanton portal]

what do you even use it on

unless you have like

an Infinite supply of Waffles and Pancakes

[quartz basalt]

i use it in smoothies & shakes

Banana Shake with Maple Syrop hits different

[umbral bough]

the flesh that hates

[swift carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-outcome-memories-do-the-master-plan-gif-9406051486514587759

[rare lotus]

does obama have dih or is it js me

[swift carbon]

Stfu

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo-2-halo-2a-arbiter-the-arbiter-gif-17408022839813671622

[swift carbon]

Wait I thought this was a different server mb

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170073546714787962/1303498743173349468/reaction.gif

[gleaming locust]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-morgan-morgan-morgan-dexter-dexter-ewww-gif-10083604162228652049

[pearl coral]

lately when people text me something i don’t like i’ve started sending them front facing fist emojis

pretty effective

[umbral bough]

can't wait to split heads with the 2h axe in early access

[unreal bay]

👊🏻

[unreal bay]

What's the difference

[open dew]

🪴

[umbral bough]

one looks cooler

the guy dies either way

[unreal bay]

Why send an eggplant emoji?

[pearl coral]

i don’t want peace, i want problems always

[swift carbon]

When is early Accra?

Access

[pearl coral]

anytime from now to sometime in december

[swift carbon]

Ok thx

[amber hare]

I want gore

[unreal bay]

You want what?

[amber hare]

Gore

[gleaming locust]

whats a gore

[unreal bay]

New guy perhaps

[amber hare]

Your mom

[unreal bay]

Thanks, yours came back to me

[amber hare]

Trust me you don’t want that

[unreal bay]

I saw

I know

[amber hare]

Who didn’t let’s be real

[unreal bay]

Frr

She didn't like Half Sword

[amber hare]

She prefers full sword

[mighty mesa]

Here I stand, once again, Half Sword General Chat.

[unreal bay]

Said to remove the gore it's making her son violent

[mighty mesa]

I greatly look forward to the release of Half Sword.

[amber hare]

She just doesn’t understand

[unreal bay]

Frr

[mighty mesa]

Some would say I eagerly await the release with immense fervor.

[wind geode]

Don't bring that back

[pearl coral]

maybe the worst meme of all time

[wind geode]

purple plate was worse

it wasn't even a meme

And now we got fucking chicken stars

I hate this

[pearl coral]

i didn’t see that one

[wind geode]

It's just a purple plate

it's not a joke

just a picture

[umbral bough]

rot of the brain

[swift carbon]

Wtf is chicken stars

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-stars-gif-10427224816068102349

[knotty kiln]

the worst meme to touch the internet

[wind geode]

I want napoleon back

and smurf cat

and maybe mlg memes

[swift carbon]

So fucking stupid

It’s not even a meme it’s just noises

[umbral bough]

shyt like this is why we need to restrict internet access

[swift carbon]

Like what happened to memes

[wind geode]

which one

[swift carbon]

Chicken stars

[wind geode]

yeah

people be trying too hard

[swift carbon]

@hollow crane what?!

[hollow crane]

listen to his teachings

[knotty kiln]

Love that song

[swift carbon]

What is that?!

[hollow crane]

his teachings are great

[swift carbon]

That’s gotta be over a years worth of hours

I’m tweaking rn

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cora-esiledoodles-esiledoodles-cora-esiledoodles-frog-blink-cora-frog-blink-gif-17021366371477003019

[swift carbon]

Chicken stars is so fucking stupid

What braneless freak came up with it

[hollow crane]

Chicken stars

[swift carbon]

I’m going to sleep Gn

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-outcome-memories-do-the-master-plan-gif-9406051486514587759

Fucking chicken stars

God damn it

[knotty kiln]

guys where is warsails

[umbral bough]

@supple field

for your listening pleasure

this is without generating any boost btw

[lime knoll]

Silly

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-flopje-rabbit-flat-flattened-gif-3328345702515468435

[spark quartz]

HI BAM

[lime knoll]

HI SILLY HI SILLY

[spark quartz]

How's it goin gang

[lime knoll]

Its going

How about you

[spark quartz]

I'm alright just got off work and tommorow is my friday so I'm excited. You doing anything tommorow

[lime knoll]

Yeah, gotta go to work

Lame ahh job

[spark quartz]

feel that immensely i wish I didnt need to work

[lime knoll]

I would like to be a nomad

[spark quartz]

Same but I would die very quickly

I would get a tiny cut then gangrene

[lime knoll]

I would not allow this

[umbral bough]

every day i go to work i wish i was at home playing half sword and spamming clips in halfcord

[lime knoll]

Real

[spark quartz]

Real x2 but with bf6

[lime knoll]

Fun game

[spark quartz]

Yeah i hate that the genders are locked between character tho

Like brother let us choose

[lime knoll]

Yeah, Id like my dudes to be like me

[spark quartz]

I dunno what happened but bfV had it down on lock

[lime knoll]

Especially the 2042 skin, I cant change it to a dude

And the BF4 skin

[spark quartz]

I heard they might be changing it tho

But I could be wrong

[lime knoll]

Hopefully

I just want my dudes to be bros

[spark quartz]

They're literally named characters too, one of the worst things about 2042 was the stupid operator system

And in bf6 they still have it lmao

[lime knoll]

Yeah, not a fan of that

[spark quartz]

And I got down voted on reddit for saying I'll never trust ea to do anything right

[umbral bough]

EA and it isn't for half sword early access

nothing good has come out of the studio bearing that acronym for a name for a long time

[dry shale]

e a sports you're in the shit

[umbral bough]

they killed need for speed, murdered battlefield until recently, make literal slop for sports games, and are known for being greedy as hell

[dry shale]

they even fucked up the new skate game i cant believe it

[drowsy finch]

I love EA because they keep charging me money and taking my info :)

We need more of that tbh

[spark quartz]

Bam face reveal

[umbral bough]

expecting them not to is way more difficult

[dry shale]

if ea wants me to play a free skate game i can go play one thats finished and doesnt have a shitty battlepass

[forest falcon]

I yoinked the nvme out of my secondary pc and put it in my new pc

and just put a small 256 one into there

[raven ore]

france

[drowsy finch]

And also just like

Its anti counterculture

Like how do you make a skating game sanitized bro 😭

[dry shale]

parry the culture

[dry shale]

'if its footy its fiction (footy stands for footage by the way)" SHUT UP CLANKER

[supple field]

yeah thats peak

[umbral bough]

blow off valves are good and cool

[pearl coral]

tell me why this old grunge band just released an ai generated love song

[open dew]

quite hello everyone

[verbal geyser]

bills must be paid

@pearl coral how is the shield going..? :D

[open dew]

getting closer to halloween, spooky turned into silly again

[spark quartz]

yeah it was a whole thing you missed lol

[pearl coral]

still only half painted

need to have my girlfriend over here again so she and i can paint the rest of it

[stone sedge]

Next Fest starts tomorrow

[spark quartz]

WOAH ITS RUBBER

rare rubber appearance

[surreal gull]

Oñ?

[stone sedge]

Silly head!

Still silly as ever?

[spark quartz]

yes!!! Are you still rubber

[worldly vapor]

i thought they moved back to generic soldier classes

[spark quartz]

Thats what they said but every character has a bio and assigned gender. Its fucking dumb and they lied.

Theyre like pseudo operators

[stone sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/flubber-gif-5593019401696553335

[spark quartz]

Its fucking dumb having named characters in a game about warfare

[spark quartz]

YOOOOOOOO

[stone sedge]

Games need to stop having operators

[spark quartz]

I think it works in some instances but not for large scale open battle

[stone sedge]

The only operator games need is Willie

[spark quartz]

I mean it feels so weird like it was perfect in BFV with the customization but in 6 its so limited.

EA is the king of five steps forward 4 steps back

[worldly vapor]

wtf is even the point

they just checking boxes atp

phoned in ahh

[spark quartz]

They're trying to play all sides and failing miserably

[worldly vapor]

what kind of person even likes operators?

[stone sedge]

They are the king of giving players a sense of pride and accomplishment

[spark quartz]

They fit in a game like cod 2019 but even cod 2019 had milsim unnamed operator options. In my battlefield it makes no sense at all

[spark quartz]

hahaha

funny joke

[pearl coral]

is it normal that i’m still afraid of statues of dinosaurs and large halloween decorations and vr monsters and the dark

[umbral bough]

someone mod willie into gta 6 when it comes out pls

[worldly vapor]

cod 2019 was based around a tight knit semi rogue spec ops team so it makes sense, with iconic characters like Captain Price, but who tf is iconic in battlefield 6... smh...

[stone sedge]

You're like an infant still it's normal

[spark quartz]

Exactly. It makes no sense whatsoever

I just want to be a faceless soldier bruh

[pearl coral]

[spark quartz]

Let me be a no named warrior

[pearl coral]

Hey RuBber I Have. A Shield Now

[stone sedge]

Oh do you?

[worldly vapor]

let me be ivan.... let me be john... let me be larry!

[pearl coral]

only ‘alf painted so far .

[umbral bough]

cod 2019 was unironically peak

[stone sedge]

Looking good

[worldly vapor]

so nice

[pearl coral]

it goes around my shoulder rests on the front of my armpit

[umbral bough]

that shit brought in an entirely new wave of milsim larpers

[worldly vapor]

cod 2019 gunplay to this day has not been matched I swear on captain price

[stone sedge]

I haven't played CoD since the first Modern Warfare 3

[umbral bough]

it was funny seeing an increase of those guys in my airsoft field

[surreal gull]

Can reshades be downloaded for this game?

[pearl coral]

yeah

[spark quartz]

Cod 2019 was literally perfect in my eyes

[worldly vapor]

the swat mission did it

[umbral bough]

it was so fucking good lmao

[umbral bough]

clean house sealed the deal

[spark quartz]

Best gameplay, best weapons and the operators were grounded

[worldly vapor]

then cold war came out and they forgot how to make good cod

[pearl coral]

i liked cold war but the multiplayer stunk

[umbral bough]

mfs really wanted to treat everything like clean house

[dry shale]

infinite warfare was the best cod

[pearl coral]

the plot was very neat

[umbral bough]

ttk was too high

[pearl coral]

what does this mean

[worldly vapor]

cold war campaign gunplay was much worse and it was weird the soviet unin was using mp5s

[stone sedge]

This is when I realise I'm too old for this conversation and bow out

[spark quartz]

Health bars in cod are stupid

[umbral bough]

• wonky balance and less quality gunplay that tries to copy 2019

[spark quartz]

Mw2019 had super fast ttk and I loved that

[umbral bough]

time to kill

[pearl coral]

But you could kill all your friends with guns at the end

That was awesome

[worldly vapor]

do u guys just feel like mw2019 gunplay was very meaty and emphatic

comapred to other cods

[spark quartz]

Its never been the same since

2019 was the peak followed by 2022 then it went downhill completely

[worldly vapor]

when cold war came out I was kinda disappointed the gunplay felt way less powerful and the sound design was worse than mw2019

[pearl coral]

me in five yearz

[surreal gull]

How can I download reshades for more brightness and boost?

[pearl coral]

see if there’s one on nexus

[spark quartz]

Yeah cold war was ok fun but nowhere near the quality of 2019

[worldly vapor]

he so french

[worldly vapor]

the campaign was weird but at least it had a cool spy mission in the kremlin that one time

[cold wraith]

What if the "stay tuned next steamfest" is just a red herring and they are just telling us to look out for new games in steamfest

[surreal gull]

Is it allowed to install external programs?

[umbral bough]

fantastic

[spark quartz]

I really did like how they had hitman style campaign missions with open options, that was really cool.

[umbral bough]

mw 2022 was also good but then mw3 shat the bed entirely

[spark quartz]

Cold war was ruined by the fact most weapons werent even created

[pearl coral]

that yellow cross thing is jerusalem isn’t it

[worldly vapor]

hes also covered in fleur de lis and appears to have armor too advanced to be kingdom of jerusalem time period

[spark quartz]

The og black ops stretched it with prototypes but cod cold war just straight up had weapons not made at all yet

[umbral bough]

on god i picked the soviet ending

i took that cia bs personal

[spark quartz]

Bro they treated bell like shit the whole time

They had it comjng

[umbral bough]

BRO on god

[dry shale]

hitman mentioned

[spark quartz]

*coming

[worldly vapor]

yeah I really did not like how the soviets were using m1911s and mp5s and random nato weaponry and the AKs didnt even feel as good to use as in mw2019, the only really good part was the vietnam missions and the open ended stuff

[spark quartz]

Im excited for the new James bond game

[dry shale]

yeeeeeeees

[umbral bough]

i had to let my boy perseus do his thing

[spark quartz]

Thats kind of always been an issue in cod but I understand completely

[umbral bough]

pick good ending
get slimed out by your people

[worldly vapor]

i stopped following cod after cold war I cant even lie, I dont know anything about mw2 or mw3

[spark quartz]

Mw2022 was actually pretty peak imo

[umbral bough]

pick "bad" ending
your homeboys immediately pull up for you and treat you like family

lmao

[worldly vapor]

i can forgive it in the original black ops cuz its such a classic, but cold war didnt even do it well, it was just trying to nostalgia farm off black ops istg

[umbral bough]

was a good game

[dry shale]

infinite warfare is the best cod honestly :3

[spark quartz]

I'm a goddamn onion mason

[worldly vapor]

but you also get new homeboys so its all good

[umbral bough]

frl

[worldly vapor]

bad ending in cold war was actually the best choice lmao

its crazy

[worldly vapor]

why did he even say that 😭

[spark quartz]

Mw2022 actually had the mechanic where if you switch weapons while reloading and switch back you continue from where you left off

[spark quartz]

Bro who tf knows

[umbral bough]

amazing writing

[umbral bough]

my favorite little mechanic is the one handed secondary

[spark quartz]

Also DMZ was so fun

[open dew]

what happened

[spark quartz]

BRO YES

[umbral bough]

the quick switch secondary was such a HARD mechanic holy shit

[verbal geyser]

Sounds like a bomb asf time! You should totally ping me when you complete it >:D

[umbral bough]

LIKE NO ONE USES IT BUT IT'S SO GOOD FOR ATTENTION TO DETAIL

REAL OPERATOR SHIT

I DO IT IN AIRSOFT TOO

[spark quartz]

I USES TO ROCK THE M14 WITH THE G18 AND USE THAT MECHANKC

It was so fucking sick

Mw2022 was so overhated its insane

[umbral bough]

whenever my FAL runs out and i'm wearing my leon kennedy cosplay in airsoft i always grab the 1911 from my side holster with one hand and mimic that exact move

[pearl coral]

i just did surface level research it’s part of the coat of arms of the kingdom of naples attributed to charles of anjou’s assistance in its installation

[umbral bough]

seeing it in a game was PEAK

[spark quartz]

Man I miss the mw2019 fal so much

[worldly vapor]

anjou also french name?

[pearl coral]

yeah it’s one of the more powerful french houses at the time

it’s a cadet branch of like … the french family

[supple field]

hi

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/enbabyfazball-fish-thirsty-gif-12496812153427391344

[open dew]

hey

[supple field]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-sitting-gif-23992143

[worldly vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/389844915875741696/1292647240267202571/brandbird.gif

[supple field]

nooooo

AHHHHHHHHH

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-man-sunflower-seeds-cat-sped-up-stantwt-gif-6705669860334734418

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-eating-fish-eating-from-spoon-feeding-fish-fish-food-yngqis-gif-20301545

[pearl coral]

i’m going beast mode

[spark quartz]

fish are so goofy I love them

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/ifa-wartburg-rolf-kempinski-heinz-klinger-gif-8299016428322685095

[umbral bough]

@knotty kiln jax is just south atlanta/georgia and miami hates us

get rid of north florida and have west palm represent us instead for SFL

and life is good

[knotty kiln]

panhandle is full of old people and pricey houses

they should def go

[umbral bough]

panhandle is so ass bro

[fierce hearth]

hotmail in 2025

are we deadass

[umbral bough]

you'd be surprised

i work for a lot of old people and they be using hotmail or aol still

[knotty kiln]

My best friend still uses @yahoo.com

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-moser-dexter-gif-16878570184990192713

[fierce hearth]

wee need to lock in

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-conquest-conquest-invincible-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-worm-job-application-gif-12169274590066387623

[umbral bough]

the year of our lord 2025

[knotty kiln]

lock in for next fest

[fierce hearth]

does dexter use hotmail

[oak olive]

in season 1

[tepid field]

tfw awake at 6am

work not till 10:30

https://tenor.com/view/peepeepoopoo-scary-ugly-duetthiswithyourbaby-gif-19047751

Thank you brain

[umbral bough]

tfw awake at 1am playing half sword

[tepid field]

In the service of the god emperor

Wait

Wrong discord

Speaking of which

Doesnt half sword have more people in it than the SM2 discord

[open dew]

Goodnight

[tepid field]

yeah, how convenient. 40k more

https://tenor.com/view/cope-mald-warhammer-40k-gangnam-style-space-marine-gif-8246058212714888499

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/solbadguystatus-gif-12455020399446379532

Ngl that gif synced to my music a bit too well

[tepid field]

LMao

[open dew]

what are you laughing at voice boy

[tepid field]

Many things actually 😉

Gotta wait and find out

[open dew]

we'll see about that

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-gif-12256655659672538621

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263255402729181184/1309587734993571961/67.gif

[fierce hearth]

yo why he look like the agartha guy

[verbal geyser]

Goodnight chat!

[last jackal]

But it’s only 3:45

PM

[verbal geyser]

I’m 16 bro I got school in the morning

If I don’t rest now I’ll sleep through my alarm 🥲

[last jackal]

But it’s 3:45

In the afternoon

[verbal geyser]

For me it’s 10 PM

[last jackal]

Damn

[verbal geyser]

Yeahhhh

Before I get sidetracked I’m actually gonna rest now

Goodnight frfr

[last jackal]

Night then

[tepid field]

its 6:50 am

Im just wakin up

Wake back up smh

[supple field]

what the fuck 😭

[supple field]

i love this

[steel fiber]

when will the next fest start?

[tepid field]

2025

[stone sedge]

Can't wait to buy 70 copies of Half Sword

Tbh the main thing I'm wondering about is how first person mode is in the Next Fest/Early Access version

If there's no first person mode I riot

[median stream]

Maybe..today..?

[stone sedge]

13th is when it says it'll start for me but I don't think we got an exact date on when the Half Sword demo switches over

[median stream]

I'll open my wallet anytime!!

[supple field]

switches over? i thought it was going to be kept separate

maybe i'm crazy though

[stone sedge]

The only info I have to go off of is this old post so if there's newer info I'm out of the loop

[wanton portal]

Tahiti

[median stream]

😄

[jovial siren]

woaw

[supple field]

ohhh so we still get to keep demo, it's just for a week the demo will be the extra early access?

really interesting

[stone sedge]

That's what it sounds like. I noticed this Next Fest was advertising itself by saying something like "try upcoming games"

[median stream]

🙂

[stone sedge]

So there'll probably be a lot of temporary demos going up on Steam

[jovial siren]

soo 11 hours from now?

[median stream]

Watch this

[tepid field]

oof

[stone sedge]

I mean it's technically the 13th for me already but I don't know when the Half Sword thing goes live

[stone sedge]

It's like 2 hours and 12 minutes tho

[jovial siren]

same but on steam next fest it says 10am pacific

https://store.steampowered.com/sale/nextfest_oct25_press/

[stone sedge]

Lemme check mine I didn't look beyond the date

[supple field]

damn i have to wait till 1:00pm

11 hours

[stone sedge]

Wait it'd be the same lmao

It says the time zone

[median stream]

I live in Korea, so I don't know what time zone Steamfest starts in…

[median stream]

Oh

[stone sedge]

For everyone's convenience

[supple field]

5:00 am for you i think

i'm not smart

it's not that

2am

[median stream]

10 am..

X(

[stone sedge]

12PM for me

[tepid field]

11am pacific time

Thats when it starts

[stone sedge]

Is that when the Half Sword thing starts?

[tepid field]

Oh fuck knows

[stone sedge]

Lmfao

[supple field]

10am PST is 2am KST

[stone sedge]

The image above says 10am Pacific for Next Fest itself

[median stream]

Maybe..?

[tepid field]

Oh I was reading the 2022 one

[supple field]

hmm

[median stream]

2am..? Thx

[tepid field]

It might be 10am Idk

[stone sedge]

https://store.steampowered.com/sale/nextfest_oct25_press/

[median stream]

But.. i go to work :x(()))))

:(((((

[tepid field]

There it is thanks

[supple field]

damn

[stone sedge]

I've got Canadian Thanksgiving today so I'd be busy if it launched today anyways

[median stream]

I wake up at 7 am. It‘s a shame. :((((

Oh

[steel fiber]

7PM for me

damn

[median stream]

😦

[grand bane]

Who out there abiding by the kings decree?

[gilded onyx]

huh

[forest falcon]

Hi

[shrewd timber]

I have no proof for this, but I accidentally threw an axe across the arena and lodged it directly onto a Willie's foot.

like i felt genuinely bad

but kind of cool

[astral ether]

Man, I keep thinking about how I genuinely had people asking to take photos of or with me at comicon, I genuinely can’t get over that

Absolutely a highlight for me

[mystic marlin]

why

[astral ether]

Why what

[mystic marlin]

why did they want picture

[astral ether]

Good cosplay

[mystic marlin]

of what

(interrogation)

[astral ether]

I was going as a krieger, I’m in the middle here

[mystic marlin]

oh that’s badass

[astral ether]

Yeah haha

Wish the backpack would stay higher up on my shoulders but it’s whatever, backpack still looks good lol

[sullen sphinx]

Lububu Dubai or somthing. When halfsword

[cinder dagger]

Hey everyone! I just wanted to drop a message and say how genuinely excited I am to finally be a part of the Half Sword Discord server. I've been following the development of the game for a while now, and seeing how much passion and creativity has gone into it has been amazing. The brutal, physics-based combat, the attention to historical detail, the way every fight feels raw and unpredictable—it’s like nothing else out there.

Joining this community feels like stepping into the heart of it all. I’ve been looking forward to connecting with other fans who appreciate the same things: the strategy, the chaos, the jank (in the best way), and the hilarious moments that come out of every duel. Whether it’s talking gameplay, sharing clips, trading tips, or just goofing around, I’m really glad to be here with people who “get it.”

Huge shoutout to the devs and mods for building something so unique and creating a space for fans to come together. I’m here to learn, laugh, and maybe get my virtual limbs hacked off more times than I’d like to admit. Looking forward to chatting with all of you and hopefully crossing swords in-game soon! ⚔️😄

[jovial siren]

is this ai

[cinder dagger]

no

[umbral bough]

welcome, welcome

[sullen sphinx]

It is never this serious

[jovial siren]

why so serious

[umbral bough]

we appreciate you here and are just as excited to witness this game exit its demo phase

[cinder dagger]

clueless is the only one who believes in me and my journey

[jovial siren]

🥹

[umbral bough]

it is this serious

we love half sword around these parts and every supporter is family

no reason to shun a love letter to the game and its community

[cinder dagger]

tell em!

[lavish blade]

no

i HATE half sword

[jovial siren]

meow

[lavish blade]

[jovial siren]

is meowing allowed here

[sullen sphinx]

doubt it

[cinder dagger]

no one is talking to you

bully

[umbral bough]

your removal will be scheduled for 5:15am eastern standard time

october 13

[jovial siren]

😔

[cinder dagger]

public beheading

[grand bane]

Why the negativity?

[grand bane]

Don’t see anything saying it’s not

[umbral bough]

barking too

[jovial siren]

pawsome

[cinder dagger]

she was being a bully

[jovial siren]

[umbral bough]

now now

[grand bane]

How about tomfoolery?

[jovial siren]

i love steamhappy

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393083630485508229/1397674607221280768/GwiAai1aoAAkxS8.gif

[jovial siren]

not tru ,,,

[cinder dagger]

yes true

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-3708949419905965398

[cinder dagger]

guys can we hold a vote to ban felicia

[umbral bough]

let's shake hands instead and let bygones be bygones

or else i mod abuse and everyone gets banned

[cinder dagger]

mod abuse and ban felicia

[umbral bough]

that would mean i ban you too

would you be ok with that

[cinder dagger]

no

just her

ban her

im giving you to the count of 3

1

2

[umbral bough]

ok you're going too

[cinder dagger]

2.5

2.6

[lavish blade]

lmao what is happening

[cinder dagger]

2.7

30

[umbral bough]

i'm getting ready to ban someone over their unnecessary desire for vengeance and bloodthirst

[cinder dagger]

clueless i thought you were my friend

how could you

[gleaming locust]

im gonna fufil into my desire for vengeance and bloodthirst guys

[ripe rover]

😧

[gleaming locust]

https://tenor.com/view/ranahan-golf-gif-16955199944822397009

[umbral bough]

i did tell you to let bygones be bygones my good friend ❤️

eye for eye = world blind

[cinder dagger]

hey plato

idc

[keen lily]

damn toxic at 5am

[cinder dagger]

timezones💔

[umbral bough]

in all seriousness

let's not

[keen lily]

lol

[umbral bough]

est gang

[keen lily]

❤️

[cinder dagger]

eating at 5 am??

[keen lily]

i just got off work

[cinder dagger]

alr uncle

[umbral bough]

damn you working graveyard shift

they got you toiling away

[keen lily]

fr gives me more time with the gf and kid during the day lmfao

only 24 feel 50

[cinder dagger]

uncle

[keen lily]

unc fr

[umbral bough]

sheesh

i work 10-8 and i thought that was bad

blue collar bs

but hey that's how i feed my expensive azz hobbies

[keen lily]

lmfao i wish

[umbral bough]

shiii

pays the bills amirite

[cinder dagger]

why are you all uncs

[umbral bough]

i actually detest having any children in this server and have actively and openly vouched for an age limit of 17+ to ensure that our members have developed frontal lobes

unfunny contrarian edgelords/self-proclaimed comedians ruin this space all the time

with the most low quality ragebait of all times and generally very undesirable behavior

(this is said mostly in jest. mostly.)

[errant minnow]

add the age limit when i turn 17 next year, ok?

[grand bane]

Too late youngling

[errant minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982819725493043240/1423076354001338501/attachment.gif

[grand bane]

Anyways, how are things?

[ebon summit]

Praise be to Space king

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-rdr2-red-dead-redemption2-throws-him-into-the-ocean-gif-27565965

[wispy acorn]

half sword tomorrow ??????????????????????

[dreamy ginkgo]

when is the showcase releasing today chat

[wispy acorn]

HALF SWORD TODAY ????????????????????????????????????????????

[cinder dagger]

i actually detest any uncs in this server

[keen gate]

My collars blue and my neck is red

[ebon summit]

'Been working like a dawg just to keep mah family fed

[cinder dagger]

livin off energy drinks and marlboro red

[random garnet]

when a the new update has ben realized?

[spark quartz]

Is that an m1 carbine

[brisk ivy]

Is that freddy fazbear

[round current]

posted a beautiful half sword gif and my friend called you guys all deus vult racists

is ts true

[brisk ivy]

L friend

[swift carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-outcome-memories-do-the-master-plan-gif-9406051486514587759

[uneven lake]

my dream is halfsword

[grand bane]

Idk maybe

[grand bane]

Like 300 years of smh

[unkempt quail]

why is it so hard to ko another person in bare handed fighting with 0 damage

now

it used to be easy

[grand bane]

As in turning the damage slider all the way down?

[unkempt quail]

almost all the way down

leave a tiny bit between the blank space and th e Damage text

[grand bane]

So you are telling me that significantly reducing the damage of your hits makes your hits do very little damage

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-gif-25662315

[unkempt quail]

it used to be very easy to knock people out and make them stumble

[grand bane]

If you want more damage then turn up the damage. Also Willie got an easier time staying on his feet in April

[unkempt quail]

i want to knock them out

if i turn it up to normal or any thing after the damage text it kills them after a couple punches

they probably fixed smth

[grand bane]

Just keep tuning damage until you find what you want

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-limbus-company-project-moon-my-honest-reaction-oh-my-god-meme-gif-5534833895409304663

[open dew]

good morning everyone

[knotty kiln]

Hi

[raven ore]

good morning

@lavish blade

[restive trench]

picpoleaxe

[unique fiber]

5 members left for 130k

[drowsy finch]

Mind craft ….

[drowsy finch]

Apcs!

[spark quartz]

Apparently bewup is a way to say bmp lol

https://tenor.com/view/bewup-beloved-my-bmp1-gif-7439279136013668777

[knotty kiln]

bewup idzie brbrbrbrbrb

[spark quartz]

BEWUP

[knotty kiln]

U are polish?

[drowsy finch]

Bewup is very silly

[spark quartz]

no lol bewup is just very funny

[drowsy finch]

Armored vehicles are cool

[knotty kiln]

aw man

[drowsy finch]

I think I like arty cannons more

[spark quartz]

so true queen

[drowsy finch]

I <3 High Caliber Munitions !!!!!!

[wind geode]

we have passed 130k members

[spark quartz]

I love the Bradley APC

That things so sick

[drowsy finch]

Zounds!

[knotty kiln]

rate my dog

[drowsy finch]

Solid dog

[wind geode]

Looks like a dog to me

[restive trench]

what

[drowsy finch]

Veroo!

[restive trench]

rali!

hiw;re ou

[drowsy finch]

Sot rue!

I’m good

Boutta fail my midterms 💪

[restive trench]

midterms already?

damn

[drowsy finch]

Thats how I feel lmfao

I got 50 terms to memorize fr

[restive trench]

well goodluck

[covert notch]

willie after that

unless you use the blunt side

[drowsy finch]

Thanks I severely need it

[restive trench]

ORR

you get get off discord right now

and

[lavish blade]

what

the fuck

[restive trench]

try to study something

or something idk

[drowsy finch]

I’ve been studying fr !

[covert notch]

whats wrong with it

[restive trench]

oh you're just taking a lil break?

[muted copper]

hey guys im new to the server, is the stuff about the demo update supposedly coming out today on the subreddit legit?

[lavish blade]

no

[muted copper]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-in-the-rain-vegeta-rain-cloudy-dbz-gif-13994573155178415068

[drowsy finch]

Yeag

[restive trench]

okii

[knotty kiln]

No just a showcase available for one week

[restive trench]

supposedly we are going to get a 1 week build for the steam next fest

which starts at 10 AM pacific

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[muted copper]

thanks a lot for the answers yall

[drowsy finch]

I doubt we’re getting any news todaay

[knotty kiln]

i miss wip wednesday

[drowsy finch]

I miss the people who got mad at it for no reason

[knotty kiln]

yeah it was kind of funny

they dont show much because theyre trying to make EA a surprise

[drowsy finch]

WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME A FUCKING WAGONNINSTEAD OF SOMETHIGNCOOL >:(( >:( >:(

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/every-house-episode-gif-5702033

[plain scroll]

I was always suprised by how many people dont know that someone can work on models while another person works on the gameplay

[drowsy finch]

Lmfao literally

And also regardless, its still progress of the game

[lucid atlas]

"WHAT do you mean there's an art director and a gameplay guy on the team?"

[knotty kiln]

is this a whole episode

[drowsy finch]

Do they want medieval combat in the unity base surface??

[drowsy finch]

Also hai mantic !! :D

[wanton portal]

what a Brilliant

[drowsy finch]

WHY IS THERE MEDIEVAL STUFF ON MY KILLING PEOPLE SIMULATOR >:(

[wind geode]

seen this before?

[knotty kiln]

People got mad at especially the wasps

[plain scroll]

Hello Sqaush squisher. I like your new pfp

[wanton portal]

why is there no cowboys in my Medieval Simulator

[knotty kiln]

Mostly the youtube comments

[drowsy finch]

THANK YOU!!! The guy I commissioned went above and beyond

I gotta get more sheep art too

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bewup-gif-877178965518735115

[drowsy finch]

Oh yeah, I actually, unironically forgot about this one

[lucid atlas]

real ones look at the wasps and overthink what they have behind the scenes

[drowsy finch]

Wonder how good it’d be

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-aurther-morgan-plan-goddamn-gif-23408364

[wind geode]

ye

[knotty kiln]

Flails would be really fun

[drowsy finch]

Yes! Thats what I thought the point was

Little sneak peaks

[plain scroll]

Which is extra funny because people wanted to be shown gameplay so they got shown enviromental hazards and still complained. literally just ignore 90% of players when making a game now

[drowsy finch]

Time to concuss myself

[spark quartz]

yes

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/enbabyfazball-fish-thirsty-gif-12496812153427391344

[knotty kiln]

Why are some rainworld fans mean

[drowsy finch]

I like that one post by hakita

Game dev crashouts will never not be funny to me

[drowsy finch]

The people giving suggestions to orson are lowkey fucking brain dead

Its all just “make x kill you”

[spark quartz]

Whos x and why do they wanna kill me 🙁

[knotty kiln]

oh i get it now

[drowsy finch]

I can make a niche creepypasta reference but I don’t wanna look like a loser

[knotty kiln]

people will waste suggestions

[plain scroll]

MAke grass kill you because its wet so you slip and hit your head

[knotty kiln]

It will happen

[spark quartz]

No please make the reference

[lucid atlas]

I really like hakita's ultrakill

[drowsy finch]

Literally all of scav prototype’s suggestions were like that

[spark quartz]

I was a creepypasta and scp kid in highschool

[lucid atlas]

making me feel inspired to make my own crack shot fps shooter

[knotty kiln]

i was a warrior cat kid and also undertale kid

[drowsy finch]

Me too

[knotty kiln]

Bendy too

i was just a weird kid

[drowsy finch]

He’s got some pretty silly convictions that I agree with

[spark quartz]

That explains a lot

[drowsy finch]

I was just gonna link the sequel creepypasta to sonic exe

[knotty kiln]

What does this mean

[plain scroll]

My childhood bestfriend unironically thought SCP was real

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bendy-gif-7581881830671101568

[knotty kiln]

I used to think the backrooms were real

[spark quartz]

This is bro

[knotty kiln]

And you could clip into them

[drowsy finch]

Why did this happen multiple times wtf

[knotty kiln]

Canon events

[lucid atlas]

I just can't physically force myself to watch this

[knotty kiln]

Same guy did it twice

[lucid atlas]

it feels like a character assassination of an actual human being

[spark quartz]

Lowkey same

[knotty kiln]

i wonder where he is now

[drowsy finch]

I thought scp was so cool, then it became military dorks and “this is the thing that instantly kills you and can’t be contained. And also I have no creative writing skills.”

[spark quartz]

It used to freak me out

[knotty kiln]

I think him and ADRIAN would get along

[spark quartz]

I used to get scared seeing Jeff the killer images and slanderman lmak

*lmao

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bottom-text-add-text-here-opposing-force-half-life-shitpost-gif-26798426

Sorry

[modern yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/deadass-kratos-are-you-serious-gif-17416856702588199050

[drowsy finch]

The name adrian activates my opposing force sleeper agent

I love opposing force

[knotty kiln]

I never played

[spark quartz]

we are, ohio

[drowsy finch]

Great game

[knotty kiln]

is there someone named adrian in it

[modern yacht]

I haven't played it yet. I'm planning on doing

I've played half life 1, half life 2 and The black mesa remake of half life 1

i don't even know if we are talking about opposing force lmao

[wind geode]

remember when that was funny

3 years ago

[indigo hare]

Please don’t make fun of his memory loss, it’s natural at his ripe old age

[wind geode]

true, let's get him back to his bed and give him his meds

[marble ibex]

Back in the good old days

I think i miss MLG 👴🏻

[wind geode]

key lime pie

Doge

[marble ibex]

Insert ratatouille arsehole reviewer going back to his childhood gif

[modern yacht]

Me when the table breaks:

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-gif-9709800945809453150

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/jenga-bricks-kid-crash-rozpierdol-gif-21433393

[indigo hare]

One time when I was young I was using my mom’s laptop to play RuneScape and I got scammed. I got so mad I punched the screen and broke it and got real scared so I suddenly threw the laptop off the desk and said it broke because it fell BY ACCIDENT.

I still got in trouble

And it was obvious I punched the screen

[modern yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/krasi-fifa22-fifa22rage-fifa-rage-krasi-rage-gif-26170968

[lucid atlas]

@pearl coral look at who I found..

[mighty badger]

lmfao

[modern yacht]

is that sir moai of roku?

before he had a face

[lucid atlas]

Could be..

[spark quartz]

Who are you?

Oh right you're uh

That one guy

The stone guy that's kinda short

[modern yacht]

Did someone just say the word Short and Stone in the same sentence?

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-don't-rock-and-stone-you-ain't-comin'-home-deep-rock-galactic-rock-and-stone-run-ganondorf-gif-6106180493101324670

[slender pasture]

Halfsword tomorrow

[modern yacht]

Halfswording my willie until it happens

[mint wigeon]

REAL WILLY

[drowsy finch]

Yeag! :D

[stone sedge]

Is it time for Willie

[wind geode]

where have you been

I haven't seen you in like a year

[drowsy finch]

Hai rubber !!!

We shuld play peak sometime

[modern yacht]

that would be Peak

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-death-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-6581654474224596036

[hushed tundra]

I WAS PROM KISED AHLF SWOR TIDAY

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE IS MY WILLIE

[south roost]

adrian shepherd mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/adrian-shepard-half-life-half-life-opposing-force-gif-8672924771172022519

[modern yacht]

Wait hold up...

half sword

half life

they both have the word half in them

Is Willie Gordon Freeman???

[modest badge]

is halfsword tomorrow?

[open dew]

todays gonna be steamfest version

[modest badge]

jarvius translate it in human

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-hl1-maxwell-kiwozuri-adrian-shephard-gif-924105107825471000

[open dew]

GAME VERSION TODAY RELEASE SOON

[modest badge]

what is steamfest version

[modest badge]

thank you jarvis

[crimson garden]

i think it is unfortunately just a trailer/new gameplay but i could perhaps be wrong

[open dew]

it's gonna be a trailer + a new version of the game if everything goes well

[wind geode]

no, new demo too

[open dew]

yeah

[crimson garden]

oh shittt

[modest badge]

😄

[open dew]

hi mopsen

[modest badge]

im half swording it so good ohhh oohh im half swording it

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/igor-igor-persona-gif-4482601872446006752

[drowsy finch]

Oh, damn

Is it limited ?