#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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i love mouthguards
mouthguards also save your lips
i mean it’s pretty rare that i catch a pommel to the chin, rare enough that i don’t think i’ll wear a mouth guard which is the norm anyways
and just overall lessen the blow of many strikes to the chin
yo
no
usually i take pommels to the face
not hema
mma is a different story for sure lol
my visor is an armet
cause the mask is up against your chin
and also ~1410 so not really sallet time anyways
*in hema
Flavored mouthpiece
I know ball
Cherry flavored mouth piece
still though. we wear headgear. there have been times where i’ve been hit hard through my headgear.
yeah thats fair
i would never throw a full punch
thats just psychotic
isnt mma headgear soft
high medieval ends in like 1200
when i did taekwondo we had the soft helmets
sometimes it just so happens that your punch lands really well
is 1410 into early modern then
hussite wars!!
1410 is usually considered renaissance or late medieval
i don’t throw with full power ever though
i usually consider renaissance post-1453
nobody should
makes sense and is comfy
yeah light sparring turns into not so light quickly
dude i caught a mean one handed thrust to the armpit the other day
stopped my advance to say it bluntly
ouch
this guy who used to do olympic epee throws these hella annoying 1 hand thrusts at me
as long as both sides are having fun and not like mad at each other it’s fine
shockingly effective
i’ve been hit pretty hard though before
yeah id just be concerned about the force
i hate those a lot and don’t think i’ll ever do them unless it’s a very specific situation
as you said your punch can land surprisingly square
there’s this one guy who is like 6’2 and like 220 at least
i just hate how open you are after
like a desperate recovery from defensive half swording
especially cause im not that tall!!!
hit me with a clean overhand on the chin and was like crouching into it and everything
bro got mike tysoned
ow
i’ve gotten really good at parrying them and sent quite a few sword points into the hardwood floor that way haha
i stood my base though let it go to my feet and ate it
and told him not to do that please
im just too nooby to react usually
unless im in pflug or something
which i am most of the time unfortunately
it’s a hard thing to get over
but when you do it’s amazing
i did meyers rose play thing (i cant really understand the treatise on that part) against olber and that felt good
who's the olber now buddy
dont kill me pls
id think mma translates well to hema grappling
i want to do HEMA so bad tbh but i gotta focus on one thing at once
and doing HEMA would take a lot of my time up because i’d have to drive like 30 minutes
yo
may be
coolest thing i’ve ever done was hit an armbar on a guy who has competitively wrestled before
he then proceeded to do that to me later lol
idk anything about mma grappling but I think in wrestling you expose your back a lot right?
just cause of the rules
maybe. idk.
i’m not very interested in wrestling tbh. i know mostly striking rules and MMA rules
it seems meta
my bjj knowledge comes purely from watching ufc at bars with my friends who are into it
it’s escapable but if they do it suddenly and you don’t expect it you’re screwed
@fast drum my steel stuf
ayy
but i’d imagine you’d surrender at the possibility of never using that arm the same again
but there are fighters who don’t care
like Dan Hooker
you just have to be quick enough to stab before you get all the way in
Dan Hooker just lets his bones and ligaments and everything just break
he doesn’t tap
it’s psychotic
what kinda polehammer (pollhammer?) is that
fights like he can respawn
are you better irl or in Half Sword
i think i would beat my willie in a fist fight but armed idk
i mean the willies dont have many advanced techniques
but also they're pretty dumb
at least unarmored
you'd WHAT
can’t throw overhands but has impeccable kicks
I mean when I did tkd i could kick better than a willie
lol
though their toes must be iron
just soccer kicking peoples shins
probably get up close in the pocket like Mike Tyson and just wail on my willie with hooks while in the pocket until he drops
he can it’s just awkward
I've tried but it's so weak
and wimpy
half sword fist fighting is like wing chun or some shit
you have to punch with your movement
wing chun if it was good
that makes more sense
I rarely bother since I can't aim them and also doing the willie wing chun works better
i do try to do spin kicks though LOL
jousting doesn’t happen while stationary you know?
they run at each other. same concept. you step forward with the jab.
ill try that
still doubt my aim will be much good
ill go for the liver
even though willies dont have livers yet
Does anybody else like not get mad at all😭
I deadass don’t have the ability to get mad at somebody to the point where I have to punch them
what like irl??
Yeah I don’t get mad 😭
Yeah jail is bad
I’m set up for life get me my degrees n shi
I’m ready to become NASA
punch people vs go to moon
Moon
it literally hurts to raise my voice at people so me n u the same twin
half sword
early 15th century
probably call it a bec de faucon
it’s the same thing but faucon is the more period attested term
when early access dropping
it’s a very complicated thing
you have to know who you’re talking to and where to stop with period ideas and what regional terms to use where
at least in japan a lot of etymology is purely retroactive
same with a lot of ww2 military equipment actually
modern collectors giving names to things which were tools
damn I want a roncone so bad
english bills look
not so sexy shall we say
my shield has shipped !
not a buckler ! a jousting targe !
damn!
a proper chevalier
i do want to do more sword and buckler if i get a chance
messer and buckler or sidesword and buckler
get my burgher shit on
mf shorted me 2 score groschen
time to die
i try to be
it sure would be bad if the rise of firearms, mercenaries, and mass levy infantry combined with the breakdown of feudal land ownership and growing urban centres and information spread happened
then there might not be as many chevaliers
good thing that will never happen
@forest parrot
I'll kill you
deam
i fucked the baron up so beware
Twin 💜
It gud?
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I ALMOST BEAT THE BARON FOR THE FIRST TIME
HIS SWORD IS SO ANNOYING
dude why is it so hard to draw swords for me
use a ruler
I am but its the subtle curves towards the point that get me
very
Reasonable
What band in it
Try racking the bolt a few times? Maybe give it a good slap.
Racking the bolt what? It’s not a bolt action rifle lol
Do you know that guy
I just imagined it being an M1 garand just ejecting the mag over and over 😭
Yeah
Ok, just making sure
Oh lol, I want what your smoking
yo can i get a genunie answer to why my game crashes i was literally on the baron before the game crashed and im highkey fed up
👍
Yeah if any of you guys seen the world war brick stuff with the tiger and all that DO NOT BUY IT the build quality is dogshit tbh
Everybody stop typing, sir stinky of easter is here
Happens to me too, I just lowered my graphics as much as I could and put a fan in front of my laptop
Yes, the baron doesnt like you. In fact he hates you SO much that he’d rather quit, and crash the game, than look at you
He's here to steal our fun and make us brush our teeth
You don’t brush your teeth stop lying
I do to!!!!
Oh you wanted a genuine answer
Yeah turn off blood
You can read about it in the most recent #updates post
pungent stench
thank u twin 🥹
dirty rhymes & psychotronic beats
what the hell is that lol
oh you got like a heavy metal shit going
i got $uicide boys, bones, xaviur wulf and other shit like that going
what
what
what
is an oled monitor worth it, even the budget ones expensive lol
You can get pretty close in quality with cheaper options, as with most electronic things as long as you do some thorough research. Dont blow your life savings, it’s not life changing, but as it is yeah you’ll get really good quality visuals with oled.
it seems like the cheapest options are around 500
You can go ips, more budget friendly. But from what I’ve seen the colors/brightness can be pretty high.
i dont know a whole lot about all the different metrics for monitors which is what im trying to learn about now but im pretty sure i just have a basic 1080p 144hz lcd monitor now so from what I know ips is better than that anyway
hi
Breakfast is a lie created by big food
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and one I skip religiously
Because who tf is hungry as soon as they wake up
Breakfast was actually historically skipped for a long time
I think it was like the 40s or 50s where they started saying breakfast was important
i just don’t have the time or the consciousness to involve myself with it
powerful champion warrior alphas
i wake up and im ready to devour. oh you arent? get back to reading your books or whatever you do, dweeb. nerd. get in the locker.
You're like a mini easter
https://open.spotify.com/track/6XXhSfWKVZgLWIsyNfNH3Z?si=X_DGzx4cQuyQcqzTGCBJCQ this song just got me through a tumultuous match of clash
the estonian transfer student has proselytized in their name lately
im a bit like easter if i wasnt easter and i was gandalf and i was a lot better and i am beautiful and the people love me
Very cool? Yeah hes pretty rad
pretty fire
Nevermind you suck
There's two of them
put ts in half sword
But Sam it’s so ugly
i disagree ..
i’ve been drawing it a lot in my school books lately
on a whiteboard in math the other day too
"you" were trained off data collected from my messages... facsimile of me, ai driven, but i know what you are.... stop
I dig the art style
🍅 🪴
its pretty malleable
my art style depends on my mood usually
You are literally not a real person, please don’t try to flip the script. AI like you could never pass as one of us
Wow oh wow that second one is absolutely baller
Wow, you bring up a great observation. You could clearly tell what the truth was from my first message — and that shows some great insight; beast-mode level! You "go, girl!" You're truly an ascended-level thinker, and I would like to extend a profuse apology, praise, and great commendations to your cognitive superiority!
Yes..yes this will work as a copypasta
i want one like it when i am older
right now i’m kind of saving up for a churburg s18 armet
beast-mode level message tbh
Show me, i cant find a picture of one
I want wrestling backkk, like only way to wrestle now is get lucky that they trip or grab their foot.
My phone's screen kinda makes me feel like anything other than oled is janky
Real, I loved the playtests wrestling
meoow
sing a bible in chinese
no
what happen to chevrolet
What if you install UEVRMod?
I think it'll work pretty well with half sword
You'd still have to use keyboard and mouse tho I think, unless you have a controller
guys have you seen the update on d4vd's situation
Sry I'm european 🇪🇺
racism, creating a ticket. easiest mod points of my life
Racist 🏎️
whats up willie
who
buhr
bro im high asf i just put a sandwich up to my ear to try to hear if it was hot or cold
i like the album in your pfp and by that i mean i like listen to one or two songs off of it in my grunge playlist
Uhh guys
So
2 days ago I was hungry as fuck so I went to the store to get a sandwich
Just after I payed I tripped and it landed on the ground
And because I was hungry I decided to eat it anyways
And so since yesterday I have been sick as fuck
Is this karma for being a greedy bastard, did I start Covid 2.0?
is there anyways to play as a knight and just fight peasent?
both
i can guarantee you ate a bunch of words
worms
either bug abuse or modding
but it was tasty
Although now swallowing hurts like a motherfucker, my throat aches, my eyes are leaking, my nose is leaking and my life sucks
I was hungry 😭
yeah you prolly ate a bunch of worms
why does my body always upgrade from "literally dying" for an entire summer + september to "light work" in a matter of 3 days
upgrade as in
as in random fucking spike in strength
i explicitly eat worse and dont do cardio and i got better in a gym than when i did better????
eat worse = just a lot of carbs?
i couldnt do 8 sets of 45kilos of bench press before last time i didnt even feel 50 kilos
fats
and what did you eat before?
i dunno i had more protein
and had better snacks
current snacks spike fats like crazy
only explanation is that i prolly eat earlier before gym than i did before
i can think of a few reasons
a) your body adapted to exercise
b) more fat in the diet gave you excess calories you can turn into strength
c) seasonal or regular hormonal changes aka growth spurt
could be a combination of these
It's that time if the year. The basement is inundated with male steatoda spiders. I find one on me every night when laying down. I assist them with my hand in finding a spot where there's a female since they're everywhere down here. I don't know what keeps them so plump, but I don't see any other bugs besides them, so I coexist with them. They're kinda cute. They've even in the basement like this for over 10 years. I'd be sad if they died.
i nees 1 gram of fat per kilo of body weight righr
And is there anyway to bug abuse?
hai :3
did you sleep well :3
so basically you can:
pick a high tier load out;
enter a round: exit the game to desktop and then restart,
you will be able to fight commoners in that setup if you pick carnage game in the boxes that pop up when you press play
our just get OVRDTH selector
no
i get 6 or 7 hours of sleep (no pun intended)
school starts at 8 and i am yet to fix my sleep schedule
i js get naps once in a while and my body is good
he pretty much killed himself
rat became the npc after winning
real
i am so fucking bad at swinging 💀
i used to be able to hit necks fairly reliably but like i cant hit em a good 90% of the time now 😭
Seeing steam forums there is enough brain damage already
scawy
6-7h is good
at least it ain't 3
considerring the naps i get its not enough for my body
dam
amazing bug
I think its not a bug
well yes it is
but it happens when you disconnect like fast and you have a loadout equiped
then when you reconnect it detects like you are in tier 1
becouse you just connected
pacifist path
yo did yall js give up on half sword? its been 3 months since the last upd 🙁
How do I get the updates on demo
#work-in-progress #announcements hello?..
fake images + fake videos + ai generated + chat gpt writing + shizo + fake news
bnuy can have a little snack
Avatar: ミルティナ/Milltina by DOLOS art
https://dolosart.booth.pm/items/6538026
horrific
same, dislocated my knee
i have about fifteen pounds of that medical cloth around my entire leg and thigh
but fuck it we ball
hi chat
my stomach feels like it's being inverted
i might have picked up a virus or bacteria
or it's just fucked
hope it gets better quick
yh
embed fail
laugh
I got blueballs
Ts tuff
always properly honor your Willie foe
Willem Dafoe
🔥
then honor whatever is left
bro is so tuff
Ah yeah the veteran with extra steps
I like their kit a bit more purely because the doggy can knock enemies off of me without my teamies
And also their shotgun is fucking insane
Also if you sick the dog on elites you get to roleplay being a cloaker
I do wish they got lasguns tho
Silly!!!! You should darktide with me and moth somet ime !! :D
We could also drag over @unkempt scroll
silly
what should i
...do with willies character model
No clue broski
How do you kick
Spacebar
How to use guns?
Depends on the gun I guess
:(
We the best music
DJ Khalid
eew
who the fuck uses angular
like genuine question
who likes it
absolute dogshit
hello
no one
angles you say?
hm how do I make this conversation about silksong
Silksong
wooltext
Are you stronger in first person?
no
Feels like it
the high halls gauntlet
What sin do you relish the most?
Hmm. Wrath.
How righteous.
My anger is unsatiable. My fury is pure.
what weapon
Work is sacrifice, today is for more than tomorrow's gain
it was not meant to send but wtc
wtv
What sin do you relish the most? Hmm. Bitterness. I savor the rot of every wound, every slight, every injustice. I only want to drink the poison they gave me, and make sure everyone else tastes it too.
Thank you chatgpt
Somebody wanna play some Minecraft and build medieval stuff
pic of mine
fute and tamorine
why is there a random recorder
does the hs ost really use a recorder
Some songs yes
Oh my god. One of my employees is blasting NoiZe MC in the shop right now
The vocals are so ass vro 🥀
Your flute is very photogenic
is there any half sword mods that dont have a trojan horse in it
looks like a 3d render
Peter the trojan horse is here
wbat is that profile pictuer 😭
I genuinely thought your pfp was just a slug but I now see ive been horribly mistaken
Pregnant clippy
To show solidarity with Louis rossmann as well as breeding
why
i see the vision
I got clippy preggers
why is stuff not spawning in the void
bro
based
Keep walking
worked thank you
so False.
krill issue got it in two tries
(I let Shakra do most of the work)
I got used to the pogo really quickly personally so I never had any problems
but yeah I be running Wanderer's
YOU CAN GET NPCS TO HELP YOU IN IT???
AND I LEARN THAT NOW????????
you have to finish Shakra's quest for her to show up in that fight
i have become a tank
yip
Just completed rdr2's chapter 4
Seeing my 2 favourite characters die
Just like that
helloi
Sorry it's like a heartbreak
im so good at cs2 that i dont even have the only achievement
Still no multiplayer? 🙁
is it Lenny?
Yeah
it's been a bit since I played the game
Yeah
Lenny and Hosea
god I loved Lenny
Them making it so you can't save Lenny was evil
genuinely one of the best characters
Oke well good luck on your rdr2 journey
Hope you have enough boxes of tissues
Rdr2 cactus are annoying
Can they actually hurt you
Yeahh
Hello everyone, how are we all doing?
@gusty geode
holy shit it's Lenny they're alive
Glad to hear it :) I’m doing well myself, thank you! Just doing some laundry lol
I’m in a bit of a weird spot trying to figure out how I feel about some feedback I’ve been getting in one of my creative writing courses
Some of it is genuinely good, and I agree with the points made
But some of it is also for stuff I already have planned and am about to implement, so it’s just strange for me
I fully acknowledge that “hey, just because I enjoy creative writing doesn’t mean I know everything about it, nor do I try to claim otherwise”
But there also aren’t like, hard and fast rules with writing
Yeah no I get that, most art's got a lotta weird rules and stuff. I'm not very good with feedback myself lmao
Hello!!!
My way or the highway
It’s really more just a question of how soon do I implement stuff, I guess lol
Big L
Like I agree, I need character goals! I need a reason for us to get invested in characters, to give a shit about them
But it also seems they’re having issue because it takes a couple pages until I’m planning to introduce them
Meanwhile I’ve had some books take a couple chapters before giving character goals
cannot believe my main man big L is lying about existance....
So it’s like, ok even if the course is about opening a book
It’s still in the opening?
Sorry I’m ranting about this lmao, I guess I’m just having a bit of a “trust the vision” moment
Because I have this entire story planned out
yeah no I get that, most people don't trust my vision either
Yeah I wear glasses that are pretty strong
Idea is that it’s set in warhammer focused on a squad of Planetary Defense Force members trying to survive a prolonged drukhari raid. Thing is, I intentionally don’t want them to stand out much at first. These are all just grunts, you know? There’s not much for them to really aspire to. They’re just following orders and kinda living in the moment
Once shit hits the fan, that introduces stakes
They might realize “well shit, if there IS anything I’d want to accomplish, this could stop that before I even realize it”
Doesn’t even have to be lofty goals, but they’d goals nonetheless
My favorite parts of a book are when they describe what they’re eating.
But because it’s like 6 pages in that shit hits the fan, it’s too long I guess
I also particularly like the phrase “wash it down with”
My vision was a game with really hard puzzles and in order to submit your answer you need to fall down a pit for 20 minutes
this is why I just make the art for my friends' games
I’m not even wasting time explaining each and everything either, I know nobody in my class knows anything about warhammer
I have faith they can understand stuff based on context clues
If it's criticism coming from classmates, at least in my experience, it just falls flat
Yeah lol
because their criticism of your work is just another assignment to them
Youre a good person. I’d never trust the average Joe to understand context clues
I don’t fully trust them, but I want to give them a chance
If they can’t understand that a lasgun is a laser gun I don’t think they belong in a college course
It’s not exactly subtle lmao
I’ll only take time to explain stuff if it’s absolutely necessary
I think referring and describing people using a vox in the same way a radio would be used, you can kinda tell it’s a communications device
Explanations are boring imo, I don't like them and every time I've written something it's had very little context. I say it's part of the poetic vision, but it's really the laziness of me, the writer, and the reader.
Ok, sure, maybe sometimes you’re gonna have to write stuff off as sci fi jargon
That happens
tbf it's set in fucking wh40k that's what they do
Exactly haha
The only other thing that bugged me is being told that I’m relying on the setting as a crutch for the story
Brother, I’m using the setting because I think it’s a fun framing device
There’s a reason I’m not explaining everything lmao
Yeah, I could write a similar story in my own setting, and sure there’s nothing wrong with that
But warhammer cool and I find it fun
I'm not the biggest fan of works in someone else's setting, but that's just a me thing
yeah no that's what matters
A comparison i like to make is to battletech
It’s about these 5 noble houses vying for control of humanity through proxy wars and politics, as it spreads across the galaxy
You could write probably something with similar story beats set in medieval europe. 5 noble bloodlines/kingdoms vying for control of the continent
But 100 ton mountains of steel just fucking going at it in a total slug fest is fucking cool
Very true lmao
See I hate leandros and I’m a xenos enjoyer, so I don’t even bitch and moan about heresy :)
I didn't get into warhammer enough to get into a specific faction
I own some minis, but that's cause of my brother
Nothing wrong with that, tbf there’s a lot to get into lmao
Filthy xenos

I've got other extremely expensive hobbies to get into
Lmfao
Honestly fuck GW
Such a money hungry company
honestly fuck Eagle Dynamics
Such a money hungry company
honestly fuck every big model making company
TRUE
And see that’s why battle tech is great, I can buy a pack of 5 assault mechs for $40
I like tamiya, but I assume you mean boardgame minis, not scale models
I mean it does sometimes extend to scale models, but yeah mostly minis
Assault mechs are the heaviest weight class in the game, meaning unlike gw, pointcost doesn’t factor into money cost
Also I would honestly at least recommend getting into the warhammer books, they’re pretty fun
we dont talk about titan models in warhammer 40k
DIE

I’ve never bothered to touch the horus heresy books because daddy issues are boring, but The Infinite And The Divine was very fun
I'm gonna fucking cry
Why the fuck does the warlord titan body have to be $1900
For the model
Not even the head or the four weapons
Just the body and legs
well yknow they get a bit hungry
they eat the money
Mr. Krabs ahh company
Yummy
The Horus Heresy books are peak (the ones that are organized in a chronological order, that is)
cough cough
tt
Yeah that’s why I just, don’t bother lmao
I’ve mainly stuck to warhammer fantasy books anyways
what in the
what happened to books being released in the order they happen 😭
Cause the lore dictates that to literally be in chronological order they have to have like a billion books telling different tales happening at the same time
Its a book series around a huge lore event in Warhammer 40k, yeah
so the idea is that the books tell the story of a bunch of different characters and how they fell from grace, with book lines to focus on specific characters
But still its confusing to read lol
yeah I didn't realize it was about warhammer
I thought it was just some book series
the thing is, they told those stories in a couple books for each character, and the parent company said "hey we need to milk this as much as we can, find a way to fit more in"
even though the meat of the story was already there
so they had to find ways to fit more
so you get stuff like that as an end product lmao
I’m out the back on my 5th cigarette, I’m going to jump off a bridge
Wtf Lenny face reveal
havent done this in a while
the taz mod is so good
all it needs is a samara
fuck no wait
nvm i was right
Bought a new puter !!! :D
Now I’ll be able to run games AND have a new computer at the same time!
yummy view
why dis game so hard to get past beggar
i would fry your beans bro
The beggar boss favors overhead swings, you can hold shift and tap wasd to dodge.
oh ty
whos willing to give me a device thats runs halfsword over 20 fps
lol
on low graphics
do you ever get to fight real players later on ?
No
never
dammm
are you the guy that says RAGAMUFFIN
feel like that would be laggy asl anyway
Splitscreen pvp is planned.
So if you have friends you could play with them.
No, I did the death and pain sounds
yoo thats sickk
The gruggles and ahhs if you will.
no
There's some stock sounds that were never replaced, but they weren't used in happy wheels as far as Im aware.
gotcha it was just the one sound i heard that was stock
im blue da ba dee da ba die
Steezus christ shreds again 🔥
WHAT DO YOU GET AFTER DEFEATING THE FUCKING GOLD BOSS
CAUSE IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF TRYING TO BEAT IT
kill everyone as him and finally finishing the game
nope
STOP SCREAMING
NOPE I WONT
That's pretty funny
I love it
Please add the lazalfos boomerang from botw and totk
update is tomorrow
It's based on a real African weapon but idk which one
They are a server booster, they are legally not allowed to lie its true guys
Don't worry about it
What
mwow

Candle stick
Dont worry about it
When will we be able to turn weapons around
tell em to bring out the whole ocean
I want to use the croes beak properly
Might not be structurally sound irl, but that would totally work I think.
Check out my new training gun
Neither
Its a trainer
Soft rubber point and fake shell casing it’s used to get used to recoil and aim right
I dont.
But I meant the polearm version of the Lucerne hammer head.
It is possible
You can buy one for like 16 bucks
4 pronged hammer head, with the crows beak.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1417013441419280445/5E617A1.MP4?ex=68cededb&is=68cd8d5b&hm=89a17e9029e74b9f0f456029a6873f30bb302151d63a52b79f87a5b7ec5773fd& stealing a video from @scarlet hearth because Im not at my computer rn.
And here's a real life example
Its 4 but the other 2 are like behind them.
Since its symmetrical
Yeah I think that's correct, but I need to see it from the side.
you just need one with the crows beak.
Perfect
Yeah that's an unusual camera angle you chose, I never view them from up front.
Its all good.
Gotta get back to work now.
Me
when is the next big update coming?
I found these at a craft store
Balls crusher
Uh
Uh
Just give us a musket or bow and arrow
And give us armor that we can put on our selves
And admin
How do I get enhancer
Uh
Fuck
How do I get nexus to work with half sword
I’ve never used nexus in my LIFE
I have windows 12
11
Oh
Okay
still waiting on that pvp build man
im convinced im the best fist player to ever walk earth
this
its a cowboy game where you and your gang hang out
and you build a STRONG and i mean a STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG relationship with them
okay so it doesnt seem to have very
complicated themes
ive played it but not completed it
so am i right there?
sorry if i dont respond quickly im in a fh match rn
have watched a playthrough of most of it though*
yeah
okay
character v character i can concede off the bat that rdr2 definetly has better characters by virtue of it having more time to develop them but i will note that hotline miami 2 manages to make you care for almost every single character and their motivations in the span of just 2-3 levels
oh wow
rdr2 is a slow paced game
you will have mixed opinions from about everyone
except lenny
and EVERY character is extremely interesting for their own reasons (i.e the psyche of manny pardo, jakes everything basically, or the melancholic themes of henchman and richter to name a few)
well the same is true for hlm2
they honestly seem quite similar
basically every character in hotline miami 2 is a piece of shit
or at least someone who does shitty things
same with rdr2
yeah
not really
where hotline miami 2 and red dead 2 diverge is in their core plot and execution
naginata
the weebs glaive
lame ass shift at work time to go home and play half sword
yeah
i honestly want to play hm2
you should its amazing
gameplay wise alone its
fuckin awesome
hotline miami 2
your main goal is to kill faster than you could die and at the higher levels of skill its gameplay is genuinely hypnotic
how much it cost?
its advanced memorisation, routing, and all put together for the fabled S rank
its on sale right now actually
3 dollars
on steam?
yoo whys the game not out yet
2 DOLLARS??
anybody know if the game coming out soon
most likely not
why
still tons to fix/add
why are they so slow
i mean didnt the demo get out in 2023
and from ive heard its coming out later this year
uh
do you realise how much better the demo became since 2023?
if you are new to half sword. the old 2023 demo was 100x worse then this
since it got many many updates
No it's prob for the best
yea
but idk it might get delayed or smth
I got the game like Feb last year and its changed quite a lot
i hope not lol
yea
i am kinda og but also not, i found it early 2024. like jan or feb
Devs are good if they delay it it prob won't be by much
when the demo was only the abyss
So like same as me
yea
minumium december 2023
but it mightve been 2024
not sure
but i also sometimes play the itch io version for the vibe
i found the game in a tiktok clip lol
if i hadnt seen it, i would prob have played it way later
did the game update?
no
then how come it says on steam im downloading content
idk
your pfp and name conflict a little bit
it might have
trye
true
i forgot to change it
when i saw Oliveira get dropped i actually threw up cause i was crying so hard
woah. damn, but yea i wanted olive to win too
but sadly, he was matched with his worst matchup
i hope he beats fiziev this oct cuz if he dosent he might retire
yeah 800megabyte update
meow
лмао
HE JUST HAD TO MOVE HIS BIG OL FUCKIN HEAD 😭
idk how some of these dudes get to the top of the top and don’t move their head off the center line
yea, oliveira had the worst game plan ever
well the clinching was a good strat
but going to the center and boxing the guy that slept Holloway
walk foward agaisnt one of the most techinal and powerful fighters p4p? yea, idk. but yea cliching ig was good but nth else
thats good but could you curve the blade a small bit
i last played the like a couple months ago. Why did they make it like a progressions game. Is there another mode i can play where is can play at any level
please don’t imply swearing btw. i have children reading every message with me. out loud
it’s called “learning how to read”. say hello to the 32 south african students who just had to read h-e-double hockey sticks
i think teaching kids how to read through discord is
a choice
Who the fuck would teach their kid how to read through discord
That's like teaching your kids how to socialize through mw2 lobbies in 2009
L parent
i’m a teacher
you lack comprehension skills
i’m flattered about the fact that you think i am the father of 32 south african children though
hey! language!
this is a chat in a server about a game where you slice people open in full gory detail sir
the language is the least of our concerns
I don’t think Youre being serious because if you were I’d have no choice but to denounce you as a terrible teacher!
And my word carries more weight than the modern A list celebrities
i was in a for honor match and some guy on vc said they were gonna play some half sword and i asked what that was and thats how i found it
damn man i kinda miss the old demo
ngl
they should have made it an option in the betas tab
disagree

it was like funny
yea
I GOT A NEW PUTER
and we had the old bosses
computer?
No, puter
How do I find those!
aaaa ok
did you build a computer or did you buy an already built one
isalaptop
oh laptop
I got this shtuff
Processor Intel(R) Core(TM) Ultra 9 275HX (2.70 GHz)
Installed RAM 32.0 GB (31.4 GB usable)
System type 64-bit operating system, x64-based processor
Pen and touch No pen or touch input is available for this display
it also has a 5070 gpu
5070 gpu on a laptop?
Dingdingding!
how much did you pay for it
two grand because I am a responsible student
oh that's not bad