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yeah pretty much
my kits are buns most of the time but im SO close to flea
mind as well play right now
Tarkov in the big 25'? My condolences.
playing pvp for the funs of it
im only playing solo because literaly none of my friends are playing
You're doing self harm please stop and seek therapy.
the only reason i got on last week was because my friend got on for one raid
lol
it's not that bad
i reset my pvp account whenever my scav cooldown is low
tarkov put a parasite in my brane that been eating my brain matter for the last 2 years
i accidently breached into a room to see this
my stash right now (im flat broke)
i was so god damn confused
holy shit dude LOL
got my insutance back
that guy that killed me and my friend didnt take my vsk or armor! 
now my stash is full of junk : (
never played the game but this seems like a lot
it is
it really really is
i forgot how cheap insurance got
raid time with one of my best kits!
i love the armor i have because nobody ever takes it i just get it back through insurance
i just realized howed you get so juiced?
FUCK
ooof course
mosin time
i hate the god damn game yet i still play it
the addiction
thisll be the first time i get flea for some reason
i love rusty bloody key in streets 🤤
really?
Jesus
im running sniper mosin with tier 4 pen ammo
rl ps?
or r u using green tip
Follow me on Twitch - I'm live every night!
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Happy birthday Kotton.
Another EFT parody cover - this time inspired by "Ocean Man" by Ween.
Lyrics:
Mosin man, we were fucking hyped when we heard the plans, we didn’t understand.
Mosin man, one tapping fully geared dudes It’s fucking bullshit.
Mosin man, we trust...
idk
yeah geen tip
yummy
i love this video
i use shotguns with makeshift .50cal slugs instead of mosin
LOL
no way
"soon"
im in raid brb
bet
i killed a couple svavs and got half the xp i need for level ten though 
wich is 300
i have 7000 roubles
fuck it vsk on ground zero
does this ever happen to you with fence?
oh lord
yeah it do that sometimes
he desides to tweak sometimes
i honestly would just go streets fight kaban and if I die id reset my account
if I win I kill everyone else
ive done streets the first time i played and died instantaniously
really
LOL
im in raid brb
same fucking spawn 3 time in a fucking row
shitty ass spawn what the FUCK
LOL
You get what you get and you don’t get upset
i geuss so
i think i killed a pmc with the last bullet im my pistol
ive yet to check the body
it was a scav
hell yeah succsful exctraction
oh mah gawd im level ten
I bought tarkov like 2 years ago and have never played it
Is the memory leak still bad
There was a big memory leak when I bought the game
damn ok
The game kept blue screening my pc
@open dew should i melt down most of my stash
oh that hasnt happend to me
ok
thats all i kept
I found out that if you get hammered as fuck you do indeed not randomly teleport to france
You just vomit everywhere
wow ok
where u from?
U.S
tarkov, the game that youll love but not without hate
good night
i hate this game so much
is helter skelter the first metal song ever ?
there’s so many games that this perfectly describes 😭
Is this still gonna happen? Next Fest is soon
@lofty kindle Sorry for ping but this seems community manager-y-ish?
yeah
it is
Steamfest will have 25-30% of full release
Early access will be 40-50% of full release
Oh cool
right now demo is only 10%
I've been a bit out of the loop on this
That (what I screenshotted) was about the last bit of news I remember, though I think I've seen a couple things since then
Glad to hear it's still gonna happen I'm excited
That is still the plan.
could be me though, shrug
hi wonder
I just saw Next Fest was soon and I was like "Oh shit Half Sword"
is it out rn?
or when is the next one
13th is the first day of Next Fest but I have no idea for Half Sword
I need to restock my gif library
hi lieu
nobody has explained if this means there will be another demo or if there will be like a trailer or like what
is steamfest gonna mean new demo or no
thanks to continued interest early access will never release
thank you for participating in the half sword demo.
yes
maybe if you could read above
when will the new update come out
i see
an then early access right after… yes?
hmm
i hope so
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
it does look like 5
literally
Hello
early access leakked1!1!1!
big buhurt gameplay
buhurt optimized leak
man I can' wait to have options to blacken my armor and gild the ridgets of it

This is something that ivan would grin to.
so this is a fitting emoji

BROO

😱😱😱
😱😱😱
wait what? i haven't been up to date on this server for a good while, did stuff update or is this a sneak peek
it actually pmo whenever somebody makes a writing system for english and calls it a language
what have you seen?
Holy shit i just gooned to oxycodone gameplay
is this true
i thought they wouldve released it early after steam nextfest
since the game is intended to release after it and before 2026 anyways
Calm down Gandalf
i think so
.
this too
so hyped
am calm hobbit
4 am?? Bro all you had to do was turn your tower upside down and shake it
Could have also just easily turned it inside out
And had an easy time cleaning it
I also replaced thermal paste and cleaned up the "cable management" left by the previous owner
You should have also Tuned your tower
so that it sounds good
Slap a turbo in that bad boy. More air = higher power pc
Probably even will give you more RAM
A customer just came to the shop saying they need new keys for their car because they accidentally flushed their only key down the toilet
How tf
they ate it

what if I evolved to eat metals
key's would surely taste as good as bread right
does anyone know how i can reset my progress and play from peasant and up in gauntlet mode
just die
simple as that
doesnt work
It says my progress wil be lost and stuff
but i still have all lvls unlocked
Ima just try re installing
check pins in #halfsword-chat-⚔
it's called rewriting history
tells you how to delete the save file
i cant find it can u reply to the message
I played it like 2 months ago, did u just realise 🥀
There was a guy who could eat metal. He ate a whole plane once. He died around his 60’s I think
@forest falcon is it maybe because im playing the Demo
im at the verry last stage and my game always crashing bru
Turn off blood
Average live leak footage.
SWEET MOTHER OF NEPTUNE
real
i mean they are both kind of the same
willie
Hello, please, is there any way that I could use mods while playing using Boosteroid? Thank you 🙂
don't think I've never seen an indie developer stating on a livestream they'd send a cease and desist for a silly mod (finally watched that recording in announcements)
Ahh okiii
What silly mod?
even better its not a dev, but someone with much more power
and they are right to do so, its their game, their investment, their will
it wasnt for a silly mod
????
totya♥️
what if Veggietales were to sent a ceast and desist on you
it just fucking ascends at the end
Chatgpt and sora is just Skynet from Terminator
i just put FOUR golems in the pocket
like an 80% winrate
oh my gourd clankerslop
You tell em galaxy!
You should send this too
this is a russian humot
?? ?
!ne
vivo
!what
Lmao 🤣
my ex girlfriend loved this image and would send me it all the time
day ruined

sigh
hey you can't let that control you! you got this day, this day has got nothing on you.
It was a sight to behold
we forgive and we forget
Though I meant an embed fail, yes your barking was a sight to behold too
😂
Over Willie? Disgraceful
real
maddie knows exactly what is up
its time to tarkov
Beautifully said
it insists upon itself
dont buy tarkov unless you hate yourself
dont play war thunder either
Does anyone know how i can rewrite storys?
put pen to paper and go to town bud
im talking aboutin the game BUD!
well you can rewrite storeys in the game by typing in the new storey in the storey editor
made that mistake a while ago
I have a troubled relationship with war thunder
In that it hates me, I hate it, but I still end up going back. Im a prisoner of my own life choices
uninstall
respectfully
I did a few months ago, thankfully
I uninstalled in January, then played a bit in September and uninstalled again
Donnt redownload it
You’ll post government documents if you do ™
thug shaker central type behavior
Not cool enough to post gifs yet I forgot
I knew a guy who ended up being in thug Shaker central
He was an old clan mate of mine, we were even in a little war thunder tournament together
He was nobody of consequence, I promise 🙏
just threw in a fun fact
Im usually just throwing things around
Can we get whips and chain flails in half sword...
im so broke 😭
Depends on the flail
this is how they would look
Will Parkour be added to half sword
I know flails weren't used in medieval times but it'd be super fun to use
There are some examples, but most are improvised weapons, or begin to look less like a traditional spiky ball mace
LOL
Most times you're going to be hitting the enemy Willie with the chain
Or yourself with it
lukluk295
It'd be neat though if you had it on an idle animation, like if you just held M1, your Willie will idly swing it above your head, or at your side if you change stances
Be good for shields i imagine
nice AK you got @swift carbon
Especially two handed, long variants
Thats an m16 bro🙄
im pretty sure that's an m60 going off that pic ..
he looted up a bank robber rig
I'm watching his game
I'm not talking about that photo
sigh
💀
hi galaxy
Hi danya
When is Schedule 2
In gta 6
Oh I had no idea I thought you were just dogging on his picture he posted lol
no
how are you?
doing quite well, burning in this heat though
This heat is indeed quite warm yeah
That's why I am waiting for my cold drink to cool down
i don't think i've played new vegas without mods in like 12 years
Looks like a science experiment
thanks lol i accualy found an ak-12 in a gun crate, brought it in next raid then died
saw that
was overwatching
buh?
oh please give me a little
im confusiom
I'm genuinely dying
Ofc!!
Haha I have a red/infra led in my room. The thing is just frost
Is there any gaming company that rivals rockstar studios in terms of little details?
is it god damnit or god dammit
f:nv?
Like horse muscle
Animal behavior etc
fallout: new vegas
god damnit I guess
oh the modpacks of NV are insane from what I've seen
no cuz rockstar works their employees to the bone for things nobody would ever care about
like cool the people actually cut and eat their meal
anyway lets make the game about the fall of the wild west have a core part of its game, almost a quarter of the file size, be about how cool the wild west is and also needlessly grindy and also multiplayer
rockstar pisses me off so bad 💔
😭
bully dev time belike
when willie will be free to move around and just punch everyone in a tavern
crunnnchhh
I'd love to do that
when you spare his life
yeah
They're going to piss you off even more once GTA 6 releases then
That's planned
not mode. just a village with people thats more than enough
I think
and im gonna eat it allllll up cuz im a greasy piggy
wait it is??
So I'm not sure
i must get my hands on it
i didnt play for a while i think im doing willie good
what an angel
if i had a modicum of intelligence i'd add it myself
or i'd optimize the game
seriously
bibikal acurate willie
me beating the poor guy to a pulp while getting backstabbed by a another guy who is getting backstabbed
if gta 6 doesnt come with this level of physics and gore its not worth it
Forget about Willie customization
Will HAT Customization be added??
Idk
im sure when they say "deep customization" on the steam page theyll cover stuff like that sooner or later
fat body type jiggle physics being sliced and diced?
gn chat
Found footage willie
prolly
rdr2 ass hat
looks like a Jason or a Jake
this arena ain't big enough for four of us...
the two fingers strayed far away from the lands between
oh my god
@swift carbon can i add you in tark
tried to actually PLAY fallout new vegas but it seems one of the 200 mods i've downloaded are crashing the game before it launches so
guess i wont
yeah
no
game is nearly old enough to drive
Its almost never just one mod, sometimes you just managed to build a jenga tower too big to debug.
that too
its like 30 mods interconnecting to ravage my computer and sometimes i get worried if i take one out it'll actually bluescreen my shit
(happened before)
rdr2
in hs

Da_Kizzle
thats rdr1
get it right
I remember when rumors of red dead redemption possibly coming out were started! I played the hell out of red dead revolver back in the day
the og
it was very good
brother you remember when the atmosphere was created around earth that blanketed us from uv radiation you prehistoric dinosaur
Yes I LOVED this game
Oh yeah? Well guess what bud
Ur a loser
Fuckin roasted
Bro will NEVER recover
And it was great!!!
Had so much content
Isn't that just a calzone
he is a prehistoric dinosaur with a fine taste
Is this image a joke about liking feet
I have no idea
easter might like feet tho idk
bro i had the BEST calzone last week
definitely better than chicago pizza
aww he is so cute
hi
hi sam :D
Chicago pizza is literally just pizza soup. Disgraceful to even call it pizza. Im from NY, im walkin here! To a good pizza place
he looks so mad
Might…
agreed on the first half
unsure of the second half
isnt NYC known for their 99 cents pizza?
There is no blackmail, #1270577738826256536 is my home away from home
does that even exist or is it a movie thing
I fuckin wish
Maybe like 20 years ago
hes ugly as hell
no fuck you
you are ugly as hell he is a distinguished gentleman
thats me but i socialize
how old is he
99 cent pizza is crazy
like 3 months
damn he looks old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSdvTBVhSrM neat mod if anyone plays bg3
Fan expansion for Baldur's Gate 3
Mod Page
Found on Nexus Mods
120+ New Items
24 New Weapons
22 New Armor Sets
10 New Encounters
100+ New Custom Passives and Abilities
+More
Trailer Heavily inspired by Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales | Official Accolades Trailer
https://youtu.be/9p6tMfXxmKo?si=9YLGspJD2PCOPuG5
Music used
https://youtu.be/G...
buff willie is not real
yk the amount of opportunity
that half sword games has
with this level of fire 🔥
Imagine a full on open world story game
jus like RDR2
but medieval shit
bro
i cant even imagine
it would be so good
like bro
This goes as far as wishful thinking but
imagine
RDR2
with halfsword graphics
and mechanics
you fucking gunsling manually
reloading would be awful
like imagine attacking someone from behind stealing their loot
I mean yeah
like
Id assume there is a fine line between HS mechanics and RDR2 mechanics
it would be unreal
Id assume you can only manually swing with melee weapons or fist
but guns n shit is normal
imagine a bar fight
or you can choose to aim manually
DUDE
A BAR FIGHT
WITH FUCKING HS MECHANICS?
OMG
we can only imagine
YOU MANUALLY PICK UP A CHAIR
oh my god
smash his head to the table
or fucking manually steal someones gun
then shoot em
hit em with it
then bash their head into the window
fucking randy orton rko a bitch too
get his ass calling for help
the fight with tommy would be a whole new story
or like do a headlock and just punch the guy
Ik in lore we kick his ass
but we also get assbeat
but with HS mechanics
tommys gonna die
imagine online half sword bar fight
OMG
holding someone and your friend hitting them
OMG
Taverns but yeah
THEY ADDING BARS FOR US TO FIGHT IN
FUCK YEAH
PLS
ADD
with breakable everything
it's something they've discussed but nothing is confirmed
they gotta add it dude
the insantiy
you get drunk in HS
then just ruin the tavern
throwing stuff
smashing a bottle on their head
it doesnt have to be online we just need the map
we can already spawn willies
fuck YEAH
this game has the best mechanics i have ever seen
you can do a medieval sword fight with them sure
but you could just throw the sword away
and suplex them
thats why i love this game
kill
You have 30 seconds to change your name
Daaamn, Bro do u have some more?
the half sword early access is next week right?
ban
Alright
ask mr poopy Galaxy formore
click on your own pfp and go to edit profile
they know how to do that
but anyways
just put a different name
i mean you can always ask for other mods in other servers to rename you stinky fart smeller
but idk why you'd do that
aand banned
why did he even get banned?
for his name ig
not banned,killed
personally i didnt see much wrong with it when we have people called moist clitikal but oh well
the show must move on
What?
How did you not see what was wrong...
Yeah let's not repeat it
ok
should i play midnight club 3 or ghost of tsushima rn
Ghost of tsushima
but the steriotypical mexican man
le fishe au chocolat
What is his name
why even ask if you're gonna choose the other game 😭
best left behind now
Don't worry about it gang 
midnight club LA sweeps
im gonna run a few races in midnight club until i get pissed at the traffic and then im going to got
comparison is the thief of joy
im going to play all of them sooner or later
mc3 was my first
is being my first actually
comparison is necessary and brings ME joy
im still in the very early parts of the game
rockstar makes absolute bangers in every genre if they focus on it it seems
for real
i mean look at this mf farming aura just existing
in 140p even
then they abandoned us car guys
fr
they made one of the most fun racing games i ever played and ditched
i miss Blur
the arcade racing genre died with midnight racing games as a whole dying down
need for speed held up for a bit but they're done for now too
died with burnout paradise honestly
burnout paradise was the last true arcade racer
we can blame EA for both
it's honestly diabolical what they did to need for speed
My baby <3
i could never fathom how they ran this franchise into the ground so hard
they are doing alright at the moment because of skate
unbound is garbage lmoa
just not the same vibe
you wanna know what got me extremely mad for weeks on end regarding need for speed
it feels like the inbred child of need for speed and asphalt
have you seen what they did to criterion's need for speed most wanted
last real nfs imo was 2015
no i havent
Minecraft villager ahh emerald car
what did they do
Most Wanted 2 Prototype Gameplay showing the event "The Chase" in full from start to finish.As far as i know nobody outside of criterion has ever seen a full playthrough until now. The Chase is one of two missions seen in the prototype and shows off the finished level at the time.
The build in the video is from December 2011 but nothing major ...
dude.
they scrapped criterion's ACTUAL most wanted 2012 sequel

holy fps
mw2 WAS being made properly and faithfully
Rali no longer ourple
oh they found a MISSION
they found an entirely different game in the works
hi rali folley
i knew that already
nothing like the bullshit we were given
but it seemed free roam only
no bro it was supposed to be a continuation of 05
i'm mad af because the literal reason why i am into cars and own a bmw rn is because of mw05
okay i am pissed now
why the fuck would they scrap THAT
and do a knock off burnout game with cops instead
I forgor to renew my shit
Rali normie status again
please tell me what game is that zeno
looks fantastic
Rali ourple again
Yuh!
thank you
relaxing game , too bad its been a demo for long time i wonder when they will release it
OH ITS A CLIMBING GAME SDADLWADKV DBAS MGMNVWGH
now you see why i'm upset
my hatred for EA is eternal
hi
hi danya :D
i understand you now
cairn*
nfs was also the franchise that introduced me to racing games, more specifically underground 1 and 2
oh ok thx zeno
Its releasing Q1 next year. Great game
ug2 was peak
i can still hear the main menu
Too bad rali isn't here
midnight club 3?
yeppers
lexus is300
my fav racing game
theres no substitute for it
riders on the storm
like a dog without a bone, an actor all alone, killer on the road
peak music
bike races with the ability to knock others is fun
too bad los angeles not on pc 😠 . even though it can be emulated still kinda pain
unironically anything from lexus/toyota is so mid besides the LFA and the super modded ones
but now with the 360 recomp there might be a native release for it sometime in future
and the lexus F cars (M still clears low diff)
hola mcwonder
do you know what else there is in medival times?
WOMEN
strip clubs?
wait now im actually curious
no joke, were there 😭 ?
They were called brothels.
who
brothels...?
thats the best they could come up with 😭
"Yo knave, you ready to meet me at the brothel this weekend?"
😭
You didn't go with your homies. Society had this novel invention called shame in those days.
a fucking veggie soup
In a manner of speaking
Hallo mcwonderbeast!!! :D
"Bro, Ik your stupid knave ass went to the fucking brothel yesterday, disgusting cuckhold you are indeed!"
😭
you see how STUPID that sounds?
I think we should melt Antarctica and build a casino and a Walmart there
first thing moai of roku will look at in a brothel
its my feet btw
I support deforestation
We NEED more parking lots
Throw car batteries into your local marine and wildlife conservation area
I need to, as the electric eels will need to recharge.
I am the harbinger of eels
the amount of genshin clones . can they just stop
Slay this mf
This server be talking about anything but halfsword
its general chat
go to halfsword chat if you wanna talk about half sword
I mean not general enough for you to want to taste someones feet but okay
To each their own fetish
you do not realize your are no1 glazer for the fella who has the same taste as mine
No no sir MOAI not a fraud like you
i mean moai likes feet a lot he even frequents the willie feet sightings thread
Aye this name is from april😭
You should be glazing me right now why are you not singing my praises
IM SORRY KING
Much better
i love you moai
he called me a fraud!
Mb queen
thats better
As my number one glazer he cannot be wrong ever in anything he says
Sorry
No
yo
I am at 25 of 100 xp for level 0. I guess I won't be using the vc
...h.i....
Holy muscular
why is Willie so jacked?
You already have one expensive hobby
Youre gonna destroy your bank account!
right !?!? i’m cursed
because of my parosmia i just ate a knockoff mcgriddle and it ended up tasting like captain crunch
Boon or curse
meh
the condition itself sucks because my word is not reliable on how something tastes or smells and certain things are either amplified or dulled into nothingness or burnt tasting
but i can’t smell anything rotten so that’s cool
why was i banned for a whole ahh month for no reason
mods randomly decided it was funny to ban me for absolutely no reason what so ever
you had too many warns
but for what reason
i didnt do anything wrong and i got banned for something i couldnt get an answer to
every warn gives you the reason why you where warned
i got ts but never told what for
ik my first 2 warnings were for political bs which is understandable but i never knew what my 3rd one was
nword...
yes
ohhhh yeah thats understandable
sometimes i dont actually notice some stuff in my videos thats why im carful on what i post
ofc im not like top notch at noticing things though
what 💀
Hello
best song in the MGS series, hands down.
They never used this song.
Its mostly fan edits.
You fake as shit, twin.
Yes, I am aware.
It is a concept called a "joke".
Me when I get called out for a mistake:
It's a frequent joke amongst the MGS community
Me when I double down:
true
Check the comments on the music video.
Me when my story conveniently lines up:
r u being serious or just jakin
I’m bored while commuting.
i see
wait a second
have I.... been ragebaited????
i belive so
NOOOOO
I would talk about cars or someshit but most don’t.
I wanna complain about my car being fucked.
whats ur favorate car
Rx-8.
i like that one too
No you don’t.
No one likes the Rx-8 except pretentious chuds.
They’re a slave to the car.
Loony toons ass car.
true
the ragebait is serious
1M > M1
I don’t know what a BMW is.
i sure do and they sweep the floor with 90% of cars
Nah bro.
Looks peak
ultimate driving machines
the m1 was a prototype that barely even made it to any kind of reasonable production
shit put me to sleep
the 1m on the other hand is the peak of bmw's philosophy and engineering
the finest
Peak? This is
Just
Stupid looking
Just like rx8 
The car I wish I had, not the gay ass new one. The old one.
i f with every generation of bmw besides the G chassis
g8x looks so ass
i Iove f82 it's my favorite design and engineering wise
I don’t mind the new ones, just ruined by clout.
e92 is the best overall though
objectively the new M3s and M4s are fantastic cars
obscenely reliable, powerful, comfortable, tunable
they look like dogshit from the front and it irks me
Well the people driving them definitely are 90% not.
the new mustangs
low iq high hp
Chevy drivers are worse imo.
What’s wrong with the Rx-8?
Real.
american muscle mfs when i murder them in my 3000 dollar 200k mile bmw
