#general-catfish-🐱🐟

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tulip sparrow
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you must not like teeth either

pearl coral
mystic marlin
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i love mouthguards

fast drum
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teeth get in the way of my food

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will a sallet not do

mystic marlin
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mouthguards also save your lips

pearl coral
mystic marlin
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and just overall lessen the blow of many strikes to the chin

open dew
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yo

pearl coral
mystic marlin
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granted

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i do mma

fast drum
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usually i take pommels to the face

mystic marlin
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not hema

fast drum
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mma is a different story for sure lol

pearl coral
fast drum
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cause the mask is up against your chin

pearl coral
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and also ~1410 so not really sallet time anyways

fast drum
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*in hema

wheat brook
fast drum
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early medievalman

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well

wheat brook
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I know ball

fast drum
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early high medieval

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idk dude i do sabre

wheat brook
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Cherry flavored mouth piece

mystic marlin
fast drum
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yeah thats fair

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i would never throw a full punch

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thats just psychotic

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isnt mma headgear soft

pearl coral
fast drum
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when i did taekwondo we had the soft helmets

mystic marlin
fast drum
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hussite wars!!

pearl coral
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1410 is usually considered renaissance or late medieval

mystic marlin
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i don’t throw with full power ever though

pearl coral
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i usually consider renaissance post-1453

mystic marlin
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nobody should

pearl coral
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makes sense and is comfy

fast drum
fast drum
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eu4

pearl coral
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dude i caught a mean one handed thrust to the armpit the other day

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stopped my advance to say it bluntly

fast drum
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ouch

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this guy who used to do olympic epee throws these hella annoying 1 hand thrusts at me

mystic marlin
fast drum
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shockingly effective

mystic marlin
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i’ve been hit pretty hard though before

fast drum
pearl coral
fast drum
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as you said your punch can land surprisingly square

mystic marlin
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there’s this one guy who is like 6’2 and like 220 at least

pearl coral
fast drum
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especially cause im not that tall!!!

mystic marlin
pearl coral
mystic marlin
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i stood my base though let it go to my feet and ate it

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and told him not to do that please

fast drum
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im just too nooby to react usually

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unless im in pflug or something

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which i am most of the time unfortunately

pearl coral
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but when you do it’s amazing

fast drum
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i did meyers rose play thing (i cant really understand the treatise on that part) against olber and that felt good

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who's the olber now buddy

fast drum
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id think mma translates well to hema grappling

mystic marlin
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i want to do HEMA so bad tbh but i gotta focus on one thing at once

fast drum
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rear naked choke with a sword

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good idea

mystic marlin
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and doing HEMA would take a lot of my time up because i’d have to drive like 30 minutes

fast drum
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i got headlocked with a sword

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thats definitely an oh shit im dead moment

open dew
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yo

open dew
fast drum
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i think I stabbed him too but I have no idea

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someone died

mystic marlin
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coolest thing i’ve ever done was hit an armbar on a guy who has competitively wrestled before

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he then proceeded to do that to me later lol

fast drum
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idk anything about mma grappling but I think in wrestling you expose your back a lot right?

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just cause of the rules

mystic marlin
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maybe. idk.

fast drum
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i also dk

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armbar seems like also an oh shit im dead moment

mystic marlin
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i’m not very interested in wrestling tbh. i know mostly striking rules and MMA rules

fast drum
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it seems meta

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my bjj knowledge comes purely from watching ufc at bars with my friends who are into it

mystic marlin
fast drum
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uh oh im in an armbar

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good thing i have my rondel dagger

mystic marlin
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true

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i have no idea how it’d work in armor

pearl coral
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@fast drum my steel stuf

fast drum
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ayy

mystic marlin
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but i’d imagine you’d surrender at the possibility of never using that arm the same again

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but there are fighters who don’t care

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like Dan Hooker

fast drum
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you just have to be quick enough to stab before you get all the way in

mystic marlin
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Dan Hooker just lets his bones and ligaments and everything just break

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he doesn’t tap

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it’s psychotic

fast drum
fast drum
mystic marlin
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i think i would beat my willie in a fist fight but armed idk

fast drum
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i mean the willies dont have many advanced techniques

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but also they're pretty dumb

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at least unarmored

mystic marlin
fast drum
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I mean when I did tkd i could kick better than a willie

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lol

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though their toes must be iron

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just soccer kicking peoples shins

mystic marlin
# weak sundial you'd WHAT

probably get up close in the pocket like Mike Tyson and just wail on my willie with hooks while in the pocket until he drops

fast drum
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willie can't even jab

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crazy

mystic marlin
fast drum
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I've tried but it's so weak

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and wimpy

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half sword fist fighting is like wing chun or some shit

mystic marlin
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you have to punch with your movement

fast drum
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wing chun if it was good

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that makes more sense

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I rarely bother since I can't aim them and also doing the willie wing chun works better

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i do try to do spin kicks though LOL

mystic marlin
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jousting doesn’t happen while stationary you know?

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they run at each other. same concept. you step forward with the jab.

fast drum
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ill try that

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still doubt my aim will be much good

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ill go for the liver

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even though willies dont have livers yet

wheat brook
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Does anybody else like not get mad at all😭

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I deadass don’t have the ability to get mad at somebody to the point where I have to punch them

severe fulcrum
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Damn twice

wheat brook
fast drum
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I would think getting mad and punching people means you go to jail

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so

wheat brook
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Yeah jail is bad

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I’m set up for life get me my degrees n shi

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I’m ready to become NASA

fast drum
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punch people vs go to moon

wheat brook
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Moon

sharp relic
pearl coral
pearl coral
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probably call it a bec de faucon

fast drum
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faucon is cooler than a corbin

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c'est sur

pearl coral
stark flume
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when early access dropping

fast drum
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interesting

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arms and armour etymology.......

pearl coral
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it’s a very complicated thing

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you have to know who you’re talking to and where to stop with period ideas and what regional terms to use where

fast drum
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at least in japan a lot of etymology is purely retroactive

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same with a lot of ww2 military equipment actually

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modern collectors giving names to things which were tools

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damn I want a roncone so bad

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english bills look

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not so sexy shall we say

pearl coral
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my shield has shipped !

fast drum
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ayy

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i was gonna ask if you had a buckler for the arming sword

pearl coral
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not a buckler ! a jousting targe !

fast drum
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damn!

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a proper chevalier

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i do want to do more sword and buckler if i get a chance

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messer and buckler or sidesword and buckler

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get my burgher shit on

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mf shorted me 2 score groschen

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time to die

pearl coral
fast drum
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it sure would be bad if the rise of firearms, mercenaries, and mass levy infantry combined with the breakdown of feudal land ownership and growing urban centres and information spread happened

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then there might not be as many chevaliers

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good thing that will never happen

cold viper
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@forest parrot

forest parrot
cold viper
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deam

cold viper
pearl coral
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been listening to the same album on repeat for like 4 hours

drifting lava
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I ALMOST BEAT THE BARON FOR THE FIRST TIME

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HIS SWORD IS SO ANNOYING

amber hare
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dude why is it so hard to draw swords for me

drifting lava
amber hare
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I am but its the subtle curves towards the point that get me

drifting lava
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hm

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angle the ruler on either side for a point

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then reinforce it from there

amber hare
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gotcha

pearl coral
amber delta
amber hare
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What band in it

dull hearth
amber hare
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Racking the bolt what? It’s not a bolt action rifle lol

spark quartz
dull hearth
forest parrot
spark quartz
amber hare
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Oh lol, I want what your smoking

rotund dew
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yo can i get a genunie answer to why my game crashes i was literally on the baron before the game crashed and im highkey fed up

forest parrot
amber hare
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Yeah if any of you guys seen the world war brick stuff with the tiger and all that DO NOT BUY IT the build quality is dogshit tbh

spark quartz
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Everybody stop typing, sir stinky of easter is here

dull hearth
indigo hare
spark quartz
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He's here to steal our fun and make us brush our teeth

indigo hare
spark quartz
indigo hare
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Yeah turn off blood

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You can read about it in the most recent #updates post

pearl coral
rotund dew
pearl coral
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dirty rhymes & psychotronic beats

amber hare
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oh you got like a heavy metal shit going

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i got $uicide boys, bones, xaviur wulf and other shit like that going

open dew
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what

amber hare
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what

scarlet cradle
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what

amber hare
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is an oled monitor worth it, even the budget ones expensive lol

indigo hare
amber hare
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it seems like the cheapest options are around 500

indigo hare
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You can go ips, more budget friendly. But from what I’ve seen the colors/brightness can be pretty high.

amber hare
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i dont know a whole lot about all the different metrics for monitors which is what im trying to learn about now but im pretty sure i just have a basic 1080p 144hz lcd monitor now so from what I know ips is better than that anyway

pearl coral
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hi

amber hare
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hello

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imagine

indigo hare
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Imagine imagining

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Make sure you eat breakfast!

spark quartz
indigo hare
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Because who tf is hungry as soon as they wake up

spark quartz
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I think it was like the 40s or 50s where they started saying breakfast was important

pearl coral
violet garden
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i wake up and im ready to devour. oh you arent? get back to reading your books or whatever you do, dweeb. nerd. get in the locker.

pearl coral
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the estonian transfer student has proselytized in their name lately

violet garden
indigo hare
pearl coral
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pretty fire

spark quartz
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There's two of them

pearl coral
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put ts in half sword

indigo hare
pearl coral
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i disagree ..

indigo hare
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Uhm

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No you don’t

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?

pearl coral
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i’ve been drawing it a lot in my school books lately

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on a whiteboard in math the other day too

violet garden
indigo hare
open dew
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🍅 🪴

pearl coral
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my art style depends on my mood usually

indigo hare
pearl coral
indigo hare
violet garden
indigo hare
pearl coral
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right now i’m kind of saving up for a churburg s18 armet

violet garden
indigo hare
astral remnant
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I want wrestling backkk, like only way to wrestle now is get lucky that they trip or grab their foot.

scarlet creek
lunar python
scarlet creek
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I had to uninstall the playtest because of a bug

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💔

gloomy urchin
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meoow

forest falcon
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wtf did i wale up to

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wake

violet garden
forest falcon
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what happen to chevrolet

potent atlas
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boy

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i cant wait for vr support

scarlet creek
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I think it'll work pretty well with half sword

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You'd still have to use keyboard and mouse tho I think, unless you have a controller

sleek token
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But eh

honest crest
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guys have you seen the update on d4vd's situation

wicked mural
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Sry I'm european 🇪🇺

honest crest
wicked mural
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Racist 🏎️

quick torrent
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whats up willie

still scaffold
forest falcon
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buhr

pale bough
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bro im high asf i just put a sandwich up to my ear to try to hear if it was hot or cold

mystic marlin
slate summit
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Uhh guys

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So

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2 days ago I was hungry as fuck so I went to the store to get a sandwich

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Just after I payed I tripped and it landed on the ground

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And because I was hungry I decided to eat it anyways

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And so since yesterday I have been sick as fuck

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Is this karma for being a greedy bastard, did I start Covid 2.0?

static garden
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is there anyways to play as a knight and just fight peasent?

gloomy urchin
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i can guarantee you ate a bunch of words

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worms

forest falcon
slate summit
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Although now swallowing hurts like a motherfucker, my throat aches, my eyes are leaking, my nose is leaking and my life sucks

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I was hungry 😭

gloomy urchin
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why does my body always upgrade from "literally dying" for an entire summer + september to "light work" in a matter of 3 days

gloomy urchin
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as in random fucking spike in strength

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i explicitly eat worse and dont do cardio and i got better in a gym than when i did better????

forest falcon
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eat worse = just a lot of carbs?

gloomy urchin
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i couldnt do 8 sets of 45kilos of bench press before last time i didnt even feel 50 kilos

gloomy urchin
forest falcon
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and what did you eat before?

gloomy urchin
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and had better snacks

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current snacks spike fats like crazy

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only explanation is that i prolly eat earlier before gym than i did before

forest falcon
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i can think of a few reasons

mighty mesa
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It's that time if the year. The basement is inundated with male steatoda spiders. I find one on me every night when laying down. I assist them with my hand in finding a spot where there's a female since they're everywhere down here. I don't know what keeps them so plump, but I don't see any other bugs besides them, so I coexist with them. They're kinda cute. They've even in the basement like this for over 10 years. I'd be sad if they died.

gloomy urchin
forest falcon
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idfk

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i'm not a body builder

static garden
last grotto
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hai :3

forest falcon
# static garden And is there anyway to bug abuse?

so basically you can:
pick a high tier load out;
enter a round: exit the game to desktop and then restart,
you will be able to fight commoners in that setup if you pick carnage game in the boxes that pop up when you press play

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our just get OVRDTH selector

gloomy urchin
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i get 6 or 7 hours of sleep (no pun intended)

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school starts at 8 and i am yet to fix my sleep schedule

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i js get naps once in a while and my body is good

limpid prawn
forest falcon
limpid prawn
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real

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i am so fucking bad at swinging 💀

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i used to be able to hit necks fairly reliably but like i cant hit em a good 90% of the time now 😭

lavish blade
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is brain damage being added to half sword

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like fencing response

severe fulcrum
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Seeing steam forums there is enough brain damage already

still scaffold
rocky talon
limpid prawn
lunar stream
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at least it ain't 3

gloomy urchin
lunar stream
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dam

somber panther
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amazing bug

tawdry niche
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well yes it is

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but it happens when you disconnect like fast and you have a loadout equiped

somber panther
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yes

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.

tawdry niche
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then when you reconnect it detects like you are in tier 1

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becouse you just connected

somber panther
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honoring the enemy

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nuh uh

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no brain

cloud copper
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pacifist path

wintry ingot
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bnuuy

tacit elbow
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yo did yall js give up on half sword? its been 3 months since the last upd 🙁

ruby galleon
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How do I get the updates on demo

forest falcon
forest falcon
little talon
forest falcon
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whgat the fuck does that mean]

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?!?!/

mighty badger
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hello all

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how is everyone doing

forest falcon
mighty badger
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same, dislocated my knee

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i have about fifteen pounds of that medical cloth around my entire leg and thigh

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but fuck it we ball

lavish blade
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hi chat

mighty badger
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hello chrome

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hru

forest falcon
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my stomach feels like it's being inverted

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i might have picked up a virus or bacteria

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or it's just fucked

humble hearth
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embed fail

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my neck is hurting

mighty badger
humble hearth
forest falcon
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I finally caught the four damn flies

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they have been annoying me the entire night

somber panther
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unles they use the spike bat

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then they get violated and pissed on

loud comet
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then honor whatever is left

drowsy finch
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I like the arbite class in darktide!!

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Love smacking people with the tazer stick :D

spark quartz
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Ah yeah the veteran with extra steps

drowsy finch
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And also their shotgun is fucking insane

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Also if you sick the dog on elites you get to roleplay being a cloaker

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I do wish they got lasguns tho

drowsy finch
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We could also drag over @unkempt scroll

lavish blade
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what should i

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...do with willies character model

spark quartz
lavish blade
gloomy crest
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How do you kick

spark quartz
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Spacebar

drowsy finch
spark quartz
drowsy finch
cosmic rain
spark quartz
gloomy urchin
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who the fuck uses angular

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like genuine question

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who likes it

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absolute dogshit

open dew
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hello

open dew
stone spade
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hm how do I make this conversation about silksong

marsh osprey
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Silksong

gloomy urchin
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meow

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goobnight

somber panther
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wooltext

drowsy finch
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Traveler one rules so far

waxen idol
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Are you stronger in first person?

lavish blade
waxen idol
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Feels like it

lunar stream
lavish blade
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What sin do you relish the most?

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Hmm. Wrath.

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How righteous.

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My anger is unsatiable. My fury is pure.

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what weapon

gloomy urchin
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it was not meant to send but wtc

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wtv

lavish blade
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What sin do you relish the most? Hmm. Bitterness. I savor the rot of every wound, every slight, every injustice. I only want to drink the poison they gave me, and make sure everyone else tastes it too.

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Thank you chatgpt

slender pasture
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Somebody wanna play some Minecraft and build medieval stuff

heady mulch
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pic of mine

lavish blade
south roost
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does the hs ost really use a recorder

heady mulch
drowsy finch
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:)

rich swallow
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Oh my god. One of my employees is blasting NoiZe MC in the shop right now

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The vocals are so ass vro 🥀

indigo hare
molten drum
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is there any half sword mods that dont have a trojan horse in it

lavish blade
rich swallow
open dew
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wbat is that profile pictuer 😭

indigo hare
rich swallow
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To show solidarity with Louis rossmann as well as breeding

open dew
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why

lament pilot
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I got clippy preggers

timber saffron
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why is stuff not spawning in the void

forest falcon
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based

indigo hare
timber saffron
lavish blade
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so False.

stone spade
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(I let Shakra do most of the work)

stone spade
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but yeah I be running Wanderer's

lunar stream
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AND I LEARN THAT NOW????????

stone spade
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you have to finish Shakra's quest for her to show up in that fight

lunar stream
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bro.

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i spent so long doing that alone 😭

stone spade
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damn

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you ain't made it to act 3 yet right

lunar stream
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yeah

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im gonna end myself

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holy runback

stone spade
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I'll say this

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do everything else first before getting to it

lunar stream
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i am

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very much scared

stone spade
lunar stream
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i have become a tank

lunar stream
wanton portal
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Just completed rdr2's chapter 4

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Seeing my 2 favourite characters die

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Just like that

open dew
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helloi

unreal bay
lunar stream
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im so good at cs2 that i dont even have the only achievement

civic oyster
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Still no multiplayer? 🙁

wanton portal
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Hosea didn't deserve that

unreal bay
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Wait Hosea and who died?

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I keep forgetting the name

severe flower
wanton portal
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Yeah

severe flower
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it's been a bit since I played the game

unreal bay
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Yeah

wanton portal
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Lenny and Hosea

severe flower
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god I loved Lenny

wanton portal
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Them making it so you can't save Lenny was evil

severe flower
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genuinely one of the best characters

unreal bay
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Hope you have enough boxes of tissues

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Rdr2 cactus are annoying

wanton portal
unreal bay
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Yeahh

wanton portal
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Oh

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Never noticed

unreal bay
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Anyway! Good luck. Lemme know after you completed the game

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How it was

astral ether
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Hello everyone, how are we all doing?

spark quartz
severe flower
severe flower
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you?

astral ether
# severe flower you?

Glad to hear it :) I’m doing well myself, thank you! Just doing some laundry lol

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I’m in a bit of a weird spot trying to figure out how I feel about some feedback I’ve been getting in one of my creative writing courses

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Some of it is genuinely good, and I agree with the points made

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But some of it is also for stuff I already have planned and am about to implement, so it’s just strange for me

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I fully acknowledge that “hey, just because I enjoy creative writing doesn’t mean I know everything about it, nor do I try to claim otherwise”

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But there also aren’t like, hard and fast rules with writing

severe flower
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Yeah no I get that, most art's got a lotta weird rules and stuff. I'm not very good with feedback myself lmao

gusty geode
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Hello!!!

indigo hare
gusty geode
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I am alive

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But at work

astral ether
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It’s really more just a question of how soon do I implement stuff, I guess lol

gusty geode
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Big L

indigo hare
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Youre literally AI

astral ether
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Like I agree, I need character goals! I need a reason for us to get invested in characters, to give a shit about them

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But it also seems they’re having issue because it takes a couple pages until I’m planning to introduce them

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Meanwhile I’ve had some books take a couple chapters before giving character goals

severe flower
astral ether
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So it’s like, ok even if the course is about opening a book

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It’s still in the opening?

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Sorry I’m ranting about this lmao, I guess I’m just having a bit of a “trust the vision” moment

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Because I have this entire story planned out

severe flower
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yeah no I get that, most people don't trust my vision either

indigo hare
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Yeah I wear glasses that are pretty strong

astral ether
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Idea is that it’s set in warhammer focused on a squad of Planetary Defense Force members trying to survive a prolonged drukhari raid. Thing is, I intentionally don’t want them to stand out much at first. These are all just grunts, you know? There’s not much for them to really aspire to. They’re just following orders and kinda living in the moment

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Once shit hits the fan, that introduces stakes

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They might realize “well shit, if there IS anything I’d want to accomplish, this could stop that before I even realize it”

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Doesn’t even have to be lofty goals, but they’d goals nonetheless

indigo hare
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My favorite parts of a book are when they describe what they’re eating.

astral ether
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But because it’s like 6 pages in that shit hits the fan, it’s too long I guess

indigo hare
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I also particularly like the phrase “wash it down with”

severe flower
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this is why I just make the art for my friends' games

astral ether
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I’m not even wasting time explaining each and everything either, I know nobody in my class knows anything about warhammer

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I have faith they can understand stuff based on context clues

severe flower
astral ether
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Yeah lol

severe flower
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because their criticism of your work is just another assignment to them

indigo hare
astral ether
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I don’t fully trust them, but I want to give them a chance

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If they can’t understand that a lasgun is a laser gun I don’t think they belong in a college course

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It’s not exactly subtle lmao

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I’ll only take time to explain stuff if it’s absolutely necessary

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I think referring and describing people using a vox in the same way a radio would be used, you can kinda tell it’s a communications device

severe flower
astral ether
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Lmao

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Plus, spoonfeeding is just fucking boring

severe flower
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ueah

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show, not tell and all that

astral ether
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Ok, sure, maybe sometimes you’re gonna have to write stuff off as sci fi jargon

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That happens

severe flower
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tbf it's set in fucking wh40k that's what they do

astral ether
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Exactly haha

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The only other thing that bugged me is being told that I’m relying on the setting as a crutch for the story

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Brother, I’m using the setting because I think it’s a fun framing device

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There’s a reason I’m not explaining everything lmao

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Yeah, I could write a similar story in my own setting, and sure there’s nothing wrong with that

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But warhammer cool and I find it fun

severe flower
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I'm not the biggest fan of works in someone else's setting, but that's just a me thing

astral ether
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I’m focused on the story regardless

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Yeah that’s fair

severe flower
#

yeah no that's what matters

astral ether
#

A comparison i like to make is to battletech

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It’s about these 5 noble houses vying for control of humanity through proxy wars and politics, as it spreads across the galaxy

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You could write probably something with similar story beats set in medieval europe. 5 noble bloodlines/kingdoms vying for control of the continent

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But 100 ton mountains of steel just fucking going at it in a total slug fest is fucking cool

still scaffold
#

Warhammer my beloved

astral ether
#

Very true lmao

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See I hate leandros and I’m a xenos enjoyer, so I don’t even bitch and moan about heresy :)

severe flower
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I didn't get into warhammer enough to get into a specific faction

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I own some minis, but that's cause of my brother

astral ether
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Nothing wrong with that, tbf there’s a lot to get into lmao

severe flower
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I've got other extremely expensive hobbies to get into

astral ether
#

Lmfao

still scaffold
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Such a money hungry company

severe flower
#

Such a money hungry company

still scaffold
#

honestly fuck every big model making company

astral ether
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TRUE

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And see that’s why battle tech is great, I can buy a pack of 5 assault mechs for $40

severe flower
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I like tamiya, but I assume you mean boardgame minis, not scale models

still scaffold
astral ether
#

Assault mechs are the heaviest weight class in the game, meaning unlike gw, pointcost doesn’t factor into money cost

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Also I would honestly at least recommend getting into the warhammer books, they’re pretty fun

still scaffold
somber panther
still scaffold
astral ether
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I’ve never bothered to touch the horus heresy books because daddy issues are boring, but The Infinite And The Divine was very fun

still scaffold
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For the model

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Not even the head or the four weapons

still scaffold
#

Just the body and legs

severe flower
#

they eat the money

still scaffold
astral ether
#

Yummy

still scaffold
#

cough cough

open dew
#

tt

astral ether
#

I’ve mainly stuck to warhammer fantasy books anyways

stone spade
#

what happened to books being released in the order they happen 😭

still scaffold
stone spade
#

what

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oh this isn't a book series thing it's a book series about a thing

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nvm

still scaffold
astral ether
still scaffold
#

But still its confusing to read lol

stone spade
#

I thought it was just some book series

astral ether
#

the thing is, they told those stories in a couple books for each character, and the parent company said "hey we need to milk this as much as we can, find a way to fit more in"

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even though the meat of the story was already there

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so they had to find ways to fit more

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so you get stuff like that as an end product lmao

gusty geode
spark quartz
lunar stream
#

havent done this in a while

south roost
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all it needs is a samara

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fuck no wait

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nvm i was right

drowsy finch
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Bought a new puter !!! :D

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Now I’ll be able to run games AND have a new computer at the same time!

lunar stream
#

yummy view

topaz bolt
#

why dis game so hard to get past beggar

topaz bolt
#

i would fry your beans bro

neat tundra
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The beggar boss favors overhead swings, you can hold shift and tap wasd to dodge.

topaz bolt
#

oh ty

red wind
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whos willing to give me a device thats runs halfsword over 20 fps

topaz bolt
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lol

red wind
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on low graphics

topaz bolt
#

do you ever get to fight real players later on ?

neat tundra
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No

red wind
#

never

topaz bolt
#

dammm

red wind
topaz bolt
#

feel like that would be laggy asl anyway

neat tundra
#

Splitscreen pvp is planned.
So if you have friends you could play with them.

neat tundra
red wind
neat tundra
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The gruggles and ahhs if you will.

topaz bolt
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anyone else notice the happy wheels death scream

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or just me

red wind
#

no

neat tundra
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There's some stock sounds that were never replaced, but they weren't used in happy wheels as far as Im aware.

topaz bolt
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gotcha it was just the one sound i heard that was stock

lunar stream
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im blue da ba dee da ba die

tawny gale
wind geode
ruby galleon
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WHAT DO YOU GET AFTER DEFEATING THE FUCKING GOLD BOSS

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CAUSE IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF TRYING TO BEAT IT

open dew
ruby galleon
#

OH

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SO

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BASICALLY

#

THE SAME THING

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IM SO FUCKING DONE

trail silo
#

viva chile

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🇨🇱

south roost
#

nope

lunar stream
south roost
#

NOPE I WONT

south roost
#

make it splash

lament pilot
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I love it

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Please add the lazalfos boomerang from botw and totk

tight wadi
#

update is tomorrow

lament pilot
#

It's based on a real African weapon but idk which one

neat tundra
#

They are a server booster, they are legally not allowed to lie its true guys

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Don't worry about it

lament pilot
gloomy urchin
#

mwow

blissful saddle
lament pilot
#

The full game?

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No EA?

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No way

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Wow

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:/

neat tundra
#

Well

#

Its like smokey the bear always says

lament pilot
#

Candle stick

neat tundra
#

Keep on trucking!

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One handed Lucerne hammer

lament pilot
#

:/

#

Candle stick

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I need more

neat tundra
#

Dont worry about it

plain spindle
#

When will we be able to turn weapons around

cosmic rain
plain spindle
#

I want to use the croes beak properly

neat tundra
#

Might not be structurally sound irl, but that would totally work I think.

tired tulip
#

Check out my new training gun

tired tulip
#

Neither

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Its a trainer

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Soft rubber point and fake shell casing it’s used to get used to recoil and aim right

neat tundra
#

I dont.
But I meant the polearm version of the Lucerne hammer head.
It is possible

tired tulip
neat tundra
#

4 pronged hammer head, with the crows beak.

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And here's a real life example

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Its 4 but the other 2 are like behind them.

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Since its symmetrical

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Yeah I think that's correct, but I need to see it from the side.

you just need one with the crows beak.

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Perfect

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Yeah that's an unusual camera angle you chose, I never view them from up front.

#

Its all good.

Gotta get back to work now.

#

Me

dusky egret
#

when is the next big update coming?

echo arrow
#

I found these at a craft store

ruby galleon
#

Balls crusher

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Uh

#

Uh

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Just give us a musket or bow and arrow

#

And give us armor that we can put on our selves

#

And admin

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How do I get enhancer

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Uh

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Fuck

#

How do I get nexus to work with half sword

#

I’ve never used nexus in my LIFE

#

I have windows 12

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11

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Oh

#

Okay

ruby pine
#

still waiting on that pvp build man

#

im convinced im the best fist player to ever walk earth

uneven vale
#

@gusty forge

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cmere

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or dont, up to you

gusty forge
#

alright

#

so let me ask you this

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what are the themes of rdr2

uneven vale
#

this

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its a cowboy game where you and your gang hang out

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and you build a STRONG and i mean a STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG relationship with them

gusty forge
#

okay so it doesnt seem to have very

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complicated themes

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ive played it but not completed it

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so am i right there?

uneven vale
gusty forge
uneven vale
gusty forge
#

okay

#

character v character i can concede off the bat that rdr2 definetly has better characters by virtue of it having more time to develop them but i will note that hotline miami 2 manages to make you care for almost every single character and their motivations in the span of just 2-3 levels

uneven vale
#

oh wow

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rdr2 is a slow paced game

#

you will have mixed opinions from about everyone

#

except lenny

gusty forge
gusty forge
uneven vale
#

they honestly seem quite similar

gusty forge
#

basically every character in hotline miami 2 is a piece of shit

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or at least someone who does shitty things

uneven vale
gusty forge
#

yeah

gusty forge
#

where hotline miami 2 and red dead 2 diverge is in their core plot and execution

#

naginata

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the weebs glaive

umbral bough
gusty forge
#

yeah

uneven vale
#

i honestly want to play hm2

gusty forge
#

gameplay wise alone its

#

fuckin awesome

#

hotline miami 2

gusty forge
# gusty forge fuckin awesome

your main goal is to kill faster than you could die and at the higher levels of skill its gameplay is genuinely hypnotic

uneven vale
gusty forge
#

its advanced memorisation, routing, and all put together for the fabled S rank

#

its on sale right now actually

#

3 dollars

uneven vale
#

on steam?

thick sierra
#

yoo whys the game not out yet

uneven vale
#

2 DOLLARS??

gusty forge
#

you can get both hotline miami 1 and 2 for like

#

5 bucks

thick sierra
#

anybody know if the game coming out soon

uneven vale
thick sierra
uneven vale
thick sierra
#

why are they so slow

rare vale
#

its coming this year

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what do you mean

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lmao

rare vale
#

they are working pretty fast

thick sierra
#

i mean didnt the demo get out in 2023

rare vale
#

and from ive heard its coming out later this year

uneven vale
#

I was tryna rage bait him :/

#

I was gonna tell him later

rare vale
#

mb

rare vale
#

do you realise how much better the demo became since 2023?

#

if you are new to half sword. the old 2023 demo was 100x worse then this

#

since it got many many updates

uneven vale
rare vale
rare vale
uneven vale
#

I got the game like Feb last year and its changed quite a lot

rare vale
#

i hope not lol

rare vale
#

i am kinda og but also not, i found it early 2024. like jan or feb

uneven vale
teal lantern
#

hola

#

algun consejo

rare vale
#

when the demo was only the abyss

uneven vale
rare vale
#

minumium december 2023

#

but it mightve been 2024

#

not sure

#

but i also sometimes play the itch io version for the vibe

rare vale
#

if i hadnt seen it, i would prob have played it way later

hearty dust
#

did the game update?

rare vale
hearty dust
#

then how come it says on steam im downloading content

rare vale
#

idk

mystic marlin
rare vale
#

it might have

rare vale
#

true

#

i forgot to change it

mystic marlin
#

when i saw Oliveira get dropped i actually threw up cause i was crying so hard

rare vale
#

but sadly, he was matched with his worst matchup

#

i hope he beats fiziev this oct cuz if he dosent he might retire

hearty dust
#

yeah 800megabyte update

gloomy urchin
#

meow

rare vale
#

lol

gloomy urchin
#

had to change language BECAUSE MODS DONT LIKE IT

#

RAHHH

mystic marlin
#

idk how some of these dudes get to the top of the top and don’t move their head off the center line

rare vale
mystic marlin
#

well the clinching was a good strat

#

but going to the center and boxing the guy that slept Holloway

rare vale
#

walk foward agaisnt one of the most techinal and powerful fighters p4p? yea, idk. but yea cliching ig was good but nth else

gusty forge
#

thats good but could you curve the blade a small bit

mystic marlin
#

how do people make katanas then

#

ah

silver turret
#

i last played the like a couple months ago. Why did they make it like a progressions game. Is there another mode i can play where is can play at any level

mystic marlin
#

please don’t imply swearing btw. i have children reading every message with me. out loud

#

it’s called “learning how to read”. say hello to the 32 south african students who just had to read h-e-double hockey sticks

gusty forge
#

a choice

spark quartz
#

That's like teaching your kids how to socialize through mw2 lobbies in 2009

lament pilot
#

L parent

mystic marlin
#

you lack comprehension skills

#

i’m flattered about the fact that you think i am the father of 32 south african children though

mystic marlin
umbral bough
#

this is a chat in a server about a game where you slice people open in full gory detail sir

#

the language is the least of our concerns

spark quartz
#

Listen here Peter

indigo hare
#

And my word carries more weight than the modern A list celebrities

uneven vale
rare vale
#

ngl

#

they should have made it an option in the betas tab

mystic marlin
uneven vale
rare vale
drowsy finch
#

I GOT A NEW PUTER

rare vale
rare vale
open dew
#

specs?

indigo hare
drowsy finch
rare vale
open dew
open dew
drowsy finch
#

I got this shtuff

Processor Intel(R) Core(TM) Ultra 9 275HX (2.70 GHz)
Installed RAM 32.0 GB (31.4 GB usable)
System type 64-bit operating system, x64-based processor
Pen and touch No pen or touch input is available for this display

#

it also has a 5070 gpu

open dew
#

5070 gpu on a laptop?

drowsy finch
open dew
#

how much did you pay for it

drowsy finch
open dew
#

oh that's not bad

drowsy finch
#

It was basically a steal

#

it was 600 dollars off