general-catfish-🐱🐟

[lofty juniper]

alright thanks

[astral ether]

Hell yeah

[sleek token]

Heat, peak teacher

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139010548000882721/1282488579678933023/attachment-10.gif

[sleek token]

Unfortunately my school doesn’t do anything with religion

Its a good school that i have in education

And how it does things

But its missing one very important part

Which is obviously that christ is king

[sleek token]

Well it’s relevant to the situation but finneeee

[sleek token]

But hold on

[spark quartz]

If you're going to argue we can do this a different way

[somber panther]

what is this orbit man

[sleek token]

This is discussion about it while i was clearly not really discussing much, i was only agreeing with him

[somber panther]

retrograde and highly inclined orbit

this fucking kerbal should stay there

but i need the money

[sleek token]

Im not tryna

[spark quartz]

No religion, no matter the context

[sleek token]

Ok

[wanton portal]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdndzbzFrMHF4M3Z2M2N6Z3poZG1uNTFucGVsaHc0cXR5MGtnY3VkZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/PIEFwhDusGGtoYpQnW/giphy.gif

[wanton portal]

I'm not on this side mission yet

I only did the first mission where you have to sneak in a oil rig

[sleek token]

Happily it doesn’t actually show the big part of the convo

So ur safe from the spoiler

[sleek token]

Also i dont think its a side mission

Its more something u get after a mission where u can say yes or no to

[wanton portal]

What chapter is that mission though

I'm on 4

[sleek token]

Like probably 4?

Or 6?

Chapter 5 no way

Thats a whole other doohickey u will find later

[wanton portal]

Ok but is it like a really long mission

Like 30 minutes minimum

[sleek token]

Aint all of em like

1 hour

[wanton portal]

Idk
I'm just doing side missions first before main missions

[sleek token]

Keep doing that please

[wanton portal]

Why

[indigo hare]

Because that’s how you should always play open world games!

[sleek token]

Makes the story more fun to follow at a slow pace

[indigo hare]

Lord knows I lose all interest in a game when the main story is done. I always do all the side quests first or I’ll never do them

[wanton portal]

I will say one thing about rdr2 though

I do not like the challenges in the compendium menu

Takes way too long

[sleek token]

Nobody does lol

And like

[wanton portal]

And also I have to lose honor to even do one

[sleek token]

Much of it is locked away until like the end of the game

[sleek token]

Losing honor isnt that bad

Just dont over do it

[wanton portal]

I want to be the nicest possible man there is

[forest falcon]

the worst thing is doing side quests making you so overpowered that you one shot most enemies and the lack of difficulty just makes the game boring

also good morning

[sleek token]

Yeah but one thing that sets rdr apart for it is just the experience

You dont get rewarded much

[spark quartz]

I hate games where sidequests are tied to the story and disappear if you advance too far. I like to mix main story and sidequests at different points

[wanton portal]

I actually prefer not using deadeye
I'll get shot anyways and it'll cancel the ability

[forest falcon]

there's also those where the character behavior changes drastically because from the developer point of view you are supposed to do them later on

[sleek token]

Ur the type of guy to go on cyberpunk without chrome modifications

[spark quartz]

What games do that?

[wanton portal]

never played cyberpunk

give me another example

[forest falcon]

cyberpunk is one of those

you can also technically include side quests from saints row 3-4

but i don't remember much of them

[spark quartz]

Ohhh I see what you mean, like they act differently if you do it too early

[forest falcon]

yes

[sleek token]

Playing doom eternal without upgrading ur suit

[spark quartz]

Yeah thats jarring

[wanton portal]

ok well yeah

because my deadeye level is at like

level 6

[spark quartz]

I hate fallout 4's dialogue selector bro

[wanton portal]

its shit

cant even disarm the legendary gunslingers

with level 6 deadeye

[sleek token]

At the final mission u will love the deadeye

[wanton portal]

I only use deadeye when I have like a repeater or a rifle

[spark quartz]

Arthur the ragebait master

[wanton portal]

Abigail letting her child sleep on the floor instead sleeping next to her on the bed

amazing mom

[still flame]

They aint raising no weakling

[wanton portal]

clearly not

Jack in rdr1

[indigo hare]

Hey it’s the Deep South in a hot swamp. Not exactly the best environment to sleep close to someone else. The floors probably a lot more cooled down

Also she still sucks

[drowsy finch]

I hate all fallout games

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-champ-thats-really-interesting-next-time-keep-it-to-yourself-gif-25930013

[indigo hare]

Willie’s coming for you

[wanton portal]

ok

I need to clear this up

is Willie short for William

or what

[wanton portal]

WILHELM

wait what do those links go

on the card

[forest falcon]

the dev page

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609073992833433620/1415809151896125581/4mMFKY4_jk.mov?ex=68cd2046&is=68cbcec6&hm=8bc6606db6fb92234038e948c21547920145cdeb2bde4d43e66675b323044255&

[indigo hare]

I started watching the sopranos and it’s really good

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1397316141055082707/fatjosh_2025-07-08-08-44-30_1751939070740.mp4?ex=68cd15d0&is=68cbc450&hm=319588af9f04a3b9ee57ca6d1815d51585df66820169dd476c8ac88530c385e4&

[indigo hare]

Paulies such a goof

[drowsy finch]

You hate all of my interests :(

[spark quartz]

bro is interested in hating fallout 😭

[drowsy finch]

God forbid women have hobbies 🙄

[spark quartz]

thats fair my bad

[open dew]

hello

[spark quartz]

fallout Bakersfield looks sick asf tho

[drowsy finch]

I’m glad you’re seeing things My Way by Frank Sinatra

[open dew]

dude just

oh my god

[drowsy finch]

I’m going to the looney bin soon!

[open dew]

why is silly mod spooky mod now

it's September

[spark quartz]

Yeah yeah close enough

If people get to put up Christmas decorations a day after Halloween ends I can celebrate it early

[open dew]

ber is the closest thing to October ur getting

[open dew]

i

[indigo hare]

Both things are wrong

[open dew]

yeah

[drowsy finch]

@worldly vapor get outta here man

[open dew]

LOL

[open dew]

why is a deer in your backyard

[spark quartz]

No?

[drowsy finch]

That is not my backyard

[open dew]

front yard

[drowsy finch]

My backyard is a dining hall bwo </3

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/throat-sore-throat-rip-out-dummy-gif-11843671504878608031

[open dew]

wy

[still flame]

Willie agrees

[open dew]

mine has grass

[indigo hare]

What’re you in college or something

[drowsy finch]

Dingdingding

[still flame]

Unc

[spark quartz]

Imagine getting a higher education

[indigo hare]

I don’t think the campus police will like you bringing random deer onto the premises

[spark quartz]

You should just get a dead-end job and hate your life at 27 like the rest of us

[indigo hare]

Bros got life figured out

[drowsy finch]

The campus police are useless, there has been no update on the Bay Harbor Pisser

[indigo hare]

It’s you isn’t it

[still flame]

The what

[drowsy finch]

[lunar stream]

are you the bay harbor pisser...

[drowsy finch]

I know who it is, I just can’t prove it

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[still flame]

Project zomboid mentioned❤️‍🩹

[indigo hare]

Im sure you’ll find him and catch him in the act one day

[spark quartz]

Oh no

[drowsy finch]

Bro I’m fucked

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/for-whom-the-bell-tolls-for-who-the-bell-tolls-jerboa-pygmy-jerboa-rat-gif-2404932535997075318

[spark quartz]

Easter is saying this because he's the bay Harbour pisser

[still flame]

Uh oh

[lunar stream]

takes one to know one

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[spark quartz]

Ts spread so far we got a reno Nevada pisser now too

I saw one of thr tiktoks and recognized the place 😭

[indigo hare]

Imagine pissing at all lmao rofl even

[spark quartz]

Easters kidneys havent filtered blood in years apparently lmao

[glacial magnet]

yo

[sleek token]

Where do u watch it

I NEED TO SEE IT

and its NOWHERE

[drowsy finch]

Kidneys aren’t zhat important ngl lie

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-hit-cat-hit-and-boom-cat-boom-cat-hit-and-boom-kat-gif-15865521055253202019

[spark quartz]

huh 😭

[lunar stream]

she's not wrong y'know

just don't drink then you don't have to piss

simple

[still flame]

Ts is day 2 of trying short bilhook only challenge

[spark quartz]

True actually

[indigo hare]

Hulu/HBO max

[forest falcon]

infinite cobble generator

[spark quartz]

Thats insane

Infinite cobble generator 😭

All I drink are white monsters and dr pepper i be pissing BOULDERS

[lunar stream]

dr pepper mentioned

i need

im having dr pepper withdrawals dawg

[spark quartz]

dr pepper withdrawals goes crazy

[drowsy finch]

Eewwgh

What about WATER

[lunar stream]

im a pepperhead

[drowsy finch]

And diet WATER

[spark quartz]

Water is for the week

[lunar stream]

counterargument

dr pepper

[spark quartz]

Dr pepper is for the year

[indigo hare]

All I drink is water

If I want some flavor I just use those mio flavor shots

[spark quartz]

Weird way to say alcohol but ok

[indigo hare]

Listen bud I’ll have a couple beers here and there but when I get drunk, 95% of the time I AM throwing up that night and I fucking despise that. So I don’t drink much

[lunar stream]

i drink water and juice because juice good and healthy and good

and also good

[indigo hare]

Juice has a shit ton of sugar unless you specifically get sugar free juice

[lunar stream]

however

its good

if im feeling tough ill drink a caprisun 😈

[indigo hare]

Pulp is the devils work

[lunar stream]

pulp is good

fight me

[indigo hare]

Ok I will. Youre banned. I win. The Ultimate Keyboard warrior

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-posing-flexing-muscles-patrick-gif-4597271749464047578

Ah discord

How you hate me so

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239718228637388915/1391565999089782885/attachment-14.gif

[indigo hare]

Ever seen a power lifter?

All muscle no definition

[lunar stream]

reddit watermark

[spark quartz]

John, seriously.

[sullen arch]

this game is so peak

[forest falcon]

john

is back

[spark quartz]

No you look.

[indigo hare]

I lost my glasses

WHAT

you dont gotta be old for glasses you son of a gun!

[forest falcon]

cmon i'm just joking

[indigo hare]

Heres my joke

Ur not a loser

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/voxneruda-needs-salt-natural-healthy-cultivate-gif-8010466148790096455

[open dew]

hi

[open dew]

didn't that person say a lot of disgusting shit

why are you sending a gif of him

[indigo hare]

This is what I think of you

[spark quartz]

Oh my gosh what a cutie

[forest falcon]

das a cute cat

[lunar stream]

how much protein

[forest falcon]

100 grams

[spark quartz]

Bro is banana smoothie color

[indigo hare]

At least 1

[lunar stream]

oh damn...

[indigo hare]

I saw this beautiful bagel colored cat one time and ive been chasing that color ever since. This is the closest I’ve found

[spark quartz]

I love cats so much

[south roost]

homosz

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/stackswopo-johnny-cox-gta-v-gta-5-grand-theft-auto-gif-7080969269614148696

[cobalt nymph]

just realised they starting to prepare a whole course meal with half-sword rn

[south roost]

huh

[south roost]

why is it bink

[unreal bay]

He got ragebaited yesterday

It's cause of the wasps

[sleek token]

Ah great the only 2 streamin services i dont give 2 craps about

Time to sail ship and find davy jones

[sleek token]

Why is that thing pink

[south roost]

https://tenor.com/view/meowl-owl-cat-hello-good-morning-gif-3791268057534140470

[unreal bay]

@sleek token

[sleek token]

I inquire yet again

Why is he pink

Like what did he get rage baited for

[sleek token]

The lore thickens

[unkempt zodiac]

the plot shrinks

[south roost]

the plot refuses to exist

[sleek token]

Divine intellect

[south roost]

is this a cult of incredible gassies

[sleek token]

With terry davis

I hope you know who he is because its hilarious watching him

[south roost]

yeah

he's that scizo coder

that made temple os and holy c

[sleek token]

Not schizo, hes RIGHT

[south roost]

he is speaking the truths

[sleek token]

The feds killed him

[sleek token]

If windows makes more spyware im moving to this os

And im NOT moving to linux

[lunar stream]

close enough, welcome back quick focus

[unreal bay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiawzYgfkuI erm tf youtube, why you recommend this

[drowsy finch]

Every day of the week!

I forgot if I’m meeting with my psychologist or someone else today ngl

[south roost]

wtf why does it not have audio

[unreal bay]

👃🏻

[south roost]

NOSE TONE 1

[sleek token]

What is this implying…

It has only 2 implications

[unreal bay]

his nose is big

to smell his own mistake

[sleek token]

Racism or you want to smell his farts

[unreal bay]

neither

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

Choose one

Call it

[south roost]

chinese brainrot

not really

[unreal bay]

doenst defeat Italian brainrot

[south roost]

what about chinese foenem

[sleek token]

What about spanish homer ai moaning at everything

[south roost]

what about bootleg homer simpson

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-whar-erm-whar-confused-cat-huh-what-gif-4052880542927116908

[south roost]

i think pahrt simon has a secrect weapon

[sleek token]

Ragebaited

[south roost]

its not visible

[sleek token]

Who do u think wins

[south roost]

daynablok

[sleek token]

The scp guy or willie

[south roost]

willie

[sleek token]

Without mods and at the lowest damage bar

[south roost]

still willie

what scp are we talkin bout

[sleek token]

The one that u look at and he goes spastic and apeshit

[unkempt zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-fwm-car-community-construction-qn2h-gif-25060825

[sleek token]

Rupert gaming boy

[obtuse cove]

why do the new screams in wip kinda sound like muscle man

[sleek token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1284243331546611822/1411013052697940010/F7ACCEC8-04F8-4A46-9A4C-A88B3DB1A89E.gif

[solid heath]

how do i see how old my discord account is

first time on disc in years

[sleek token]

Press ur account

Urs was made in 2023

[solid heath]

so this isnt my old ass acount then

alr

[sleek token]

One of my alts was made in 2018 (this account used to be my main)

[solid heath]

my first account i made in like 2020

was a youngin fr fr

[forest falcon]

It was too big to be called a blunt. Massive, thick, heavy and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a tree trunk.

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-winchester-freddy-fazbear-golden-freddy-supernatural-spn-gif-12362398213148195336

[south roost]

mine was is 2019

ive went thru like 8 different accounts

all of em got banned

[obtuse cove]

early 2018 here

[south roost]

and my alt falsely got banned

just because i used a vpn

[solid heath]

reeal

my old accounts got banned cuz i was a "nazi"

im not tho

i swear 😭 🙏

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cat-funny-smite-gif-17567204071102087896

[south roost]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-gif-11986157802968305018

[obtuse cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287874567703887915/1417852303905656982/attachment.gif

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-running-away-dumpy-gif-24220751

[sleek token]

Guys

My dad just offered me a shower… im 30…,

[south roost]

why is she looking at me like that

[unreal bay]

thats not keanu reefe this is

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-sit-up-alan-wake-2-gif-10333220034368100456

this is

[sleek token]

I know who the og john wick is

[spark quartz]

Erm, that's Alan awake

[unreal bay]

erm wonnngg!11!

[obtuse cove]

actually thats jack black

[sleek token]

Remember og fortnite days in season 3 with all the john wicks owning each lobby

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-quotes-gif-27239086

Wait a minute

[unreal bay]

what new character should fortnite add

[obtuse cove]

willie

[sleek token]

Garten of banban

https://tenor.com/view/gartenofbanban-hulk-angry-hulk-gif-14614636857290394654

[wanton portal]

Isn't this Vanoss's jacket

From gta

[obtuse cove]

REAL

[sleek token]

Yuh

[unreal bay]

ok lemme write to sweeney from epic games

[forest falcon]

joe

any of them

[sleek token]

Also tell him to add freddy fazbear

[obtuse cove]

i mean they added binding of isaac and deep rock galactic

what couldnt they add at this point

[raven saddle]

these particles in dying light the beast really remind me of half sword

[solid heath]

littawally fwicken gonna cwash out vro

[sleek token]

Idk the main character of scorn?

[forest falcon]

nintendo game characters

[obtuse cove]

dmca:

[forest falcon]

yer

[wanton portal]

Mickey mouse

[obtuse cove]

again

copyright

[forest falcon]

we are saying what they can't add

[wanton portal]

Actually

[forest falcon]

since you asked

[obtuse cove]

true

[wanton portal]

Should rockstar collab with Fortnite

So gta and rdr characters

[forest falcon]

lmao

no

[wanton portal]

Can be in Fortnite

[wanton portal]

Cj cranking 90's

[obtuse cove]

john marston emoting

[sleek token]

Arthur morgans parachute just being a horse

Ok mods who are lurking i wont mention him then

Who else on my list which

I can make fun of

Hmm

Whats yalls policy on

Nah

Nvm

Im just gonna send kittys

[spark quartz]

If you have to ask that its probably for the best you don't say anything.

[sleek token]

My shackles are holding me

[spark quartz]

#rules please refer to the rules if you're confused about what is or is not allowed

[sleek token]

I mean im looking at the rules

[spark quartz]

Yes please make your point right now.

This will end well for you

[sleek token]

I dont see much of what relates to making fun of “him” just cause its absurd

Hmm

[sleek token]

Im trying see the server boundaries ok

Im trying to be calm and careful about it

[obtuse cove]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[sleek token]

Like throwing this just out here

Can i for example, and im just asking this so i do or do not do it in the future

Make of for example

David bazucki owner of roblox

[spark quartz]

Again, if you have to ask that probably best not to do that.

This is an official server, we don't really tolerate jokes like that

[sleek token]

True

Ok you got me thats a good point

[sleek token]

Can i joke about incredible gassy though?

Just throwing it out there

[spark quartz]

That meme is quite inappropriate so I'd say no.

[sleek token]

Good point

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962189575936167967/982278617910374450/attachment.gif

[sleek token]

Well nice and very diplomatic talk we had

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-skeleton-banging-shield-raggghhh-tatas-skeleton-gif-285383495768827336

[spark quartz]

Yes. Please behave yourself

[obtuse cove]

bros js hootin n hollerin

[south roost]

i dont have it

i have walter tho

[sleek token]

I think September 2025 is another meme drought

Because ive seen memes pass after 1 day

What is up with this stuff

Incels

Rise up

[sleek token]

Kill me now

[drowsy finch]

Guess who’s going on Anti-Psychotics

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-fortress-fortress-mind-explode-gif-18020862329761255161

how about embracing psychosis

[drowsy finch]

Didn’t work

[forest falcon]

alright

mmmmmmmm

i'll go cook something

my hands are restless

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-snake-naked-snake-snake-stare-metal-gear-gif-17590921064372818734

[timber frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150865196777218058/1262000095575150662/3ECC2707-CB42-454D-8F98-FDB1E89D4672-1.gif

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259830989853818954/1418161600468095006/caption.gif

[humble hearth]

when is the full game coming out\

[cedar sparrow]

i will sell my soul to the devs if we can get a custome charcter and loadout menu

[lunar stream]

at last the game gets fun

[stone spade]

the game was fun the second I could sprint

wings are a CRUTCH

GET GOOD

[lunar stream]

why wont hornet just harpoon upwards smh

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[lunar stream]

i, in fact, do not know

[lofty kindle]

If it is related to drama or scandals it is not welcome here.

[forest falcon]

i hate that i know where this is from

[open dew]

yue

[open dew]

hello wonder

[finite horizon]

whats the ultimate challenge

[lunar stream]

death

[finite horizon]

are you serious

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/blink-cat-gif-9940464674384740360

[lunar stream]

yes

[finite horizon]

dude how did i manage to lose a leg

10 second

[lunar stream]

told you

[finite horizon]

omg bro

i did not

stay awake for 3 hours

just to die

[lunar stream]

you did

[plush cedar]

Scientits in the flesh

[finite horizon]

dude it crashed

omg

[lofty kindle]

The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.

For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.

We are working on a more permanent solution.

[solid heath]

just got back from the vet

said chowder is ok thank God

probably ate something bad outside

gave me some meds for him

[tranquil coral]

Is a hotdog a sausage?

[sleek token]

On the topic of blood, i really miss the old blood, like old demo blood, how it would mark your face with it after getting such a heavy kill

Although how buggy it was, was kinda annoying

But i wish to see it again

[glacial magnet]

yo

[sleek token]

Ni hau huzz

[finite horizon]

sir yes sir.

[indigo hare]

Ground or Minced meat, seasoning, casing. Yes a hot dog is a sausage

[rain bluff]

I cut his hand of and the game dident do the whole blood thing

[velvet jungle]

need that full version i'll even preorder

[sleek token]

its coming in like a few months

2-4

dunno

[solid heath]

actually?

[indigo hare]

Early access

[solid heath]

so rn its in beta?

[sleek lynx]

good day people

[neat tundra]

Alpha at most

[solid heath]

idrk the difference

im not smart when it comes to that stuff

really anything on the internet

[indigo hare]

Right now it’s in pre alpha-alpha. After that would come beta. What exactly the devs consider early access idk 🤷‍♂️

[finite horizon]

i love your voice

[neat tundra]

Embed failure
Deleted message out of shame.

[pearl coral]

no

[velvet jungle]

bet sounds great

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-11078744543061587590

[finite horizon]

false

[spark quartz]

I won't say it

I won't say it

[forest falcon]

ik you want to

same for me

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-drip-drip-stewie-gif-23992579

we must resist the urge for utterance

[drowsy finch]

Drippen

[sleek token]

i dont get it

[lucid atlas]

dost thou like hurting other men?

[mystic marlin]

occasionally

[drowsy finch]

I must inquire upon your desire to harm other yet similar individuals to yourself, specifically pertaining to whether or not you enjoy the action.

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-gaethje-sweeps-tony-ferguson-gif-10741331289109544280

wish i could do this in half sword

[lunar stream]

affirmative

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1361703517307404621/1374026119484936254/attachment.gif

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-crying-gif-15896901980625544793

[finite horizon]

aint no way

[indigo hare]

😡

[somber panther]

orang

i am a cat brain so makes sense

[lunar stream]

i close discord for 9 minutes and come back to 4 pings

insane

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342922271622430802/1354341152769314928/Screenshot_20250326_004619_Gallery.gif

[somber panther]

you posted ultimate ragebait

[pearl coral]

sometimes my blood has like a jelly texture

[somber panther]

what

are you alright?

[pearl coral]

yeah

just dehydrated

[somber panther]

i am fond of the window guard

looks amazing (idk how useful tho)

[lunar stream]

strawberry jello

[indigo hare]

I think Youre dying

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-cat-washed-soggy-wet-gif-16755473866192073463

[pearl coral]

very !

[lunar stream]

victim 5

[unreal bay]

i ll send a research team to his house to inspect the blood. maybe its usefull

https://tenor.com/view/smuckers-strawberry-jam-jam-smuckers-jam-gif-12710608671290702455

[drowsy finch]

You should make the blood and gore look like the stuff from Half Sword!

[unreal bay]

whats Half Sword? never heard of it, what a silly name

[somber panther]

i blocked his strike and we soomehow both hit eachother in the forearm

mutual disarmament

bro thought hes the main character

dumbest way ive died in a long while

[indigo hare]

They should call it..get this, super original and unique..FullSword

[unreal bay]

get this, super original and unique..FullSword? That's too long of an game name

[sleek token]

Whens double dagger comin

[worldly vapor]

sorry im looking for greeneabms

[indigo hare]

Yestermorrowyear

[worldly vapor]

ao3

[somber panther]

?

[worldly vapor]

👍

[somber panther]

wha

[forest falcon]

mmmm

I am craving sustenance

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-bowl-hungry-gif-5337018160645280311

[spark quartz]

eat grass

[forest falcon]

I should install a salt lick near my desk

and lick it whenever i'm hungry

[worldly vapor]

maybe a corn on the cob?

or a suet bloc?

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/gabagool-tony-soprano-sopranos-meat-addiction-gif-16273184054856808873

[weak sundial]

willie, whatever happened there

[sleek token]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-game-theory-wrong-gif-2412339571630429073

[weak sundial]

[somber panther]

i love brave stands

how it feel

[plush harness]

"bees to meet you" - bees

[indigo hare]

This is my cat except he has food in his bowl and just wants to make a mess

Or just flip his water bowl

[somber panther]

half swording behind peoples heads is funny

[rotund imp]

Why is my half sword character naked on second rank?

[forest falcon]

I followed through and managed to get two slices of willie while he was still standing

https://sun9-81.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/dHloTXz5g1Pwcc5Pak-yyOnn-wQsx70PL-kzqg8usV0P97uVLAeo0P3C02w6lh9SlPn4-mctF7cUxvMoFHth8u04.jpg?quality=95&as=32x27,48x41,72x62,108x93,160x137,240x206,360x309,480x412,540x464,640x550,720x618,1080x927,1153x990&from=bu&cs=1153x0

wait what

https://sun6-22.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/V66h28AYq1wbYE1eibypUdLintg0a1VTO_PkgIaGVWNP15Dmxh-nQpGIIu-VZ4HLG0Hw7EN-QwAlE_Vk2_qTb-t2.jpg?quality=95&as=32x19,48x28,72x42,108x63,160x93,240x139,360x208,480x278,540x313,640x371,720x417,1080x625,1280x741,1440x834,1986x1150&from=bu&cs=1986x0

it's raining blood from the body

https://sun9-76.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/KuRiS1ucIgcp7wQ30ZygdzaU3dM4LgC6XdAVBlK2_SXl9TtiuYSV8b6G0DyYwaOHCv7HfP8PPU1G6p24zZmBM-1i.jpg?quality=95&as=32x15,48x22,72x33,108x49,160x73,240x109,360x164,480x219,540x246,640x291,720x328,1080x492,1280x583,1440x656,2308x1051&from=bu&cs=2308x0

[somber panther]

RAINING BLOOD

FUCKIN SLAYERRR

[candid crown]

Is the top class that is grayed out something that can be unlocked?

[rotund imp]

Like he ain't got no underpants on either and no weapons

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-32.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/MPQ8mXGysLN5_B0VKKi5EFd10R_m5CoTVbkhS6eRgO9AfZ00Wd_yxzZqWfgZQjOdYKUdbHvPQthogT10BFG-yAUQ.jpg?quality=95&as=32x25,48x38,72x57,108x85,160x126,240x189,360x284,480x378,540x426,640x505,720x568,1080x851,1280x1009,1295x1021&from=bu&cs=1295x0

[somber panther]

bugged

are u in free mode?

[forest falcon]

ouch

https://sun9-78.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/a5fGFNm0ePmcDbyll6tb8vEZYd5kHOE906eVRzt1oFSLAaQqyWglyjPAUOjVd_smV8GN93nI2oiZkh4N4UgDOzrS.jpg?quality=95&as=32x22,48x33,72x49,108x74,160x109,240x164,360x246,480x328,540x369,640x438,720x492,1080x738,1280x875,1440x985,1448x990&from=bu&cs=1448x0

[rotund imp]

no

Reinstalled it

[somber panther]

bruh

[forest falcon]

a restart would be enough

😭

[rotund imp]

don't work

[autumn laurel]

you mention him again and your mute will be much longer

[indigo hare]

We have message logs you know.

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-george-orwell-george-orwell-1984-1984-chips-1984-ruffles-gif-7144052804264359069

[open dew]

hello

[open dew]

poor guy got an hour mute

2 more hours

[plush thistle]

wsg general

[indigo hare]

How do you know that?

[open dew]

hello

[open dew]

guess how

[indigo hare]

You should just tell me

Because I already know but

[open dew]

dm lol

[open dew]

what'd you think

also kryk is playing 7 days to die good lord

[indigo hare]

It’s alright I already know how. Third party software is not allowed according to discord TOS. We enforce that strictly here. You need to remove whatever you have, likely Vencord, and show proof in modmail if you’d like to stay in the server

[plush thistle]

the invincible server talking bout sum gay shit and i aint into that so im back here

[open dew]

do you want me to send a screenshot of hte guy saying it orrrr

[plush thistle]

imma change my online personality for the 73 quadrillionth time brb

[indigo hare]

You can open a modmail with whatever proof you have of not having it, or having removed it. Typically we use the discord settings page to ensure it’s all basic discord, along with your discord version at the bottom of settings.

[open dew]

i mean if they say it

idk what to tell you gang

[plush thistle]

waitwait wait

what even happened

how did he get time out

[open dew]

moai thinks im using vencord

[astral ether]

What’s good, chat

[open dew]

hi lamp

[astral ether]

How are we all doing

[plush thistle]

im doing good you?

[astral ether]

Hello!

Doing well, thank you, going to a meeting for my college’s newspaper staff

[plush thistle]

fair enough

[indigo hare]

Asking me “how do you think” and then only wanting to show me in DM’s is enough for me to be suspicious considering normal users cant see the timeout length and would not be beating around the bush about how you know. Please send the proof you don’t have Vencord to mod mail.

[spark quartz]

Haha lamp muncher is catching on

[open dew]

bro

[plush thistle]

ive started working out again recently because ive not done it in a while

[astral ether]

Wdym lol

That’s good to hear

[spark quartz]

You're now lamp muncher

[astral ether]

Oh I just haven’t questioned it lmao

Also too lazy to change name back

[forest falcon]

hello lamp

[astral ether]

Hello!

[open dew]

@indigo hare opened a ticket go check it out

[plush thistle]

i dont get why anyone would use vencord

nevermind use it in a place where its not allowed

it just confuses me

dead general

rest in peace general

[forest falcon]

general who

[astral ether]

General catfish

[open dew]

rip

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/vita-carnis-vita-carnis-trimming-trimming-vita-carnis-gif-6118302633767277399

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Dl5iY5uF0kA

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/pitbull-pitbull-dog-dog-eyes-closed-cooked-closed-eyes-dog-meme-gif-10418303795235859885

[mystic marlin]

hi you make me uncomfortable

[pearl coral]

hi

@spark quartz Cool pfp king

[spark quartz]

thanks gang I thought it was spooky but fitting for the upcoming October season

[pearl coral]

October isn’t a season dumbass

[spark quartz]

Rude

[mystic marlin]

rather rude

cool pfp though

[rotund imp]

@autumn laurel he can literally post pictures of him and get away with it, that ain't fair

[lavish blade]

level

oh nvm

dev

[unreal bay]

thats a f22 raptor

a fighter jet

[lavish blade]

sorry

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/f22pulling-f22raptor-raptor-f22-gif-27356054

[lavish blade]

dev and level

[pearl coral]

scraping the barrel bro

[rotund imp]

Dindu nuffin

[wanton portal]

memes used to be funny

[forest falcon]

god's weakest dwarf

wait are there even dwarves in 40k

?

or at least some form of them

[unreal bay]

willie is whispering something

[forest falcon]

"soon..."

[unreal bay]

soon

[forest falcon]

the axe gameplay is very satisfying

[flint sail]

Drop a new arena

[somber panther]

willie is getting

it.

[gloomy urchin]

boops you

runs away

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-doing-confused-gif-21217269

[mystic marlin]

do you have the vr chat accent

[gloomy urchin]

not yet

didnt get vr

expensive

no space

[mystic marlin]

😳

[gloomy urchin]

vr chat on pc is BORING

[pearl coral]

yes

pungent stench… peak????

[indigo hare]

Bannerlord is peak gaming

Upcoming update finally adds its own diplomacy system too

Better than diplomacy mod

[pearl coral]

impossiblè..

[cosmic rain]

Ts

[fast drum]

I find it becomes kind of repetitive late game tho

your fellow vassals are too dumb to support a war

[echo kernel]

what’s your favorite space marine chapter..

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mogging-cat-gif-5755405294738177086

[pearl coral]

brazen consuls !

[indigo hare]

Mods! Theres a mod called kingdom strategies command and with influence you can order armies to attack or defend specific towns/villages, follow you, or just patrol an area

[echo kernel]

grey knights ngl

[fast drum]

ooh those sound good

[echo kernel]

space sharks are cool too

[plain spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255914487127736341/1289990718965813350/imagine_if_we_battled.gif

[fast drum]

usually I end up playing some total conversion so I'll see how those work together

[indigo hare]

Im doing another play through of 1259 and it’s so good. Also the shokuho mod finally released a couple months ago, and is genuinely the best overhaul to date, technically speaking. I still like medieval times better so im doing 1259

[fast drum]

I love shokuho

the matchlock infantry works a lot better than 1700

[indigo hare]

So much better

[fast drum]

trying to play 1700 is like pulling teeth

infantry can't even double rank fire or anything

[indigo hare]

Nothing better than an army of gunners mowing down no shield samurai’s

[fast drum]

if kingdom strategies works with shokuho I'll give it a try again

[azure cobalt]

Yooo

[fast drum]

I feel like the same strategy as shogun 2 will work best though

literal hordes of pike wielding peasants

[indigo hare]

It does work, just a tiny bit janky sometimes with having individual lords follow you. But only in sieges, like after it’s over they might just sit in the town until you tell them they don’t need to follow you anymore. Thats the only issue I’ve gotten from it

[fast drum]

i feel like modded games have a base level of jank

I'll deal

wait holy shit there's something that pisses me off to no end

when your companions get separated you can't recall them to your party

apparently it's a bug that was introduced

makes huge maps like shokuho unplayable

[indigo hare]

Easy solution! Just don’t lose a battle

[fast drum]

lmao

true

sun tzu says don't lose

I just cheat and recall them that way

cmon taleworldss

[indigo hare]

I absolutely use console commands for bullshit things

[fast drum]

sometimes you just gotta

honestly idk how console players do it

[indigo hare]

It’s all about having fun in the end, however it’s fun for you

[fast drum]

like if a quest breaks or sm in a game what do you do

[indigo hare]

Cry and press new game because you only had one manual save file and the other 3 are auto saves all five minutes apart and dont bring you back far enough

[fast drum]

lol I've done that

[astral ether]

Exorcists are really cool ngl

[fast drum]

dang I want another historical total war game

[indigo hare]

Me too, king. Me too..if the next game isn’t medieval 3 im not buying

[fast drum]

dude medieval 3

total no brainer

mass willie combat

[indigo hare]

Creative assembly loves making their fans mad though so they’ll probably do another fantasy one or some shit

Or another saga

[fast drum]

Warhammer 4

Warhammer saga

broken arrow has been filling the modern rts itch

hop on with my friends and raise our blood pressure and cortisol

[spark quartz]

Mid

[indigo hare]

They could’ve had something great with three kingdoms but went the hero route like warhammer and made shit too similar to it mechanics wise. If they just did china the same way as medieval or shogun it would’ve been so good

[spark quartz]

Retributors on top

[mystic marlin]

sometimes i wish i was a smoker just so i could have something cool to do on a chill night like this

[fast drum]

my friend says Warhammer is mechanically the best tw which I believe but honestly I don't really care about wh

not my thing

[indigo hare]

And here I am, a smoker with nothing to smoke, hating it because it’s boring

[fast drum]

I'm going sober cause school requires my brain actually

I smoked and boozed all last weekend and I paid for it on monday

it'll be boring

[wanton portal]

yo mama

[spark quartz]

Warhammer is a lot of dedication if you really want to get into it

[fast drum]

I've heard there's a fk load of dlc

which I usually get at a very good discount but I guess wh3 is mostly online

[indigo hare]

There is, you have to buy heroes and it’s stupid

[fast drum]

I didn't like the hero stuff from 3 kingdoms

[spark quartz]

Hey don't mention pirating here

[fast drum]

which is stupid because 3 kingdoms is literally a book

[spark quartz]

It's against discords tos

[astral ether]

I’ve found that being buzzed I don’t feel like anything

[spark quartz]

You're a moth

[indigo hare]

It ruins the game imo. One overpowered magical hero taking out scores of soldiers. Yeah I get the whole setting for three kingdoms is like over the top kinda fantasy stuff but idk. I expected a real historical Tw game from it

[fast drum]

I mean if there's any historical game to have heroes it's 3 kingdoms

[astral ether]

Oh shit they’re from Astartes?

[plush willow]

Hmm..

[spark quartz]

yeah i think they're neat as hell

[fast drum]

I have a very low alcohol tolerance

[spark quartz]

I desperately want them in sm2

[fast drum]

buying a bottle of jack Daniel and being sloshed while my friends are drinking the whole thing

the lack of gunpowder rtses is saddening

though it's also probably the least intuitive kind of warfare

[mystic marlin]

can yall see filtered messages

[fast drum]

stand in rank and don't move till you're told

[spark quartz]

We see all

[mystic marlin]

noted

[spark quartz]

Asking that is quite suspect

I'm onto you Peter

If that is your real name

[fast drum]

so called peter

anyone here own a sword

a half sword if you will

[spark quartz]

I own one but its a wall decoration

[fast drum]

fellow mall knights and mall ninjas

[spark quartz]

exactly

[fast drum]

I have a wakizashi

[spark quartz]

during the time when I thought owning a sword was cool lol

[fast drum]

do you still think it's cool lol

[plush willow]

Does anyone know a fix for the fatal error thing

Or is it kinda just

Unfixable for now

[spark quartz]

Eh, Im neutral. It's kinda like a "oh ok" sorta thing

[spark quartz]

Only advice i have is turning off blood entirely

[fast drum]

nerdy ness

what about the crash from the abyss

[plush willow]

ok thanks

[spark quartz]

The huh

[fast drum]

anecdotally I stopped crashing from the abyss when I got 2 more ram sticks

[spark quartz]

Oh

[fast drum]

trying to exit the abyss either by dying or just going to menu used to make the game crash

[spark quartz]

I thought you were talking about depression or something

[fast drum]

I already know how to fix that

[spark quartz]

no further questions

but you do you lol

[fast drum]

I don't know how I just wanted to sound mysterious

tempted to fiddle with the modded rapier some more

even though I don't know anything about rapier fighting

[spark quartz]

I wish you the best of luck with your rapier endeavors

[fast drum]

thx

I'll probably pass out before then

[indigo hare]

yes i saw you get automodded/timed out in real time!

[spark quartz]

Easter is from Germany and says he came over to the states, he was actually part of GSG9 and ran special communications warfare

[weak oriole]

is this a euphemism

[fast drum]

I don't think this is that kind of server

[astral ether]

The one time I drank enough to get ill, I just felt dizzy

[fast drum]

I think I've only puked once

and that was totally random

[pearl coral]

[fast drum]

I had like 1 sip of Corona and hurled

no idea what that was about

[spark quartz]

Don't worry Sam you're still young enough to be blinded by their majesty lol

[fast drum]

they're neato

if I had an inordinate amount of money I'd get something 1 handed

[pearl coral]

blinded by their majesty lmao

love that

[pearl coral]

i ordered one the other day!

[fast drum]

what did you order?

[pearl coral]

blue grip with a copper finish on the hilt pieces + engraved blade !

[pearl coral]

type XIV (iirc) arming sword from blackarmoury

i mean blackfencer

blackarmoury sucks

[fast drum]

very nice indeed!!

i want a black fencer 1796 bad lol

[pearl coral]

speaking of swords i need to put some of that oily ambrosia, dubya dee forty, on my feder

[fast drum]

the dreaded rust

i dont have a feder yet

and yet i already fear rust and breakage

[golden summit]

how do i upload music

i have a very shitty AI song ive made

[astral ether]

Ai song

I made

No you fucking didn’t

[pearl coral]

it won’t break

it’ll get beat up

it’ll only rust if you’re like me and neglect your things sometimes

[fast drum]

ive seen sabre feders break

[pearl coral]

you can get away with oiling it like once a week

[fast drum]

longswords no but sabres defo

[pearl coral]

a feder is a type of longsword

[fast drum]

*wasters

i should have said

[pearl coral]

wooden ?

[fast drum]

steel

[pearl coral]

then it’s not a waster either

it’s just a sword

[fast drum]

madness

actually ive read about how federschwert is not a historical descriptor

[wheat brook]

I love ai❤️

[livid trout]

how do i delete the trainer mod

[fast drum]

but a sabre cant be a feder anyhow

500 dollar sabre snapping

horrifying

[livid trout]

since it’s honestly azz

[pearl coral]

it’s a very convoluted etymology

[sacred wigeon]

Does anyone else like the idea of half sword having a VR mode?

[fast drum]

madness

[livid trout]

good question

prolly never gonna happen

[pearl coral]

many people

[sacred wigeon]

Sick

[fast drum]

regenyei?

[pearl coral]

yerp

[fast drum]

very nice

[wheat brook]

Badass

[pearl coral]

love the pommel on it especially

[wheat brook]

Wish Sam was my uncle

Uncle Sam😳😳😳

[fast drum]

perfect for zwerching someones brains out

[wheat brook]

lol zwerch

[pearl coral]

i actually never zwerch ever

[fast drum]

how do you defend against zwerch personally

[wheat brook]

Zwerch it👅

[livid trout]

as i was saying

[pearl coral]

footwork and committed well angled follow-throughs

[wheat brook]

Destroy it??

Idk bro

[fast drum]

chad counter zwerch vs nerdy footwork

[livid trout]

i was looking

[wheat brook]

Delete game and clean install

[livid trout]

to delete

mmm

ok

thanks

i’m so dumb of not thinking that 🥀

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/2d-gorillaz-gif-14210480593842472297

[pearl coral]

the chad step at the exact same time as he does and false edge ‘ees elbow on the way out

[fast drum]

badass

personally i would stop thrust so we both die

[wheat brook]

Which one are you again

Grey right?

[pearl coral]

grey left

Haha

yes

[fast drum]

false edge right to tha kniechels

[wheat brook]

This guy has been destroying everyone every time I see him

[pearl coral]

he is a very good fencer

i usually have to initiate and then make a retreating hit lest he grapple me

[fast drum]

I think someone at my club will bring some mats if I ask

ringen time

[wheat brook]

He has drip too

[wheat brook]

Mats?? For what😳

[fast drum]

throwing!!!

[wheat brook]

To TACKLE????😳

Dangerous asf bro

[fast drum]

I think we will agree not to throw someone onto their head

or stomp their groin

and so forth

[pearl coral]

my gear is like a perfect amalgamation of these two guys’

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[wheat brook]

It’s like if these two guys had a baby🤔

[fast drum]

🫃

[pearl coral]

i need a rigid mask like they have

i really dislike the floppy black overlay

[wheat brook]

I would give Sam’s OVR an 83

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I tried putting on a cobra and it would not go on

my cranial encasement is too big

[pearl coral]

What?

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ill take the floppy overlay

[pearl coral]

my head is also very big

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ig get a giant one then

[pearl coral]

the floppy overlay just looks dumb imo and i want something more solid protecting the back of my skull

[wheat brook]

-17 points for the floppy black overlay

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there's the non floppy boh protectors

though if your head is big it'll probably be hard to jam in

[pearl coral]

boh ?

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back of head

cus im a lazy fellow

they would go in the gap between the tongue of the mask and your head i suppose

though my head is big so there's not much of a gap lol

[pearl coral]

mr krabs i have an idea

[wheat brook]

Do you guys wear mouthpieces

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i dont

[pearl coral]

i could… cut the bill off… and then it would look like an armet

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if you got hit that bad i think your jaw would be snapped anyways

[pearl coral]

i only know one guy that does

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idk how that would even happen

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someone I know has a burgonet

lol

[pearl coral]

i get clocked in the chin hard enough for my teeth to knock against each other but i don’t like mouth guards

[pearl coral]

i’ve got a pretty good suite of half-armor but i just want something for blossfechten that resembles an armet like my mask paint