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Alhamdulliah he was found!
Time, sun, and the nature of his “environment” hes an outlaw. Hes probably stressed 24/7 just tryna live
hey developers
kill this guy ^
also kill this guy ^
Someone ban this guy
hey developers
hey it
give thine game unto me
release developers
release developer
yo devs cancel the game
yo devs
yo devs
the game is getting released for everyone but you
dodges
Coffee is in rare form today
hedgeborn
developers
there will be consequences if you do not release it unto me
It's like 10 years or 15
Long time
He stood with micah in RDR2 not much of a cool guy
W gif
the itch version is older
visibly and mechanically older
the latest one is the steam demo
nw
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hello everyone
where the hell is the update
you know what's cool, the story of how the cop loves the dispatcher in cyberpunk 2077
another victory
i hate this guy
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
Oaugh I was NOT expecting my Writing for the Working World course to fuck me up today. I arrived a little late, and it’s in the middle of playing fucking Adagio For Strings
Kharak is burning... 
is this from dune or somthing?
nah maybe for you but not for me
homeworld!
Try changing your dx to 11 or 12 depending on which it's on. You find it in the settings
it was blood
switch to dx 11 if you are on 12 that might help it and if not turn off blood to finish the challenge
Kneebar from single leg and arm
my computer so ah only can run low at 30 ish fps
What update?
On my mama halfsword comes out October, devs told me
No they didn't 😭
Smol modteam man thinks he can tell ME what’s real, you aren’t him man. You aren’t him
My stinky grandma told me it releases in October
On my dirty brother
On my brothers new PC
Stinky people stink
it wasn't anything bad
i got 67'ed
lol
why arent you Vlad anymore
i left and rejoined
oof
thats how its done
noooooooooooooooo
my pay check comes october 7th
thats a week without ea half sword
🥲
Well actually my grandma told me it’s not coming out until November
This the move my mom used to pull on me
thats my honeymoon
Halfswords a bit more important than marriage, bud
actually half sword releases on december 3rd, at 6 pm EST
Peak gif
Bad
sir moai have a personality and you can tell from this image
<@&1080390104562016306> Kill this Ragamuffin
@indigo hare
._.
Just checked that guys message history and he has sent that message 21 times in the past
21
Mopsen got them because mine failed
It will be purged dw
Early access betwen tommorow and New years eve
I go back to work for 2 minutes
it's blood update all over again

Just suprised He was able to send it 20 times in the past without getting banned thats all
Haha nerd
Its a hacked account that gets made into a bot. It posts it in every available channel at the same time and because discord is trash we cant automod certain images
Thanks for the info I guess
oops
hehehe
mantic was faster anyway
tg
The swiftness of the moderator is still talked about today
Why there so many mods
omg i bought a controller today and ive been testing games. just tried this one and thats funny lol
it is kinda hard to controll
A lot of tomfoolery and bots in this server
There isnt enough. When early access roles around there is gonna be chaos. Anyway chat did you know there is a mod application at the bottom of https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396, if you like this discord in a semi functional state you should like fill it out or something 
Could be the 31,000+ people in the server or something idk
LOL
10 outta 31k talk
120,000+ 
just 31k?
yeah
I was too lazy to scroll down and find the offline users lol
Just wait until ea is announced and you'll understand
Wait halfsword isn’t niche?
😭
Yeah until an update releases. You werent their on gore day, you dont know what i went through

No many popular streamers have played.
So we got all of their fans
For better or for worse
It has had a few million downloads 
Use the members tab silly
It used to be around 75k messages 14 days now it’s down to around 20-25k messages but it will certainly shoot back for early access
How can I play this game when it has more then 1000 players
I'm on mobile
Look below the server name silly
I'm just dumb and stupid I guess
In case you didn’t know, scam bots send all the messages at once in different channels
is it possible to change the sensitivity ingame? (mouse sensitivity doenst work on it lol)
i probably need to change some setting somewhere else
Thank you bro 😭
Hey did you know bot channel same time
maybe i should ask in #halfsword-chat-⚔ lol
Mop has cursed me 😭
Bot same time
Mouse sensitivity should work. If it doesnt it may be a glitch unless you arent talking about in game sensitivity
Oh controller
yea lol
.
got it today
You should probably mention that in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 because ive never seen that mentioned by anyone
also Sandustry is peak
oh but idk if its a controller setup thing or a bug
true
Its probably just something the devs didnt consider because the game only has partial controller support at the moment
yeah
tbh i dont really wanna use a controller anyway
you dont get the same controll that mouse does
wanted to test it
i think halfsword could work nicely with the right thumbstick being the general movement for two handed weapons
as for moving each hand individually i have no earthly idea
yea it worked fine but the sensitivity was way to high
even with slight adjustments
but its fiiine
i think its a necessary evil or else you wouldnt be able to cut or hit in general
g
no like, mouse sensitivity on highest fast
Ragamuffin
oh i see
nigh unplayable then]
lol
cuckold🔥
||oaf!||
Literally the only time I ever go into big picture mode is by accident and I always have to look up how to get out of it every time
yes lol
Please sir let thy hand not be the cause of my death
whats even the point of it on pc
If a willy calls me a cuckold and then surrenders I envision the king going 👎
if a willy taunts you twice or more and surrenders he is still an open target
willie*
I also mercilessly kill willies who don't even try to fight in spoilance and surrender immediately
the cowards must serve as adrenaline fuel to the brave
m00 mentioned
HELL YEAH BROTHER
Petition to add this historically accurate medieval weapon to half-sword: https://youtube.com/shorts/ytw0r1fYlvI?si=OWxSd4prBjSVsz35
Age of Empire 3 got the monster truck which was funny
what even is that game
Age of empires 2
There is a cheat if you type in "How do you turn this on" and it spawns a car
imagine if instead of the 2009 challenger they had the puny 2025 challenger
the USA would probably lose agaisnt the brits
They should have the glorious 1964 Ford Mustang
tasty car choice
my neighbour has been the owner of a Mustang since he got it in the 60s
im more of a mustang boss 302 tho
lucky BASTARD
Yellow with black stripes
if i had a car like that i wouldnt even need therapy to be happy
six seven
any muscle car would work nicely
I want to see willy take a cannonball to the face
sixty seven
six sept
sies siete
they belong to me now
Banned
Burglars hate this one trick
I conceal carry a 155mm cannon taken from a Bae Systems archer wherever I go
masochist AND sadist?!
lock him up
butcher him right now
i love being taller in fist fights
1 good hit to the head and when there wobbling they are cooked
they just slouch and put tere guard down
i need to play palworld already
it’s one of those games i forget i have because it’s on my xbox account on my pc. who the fuck uses xbox for pc gaming?
it’s about to be me
i like how he looks
what is this
CRETE . they just opened their playtest
interesting
So you just jump and slide your way through the entire map blowing shit up as fast as possible?
Copenhagen
true
I’ll write them a letter
me!
palworld is a really great game ngl
it feels like ark + pokemon legends arceus to me
and i love both of those games
there isnt a better to start a map in palworld too since it has gotten a lot more content drops since its release
even a terraria crossover
and a whole ass island
gotta jump back into it to get the new content
how are you doin moai
letting the other npc do the work for me 😄
Terrible im at work still
damn, got good music to listen to?
Palworld is more of a finished and fun game then ark and pokemon combined
bro what are you playing
CRETE playtest
No! Our shop foreman controls the music on his giant speakers and blasts old country all day long 😭
i thought noise torture was outlawed
half sword tomorrow
He didn’t get the memo 😥
be there or be a cemicircle
You should look it up, I think you might have to do something to get it back
yes
the actual button itself seems to be fully gone
blue collar?
Yes im a mechanic
Don't you realize there no point
It comes out November 13th anyway
So it then
Do it then
All will be revealed
yeah that figures
enjoy your redneck shop experience
i thank god i work on my own cars in my own garage ❤️
why did you come to this conclusion
playing with drums
Tomorrow apparently free mode will be fixed and the demos gonna get merged :p
update






Early access release window from now to decemeber 31st 
Hell yeah what’s your drum set? I have an electric drum set from Alesis drums
idk much about game stuff :')
i know alpha, pre alpha, beta thats about it
The demo is currently pre alpha. Idk what state it would be considered during early access 
oh okay
i'm having a lot of fun even with the frequent crashes
atleast unlike the first few crashes it saves my state in the game now
where can i download that ? i dont see an early access on the steam page
I had a dream
And a mod renamed me to fart smellington
Too scared of the truth
But I will continue to preach
meow
you're so real for that
no misinfo twin
That's what the Catholic Church said about Galileo when he fought for Heliocentrism
Damn, nicked myself earlier today
very nice! i have a behringer
i've been having so much fun destroying my willie
what up good malware, ur music is fire. 🔥 nice to see a argentine too. Beautiful country! Went there in may
i have found john halfsword
Brooo thank you a lot!
Did you enjoy it?
yall i was watching a documentary on castles and saw some half sword guys in it.. like its crazy a game thats just a demo has such insane reach already, that the half sword guys are being put into history documentaries.. they even made a movie called "monty pythons and the holy grail" with half sword guys.. like its crazy how fun this game is ❤️
its so crazy that they went ahead and invented the 15th century as a reference to half sword
They really made the knight fortnite skin into a game
that not him
can i play with this willie
KITTIES
halfsword looking great guys
am i tweaking how do u defeat the king guy
same as everyone else just a bunch of it
i mean like is any particular weapon going to help or
You refuse to pay your taxes
the big stick with small metal sticks
like anything
even macr
saw a dude punch him dead
Mace is ideal
anything you’re good with
age of empires 3 is so god damn peak
you got it
Happy October 1
you too
WHAT !!!
you heard me
yu
it is officially spooky season
True….
this is so true, when i played r6 or any other sort of tactical shooter i could never truly compete with mouse and keyboard unless i was in a defensive position or got the drop on them.
The Finals and games like COD i can do well tho
Sweden mentioned
hello chat
wawitholy shit were in q4 now
whats q4
is halloween
they better give us a setting
where you can give Willie a pumpkin or snowman head
when it releases either on October or December
Time is off the essence
3 months goes by in like 3 days or something these days
https://youtube.com/shorts/goRbpdXK6I8?si=vFMyiAmzw5MteBSP peak gaming moment then i was a kid
IT'S LE SPOOKY MONTH YE HEAR
@wanton portal
I fucking love AudioOpera
is he actually naked
same lol, at one point i think i watched all of his videos
shorts
thank goodness
other than that yea
is it actually public indecency to not wear a shirt?
like
all pants
but no shirt
for guys
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idk
look for laws in canada for that
They're the perfect amount of surrealist goofy humor I love
everything but updating the game
there will be no more updates to the demo

Sdiybt

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Anyone heard when is the update coming? Ik its gonna be in next 3 months, but like when?
It drops tomorrow!
Nobody knows yet. Maybe we get a release date at steam next fest
no
As someone who manages the community (metaphorically), it does!!
half sword is DELAYED
till December of 2026
neither

project uhhhhh dumbazoid
dumbazoid 😭?
maybe just a little update on the next fest, but the Early Acess just in december... maybe
Halfxanima
yeah i make fun of rali for playing project zomboid
i mean
it sproject zomboid so
thats what I'm saying
hello saying i'm danya
:(
Its true, this guy bullies me constantly
silence, ourple name
ayo
😭
when did I even type that 😭
goodness gracious
Whatever you say, piss name
I'm glad nobody brings up my old messages except the Devs 
im about to
guess what I'm doing right now
You won't find the gold
Gross emoji style
why r u using the apple emoji style
what is it 2024 you ancient beast
plankton garry
what gold btw, I'm actually curious
If you were a true halfsword fan you would know 🥀
I can only do so much 😞
Guess you didn't celebrate 100k members. Noob
I dont even know if I was there for that, I'm pretty sure I was still just a user
hello halfcord
hello Quingous
horrible now that you said I'm not so spooky
muffin, lord of destruction and death
omg hi ralii

howre u
same
ha imagine going to school
bored is getting a lot of action these days
couldnt be me
we know
😭
hi mod 
wait class as in school class or class as in college lecture
hello
Avatar: ミルティナ/Milltina by DOLOS art
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cause i thought rali was like 22 or something
😭
College lecturee
whats it about
college
spoopy take your leave and make like a tree alright
you only beat me to that joke by a second
:(
he didnt say anything about trees so
I suppose u beat him to the joke
no the college lecture one
could you explain your username to the chat
me or quingous
you
yeah its spooky month so for the month of October i am spoopy mod
asschomp
imagine your government name was ass chompa
idk man i understand it very well
it has sentimental value
I suppose
?
Did you not see the message before it was deleted
waht message
😏
😼
iykyk
did he insult me and then delete it 😭
mayybbbeeee
coward smh smh
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YES
omg its the dude
HE FINALLY DOES IT
like dms
Some people can't help but to click obvious phishing links ngl
thats not really against the rules of this server lol
no it's a spammer, probably lost their account
didnt catch the name but they have a PFP of a drawn black guy
@spark quartz I got a question rq
@strange sorrel this guy
will the server be more stricter once the game fully releases
dont u guys have logs
Thx gang
US history !!!
just play assassins creed 3 smh
oh they didn't even get hacked lmao they were spam advertising their own server lmaoooo😭
hmmmm
wassamattayou, altair
😭
hey thats racist !!!
we do have a way to check warns and the such yeah, why do you ask
why didnt u just check logs for deleted messages instead of asking
Bad game >:(
I mean is it strict now? I feel like we're pretty chill. The rules we have are there for a reason people just break em a lot. Depending on how EA goes it could be "Stricter" in the sense that we add more rules but I doubt it.
I did that actually immediately after asking
You never know, one day you could
and the combat is also decent
and thats it really the game sucks ass but its got some nice stuff
the present day missions were fire
I would actually rather die
give me mkd thrust
mkd?
yeah imma make sure you never get mod
what the fuck is MKD ganf
mod
bro wants mortal kombat deluxe
no :(
wait bro there's no WAYYY you got two typoes in a row
what
nothing I should probably not say that
I have the most devious spelling mistakes sometimes
oh i wrote thrust intentionally
We're chill lil bro
i love misspelling trust
Wait you're not 18
Bro's not 18
I only ever play for the combat lol
kill you
Kenway saga was the best one I'll hear nothing of the contrary
I will say 3 isn't my favorite in the saga but it's not bad
typoes itself is a typo
its typo's
I don’t know if you guys have already added this but I would love to have more options for chain mail when it comes to armor because currently we only have the faulds and the neck piece, I’d love to be able to put on a whole chain mail shirt, head piece and me and the opponent just go crazy with sparks flying everywhere
#faq just in case rali here it is
Yeah!!!! I gotnit !!!!!
epic
if you die
dont even bother going in the abyss
it gets so tedious
yea ik
plus you have to fight guys in full plate with nothing
im guessing
just win
yo
gurt
finger
ho wthe actual fuck did i manage to get between the cracks of the armor?!
no seriously. how lucky am i?
how much protein
which weapon did you use
big knight axe

the final boss does, aka the boss like right before the final challenge
this tier boss
thats a boss
yes
you cant get that loadout without mods
i literally dont have mods. i got him to drop his axe
grabbed it
then chopped his head off
by sheer fuckin luck
I dont like these "she's gone" or "she left you" type of videos
it's just so ass
i hate anything love-related
it pmo
music, text, motivation quotes
and im tired of pretending it dont
it's just too corny or too obvious
is it true that teenagers tend to find their love at like 14-15
holy finally someone realizes the clipfarm
did i fucking skip a step
The halberd…
hi folley
Maybe
idk medieval weapons 😭
Im 15 and one of my classmates already has a girlfriend
i just use polearms. sword. axe. long thingy.
hi goobers
it's raining and i feel like shit 🥀
first love
ok so i did skip teenager's stage
Very awkward but im not leaving
ive seen ppl find their soulmate at 15 and at 50
didnt you say you were 16
i feel like i mentally skipped many steps of maturing
no im 15
its an axe
16 in 6 months
1 step into the mage's circles
yuh
how ar you supposed to skip something while in the process
Voulge !!!!
NOTHING BURGER!!!
im gonna be a wizard
We love casting spells
ion fucking know i jumped straight to "i should lock in, watch hours of motivational videos and be like david goggins" at like 13
then i moved to philosophy
now i just dont give a shit
im mastering fire spells immediately
I love philosophy man
and i hate how stupid every person around me is
being able to power my own steam engine sounds dope
or skip that and go straiht for air magic
it's better to be smart than to be like
a roided hollywood actor
that includes politics, teenagers and adults
fly
you master elements with age
at 40 you become a grand mage
water and air magic are most op
🧙♂️
gandalf the gay
i mean you can just cast 10 billion tons of pressure
or choke someone to death
i cast
manual breathing
idk how naruto is that boring with thats hit
i cast piss yourself
I cast literal chestnuts
monke
do i just counter everything with "im gonna die anyway"
its probably that
having that mindset "oh its just gonna end anyways" makes you pessimistic
or whatever
i think i lack some emotional reactions just as a person
I cast knowing every story before it ends
ok i need a depression hit
this scared the shit out of me i hate you
at least i'll know i didnt jump throu teenager's stage
the last time i went to my doctor he diagnosed me with anxiety induced depression because i cried
do i react with a skull
call it
i dont think i want to
I dont understand anxiety
He survived peeping the horror but at what cost
It's the accumulation of worry and stress physically felt
some discord guy made me question whether im good as a person or an annoying fuck
this mgiht be it gng
i cannot get this off my head now
❤️
its not anxiety induced
Anxiety induced anxiety
jm talking about my depression
i dont feel its fromthat
My anxiety is all about other people hurting me
Depression can be from like anything
But I’m on antipsychotics now so I’m perfectly habpy
sent me that artists music
the one from your pfp
send*
Gwuh
pls
slave
Just googel it </3
Femtanyl
Whaaat
Pass me some of that lmao
anxiety-induced depression?
but doesn't depression mean having a loss in interest or something
so how can you have, like, anxiety while also be depressed while having anxiety
this is a dumb teenager asking btw
I <3 abilify !!!
Haha pass me some of that psychologically warping substance lol
Whats the deal with femtanyl like, what's the deal
brain overworks from anxiety
leading to depression
femtanlyyy
Well yeah duh
Good thing you said this last part cause I was about to question your thinking
combo
love you too Moai
You're reaching a little too far
is crippling anxiety into clinical depression a true blockstring?
being anxious about doing things that bring you satisfaction -> depression gets worse -> being even more anxious -> repeat
like if I socd it
axe
is that a fucking flintlock
what is this thumbnail man
okay i have a question
This is still throwing me for a loop lol
political figures and MR BEAST
Elon musk
i can see mr smelly and the austrian watercolorist
depending on the setting will it change the level of damage
I wonder bro
we all know youtuber have to sacrifice their firstborn to mr beast to grow their channel
You're a dumbass
cause i stg this mf tapped my leg and my shit came of
faque
Which is also a setting..
maybe you will understand without the pills
Schizobaiting is nastywerk 
there should be a setting on how the player and the npc's tolerate being torn apart
like I want my enemy to still be standing while also having its arm ripped off
when me and my gang pull up aye
Just call a mod dude you don't want to know
Damage toleration is a good idea but really takes away from the realism factor the game so heavily relies on
for what
Little kid with a machete
1984 smh dod
Calling someone a slave because they take medication you nasty fuck
im not saying that i just dont like that i pummel this guy with my paddle and he taps my leg while are weapons are twined and my shit just flys off
That is pretty wild
what
the fuck did i miss
gn
ok some boundaries have been set
rfk jr type shit
and i dont like this guy
Newgen
oh
We should be legally allowed to shoot newgens actually
max gore no blood looks wacky
flowers and butterflies😄
deer brinker
Ban ALL new members, stagnate the community !!
That right there is a zinger pal
yeah not me tho
stfu cinder
Lmfao
I have short circuits in my brain
Keep my name out your mouth chump
your name is stupid asl
no not ban, shoot, with a gun
Haters gonna hate
cider
Just kiss already 💀
Ermmm thats a little bit ecks streem
nah i dont want herpes man
One doesn’t work and the other one does
I think one might be the EA build or something?
Mad you weren't born a winner I understand
Everyone has their own coping mechanism and that's alright
Femtanyl
Thats token!
Whatever 🥺
@drowsy finch also who is that character on your pfp?
reverse haemophilia lol
😁
Noelle Mansbridge
what kind of ciggarettes you smoke
fire kicker smoker big 500s
aw hell naw
500 cigarettes
boof
american spirit black is possibly the best pack ive ever smoked
funny because i have one in my pocket rn
in american spirit i trust (tobacco and water the only ingredients)
sometimes if i want some spice i get the dark greens
