general-catfish-🐱🐟

[small spoke]

Peak

This is peak

[nimble karma]

Damn when did Mystik leave the server thats a bummer

[small spoke]

Alot of people left apparently

I don't really remember who Mystik was though

[nimble karma]

Miss that green nameplate and good vibes

[indigo hare]

I just searched for the phrase and went to the oldest one and scrolled up. Discord is stupid and didnt show his cause hes out of the server now. when the guy said it, it took like 15 minutes before becoming a copy pasta lol

[grand bane]

This being on the BBC youtube channel just makes it 10x better

[small spoke]

Didn't .militus say it

[open dew]

ohmy god

[neat tundra]

Discord search is becoming as useless as Google search.

[indigo hare]

No I just forwarded the original to you!

[nimble karma]

Yeah its a bit jank

[small spoke]

That IS not the original

I swear

It was

.militus

YOU'RE GASLIGHTING ME

YOU'RE GASLIGHTING ME

[indigo hare]

If I was gaslighting you, you wouldn’t even suspect it. I am very good at gaslighting

[small spoke]

Embed fail

[sage wolf]

im sorry

[open dew]

gaslighting isn't real, what are you talking about?

[indigo hare]

You got the gas but none of the lighting

[tawny gale]

Bro leaked his ip. 💀

[open dew]

wow

[tawny gale]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-bro-how-bro-felt-gif-8015564281503585223

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[nimble karma]

FIGURED IT OUUUUUUUT

Thank gawd

Was pmo

[grand bane]

During my absence I was Abducted by The Guilty Gear and my interest has not been released yet

[spark quartz]

Easter face reveal

[small spoke]

Is that CGI

[spark quartz]

no it's literally Easter

[small spoke]

Why is his smile so huge

Why the long smile

[spark quartz]

He's insecure about that :/

[neat tundra]

Why the wide face

[nimble karma]

Me omw to the function to see moai

Gonna consume his lifeforce

[small spoke]

Delete it

[nimble karma]

Oh

[indigo hare]

You make me so mad

[small spoke]

DO NOT LET THE FILTHY NEWGENS KNOW ABOUT IT

[nimble karma]

Im sorry

Im multitasking

I love you

[indigo hare]

hope you dont know sign language 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

[nimble karma]

Gimme a timeout

I deserve it

Don't make it too long or ill crash out

[grand bane]

Make it longer for the funny
-# sounds warning

[spark quartz]

Ok

[indigo hare]

Gotcha 1 week coming up

[nimble karma]

God please no

NO PLEAZE

[open dew]

LOL

[indigo hare]

See you in a week bud

[nimble karma]

CRUEL

MA HEART

[indigo hare]

You asked for it

[spark quartz]

hehehe

[indigo hare]

!

[nimble karma]

I did its true

[indigo hare]

You made us do this to you

[grand bane]

Then how are you chatting

[spark quartz]

smartest Dave question

[flat trout]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-scary-luigi-vibingleaf-luigi-screaming-gif-1860089607903775022

[nimble karma]

Because our administrators are benevolent and merciful

[indigo hare]

And handsome.

Don’t forget handsome.

[wintry ingot]

what the fuck happened here

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/aneurysm-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-reaperleviathan-head-explode-gif-21578105

[neat tundra]

Dont worry about it

[indigo hare]

Mr beast

Already know it

[spark quartz]

I mean u literally look like this btw

[neat tundra]

Gee I wonder what this is

[small spoke]

Lucky man I got timed out for like 10 hours combined for too many d nut jokes before they automodded it

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[flat trout]

Mr beast scam moderators!!!!111

[nimble karma]

Say the whole word

[wintry ingot]

oh was it?

[neat tundra]

U r ded, no big surprise

[grand bane]

Im so confused why this server has so many more Bots invading

[small spoke]

Kinda automodded isn't it tho

[nimble karma]

Go to the museum

[spark quartz]

I ask myself that

[wintry ingot]

notice the ammount of memebrrs

[neat tundra]

Because its a public server and people get hacked sometimes

[wintry ingot]

someone ought to get hacked and spreaf scams

[rich swallow]

Genuinely a halfsword npc

[indigo hare]

I said earlier! Halfcord users are very internet savvy and always know to press every random link for free nitro and nudes

[rich swallow]

Looks like my great great great great grandfather

[grand bane]

THe helldivers server is 10x larger and doesnt have this problem

[indigo hare]

This disturbs me

[wintry ingot]

but its not a helldivers server is it

[indigo hare]

How did you get this picture of me

[nimble karma]

I just think ppl who cant embed are unworthy and I dont click on their links reguardless. I post the obligatory gif and move on.

[small spoke]

Massive servers usually do I'm more confused on how people still fall for it

[grand bane]

What im saying is that I know much larger servers that dont get several scam bots an hour

[rich swallow]

Helldivers server doesn't get scam links bc the scam indians know hd fans are NEETS with no savings

[wintry ingot]

horniness , it's all because of horniness

[somber panther]

i killed a willy by like

[rich swallow]

Half sword fans are all well adjusted aristocrats

[somber panther]

slicing him

love that it woks

works

pulling motion

[tawny gale]

It’s like listening to Plato

[small spoke]

Every link I make sure to get the real version and press the add on discord let's u use so it doesn't give a pop up so I know which one is a fake link or real

[indigo hare]

My god we are so smart in halfcord

[tawny gale]

We’re superior

[grand bane]

The non existent cost to do these scams means that even if 99.99% see right through it you can still call it a success

[wintry ingot]

we're special :)

[somber panther]

fucking lol

[rich swallow]

Half Cord full brain

[nimble karma]

Me when mobile

[tawny gale]

Halfcordians use 110% of the brain

[small spoke]

That is literally a mobile feature

[nimble karma]

Oh

[small spoke]

I have only ever used discord on phone 😭

[nimble karma]

Yes so smart I am

[rich swallow]

The average half sword fan has an IQ of 135 and drives a Volvo S60 recharge

[tawny gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233873220730622080/1307394181580460082/pig.gif

[round elk]

I wish I was smart...

[rich swallow]

And is married to multiple Ukrainian refugees

[tawny gale]

Okay

[rich swallow]

And lives on the top floor of the sears tower

[tawny gale]

Be smarter

[rich swallow]

And has ancestry in Lodz

[grand bane]

I hate scam clankers

[flat trout]

my brain has rotted beyond repair

[indigo hare]

Wish granted. I accept Venmo

[rich swallow]

Half cordians watching Helldivers fans bang rocks together and get 56 on the ASVAB

[tawny gale]

Poland!?! W pizdzie kurwa

[open dew]

what ur venmo

[indigo hare]

3

[wintry ingot]

polska gurom

[vague kettle]

yo guys can anyone give me 20 dollars in steam? theres a game i really want to play sorry if i annoyed any of you and if this against the rules let me know

[open dew]

thank you

[open dew]

no

[small spoke]

What the fuck am I looking at

[tawny gale]

56? Hell that’s enough, get em out there

[indigo hare]

You are not annoying but this isn’t the place to ask for money

[grand bane]

Every day I become more thankful I never got Tiktok

[vague kettle]

theres no other place tho unless i dont know it

[tawny gale]

I mean not a lot of people are just gonna give you 20

[indigo hare]

Ideally you dont ask random people for money

[small spoke]

Go work in Serbian mines for one penny a hour

[wintry ingot]

and nobody really has 20 usd in here

[tawny gale]

I think sweatshop workers get paid more

[flat trout]

😔

[vague kettle]

i thought americans are rich😔

[indigo hare]

Lmao

[small spoke]

I think we need miners

[wintry ingot]

the thing is i am polish not american

[small spoke]

As if the rich is known to give away money

[indigo hare]

Most Americans are barely getting by

[somber panther]

bro stepped on a friendly weapon

[small spoke]

As if

[round elk]

They'll step on any weapon if they get the chance

[open dew]

LOL

[flat trout]

actually i think that weapon isnt friendly but instead evil and scary

[vague kettle]

is there a specfic place for ts

[marsh talon]

how i look before i commit 40 homicides on halfsword

[wintry ingot]

gofundme.com

[grand bane]

That weapons is a manifestation of Hatred and devil worship

[open dew]

no dude

[small spoke]

Nintendo kidnapping people named Mario because they won a case to legally own anyone named Mario because of copy right

[open dew]

just don't ask for money get a job or soemthing

[vague kettle]

LMAOO

[indigo hare]

How about the one with the kids grave being mario themed 😭

[wintry ingot]

a what

[vague kettle]

please censor that its against the rules

[small spoke]

Or you can start laughing at everything someone posts glaze them for years and ask them for money

[vague kettle]

you almost made me have a heart failure dude

[small spoke]

(more money if you got a job)

[marsh talon]

AAAAAHGGGGGG

HE SAID

[small spoke]

Showers jobs employment

[open dew]

job

[vague kettle]

CENSOR THAT PLEASE

[marsh talon]

J-J-J*B

NOOOOO

[grand bane]

Me about to cave in Evil Willies Skull with a roundhouse kick

[raw compass]

Any good mods?

[open dew]

@indigo hare you should try to make job a brainrot word

[open dew]

hs enhancer

https://github.com/lambor590/Half-Sword-Enhancer

[small spoke]

@indigo hare is not a good one!

[open dew]

also on nexus

[indigo hare]

Keep in mind a lot of these stories are just fake to get people to hate on Nintendo but they wouldn’t let a kid have Mario theme on his grave. Disney also did it with Spider-Man

[wintry ingot]

#modders-guild-hall

[vague kettle]

if i hear one more j*b am uninstalling discord

[open dew]

job

[indigo hare]

This is objectively true

[vague kettle]

thats it am done

[wintry ingot]

you got the whole squad laughing

[somber panther]

its not quite

its just

if i find a willy using him i will make him die a long drawn out death before desecrating his corpse

[open dew]

what

[vague kettle]

it kinda of pmo that u die from 1 strike to like the chest or legs

[open dew]

you don't die you surrender

or fall unconscious

[vague kettle]

i dont even get to react

[flat trout]

just how humans are ngl

[open dew]

or literally scream in agony and suffer

or massive blood loss

[wintry ingot]

still better than to lose your progress

[open dew]

also the chest is like 70% of our important organs

[vague kettle]

if u get struck like horizontally in the chest am not dying in the moment i will bleed out first

[open dew]

no wonder u get 1 tapped there

[vague kettle]

i meant near the shoulder

[small spoke]

I completed the demo in like 4 hours one hour spent in the tutorial mostly because I just surrendered alot

[flat trout]

i mean would you continue fighting or immeaditly give up

[vague kettle]

me myself got stabbed in the shoulder but didnt die

[open dew]

shoulder connects to nervous system to arms and such

[vague kettle]

contiune fighting if am dying either way

[open dew]

basically paralyzes your arms

[wintry ingot]

doesn't the shoulder have an artery in it?

[small spoke]

I was using a PS5 controller too just spent some time in practice mode

[open dew]

and that

[indigo hare]

The losing screen does not necessarily mean you instantly died. You suffered an injury too severe to keep fighting

[open dew]

yeah

[flat trout]

what he said

[indigo hare]

It’s very easy to say “Thats not enough to do that, I would be able to keep fighting” no, no you wouldn’t

[somber panther]

real

[vague kettle]

the npcs against me once got his leg cutted out and the same one in the shoulder but still fought

[wintry ingot]

either you surrender to fight the next day or die to fight all coer again

[somber panther]

how did it go?

[vague kettle]

well i mean ur dying either way

[somber panther]

live young die fast

[wintry ingot]

there were situations where i got overconfident and lost

[open dew]

no pain willy

they do dat

rare as fuck though

[flat trout]

i find the health system in this game to be one of my favorite ngl

[indigo hare]

Yes Thats obviously not meant to happen lol

[flat trout]

i like realistic shit just picked up exanima

[small spoke]

Mfs when they realize getting cut in half kills you:

[wintry ingot]

i once sliced off willy's both arms and he didn't surrender until.k slammed him into the fence

[open dew]

LOL

[tawny gale]

Nugget Willy

[wintry ingot]

well not arms , more hands

[open dew]

oh

[vague kettle]

and also sometimes ,somehow like my feet gets striked or touched with a sword and BOOM i die, or the hand, and the 3rd boss if his sword touches me i die, like a outside slash i still die somehow

[open dew]

u lied to me

[astral ether]

I like bullying the other willies

They are inferior to me

[flat trout]

it doesnt apply to willie becuase willie is much stronger then any ordinary human

[wintry ingot]

still lost the capability to use a weapon

[open dew]

cleveland

[open dew]

i mean yeah

[tawny gale]

Saw this in real life I was graced

[indigo hare]

lose not necessarily die. Obviously sometimes bugs occur with the damage to Willie but, realistically, yeah if you take a hit to the hand or foot you are very very likely done fighting

[open dew]

tis but a scratch

[flat trout]

i sit next to a guy with a lightning mcqueen backpack actually shaped like him

[tawny gale]

You lack conviction

[open dew]

???

[small spoke]

The feet has a ton of arteries if I remember correctly

[flat trout]

what

[indigo hare]

???

[vague kettle]

when i say die i mean like losing in the game , and i meant when my foot gets striked i meant it gets slashed not cutted off

[open dew]

it does

[open dew]

???

[wintry ingot]

just imagine stabbing a nail through your foot

tinnitus hits hard

[small spoke]

I'm very uncomfortable

[sour spindle]

Yo guys

[indigo hare]

To a degree, yeah, go buy a sword and slice your foot and see how you react

[astral ether]

I think I don’t fully trust the judgement of people who want nothing to do with genre fiction (fantasy, sci-fi, etc.)

[small spoke]

Kcd goated

[sour spindle]

Is anyone here trading like day trading

[open dew]

wym

[wintry ingot]

trading what

[astral ether]

They don’t allow whimsy into their life

[small spoke]

Wdym trading

[vague kettle]

well i mean if u get cut in it do you die?

[indigo hare]

Day trading stocks

[tawny gale]

Investing?

[indigo hare]

And I doubt it

[sour spindle]

Like stocks

[small spoke]

Pretty much

[astral ether]

Day trading seems really fucking boring

[vague kettle]

?? i got like alot of cuts on my foot didnt bleed much

[sour spindle]

Well you buy low sell high thing u dont hold it for long periods

[open dew]

@sour spindle why do u wanna know that

[tawny gale]

I have insider knowledge, all into Evil Corp

[sour spindle]

Bc i need help

[wintry ingot]

ah yes , stock trading in a indie game server

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1084884502175830089/1288142993731354657/togif.gif

[open dew]

for

[wintry ingot]

love to see that

[small spoke]

Did you fucking use s sword to cut yourself?

Guessing not

A small cut won't do much

A fucking slice from a sword

[flat trout]

i know a guy who lost like 100$+ worth of tf2 shit cuzz he took a trade that was too good to be true

[small spoke]

You're pretty much dead

[wintry ingot]

"pls 20 usd"

[sour spindle]

There are a lot of scammers in real trading servers

[open dew]

what makes you think this server is free or scammers

[indigo hare]

Again you are taking you losing as dying. This is not always the case. You just can’t keep fighting. Yes brother man, I believe whole heartedly if you take a slash to the foot you are not walking anymore, or struggling a lot and will not win lol

[open dew]

i scam you bud..

[vague kettle]

whos impersonating me

[sour spindle]

I dont understand it that good like when to enter a trade when market looks like nothing

And whcich times realy

Some say this and that

Thats main thing if u understand me

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773217867662622731/1398211482256150618/1378911963328811039.gif

[wintry ingot]

let me ask you this:

why do you think stock trading in an indie game server is a good idea when there is clearly no stock trading mentioned anywhere

[vague kettle]

are humans this fragile i thought from movies you can fight even when injured😔🥀 i got lied to

[sour spindle]

Idk i asked in 5 different server not related to trading

[flat trout]

https://tenor.com/view/paypal-paypal-me-30000-story-of-undertale-undertale-deltarune-gif-599575687210730072

[indigo hare]

I’ll never forgive Hollywood 😡

[sour spindle]

Who knows i might get lucky

Somone with expirience mught want to help

[restive trench]

here is a tip

quit

[vague kettle]

but its not real i tried it once ,and i got into a sword fight my feet got cutted out and and then killed my feet killer then died

[sour spindle]

Why

[indigo hare]

Wishful thinking. Even if someone with experience was here why would they A: help you for free, or B: tell you their “secrets”

[wintry ingot]

doubt you'll find any day stocks info in an indie game server

[lunar stream]

investing into stocks is overrated

[sour spindle]

Idk they might feel like it

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-pratt-confetti-happy-joy-gif-8761415

[sour spindle]

I see

[restive trench]

the thing about day trading its like gambling, you either lose it all or win big once in ur entire life

[open dew]

dude is living a fantasy

[indigo hare]

You’d have better luck in the OSRS flipping discord lol

[lunar stream]

what the fuck is this chat on today

[vague kettle]

are you searching for stocks in .... half sword?

[sour spindle]

Well idk what else to do

[lunar stream]

get a real job

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shifter-shifter-shifting-gear-the-formidable-transmission-car-gif-14765492787755935263

[restive trench]

i have no idea im sleepy

[sour spindle]

Yea

[wintry ingot]

yall invest in willie-coin trust

[indigo hare]

Work

[restive trench]

look for a job

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[open dew]

uhhhhh

[wintry ingot]

we gonna be rich

[sour spindle]

Im 16 tf should i work in lidl

[vague kettle]

why would we know about that cant you search?

[sour spindle]

I even svaed up money

[flat trout]

i love you willie please respond

[sour spindle]

For it

[open dew]

why are you investing at 16

[lunar stream]

oh you're one of those crypto bro teens okay

[wintry ingot]

im 16 aswell mind you

[drowsy finch]

Holy daycare

[open dew]

go to school ur gonna lose money 💔

[wintry ingot]

i'd love to get a job anywhere since

[indigo hare]

Youre 16 tf you gonna day trade? If you’re genuinely interested go to Reddit. Theres a couple subreddits for investing/day trading and they will help you

[open dew]

i hate this server

[sour spindle]

I sometimes have something that i cant search i just wont get answer its specific

[restive trench]

hi ancient being

[cobalt shoal]

[vague kettle]

so you got no internet access?

[lunar stream]

just get a part time job holy shit

[unreal bay]

No don't advise that

[sour spindle]

Why didnt i think of that

[drowsy finch]

It’s a Fallen Kingdom by Captain Sparklez :(

[flat trout]

day trading is ass its basically gambling

[open dew]

LOL

[drowsy finch]

Zombcord is better fr

[open dew]

yeah

[vague kettle]

investing is not against any rules

[indigo hare]

Hes in halfcord asking for stock advice i dont think anything we say is gonna change what he wants

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spiffo-project-zomboid-pz-gif-9199093092941866116

[lunar stream]

gambling is actually entertaining unlike this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773217867662622731/1398211482256150618/1378911963328811039.gif

[vague kettle]

what about night trading?

[flat trout]

my friend got into it with tf2 and lost all his fucking shit lmao

[sour spindle]

Cmon bro

[cobalt shoal]

One guy from that one game!!

[open dew]

heard that

[wintry ingot]

ofc , jobs are overrated

[open dew]

the project zomboid fellow

[drowsy finch]

Supid

[vague kettle]

yo nikola want to we 2 work a job? i work 4 hours u 4 and we divide the money

[lunar stream]

mmmmm raccoon

[drowsy finch]

I can’t stand tf2 anymore ngl

[open dew]

LOL

[open dew]

why

[indigo hare]

Ah wait i see now

[sour spindle]

Sure

[indigo hare]

You need to be 18 for stock trading

[drowsy finch]

I’m deadass transferring my save files as we shpeak

[open dew]

games horrid now but

[restive trench]

oh did u mean staying up all night unboxing csgo loot boxes looking for that 1 expensive skin you will never actually get?

[open dew]

oh my god

[unreal bay]

Trading asking on a subreddit is like getting Grandmas 500k inheritance and spending it all on Intel shares

[vague kettle]

is stock like chicken stock?

[sour spindle]

Ima get my moms card

[open dew]

u made me wanna replay project zomboid now

[drowsy finch]

I dislike the community and also 12 years of playing

[indigo hare]

Intel shares here i come

[open dew]

fair

[wintry ingot]

ngl i'd love to have a job at 16 since all i do is sit on my pc :(

[vague kettle]

my cousing rolled a very expensive skin his friends got into his account and took it

[lunar stream]

get a part time one then

[flat trout]

i mean the same guy also ingested a whole can of air so yeah

[unreal bay]

-500k here I come

[lunar stream]

that's why you always private your account after getting a rare drop

[restive trench]

bro is idiot 😭

[sour spindle]

Ima go on reddit then

[indigo hare]

My first job was 14 at McDonald’s. You should be able to get some minimum wage part time job at 16

[unreal bay]

Yes but more expensive

[wintry ingot]

as much as i want to my mom won't let me

[open dew]

you even have a femtanyl banner what da hell@drowsy finch

[lunar stream]

that's a you problem then

[open dew]

goat...

[wintry ingot]

how old are you now actually?

[indigo hare]

30

[wintry ingot]

i see

[lunar stream]

we also used to have a femtanyl thread

it's gone now

[vague kettle]

i worked before i worked from 1pm to 5am

[open dew]

thank god it is

[open dew]

what was ur job

[lunar stream]

why's that

[indigo hare]

That sounds fucking dreadful

[wintry ingot]

i'd love to be a clerk at a shop or a shelf stocker , tho it feels kinda embarrssing to just walk up to a cashier and ask if the shop needs an employee

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bingus-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-by-real-this-post-gif-13024796575344884427

[open dew]

bc that's a lot of hours

[indigo hare]

Ive worked night shift jobs a couple times and I hated it

[sour spindle]

Do yall think you can get some money from this be real some say yes some say no

[vague kettle]

computers

[unreal bay]

If you wanna trade, invest in a crypto coin. Then 5 years later look if it cooked something

[drowsy finch]

Token’s also my steam pfp

[vague kettle]

ye i dont even get to play

[wintry ingot]

do a coin flip

[open dew]

do u play ultrakill too

[vague kettle]

i get back i sleep i work again no time for anything

[drowsy finch]

I have kooelekeieheu 500 hours

[open dew]

lord christ

[indigo hare]

I assume it’s off the books since Youre a minor and legally cant work that long hours at least in the USA

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-horse-gif-10664029143539029928

[lunar stream]

sleep time

honk shoo

[wintry ingot]

yeah i'll go to sleep

[flat trout]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-dog-zomboid-suspicious-gif-10712400350108666363

[wintry ingot]

farewell moai and the rest of the chat

[vague kettle]

whats off book

[indigo hare]

It’s essentially gambling. Unless you know exactly what you’re doing, you will lose

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-chat-big-chungus-gif-19739716

[indigo hare]

cash in hand, no paper trail. No paycheck stubs

[vague kettle]

ye thats it

[small spoke]

Dyno is down again

[open dew]

investing sounds so horrid unless u know what ur doing

[restive trench]

i should sleep now, goodnight go invest in my affernoon trading super duper cool evening exchange 1000 dollar sign

[open dew]

is it? how surprising

[small spoke]

Why does it always go down in the most inconvenient times

[open dew]

who knows, it's Dyno so

can't expect much from a discord bot

[small spoke]

It goes down like once a week

[open dew]

yeah

I'm tired of copy pasting

[mystic marlin]

is this real

[open dew]

can you donit instead @small spoke

[sour spindle]

Is there anything realy that you could make some money

Like good money

[small spoke]

What

[open dew]

a J.O.B

[small spoke]

Jobs probably

[flat trout]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-gunk-icanttakeitanymore-thistimeimreallygonnadoit-gif-8341758396657046929

[sour spindle]

Yea i get that but that wont realy get u that far ussaly

[small spoke]

That's the only way to make money over a long period of time lol

[mystic marlin]

LAND HO!!!!!!

[small spoke]

You could risk it all and get rich or end up Homeless

[open dew]

he's terrified of working

[small spoke]

Would require you to have some sort of existing wealth

[sour spindle]

Its not that i could work but if there is chance not to work i will take it

[mystic marlin]

j*b

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/alive-breakingbad-walterwhite-heisenberg-ididitforme-gif-4795085

[open dew]

I don't wanna ask if you have all levels p ranked

you already do

[drowsy finch]

This is a must download fr

[mystic marlin]

well. everyone has to work eventually. you cannot sit on your ass like a child and expect money to just come to you.

[flat trout]

understandable but the likelihood for you finding something thats actually profitable is very low

[open dew]

the only good one is a job, you're 16

[sour spindle]

Ik

[open dew]

youre falling for scams you see on TikTok about investing

man up and work

[drowsy finch]

Yes ofc :)

[open dew]

even Sisyphus and Minos?

[drowsy finch]

Naur not sillyphus

I stopped playing around the time he got added

[open dew]

not sissyphus???

[small spoke]

There is no easy way to make money
If there was society would be filled with only upper class and that'd be impossible you will probably have to work for a very long time before becoming rich

[open dew]

thats surprising

[open dew]

oh you didn't play the full level reworks, i see

[indigo hare]

I already genuinely fear for your future and I’ve known you for all of 10 minutes

[open dew]

they're really fun

[open dew]

LOL

[sour spindle]

Why

[drowsy finch]

I bet tzey aree but likekeke

I don’t really wanna aaa

[fiery girder]

CHAT

[indigo hare]

Bruh are you really asking that

[drowsy finch]

Not until the full game drops

[fiery girder]

is the game coming out soon!?

[sour spindle]

Nvm

[open dew]

early access in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year.), no official date known

[fiery girder]

its all over the screen

[open dew]

fair

[drowsy finch]

Its cancelled due to lupus

[flat trout]

yeah its coming out in the span of 3 bananas

[open dew]

oh my god

[fiery girder]

wtf is lupus

[fiery girder]

Right on

[open dew]

holy

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[fiery girder]

what😓

guys im trolling

[open dew]

hello trolling I'm danya

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[indigo hare]

Theres no way to “get rich quick”
You want money, you need to work for it. Theres an incredibly small amount of people in the world who do not have to work. And I guarantee you they worked before they were rich, or their parents worked for it. If your parents ain’t rich Youre just like the rest of us! Get a JOB

[fiery girder]

shhhhhhhhhh

[spark quartz]

Or rob people

[indigo hare]

Or rob people

[plain scroll]

Erm actuawwy he says egad

[open dew]

Or rob people

[fiery girder]

selling a course is the cheat code

[shell lichen]

carried him straight into the fence

[open dew]

what thefuck

that was like 7 conversations ago

[indigo hare]

But Youre on discord so I don’t see you being the type to rob people. I think it’s more likely we would be the ones getting robbed

[small spoke]

Unrelated but what would stop homeless people from just committing a shit ton of crime
I mean you either get rich or get shelter food water a bed and medical care for a while

[plain scroll]

It was near a mod ping

[drowsy finch]

Just move to the east coast and become a govy

[open dew]

oh that's fair

[sour spindle]

Nvm i get what u saying

[open dew]

that mod ping was 6 conversations ago

[spark quartz]

Related but let's not talk about this 👍

[fiery girder]

some still have hopes of getting out of their situation

[indigo hare]

Nothing. Homeless people commonly commit petty crimes to get a roof over their head and food in their bellies especially during winter

[indigo hare]

Oop

My b

[spark quartz]

It could get into politics

I think

[small spoke]

Wat

[open dew]

politics???

[flat trout]

is the willie okay 😢

[open dew]

what

[indigo hare]

You know what else could get into politics

[small spoke]

Not even going to ask how but ok

[small spoke]

YOUR MOM

[open dew]

yo I swear to god

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-my-mom-shirt-swing-trash-talk-bye-gif-5037821

[fiery girder]

tbh though they do tend to commit a fair share of crimes

[indigo hare]

Do you see how now?

[fiery girder]

wsp?

[open dew]

he wasn't reading at all

[indigo hare]

I meant to the people asking how it could get political

[spark quartz]

I would explain why but then that would be getting into politics

[open dew]

LOLLL

[small spoke]

Goddamn it almost tricked you into breaking the rules so I could get you fired

[indigo hare]

Rock and a hard place

Ironically your mothers nickname for me

[open dew]

yo

[indigo hare]

That sounds right yeah?

I thought it was good

[fiery girder]

can I slide you $5 to get me out of lvl 1

I want to be 3

[small spoke]

Yo sure bro

[open dew]

just boost for media perms

[small spoke]

Shh

[open dew]

it's less than 5$

[flat trout]

nuh uh you have to type out 50000 letters like everyone else bud

[open dew]

and better overall

[spark quartz]

I got one better, and it's free. Just talk

[open dew]

do u mean words

[small spoke]

no it's 10 bro

[fiery girder]

50000k?

[small spoke]

Ignore danya paypal me the 5

[fiery girder]

wait\

i said that wrong

[open dew]

that's discord nitro...

[stone spade]

time is not free

[open dew]

boost are 3$

[fiery girder]

mb guys Im not that smart

[small spoke]

Pretty sure the classic edition doesn't let u boost

[open dew]

I'm not paying for time am i

[open dew]

just buy a separate boost

[stone spade]

your body is

every day

[fiery girder]

time is free

[flat trout]

no only letters they are cooler

[open dew]

time is free

[open dew]

oh ok

[fiery girder]

I dont pay anyone for my time

[stone spade]

it is a limited supply that you can never regain

[fiery girder]

i get it everyday for the cost of nothing

[open dew]

what if I do 50000 letters in one sentence and I only get the level for 1 message

[stone spade]

you lose it every day

you gain no more time today than you had yesterday

or the day before

[fiery girder]

ueah so time is free

[stone spade]

every minute you spend doing nothing now is something you could have spent doing something worthwhile

[small spoke]

It's not free it's finite you will perish eventually so will we all pal

[flat trout]

do you guys randomly get a chill and your shoulders shoot forward or is it just me

[quick shard]

whens the final demo update

[drowsy finch]

I’M FREE

[quick shard]

ur lying

[stone spade]

I get a chill but I just do a mini shake rather than something with my shoulders specifically

[open dew]

hello free I'm danya

[fiery girder]

in about 3 bananas or so

[quick shard]

3 BANANAS?

[fiery girder]

give or take

[quick shard]

oh shit

[fiery girder]

yeah man its pretty crazy

[open dew]

no more demo update

early access in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year.), no official date known

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/horseshoe-crab-gif-18920805

[quick shard]

alright

[fiery girder]

he is lying to you zack

[quick shard]

what

he is 😨

[fiery girder]

yeah

[quick shard]

oh no

[open dew]

first; not he
second; it's confirmed..

[haughty forge]

So are we getting early access next week?

[open dew]

early access in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year.), no official date known

[fiery girder]

im joking

[haughty forge]

Is my question

[quick shard]

next year

[flat trout]

its coming out in the span of 3 bananas

[fiery girder]

Ma'am.

[open dew]

no

LOL

[haughty forge]

Ahhh, ok, but they said it was the last WIP Wednesday

[flat trout]

can we get a moderater to confirm its coming out in the span of 3 bananas

[haughty forge]

Which I know doesn't mean anything

[fiery girder]

yeah

[open dew]

yeah last wip, doesn't mean it's gonna come out in a week

[haughty forge]

But I wanna believe

[open dew]

how is everyone thinking this dude

it's like the 14th time

[fiery girder]

im the #1 best player on half sword

[small spoke]

Nah it's more like.. the 6th or 7th time

[rich swallow]

Jim E Brown - Fish Fingers

[open dew]

I've used that copy paste thing 32 times holy fuck

[small spoke]

Might wanna check that audio

[haughty forge]

I mean, they cut off something that's literally weekly, specifically until the new release, when they coukd easily have kept doing that

[fiery girder]

Danya

[stone spade]

huh

[haughty forge]

The implication is not that much of a stretch

[open dew]

yo

[fiery girder]

what does she/her middle finger mean

[open dew]

early access in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year.), no official date known

[small spoke]

It has the n word in it pretty sure that's gonna get u banned

[stone spade]

oh

[open dew]

The early access will be 20-30 $USD according to a survey.

[stone spade]

mb didn't even notice it tbh

[nimble karma]

Well not confirmed but likely

[fiery girder]

oh shit mb chat

[open dew]

I'm going to Murder hou

[fiery girder]

I said Id pay $30 dollars on the survey sorry guys

[flat trout]

30$ is solid

[nimble karma]

Id pay more

[fiery girder]

right

[flat trout]

im surprised no one is named grok

[open dew]

LOL

[fiery girder]

Is the game gonna remain the same as it is now when it comes out?

[flat trout]

i love it when i watch like a single video from a youtube channel and for the rest of my life they cover my page completely

[fiery girder]

or is that unknown?

[open dew]

what

[flat trout]

nah i heard its going to become a third person battle royale shooter

[fiery girder]

guys

[open dew]

demo is gonna be available whenever early access releases

[fiery girder]

like

hold up im thinking

[open dew]

hello thinking I'm danya

[flat trout]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-brain-meme-big-brain-big-brain-meme-big-brain-time-gif-2441110471562975014

[fiery girder]

is it gonna remain the same way it is now with the gauntlet mode and free mode stuff?

[flat trout]

idk

[fiery girder]

or are they gonna change the dynamic of the game?

[fiery girder]

hi danya

[flat trout]

they could litteraly add nothing but remove parry assist and i would pay for it

[fiery girder]

it could make a cool survival game

[flat trout]

i dont see this game being a survival game tbh

[nimble karma]

Is Danya your real name bc thats fire af

Nah nah

[fiery girder]

lmao I tried to say the same thing

[mystic marlin]

hi guys i’m in the air rn im being raptured

[fiery girder]

but they cucked me

[nimble karma]

Jealous

[open dew]

do u want my surname

zaharovskikhina

[nimble karma]

I was going to say absolutely not but

[fiery girder]

mine is Lebachmoo

👍

[nimble karma]

Mine is Storms ong 💀

[open dew]

Russian parents

[nimble karma]

No way I couldn't tell

[open dew]

LOL

))

[nimble karma]

[mystic marlin]

well it’s real and i’m in the air rn

[flat trout]

my mom is obsessed with the rapture and has generally giving me trauma over her rambling

[spark quartz]

Banned

[nimble karma]

Ppl for real selling their cars

[open dew]

banned for spreading POSITIVITY

[nimble karma]

WHY

[spark quartz]

What they said

[nimble karma]

Wait wait

[rotund burrow]

if i slice their jaw can it hang off

[spark quartz]

Be sad and angry please

[rotund burrow]

when it comes out

[mystic marlin]

bro it’s cold asf and i can feel the air getting thinner

[open dew]

spread negativity and bad vibes

[flat trout]

😢 😠

[rotund burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-grin-evil-smile-smirk-haha-gif-6403290434734800133

[nimble karma]

hope you dont know sign language 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

There it is

Ba BAM

Got EEEEEM

[mystic marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265940995032354918/1359615286906720508/200.gif

[flat trout]

thank you, you have a nice day as well

[fiery girder]

are you good?

[open dew]

LOLL

[nimble karma]

Get rid of rule two and i got yall

Lots to talk abt

[mystic marlin]

ask in #halfsword-chat-⚔ not #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[spark quartz]

Banned

Insulting mod team (you can only be nice to us)

[dry shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747219083908349973/1419441609669476464/image0.gif

[flat trout]

say that in a normal server and tell me there response

[mystic marlin]

you smell of elderberries

[nimble karma]

You can do that now

[dry shale]

your father was a hampster

[mystic marlin]

hampster

[spark quartz]

Promoted

You're now a Regular +

[dry shale]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[flat trout]

so lucky

[dry shale]

do i get a special role

[spark quartz]

no

[dry shale]

fuck

:(

[spark quartz]

but you do get to bully Reclaimer

[nimble karma]

Can I be next mod

When apps open up

[dry shale]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[flat trout]

can i be regular + 🥺

[nimble karma]

Im not even kidding lmk 💪💪💪

[spark quartz]

You can find the mod apps at the bottom of the faq

[dry shale]

applications have always been open

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/void-wholsome-mi-machete-gif-15461234643491463926

[nimble karma]

Gimme two weeks and im on it

[spark quartz]

Let me check your criminal history

[flat trout]

why do you use azerty?

[stark flume]

this is the last WIP?

[dry shale]

who tf uses azerty

no

i aint never seen no european use azerty

are you a sociopath or smth

[flat trout]

i had no idea europeans have different keyboard layout

[dry shale]

they dont

ohhhhh that explains it

belgium sucks

only because it uses azerty

what

[spark quartz]

Banned

Belgium slander is not tolerated

They made some bomb waffles

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-belgium-scream-if-you-love-scream-wwe-autism-gif-872084302294161251

[dry shale]

IT'S BACKWARDS???????

WTF????????????????????????????????

[spark quartz]

thank you ginyu

[dry shale]

ok thats just heretical

[flat trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218568834496331798/1241259748100411422/caption.gif

[nimble karma]

Go for it 😤

Real talk rho my life is insane rn but its about to not be and ill have time to commit to something I enjoy which is hanging out in the server so

Also I stabbed a man in 2006

[flat trout]

why?

what was the motive

lmao

we love luigi

[cerulean nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-house-dr-house-hugh-laurie-foreman-gif-10655037594432727957

[nimble karma]

This is OC right here

[whole finch]

check tis shit out chat

=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

kill who

[nimble karma]

Nuuuu

Me

Im being targeted

[whole finch]

ah

that makes sense

hold on

[flat trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1031944210171052143/1066032480085356584/ezgif-4-ff00768cfd.gif

[spark quartz]

Reclaimer.

[whole finch]

?

[spark quartz]

Stop posting NSFW shit bro

[open dew]

hi

[whole finch]

hi :3

[flat trout]

my luigi still stands

bro how could you 😔

[nimble karma]

My bad it was for the memes

Didn't know where the line was 😭

[spark quartz]

Doesn't matter

[spark quartz]

You're a regular thats not a good excuse

[nimble karma]

I mean thats fair, won't happen again chief o7

[flat trout]

why is big melon luigi seen as nfsw

bypass 😱

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/pitbull-pitbull-dog-dog-eyes-closed-cooked-closed-eyes-dog-meme-gif-10418303795235859885

[flat trout]

this guy right here officer!11

[nimble karma]

This is what I was ACTUALLY looking for when I crossed the saucy Luigi

[whole finch]

ok fixxd it( the flag)

[flat trout]

if luigi has a curvy body it isnt my fault

[nimble karma]

My queen what did you do to her

Naw icespice nasty

[whole finch]

i made her one (1) per cent more american

[nimble karma]

Is she not American

[whole finch]

she is now ! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

[nimble karma]

Yeah she from ny lol

[whole finch]

i did say "More American" tbf

[nimble karma]

You isnt wrong

[nimble karma]

Stop i can only get so flaccid

Alr imma go do dishes bc silly is mad at me

The water from the sink will mask my shameful tears

[whole finch]

one last one

pov: roc headed right at you

[flat trout]

i love pixels

[whole finch]

here ur welcome

that was bigger than expected

[open dew]

tte

did i miss anything

[whole finch]

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) fine have two pixels

[flat trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874125680420470814/1319064967793610823/fgg8celtdhtb1.gif

[whole finch]

not muc

i made ice spice slightly more american and significantly more bird and now i'm going to throw ginyu into a helicopter

awhhhh ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ᗜ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾ thanks!! !!

[open dew]

oh ew

[whole finch]

ohh that's fack

wasn't fack like the opening song of eminems biggest album

ccccrazy opener

[fiery girder]

guys

I might be a genius

nevermind

they already patched me

[whole finch]

i like eminem and his music and i have listened to fack one (1) time

[nimble karma]

Ye I got scolded for posting buff Luigi in a speedo and now my chances at being a mod one day are ruined

Im crumbling

At the seams

[dry shale]

skill issue

[whole finch]

i wish i was born ૮(˶ㅠ︿ㅠ)ა

[open dew]

OLLOLO

[whole finch]

tbc i meant it as in "test tube baby"

or robot

how does one become a mod? ?

oh

it's just a regular ass job except you don't get paid?

[dry shale]

theres a form you can do

in #faq

[dry shale]

yes

[indigo hare]

I had two warnings before becoming a mod, all is not lost

[indigo hare]

Apply at the bottom of #faq

Are you 18+?

[whole finch]

i'm not actually gonna apply lmao that does not sound fun

[indigo hare]

All hope is lost

[indigo hare]

Fun? Babysitting teenage rage baiters fun?

Yeah sometimes

[whole finch]

i mean yayy!! |( ᐖ)/ i love getting pings about literally nothing and/or racists all day!! sign me up!!

[indigo hare]

Unpaid you say! Count me in

Put me in twice

[whole finch]

no you can ping me idon mine

[marble plover]

wait the new announcement has me a little confused are they saying that they're releasing a new beta in the new next fest or that they wont??

[indigo hare]

Nonono they have something for steam next fest but early access release date is still TBD

[marble plover]

oooh got it thanks

[whole finch]

@grok stab me in the gut and rip out my organs, thank you!!!! ⁽⁽`o(≧ᗜ≦)o´⁾⁾

[indigo hare]

I dunno what’s coming any more than you

Im fucking useless

😡

[languid ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034189692222046288/1420438834751213678/iNfDDU7nHtPjVax2.mov?ex=68d56640&is=68d414c0&hm=10552d54e874433dd02dc486f3c3eca3fec9d2daf600fafaac5be16d850f0e6f&

[white prawn]

Onimai basically

[drowsy finch]

Ngl chat, Will Wood’s The Normal Album is kinda buns imo

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-choso-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-insane-going-insane-gif-2924030561674659737

[cosmic rain]

This... This can't be

Fire him IMMEDIATELY

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-dreambbq-enadreambbq-joelg-hoarder-gif-10014717151775040578

[drowsy finch]

Thanks, John Law!

[indigo hare]

You can’t! When I became a mod I deleted my warnings!

[drowsy finch]

It’s too quirky for me </3

[whole finch]

(╬ ಠ益ಠ)▄︻デ══━一

[drowsy finch]

I only enjoy likekekeke 4 songss

[whole finch]

i've got like 50 songs that i've built up over the past three years that i listen to every day

[drowsy finch]

I meant from the album

[drowsy finch]

I’ve got a hand full

[whole finch]

that's like a good amount of the songs

that does technically make it "mid" since a fourth of them are good and the rest are mediocre

idk how many songs are on that album

[drowsy finch]

Tenn

[whole finch]

that's like half of em

the albums alright

admit it!!

[indigo hare]

I will literally never even forgive you for the rest of my life

[mighty badger]

saw the wip rn

does that mean the game is soon to release or smth?

any release date announced that im not aware or is it still just q4 this year?

[mighty badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046283733445136444/1367636129276231751/car_bath_flip.gif

[quaint gazelle]

im betting on October

being the month of release

[drowsy finch]

It’s got things which people like, but personally I don’t like a majority of the songs, so I find it kinda bad

[languid ruin]

you dont want this to be your honest reaction......

[languid ruin]

the mod team spreading evil lies as always, this is the drafted announcement

[dry shale]

real

[amber hare]

Bout time, I knew they were lying

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-fact-checked-gif-11224128901468304627

[nimble karma]

Do you guys have a secret spreadsheet with everyone's strikes

Do i have a permanent record now 😭

[languid ruin]

the bot keeps record

[nimble karma]

God help us

[indigo hare]

Yes we have modlogs

[nimble karma]

silly PLEASE IM A GOOD BOY

/s im just being dramatic

[indigo hare]

Are you the one who posted the Luigi

[lime harness]

I did it :3

[nimble karma]

This is just my first yeowch

[indigo hare]

You’ll get it soon enough right now dyno is down

You’re free for another hour before we ruin your life with a mark on your permanent record

[open dew]

||yo

[indigo hare]

I will be sending it to your future employers

[half berry]

hey

[hazy current]

@mossy fern

[mossy fern]

You are

The ultimate challenge is just really rough

[spark quartz]

Yes

Yes you do

Especially with that gif

[nimble karma]

It was too perfect not to use 😭

[spark quartz]

brother

[nimble karma]

The Debbie Ryan one i mean

At moai

Is what I thought you were referring to

Just now

[uneven anvil]

Is full release coming this year or is it just early access, I tried to read but am stupid pls talk to me like I'm 5

[drowsy finch]

Go 4 a 3rd!

[nimble karma]

Early access is the game being released, but not inna finished state

This is just a demo currently

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049

[uneven anvil]

Right okay so early access is basically full release but not full release as it isnt finished?

[nimble karma]

Yeah. The game is out, but its not complete

[uneven anvil]

and there are no more updates to demo?

[nimble karma]

Correct

[uneven anvil]

so early access is out?

[nimble karma]

No no, when early access releases I mean

[uneven anvil]

ohh i see i see I was gonna say because all i can play is the 'tech demo'

[pulsar matrix]

ive almost clocked in my 210th hour on the game 😭

[uneven anvil]

I hope there will be a multiplayer duel mode

that would be so sick

[nimble karma]

Only offline is planned but maybe one day

[uneven anvil]

you cant tell me a 1v1 multiplayer with a friend wouldnt be one of the most amusing things ever though

[drowsy finch]

It wouldn’t be

[uneven anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-leonardo-dicaprio-django-unchained-meme-gif-18513725

[indigo hare]

Splitscreen will be in early access. Im sure you can play with a friend remotely through parsec or steam remote play

[uneven anvil]

parsec?

I have the IQ of a wet slice of bread idk what this is

[indigo hare]

A program to play multiplayer games. You can use it for old games that no longer have multiplayer as well. Like I used to play Age of Mythology(RTS game) online with a friend like 20 years after its release

[uneven anvil]

I see

does changing the size of your character actually make a difference?

[indigo hare]

I can imagine it will when we get access to it. Longer arms/reach and what not

[uneven anvil]

but bigger hb too i guess is the tradeoff for that

[white prawn]

body weight increasing too

[indigo hare]

Also, it’s AI but Heres a better explanation

More mass = more force